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flowerslut · 1 year

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When are we getting “Roots” and can you give a little synopsis?!

roots! oh I love to talk about roots! you will forgive me for the ramble that I am about to indulge in, but you have pressed the roots button!!! and I love!!! to talk!!! about roots!!!!!! 🤩🤩🤩🤩

I am very nearly done with it's outline (a huge fix for one of my biggest plot roadblocks hit me in a half-asleep, inspirational haze yesterday) and the first draft is about halfway done. I don't know when it'll be finished so I'm not sure when I'll start posting it, but I'm going to be working on it during camp nano in both April and July and at the very latest I'll also work on it for nano in November if I haven't finished it by that point. I do want to go through a couple of drafts before I start posting it, just to see what it's like to actually write a draft of something for the first time in my goddamn life. it's a whole lot but it's been a very VERY exciting process!!!!

I don't have an official synopsis yet but I can give you some more basic info! it's a post-breaking dawn canon-compliant fic (with some minor, minor tweaks that will genuinely barely be noticeable) that answers many questions, including: "How much longer do the Cullens have before something (or, someone) tries to take them out again?" 👀👀👀

it's the most ambitious project I've ever taken on and I'm, to put it frankly, obsessed with it! it's a 3rd-person story with multiple, alternating POVs (including a couple of characters who have been a fucking BLAST to write for) that centers on jasper's past, his and alice's relationship, as well as the relationships all the cullens have with one another. if I had to classify it with tropes and genres I'd call one part action/adventure, one part thriller/mystery, one part tragedy, and three parts horror with some non-linear storytelling, some messy complex relationships, and a whole lot of different interpretations of trauma. roots is like if every character in a murder mystery was already a murderer. roots is like watching nine different people argue and insist that no, they are the ones having the worse day out of all of them (they are all somehow both right and wrong all at once). your most reliable narrator in this story is, at their core, this meme:

some chapters read like an episode of the brady bunch. others read like a cut scene from a saw movie. a few chapters are like those TV stations that old catholic people like to watch where it's mainly just mass broadcasted near-constantly along with horrible shows where the vibes are so, so off. a couple of the chapters are like an evil, more fun version of the bachelorette. I really take you guys on a journey with this one and I'm so excited to be your guide

roots has been genuinely so fun to plan out and I wanna give a special shoutout to my jalice girlies for letting me rant and ramble about it to them for the past 7/8 months while I figure the story out. they're the true MVPs here

#here's your biggest spoiler: it's other title that I've been referring to it by is 'The Torture Fic'#so do with that what you will #roots

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levinneheart · 3 years

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We're all golden

➳ ᴘᴀɪʀɪɴɢ(s): Miya Atsumu x F!Reader

➳ ɢᴇɴʀᴇ(s): slight angst, fluffy fluff, reassurance, comfort, 2nd person, 3rd year Miya Atsumu who is the vice captain of Inarizaki, writer!reader ┊ scenario

➳ ᴘʀᴏᴍᴘᴛ(s): 20 ‘It’s because I love you’ from prompt 1

➳ ᴡᴏʀᴅ ᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ: 1,060

➳ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ(s): cursing ┊ unedited & not proofread

a/n: a piece dedicated to a very talented and passionate person whose love and kindness shines through all @goldentsum i hope you like it!~~ <3 <3

He came home into their shared apartment, tired and fatigued after his intense volleyball practice at Inarizaki. He knocks before unlocking the door and immediately relaxes at the familiar scent of their home as he opens the entrance to their house.

Only to be greeted by a dark and quiet living room, he blinks in confusion. The place was usually lively and a silhouette of your body wrapped in a warm comforter like a burrito would be sitting snugly on the couch, waiting for him to come home.

Your anticipating face would perked up at the sight of him and you’d greet him with that refreshing smile of yours. The show you were currently watching on tv would already be paused when you heard the doorknob turning. “Welcome home, hun~.” You’d say while offering him a cup of coffee and a kiss.

Atsumu flicks the lights on and observed the area, he noted that nothing had changed since he left for practice. It was as if you didn’t came downstairs... He thought, sighing in displeasure as he recalled that you had a bit of habit of not taking care of yourself when you’re loaded with work and/or stressed about it.

He dropped his belongings near the door and run a hand up through his hair before climbing up the stairs as silently as he could. Atsumu creeped to the hallway, heading towards your office. He slowly opened the door and leaned on the doorframe while crossing his arms over his chest.

Atsumu watched as you literally overworked yourself on your home office while stressing about something, although he can only assume that this was cause by your worst enemies: silent readers and like spammers. He cleared his throat loudly, getting your attention and said, “You always do this.”

He emphasized as he gestured at your surroundings. Everything was off except for the air conditioner and your computer, litters of wrappers were on one side of your desk and your shattered notes were over the other. You smiled sheepishly at him with a guilty look taking over your features.

“I can’t help it.” You started, “I feel like crap. But like I love my readers for reading my shit but goddamn. What’s your thoughts? Do you like it? Is there something in the story you hated?” You sighed. “You know what? Never mind—”

“No. Go on.” Atsumu interrupted, walking towards you and turning your chair so you’d face him and held your hand. “Rant all you like. Complain even, if needed.” He says while smiling softly, urging you to continue.

You nodded. “I’m not asking much. A keyspam would do or something ‘cause I’d rather have writer's block and lose my motivation than not get any feedback at all from them. It’s so sad, babe. I wanna write but I’m on my wits end.”

“Okay, here’s what you’re gonna do. Now, get the fuck off the desk or—”

“No. I have numerous undone work and assignments— ATSUMU!”

He stood up and picked you up over his shoulder. “What?” He chuckled in amusement. “You didn’t let me finish and I knew you were gonna say no.” You struggled, kicking and hitting on his back as he carried you to your shared bedroom.

In the end, you gave up as he settled you down on the bed. You look up at him in anticipation before wrapping your arms around his neck, he smirks before kissing your face gingerly before backing away from you. “Sorry. Not today, babydoll. You need to eat, first.”

You pout, giving him your best puppy-dog eyes but in response he just raised his brow at you, looking at you challengingly with that stupid smirk of his. “Not fair.” You groaned, “If I agree, can I at least have cuddles?”

“Of course, you can. I’ve already planned to give you that.” He chuckled. “But lemme order our takeouts and take a shower then I’ll cuddle you as we eat and maybe pick a movie to watch. How’s that sound, huh?”

You beamed at him, your sour mood from earlier is now forgotten as Atsumu phoned a fast food and gave his order and yours before going inside the bathroom to take a quick shower.

⋘ ──── ∗ ⋅⊱◈⊰⋅ ∗ ──── ⋙

When he came out, he was already dressed and the food was already set on the bed. As promised, you guys cuddled while eating and watching a movie of your choice. Just chilling like always.

Atsumu turned to you when the movie rolled its credits. “I know you think I might not understand the bullshit you’re experiencing right now because I have screaming fans that stalk every media I have. But I do, I do get it.” He looks at you in the eyes, making sure your paying attention since you get distracted sometimes.

“Sure, they compliment me on my looks and on what I do best. But can they tell me why we lose to Karasuno last year? Fucking no. Can they offer advice on what skills I should improve on? No. Do you get what I’m saying, love?” You nodded in response, afraid you might burst into tears if you spoke.

“I know I can be—” He trails off. “— I know I’m a jerk and an asshole to deal with a lot of times. But I couldn’t be mean to you even if I wanted to–you’re like, the best thing I could ask for in someone–but even better. It just fucking breaks my heart that you don’t get any appreciation.”

You’re so overwhelmed that you couldn’t stop the tears from falling. “Fuck, shut up!!! You’re making me SOFT. Stop being so sweet. I’m fucking love you so much, Atsumu!” You face him and gave him a tight hugged. “Why are you suddenly telling me this?”

“It’s because I love you. I love you with all of my heart. It literally beats for you and only you. God damnit, I have so much fucking love for you. I actually never thought i could feel like this, but you’ve proved me wrong.” He paused. “I know I don’t say this to you often but I’m grateful for everything you do, and i love everything about you.”

“I know for a fact that I’m a star but we’re all golden in our own ways.”

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saintsofvoid · 3 years

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Not saying you have no reason to feel "bleh", sometimes the brain just insists, but there is so much character in the little snippets and commentary and photos you do. Even if they are similar to other people's (which is really hard not to do), they are so unique to themselves it's absolutely worth it.

Hopefully you're feeling better soon, and can find joy in creating and talking about your boys again ❤

Its late so I'm gonna kinda reply to this with what has been going on on my end and where this funk is coming from. Putting it under a read more to spare everyone, but first and foremost I do appreciate all of you beyond belief for reaching out and having such kind words to say. I know its just a me thing but sometimes it all does just get to me. With that being said, feel free to ignore the whole next bit.

I 100% understand and accept its never going to be completely possible to make completely original characters, especially given the restricted format we have for CP2077. I wish we had more power to craft our characters, more like Fallout 4's character creator (which despite the game's flaws I still go back to just to make characters lol). The problem is I see Valor in game and these screenshots of him and while I do like how he looks... its not him. Not completely. His scars are wrong, he doesn't have his tattoos, hair isn't right, he's missing the ports on his body, and overall things just aren't 100% with him. But despite all that, 3rd time around I think he looks pretty good. Again though am limited to what the game allows so a part of me does get a bit offed when I see other ppls Vs that look a bit too similar. I know its just me, I don't take it to heart, its just upsetting reminder I can't make him look how he's supposed to. Same with Umbra, he looks nothing like how he looks in our TTRPG and it really hurts because I spent a long time making him with our GM and I can't show that. Its not possible in game and my art doesn't do him any justice. So it gets frustrating because I look at some of these guys and they're not my characters, just similar figures to them, but not them.

Which is really hard especially when it comes to Val because long ago he was a self insert that I used to project how I wanted to look. I Have never done well with identifying as trans, I don't like to glamorize it or be recognized for it. I'm saving up for chest surgery but I'm fucking terrified of having the scars. I just don't want to be associated and recognized with it after my transition just because it's been really rough to go through in general. I haven't enjoyed this journey at all really, and really wish I didn't have to go through it. Valor in the RPG was my way of coping and going through stuff. Instead of gender though it was his association with cyberware and having parts of his body and "humanity" removed, replaced with machine and wires. I don't project onto him as much as I once did but he still will and forever hold pieces of that history because that's how I made him.

With all that, all I really do have is my words. Part of the problem with that is there's literally years worth of lore. I've been playing the same campaign with the same group of friends since my freshman year of college. So like 6/7 years now? There's a lot. The issue is these are people I'm really good friends with. This game has become a kind of safe zone for us. We're all a bunch of artist that mainly specialized in horror content. We were part of a movie club that mainly watched horror movies. We're the bitches that watched the Saw series during our free hour in the school library, like we are chill. That also just kinda means there's a lot of dark and twisted subject matter that ends up in our games. Characters having experienced some fucked up shit, witnessed some fucked up shit, and have done some fucked up shit. Feel kinda weird posting or sharing some of the more dark things in detail. So end up watering them down and they don't always feel right.

Top of all that, I just don't have the time to do things I wanna do. I feel so goddamn pressured at home and like I should be doing more. I honestly don't know how half these people have the time to learn and do the amount of mods and edits they do. I'm not gonna lie, I'm envious of it. I get 8-10 hours of being yelled at by customers, and then I may or may not have an hour long drive to take my brother to work or pick him up some days, and then whatever my parents have going on. I want to get back into art, I want to learn 3D modeling, I want to learn how to properly mod but I'm usually so stressed out or just exhausted nothing sticks so I don't even bother really. It sucks, because I want to learn, I want to do things, but I can't. I feel like because I have so little private and personal time now if I can't get things quick enough its not worth the effort. Its frustrating but again that's all on me.

And in other news, lotta people around me are dying or have had family die do to COVID and other things. Earlier this year a close friend of mine lost her dad to COVID and she's still struggling with that. A family friend of ours died earlier this week at the age of 35 from unknown causes. I have another friend who is in the psych ward because he is once again dealing with mental stuff and wellness check did not turn up well. Round it all off, my grandpa has basically given up on his life as well, flat out saying there's nothing worth living for anymore. Given his health issues I know its only a matter of time until I'm saying my final goodbye to him as well. So its rough, and fucking sucks. Not much I can do about it, but it makes me feel fucking worse with my own depression and suicidal thoughts. I know I'd never act on the thoughts, but seeing how death effects those around me makes me feel fucking worse for even thinking about it.

The part that sucks the most about it all, and even something I've expressed to my therapist is I'm completely self aware that its all in my head. I know I can't control these situations, and that skills take time to be acquired and grow. I am so grateful for all friends and support I do have, here, on disco, irl, I see the kind words and love and it really means a lot. I feel like a horrible friend because I don't know what to do really. I know its in my head, and I know what I can and can't control. I know what I need to do, yet I don't feel any better. I feel worse, I feel like I'm distant, and dismissive. I feel like what content I am putting out is stale and boring. I just feel lost and I'm not sure what piece I'm missing to really get things going again. I love my characters, I love making stuff with them. I love the story arch I have for Val and Ker and I want to share all of that with you all. I just feel really weird.

#asks #really do feel free to ignore #i'm sorry this is going to you rindemption #your ask is just the only thing I had #i do appreciate you though #thank you for the kindness

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fluffyblaire · 4 years

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heroes & villains hunger games

I tossed a bunch of pro heroes and villains in to a Hunger Games simulator and I cannot believe how wild (and frighteningly perfect) it turned out. Place your bets, people, you don’t want to miss this!!! ╰(✧∇✧)╯

No explicit manga spoilers but if you’ve read the manga, I think you’ll find this extra entertaining.

Let me walk you through the highlights!

Cornucopia Bloodbath:

Mister Compress takes the first kill!!!

I dunno about you but this picture of Dabi with this caption actually scared me a little bit. At least it’s not Toga ^_^

OOF—

━(◯Δ◯∥)━ン ...

But—but I purposely put Gentle and La Brava together in District 12 because they’re like star-crossed lovers in canon... and Gentle really did THAT smh.

Day 1:

BJ avenged Hawks’ nose so FAST THO

The mental image of this one was too much ^^^

Did these two in succession make you choke the way it made me choke? Betrayals all around and only on the first day!

This is a pretty cool squad, but watch out for Gentle. He’s about to go on a rampage.

Day 2:

Okay, Shiggy is pretty evil here but wait for it...

GENTLE OH MY GOD stay tuned lmao this man ain’t thru yet

There’s something so anticlimactic and depressing about this RIP Toga

PFFFFFTTT—

In all my experience with the Hunger Games simulator, I have never seen a character turn out as violent and wicked as Gentle is turning out. I MEAN—the dude is not only leading in kills, but all his kills are brutal... His district mate La Brava, Ryukyu after she spared him, and now Miss Joke with a goddamn hatchet;;;;;;

Aww that’s cute... until I remembered Shigaraki forced Fatgum to choose between killing Kamui Woods or Present Mic eariler *sigh* poor Fatgum, he is not having a good time 😔

Day 3:

For those of you here for Kai, I just wanna let you know that this is all your man does throughout the entire game

Fatgum is having a TERRIBLE TIME

Aww;; poor guy, it’s been 3 days I hope his nose is getting better

Day 3 was surprisingly quiet huh? :3

Day 4:

And now back to our regularly scheduled bloodshed!

Overhaul stans come collect your man

Shiggy isn’t doing so good

In true soulmate fashion, Eraser Head and Present Mic die literally right after one another.

Also, Gentle has 4 kills now, he got rid of almost 20% of his competition by himself, someone stop this madman!!! OAO

Day 5:

Our honorary participation award goes to Dabi who’s greatest highlight was acquiring throwing knives on the first day

Here is the status of every tribute currently by the way. Things to note:

Gentle and Fatgum somehow have the same number of kills, Fatgum really snapped these last couple of days huh? Midnight is also sneaking up on them with that kill count.

Overhaul, Hawks, Gang Orca, and Shigaraki have somehow managed to stay alive while also not killing anybody. Impressive!

Only Districts 10 and 2 still have both tributes left, will one of them be the winner????

Noooo;;;; why is he getting all the angst events?? That throw-down with Wash for the bread basket was literally the most action Hawks has seen this entire game so far.

You bet this man is really going for it. If this was a movie, Gentle would be the overpowered menace of a final boss at the end (think Cato from the actual hunger games)

Day 6:

Listen, I love Gang Orca but I have no idea where he’s been this entire game.

Wow, Fatgum and Shiggy’s storyline together was wild.

JESUS MIDNIGHT SHES THE DARK HORSE I NEVER SAW COMING

Finally Gentle’s rampage has come to an end just like that. A tragic death for a tragic evil man. I’d say he was the principal villain of this game, but Midnight might be stepping up to take his place.

At this point only Midnight, Hawks, Overhaul, and Mister Compress are alive. Hawks and Overhaul both haven’t killed anyone—

PLEASE the dumbass energy from Overhaul this entire game has been just *chef’s kiss*

!!! Hawks really bided his time until the end, and he’s finally moving! Hawks took out Midnight while she tried to run—hold up... that sounds familiar—

Day 7:

... O_O

HE—

You’re telling me the man who had his nose broken by a washing machine on the first day and then who basically hid the entire game crying himself to sleep with nightmares ended up winning...?

WELL HAWKS IS ONE OF MY FAVES SO WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN ¯\_(OuO)_/¯

Listen, I don’t know how smart this simulator is with writing an actual story, but damn we have some good narratives here especially with the top 5:

Winner Hawks: Injured on the first day making him an underdog, kept his hands clean almost the entire time while racking up angst points, emerged at the last minute when almost everyone else was dead and personally took out his last 2 opponents to win

2nd Place Mister Compress: Did one thing at the beginning and never did anything again just like in canon Got the first kill, got no more kills, and actually lasted until the very end. It’s poetic as shit: this game began with his kill and ended with his death.

3rd Place Midnight: A dangerous woman no one saw coming and who quietly climbed the way to victory while being overshadowed by Gentle.

4th Place Overhaul: Did wholesome things the entire time and not harming anyone with no one harming him either, but the one time he tries to harm someone, it backfires and he dies. Can we get an F in the chat for this man?

5th Place Gentle: Captivating tribute right from the start. His ambition and savagery held me the nation transfixed! And he was doing great for a while before his glory eventually fizzled out in a quiet slow death.

Tuturu~ You’ve reached the end, hope you enjoyed this mess and thank you for reading! 😊

#my hero academia #boku no hero academia #bnha hawks #hawks #takami keigo #bnha overhaul #chisaki kai #gentle criminal #bnha midnight #bnha mr. compress #bnha miruko #usagiyama rumi #shigaraki tomura #bnha fatgum #bnha eraserhead #bnha present mic #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #hunger games simulator

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culebratia · 5 years

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Honest opinions on horror villains

Okay so I love horror villains and horror in general. Most of them are really interesting and have a sort of grotesque charm to them that I can’t really describe, it draws you to them and pulls you into wanting more. But there are some horror villains that are either overrated and underrated, and today I’m here to discuss some of them! (I’d like to reiterate that I don’t hate any of these characters, I actually like them all! But I’m just talking in a general perspective and my view on their popularity and the actual movie they come from.)

LESLIE VERNON

* overrated.

* okay, I know, people are going to get upset at me over this. This was an amazing movie, they said. It’s so new and different from the others, they said. And I completely understand that! It’s unique and inventive and I love the whole premise of the movie, but goddamn did it bore me..

* I like Leslie Vernon as a character, but I don’t love him like I do with other characters. He’s cool! I adore his slasher design, but his personality bores me a little bit at times. There are some points where my emotions and feelings on the guy are a little bit like a rollercoaster — up and down, up and down, up and down. It’s crazy.

* once again, I like the concept of his movie, but the way it was presented in a filmmaking point of view is underwhelming.

ART THE CLOWN

* underrated.

* there are three movies I know of with Art in them: The 9th Circle, All Hallow’s Eve and Terrifer. And all of them are equally shit, which is to be expected since it was written and directed by a young guy who specialises in special effects. But damn was Art interesting to watch.

* there are some points in the movies where I think “why couldn’t he have starred in a better made film?” because if that were so, he’d get so much more publicity! Art is an absolutely terrifying demon clown creature, way more scary than Pennywise, and people from around the world should know his name! He’s the only character in all the movies who actually has good actors.

* shitty movie, fantastic character. I hope to see more of him.

MICHAEL MYERS

* overrated by a milestone.

* look, I’m all for Michael Myers. He’s hot, lemme tell you that. But he’s a really boring character. It’s all the same (apart from the 3rd movie)! Michael returns to his hometown to find and kill Laurie, killing a whole other group of people who she happens to be involved with at some time during the movie.

* when I watch a horror movie, I want to have the villain to have some sort of character. At least with Jason, you can see some emotion in him which defines him as a whole! But with Michael? He’s a clean slate, and that is soo uninteresting.

* first two movies were great, others were unneeded honestly.

BILLY LENZ

* underrateeeeed.

* stinky attic boy needs some love. He is what started the slasher genre for peats sake and yet everyone overlooks him as a horror villain. Let me tell you, that phone scene in the beginning was absolutely fucking terrifying when I first watched it, and it’s still unsettling to this day even after I’ve watched it a million fucking times.

* we never even got to see Billy’s face properly throughout the whole movie and yet he made such an impact on everyone who ever watched Black Christmas! And that ending scene? Perfect cliffhanger. (The remake was shit compared to the original)

* great movie, great character, needs more credit.

BRAHMS HEELSHIRE

* overrated.

* bet y’all are shocked at this aren’t you? He’s the character I most often write for. But that’s really because he’s heavily requested. I actually don’t really like him all that much, too much exposure I guess. I mean I have nothing against his character as a whole, he’s attractive to me and interesting but I don’t actually know.

* now the movie is something I do know about though: bullshit. Absolutely terrible. A basic plot line (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing sometimes, it just needs to be played out right) and a director which results to cheap jump scares because apparently that’s ‘scary’. The movie as a whole is so predictable and it never scared me once when I went to watch it at the cinema. I can understand why people like it though.

* decent(?) character, bad movie.

OTIS DRIFTWOOD + family

* underrated.

* okay this might have something to do with my weakness for Bill Moseley, scarily cute women and clowns, but man do I love the Firefly family. Each and every character, even the ones we barely see, within the family is so perfectly polished and unique, and I love Rob Zombie for it. He can’t write dialogue for shit but man do I love his horror villains.

* although the first movie was very confusing at some points. Like, what?? What was with that ending? It was a very good movie in my opinion and was actually pretty horrifying. It used things that disgust us and manipulated that to terrify every single one of its viewers and that’s perfect. Hated the protagonists though.

* fantastic movie, great villains, shitty protagonists,

FREDDY KRUEGER

* overrated.

* now don’t get me wrong, I love Freddy, I grew up loving Freddy. He’s witty and fun to watch, maybe not like Chucky, but after a while he gets so repetitive that it gets really really annoying. Couldn’t they think of something unique and interesting for him to say instead of him just calling everyone a bitch??

* the writing becomes boring after a while, the directors add so many unnecessary features, weaknesses and powers we had no clue even existed up until this very point, and it’s overall not a very good franchise when you get into it. I enjoyed the first and seventh movie a lot, but all of the other ones didn’t really excite me all that much.

* okay character, okay movie, but isn’t worth all the attention.

NUBBINS SAWYER, DRAYTON SAWYER, CHOP-TOP SAWYER + GRANDPA SAWYER

* un👏🏽der👏🏽ra👏🏽ted

* these boys deserve just the same amount of attention that Leatherface does. I know that Bubba is a really cool character, and he deserves attention too! But that doesn’t mean that his family get to be left out. Each and every single one of them helped shape the Texas Chainsaw franchise to what it is today, and honestly it wouldn’t have been as amazing without them in it.

* Texas Chainsaw has so many metaphors within it nobody really goes into. When we first meet Nubbins and he’s kicked out of the van, Franklin very obviously points out “would you be able to do that?” referring to Nubbins slicing his hand up, and later on we see Franklin blowing raspberries at his friends due to the fact that he couldn’t go upstairs because of his disability, which is exactly what Nubbins was doing when he couldn’t get into the van. This area is the director exploring the ways that people could so easily turn into madness without people realising it.

* Drayton Sawyer is your average looking fellow who runs the Sawyer household, but he is not average at all. He’s sadistic, witty, hypocritical, and surprisingly still a Christian. He claims that he “doesn’t like to do the killing” and yet he’s shown constantly poking and prodding at the final girls like they’re some caged animals, living only for the pleasure of himself. The fact that he’s an elderly man basically screams “wolf in sheeps clothing”, because usually when you see an elderly person, you assume them to be kind and wise, whereas, Drayton can’t even spell ‘sex’ correctly.

* Chop-Top wasn’t present in the first movie sadly, but it’s explained why, which is understandable in a filmmaking perspective. He is probably the most terrifying character out of the bunch. He’s impulsive, disgusting, and absolutely fucking insane. Whether or not this is due to his time in Vietnam I don’t know, but man does it make a great affect. And that time in the movie where he was introduced? It was absolutely heavenly. No one in today’s horror industry would build up suspense like that and cause so much raw fear from a petty jump scare. The fact that he carries around his damn brothers corpse like he’s puppet, treating him like he’s still a living being adds onto the scare factor as well.

* great villains, good movies, everything after TCSM2 wasn’t really very good though.

Okay, now that’s over and done with! Let me show you my top ten favourite horror villains (from actual horror movies), you’ll either be completely shocked or completely not! :)

Pinhead — love the creature design. Fantastic personality and concept. Annoyed he’s not a woman.

Bubba Sawyer — baby boy needs love. And affection. And kisses. And basically anything positive. We must protect him.

Chop-Top Sawyer — terrified me when I first saw him as a kid. I wanna fuck Bill Moseley. I love his personality. Wish his movie came out.

Captain Spaulding — funny ass motherfucker. Always cracks me up. I want him to be my daddy.

Hannibal Lecter — interesting in a psychological perspective. Has a way to make your skin crawl without doing much.

Art the Clown — scarier than Pennywise. I wish his movies were better. Why didn’t Terrifier make it obvious he was a demon?

Otis Driftwood — boy’s a hottie. But please stop fucking corpses. Once again, Bill Moseley.

Stu Macher — first fictional crush. He’s my irl type of guy. I dated a guy like him once.

Jennifer Check — movie was ahead of its time. Legit was about having a succubus gf. Lesbian scene was hot. I’m gay for Meagan Fox.

Billy Lenz — terrifying phone calls. Nasty boi. The remakes will never be as great as the OG Black Christmas.

Anyways, so that’s it! It’s past midnight currently so I might just go to bed lol but whatever. I’ve wanted to write this out for a whiiile but decided to just get it over with now. I’ll say it all again: every character I write for, I like, I just have different levels of like, so please no hate over this. Thanks!

#horror #movie #pinhead #art the clown #brahms heelshire #leslie vernon #michael myers #billy lenz #jennifer check #chop top sawyer #drayton sawyer #nubbins sawyer #freddy krueger #otis driftwood #baby firefly #captain spaulding #bubba sawyer #stu macher #ghostface

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ineffable-bisexual · 4 years

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Babe I'm blitzed I want all the teas and all the answers

BRING IT!!

1. Rosehip tea: Which book did you love when you were younger? Okay, I don’t know if anyone here remembers the Hank the Cowdog series. It was so wild. Hank is a mutt who lives on a ranch in Texas and acts like he’s the goddamn sheriff, but he gets into all these hilarious situations. He even has a “deputy” named Drover who is like the Barney Fife to his Andy Griffith. I’m probably dating myself here, but this was probably the first series that helped me have a sense of humor.

2. Oolong tea: Which book series could you read again? Probably Hank the Cowdog! LOL I mean, it would be interesting to read as an adult. I would also read the Time Quintet by Madaleine L’engle again, which I have. Yes, A Wrinkle in Time is the first book in quintet of books! Same characters, too! The book Many Waters is about the twins jumping back into time before the Great Flood and it’s my favorite one.

3. Rooibos: What is one of you favourite books? Oh man, I really can’t pick one. I love The Hobbit. Dune. All of Joe Hill’s books (The Fireman is sooo goood! Mr. Hill, please cast Philip Glenister as the Fireman if there’s a series of the book because he is a perfect fit and picturing him as such made the book even better). My favorite Seuss is “Horton Hatches the Egg.” It’s a lot of fun to read aloud, too. I could go on and on about my favorite books because I don’t have just one I love!

4. Strawberry tea: Tell me about your first kiss, if you had one. First cheek kiss was 3rd grade (8 years old) his name was Kyle. First one on the lips from my first boyfriend at 13 (omg boyfriend, that’s cute) and his name was Daniel and it was gross.

5. Apple tea: Tell me about your first break up, if you had one. It was Daniel because I wouldn’t give him a blow job...at 14...cuz I thought it was gross and I didn’t have a libido...cuz we were 14. Ew...

6. Earl Grey: Which countries have you visited? Only Canada. I went to Nova Scotia in 2018 and it was so the best time ever! I didn’t have time to go to Prince Edward Island or Cape Breton to hike. Next time! My goal is to go to a new country every year for holiday (if money is feasible then). I couldn’t last year because my aunt passed away and I wanted to be with my mom.

7. Chai: Where do you want to travel next? I would love to go to the UK but I would want to take off for a looonnnng time from work because I would probably be there for months haha. But as far as possibly a two-week journey, I’m not sure. Suggestions? :D

8. Darjeeling: What languages do you speak? English, Spanish, beginner Welsh

9. Hop tea: Do you have a favourite tea? Which one? Yessss! Earl Grey, baby! Oh, and Builder’s. Best tea for milk and sugar.

10. Herbal tea: Which person would you chose to travel the world with? I usually travel better alone because I like to pace myself, taking lots of pictures, writing in a journal, etc. I think if I were to travel with my mom or best friend, we kill each other.

11. Nettle tea: Are you jealous on a person? Why? Nah.

12. Ice tea: Do you miss somebody? Why? I miss my grandmother every day.

13. Yellow tea: What shampoo do you use? I...don’t remember?? I know it’s vegan and cruelty free and smells like mint.

14. Peppermint tea: What is your favourite gif at the moment? Well........

15. Ceylon tea: Do you have a song you like, but have bad memories with? If I do, then I’ve repressed it.

16. Hibiscus tea: What is a song you can always hear? Juice by Lizzo

17. Flowering tea: What is a movie you can always watch? The Emperor’s New Groove is the top one.

18. Pu-erh tea: What is a book you can recommend to others? Anything by Joe Hill. Horns is good, Heart Shaped Box is a rock and roll ghost story, and NOS4A2 (don’t watch the series...it’s meh).

19. Turkish tea: What is your favourite cake? I have two!! Red Velvet and fuckingggggg strawberry with white buttercream icing oh fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

20. Green tea: What was the first movie you saw in a cinema? I remember going to see Bambi when I was 4 and being traumatized. I think the cinema was showing it cuz it was an anniversary showing or something.

21. Blueberry-Muffin tea: Tell me a memory, which makes you smile. Cooking as a kid with my grandma.

22. Panda tea: Do you have pets? Which one? I say that Lucy, my parents’ goldie, is my pup!

23. Butter tea: Show / Tell me about one thing i your room you find awesome. My bed...but of course ;)

24. Hot chocolate: Do you have (a) stuffed animal(s) sitting in your room? Which one(s)? I have three on my bed. Snoopy, a grey owl I named Oskar, and a stuffed boa constrictor I call Cupcake.

25. 24 flavors: What is your favourite word? Biiiitch

26. Jasmin tea: Can you draw / paint? Wanna show me something? I am no artist.

27. Kombucha: What do you order on a pizza? Mushrooms and sun-dried tomatoes.

28. Cloud tea: Which movie do you want to watch next? Midsommar!! I never saw it in the cinema so I may just buy it. I would love to see Queen and Slim but it’s a limited release in Portland (not surprised). And any horror movie that looks worth the time.

29. Gunpowder tea: If you had the chance: would you go to space? Yes, my bags have been packed since I was 10. Let’s go.

30. Matcha: Bonus question of you choice! I might answer… I’m not sure what this means??

#askbox #folieassdeux

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klimtandbencbatch · 6 years

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A Rhodey POV where he sees his favorite white boy fall in love with a wizard???

i did 3rd person sort of Rhodey POV because uhhhh i don’t write anything that isn’t 3rd person lmaoooo

James liked to think that he knew Tony Stark pretty damn well at this point.

After all the shit that they’d been through together, he’d learned just about everything there was to learn. Tony was loud, brash, and obnoxious. He was caring, and kind, and breathtakingly smart. He was strong, and he was troubled, and he carried the weight of the world on shoulders clad in iron and steel. He liked late-night crime television and hated watching the news. He liked going for walks or flights late at night. He liked freshly-made sushi and Eye of Aga-Mocha ice cream.

Which should’ve been James’ first clue.

“Rhodey,” Tony called from the living room as James rose from the sofa during a commercial break, “can you bring me the Ben & Jerry’s in the fridge?”

“Sure, Tones,” James called back, opening the freezer.

And there was the face of one Stephen Strange, staring back at him.

Not that it was odd. Tony was a fan of Ben & Jerry’s, James knew that. But it was usually his own flavor that he stocked his freezer with. And yet, here stood a lone pint of Eye of Aga-Mocha.

“The Doctor Strange one?” James asked, picking it up out of the freezer.

A brief hesitation. Embarrassment, maybe? “Uh, yeah.”

“…Okay.”

—————

The second clue was during a training exercise.

James and Tony were sparring, keeping themselves fit and exercising parts of the exoskeleton to ensure that it was working properly. Tony was wearing parts of the suit to match, kicking and catching punches as they worked together. It was going pretty damn well. They had a pretty good rhythm going.

Then Stephen Strange walked into the room.

He was dressed in the traditional training clothes of Kamar-Taj - tight, red, and revealing in all the right places. His arms were bare and flexing as he wrapped his hands, preparing for his own sparring session with one of the Stark tech fight dummies.

Speaking of dummies.

James didn’t notice that Tony wasn’t looking at him anymore. Which is what led to his fist colliding with Tony’s jaw.

The distracted mechanic went down in a heap, drawing Stephen’s gaze from across the room. The doctor looked concerned, striding over quickly to help Tony sit up. Then his eyes went to James.

“Why weren’t you watching?” He asked, his eyes intense.

“Woah, okay, I was doing fine until doe eyes over here - “

“Rhodey, it’s fine,” Tony said quickly, laughing around the quickly forming bruise on his face. “Just a little - slip up, that’s all. We’re fine, doc. Thanks.”

Stephen hesitated before nodding, checking Tony’s eyes briefly with his own before rising, giving both Tony and James an excellent view of his ass in his tight robes.

Tony didn’t stop looking, which meant that he missed James’ stern look.

Stephen Strange, huh?

It was a bit unlike Tony to not go full-out when he was interested in someone. Around Stephen, he seemed almost… shy. It was kinda cute. And also really annoying.

“Hey. Earth to Stark.”

“Yeah huh?”

“Pay attention next time,” James demanded, helping Tony to his feet. “Now, c’mon. It’s my turn for blocks.”

—————

“Tony.”

Nothing.

“Tony!”

Nothing.

“Yo, Tones. Tony!”

Tony’s eyes finally made their way back to James, a dopey sort of grin planted firmly on the other man’s lips. He was still clutching his slowly-melting mozzarella stick, and the grease that James had been trying to keep off of Tony’s pants was sinking into the fabric.

Still he smiled like an idiot.

“Yeah, sugar bear?”

James rolled his eyes, taking the half-eaten monstrosity out of Tony’s hand and tossing it into the basket between them. “You asked me for a guy’s night out, and all you’ve been doing is staring out the window. I’m the guy, this is our night that you asked for. What’s up?”

Tony shook his head, reaching for his drink and having a sip. “Nothing. You’re right, it’s guy’s night, and I’m being - “

“Oh my God.”

Tony looked up at James, innocent confusion coloring his features. “What?”

James was looking less than amused. Much, much less than. About as far from amused as you could get. “We usually meet up at P.J. Clarke’s. The one on third. You like it because - “

“The grill’s hotter there, better burgers,” Tony interjected.

“Yeah,” James said flatly. “But all of a sudden, you wanna mix it up. I don’t say no, I tag along. I wanna see my friend, wanna spend some time with you. Catch up. But you invited me to a goddamn TGI-Friday’s, and it’s right around the corner from Doctor Weird’s magical tiki hut.”

“Sanctum Sanctorum,” Tony murmured into the edge of his glass.

“Don’t start,” James said, crossing his arms and sitting back. “Don’t even start. Tony, man, why don’t you just - ask him out?”

Tony grumbled something unintelligible, looking down into his ice water with something like contempt.

James sighed, patting his back consolingly. “Okay. We don’t have to talk about it anymore. Alright? Not right now. It’s guy’s night. But if you ever do this to me again, no more guy’s nights. Ever. Got me?”

Tony nodded, looking penitent. “Yes, Platypus. I promise.”

“Good. Now, you’ve got a massive spot of grease on your pants, and it’s driving me insane. Clean it up.”

—————

Tony Stark was falling head over heels for one Master of the Mystic Arts, and James had a front-row seat. It was sort of adorable, at times. Tony would find out Stephen was coming to the compound, and he’d clean. He’d order the whole place to be cleaned top to bottom, and then he’d spend nearly an hour in his bathroom making sure he looked alright. He designed new bots for Stephen to fight, and looked for any excuse to talk to the sorcerer.

And it was working out in his favor.

Stephen was opening up. He would come around when Tony invited him, even just for chit-chat over coffee and tea. He thanked him for every improvement made to his sparring bots, and taught him a few meditation techniques in return. They talked shop and watched movies, shared ice cream and ordered takeout. Tony went to the sanctum a few times a week when Stephen was busy, and James assumed they kept up their innocent little flirting game that played out in front of his eyes.

Stephen was good for Tony. He made him happy, and helped him sleep, and made sure he put something in his body besides coffee and protein bars. He took care of him, and respected him, and saw him as someone to be valued. It warmed James’ heart.

And it was, for lack of a better word, adorable.

It was less adorable when James had a front row seat to the flirting and pining really paying off.

There had been a fight. A big one. A sort of rogue wizard’s gang had started up in Central Park, and it had ended up taking more muscle than everyone had thought to put them back down. Stephen had been the hammer, in a way - a massive forcefield spell followed by levitation, collecting them all at once for easier disposal.

But it had taken a lot out of him. He was currently slumped over on his knees, coughing hard as the magic convulsed through his body and made its way out.

Tony was roughed up, too. He’d taken quite a few blasts of energy directly to the chest, and his armor was broken and twitching as it tried to patch the holes back up. But he didn’t seem to care about that. He only had eyes for the doctor.

“Tony, you need to sit down,” James warned, coming over to try to stop his friend. “Your chest, Tones - “

“I’m fine,” Tony wheezed, pulling out of War Machine’s grip. “I’m fine. I gotta - I just - Steph - “

Stephen looked up as Tony came over, wiping a bit of blood away from his lips. Tony fell to his knees, his hands coming to cup Stephen’s cheeks. James couldn’t hear anything they were saying, but all of a sudden they were kissing, pressed desperately up against one another as the supers around them began to pick up the pieces.

James just watched for a bit before realizing what he was doing. He looked away, ignoring the desperate breathy sounds that Tony and Stephen were making as they pawed at one another. Finally, they pulled apart, their foreheads resting together as they breathed, in and out.

“You two done?” James called, turning to look at them again. “Jesus, Tony, you’ve done this to me twice, now, man.”

Tony chuckled weakly, resting against Stephen, their arms twined around one another. “Sorry, honey. Can’t help myself sometimes.”

“Well, I was getting sick of watching you two fawn over each other anyway,” James said, waving Tony off. “You guys need a ride?”

Stephen shook his head, his eyes glued to Tony’s face, his entire countenance light and airy as he held the man of his dreams in his arms. “I’ve got it. We just - need a few more minutes.”

“Yeah,” Tony laughed, kissing Stephen’s cheek. “We’re just gonna sit here and make out. You don’t need to hang around.”

“Alright. But I’m gonna give you the obligatory ‘fuck with Tony and you fuck with me’ speech later,” James warned the sorcerer.

He got a small smile back from the doctor, and a nod of the head. “Of course. I’d expect nothing less.”

James smiled, flipping his visor down and taking to the air.

He loved Tony. He was his best friend, and he wanted nothing but the best for him.

Stephen Strange was damn lucky he was the best.

So far.

#ironstrange #fic fill #anonymous #stephen strange #tony stark #james rhodes #iron man #doctor strange #war machine #uhhhh #kissing #mozzarella sticks #grease #uhhhhhhhhh #friends to lovers?#idk #rhodey loves tony and wants him to be happy #he likes stephen #this is a mess

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tamamatango · 7 years

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kURURU-

Why I like them: I could sit here for probably 3 hours talking about why Kururu is my favorite character but I’ll keep it shortish. Not only is he hands down one of the goofiest and most hilarious characters on the show but he also has a surprising amount of depth and subtlety to him making him really interesting. He undergoes some noticeable character development over the course of the anime, going from a withdrawn and sorta sadistic guy (though he is still pretty evil all the way through :L) to one of the most expressive characters who actually starts to care about other people. He is also both extremely cool and extremely adorable. And this isn’t even getting into all of the reasons why I personally relate to him!

Why I don’t: Kururu is ALMOST perfect…except he is sadly a big ol perv sometimes and that pisses me off to no end especially since this is the SECOND hyperfixation character of mine in recent years that does this and it makes me really upset to the point where I usually have to stop watching for a few minutes whenever it comes up. (To Kururu’s credit the other character I’m referring to is…much, much worse)

Favorite episode and/or movie scene: I could name like 10 scenes right now but I’ll limit it to some of my top ones: 229b, 112, and the goddamn stupid dark PictoChat thing that got like 100 notes. Oh and all of Musha Kero, he was amazing there.

Favorite season and/or movie: In general, season 3+ Kururu is best Kururu overall. He was a little weak in seasons 1-2 (hell he was my LEAST FAVORITE my first time through until I got to mid season 2 or so, could you even imagine). As for movie, the 3rd one definitely, pretty much no contest. (Honorable mention to movie 5 though)

Favorite line: Too many, but here’s a few: “Mochicourse~!” “What’s wrong with borscht?!” “Why am I burning?” And in a rare moment of actual humor from the Funimation dub: *in response to Keroro and Tamama telling him he’s still a jerk* “Why thank you!”

Favorite outfit: CHIBI. Also the mage outfit from Keroro RPG look at his lil boots

OTP: KuruKero!! Something that didn’t cross my mind until reading the manga but I think it’s the cutest thing. Towards the middle/end of the anime it becomes REALLY obvious that Keroro thinks of him quite a bit differently than he does the others also.

BroTP: Who knows? Not like I have an entire “brotp” tag dedicated to it or anything. Definitely didn’t cry over it either how silly would that be? Hahahaha…….(I could get into why Kururu and Saburo is such an important dynamic to me but we’d be here all day. I like Kururu and Fuyuki also)

Headcanon: I’ve said this in the past but him being autistic-coded is part of the reason he’s my favorite in the first place, so yeah that.

Unpopular opinion: I’m not actually into KuruGiro. I think their relationship would be too strained and admittedly sorta unfair to Giroro. I like to think of them more as argumentative adoptive siblings, especially since Garuru watched over Kururu in the military when he was still a major according to Keroro Land. Also I don’t personally share the somewhat popular HC that Shupepe and Rinono are his siblings, but I don’t mind it.

A wish: I really wish they talked about his family/childhood more; I have my own theories but I would’ve liked some confirmation. Also please have him hang out with Saburo more DAMN IT

An oh-god-please-don’t-ever-happen: Kururu never being told that there are people who love and appreciate him. I mean he’s a jerk and I wanna punch him sometimes but he still deserves to feel loved!

5 words to best describe them: Will laugh at your pain

My nickname for them: HELLBEAST (also any variation of “my boy”, “my son” etc.)

In conclusion: He’s the puppet master that cursed my dick

#asks #anon #kururu #these take me a long time to do haha it's ok i like talking about characters i love

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greetingsfromanimehell · 7 years

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You know I hate doin this, but I love you so here.

Tagged by: @suicidefordummies

Rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people

THE LAST

1. drink: Water 2. phone call: Mom, she was checking on me after my doctors app today 3. text message: @thatoneguyfromsomeplace about Iron Banner, cuphead, and movies 4. song you listened to: The Other Side of Paradise by Glass Animals 5. time you cried: Um it's been a while? I honestly can't remember 6. dated someone twice: Nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: Hah most of my life decisions end in regret so yeah. 8. been cheated on: Yeah 9. lost someone special: My grandmother of my stepdad's side passed last year. I still miss her, she was a great woman and greatly loved. 10. been depressed: All day and all night and everything she sees is just black. 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: The only time I threw up after drinking was the night I blacked out...wild ass story man. Just ask @thatoneguyfromsomeplace I almost died lol

3 FAVOURITE COLOURS 12. Purple 13. Blue 14. Black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. made new friends: Yeah, new coworkers and a couple new online buds. 16. fallen out of love: Yeah. Yeah for sure. 17. laughed until you cried: Late night super salt session with @suicidefordummies@blow-up-midget-man-doll @blow-up-midget-man-doll Princess who's tumblr's I've unfortunately forgotten Princess who's tumblr's I've unfortunately forgotten 18. found out someone was talking about you: Nothin new. You wanna talk shit say it to my face, otherwise don't expect me to care 19. met someone who changed you: Yeah fortunately a couple people 20. found out who your friends are: Most definitely 21. kissed someone on your facebook list: I like to smooch my friendos so yes

GENERAL 22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: A lot 23. do you have any pets: One real big dumb pitbull, A small sootball dog, A grumpy mop dog, and a long distance adopted shithead cat 24. do you want to change your name: Nah? Not really. I don't know what the hell I'd change it to 25. what did you do for your last birthday: Watched Moana and got dindin and bevs with @cardamumblessing and @listnbxtch 26. what time did you wake up: 4:30am est 27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Suffering 28. name something you can’t wait for: KamiCon, Ultra SuMo, My next paycheck 29. when was the last time you saw your mom: Like 2 hours ago? 31. what are you listening to right now: An Achievment Hunter let's play 32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: Yeee my savage af coworker. Love that man 33. something that is getting on your nerves: People, Humanity, The American political situation 34. most visited website: DeviantART, Toyhouse, Youtube 35. hair colour: Black 36. long or short hair: Short 37. do you have a crush on someone: Naw 38. what do you like about yourself: Hah. Nothin 39. want any piercings: Been postponing getting a second in each ear but I'm cheap, lazy, and don't like needles I kinda wanna do my eyebrow too 40. blood type: O+ 41. nickname: Rain, Ran, Rin, Lynx, Lyn, Lynni, Ane 42. relationship status: Single and steadily learning to distrust more and more people 43. zodiac: Capricorn 44. pronouns: She/Her 45. favourite tv show: Miraculous Ladybug, BNHA, Cowboy Bebop, FLCL, NCIS, there's a lot man. 46. tattoos: One day when I'm not poor man. 47. right or left handed: Right 48. surgery: Lot's. I was a weak tiny newborn so I spent a lot of my first probably year and a half of my life and on and off til I was like 4 in the hospital 49. piercing: Just one in each ear right now 50. sport: Go do the thing, throw the ball, get the points ye 51. vacation: I've been through most of Europe, but I was young. I'd like to go back. Mom says once I finally graduate we'll go back to Hawaii where I was born for a week or so. 52. pair of trainers: Um a lot

MORE GENERAL 53. eating: Rice cakes 54. drinking: Green Tea and honey 55. im about to: Sleep

56. waiting for: The world to change. Haha kidding put me in a coffin 57. want: To be rich enough to live a life I might enjoy 58. get married: Um...to whom? 59. career: Geographical surveyor if I've got any luck

WHICH IS BETTER 60. hugs or kisses: Porque no los dos 61. lips or eyes: Eyes 62. shorter or taller: Either 63. older or younger: Either 64. nice arms or nice stomach: Both 65. hook up or relationship: Either 66. troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER 67. kissed a stranger: Yes 68. drank hard liquor: Yes 69. lost glasses/contact lenses: Um yes every fucking day I have to hobble about blind af looking for my goddamn eyes. 70. turned someone down: Yes 71. sex on the first date: Nah 72. broken someone’s heart: Maybe? Idk 73. had your heart broken: Yup 74. been arrested: No 75. cried when someone died: Yeah 76. fallen for a friend: Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 77. yourself: No 78. miracles: No 79. love at first sight: No 80. santa claus: No 81. kiss on the first date: Sure 82. angels: Why not

OTHER 83. current best friends name: Matt 84. eye colour: Dark reddish brown 85. favorite movie: Harry Potter series. Underworld series up til like the 3rd or 4th one I can't remember. Chicago. Disney. LoTR. Again. There's a lot man.

Tag: Naw

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sharing-tangerines · 5 years

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It: Chapter 2 Thoughts

-right off the bat I wanna say that while I liked and enjoyed this movie, I like the first movie a whole lot better

-the 1st movie i think does better w delving into the character's psyches and making us understand why they're afraid of something

-i feel like I didn't really know the adult losers bc I didnt. They were like completely new people to me

-also. The tonal shifts throughout the movie were so jarring. Like that scene where eddie is fighting the leper? Its fucking intense until it throws up on him and that fucking song plays. I hated that

-and I personally think they relied too heavily on like jump scares and cheap horror tricks which like sucks bc honestly this movie wasnt that scary. No scratch that it wasnt scary. It was more of am adventure movie than a horror movie

-also I absolutely hated how they retconned Bill's character like that. He was a perfectly fine character and we didnt need to know that he wasnt actually sick. We didnt need that at all

-oh and fucking hell I hate the cgi on the "young" (I put that on quotes bc they're my age and it's weird to me calling them young) losers faces. Especially anime finn wolfhard holy shit I hated every second of that.

-AND THEIR VOICES. you didnt need to make them sound like discount Alvin and the chipmunks like i dont think voices need digital altering. I'm sure it would've been fine w the physical raising stuff the kids were doing

-ok time for positive things

-shoutout to Andy Bean bc homeboy was literally in this movie for maybe 5 minutes and then he was dead. Like yeah good for u for sticking it out (but also I did not want to see his bare ass on screen no thanks)

-Eddie is so fucking feral as an adult. Like he was feral as a kid but james ransone just cranked it up to an 11 and I appreciate it

-i kinda hate myself for watching leaked clips but whatever

-i cant remember things well bc I watched this yesterday but jessica chastain smoking a cigarette (bonus points for crying) might've made me hard idk

-mike drugged bill and that's no ok but like it was funny. Bill was seriously not having a great time

-I READ SOMEWHERE THAT THE REASON FOR THE SHOWER CAPS WAS BC LIKE BILL GAVE THEM ALL LICE OR SOMETHING BUT APPARENTLY ITS JUST FOR SPIDERS LIKE WHO TOLD ME LICE

-hamocks belong to the gays now I dont make the rules

-i really wasnt into the tiddy monster that attacked beverly like not to be a downer but that sucked

-finn wolfhard has been type casted as past-era queer boys deeply in love w their best and honestly that's kind of my dream. If I ever actually pursue acting that's what I want my typecast to be pls

-also the kid cant run for shit someone pls put together comparison gifs of the kid running in anything I'm telling u he cant

-i really liked it when eddie stabbed Henry Bowers like yeah that was cool but also eddie during that whole scene was kind of the definition of gay fear that was just it

-hey bill hader can u like not throw up for one goddamn second pls

-its really fucking sad that bill is projecting his guilt of Georgie onto this random fucking kid whO DIED LIKE I DIDNT EXPECT THAT OHMYGOD

-i missed stan. He baby. But also demon head stan? No thanks. Dont like. Get it out of here. Nope nope nope

-I almost cried when eddie asked bill not to be mad at him like yeah theres the eddie/bill from the book I've been waiting for (do they have a ship name I dont think so huh)

-yo the fact that they made a giant pennywise like....I didnt like that all that much. I think most of the 3rd act I didnt like. Idk it just didnt seem right and none of it was scary! It was just a big boss battle!

-YO THOSE BEV + BLOOD AND BEN + DIRT SCENES WERE SO FUCKING GOOD LIKE YEAH MAYBE STRAIGHTS DO DESERVE ROGHTS

-oh fuck wait ok that scene where old bill is confronting young bill and he shoots him in the head and jaeden just kinda falls back yeah I found that visually stunning

-only half of the kids got to channel pennywise thsts a shame all of those fuckers shouldve been able to channel pennywise

-how the hell did eddie throw that spear so well what

-OHMYGOD HE GOT STABBED HE GOT STABBED WHILE LOOKING AT RICHIE OHMYGOD WAIT SHIT NO NO NO NO NO

-theure fucking,,,,bullying the clown to death. That's what they're doing. That's how they beat It. I cant believe that this is my life like yeah it was cool how they destroyed its heart but did they really need to fucking bully it

-hey um give bill hader an oscar bc um homeboy really delivered like tears fell. That shit hurted I cannot believe that richie tozier has been in love w eddie kaspbrak for 27+ years like wow the audacity

-i really miss those fucking kids like no offense to the adults but the kids have my heart. I miss them give me another movie w them please

-YO THEY ALL REMEMBER NO WAY THST MAKES ME SO HAPPY

-cool richie is recarving the initials great ok um I wanna die but that's fine just yknow say goodbye to ur first love ig no biggie

-cool I cant believe stan has the audacity to write this fucjing letter I'm weeping inside fuck

-a flawed yet enjoyable movie 7/10

#it #it 2019 #it chapter 2 #YO I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THE HATE CRIME AT THE BEGINNING #a bitch just blocked that shit out ohmygod #yeah um that sucked #but also reddies make some fucking noise bc we won!#but at what cost honestly its been kill your gays since fucking 1986 #mey takes notes during films

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My two week holiday

1st day, Monday: slept in and did things under the definition of “doing nothing” for the remaining hours of the day [overall calm day, it was just the beginning, I deserved to have spent it doing nothing]

2nd day: absolute fucking shit. Mum and dad were fucking rude and I really disliked everything about them that day. So fucking annoying. Really more just my mother. Dad was just a part of it. She annoyed the fuck out of me. I even talked back. Outfit was shit, going out with them was a mistake, for what? Two seconds in a shop then straight home hearing a bitch complain the whole time and be in a bad mood like she always is and then with you too then it having you in a fucked up angry pissy mood toward her and the whole goddamn world? [overall was a shitty shit fucking day]

3rd day: I went and watched toy story 4. I was late for that even and missed the first 12-13 minutes. Got a free ticket bc a friend works there so there’s that. Some guys took my seat but wasn’t a bother. I was hungry and wanted to eat my meal deal pasta from my bag but there was too much light and not enough darkness in the room I didn’t wanna have eyes on me. I looked cute af but carrying my jacket and bag bothered the outfit. Came in handy later when I left ofc bc it was cold. Gonna wear it again bc I looked cute and need some pictures to post in it. On the way out of the shopping centre I wanted someone with me for the whole day and any days I spend like this. And for a bigger matter to have them just to have made all my days better. If I had someone who came onto my do nothing adventures and days out I’d be so happy to have them. I wanted a lover but even a sloppy not a care in the world type of person would do. Just need someone I can inside out get on with and be my absolute self with every second I am with them. Like the way I am alone by myslef is how I’d absolutely be but with someone just beside me doing them also and me being beside them. That’s all I want. Someone to get me and for me to get them and just be one altogether bc we both the same type of people. Doing nothing together and being happy bc we’re just hanging out in the company of one another. I’m cute and an interesting bubbly go to stylish small huggable laidback old soul and nice occasionally or sometimes funny person who cares and loves deep, where’s my person? I’m ready for you. [overall was a fine day, slept in, woke up got ready and left by 5:42, got home no later than half ten]

Completelyyyy going of task there but if that’s where it lead to than that’s where it went. I’m just not gonna fight that habit of mine lol.

Day 4: Thursday. The day that just went. I woke up midday again. I really haven’t been wanting to these past few days bc I have shit to do like clean up my room and go out to spend days by myself and catch films in the dark. And even do some journal work. Set an alarm to wake up around 1:30 even but I slept in after it and had no clue about it much when I turned it off. Had a fucked up movie based dream I wrote about someplace else. Got up and watched some dead tv. The whole fucking day man nothing was on. It’s a fucking Thursday where are all the mad movies and things to watch please. I barely watch tv and today just wasted my time wanting there to be something good to watch but there was nothing at all for every time I checked throughout the day. Absolute piss take mate. Nothing to eat. I seriously have no hunger for whatever my mum cooks anymore. Need food how they serve it in restaurants or other family homes with sides and new dishes everyday. Like I ain’t even being horrible. My appetite goes the moment I think to go eat food in my own kitchen. I starve bc my body has no motive to get up and go eat what’s in my own house. I don’t want it to be like this but it is. I eat it ofc but I yearn for different dishes and not this for awhile at least. Anyways spent the day again doing nish. I was pissed of many times. My sandals went missing three times and before the third I told the perpetrator not to ever again move or touch them and the third time they had done it and I just lose my shit with little things like that. Like I told you not to, again and again with a mean voice and you got it yet you did it again. I have in the past tried to let things like this go but people take the piss and I don’t care I am happy to lose to my shit bc I’m so mad I can’t not. It’ll hurt more to not express it bc something has to be done about this, I can’t let it slide no more. I absolutely hate people touching my shit. Even later on found out my scarf drawer in my old room wasn’t my scarf drawer anymore. I go there to put something in and it’s overtaken by my sisters clothes. She shoved all my scarves in a box under the bed. I wasn’t mad about the move just immensely annoyed after the day of being pissed number of times I wasn’t consulted about this trade. If I had known about it I wouldn’t have gotten mad but it’s like a smack in the face when your belongings in a drawer it’s always been in isn’t there when you go to it. Like tf mf? There could have been something else in there to which I faintly remember was a folded up piece of paper maybe. She said nothing of it when I asked her but I’m sure there was as I remember something like that for sure. As it was a drawer I barely ever needed to open. Mum pissed me off just bc she was around at one point bc as we know on here we don’t hang at all. We hugged the other day and it was alright I guess. She wanted it and was in a good ass mood and I didn’t mind it she’s my loving mother. She usually bugs me sometimes just being around idky there’s more to it but I don’t wanna get into that rn. All that needs to be said is I’ll cry my eyes out if anything ever happens to her bc I love that woman as much as it is never brought to my attention inside of me I’ll realise just how much if anything ever happens to her. For now I just wanna be pissy at her bc of the way she is with me being her daughter. Like fuck just let me be who I fucking wanna be fuck sake. Comfortablly day in the living room watching an ep of a new show whilst munching some chewits but then interrupted by mother needing to pray. Up I went vaguely listening to her telling me to go pray alongside other views of religion she’s advising me to follow like always. Nothing more ruins us than her telling me things of Islam and me not taking it in anymore or wanting to hear it to getting up and just leaving the scene so she also gets the message. Watched another episode anyway upstairs and finally folded the 3 day old laundry she’d been wanting/nagging me to do. The whole time I was mad pissed off at her that I just cursed out loud doing it

If anything dropped on the floor I’d get more pissed and curse more. Just many many times I’d been pissed today. I even had my own feelings bother me about how shitty my life is and how fast the day is going bc I keep sleeping in. That’s why it’s a bother. I feel the day last shorter than how short it originally already is. So that’s been a subliminal bother sometimes a forefront one too. I attempted to begin cleaning my room after but with the light on in my room and it being late like 10-11 I didn’t like the vibe of anything at all. My phone was red zone 20%. The fact that I’ve been thinking A LoT this week off about how much I’ve been glued to my phone everyday almost every second. Fuck sake it’s easy to not be on it but hard same too bc I don’t wanna do nothing else but mindlessly be on my phone. Mindlessly you hear. Anyways I ended up taking pictures of my mess inside my wardrobe of my mini belongings. Kid sister went and fell asleep elsewhere. Seriously bugs me I can’t tend to her needs or give her attention like i can without a problem but I just don’t. It’s either the thing I wanna do or give her the time. I choose my whatever more than her and I know this, feel it and think of this. I suck and everything sucks. Just more shit that adds onto my conscience and moods of severe sadness in me. I been knowing this for time and had intentions to chnage uo for her and I barely met them. I can still make it right so I hope I do after today. I hope I hope. I really hope. Gosh emotions aren’t far away. Anyway it was mostly that off vibe I got and didn’t wanna clean my room anymore so left it went downstairs or whatever.

I’ve been meaning to clean my room for 2 months straight now. Every day off I was tired or going out when deep down I just wanted a lay in. Never would have had the energy and mindset to clean my room if I did stay in tho. It was top of my list to do so in this holiday and I attempted but didn’t succeed. Will do next day or so for sure! Friday also come, be good. Wake up early bitch.

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Hello again :3 I was wondering the RFA (+ Minor Trio) would react to the MC being a professional competitive horse rider (dressage, jumping, cross country, eventing, pas de deux, etc...)? Thank you and hope that wasn't too much :3

Ahhh so when I first read your ask I was like ?????? I don’t know what any of these words mean??? So I’m sorry if I get terminology wrong, I’m not a horse-riding expert even though I did do some research >.

on a side note thank you for the reblogs with the commentary lmao I really do read all of them, and I could write a V soulmate au like someone said but it’s gotta be a proper request heuheu

Update: @makosharkies actually drew a thing for me so if you wanna see some Saeran vs horse art go check it out

YOOᔕᑌᑎG:

Oh jeez this kid was so happy to find out about you being an equestrian

Not only is horse-riding hella cool, but also

just horses in general????

because horses are great?????

Insists he come watch your practice that day, and you let him even though you had a feeling Yoosung was gonna go all horse biology on you

Sure enough, when you get to the area where all the horses are kept, Yoosung is just shaking he’s so thrilled

him: casually pulls out his vet notes

you: casually puts them back in his bag

Yoosung I’ve been with horses since forever I think I can name their body parts myself thanks

Yoosung loves watching you ride, wow MC looks so cool like medieval movie people

lmao medieval movie people good going Yoosung

But also he gets to watch how a horse’s body moves in real time

So it’s a really good study session for him too, though the first thing he says to you afterwards is

“I never knew a horse’s muscles looked so powerful under their sleek pelt!” (help me out here is it a pelt or skin or w h a t?)

Yoosung what about me

“You looked beautiful too!”

‘Too’????

Anyways, he tells you that next time he’d like to see things from up close

Yoosung I sincerely hope that you don’t become obsessed with my horse

ᘔEᑎ:

LMAO THIS GUY

We all know how much of a romanticist he is

MC has horses???? Like real horses???

Well I am an equestrian so yes

MC pleasecanIrideahorseIwanttobeyourprinceandrideoffintothesunset

When he sees you at a jumping competition, you make it look so easy

If MC can do it, so can I!

Reluctantly, you try to give him a little lesson on riding, but Zen keeps distracting himself by trying to always look good

“Okay, so before you actually get on, there are some basics you need to know-”

“If the horse runs really fast, I bet my hair’s gonna look a-m-a-z-i-n-g in the wind.”

“Zen, are you even listen-”

“We gotta get the timing right though, the sun has to be in front of me, so that I can have a perfect silhouette.”

“Zen you-”

“Is it okay if I let go of the reins? I’m gonna have to take a selfie…what kind of pose should I make? Oh I kn-”

“ZEN FOR FUCK’S SAKE DON’T STAND DIRECTLY BEHIND THE HORSE IF SHE KICKS YOU YOU’LL GET SERIOUSLY HURT.”

In the end, Zen doesn’t learn how to ride by himself, let alone be able to do basic jumps

But because of his pouting, you gave in and allowed him to ride with you

more like you two were just chilling on the horse while the sun set in front of you

You’re holding a portable electric fan in your hand so that Zen can get his desired wind effect

Of course you spend hours there while he takes thousands of selfies

Jaehee’s the only one who believes him when he tells the RFA that he now knows how to ride a horse

ᒍᗩEᕼEE:

when you tell her that you have to take a day off work for a competition, she insists she come along and watch

Jaehee is blown away by your concentration, and the teamwork you and your horse possess

Wants to use it as a reference for working standards at the cafe lolol

When you bring her closer to your horse, she straightens her back, then gives him a deep bow

“Hello, my name is Jaehee Kang, am I am MC’s girlfriend. It truly is a pleasure to meet you,” she says, before standing upright again.

Your horse simply nibbles at the carrot you offer him, because it’s a horse and horses like carrots better than formal introductions I guess

*gasp* does that mean I’m a horse too? wow the more you know…

But honestly Jaehee you’re so cute what am I supposed to do with you???

Oh I know

Over the next couple of weeks, you give Jaehee a few lessons about horseback riding, and of course being the intelligent and hardworking person she is, Jaehee picks up on them right away

And one day, you have her dress up in a pretty outfit, and bring her over to the yard

Jaehee sits sattleback as you guide the horse around the track, wanting to show the world how beautiful your girlfriend is, and how proud you are to be able to call her that

Jaehee’s a blushing mess

You decide to to it again soon

ᒍᑌᗰIᑎ:

The first time Jumin saw your dressage performance, he was floored

There are other animals as sophisticated as Elizabeth 3rd???

Your horse’s trot just captures his heart, and that night he watches more dressage videos with Elly

Lowkey tries to teach her how to do the fancy horse walk

lolololol could you imagine a cat doing that

makin’ my way downtown

He’s gonna build a private establishment just for you, one that’s really close to his office so that he can come visit you during his breaks

It calms him down after a stressful day at work, watching you practice so diligently

He makes sure you have the best coaches, best facilities

But he knows not to suggest getting ‘better’ horses,since he would promptly arrest anybody who suggested getting a ‘better’ cat (not that that even existed in Jumin Han’s mind)

The guy thought he was a cat whisperer

He’s actually a horse whisperer

You’ll walk in on his brushing your horse, singing her a lullaby in a foreign language

you swear the horse is singing it right back at him

But Jumin promises to sing it to you too

ᔕᗩEYOᑌᑎG:

Oh he knew

He even attended your pas de deux competition when you just joined the RFA

He was that one dude who kept screaming every 5 seconds and had to be escorted out

When you officially introduce him to your horse/s, Saeyoung looks like a kid who just met their superhero

“It’s a HORSE!?!?!?”

Yes, yes it is.

bOI S TOP WITH THE MY LITTLE PONY REFERENCES

IT’S SERIOUSLY GETTING OUT OF HAND

You never knew he was a closeted brony

Names your horse after his favourite character

“Seven please he’s called Shadowfax not Rainbow Dash!”

For some unknown reason, Saeyoung knows how to ride horses??

And he’s actually pretty good at it????

Except he still lacks common sense????

“Look at me!” he exclaims, ‘Rainbow Dash’ prancing around the arena with Seven on his back,”No hands! No hands! No– gah!”

He’s is flung from your horse and lands in a bush

His glasses askew, bramble stuck in his hair, he declares that he immediately wants to do it again

In the end, you guys make a pas de deux routine together, and it’s a beautiful thing to witness

somehow the horses dab at the end

ᐯ:

He’s happy when you tell him about you being an equestrian, but his thoughts are tinged with sadness because he can’t see what you’re doing

Still, V says that he wishes to be there when you practice, so you bring him along and sit him somewhere nearby (you don’t want him to wander off while you aren’t looking istg even if he’s blind he just doesn’t know how to stay put)

He hears everything, the sound of the horse’s hooves, the soft words you give your horse in between rides, and he even begins to think that he can hear the sound of the wind as you gallop around the arena

His fingers are aching to take a picture, but all he can do is imagine with eyes that can no longer see, what a sight to behold you must be

I did a Seuss thing

Not three days pass before he confronts you with his desire to get surgery

When he goes back to watch you, he brings along his camera

You were more incredible to watch than he ever thought possible

He wants to capture every moment of you looking free and cherish them forever

ᔕᗩEᖇᗩᑎ:

Actually really afraid of horses but definitely won’t admit it

So when you tell him about being an equestrian, he sorta just freezes for a moment

He clears his throat, “Ah…oh, cool,” he growls, trying to appear disinterested

You you tell him you want to bring him to a cross-country event, but he just gives you A Look™

“Will there be…you now…horses there?”

Saeran p l s

But he can’t lose face in front of you, and forces himself to go

He waits with the crowd while you do your thing, but he can’t hype himself up for you because he’s too afraid for your safety

Basically, since he’s scared of horses, he’s also afraid of seeing you on a horse

horsesareevilIdontunderstandthemwhatiftheyhaveahiddenagenda

That’s pretty much all he can think about

When you’re done, he all but snatches you off of your horse, glaring at it as if it were his love rival

“Um Saeran did - did something happen between the two of you?”

“You never know what a horse is plotting,” he mutters to himself.

“What?”

Saeran pouts and looks away, and you tell him you have to go see your coach but you’ll be right back

So he’s left standing awkwardly beside your horse

He keeps giving it suspicious glances, half-expecting it to morph into some strange monstrous creature

“Who the fuck are you?” he finally hisses, staring the horse down. “Are you an impostor? Professional cosplayer? Well, whatever you are, you better watch out, because I’ve got my eyes on you…all three of them,” he adds, tapping his arm.

*does the I’m watching you thing with his hands while slowly slinking out of the frame*

Horse: who the fuck are you?

ᐯᗩᑎᗪEᖇᗯOOᗪ:

He’s totally with Saeran in the ‘horses are plotting world domination’ club

You want him to come watch you? Nuh-uh

No matter how much you beg, Miss Vanderwood will not go

So you think to yourself

If he will not go to the horse, then the horse will go to him

“MC!!!! MC!!!!!” you hear Vanderwood screeching that afternoon.

“Yeah?”

“Why…WHY IS THERE A GODDAMNED HORSE IN THE LIVING ROOM??”

“I thought some bonding time would be nice.”

Vanderwood runs around the house, screaming for hours

When he finally calms down, you find him seated in a corner of the living room, whispering things to himself

You think, good, he seems to have come to terms with your horse, and you approach him with a small hopeful smile,

“Hey, Van-”

You pause

He’s clutching a tattered book to his chest as if his life depended on it

What’s this? you think, stepping in some sort of thick liquid

There, on the floor, a strange rune-looking symbol had been painted, with your horse standing in the middle, munching on some oats

“VandeRWOOD WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?”

“I MUST SUMMON SATAN TO GET RID OF HIS SPAWN! SO I’M SACRIFICING THE HORSE!!”

“NO DON’T YOU DARE SACRIFICE THE HORSE!”

“Fucking waTCH ME! DIES IRAE, DIES ILLA, SOLVET SAECLU-”

The horse vanishes only to reappear in the bathroom

Vanderwood loses his voice for a week, and still has nightmares regarding the whole incident

You never speak of that day again

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