klaus: look. I may not be a saint, but it's not like I’ve killed anybody. I’m not an arsonist. I’ve never found a wallet outside of an IHOP and thought about returning it but saw the owner lived out of state so just took the cash and dropped the wallet back on the ground.

five: okay, that's really specific, and that makes me think that you definitely did do that.

you're ALL WRONG the umbrella academy can never be riverdale because they have 30 year olds playing 16 year olds and tua has an 18 year old playing a 58 year old

I’m so normal about them

Lila talking about the umbrella academy:

my favorite thing about klaus is how inadvertently useful he is. he’s not even trying to help out or be a team player, yet he ends up being the 2nd most productive sibling in getting shit done. luther and diego run around acting like headless chickens constantly, and klaus just walks on screen looking like he just came back from hell (which isn’t far off from the truth) like “hey, here’s an extremely vital piece of information you guys have spent the past 3 episodes looking for—i’m gonna get wasted now.”

it’s literally him

i love how Smart klaus is. his siblings and reginald tend to treat him like a clown who doesn’t know what he’s doing, but he consistently makes intelligent decisions they wouldn’t have though to make. like when he jumped onto the bison instead of getting kugelblitzed. he understood that it would just straight up wipe him from existence, and he wouldn’t be able to go to the other place. i love it he’s so smart

come to the conclusion s3 was missing a big epic solo five fight scene like s1 & 2 had

#me grabbing the popcorn when there’s family drama 🍿

I just find it so funnily cruel that Original Timeline Reginald adopted 7 children with superpowers, got scared of their powers, and consciously minimized them and tortured them in order to break their spirits and not let their powers grow too much. Then 1960s Reginald found out that the Umbrellas weren’t strong enough nor had cohesion as a team (due to their father’s terrible parenting) and got so repulsed that he raised a different set of children by  training them harder and cutting off their only two sources of “human” connection and affection (Pogo and Grace, by firing Pogo and stripping Grace from her “mother” status)... all for said children to turn exactly into what Original Timeline Reg feared, which is against him and overpowering him to a point he could no longer use them lol he managed to fuck up twice lol 

Reggie: This is the sparrow academy-

Sparrows:

I just realized that no one ever told Sparrow!Ben that Five is not actually thirteen, so he’s just spending this whole time assuming that he is a literal child, and he has absolutely no qualms in attacking him and being his normal rude self.

okay but the difference between the introduction of the umbrellas and the sparrows. the fact that the sparrows get their name before their number — their number is just an “a.k.a.” placed after and on the same level as their name. meanwhile, the umbrellas get their names in quotes, implying that they’re just nicknames; the one that appears on top is the number. i need to lie down.

My pookies <3

Ben:

Also Ben:

Ben when his Sparrow siblings who he’s known for his entire life get horrifically murdered: Oh no. Anyway -

Ben when his deranged Umbrella siblings who he’s berated and known for like two days don’t invite him to the bachelor party: