Fellow Psych enjoyer!! Im watchin psych at this very moment lol, i know its a tough question bc i dont even have a definitive answer but like, what's your favorite episode?

hmmm well i did very much enjoy the episode where Lassiter & Henry bond over fishing... i also like the episode where Shawn gets kidnapped & ends up on top of a moving car <3

The owl house crew really went "this boy will keep his menacing cool first impression for one episode"

First entrance: Shoots out of water in a giant kickass fist after Eda says Luz could have gotten killed

Quotes: "That can still be arranged" while mask is literally steaming

Then the rest are:

Casually whistles the freaking show's theme on an errand run

Gets his ass rocketed away like team rocket

Accidentally falls off a rock ledge directly in front of the people he was spying on

Gets recognized by his annoying voice and then runs away only to get clowned on

Gets his sock stolen by some beast after failing to socialize with people his age then tries to run away from a 14 year old girl (I mean that's fair though in this context)

Gets his ass dragged down to the ground anyway and is literally bound up in vines terrified of middle schoolers (ok mostly the first one tho)

Walks out of the shadows intimidatingly (in his mind) in the most ugliest raggedy-assed lookin outfit ever and accidentally reveals his trash-pile home

Tries to look cool like the friends coming along was their idea but gets called the fuck out

Positive Peacemaker post Peacemaker stealing Mitchell Black’s identity so bad that in suicide squad 2021 it is now canon that Chris was the one with Mitchell’s costume and HE was the one in LAW is the funniest fucking thing ever to me. He took that mans entire life

Round 3 Match 6

131 Flesh vs. 118 The Masquerade

Propaganda under the cut!

131 Flesh

so the episode starts with jonathan IDIOT sims of the FUCKERY INSTITUTE deciding you know... to get into the torture coffin i need to have a connection up here on the surface so i can find my way out... so, obviously, youre like awwwhh is this the moment he realizes he needs martin and saves him from the lonelt❤️❤️❤️ does he have a heartwarming connection w his coworkers and realize he needs his friends and cant just do everything alone❤️❤️❤️ and then that fool, that absolute bastard, that CIRCUS of a MAN goes. i nees physical pain AND THEN TRIES TO CHOP HIS FINGER OFF FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE THE EYES GOIN hey ! hey stop ! hey ahahhaha stop what are you doing hey ahahah you need your finger hey stop doing that !! and regeneratjng his finger and then goes damn this wont work... IM GOING TO REMOVE ONE OF MY RIBS ! :D and then he goes to find JARED BONETURNER HOPWORTJ who yk has KILLED PEOPLE which helen just had IN HER DOORS, YK, FOR FUNZIEZ !! ands like heeey can u remove my rib bbggg hahahahaha ;] and even JAREDS like what the Fuck. then sure ! if u let me out of the DOORS ! then jons like hey btw :3 can i have ur statement :3 and jareds like yah sure if u give me another rib, and jon, jonathan fucking sims. AGREES ! that is like the equivalent of tradinf a rib for a burrito. so jared gives jon his statement and. SURPRISE ! its shit and unhelpful. and now jon has two less ribs, THEN jareds likd yoooo ur rib feels weird as hell and then helen promptly dumps jared into the nearest river. and rhe entire timd tou cannot make out SHIT of what jareds saying i wouldnt be surprised if you told me that guy was speaking in TONGUES. but oh wait ! it gets better ! elias fuckdd up and thd apocalypse wouldve at LEAST been delayed if jon DIDNT take his ribs out. BUT OH WAIT ! IT GETS EVEN BETTER ! later in the gardner jareds like hey ur ribs weird take it back i dont want if anymore it feels weird and then jon fucking smitss him [why the fuck does his rib feel weird btw..does hd have rib eyes? would that mean hd has eyes on all his bones? organs too??? id likd to think so.] *bows* thank you ! thank you !

#flesh is so funny I love melanie in that episode #she’s so pissed off and done with jon #idiot can’t even cut off his finger right :/ god jon you useless piece of shit come with me I know a guy (via @/backslashmagpie)

118 The Masquerade

“Sorry, Elias. I can’t hear you. There’s- a door in the way”

100% agree w the other anon talking abt the look at this song. but what really pisses me off the most is that they have the incredible alex brightman doing this character and thats the best they can do for the song he gets? like they couldve easily had him improv something halfway decent & it probably wouldve been infinitely funnier/more entertaining than what we actually got. at least then him & blitzo escaping bc of plot convenience wouldve been tolerable

also why did literally every fucking character make an appearance in this episode. striker AND moxies dad idfk what his name is AND stolas didnt need to be here. literally not even a single girl character in this episode except for like that secretary or whatever. but also if the people moxies dad hires are incompetent dumbasses (as weve seen in the 2 episodes theyre in) then why was he like so intent on testing strikers abilities instead of just hiring him cuz hes like tall and has nice eyebrows or whatever. anyways have a nice day or smth

He most likely will have another song in the next episode since it's a musical with Mammon or something, but yeah, that song was not good as a song and how it fits within the story.

Having Alex improv would fit Fizzarolli's character because he's an entertainer, and it would make a bit more sense as to how the villains got distracted because he would be interacting with them instead of just singing to them.

Crimson and Striker collabed because fanservice, that's really the only reason I believe why. It's weird that Striker has heard of Crimson, but Asmodeus hasn't.

And I don't know why Crimson wants to test out Striker's abilities. None of the goons he has are really smart and is pretty sure he looks for brawn instead of brains.

But I'm not sure if enough brains will even help the stupidity of him and his organization.

Hope you have a good one too ❤️

Catelyn wondered if he would dare answer her next question with anything but a lie. "How did my son Bran come to fall?" "I flung him from a window." The easy way he said it took her voice away for an instant. If I had a knife, I would kill him now, she thought, until she remembered the girls. (ACOK) "Ned Stark's daughter had run off after her wolf savaged Joff, you'll recall. My sister wanted the girl to lose a hand. The old penalty, for striking one of the blood royal. Robert told her she was cruel and mad. [...] "As I was fucking her, Cersei cried, 'I want.' I thought that she meant me, but it was the Stark girl that she wanted, maimed or dead." The things I do for love. "It was only by chance that Stark's own men found the girl before me. If I had come on her first . . ." (AFFC)

if arya and bran had been twins (random hc) it wouldve made jaime's beef with them in agot even funnier. missed opportunity? perhaps.

Thanks for giving me more reasons to talk about this shit

Im sure that Sebek would instantly report (and wail and cry) to Diasomnia that he wasnt able to get in the moment he found out (OR WOULD HE!?!?!") but i think. Just to be silly. I think it wiuld be funnier if he never. Told them. At all.

So Diasomnia are waiting for Sebek's name to get called and come up to the mirror and be sorted with them but that never happens!!! They go "huh sebeks late thats weird" and then one day goes by and they instantly know somethings wrong.

Now Noble Bell College is a bit isolated alright. I dont think Sebek wouldve been able to communicate with Diasomnia with or without phones and the such because NBC has shit signal.

He could send letters, yes, but again. Isolated. It would take a lot of time for the letters to actually arrive on time. To be even more funnier they arrive right after they set out to leave for the masquerade

Now, Diasomnia has been searching for Sebek everyday. Absolutely. They talk about him so frequently that everyone knows about the "green haired kid that Draconia?? Is friends with??? Who also might be dead????"

"Who also might be dead?" Wow tumblr user sbk-zgvlt why would you add that in? BECAUSE DIASOMNIA TALKS ABOUT HIM AS IF HE'S DEAD.

"I miss Sebek yelling at me to wake up :(" "Sebek would've loved the horse riding club..." "Sebek used to follow me around back then"

Everyone is CONVINCED that Sebek is fucking. Dead. So imagine the chosen students' surprise when they see the kid that matches Diasomnia's description wearing a Noble Bell College uniform right next to the president.

Silver is wide eyed, fucking gaping at his friend!?!?! who has been!?! Missing for almost a whole year!?!?!?

"SILVER WHY ARE YOU HERE ARE YOU SHIRKING YOUR DUTIES AS WAKASAMA'S GUARD!!?! SILVER THAT IS THE GREATEST MISDEE-"

"WHAT THE FUCK"

Character thang: mithrun! And falin:3 if u want

GRINS just doing mithrun for now might rb this later and add on falin thoughts....

favorite thing about them

honestly just his whole arc being a pretty blatant abuse/depression metaphor combined with like. some of the most realistic disabled writing ive seen in fantasy. like i remember reading dunmeshi for the first time and pogging about seeing a character with ptosis because i NEVER see that shit outside of my own ocs and also some of the stuff discussed about him like. having a weird sense of direction (which is partially bc of dungeon lord business but also iirc he is stated to have weird walking/gesture patterns so!) and not really being aware of his own energy or triggers.... like it hits very close to home for me as a chronically fatigued guy with bad balance and bad eyesight and its just really nice to see someone like me portrayed in like. a way which doesnt exaggerate mithrun's disability as laughable or tragic in a very unsympathetic way. like the way the canaries accommodate him and the way his arc finishes up (+ the little chats he has with marcille....) i think its very sweet very comforting. ive just been very into him recently after like. coming to terms with being abused by an ex and going through the whole rollercoaster of emotions that comes with that. like. ughhh. i saw this thread recently and it keeps swimming around in my mind. its good

least favorite thing about them

i guess like the dude's bigotry but considering other chapters in the adventurer's bibble he seems to be self aware of it? its kind of an unexplored facet of him altogether.... and at the same time i think it informs a lot of like. the inherent supremacist ideas elf culture harbors.

favorite line

brOTP

reiterating what i said when i answered these qs with kabru. i think they both have a very funny dynamic that i wouldnt even necessarily describe as platonic or friendly theyre just very good inverse masks of one another.... makes for entertaining scenes in a way i really respect

also as i mentioned i think him and marcille getting to know one another post-story and talking out dungeon lord feelings is nice....

OTP

i think he has more important things to worry about

nOTP

him and kabru. as i said i think its funnier if theyre just two blokes forced to talk to each other. they wouldve never conversed willingly and that makes so many of their discussions interesting....

random headcanon

i think im just too picky about the anime LOL but im not too fond of the voice hes been given based on the previews. they did that breathy anime twink shit to him. i think he sounds like he smokes 20 cigarettes a day personally

unpopular opinion

i think the fact i dont like yaoi with him in it is unpopular enough i feel. oh uh i also think like. the few scenes where he shows off like. genuine bursts of aggression and violence are really fucking interesting and everyones far too keen on dismissing him as like. A Numb Mindless Boytoy like hey. think about this dude for a second as like an individual please.

song i associate with them

SIGH i have so much to say about this one. thats for another day though

favorite picture of them

sketches here are forever lodged in my mind theyre cutes. i like his shitty little ponytail here LOL

"Enrico couldve known Diavolo as a kid bc theyre both from italy-" no shut the fuck up it is so much funnier than just that

In the backstory of the pucci family we see that he was born in florida HOWEVER if we were to assume his parents are from the same region as diavolo (im pretty sure hes from naples but idk) they wouldve known diavolo and the priest that raised him. THAT PRIEST could have been why they wanted enrico to become one as well and dont even get me started on how his parents most likely told him and perla wierd stories about diavolo as a kid and how "they would end up like him if they didnt follow the word of God"

yeah!! I haven’t dug into the radio drama yet but i’m really looking forward to hehe tysm for trans btw!!🫶but I’ve always thought the same jsnjssf like manga adachi is actually quite bitchy my jaw drops sometimes ksnkssf and he’s more. Idk how to describe it but brash? and kurosawa is also more forward and dangerously horny compared to a soft and more jumpy/anxious live action adachi and more restrained internally horny but Bold at times kurosawa I love those little differences in each portrayal of them ngl love them all though they’re my emotional support couple of all time☝️

i hope ull enjoy rd whenever u start it!! it might honestly be my fav cm media rn so 👀

when manga adachi, on Chapter One Page Three went "oh i actively hope kurosawa has a garbage personality" i jst knew he'd be an absolute asshole but i enjoy it sm ngl. kinda wish they kept his bitchiness in the drama and rd it wouldve been way funnier

manga kurosawa is fucking off the shits hes insane 👁️👄👁️ i love bringing up the helicopter all the time (WHO DOES THAT) but even his thoughts are. my man please just stop thinking for a while. look at rd kurosawa hes so chill. if i was adachi i wouldve quit to work somewhere else i wouldnt deal w all that

im tired of the hell dorm. all of the dorms being unit-specific wouldve been funnier.

tori and wataru probably have thrown each other out a window at least once each. makoto kicking all of trickstars asses in video games every day. ryuseitai would roleplay a lot i think. we already have alkaloid roommates

me (hiyo) constantly bugging the other three eden members and them all wanting to kill me. the twins fighting over who owns what. i dont even want to imagine valkyrie roommates. crazy:b doesnt even stay in their own fucking dorm anyways

adonis watching koga pack his shit and leave bc hes tired of rei and kaoru (he always comes back). ra*bits throwing stuff at each other and getting really apologetic over it. i dont think im comfortable thinking about akatsuki dorm

arashi and izumi arguing over whos makeup is whose while tsukasa watches leo break down (ritsu sleeps through it all). sora gets to witness tsumugi getting his ass kicked by natsume on a daily. madara would b lonely so i think kohaku wld stay with him instead of jun in this case (they actively try to kill each other)

the thing with the breakdancing dad thing is like . for clarify i am in almost the same situation as ppl think shes in i was raised by my mom who was financially neglecting me and cutting my dad off from me when he wanted to see me and she was taking the child support money he was paying her to spend on herself i am the person who is the most in a position to sympathize with him but like i just dont. bec okay

that wasnt that many videos and the fact that its all holidays and special events isnt at all contradictory with 'he was there for some big events but he wasnt There in our lives', and the fact that this is also just like how home videos tend to work makes them really not convincing "evidence" of a happy childhood. like were u expecting to see videos of her saying she fucking hates her dad and hes never there for her To The Camera. when i was with my moms side of the family obviously you smile for pictures and act cute in front of the camera bc they get mad at you if you dont! also hes REALLY invading their privacy by posting videos that arent even of her and are instead of his other kids who literally have nothing to do with this. ALSO childhood evidence is always going to be skewed in the parent's favor bc the kid straight up isnt old enough to rly be able to advocate for themselves. notice how the videos switch to photos as she gets older meaning we have no idea how they interacted when they talked and the one text message she shows is them interacting rly awkwardly like two distant acquaintances

man fuck this dude for calling it "brainwashing". like Again it literally happened to me my mom was lying to me to steal money that was meant for us but he could just. say that. the concrete thing she did wrong. instead of being like It Was The Genders.

theres no proof that he paid anything. he said millions but like he just said that. people can lie. very silly and quirky that he has video evidence of his 10 yr old kid talking about youtube as definitive proof he was a loving father but he cant figure out how to censor one of the bajillion emails they send you when you pay medical bills. tbc i dont rly think he shouldve posted either bc again sensitive information but if youre gonna doxx your kids at least do it in a way that looks less like youre trying to use unreliable footage to make an emotional appeal over the Factual Innacuracies. same thing with screenshots of all the insane bitchy things your daughter and wife are totally saying

the most damning thing: dude you have your daughters phone number. if you really had a good relationship and she was exaggerating to make a story funnier you wouldve messaged her like "??? we made lasagna together last week why didnt you tell me i abandoned you at your mothers doorstep" and she wouldve been like "im sorry father i sold you out for views" and then she wouldve made a video breaking keyfabe. personally i dont believe women are insane gender-brainwashed lunatics so i figure she had her reasons

he stresses their politics differ a lot so my actual projection is that i figure madi as a kid was fine with her dad only showing up for holidays and not really being around and wasnt really thinking about money stuff but then as she grew up she started re-examining their relationship and drifted away from him as he became a sexist bitcoin breakdancer and so eventually she had a negative enough view of him to make a pretty uncharitable video bc if you and your dad had a huge argument over him being a sexist bitcoin breakdancer and then you saw a tiktok challenge about funny trauma you might very well think "oh man. the fact that my dad divorced my mom and then started a breakdancing career is funny as hell. im going to flatten this fairly complicated family history to fit into a tiktok" and then when her dad who she doesnt like anymore made a public response she doubled down bc fuck that guy he hates women. its not like shes sending hitmen to his front door she made a mean tiktok. ppl are acting like this has destroyed his reputation but im gonna go out on a limb and say that the ppl making fun of him for being a deadbeat dad are probably not ppl who otherwise wouldve been fans of a sexist bitcoin breakdancer. i think his core audience was never gonna be shattered by this which i am more sure of bc even before he posted a reply bitcoin bros were gathering around him like protective mother birds. if he didnt want his daughter to disrespect him and re-examine his treatment of her as an adult with a more critical eye, personally i would suggest he be nicer to his daughter and not call her brainwashed or talk about how its all genders fault. i think that would really help convince her to have a more positive view of him

Liveblog-ish Dimension 20 FH S1 Ep10 & 11

(time stamp of slightly after what im talking about) my thoughts/questions/reactions. just so its easier for you to read/know what im talking about

ep 10: (17:26) OMG THE BALL HAS THE BALL!!!

(24:25) wait is ragh part of the cult or must wanted to bully gorgug some more

(55:45) well rip ragh

ep11: (3:00) andhdjsb fig: pulls out alcohol; ragh: “you guys are fucking freshmen”

(17:00) wow ragh really do be

(25:40) AJAHDJSHDJ FIG TRYING TO SAY THAT SHE HAS DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY

(28:45) yk im happy for kristen. hell yea get out of that house!

(33:00) yk honestly i think it wouldve been funnier if gilear rolled a nat 1 on that “seducing riz’s mom” check

(36:00) ANSDJHSJDJDK GILEAR IS SO FUNNY. HES SO PATHETIC <3

(46:50) i love adaine sm <3 im so proud of her, developing her own style <3

(52:00) :o that jacket is wild. why is there a person in there?!?!?!?

(59:30) omg fig’s dad (idk how to spell his name, im not even going to attempt it) is gonna be the new coach

(1:30:50) am i crazy or are aelwin and penelope dating

(1:40:30) …is …is that aelwin?????

(1:41:30) oH MY GOD THAT IS AELWIN. WTF

(1:48:30) OH MY FUCKING GOD AELWIN IS ONE OF THE PEOPLE PUTTING OTHERS IS PALIM-WHATEVER THE FUCK?!?!?!?

MAG71-80

what on earth is with the lady from mag71 like nobody just shows up at the magnus institute of all places being like hey here's a yarn. goodbye

the setup of mag72 is so fucked but the idea of a takeaway with a sign that just says 'FOOD' is SENDING me

'like i didnt want my last thoughts on earth to be lowkey racist' fucking wheezing this has got to be the FUNNIEST way for that orientalism content warning to pan out

'yes i know what a meme is' brb CRYING

damn this whole sasha conversation wouldve been so much easier if jon wasnt so good at antagonising people DJFHKSJDHFKJHDS

ok but shouting match aside 'is that another sasha? are you collecting them??' why are all of jon and melanies interactions this specific brand of unhinged

somehow the turn of phrase 'travel freely, sowing random terror' is sending me. i too would like to sow random terror

'if i had a nervous breakdown and i just misremembered a cousin i dont know well it couldve been a lot worse' is such a FUNNY train of thought

'it is remarkably easy to buy an axe in central london' ???

i fucking LOVE michael so much

'what are you doing here??' 'probably watching the archivist die :)' PLS

honestly this exchange is even funnier in text form

kinda cool how both michael and notsasha fuck up the tapes but in different ways

'i was almost beaten to death by an angry goth!' that is the FUNNIEST possible way to phrase that sentence

'we dont have time for you to have a breakdown archivist!' oof

...wanted to see how the transcript described leitner's death bc i couldnt figure out what the noises were for a second and shoutout to the transcript for this hysterical phrasing

Round 2 Match 11

131 Flesh vs. 075 A Long Way Down

Propaganda under the cut!

131 Flesh

so the episode starts with jonathan IDIOT sims of the FUCKERY INSTITUTE deciding you know... to get into the torture coffin i need to have a connection up here on the surface so i can find my way out... so, obviously, youre like awwwhh is this the moment he realizes he needs martin and saves him from the lonelt❤️❤️❤️ does he have a heartwarming connection w his coworkers and realize he needs his friends and cant just do everything alone❤️❤️❤️ and then that fool, that absolute bastard, that CIRCUS of a MAN goes. i nees physical pain AND THEN TRIES TO CHOP HIS FINGER OFF FOR FIVE MINUTES WHILE THE EYES GOIN hey ! hey stop ! hey ahahhaha stop what are you doing hey ahahah you need your finger hey stop doing that !! and regeneratjng his finger and then goes damn this wont work... IM GOING TO REMOVE ONE OF MY RIBS ! :D and then he goes to find JARED BONETURNER HOPWORTJ who yk has KILLED PEOPLE which helen just had IN HER DOORS, YK, FOR FUNZIEZ !! ands like heeey can u remove my rib bbggg hahahahaha ;] and even JAREDS like what the Fuck. then sure ! if u let me out of the DOORS ! then jons like hey btw :3 can i have ur statement :3 and jareds like yah sure if u give me another rib, and jon, jonathan fucking sims. AGREES ! that is like the equivalent of tradinf a rib for a burrito. so jared gives jon his statement and. SURPRISE ! its shit and unhelpful. and now jon has two less ribs, THEN jareds likd yoooo ur rib feels weird as hell and then helen promptly dumps jared into the nearest river. and rhe entire timd tou cannot make out SHIT of what jareds saying i wouldnt be surprised if you told me that guy was speaking in TONGUES. but oh wait ! it gets better ! elias fuckdd up and thd apocalypse wouldve at LEAST been delayed if jon DIDNT take his ribs out. BUT OH WAIT ! IT GETS EVEN BETTER ! later in the gardner jareds like hey ur ribs weird take it back i dont want if anymore it feels weird and then jon fucking smitss him [why the fuck does his rib feel weird btw..does hd have rib eyes? would that mean hd has eyes on all his bones? organs too??? id likd to think so.] *bows* thank you ! thank you !

075 A Long Way Down

dude happens to see the same guy in a couple of bad instances and decides he must die? it's so silly like he's only going off the feeling that mike had something to do with his brother (he did, he's right of course, but it's SO silly like "you'll die for staring at me")

the more i think abt the funnier it gets to me if nathan and ryan had been a buddy hero pair in tnb2. bc the theming is so good as Golden Fire and being themed around the sun more than ryan is alone.

its extra funny because since nathan is her sponsor companys CEO, it wouldve meant that she explicitly hired ryan. and as it stands now, karina did choose ryan out of candidates her manager gave her bc shes studied the arts and knows ryan is actually a good hero even if insufferable and shes very professional and over-achieving, however, its also incredibly funny to imagine nathan picking ryan to be her buddy hero because they get along well.

i will never shut up about fortune favors the bold merchline but that was nathans impact... and in s2 nathan wouldve known that ryan is gonna be out of work and has gone through some shit and she is a nice person yknow... also ryan wouldve definitely learnt abt this at some point and been a bit offended bc he doesnt want his buddy partner PITYING him... hes the only number one and thats the only reason he shouldve been hired... and nathan is like be for fucking real ryan, you are an adult man who needs to get a grip. (sorry ma’am)

and we couldve had all ryan funny Feminist moments but also explicitly Ally moments. also uhhh (flips through my notes) i love Blue Golden but its making people think ryan is 20 years old bc karina is young and thats just not true for so many reasons (i have a phd in ryan goldsmithology). hes just insufferable and acts like a brat for personal reasons (being cringe)

anyway ryan and nathan couldve been so funny and flirty together (bc theyre both flirty people, not in a romantic way to me but power to you if you like them). they couldve been like this

it was all just in good fun but nathan put her hand on her forehead and everything. shortly after ryan was trying to annoyingly argue with karina and/or barnaby and nathan sided against him and he was like no...after all weve gone through together.... (theyre united in being unnecessarily dramatic about things)

also nathans gender is deeper and more complicated than you could begin to understand and she shouldve explained it to ryan like a philosopher explaining it to a baby. and ryans like damn thats crazy... but are we still on for shopping tonight

(gabriel going off the rails here) and then nathan uses ryan to model some dresses for fun and comments how fat his ass is and ryan is like ikr<3

and they talk abt fucked up dieting together and normal people are there and get tears in their eyes