in 2011 the first case of compulsory heterosexuality exhibited by a man was reported. and that man was mike ross.

took a blinker and now i wanna talk about the very obvious gay crush that blue-collar lawyer has for his bright-eyed twinky protege

In lieu of Watcher’s announcement, I grieve all the more for the first true loss we experienced in the Ghoulboy’s fandom 😔

RIP Hot Daga u were meant for so much more🙏🏻💔

WHY IS THIS THEIR DEFAULT STANDING POSITION?!😭😭

mildly problematic to say but every time i watch impractical jokers and sal vulcano is on my screen i fight a clinical urge to yell the word faggot

Ruby Cruz as life action Flynn Rider- THE VISION!!!

I saw this on tiktok and I had to discuss with the girls

hope they get well soon <3

“guess you can never have enough closet space…” “ain’t that the truth. right, evan?” is a line i think none of you are fully taking in cause the first time i heard it i slammed my computer shut and took a lap around the house

if one of y’all EVER come onto this app and act like yuri chardee is a brand new revelation within the iasip community, i will find a way to permanently eradicate you from society

i need to take a bite outta him or something this is getting ridiculous

who was that little emo boy from charlie and the chocolate factory who just wanted to watch TV????because looking back on it—why was he the realest character in the fucking movie??

i need to know your opinion on charden

girl this is my blog header—what do YOU think my opinion on charden is????

somethin a lil fruity happens and we’re all just collectively like what abt dean winchester and i love that for us

jesse looked so in love with walt during the rooftop scene i might throw up my organs idk

"... this is my replacement?"

BREAKING BAD: I See You (3.08)

i want to expand on this post just cause i can.

so much of gus and jesse’s relationship is played as an affair. this is only because it makes walt’s anger about their dynamic feel more jilted, like a lover. when he confronts jesse about the two of them having dinner he uses language an excusatory husband would use if he caught his spouse cheating such as “tell me you weren’t as his house last night?” it’s very clearly written as jesse being disloyal to walt and their partnership. now the audience knows that’s just simply not true with jesse literally saying “if you kill mr. white, you’re going to have to kill me too” when he thinks gus is suggesting killing him. he’s devoted to mr. white throughly. even when he’s being shoved into these new situations by mike and gus, there’s never a moment where he thinks about abandoning him. he’s still in the back of his mind through everything, and every character knows this except for walt. that’s what makes most of the build-up leading to gus’s death so ironic. to walt, gus is the other woman who needs to be killed for fraternizing with what’s “his”. in reality, it’s his own brutality and sadistic behavior that is putting a wedge between him and jesse. 

it’s very reminiscent of walt finding out about skyler’s affair with ted. he lashes out and throws a tantrum but he never stops for a second and asks why it happened. he never comes to the conclusion that his actions are what’s driving skyler into another’s arms. he plots to get revenge on ted, but it’s never more serious than toxic masculine how-dare-you-sleep-with-my-wife bullshit. he wants to kill him, i don’t doubt that, but he can’t. how can he? killing, torturing, and all that depravity belongs in the “heisenberg” part of his life. he cannot touch ted because he is as mundane as the life he is fronting. 

now, i will admit, the skyler affair storyline and jesse’s so-called adultery are really not that similar at all. like i said, jesse is not betraying anyone--he is still fiercely dedicated to mr. white. his unfaithfulness is only interpreted as much by walt himself, and it’s walt’s delusions drive him away in the first place. skyler cheats as a means of revenge, as a way to take back some autonomy that walt had stripped her of. however, it’s the way that walt handles these individual perfidies that’s so captivating to me. when deciding what to do with gus, he immediately decides he needs to kill him. this was his plan prior, but now it’s more dire. jesse is gone. he needs to kill two birds with one stone: win back jesse and kill gus. more importantly, he needs to show jesse that him killing gus was something he did for the both of them. so thus he embarks on this convoluted, deplorable, fucked-up scheme. and hey! it works. he successfully manipulates jesse once again, implanting in his brain that no one will have your best interests at heart but me. “gus had to go” and jesse has to agree because this pseudo-son is dying and mr. white is right there and he saved him right? he saved brock and he saved jesse and it doesn’t matter that their love has a body count. their reunion is so impactful because they’re like magnets in a way. the connection they share is so strong that it doesn’t matter how hard they fight or run away, they will cling to each other once more. but what’s devastating this time around is that jesse doesn’t have a leg to stand on with mr. white anymore. he almost fucking killed him and it turns out the “real” mastermind was gus all along. so he offers his submission as an apology, when mr. white holds out his hand he takes it because this is how he can say he’s sorry. and walt? how could he not fall in love all over again. he has jesse, freshly martyred and in his arms once again. 

mildly problematic to say but every time i watch impractical jokers and sal vulcano is on my screen i fight a clinical urge to yell the word faggot