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destinywillowleaf · 6 hours

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Mmmme whehehhen yoyyoyoure mom?!?

#help why did i first read this with ''mmmm whatcha say'' as the tune #pokemon

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destinywillowleaf · 6 hours

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I know I sound like your mom but you kids need to stop fucking vaping

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destinywillowleaf · 7 hours

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

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destinywillowleaf · 7 hours

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You guys really liked my last poll so

#roof time

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destinywillowleaf · 7 hours

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reblog to give the person you reblogged from the strength to complete The Task™

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destinywillowleaf · 8 hours

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This is so random but if you’re a trans man and you’re alive I love you. Thank you for living.

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destinywillowleaf · 8 hours

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I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

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destinywillowleaf · 8 hours

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you know i didn’t expect that.

#three consecutive slaps to the face

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destinywillowleaf · 8 hours

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Someone please please give me a link to the "balls deep" clip so that I can link it here

#wonder which language it was this time #or who got interviewed and spilled

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destinywillowleaf · 15 hours

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thank you scherz et al. for bringing us the frogs Mini ature, Mini mum and of course, the Mini scule

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destinywillowleaf · 15 hours

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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby

#need many jeans to throw people off if i wear them multiple times before washing machine

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destinywillowleaf · 15 hours

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

#see i'm just surprised more people didn't know from pokemon??? like i didn't watch xy but they had a miette there. pronounced properly

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destinywillowleaf · 15 hours

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friendly reminder that the age of technology is coming to an end and a new age of blood magic and dark rituals will take its place

#can that age come faster pelase

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destinywillowleaf · 15 hours

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People talk about the surprise albums from people like Taylor Swift or Beyoncé that drop with zero warning but I have just been existing in this world where every album I've ever heard in my life has been a surprise album because I didn't know that musicians had schedules that we could see

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destinywillowleaf · 15 hours

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