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rocks-in-my-vodka · 2 years

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when that dance battle started in the first episode, i for real was just ready to accept that that was what they were doing. like yea. dance it out, you little funkies

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feralnumberfive · 2 years

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Christopher just goes "æ¿‽/%¡&∅" and his siblings go "Damn!! Sick burn Christopher!!"

#I know it's the point of the joke but seeing Christopher ''talk'' like a human in a stupid little robot/alien voice is funny #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #the sparrow academy #sparrow academy #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

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whogavemoththerighttohyperfix · 2 years

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🌂1 - 7 posters🐦

#the umbrella academy #umbrella acedmy #tua #tua season 3 #luther hargreeves #diego hargreaves #alison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #ben hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #sparrow Ben Hargreaves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

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shortkingviktor · 2 years

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the psychic damage i have suffered from tua making me watch 1) a woman kiss a cube and 2) the cube blush in response to being kissed.

#tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

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fire-gift · 2 years

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obsessed with gerard way's response to steve blackman about christopher the cube!!!

#😭#he's made from like... millions of dead flies #mf is on his decay era #gerard way #christopher the cube #the umbrella academy #steve blackman #tua 3 #mcr quotes #1k #x

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flayedsheep · 10 months

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happy 1 year of season 3 and meeting the sparrow academy!

#the umbrella academy #the sparrow academy #five hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #allison hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher the cube #tua #my art #the umbrella academy memes

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grievingghost · 2 years

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Yk I have a perfect grasp of everything in the tua universe except for wtf Christopher actually is or WHERE he came from

#the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #tua #the sparrow academy #klaus hargreeves #tua memes #tua meme #christopher the cube #allison hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #luther hargreeves #fei hargreeves #diego hargreeves #lila pitts

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boomthemoon · 7 months

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Happy birthday to the Hargreeves siblings and Lila and all the other Kids, whatever age they are after all that timey wimey they went through

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currentlyonstandbi · 2 years

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the umbrellas: yo what’s up with the matching outfits?

the sparrows:

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kittycowboydisco · 2 years

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things that the hargreeves should have been much more concerned about if they weren’t all about to get kugeled out of existence (but this spans all seasons):

- the actual incest going on

- their brother has a long term relationship with a mannequin

- christopher the actual cube?? does no one care that there’s a random fucking floating cube

- ANOTHER THING. christopher the cube can canonically shoot glitter and light up like that thing from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2

- every time someone goes missing and they straight up don’t even know about it

- klaus had a fucking cult???

- the handler actually eating aj i know they don’t actually know that it happened but WHAT

- the many many ways klaus must have died as a kid and everyone was just like “haha silly klaus dw he’ll be fine” girl he is dead.

- speaking of that. klaus being completely unconcerned about playing vehicular manslaughter ball with his (not)dad (look i know it’s from years of manipulation and klaus straining for approval from his dad but it’s so funny that he’s kind of just chill with it???)

- all of sparrow ben and sloane’s family dying and they’re just like ok. um anyways let’s get blackout drunk / married (respectively)

more will be added i promise

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #they’re all insane and gay #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #i want to kill someone #christopher the cube #sloane hargreeves #ben hargreeves

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sublimeinal-messages · 8 months

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Hey do you think Christopher came out the womb a tiny cubeoid and then gradually grew larger over time or do you think the moment he was pushed out he popped into the size and shape he is now like a compressed mattress finally released from its packing tape

#I refuse to believe he came out looking like an infant #but I do think he was made of meat #hope this helps #txt #tua #the umbrella academy #christopher the cube #the sparrow academy

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rocks-in-my-vodka · 2 years

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elliot page being an absolute SHORT KING this season we love to see it

“i ended the world twice. and you? you’re just meat in spandex”

owning that haircut

“showed me i’d never be free hiding from who i really am.” sobbing-

“my tiny badass brother” so they acknowledge he’s absolutely tiny <3333

i just literally hugged my ipad while watching the “do you feel loved” scene i’m screaming crying sobbing omg viktor just standing there so small so tiny finally being accepted and ofc loved for who he is i cannot-

my man went from not even knowing he had powers that were suppressed for years in s1 to “i could tear you to atoms.” “try it.” in s3 FUCKING GROWTH

man in the middle of an absolute crisis : siBLiNg sWeAr i pRoMiSe

black leather jackets? oh he owning that gender bitch

viktor hargreeves : part time world ender, full time best man

heyyyy hahaha what the fuck was that ending what the actual fucking fuck oh god oh fuck

“asshole.”

in conclusion : please stop hurting him

#elliot page #nah actually…#KING ELLIOT PAGE #viktor hargreeves #tua s3 #the umbrella academy s3 #the umbrella academy netflix #klaus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #sloane #the sparrow academy #marcus #christopher the cube #robert sheehan #luther hargreeves #allison hargreeves #the umbrella academy text posts #diego hargreeves #mine own

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feralnumberfive · 1 year

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The more I think about it the funnier it is on how the writers never explained Christopher's existence. I can't decide if I'm supposed to be mad at them for being lazy and never explaining it because they probably didn't know themselves or if they meant for it to be that way and that we were just supposed to accept his unknown origins

#it's probably supposed to be the latter but I feel like it's probably the first based on how the writing for S3 was #I'm going to say Reginald got him at one of those gift shop rock displays #tua #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua s3 #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

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whogavemoththerighttohyperfix · 2 years

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Sometimes I think it’s concerning how quickly I accepted the footloose dance scene as something that was happening as if I didn’t see the fight scene in the trailer

#the umbrella academy #tua #tua season three #luther hargreeves #diego hargreaves #allison hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #marcus hargreeves #ben hargreeves #fei hargreeves #alphonso hargreeves #sloane hargreeves #jayme hargreeves #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube

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notwhatiam · 2 years

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Thinking about Christopher the Cube has dredged up this old memory from How I Met Your Mother, for some reason.

#the umbrella academy #umbrella academy #tua #the umbrella academy season 3 #tua season 3 #tua spoilers #umbrella academy spoilers #christopher the cube #how I met your mother

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magnet-girl · 2 years

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You know what I just realized, if Christopher is one of the 43 babies, what happened to him in the original timeline?

Like, was there just a random cube entity working a regular job? Did he work in a business office, wear a little tie?

Now all I’m picturing is an ‘Employee of the Month’ plaque with a picture of Christopher wearing a little tie.

#the umbrella academy #tua season 3 #tua s3 #tua #UA #umbrella acedmy #umbrella academy #christopher hargreeves #christopher the cube #umbrella academy season 3

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