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Studying Greek archeology is fun lol
#don't mind me shitposting while i'm studying lol#it was just too funny not to be posted lol#like the perfect coincidence in the words lol#made me giggle a bit and i needed that ❤️#modern!volo mention#volo mention#he's actually everywhere lol#jokes aside greek archeology is great- give it a try if you haven't already#also hey you! congrats for reading these hidden tags too!
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Let me think... why are you really here?
#baldur's gate#baldur's gate 3#bg3#wyll#wyll ravengard#gale dekarios#<- mentioned#bg3edit#gamingedit#*#i had to jump through a bunch of hoops to get this dialogue but i really wanted to gif it lmao#you can't have met volo at all or he has to be dead#and karlach can't be recruited at the time#gale: making meat stew again#the emperor: (currently taking the form of mystra to try getting him to listen) do we think maybe a vegetable would cause less despair
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When you get transported to the future and those kids are STILL fucking there
#riya speaks#riyart#pokemon#volo#pokemas#pokemon masters ex#pokémon legends arceus#pokemon wielder volo#tw suicide joke#tw suicide mention#hi everyone
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Imagine with the self aware au in Hisui but the goddess in question is an abused victim who seeks solace in playing video games to forget their pain. Imagine Volo’s reaction to his new object of affection is crying and sees her in pain. The “goddess” also vents while playing the game, which leaves many in shock at the amount of pain their “true god” goes through! How could someone so empathetic and kind be treated so horrendously?! Volo and Ingo are willing to put aside their differences (they were the first to figure the whole “god” thing first though they both have different takes on it) to reach their object of obsession if only to rid her of her constant pain and suffering….
Ohh boy, if anyone finds out the 'God' they have been watching/possibly worshiping was being treated horribly? Or was treated horribly in the past and was still dealing with issues?
Depending on how far gone or deep belief their goes, it will affect how deeply they wish to intervene.
They all want to help, of course! But what can they do?
Ingo at least seems to have an idea. Along with the hero, who is desperate to help protect whoever has been protecting them. They keep mentioning some sort of code. They speak in harsh whispers about this code, until Volo ends up demanding to know what they are talking about.
It's clear it's about you, as he's heard your name mentioned. Ingo's eyes meet the Hero's, and he relents.
It's a bit hard to understand, though Volo catches on quickly. The 'code' they had been referring to are the number's Volo sees when he closes his eyes, or spaces out.
Ingo theorizes perhaps... Messing with those numbers could result in them being able to make contact with you. It would take time, but an attempt was better than letting you sit and suffer all alone.
Volo is immediately on board, though his reasons are a bit... more malicious.
He desires to protect you. To help you feel better, keep you safe.
And he'll take care of those that hurt you. He isn't afraid to cross that line, so long as it can help the 'True God.'
Ingo side eyes him. Volo isn't as subtle as he thinks he is, but he keeps his mouth shut. If it truly comes down to it, saving you might involve more... rough procedures.
As much as Ingo finds it unsavory, he's willing to look the other way so long as it ensures your safety.
Anything to make sure you were safe.
#self aware au#self aware pokemon#self aware warden ingo#self aware volo#self aware ingo#warden ingo#volo#pla volo#subway boss ingo#yandere volo#yandere ingo#ask#theartvampire2015#zed.talks#long post#tw abuse mention#tw abuse
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Colress, exploring some ruins: *to the kids and Grimsley* They say that, 150 years ago, the ancestor of my cousin Cynthia cursed these ruins.
Volo, 150 years ago: Fuck these ruins.
#incorrect pokemon quotes#Colress#Volo#Source: unknown#Pokemon Cynthia#Pokemon Nate#Pokemon Rosa#Grimsley#(They’re only mentioned though)#Does this technically count as falsepretensesshipping?#Why did Volo - lover of archeology - curse the ruins? I'll leave it to your imagination!#Also Colress and Grimsley and the kids are on a research expedition (which also counts as family bonding time)
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The Hisui Trio in my AU!! :D
(they dont know how to dress up 😔)
I wanted to make reference sheets for the three, even though i took a ton of inspo from many things but its for investment i promise i promise
Those three are friends in this AU, they are all in the present world and they are like a family to each other tbh, they might get into a few arguments but they talk it out later on.
To be fair i think those three would give each other kisses, not in a romantic way though, its just more of a platonic thing i guess??
The three of them own dragon type pokemon, from gen 4, 6 and 8 (me like even numbers dont mind me), i kinda felt like these pokemon fit them best by personality (im not exactly sure for 100%)
Dropping the lore here :
The only way Adaman and Irida could go back and out of Hisui was by Volo taking them with him by going through portals with Giratina, of course the two of them got frightened at the sight of Giratina showing up right in front of their eyes for the first time but they got used to it later on.
As a gift of gratitude from Volo for still being accepted by Adaman and Irida even after everything he's done in the past, he made and gave a clone of Origin Dialga and Origin Palkia to them so that they could also travel through the portals or around the world without his help (he's getting tired from babysitting them pls let him live).
Adaman and Irida just live with Lucas, Dawn and Barry in Twinleaf Town, sometimes Volo comes by to visit them and hang out with them. Lucas and Dawn dont have memories of Rei and Akari, so they have no idea of what Volo used to be back then, if they would then oh boy they would try to kill him.
{With Dialga} Adaman possesses Steel type powers (or Metal Bending as they say), he uses it a lot for combat but also for reaching high places if he cant go up there or reach it by climbing, he bends the metal into a form of a long rope in order to get up there.
{With Palkia} Irida has Water type powers (or Water Bending), she is not really the type of a person to fight but she rather heals others, it also works on pokemon too, though sometimes she can kick ass once in a while if anyone drives her mad.
{With Giratina and Arceus} Volo has all the elements, including Dark type powers but he never uses those as he only sees the bad in them and never wishes to use them, reminding him a lot of Cyrus {bro hates him more than anything}, with Volo being an Archon, he can summon pretty much every pokemon, including the legendaries and mythical ones, and the ultra beasts, even though the legendaries are gods too and are feared by many, Volo however just sees them as misunderstood creatures/beings, as he has a better bond with them than with his own people.
Volo despises humans, he only sees the bad in them as he has only seen the bad things that humans did, and with Volo being isolated in Arceus's realm and being there for about 280 years (met Arceus at 20), he cant really change his opinion about it, even if he has friends that are different than the rest of the humans, Volo still has doubts that humans are good, unless proven to him. Sure, Volo is the archon and savior of this world and he is trying his best to make the world a better with no wars or catastrophies, he hates humans, but he just wants peace, but he is aware that even if this happens one day then the peace wont last forever, the world cant remain peaceful for eternity, theres always going to be something happening all the time and he will have to deal with it on his own.
This would be Volo and his Dragapult (canon)
Imagine praying to god, and this is who you're praying to
#pokemon au#pokemon#pla volo#pla adaman#pla irida#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon legends volo#wielder volo#pokemon wielder volo#pokemon volo#pokemon irida#pokemon adaman#clan leader irida#clan leader adaman#irida#adaman#volo#here uhh lore uhh yes have it here#if anyone understands what im saying here then you are officially my child#doing allat at 2 am my god#ah yes did you know that Volo is a god in this au. na wait. an ARCHON?? LMAO#na cuz i feel like he deserved it fr#adaman and irida are like his family rn#had some weird scenarios about adaman and volo kissing while irida watches them with a confused look like “bro not this again”#they definetly are the best trio in my opinion idgaf#they would kick ass tbh#also i took some reference from arcane cuz why not hahahahaha (i didnt mention it in the lore)#i made it that cyrus is darkness and volo is light aint no way this turning into mlp LMAO#i think im high af when im writing all that rn#cyrus is dead btw
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So about a year ago I did a little math and some rambling at a friend on how long before the events of PLA Prof. Laventon arrives in Hisui and I thought it’d be pretty funny to share it w some revisions here 🎉
The tree in Laventon’s lab is about like 6 rowlet tall minus roots
Rowlet is about 1 foot tall, making his tree around 6 feet tall.
Now take note of the size of the doors to Laventon’s lab in comparison to the tree
No way he brought that thing in recently. It’s waaayy too big to fit thru those doors. As the doors are around 6’8 because they are able to fit Volo (who is canonically 190 cm ((6’3)))thru those doors without him hitting his head. (and 6’8 is like the size of a standard door)
Now assuming this tree is growing at a moderate pace (19 inches per year) it would be about 4’5 a year before PLA. And the average man in the 1920s (will make a separate post for why I believe the game takes place then) is 5’6. So the tree might be slightly too big to carry thru a door so give it like 3 more months (4.75 less inches) when it’ll be roughly 4 feet and half an inch and then you can carry it thru that door pretty comfortably.
in conclusion:
Laventon gets to Hisui about a year and 3 months before the protagonist falls out of the sky 👍
#pokemon#professor laventon#prof Laventon#pokémon legends arceus#pla#hisui#volo pokemon#he’s mentioned somewhat#finally I post this after letting it sit in my drafts for almost a year 💀#haez rambel
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Guzma: You and Cyrus get into a fight to the death, who wins?
Volo: You’re assuming either of us can die. Which is a little insulting?
#pokemon#incorrect quotes#incorrect pokemon quotes#incorrect pokevillains#guzma#guzma pokemon#skull boss guzma#team skull guzma#cyrus#cyrus pokemon#galactic boss cyrus#team galactic cyrus#volo#volo pokemon#ginkgo guild volo#pokemon wielder volo#source: tumblr#tw death mention
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Concept: Volo's goal is 100% possible, but not in the way he expects.
The final battle happens, an alternate reality where he wins, you know the deal.
Then in the final moments where the last threads of the world falls away, and everything goes black.
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The title card of the game shows up on your screen.
Your game has been reset. The save file data has been completely wiped.
It's a normal day in Jubilife. The Ginkgo Guild has set up shop in the village. And unbeknownst to him, Volo is having the exact same conversation he had once before.
There are rumors of a stranger who has fallen from the rift in the sky.
Until he sees you. And recognizes your face.
#pla#pokemon legends arceus#volo#pla volo#text#headcanons#TIMELOOP PLOTS BABEYY#i know i mentioned this concept before in a previous post but the DRAMA#and how fucking LIVID volo would be upon realizing the player could had this ability the entire fucking time#living through the same events over and over. there is no new world. just the one he keeps repeating.#in a way of seeking heaven this has now created a new hell.
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Imagine Volo and Giratina had a Shadow and Devil dynamic in the Shadow the Hedgehog Fandub
#Volos trying to collect the plates and is failing#also have i mentioned how much i love that fandub?#pokemon volo#volo#giratina#pokemon legends arceus#pokemon#art#shadow the hedgehog fandub#snapcube
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yeah
#volo pokemon#pla volo#pokemon legends arceus#shitpost#couldn’t forget his long ass finger#instagram story#cw alchohol mention#?#idk how to tag this
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visiting laventon
#volo#pokemon legends arceus#hoorah angst!#professor laventon i guess?#laventon mentions that volo stopped by to wish him luck on his research after the postgame#and i had been wanting to draw him all day so i made this#deflated his arceus hairdo bc hes disheveled and sad#pla spoilers#i played around with colors a lot! gradient maps are fun#the sunrise was fun to draw#i color picked it from a screenshot from the game#there are like 30+ layers on this bad boy#hes so fun to draw#i miss him a lot i dont like that you cant find him BUT#it also leaves room for interpretation of what happened to him and what he did#i like the hiker theory#also the one where he just. dug out the grand underground out of boredom.#either way i want him to keep the white tips on his hair#i still have a lot of thoughts but i’ll just say them in the tags of my next volo drawing#cuz you know its gonna be soon#pokemon volo
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Photo Shoot
Based off of a certain ask
The first part is just shenanigans you will get your horny later
Cw: breeding mentioned once, implied male lactation
Exhausted your feet dragged your way on the dirt road seeing the farmhouse in the distance you trucked on one day you swear you're going to Hound Holt to get you a bike or something anything to get to the town wasier than just walking back and forth.
You are sick and tired of going all the way to the town just to get your boss a soda for God forbid a 1 lb bag of hell for you to carry back up there. sighing in relief finally reaching the front door only to stop.
Feeling greedy Intent coming from the house.
Uh no...
You open the door to see your Boss with a creepy smile on his face.
" oh you're back I was just thinking about you,"
Oh God... you didn't answer you just took off your shoes and put the bags on the table.
" so lovely farm hand I love so dearly remember that deal with the ad company I made a while back."
"Yeah what of it"
"They accepted our offer to make a photo shoot ad!"
Your discontent immediately disappears Your eyes liting up already seeing the money come in and hopefully a bigger paycheck.
" that's great Boss!"
The man nodded his smile only getting wider honestly looking more and more wolfish.
" all we need now is a model!"
The realization hits you like a ton of bricks...
"NO-"
"$300 extra on your paycheck"
"...."
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Head in your hands you silently Scream the dreaded outfit that Holt picked out for you on the bed. As dignity drains from your body you lower your head in defeat and put on the strawberry cow outfit.
The hybrids watch from afar as the humans set up the stage. Leon is familiar with this setup. He was a show bull, after all. It seems like one of the Bulls on the Farm will be going through its first photo shoot.
Their ears perk when they hear your name.
You stepped out from the back safe horns on top of your head with flowers white and pink splotches with red lace you look like a strawberry the outfit hugged every part of your body. With a little tail dangling from your bum.
Volo had a...worrying look on his face.
Leon was speechless.
Adaman and was turning red.
Emmet was... surprisingly staying calm, his eyes devoid of something...
While ingo was breaking down.
Your eyes just so happen to wander to the Bulls, your face flushing red and pure embarrassment. You look away. The camera girl had you lying on the hay bales. Your gaze met Holt, who was standing on the photographer's left. All he gave you was a cheeky smile and a thumbs up, fucking asshole...
Leon snapped out of his... thoughts, realizing that they were only five out of six bulls... "Where's Milo?"
The question was immediately answered. Emmet's eyes filled with pure Rage as they saw another human bring Milo onto the set. His legs shaking like a newborn deer, his face red, not taking his eyes off you.
Emmet, fat bull cock deep inside of you. Growling and mooing trying to keep the other Bulls away from you as he mates with you. He tries to bully himself as deeply as possible. Making you milk his cock dry, possibly milking him in other ways. He wants nothing more than to empty all of himself inside of you. You'll be a good mate and sing for him.
His brain is swarmed with thoughts. You look like the Perfect Mate if you weren't already. So dolled up just for him. Your lips were kissable, your skin soft and grabbable, and your scent sweet and fruity like strawberries and cream; it made his mouth water.
Despite being the orchestrator of your destruction, you're glad that Holt was here. Being served to them on a silver platter like this you could only imagine what would happen if the bulls had no supervision.
Just to be in Volo's arms next his hand around the neck whispering degrading things about humans and you, as he treats nothing more than a cock sleeve. Trying to wash out Emmet's seed with his. Volo is an ancient breed and he breeds you like one. His Pace wild and uncontrolled while he babbles about humans being nothing but toys for a hybrid's pleasure.
Ingo won't let you up for hours, devour you, your taste making his dick throb. You beg and plead to have your hole milk him. But he doesn't listen. Mind and body devoured by animalistic hunger. Truly addicted at this point, he's not going to be able to be milked without tasting you first. Yes, having you tight and full around him is nice and all, but he just can't bear to bring his mouth from you, so his hand will have to do. Muffling his cries and moos with your sex as his seed spills all over the ground and his hand.
Adaman and would treat you gently, but even that would be an understatement. His hips vigorously bucking against you, his tight, heavy balls slapping against your ass, entirely focused on keeping his speed. His powerful thrusts make you sob and squirm. Which only makes him pound harder. The sight of his mate begging for him, begging for more going straight to his loins.
Leon will show you that he is a good mate, strong and filled with stamina. He was not a Showbull for nothing. He still got it. He'll support you folded in half against his chest, bucking up into you. Nuzzling into your neck, taking in your scent. Whimpering, your nails digging into his arms, marking him as yours. He's not like the other Bulls. He can control himself. He'll go slow for you. Make sure you adjust to all of him before he moves.
Oh, Milo, poor Milo, too shy to enact his true feelings on you. As he stands on the stage while his brain is screaming, "mate, Mate Them. Mate is lusting after mate! must protect!" He sits next to you on the hay bale. The fake horns and ears you are so plush and soft as you lay your head on his lap. He wants to reach his hand down and touch you. He can't stop starting. Milo needs to be yours!
But Holt is watching, no doubt ready to subdue him with his bare hands if he or any of the Bulls steps out of line and lays a hand on you while the photo shoot is making him money... maybe he should call you over later... j-just for a chat... he hopes no other bull has the same idea after this photo shoot, but that is very unlikely. Especially judging by how their eyes lit up when the camerawoman said she'll be back in an hour after lunch.
#smut#cw: breeding mentioned once#bullfarmau#ingo#volo#adaman#emmet#champion leon#pokemon milo#bull boys
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the plates are fuckin' weird in general, man. i mean the nobles all have one and then they all give them to you over the course of the game but literally nobody ever comments on that. like, they're inscribed with fragments of a creation myth. do the wardens know the nobles have them?? does anyone give a single fuck that you're collecting them like trading cards?? does it really not mean anything to anyone?? hello??
#the nemesis speaks#pla analysis#like oop deals with the plates so i have to reckon with this and it's weird like it's just weird#why does nobody ever directly mention them besides volo and like. kamado one (1) time#what are these things culturally i need to know (i'm making up an answer)
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Self-aware Volo has had thoughts about being the father of the "true god's" children, that's been established.
So... let's say this is possible and it happened. How would Volo take the news this fantasy of his is becoming a reality?
Volo would be living on cloud nine.
It starts out as a small thought. A small desire. He tries not to let it build in his head.
Seriously? Him? The father of your children? Would you even consider that with him?
But he feels such a yearning at the idea before he shakes his head.
He tries not to think about it, but the thought keeps persistently prodding his mind.
If you truly end up with him, and announce you are pregnant, or that you wish to create children using your strange magic that is both parts him and you, he practically freezes.
You can see the windows blue error screen behind those eyes.
It takes a few moments for the shock to wear off, but honestly? He most likely would respond positively, especially if the thought has been in his head for a while now
He'll become so elated, and so protective of you. And as soon as you have children? He'll be glued to your side for months.
Not only are they his kids, but yours. He'll be damned if he lets anything happen to them. You have given him the best gift he could have ever asked for after being noticed by you.
Your love, and given him children.
He's almost vicious when protecting you and his kids. Never matter you are a 'god', he is not going to let anything hurt you or his children.
When alone with you all though, he's so giddy, and surprisingly soft. He almost can't believe it. How not too long ago he was angry about a false god, only to meet a real one.
He still has a lot of learning to do, but if you give him patience, he will do all he can to try to be a good father. To make sure his kids have someone who is looking out for them, unlike when he was their age.
Plus, they have you as their other parent. Surely, nothing can go wrong?
Shenanigans definitely ensue.
#self aware pokemon#self aware au#self aware volo#volo#pokemon volo#pla volo#pregnancy mention#ask#anon#zed.talks
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riley is officially in pokemon masters ex and has managed to bring more questions than answers. sir why are you so casual about your abilities, you aren't even this casual about them in pokespe--?!?
#pokemon#pokemon masters ex#pokemas#stat trainer riley#riley pokemon#pokemon riley#i can only get two different conversations in the pokemon center right now??? really hope he's got more than that though#cause with how casual he is about aura and what feels like a lore drop from his ''a day with'' story i'm expecting more at this point#roark straight-up asks "when did you get to pasio'' and riley completely dodges the question to mention the mystery power#also the whole ''being drawn here by a mysterious power'' was it god??? did arceus tell you to get your ass over here to help???#is this foreshadowing that you're gonna be involved in the mysterious stones plot??? if volo shows up are you gonna recognize him??#are you ever going to elaborate on why you only train in places that make it so the whole situation comes across as odd for some reason????
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