What about THIS ship dynamic:

Vampire Husband and Oblivious Wife (That never realized she was married to a vampire)

Anyway, here's my new Oc's

We have now entered into month 11 and this month for us is about reflection of our journey as this amazing chapter of our lives comes to an end. Wow it's gone so fast and as sad as it is to know our journey across Europe is almost complete we are excited for our next projects back in the UK and being surrounded by our loved ones once again! We shall be enjoying our final days living on the road to its fullest as we have been and looking towards the future with a positive outlook. In this time we have seen such beautiful sights that we will forever cherish and had the best experiences that we sometimes could not believe we were actually having. This journey has also been a blessing to the development of our human nature, we have grown as individuals as well as together as an even stronger couple. We have become more compassionate towards the earth and all living creatures and feel no longer bound to expectations of others or societal pressures as we did before. We have been exposed to different cultures and have learnt about how other people live which has made us question how we want to live our own lives. Now we know what we want from this existence and how we want to impact the world and others. We are so thankful for this journey and for those whom have been following us and whom we have inspired to travel and enjoy life that little bit more. We are content, our minds, bodies and souls have been healed and now we wish to help others too! Our next project will be posted next week, you didn't think this would be the end, did you? 👭🚐🌅🌍🏔 #2girls1van #vansoul #vantravel #vanlife #campervan #europetravel #lgbtqtravellers #lgbtq #lovelife #happiness #freedom #humannature #motherearth #naturalsouls #peace #love #nature

This morning's post-workout camping breakfast! Using the last of our food stock en-route to France this was a block of tofu, half a pot of chickpeas, some mushrooms and left-over cucumber! For a mish-mash it sure did taste good! 👌 Leaving the high Scandi prices behind, we look forward to affordable food again! #vegan #breakfast #crueltyfree #okja #noeggs #veganmeals #vanlife #vanmeals #campingfood #2girls1van #vansoul #postworkout (at Germany)

Just admiring Mother Earth. 🌍🏔 #motherearth #nature #cliffs #jostedalsbreen reen #briksdalsbreen #mountains #trek #walk #europetravel #vanlifer #vansoul #2girls1van #lgbtqtravelers #lgbtqtravel #views #norway #norge (at Jostedalsbreen National Park)

There are thousands of waterfalls in Norway, running down magnificent mountains and skirting the winding roads. Some of the highest ones in the world cascade from the Jostedal Ice cap and we're off to see the source of one. 🌊🚐 #waterfall #jostedalsbreen #nationalpark #norway #norge #mountains #nature #vanlife #vanspot #campervan #europetravel #vantravels #vansoul #2girls1van (at Jostedalsbreen National Park)

With my ears filled with my favourite music and my eyes capturing this view before me, my mind is clear and I feel content with just being in this moment. (It's also nice to take a breather after a river side run 🏃)🎧🏞😊 #cutie #girlfriend #sneakysnap #riverbank #birdwatching #norway #norge #trees #views #wildcamp #vanspot #vanlife #vansoul #2girls1van #lgbtqtravelers #lgbtqtravel (at Grong)

Our serene drive heading South through Norway. The sun has appeared and given us some summer June vibes as the snow is left behind us. 🌞🗻 #sun #summer #june #norway #norge #fjord #bluesky #korgen #drives #vanview #vanlife #vanspot #2girls1van #vansoul (at Korgen)

Amy's hair has got crazy long now! So I put some pretty plaits in it. 😌💕🌸 #girlfriend #mybabe #cutie #fairylights #pretty #longhair #slumberparty #vansoul #2girls1van (at Kristiansand, Norway)

Snack time on this summer's day! Raw veg with an Amy special van-made salsa that's almost as spicy as she is! 🔥💃 🍴🌞 #snacktime #homemade #vanmade #vegan #salsa #fresh #spicy #dips #yum #vanfood #vanlife #vansoul #2girls1van #norway #norge (at Laksforsen)

Our fluffy van neighbours. 🐣 #geese #cute #chicks #babyanimals #govegan #loveanimals #friendsnotfood #norway #norge #riverbank #vanspot #vanlife #vansoul #2girls1van (at Grong)

There's always a beautiful view when driving through Norway, especially when the road follows a rushing river like this. 🌊 #river #falls #norway #norge #nature #trees #beautiful #views #drive #vanview #vanspot #vanlife #vansoul #2girls1van (at Hennes, Nordland, Norway)

Lofoten loving 💓 sitting with my love on some big ol' rocks watching the waves crash against them. We've definitely been bewitched by the beauty of these islands. #lofoten #norway #norge #natural #travel #explore #couple #onelove #mylove #vansoul #2girls1van #lgbtqtravel #lgbttravellers (at Hamnøy)

Vanmade beetroot hummus. Made from chickpeas, beetroot, black pepper, a dash of soy milk and some elbow grease behind a camping fork! Who could say no to this vibrant pinky goodness!? 🍴 #hummus #homemade #vanmade #vegan #healthy #snacks #veganfood #vegansnack #vanfood #vanmeal #vansoul #2girls1van #norway #lofoten #norge #vanlife (at Skagsanden beach, Lofoten)

After chatting to a local man whom was looking for some buried Viking treasure we were informed that we had arrived to Lofoten at the perfect time, having this little slice of paradise all to ourselves was a treat even if it was too cold for a dip! 🗻👌🏼#lofoten #norway #norge #perfect #paradise #henningsvær #beautiful #views #mountains #ocean #lovelife #vantravel #vanlife #vansoul #2girls1van (at Henningsvær)

Picked up some broken sticks today and had an urge to create something. So why not try some DIY wooden ear plugs? Using a knife, nail file and some coconut oil, here are the finished products. Let's see what else we can carve next...🛠 #diy #wooden #plugs #stretchers #homemade #carving #craft #nature #homemadejewellery #norway #norge #vanlife #vanhobbies #vansoul #vancraft #2girls1van (at Bogen, Nordland, Norway)

Feeling the positive vibes today. Surrounding yourself with beautiful scenery, music and freedom is truly uplifting! 🏔🌞#norway #norge #drive #mountains #explore #travel #e10 #vanlife #campervantravels #vansoul #2girls1van (at Sweden - Norway Border)