Reggie: This is the sparrow academy-

Sparrows:

I'm actually kinda sad that I didn't learn the queen died from Tumblr 😔

miles saying ass, gwen saying hell, miguel saying fuck in spanish… LET THEM SWEAR

LET MILES MORALES SAY FUCK

god i do still think it’s so interesting that most wizards (and even gale itself at times) talk about magic as though it’s an exact science, like, fantasy equivalent of being a STEM major, but during the weave scene gale explicitly compares it more to music and art and poetry, like!!

i know he has a thing for the dramatics but this is fascinating!!!

Yuri would be so much better and funnier if instead of being creepily obsessed with the older sister who raised him he was just really gay and jealous about Loid and in denial

Torchwood books can be hit or miss but they sometimes have some real gems...

Ah- kotoko what are doing on the harumakigohan wiki???? I knew the milgram wiki would sometimes switch around the prisoners but this is a different wiki?

glass half full, glass half empty

update tinder guy superliked me, asked me on a date, spent the entire thing belittling and making fun of me and seeming vaguely angry at me. then asked me for a second date

Every time I see the abs on Astarion it's like a jumpscare.

The amount of time I spent as a kid playing the LPS plug and play game from 2007 was probably unhealthy.

this absolutely ended me

and it gave me this achievement

Thinking again about how in another timeline bad and Wilbur would have been co-parents bordering on a QPR. How technically bad would have had a support system in the early days and dapper would have had two present dads. How foolish and him would tease each other about waiting for their partner to come back and the softness/teasing that would happen when they did. Oh man it would have caused so much funny drama with the French and Brazilians with the hatsune miku meme. “Sure bad hatsune miku is definitely dappers dad”

Oh my god Yrz/Bruce Wayne!!!

Okay it starts with Yrz being reborn in Gotham still poor as dirt, but realizing that It’s Gotham, Yrz does what he does best: grind. He learns to fight and hack and launches a Very Very Successful author career (mostly by ripping of hits from his past life, because morals are for suckers. What like jkr is gonna cross dimensions and sue him for making Harry Potter not antisememetic and white as fuck and including more LGBTQIA characters? (Get fucked Joanne :)))

(Also Yrz probably does some magic research because he just finds that shit cool)

By the time he’s seventeen Yrz is well on his way to being a multi millionaire with a strangle hold on popular culture (like he’d stick to just books ha ha. Yrz Has No Chill) just from mining his past life lol. That means being invited to Rich Person Parties, and inevitably meeting Bruce Wayne face to face.

And what face it is!

Bruce Wayne is canonicaly hot as hell and Yrz has never minded a fling. The two of them have a occasional sex thing (Bruce Wayne: am I not….completely straight????) (Yrz has no idea he’s caused a sexuality crisis in Batman of all people lol). I’m thinking that Bruce is like 7-10 years older than Yrz here because that’s funnier to me personally. This fling goes on for years, until Bruce adopts his first child and somehow Yrz gets tangled up in that mess.

And then the Feelings start catching up!!!

Fellow Psych enjoyer!! Im watchin psych at this very moment lol, i know its a tough question bc i dont even have a definitive answer but like, what's your favorite episode?

hmmm well i did very much enjoy the episode where Lassiter & Henry bond over fishing... i also like the episode where Shawn gets kidnapped & ends up on top of a moving car <3

it continues to sincerely thoroughly baffle me that rise was (as far as i know?) the FIRST tmnt generation to canonically establish them as coming from different biological parents, being all different species, and yet not ONCE took advantage of it with a SINGLE yo mama joke among them. not even once. i consider this a major flaw because realistically considering their characters this should happen in every conversation.