#u know what i think about all the time. how tiny kakashi was when he became a shinobi
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#kakashi#naruto#sakumo#rin#canon typical violence#u know what i think about all the time. how tiny kakashi was when he became a shinobi#bb kks is so fun to draw i just rotate him in my head like a doll#i have so many things to do but i suddenly had visions and had to sketch them
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hii I love your blogs sooo much you're really talented (I just needed to say it sorry) so straight to the point, I already made 2 requests to you and I really enjoyed your writing so I would like to make another again. As I'm clueless about what to request I'll just ask for random hcs for konoha 11, idk if it's too much but if so then you can do with Neji (I love him so much), Kakashi and Naruto. Thank you in advance and sorry anything ^^
RANDOM KONOHA 11 HEADCANONS!
FEATURING: naruto, sakura, shikamaru, ino, choji, neji, rock lee, tenten, kiba, hinata, and shino
WARNINGS: mentions alcohol, drugs, food, bugs, and the tiniest nsfw mention if you get the joke. hehe
A/N: AHHHH ANONN this seriously made my day, im so so glad you enjoy my work!! 💖
NARUTO
you know how we all have “the chair”, where we throw all of our dirty clothes onto?
yeah, imagine that, but from the seat to the fricking ceiling
its just a GINORMOUS MOUND of clothes, you wonder how he even goes through that many clothes so quickly???
definitely shoves it under his bed whenever guests come over (somehow)
holds chopsticks really weirdly. but it works.
asked tenten to put his hair into space buns to mimic his sexy jutsu and went around flirting with the village
jiraiya was so proud of him T-T
comes up with the WORST pickup lines
they’re so bad, its almost charming. almost
has gone AWOL multiple times, disappearing from everywhere, just everywhere
it scared you a little, so you searched the entire village for him
you finally found him sitting on the ledge of a cliff, gazing out at the vast sea
concerned and panicked, you cried out to ask him what was wrong
he turned to you with a crestfallen, devastated look on his face and said,
“i bought shrimp ramen instead of chicken ramen.”
you’ve never searched for him after his disappearance ever again.
SAKURA
100% makes origami shurikens and chucks them at you
they are deathly precise and deathly sharp. seriously, how are these not illegal weapons yet???
writes threatening motivational notes to herself on the mirror
“u got this!” “make sure to smack naruto today!” “ino sucks!”
her backpack would always be way too high up on her back. idk why but. it would
does her hair all nice and pretty before she goes out but once she arrives to her destination SHE KEEP. TAKING. IT OUT. and redoing it over and over and over again
like it’s impossible to make eye contact with her because she’s holding a bobby pin between her teeth while braiding her hair
her guilty pleasure would be hostess treats
ding dongs are her favorite. don’t ask me how i know, i just know.
eats the yellow starbursts just to spite naruto and all her haters
loves small lap dogs, she think’s they’re so cute and cuddly
but she especially loves chihuahuas
they’re so feisty and naruto HATES them, so of course she had to go and get one for herself
dresses the poor dog up in little bonnets and jackets and ties its tiny fuzzy hairs into pigtails
she and the chihuahua are not that much unlike <3
SHIKAMARU
this man is a god at shogi but he absolutely SUCKSSSS at cup pong.
is this an ick? idk. but he is absolute trash at this game.
it gets even worse when he’s got a couple drinks in him
tries to calculate the velocity and acceleration and angle and shit but his shot is always a good two feet off BYE 😭
just mutters an “aw, shit” before awaiting his turn again
hates checkers, loves chess
“checkers is for WUSSIES” - shikamaru nara
i said this in another post, but he is Very Good at whistling
like that’s his hidden talent
can copy any tune with the perfect pitch and rhythm
speaking of, he can do really cool tricks with his tongue
like making a four leaf clover, touching the bridge of his nose with it, flipping it upside down, you name it
he has slanted, scrawled handwriting, to the point where it’s almost illegible
wbk he cheats in school SO OFTEN. but he never gets caught. he’s not stupid, he just couldn’t care less about his classes.
thinks weed and e-cigs are stupid, cigarettes are where it’s at
you just can’t replicate the feeling of taking a drag from a cig after a long, tiring day
plus he looks hella cool while doing it B)
INO
teaches the boyz™️ how to braid their hair
like they all gather in a circle around this feisty fashionista and fail attempt to braid their hair
sakura was just fuming in the sidelines
“OI, INO-PIG, THAT’S A DUTCH BRAID, NOT A FRENCH BRAID!!”
yeah, ino 🙄
the only one that can actually do it is neji because a) this man is talented af and b) he’s got the long hairrr
ino probably envies his thick, sleek hair because hE’S a bOy
also asks everyone for their blood type and zodiac signs and tells them if they’re compatible with her or not
and definitely judges you for your sign 😣
“oh, you’re a gemini? hmm, what a shame...”
makes bouquets for her favorite people and kin assigns everyone a flower
only assigns the pretty nice ones to the people she likes (sorry sakura, you’re out of luck)
one of her favorite hobbies is crafting! she’s really good with details and small things so she loves making those miniature dollhouses and stuff
also really good at watercoloring. especially painting flowers and landscapes
also i feel like she would be really good at playing any instrument because of her skilled hands
can play a badass flute solo. period.
CHOJI
would honestly rather die than get anywhere NEAR an asparagus
he just thinks they’re so gross and bitter and NOT SALTY
he always eats his yakiniku a little bit undercooked because he’s way too impatient to wait for it to cook fully. who do you think he is??
whenever he cloud gazes with shikamaru, when asked what he thinks a cloud looks like, he just says some sort of food
“oi, choji, what does that one look like to you?”
“a... yakiniku grill... with... pineapple rings on it! ooh, and a wagyu steak right there!”
he thinks pringles are an abomination to society. where’s the crisp? where’s the grease? where’s the saltiness?!!!
asks ino to teach him how to do his hair all fancy and the two of them devote an entire day learning different hairstyles
it’s his new favorite thing to do now :D
he really likes crayons!!!!
like he’ll write with them, draw with them, color with them, do everything with them
he’s even tried to eat them. he said they tasted good.
definitely had the 128 crayon pack WITH THE BUILT-IN SHARPENER, and everyone thought he was the coolest kid in town
he ate it UP, he even scored some bbq dates with the ladies
i also feel like he loves basketball, and he has a MEAN slam dunk
like his vertical isn’t that high, but the man can REACH
he loves when people laugh at him when he challenges them to a 1v1 and then proceeds to absolutely destroy them <3
NEJI
he seems like a cucumber kind of guy.
just cucumber
like i feel like he puts it in everything; soba, salads, sandwiches, his face, yeah
it’s mellow and cool, just like him!
speaking of, i feel like he lives for spa days and facials
it just lets him be alone in his little cucumber scented world for an hour or two and he gets damn clear skin from it as well
seriously he has PERFECT skin. flawless. not a single blemish. his cheeks feel like baby butts they’re so smooth.
i feel like he’d be a god at solving rubik’s cubes, don’t ask me why
like if anyone scrambled theirs on accident they would just take it to neji and he’d solve it in the blink of an eye
CAT PERSON!!! loves the little meow meows
who are we kidding, neji basically is a cat; agile, aloof, does silly things without trying to, very cute
he just feels akin to the little fuzzballs and he thinks petting cats are extremely therapeutic. good for the soul
he is a golf man. he would take his juniors golfing and everyone thinks he’s uncool. cmon neji let them go to the skate park at least T-T
also very good at karaoke, definitely surprised everyone once he got a few drinks in him since he started serenading you
LIGHTWEIGHT!!! do not get more than one shot of alcohol in him. he will go berserk.
i also feel like he’d really love photography; not taking pictures of people, but of nature
he loves taking a quiet stroll through a pretty forest and snapping pictures of all the unique flora and fauna
it’s so serene ︶ ‿ ︶
ROCK LEE
100% milly rocks everywhere
gai got in on it too once he asked what lee was doing
“is that what all the youthful cool kids do these days!”
they also dab together. a lot
DO NOT BE SEEN WITH THESE TWO!!! you are not associated with them.
definitely is the one breakdancing in the middle of the dance circle at a high school party
he’s mad skilled at it too
headspins and windmills galore
challenged naruto to a dance-off and completely OBLITERATED him
lee then asked if naruto wanted a rematch, this time with one hand tied behind lee’s back
naruto obliged, and he STILL lost
RIP naruto and his fangirls, they all scrambled to lee afterwards T-T
i feel like his favorite subject is science
not the boring physics equations and laws and theories but the fun EXPERIMENTS
definitely has singed all of his hair off one time and he went to gai blubbering to help him grow back his precious hair
but he loves experimenting with different combinations and chemicals to get different reactions each time
created a potent love potion and carried it around with him all day one day
and it was actually working
girls were flocking to him left and right, staring at his lips and his face
he was so abashed at the sudden attention
heck, it even worked on sakura
“oi, lee-san!”
“hehe, yes, sakura-san?”
her eyes shifted downwards to his lips and his heart thumped harder
“hey... lee-san?”
“what is it?”
“you have something on your lip. we’ve been trying to tell you all day but you just winked and blew kisses at us.”
legend has it lee has still not recovered to this day.
TENTEN
has THE prettiest handwriting. and she can write SUPER fast
it’s like a superpower
like she transcribed five pages of a report in less than two minutes with perfect handwriting
naruto is so jealous.
she is also super good at origami! those diligent, accurate hands aren’t just for throwing things
taught sakura how to make shurikens but does NOT endorse any violent uses of them
she can replicate all of her weapons with paper and they can actually function, it’s so cool
made paper kunai knives one day and the wholeee village wanted to get their hands on them
i feel like she’d listen to mitski. idk i just get those vibes
LOVES BIG DOGS!! especially fluffy wuffy samoyeds
like man’s best friend?? no, GIRL’S BEST FRIEND!!
hugs and cuddles and squishes all the big dogs
she thinks small dogs are spawns of satan
sakura and her have definitely quarreled over this
but at the end of the day, all dogs are adorable fur babies, so she lets it slide :,)
KIBA
kiba always looks SO GOOD in photos you take of him, candid or not
like you could just whip out a camera and snap a photo of him at any given moment and he would look perfect
you framed a picture of him yelling at akamaru for peeing inside the house
it’s pure artwork
i feel like he tries to swagger around with his hands shoved in his pockets but it fails MISERABLY and the girls are wondering if he broke his leg or something 😭
kiba just walk normally. for the love of god please just walk normally.
he tries to slump back in his chair really low but one time he slouched way too low so he slipped off of his chair and onto the ground LMFAOOOO
he just wallowed there... in shame...
also.. he LOVES when the girls put makeup on him!!
he tries to act like he hates it. but it secretly gives him so much confidence
not to mention the girls hyping him up are a huge ego boost
okay the inside of his jacket hood is the warmest. thing. EVER!!!
seriously, no wonder this dude is so happy-go-lucky all the time, he’s living in literal heaven 24/7
it’s like you’re sleeping on a cloud inside a warm, cozy bed during a cold winter morning
10/10 would recommend letting him give you his sweatshirt when you’re chillin with a hair tie ❤️
HINATA
always smells like lavender soap. always
also has the cutest pencil pouches with little puppy faces and kawaii things
oH and she has those mini yoobi highlighters, she thinks they’re so cute (and functional!)
everyone flocks to her to try them out and marvel at the cute tiny highlighters
and they try to steal them from her but she doesn’t even stop them because she’s too timid to 😭
naruto goes BALLISTIC over them
she lets him have all of them <3
tennis girl!!! tennis girl.
all of her opponents always underestimate her because she’s so timid and shy and quiet
but she has a KILLER serve
and then she takes her opponents to the slaughterhouse with a complete shutout ;)
she’s really athletic believe it or not, she can beat most of the boys in a mile run and she has incredible endurance
i feel like she really loves velvet scrunchies
she just thinks they’re so pretty and they keep her hair soft so they’re cute and functional
also takes the PRETTIEST notes!!
color codes, dividers, headers, you name it, it’s all super readable too its insane
everyone asks her for her notes, not to study but just to appreciate the pure artwork that it is ^w^
SHINO
shino is SO easy to prank
“how do you catch an eyemaster?” *cue naruto and kiba snickering*
“eyemaster bait. that is because—”
even when everyone’s laughing their asses off, he still continues to explain his answer since he does NOT GET THE JOKE
tried his hand at writing haikus
here’s his best one so far:
“Bugs are amazing. That is because they are bugs. Bugs are very nice.” - Shino Aburame
VERY proud of it, since it took him weeks to perfect
praise it, pls
had one of those ant farms and bug-catching kits as a kid
and he would fill the kit TO THE BRIM. LIKE IT WAS HEAVY BECAUSE THERE WERE SO MANY BUGS.
he loves the little chitters of the different bugs
he had jars of different bugs all lined up on a wall shelf in his room
collects silkworms off of trees and sticks them into his pockets (no i definitely did not do this as a kid...)
HELP I FEEL LIKE he would record a timelapse of his ant farm growing and upload it to youtube with a movie maker title screen that says
“my ants”
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#naruto#naruto x reader#naruto headcanons#naruto imagines#naruto uzumaki#sakura headcanons#shikamaru headcanons#ino yamanaka#choji akimichi#kiba headcanons#kiba inuzuka#hinata hyuuga#hinata hyuga#shino aburame#neji headcanons#neji hyuuga#rock lee#kiba imagines#shikamaru imagines#hc
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u posted a snippet of a comic where kakashi was coaxing tenzo to take off his anbu mask, i was wondering if u would ever post the full comic? it seems so sad and sweet and id love to have the full context of why tenz was keeping the mask on and why kk was afraid that he was doing so? if not its okay!
AH i'm surprised you remember that!!!! that feels like ages ago...back in may, i think?
i will post the full comic one day, but i have to ink it and muddle through a color palette first! because ive been so busy, i haven't had time to work on it so the pencils are still at 4/12 pages, but i can share with u what i have atm bc it'd be good to refresh my memory too. be warned obviously that like, these are pencils and not a finished, ready-to-consume product, so many things may be unclear! I'll add a little elaboration of my thoughts at the bottom of each one that should hopefully help!
page one. the top of the page and the box right below it are going to be flat black—the implication that Kakashi is speaking into a room which has no source of light.
In the second one, Tenzō's pose is unclear, but he's curled up defensively into as tiny of a ball as he can manage, like a pill bug, even his speech bubbles fall along the outside of him, like he's trying to use them as another defense.
In the third, we have Kakashi from Tenzō's POV. He's just opened the door, is standing tall and somewhat rigid like he's expecting an attack, taking in the situation.
In the fourth and fifth panels, Tenzō sees this, and turns away, becoming deeply embarrassed that he's come to Kakashi for help at all, and that somebody he respects so much is seeing him in such a "pathetic" moment.
This is the panel you referenced—you can see by Kakashi's posture (low to the ground, loose limbs and no longer stiff or anticipating conflict, keeping a distance between he and tenzō) that he's not actually scared, per se. He's approaching Tenzō with the same gentleness that somebody might use in approaching an injured animal. If he's frightened at all, he's frightened for Tenzō's sake, but mostly he says it because he's having a trouble getting a read on the situation when Tenzō is wearing his mask.
It's true that like, as a former root agent, Tenzō is one of the least expressive people in Konoha, but even still, any movement of his face gives Kakashi more context than the cold porcelain of the cat mask, and walking into an unknown situation with a clearly unwell teammate, Kakashi wants as much context as possible so that he doesn't make the situation worse by accident.
Whether Tenzō complies because he doesn't want Kakashi to feel "scared" or simply because he was given a command is unclear at first, but Immediately after, he starts talking about how he's going to have to be re-evaluated for duty, and how hopsital dodging is a serious problem for a shinobi, etc, indicating that he's not really in a space where he can process emotional consequences very well.
I also make a point of not showing his full face during this page, because a full face will generally ask us to relate to the feelings expressed on the face, and I want those feelings to be as hard to read and unsure as they are for Kakashi in that moment, but I couldn't help but show his eyes when he removes the mask.
Top panel is Tenzo responding to Kakashi's command "let me see it," and him stretching his injured arm out for Kakashi to examine. The second panel should have Kakashi's hands gently grasping Tenzō's. Kakashi doesn't go into his space, and instead asks Tenzō to come into his, so that Tenzō can take his time if he needs it.
Idk, with a shinobi that's Going Through It, pushing their boundaries before they're ready is a good way to make their situation worse, or end up with a kunai in ur gut, so it's not something kakashi's gonna do. It's also, not coincidentally, the first panel we see Tenzō's whole face in (though it's still tilted away), and are therefore asked to try and imagine his feelings.
The next panel where he's observing his shaking hands is almost normal, but then the second he goes right back to covering his face with one of those hands and apologizing, stumbling in his attempt to be open. The two blank panels after that should have Kakashi looking directly at Tenzō, and then looking back down at the wound he's inspecting, and giving Tenzō the verdict "You'll be okay." (i know the speech bubble is low there and looks like it's part of the lower Kakashi panel, but I'll fix that in inks).
Then, like a record caught in a scratch, Tenzō just keeps apologizing, like he's forgotten he can do anything else. Kakashi mistakenly assumes it's because Tenzō thinks Kakashi's mad at him (Tenzō does not think this, both because Kakashi is rarely mad at all, and certainly not at him, and because he doesn't have the emotional space or skills in this moment to consider that Kakashi does feel any particular way about this situation)
Kakashi, who is trying his best but sucks at this kind of thing, is getting frustrated with the apologies, and uncomfortable because it feels like they're directed at him, even though they aren't. It's an unbearably uncomfortable position for him to have somebody apologize so profusely, especially somebody he sees as a trusted teammate and friend, and especially for something that's so clearly out of their control. He doesn't want it.
So, frustrated, he redirects. "What happened on this mission to fuck you up this bad?" the only real indicator of his frustration is that in this sentence his language is more coarse, where before he'd been very placatingly careful, and the expression he makes at Tenzō's arm.
He's thinking "well, this sucks and we're not getting anywhere with it, so I'm just going to ask what happened and get it over with."
Then we see Tenzō's full face again as he takes in the question. Around here, when I add color, the page will begin to shift green, and lighter green near the bottom.
Then, as his hair begins to lift, as though it's floating in water, with a blank face Tenzō will say that he doesn't know what happened.
Then, turning to fully face Kakashi (or us, the viewer) for the first time in these four pages he will correct himself, and say "nothing. nothing happened." But he will be green, and much like within the test tube he was raised in, he will be unclothed and his hair will be floating. The first time we're fully asked (by his direct eye contact) to understand and relate to his feelings, he will make it very clear to us the viewer (and Kakashi who is with us, listening to Tenzō say nothing happened when Clearly Something Happened) that the world he's experiencing for the moment is at odds with the body he's sitting in and the room he's sitting in it with, and that's why he's having such an incredibly difficult time processing anything.
#yamswers#shikaemaru#long post#very fucking long post#comics#tenzō is as unaware of the test tube he seems to be floating in as he is of the room he's sitting with kakashi in. maybe moreso honestly#and even as something is clearly telling us Yes Something Happened via the green and the test tube cues#tenzō is vehemently trying to deny it because it doesnt make sense to him#ANYWAY there's eight more pages of this in the works#one day they'll be done LMFAO#i hope i explained this all well? i get very in my own head about comics bc theyre my easiest mode of thinking through things#and so i can forget what makes sense to other people
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Hiii!! Requesting Kakasaku and 6 from the prompts list please 😉🙏🏻
hehehe THANK YOU n sorry for the wait!!!
i am assuming u r referring to “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”, mostly bc i really want u to be referring to “Is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?”
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“I get the bed!” she called out as they squeezed into the room together, both angling to toss themselves onto the bed and claim it as their own.
“Age before beauty, Sakura-chan,” he said, bumping her out of his way. “And I happen to have the edge up on both,” he added with a stupidly smug eye-crinkle. She held onto the crook of his elbow unrelentingly, her grip teetering on the brink of too-strong.
“What you have is my last nerve. That bed is mine,” she growled out, holding him steadfast and refusing to let him get the better of her.
“Mah, Sakura-chan, at my age, I need the back support,” he said with his signature crinkly-eyed, bullshitting smile. “As a medic, you should know that.”
“This is coming from a man who falls asleep in trees at least three times a week.”
“And do you really want to perpetuate that problem?”
“I want my bed,” she said adamantly, flexing her hands around his elbow as a slight reminder. “Your posture is already terrible; you might as well let me maintain my perfect posture,” she said with a wide grin.
“Mm, you make an excellent point,” he said, shocking her to her core. And then he flashed away from her, breaking her grip and flinging himself onto the bed. “But I am very fast, so it doesn’t matter,” he finished with two smile-crinkled eyes.
“Banana-shaped bastard,” Sakura grumbled as she headed for the shower. What kind of inn had rooms with a single twin bed, anyway? And why was Kakashi such a cheapskate? They could have gone to the nicer inn further in town, the one with air conditioning and double beds, and those fancy little bottles of complimentary shampoo.
Instead, she was going to sleep in a cot, and her hair was going to be dry and frizzy, because she hadn’t brought enough shampoo and conditioner with her. Kakashi had offered her his, but judging by the state of his hair, she figured she’d be better off without it. She enjoyed the hot water for as long as she dared before moving to cut the shower short and conserve some heat for Kakashi.
On second thought…
“Enjoy your shower, Sakura-chan?” Kakashi asked pleasantly from his seat on her bed, glancing at her over Icha Icha.
“Hmm, yes, it was very relaxing,” she said amiably as she toweled off her wet hair. She could feel that his eyes were on her as she moved about their small room, walking over to her small, sunken cot that she was expected to sleep in.
“Did you forget something?” he asked pointedly, his eyes glued to the towel tightly wrapped around her.
“Just air-drying,” she said easily. He grunted in response before snapping his book closed and hopping off his bed. She watched with wide, innocent eyes as he headed for the bathroom. “Oh, I didn’t realize you wanted to shower. I used all the hot water,” she said sweetly. He didn’t buy it for a minute, but he fixed her with a happy smile.
“Oh, that’s alright, Sakura-chan. I can use a fire jutsu to heat up the pipes.”
Bastard.
But while he disappeared into the washroom, Sakura took the opportunity to sit herself on the bed. It wasn’t exactly luxurious, but it was a hell of a lot better than the cot. If it had been just a little bigger she would have suggested they share it, but Kakashi was tall, and Sakura was a flailing sort of sleeper, so she knew that that would never fly.
Close as they were, she was pretty sure Kakashi had his boundaries. And cuddling up to Sakura on a twin-sized mattress was definitely pushing those boundaries, she was certain. If only she could set his boundaries over to that cot so she could keep the bed to herself.
She snickered as she stripped the towel off and dove under the covers. Let’s see how that speed serves you now, she thought wickedly, snuggling into the mattress and brimming with self-satisfaction.
She cracked one eye open, a wicked smile on her face when she heard the bathroom door open.
“Get off my bed,” he said without much conviction. She hummed noncommittally.
“No, I don’t think I will.” He grabbed at the blankets by her feet, intent on stripping her of them. “I wouldn’t do that if I were you,” she teased, feeling all too pleased with herself when a little line appeared between his eyebrows, evidence of his confused frown.
“Are you…?”
“Naked? Why, yes. Yes, I am,” she said happily, sitting up in the bed with the covers clutched to her chest so he could see her bare shoulders, clear as day.
“And is there a reason you’re naked in my bed?” he asked carefully.
“My bed,” she corrected, feeling smug and very proud of herself. “Unless you’d like to crawl in with me?” she taunted, lifting a corner of the blanket and sticking her bare leg out of it. His ears went red.
“Sakura,” he warned, “you shouldn’t put yourself in positions you aren’t prepared to get out of.” She felt her own cheeks heat, not entirely sure what he was alluding to, but feeling enticed by it nonetheless.
“I think you’ll find that I am a very conscientious kunoichi,” Sakura offered, all bullshit, pleasantness and easily smiles. Kakashi hummed and leaned over her on the small bed, his hands planted on either side of her hips.
“Is that so?” he asked, his voice low as his eyes roamed her face. She swallowed as his gaze dipped below her chin and down her neck, to her collar before landing on the sheets that hid her naked body. She hummed in confirmation, not necessarily trusting herself to speak. Even her hum came out squeaky and tight. She thought she could see his lips quirk upward under his mask.
Lips that were angling towards hers and she noted that this was not the result she had been aiming for when she’d crawled into this bed. She had anticipated awkward spluttering and indignant resignation, but for once in her life, she found herself happy to be wrong. This was an unexpected turn of events, but she found herself entirely welcoming of it.
She could feel his breath sweeping across her lips through his mask, and was suddenly very aware of his hands bunching up her sheets on either side of her hips. She felt pinned down even though he wasn’t touching her; even though she could very easily over power him with physical strength. She wondered if he would let her pull that mask down. It seemed only fair that she should see his face if he got to see all of her.
She tentatively raised her hand to his cheek, keeping her eyes locked on his. He didn’t flinch when her palm rested against his face, and she thought what the hell, nothing was making any sense anymore anyway. She might as well go for it.
Wrong.
Just as she hooked a finger into his mask, the world around her went dark and she felt the bed disappear out from under her as she swung wildly mid-air.
“Kakashi!!!” she shouted into the blanket-cocoon he’d wrapped her in. Not a moment later, she felt herself drop, and she gasped loudly as she flew through the air, only to land hard and with an embarrassing grunt onto that horribly uncomfortable cot. By the time she untangled herself from the mess of linens, Kakashi was laying back on the stripped mattress, looking happy as a clam.
“Sleep well, Sakura-chan,” he said before clicking the lights off and ignoring every protest she tossed his way.
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When they arrived back in Konoha the next day, she was as banana-shaped as he was, and thrice as grumpy. He had been disturbingly nice, bringing her coffee in the morning, and dropping her folded clothes by her cot so she could dress herself while he was in the washroom. She figured it was the least he could do after flinging her around their room in a fitted sheet.
Their journey back was mostly silent. Amicable silence on Kakashi’s part and hostile silence on Sakura’s. Even when he offered her one of his questionably-procured apples, she snarled at him and continued slumping back to Konoha, in all her hunched-back glory.
“Don’t be too mad at me, Sakura-chan,” he chided as they approached Konoha. “It was a very clever trick.”
“Not clever enough,” she grumbled, rolling her shoulders and sighing in relief as they cracked and popped.
“Mm,” he hummed with his nose buried in his stupid green book. “I’m inclined to disagree,” he said softly. “The plan was there, but the execution was a little off.” Before she could question it, though, they were at the gates and he was disappearing with a two-fingered salute.
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“Execution was a little off, my ass,” Sakura grumbled as she let herself into his apartment later that night. “Who does he think he is?” She surveyed his modest studio apartment; the threadbare couch, the rickety bookshelf that housed a hell of a lot more than Icha Icha, and finally, the twin bed that was tucked into a corner beneath a window, a shuriken-printed comforter neatly draped across it.
Annoyed as she was, she couldn’t help but smile as she surveyed the two framed photos that sat next to the tiny plant on the windowsill. Kakashi had been a cute kid, she thought before her eyes moved over to the Team Seven photo. But I’m cuter, she thought with a wicked smile.
“Sorry, kids,” she mumbled to herself as she spun the picture frames away from the bed. She didn’t want eyes on her for what she was about to do—even photographed eyes.
She hadn’t been waiting long when his door opened and his eyes landed straight on her, grinning up at him from under that shuriken bedspread.
“What are you doing?” he asked in suspicion.
“Let’s give this another try, hm?” she suggested. “Don’t you want to know why I’m naked in your bed?”
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Masochist Kakashi AU SMUT X fem!reDER- Take It all
Warnings: VVV SMUTTY.
Some days you would be sitting on the sofa and Kakashi would walk in, eager and horny. You figured on these days he would be watching you at the daycare from up top. This day in particular, you were wearing a short sundress and breast feeding for little children. The way your boobs swelled up with milk made Kakashi senselessly hard. He would walk home with his dick throbbing, just waiting to put it into your little wet mouth. When he got home, he walked up to you and you sat at the edge of the couch.
He had a sense of urgency in his eyes that concerned you.
“baby? What’s wrong?”
“what’s wrong is my dick is not in your mouth right fucking now.” He said in his deep and husky voice.
You were already wet watching him unbuckle his belt. He occasionally liked when you gave him some attitude and put up a fight so u decided to get up and say “mm Kakashi baby.. im really not in the-“ but before you could finish he quickly grabbed you and pinned you down onto the couch.
“No baby because I see you during the day walking around without panties on. You do that cause you know im watching and it excites me because I know you just want me to punish you. You make it too easy.” He had some darkness in his eyes.
“And what you do. Men come to speak to you knowing that you’re mine and you will be so naive. You entertain their efforts to get a go at that big ass and perfect little mouth. Those lips and those eyes looking up at me so needy right now is what drives me wild.” He growls in a way you’ve never heard before.
“And here’s my favorite part. You sit at home and you wait for daddy to come home like a good little bitch, and you touch yourself. You grab your own body and pretends its me. You finger yourself with the windows open. You know how much that makes me fucking throb. You hurt my dick all day long without even being near me. Now its time for you to pay for what you’ve done. I know that’s what your waiting for.” He abruptly sticks two fingers in you and you gasp and grab onto the couch. He sticks them in his mouth and moans. “Mmm, so wet already. I love the way you taste.”
You look up at him and whimper. Your legs start shaking as your eyes sparkle. He then sticks his fingers in your mouth that he just sucked on and commands you to speak.
“why not talk my baby? Did I hurt your little feelings? Or do you know I have so much in store for you?”
You nod, not knowing exactly which one you’re agreeing with. While its true you sometimes did things knowing his eyes were on you, you didn’t know it to the full extent.
“I sit there all day and just think about the dirty things id love to do to you. You know how much I love destroying you. It is my favorite thing in the world to fuck you senseless and then watch you prance around the town like a little elegant women but nobody knows your throat and your ass are completely bruised. It is such a fun game to see people ask you about me and you blush and smile but nobody knows about what we really do behind closed doors. Now baby I never truly asked if you like it.. I know that its wrong of me but I’ve never met a girl like you who is so fucking innocent and at the same time, so bad.”
While you still gurgle on his fingers he commands you to speak but doesn’t take them out of your mouth.
You shrug and nod, and say that whatever he wants is what you want.
He loved that. He truly was a man to you. He took care of you and protected you and was willing To do that for the rest of his life for you. He would lay down his life right now for you. He was in love with you. In return, you loved him and nurtured him. And you made him feel like a man. That’s what made Kakashi happy to do it. He was always a strong man and when you came into his life, his masculinity sprouted from being a comrade, teacher, and friend, to a lover. And while he has always been set in himself as a person, you made him so much more. He felt empowered, strong, and needed.
So the way he fucked was just proof of that. You let him have the power and the control and as a man, he was fucking ready.
“Open your mouth.”
He held your hands above your head and you scooted down on the couch as he stood over you and put his dick in your mouth. immediately grabbing the back of your head and pushing it in further he moaned. You sucked and your lips gripped and he moaned “just like that.”
He pushed himself in further and you gagged a little bit which caused him to moan from the vibrations on his dick.
He looked down at your watery eyes and smiled. He wanted you to be his cock slave. Sometimes this urge would come over him to fuck your shit up and he didn’t know why. Maybe it was the neediness you showed that you actually wanted him to, or just the big watery eyes begging him to stop and for more at the same time.
“Can you take this baby?” He ask.
You shake your head but he nods, answering for you.
“Take my huge dick baby.”
Both his hands grab either side of your head as he shoves himself in and out of you, thrusting so hard into your mouth. You grab the back of his thighs to hold on to him to stabilize yourself just focusing on your breathing. You could feel his legs slightly shaking and you felt your pussy dripping out to the floor.
You knew Kakashi was in no mood to be messed with. He gripped your hair so hard and pre cum trickled all down your throat. When he pulled out, your mouth was dripping cum and salvia and your eyes watered. Your hair was a mess and Kakashi was stunned at your beauty.
He grabbed you off the floor and carried you to the bedroom, looking at your wet dripping pussy made him laugh.
“So you like being treated like a fuck toy?’
You were so out of it that you had slipped into some sort of sub space and you wanted him more then ever.
You nodded and said “you’re using me so bad already. Mine as well be unconscious.”
He laughed at your sass and laid you down gently.
“My dick is hurting so bad. I need to cum. I want to finish all over your face and your tits. I planned on fucking your wet cunt but it honestly might be more fun to have you sucking my dick and me get all the pleasure while you get none because… that is how teased and tested I always feel.”
“Kaka- no please. Wait n-“
You’re interrupted by him straddling your chest, and he decides to put his balls in your mouth. You suck on them lightly, but the weight of him completely on top of you is heavy.
“You’re not moving babygirl. Not until I cum. SO, I better cum soon. Im pretty heavy on your tiny body. But your breast feel so good under me.”
You squirm around a little to be able to move and it seems to turn him on as more precum drips into your mouth.
“Ph yea baby keep squirming around under me I love how your breast feel fuckkkk.” He Is throbbing now, his dick starting to go numb.
He puts both his thighs onto your shoulders to hold you down, and with each deep rise and fall of your chest, kakashis dick drips more cum. He grabbed your head and moved your mouth down past his dick so you were licking everything else.
He had never had this much control over you, and he had also never seen you get this nasty. You were licking every part of him as he was totally on top of your face. You were both sweating uncontrollably.
She was doing so good that he decides to reach down and feel your pussy and it had created a wet pool on the comforter of the bed.
So she really liked being this nasty, he thought to himself.
He stuck to fingers inside her and felt her chest push up against him which made him moan out loud. Her nipples were so hard he could feel it. Her shoulders were shaking under his legs and She licked his entire shaft. With this, he came all down her throat and over her lips. The cum dripped down her breast and it was truly a sight to see. He couldn’t believe what he saw right now. It was sexy, angelic, and fucking disgusting but in the best way. He never thought this would ever happen to him but he was at a loss of words. He really loved physically pinning her down like this. His dick was already getting hard again just because of the position.
He didn’t want to move. Some days he feared he was a massochist. He had sex before but he never wanted to dominate someone like this before.
Maybe It was her extreme feminine nature that made him so hot and bothered.
“You were such a good girl. You ate my ass out and everything like a dirty little girl. Now ill repay you. But it won’t be nice.”
“anything anything pleaseeee.” You moaned.
He stayed on top of you.
“will you get off me?”
“no baby. Just tell me if the pressure is too much and ill lift.”
His thick thighs and body was so hot right above you, and his big hand reached down and started quickly fingering your already widened pussy.
You immediately moaned. Your breathing started again and kakashi moaned and his eyes rolled back from the feeling of your chest lifting his body.
You internally giggled thinking about how that smalll detail was getting him off and you decided to squirm around some more.
By this point your thighs were shaking and your body was too, and you shifted under his weight every once and a while which made him finger you faster.
“Baby your weight is getting too much If its okay?”
He nods and goes to eat you out, throwing your legs over his shoulders.
You moan and whimper it feels so good.
You beg ihm to put it in you but he demands it to be reverse cowgirl which you comply.
You ride him so hard like this, your thick ass bouncing up and down as he lays with his hands behind his head, staring at your juicy ass.
He is practically drooling at that you’re doing as you fondle his balls in your petite hands.
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Akatsuki Littlespace Headcanons
I could and probably will write more, but I don’t feel like it right now, so here’s this.
Disclaimer 1: Littlespace, in the AU and in real life, is a coping mechanism for everything from everyday stressors to psychological disorders like PTSD. If you sexualize littlespace do not interact with this AU or me, I will block you.
Disclaimer 2: Littlespace in this post is slightly different from in real life, magic-ed up in a similar way to how ninjas are magic-ed up in the Naruto universe. Chakra-using littles actually revert to the size they were when they were their little ages, although they retain any bodily changes since then (little Kakuzu still has stitches, little Deidara would have hand mouths.) The exception of course is Sasori, whose body is manmade and doesn’t change. People also do not necessarily remember their big lives when they slip into littlespace, sometimes becoming confused about where they are and who they’re with. They will sometimes be confused about what time period they’re in as well, believing things to have happened that hadn’t happened yet in their little age but were far in the past in their adult age.
This isn’t how I’m going to treat littlespace w/ Naruto characters all the time on this account btw, it’s just an idea I’ve been playing around with, like the psychological defense of reverting to a childlike state inadvertently triggers a transformation jutsu to match.
Nagato:
Little age pre Yahiko’s death was 6-7, post is 2-4
Started regressing shortly after the formation of the original Akatsuki. She and Yahiko had to do research to figure out why their teenage friend had suddenly turned into a child, but after they learned they took care of him: treated him like a child, bought him kids books from the local thrift shop, tucked him into bed. He called them uncle and auntie.
He would stay in littlespace for a surprisingly long amount of time, for 4-6 hours on days between missions.
After Yahiko’s death he spent many days in a row regressed to age two. Konan scrambled to take care of him and handle her own grieving. After that was over he promised her she wouldn’t have to take care of him again.
Nowadays of course she still takes care of him when he regresses, but he tries to force himself out of it if he begins to.
He still has board books and stuffies, so if he does fully regress he’ll have one of his pein bodies bring them to him.
Being ~3 he doesn’t have the mental capacity to control all the Peins, so they just kind of idle for awhile.
Konan:
Little age is 3-5
Pre modern Akatsuki she didn’t like regressing at all and only did it involuntarily. She would handle it by either walking it off or reading Nagato’s board books by herself.
This continued pretty much until she started becoming friends with Kakuzu, who openly admitted he was a little (he thought she should know, in case it ended up delaying his missions--it was mostly so she would stick up for him to Pein. No, he wasn’t hunting bounties, there’s a perfectly logical explanation--)
So she had a bad day while she and Kakuzu were at the same base and went ‘can you please deal with me for a couple of minutes’ and he was like ‘ofc’ so she sat down in front of him and shrank down to a little girl and started crying. He picked her up and bounced her on his knee until she calmed down. She ended up staying little for a couple of hours because Kakuzu took her out of the office and telling her stories about his childhood while they prepared dinner.
Kisame becomes her caretaker too when the three of them start dating.
Sometimes she starts crying inconsolably about something she won’t talk about other than someone leaving her and something being unfair. Pein showed up during this one time and said he knew what she was talking about and it was none of her cgs’ concern which ofc made them concerned but they haven’t gotten the chance to talk to her about it.
Itachi:
Little age is 2-4 but since her chakra is often very low so she doesn’t always physically become that tiny.
She didn’t regress until after she joined the Akatsuki, but when she did Kisame wasn’t surprised. He reintroduced himself as her babysitter, slipped her a lollipop and took her to a library to pick out some kids books.
Loves to be pampered. Oh god it’s the only time she can relax at all
Wears reading glasses because they can’t get her in to an eye doctor appointment
She’s trans in this au because I say so
Likes playing with weasel and crow toys, esp when her caretaker (usually Kisame, Konan and Kakuzu as well when they’re around) plays the weasel and she’s the crow. She’ll tell stories where they go out to the woods to train or just hang out.
She loves to sit in laps <3
She eats a lot more in littlespace than out so whoever’s feeding her makes lots of food. For her to grow big and strong u know
Kisame:
Little age 0. He is just baby
Being reminded of the bloody mist triggers his littlespace, though he has to be in a bad headspace in the first place. It really does not happen often.
Post Akatsuki the first time he slipped was after he, Kakuzu and Konan started dating. Kakuzu woke up in the middle of the night to the sound of crying and woke Konan up immediately afterwards because holy sh*t there’s a baby in our bed!!
It was Kisame. Kakuzu picked him up and rocked him back to sleep. Konan asked how he was so good with kids and he was like ‘oh I had a baby once.’ She does not ask him to elaborate. Kisame wakes up as an adult the next morning.
They keep a container of powder formula for him if he regresses but won’t get him a pacifier because they’re afraid he’d bite off and choke on the teat. They have bottles but Kakuzu makes the nipples for them out of one of his threads on the spot bc he’d bite through literally everything else with his tiny demon teeth.
Sasori:
Little age is unclear (unlike some of the others, he’s never said it.)
Signs he’s in littlespace: stops talking, stops walking if he can afford it, walks unsteadily and a little bowlegged if he can’t. Stops using ninjutsu and if he’s near a kitchen he might try to eat despite not having a digestive system anymore. Has been known to ask where Granny Chiyo is. The answer is ‘back home.’
Deidara got him a pacifier and a coloring book. He does use them but not when anyone else is watching, not even Deidara.
He is a bit upset when he’s reminded that his body is wooden. He would like to feel things please. But he learns to just enjoy the sensation of squishing a stuffie and his jaw chewing on a paci.
Deidara:
Not actually a little. He just hasn’t gone through sh*t like the rest of the Akatsuki have, and has coping mechanisms for when he is having a bad time.
He caretakes for Konan when her boys aren’t around and for Sasori if he’ll let him.
Hidan told him about littles after Kakuzu regressed in front of him and thought Deidara might need to know because of how much baggage Sasori has (he doesn’t know what it is but he can smell drama)
So he looked out for Sasori becoming a kid and learned instead to look for him not acting like an adult. He walked out of Hiruko and tried to eat in front of him and Deidara had to tell him he couldn’t have a strawberry because it was bad for his health and not because it would probably make his insides mold. It’s weird but Deidara is also weird and he makes it work.
Kakuzu:
Little age is 9-10
Post Akatsuki the first time he regressed was in front of Hidan in the middle of the woods. He didn’t recognize him and immediately tried to run and then beat him up when he chased him. Hidan had to think fast and tell him he was his new neighbor and pretend to be taking him home. The next time he was babysitting.
Sometimes asks where his husband is. The first time Hidan heard this his response was ‘what the f*ck’ and Kakuzu told him that was a bad word.
Enjoyed activities include reading, sparring, and to the surprise of some, hunting. He’s not bad w/ a bow and arrow.
The best way to keep him in/make him feel comfy in littlespace is to make him a meal. U can let him help to the extent that he sets the table or pours the drinks or smth (because he will ask) but take care of the food for him, because he hasn’t had someone else handle that for him in a long time.
Regressing isn’t necessarily a common thing for him to do but he’s one of the only ones whose regression can be triggered by physical pain as well as emotional. He can usually harden his skin to block attacks but if he doesn’t in time he may turn into a ten year old. It actually can surprise an opponent enough for Hidan to be able to take them out.
Hidan:
Not a little either.
Knew about littles bc there was an old man in his village who had ptsd from some long forgotten war and sometimes turned into a six year old.
Caretakes for Kakuzu pretty exclusively, unless Kakuzu is big and taking care of someone else, in which case he’ll help out if he’s feeling nice at the time. Itachi is actually his favorite to take care of because Itachi is a very manageable child.
Obito:
Little age varies wildly from about 1-11. He blocks his physical regression because he regresses Often and doesn’t want to blow his Madara cover.
He has been regressing since p much immediately after he got crushed. Madara was really having none of it and went from patiently waiting for him to become ‘big’ again to pretending it wasn’t happening, forcing Obito back into a uh. ‘’Normal’’’’ headspace
The Tobi act is actually covering his littlespace though when he’s an adult he has no idea how to realistically act like a kid so when he’s actually a kid it’s kind of jarring for all involved
When he’s a baby he just screams. Not really crying in distress but screaming because he can
He’s so eager for attention. Please talk to him! Play toys with him!!! Read a book, eat dango, run around outside, catch bugs, train!!!
Never mentions Kakashi or Rin but sometimes will mention his grandma or Lord Fourth as if he is the current Hokage
#akatsuki#naruto au#sfw littlespace#sfw agere#god this is so half thought out#i had titled this an au at first but then i made it head canons bc it wasn't really an au. and now the chakra parts kind of don't make sense#but i am tired. and starved for attention and ready to be done. so here we are#beas please
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A Different Kind of Fic Rec
So ... you know how there’s good fic, and then there’s next tier fic? Like the kind that blow you out of this world? Ones that change you as a person?
Those are rare gems across different fandoms. They’re just a handful really, but they’re so dense you come out a different person once you finish reading them.
Without further ado ... my favourite next tier fics. Across different fandoms.
Kill Your Heroes || Naruto || 272,492 words || Ongoing
It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.
** If you love Sakura centric fics, drop everything you’re doing and read this
backslide || Naruto || 128,352 words || Complete
Naruto’s friends are gone, his lover is dying, Konoha is destroyed, and Madara’s second return has pushed the entire world to the brink. Hunted and harried, Naruto is sent back in time to upend Madara’s plan before it even starts, and sets about changing everything. Butterfly effect nothing: the world is at stake, and Naruto is hardly about to let it fall to ruin once more. Not while he’s still breathing.
ANBU Legacy || Naruto || Ongoing ** Absolute Favourite of All Time
Vol. 1 - Complete - 196,000 words
Vol. 2 - Complete - 210,000 words
Vol. 3 - Complete - 217,000 words
Vol. 4 - Complete - 250,000 words
Vol. 5 - Ongoing
ANBU Legacy is a collaborative serial novel based on the world of Naruto by Masashi Kishimoto. It follows an alternate timeline, taking place in a Konoha where the Yondaime defeated the Kyuubi — and lived. Set approximately four years after that event, Legacy is focused on the young men and women of ANBU, who took the vow to defend the Hokage and their village at all costs.
** If you love badass ANBU, team bonding, Kakashi Hatake, Gemna Shiranui, angst, All the Good Gay Shit, you NEED to read this.
A Twist In Time || Naruto || 247,537 words || Complete
With Konoha on the verge of destruction, Sakura is sent on a last-resort mission to save her world by travelling to the past. Join her in coping with her old body's shortcomings, testing the natural laws of time, falling in love all over again, and rediscovering who she is. Time-travel. SasuSaku.
** Coming from someone who actually hates SS, this fic is. Mind. Blowing. It’s Sakura-centric and features AMAZING character growth. I think I’ve reread this one 5+ times waiting for updates.
The Lives Worth Saving || Naruto || 134,188 words || Abandoned
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
** That this fic is abandoned is an absolute tragedy, but it doesn’t stop me from rereading it endlessly.
House of Crows || Naruto || 400,508 words || Complete
KakaSaku. War is coming to Konoha and Sakura is far from home, uncertain of her future. But one thing is for sure, Sakura will protect her unborn child at all costs, whether it be from Konoha's enemies... or from its own father.
** This fic is so powerful it sent me into actual depression for like 2 weeks lmao
Pulling My Weight || Naruto || 375,630 words || Ongoing
During the mission to Wave, Sakura realises that she has to become a better ninja for her teammates' sake and be someone they can depend on. She vows to take her training seriously, and receives help from the most unlikely of sources; Genma Shiranui. The two form an unlikely bond and stick together through thick and thin, while Sakura improves and meets other people along the way.
** So, so entertaining, but above all so satisfying. I must’ve reread this one 4 or 5 times while waiting for updates.
Will of Fire || Naruto || 223,234 words || Complete
Forced to flee their village and the new regime, the loyal shinobi of Konoha must find a way to preserve their way of life and take back their home. As they fight for their future, Team Seven struggles to overcome the past. KakaSaku
Once More, With Feeling || Naruto || 127,462 words || Complete
Art enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time.
** I read this one a very long time ago but it resonated so deeply (despite being in first person)
Stripped Bare || Naruto || 295,128 words || Complete
When Sakura wanted a change of pace, she hadn't expected THIS! Now she's on a mission with Kakashi, masquerading as a dancer at a club far away from home and she finds herself forced to explore her own powers of sexuality and seduction. KakaSaku LEMON
** so IMPACTFUL. This is not a light read by any measure.
Double Edged || Naruto || 347,047 words || Complete
Seduction is like a double edged sword. You never know when you'll go from being the seducer to being the seduced. KakaSaku
The Window || Naruto || 165,171 words || Complete
Kakasaku Sakura always wanted to see Kakashi unmasked. This was a bit much though...
to memory now I can’t recall || MCU || 102,600 words || Complete
While on a mission storming a HYDRA facility, James Buchanan Barnes touches one of the many strange alien devices collected by the Red Skull. He does this, in fact, twice— in the past, and in the future.
Next thing he knows, Bucky Barnes is opening his eyes in the 21st century, which is full of great gadgets and coffee, and at least includes his old pal Steve. (And, inexplicably, a different Stark.) Meanwhile, the Winter Soldier finds himself in the middle of World War Two, helping Captain America hunt down HYDRA (which is at least familiar), pretending to be Bucky Barnes (which is not), and figuring out the very noisy group of soldiers who call themselves the Howling Commandos.
** GOOD SHIT, my dudes. I’ve lose count of how many times I’ve read this once. Definitely more than four times.
The Twice-Told Tale || MCU || 15,789 words || Complete
For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.
** SUCH an entertaining read. I’ve read this one definitely more than 5+ times.
The Act of Creation Will Be Your Salvation || MCU || 84,678 words || Complete
When Tony Stark was seventeen years old, he built his first AI. On that day, he ceased to be his father's creation, and became a creating force in his own right.
That one act likely saved his life, and not always in the most obvious ways.
** This fic will ruin you in the best ways. Worth many, many, many rereads.
The Third Option || MCU || 220,962 words || Complete
Homecoming A/U.
Ben and May divorced before Peter’s parents died, so when Ben is murdered Peter goes into foster care. It takes just a tiny taste of superpowers for Peter to decide he doesn’t want to put up with his horrible foster father anymore—the streets are infinitely more appealing. All he wants is to be Spider-Man anyway.
So he leaves.
Simple.
Simple, that is, until Iron Man needs Spider-Man’s help. Peter isn’t about to turn down an opportunity to fight alongside Tony Freaking Stark, but he also isn’t going to let his hero know that his recruit is a fifteen-year-old homeless dropout. So they strike a deal. Peter will help Tony. In return, the mask stays on.
And that’s when things get complicated.
** If you love angst, this is the one for you. Also worth many rereads.
Anew. || MCU || 130,298 words || Complete
In death, there was no glory, no redemption, no salvation.
Only darkness and ice—or that was what Tony thought. He closed his eyes in a Siberian bunker and opened them again on his 41st birthday, with War Machine flying into the distance.
a study in scarlette || Case Closed || 214,688 words || Complete
There are people who want to live forever, and then there is Shinichi, who just wants to live a little longer than this.
** One of like, my top 10 fics of all time across any fandom.
When Pandora’s Box Is Opened || Case Closed || 299,231 words || Complete
After two long years as Conan, the time has finally come for the ancient battle to come to an end, and fate will determine whether the Silver Bullet will survive the shot, unless Shinichi can put his faith in the enemy that was destined to be his ally...
... Yeah I did this because I was bored oops
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Alphabet of Shikatema
Ah, well, here’s a new Shikatema piece from me! I’ve been wanting to try this for them a while now. Hope you all like it!!!
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A – Affection
She knows that she’s never been efficient in showing affection. Yells of 'you idiot', punches of concern, and a tongue lashing of worry was all she could offer at times. But somehow he always sees past that, thanks her and tells her, “I’ll try not to repeat that.”
B – Bachelor
It’s unsettling when his photo and profile appears in a magazine in the list of most eligible bachelors in the five great nations. They talk about how he’s a war hero, a genius strategist and the head of prestigious Nara clan. He is very curious about what a particular Suna kunoichi thinks about this.
C – Cloud
Cloud watching was his favourite past time. But when her eyes flick across the vast expanse of blue above dotted with whiteness, she wonders when it became hers too.
D – Daughter
She’s is the daughter of her parents. But Shikamaru chokes on his tea when his mother gushes over how much she would love to have Temari as her daughter, a day too soon after their first meeting.
E – Exception
Temari doesn’t like to provide comfort or sugar-coat things. Well, she’s not very kind to men in general. Her brothers may be exceptions but it’s not soon enough when two other men join the list as well. One of them, she calls him her husband and other is the tiny crying child on her lap.
F – Fear
She understands the source of her fear when the Hokage tells her about Shikamaru's latest mission in a tight voice. And it haunts her till he’s in front of her. Pinned down. But alive.
G – Game
It’s a little weird to see a miniature version of himself, with sparkling green eyes, right across the tiny shoji board. It’s hard to explain the rules of the game to a child but the warmth that swells up in his chest at the scene makes him wonder if this is what his father had felt back then.
H – Hair
He’s exhausted and sleeping. And to be honest, Temari has always been quite curious about his hair. They way he ties it up makes him look like a pineapple head. She tries to imagine how he would look with his hair down though.
I – Idea
Strategies and plans flow to him when he concentrates enough. But when it comes to her, no matter how hard he tries, he has no idea how to even propose for a date on a nearby Ramen stand.
J – Journey
The journey between Suna and Konoha takes approximately three days. But when they travel together, the time ends up way too soon.
K – Kicked
Her loud gasp makes him drop the large sheaf of papers and files. He jumps over the mess, races to the kitchen. The alarm on his face is real when he finds her bending over with an arm over her womb. But she immediately looks up, her eyes shining with unveiled happiness and places his hand on her swollen belly. It takes a moment before Shikamaru’s louder gasp echoes throughout the house.
“He kicked!”
L – Light
The light of the candle flickers in the shrine dedicated to his father. His vision is hazy with tears as he extends the sleeping infant in his arms to show the photo of the man.
“Look dad, he’s…mine. Your grandkid. Mother named him Shikadai. Are you happy there? Cause I sure am.”
M – Mornings
Mornings with him are lazy. But should she be surprised?
N – Nights
There are nights when they find each other on the porch, trembling with the pain of having lost comrades and loved ones in the horrid war. But it makes them move forward solemnly towards the peace to preserve the future.
O – Older
“You know, I’m older than you are.”
Shikamaru tries to deduce where that came from. Her eyes are focused on somewhere beyond the sun they were supposed to be watching roll down. It takes him a moment before he responds.
“I know that. But you’re already too troublesome. I can’t imagine how troublesome would it be to deal with a younger version of yours.”
It is then her lovely laugh rings out in the meadow.
P – Perfection
He has always known that perfection is just an illusion. But when she wakes up in the morning, hair all dishevelled, eyes droopy and the sleeve of the night dress slipping down her shoulder feeding their infant son, it defines perfection for him.
Q – Quarrel
The first time they had a marital quarrel, he was kicked out of the house. And it was also the first time that she stepped out in midnight to drag him back home. It became a ritual somehow.
R – Rain
For having always lived in a desert enclosed land, Temari hadn’t witnessed torrential rain like this. So Shikamaru is stunned when he comes home to find his wife drenched to the bone, still out in the backyard, rainwater pelting against her skin, eyes closed and a genuine smile that spoke millions on her face.
And he swears that it is the most breath-taking sight in the world.
S – Sun
She talks about her mother sometimes, comparing her to the sun, telling him how the woman brightened up everyone’s lives around her and how the love was so much abundant in her heart. And the way her eyes shine as she talks, Shikamaru loves it all.
T – Trust
He trusted her blindly. Because she was the one to have seen him at his weakest, because she was the one to come to his aid and protect him when he needed someone strong.
U – Unforgettable
She watches him pray at his teachers’s gravestone regularly and often gathers up the courage to accompany him. She doesn’t stop him when he smokes only one particular day of the year and offers him her shoulder to cry upon because she understands there will always be some people and their memories in your life who would be unforgettable.
V – Valuable
Due to their position so up high in the social ladder of their respective villages - a lot of council members, socio-political experts and commoners believe their marriage to be just a treaty. And obviously, it irks them. But on their wedding day, the genuine way Gaara smiles and Kakashi's eyes crinkle beneath his mask and their friends tease them, they understand that the people closest to them have always considered their bond much more valuable than that.
W – Wishful
It’s her wishful thinking that he would wear their wedding ring always, if possible. But she never really expects him to wear it around his neck and show it off to the world.
X – Xylographs
Nara clan has a ritual of engraving the name of the head of the clan and their consort on the sacred wood tablets. Shikamaru feels his heart pound in his ears as the artist xylographs her name beside him.
Y – Yes
Her 'Yes' to his 'Will you marry me?' is an awkward kiss to stop him from embarrassing himself further because he’s such a bumbling mess that he eats half of what he wants to say and she had enough of waiting done.
Z – Zenith
Their love was always at it’s zenith. Shikadai knew it. Throughout the one-sided arguments, weird flirting and soft smiles their love stood undaunted. He places a flower between the two graves that stand beside each other and whispers a 'thank you' into the wind.
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I wanted it to be a little deep and I hope I succeeded in catching glimpses of their life together. Aaaahhh, do share your thoughts me! Please?
#shikatema#shikamaru x temari#shikamaru and temari#shikamaru nara#temari#naruto#shikatema fanfiction#naruto shippuden#boruto naruto next generation
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Ayesha Liveblogs Naruto Shippuden S21
What a tender intro omg also why is this filler so well animated
The introduction of modern technology will never not be funny to me. Kakashi on a laptop. Gaara sending emails. What has the ninja world come to
I know it’s just superfluous background motion but that angry little cat design was amazing. Takes me tf out
Hello again New English Iruka Voice time to feel slightly uncomfortable
Doesn’t Inuyasha have a monopoly on this baby with a red ball imagery
Why! Is! No one! Making sure! Naruto is fed! He’s a baby!!!!!!
Naruto and Sasuke were such adorable children my heart
SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN THE FAMILY WHERE ONE OF THE CHILDREN IS JUST A FROG? WHO IS DOING THESE BACKGROUND ANIMATIONS?????
In case you thought I wasn’t being literal:
[Accompanying dialogue to this image: “Did you hear the rumours that Lord Fourth died because of him?” WHO IS THIS FROG CHILD WITH A VENDETTA AGAINST MINATO]
This ninja cowboy music seems slightly misplaced but okay
Hiruzen. U r the literal ninja president. Naruto is foraging in the forest for food bc no one is taking care of him! How r u like ‘Hahah I’m hungry too :D’
“The things that we inconsequential humans worry about are often very petty indeed” “You’re right” It’s Philosophy Hours ft. Pre-Schoolers
“Are you sure these mushrooms are safe to eat? “Won’t know ‘til we eat ‘em” HIRUZEN PICK UP THE PHONE
SCREAMS FIVE YEAR OLD NARUTO JUST JUMPED OFF THE HOKAGE MONUMENT AHHHHHH
I miss Neji :((((((((((((((((
“Please make sure that you look after Neji” show us Neji’s mum you cowards!!!
“You have to be more positive, and confident!” Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii my boy
“I wish that I could switch places with you, big brother” There’s a lot to unpack here and I’m wildly concerned about all of it. This episode ought to be titled Konoha Desperately Requires Child Welfare Programs
Making an mini-episode which largely depicts Neji’s tragic backstory and centring its ending on Hinata seems like an odd angle to take
“I’m alone. I don’t have anyone, but I never cry” NARUTOOOOO
KJHFKJHG THIS NINJA BASEBALL OUTRO I LOVE IT
SASUKE USING HIS SHARINGAN TO CHEAT AT BASEBALL I WHEEZE
Also not that I don’t like Genma but why is he a central figure in this ending. Has he had more than a single conversation with Naruto in his life
Lmao @ Sasuke and Itachi’s child versions going back to having their adult voices. Pick a lane SP!!!
“Things in season are always cheap and tasty” “Oh, is that so, Sasuke? Hahaha” Sasuke learning about the ninja economy
“We’re going to visit your mother’s family” Two questions: 1) Aren’t your families the same family (eep) and 2) Don’t they all live in the same part of the village
90% of this dialogue is recycled from prior episodes except delivered more slowly and it’s a little confusing
Itachi sure knows a lot about cooking for an eleven-year-old
Sasuke being a clumsy child is such a cute character detail ahhhh I love him so much 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“[Confused laughter] You want to be like me?” What a Mood Itachi
Sakura’s hideout in the woods is so sweet yes 2 semi-normal childhoods
Poor little Sakura already concerned about her appearance they never let girls live do they
“You’re really cute Sakura, don’t hide it” Ino and Sakura are the most adorable children in the WORLD I love their relationship 4ever
“If she’s cute like you say, then I would love to meet her” who will stop all men
“But Ino, aren’t you good friends with Sakura?” “No, not really” Okay not to project but. I have a lot of thoughts on this narrative
GASP Inner Sakura’s first appearance!!
Tiny Team 7 is all I need in the world honestly I would watch a whole show that was just those three growing up
I have only just now noticed Suigetsu as third baseman. This ninja baseball game and season in general raise so many questions
Noooo Gaara don’t cry you are gonna be so loved in the future
Rasa, can I just say, from the bottom of my heart, I’m going to yeet you into the sun
“When I look up at the sky, the pain inside my heart feels a little bit better” He’s like 4!!!!!!! >:(
“Instead of a mother, you get to have me, Lord Gaara” Yashamaru: Self-Diagnosed Mumncle
Ngl baby Gaara’s recollection of Karura is nothing like she looked like
I really don’t care for this new Iruka voice I just keep listening to him like ‘that’s not the sound of Naruto’s dad!!’
I will admit him spooking the sleeping children was cute I don’t know why I always find that so funny kjhgkjhg
“Let me buy into this fight” who taught seven-year-old Naruto to gamble
Christ alive the implication that Naruto has been doing the sexy jutsu since he was seven who will put this boy in ninja therapy
If Orochimaru had just continued to be Jiraiya’s long-suffering friend he might be half-endearing but alas he is fecal matter personified
“Come on out, I made plenty, so you might as well stay and eat” Hjgjfjgfgffg I’m not sure what’s funnier about this scene the implication that Obito and Rin both independently followed Kakashi home without noticing each other, or that Kakashi did notice and rather than question this turn of events was just like “Guess I should make more fish”
“When you’re older, do you think you’ll become a chef” I would pay to see the AU where Kakashi becomes a professional chef why couldn’t that have been his Road to Ninja persona
Ngl I spent the first half of Kakashi’s minisode wondering if Sakumo was dead or simply too depressed to take care of Kakashi and I think dead is the less upsetting outcome
“It’s no fun when you’re not around, Kakashi” Obitooooooooooooooo
I’m not saying it’s suspicious that Sakumo is given two different depictions of his grave site in the anime but Sakumo fucked an alien and I stand by that statement
All I remember from Sasuke Shinden is that a character called Sasuke “Sassy” as a nickname and if they do that in the Eng dub I won’t survive
“[Deep sigh] Alright Sakura, what is it?” Fhfjhfkjh what’s your damage Kakashi can’t your kids come to visit when people start exploding
God Sakura and Ino’s relationship is the realest.... she went to the Hokage bc her gal was worried abt her family friend and then comforted her from her loss... the looooooooove
Hinata not to devalue your work in any way but why did u collapse after poking one (1) man in the chakra point isn’t gentle fist based in taijutsu
Fhjfhkjhf I’ve seen that gif before of Kakashi knowing that Sakura was thinking about Sasuke but it’s still funny
Sasuke just hanging in the woods with kittycats what kinda redemption journey is this lmao
Ehehehe I’m still not over the fact that Sasuke recognizes Sai’s jutsu and Kakashi uses it to communicate like there are six members of team 7 and this arc PROVES IT HELL YEAH
I can’t believe I forgot the circus ninja oh my god
“There’s good money to be found for performers like us” MOVE OVER EXPLODING HUMANS WHERE’S MY EPISODE ABOUT THE NINJA CIRCUS
Everyone always commenting on the pupils and sclera of the Hyuga and Uchiha but nobody caring about Old Man Demon Eyes from the Bamboo Village:
You’d think at this point no amount of genjutsu could traumatize Sasuke
They’re leaning wholeheartedly into the ninja cowboy music
That is not how I thought they would pronounce “Sassy” this show is full of twists and turns
“What about reviving the Uchiha clan? You’re the lone survivor right?” said Chino, inquiring about when Sasuke was planning to have vaginal sex
“You really think you’re going to find him inside that seriously scary looking cave?” GASP IT’S TENZO TIME
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE IT’S MY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
“You’re Sasuke, right?” asked Yamato, as if Sasuke had not provided the memorable introduction of stabbing a seasoned ANBU in the shoulder as a sixteen-year-old during a dramatic reunion with his team
“It would be easier for us to keep things coordinated, if you sent us progress reports as you went...” Okay not to be that gal but I love that Tenzo and Kakashi are an “us” in this mini-lecture about how Sasuke should call his father (Kakashi) more often
P sure that’s Yamato’s last speaking role goodbye sweet man we knew ye well
“So does this mean that you trust me?” GO TO JAIL OROCHIMARU
Every time that Orochimaru touches Sasuke I want to leap through the screen you leave that boy alone!!! Go! To! Jail!
Sasuke having to explain his social life to Taka is a dynamic I never knew I needed. What more do I want from Naruto than frames like this:
"By showing everyone that Sasuke isn’t in the Hidden Leaf Village and that he’s still out journeying around the world, it reduces the possibility that the village will be harmed” “So are you saying that Sasuke has to keep travelling forever” “That might be so” I can’t believe the entirety of Taka came up with a better explanation for Sasuke staying outside Konoha than Kishimoto himself
“Compared to me, the likelihood that Kabuto will return to evil is extremely low”
He still helped kill......... 40,000 people????? Okay dude
I CAN’T BELIEVE OROCHIMARU IS ACKNOWLEDGING HE IS STILL EVIL!!!! GO TO JAIL!!
I’m gonna pretend I don’t see Tenzo following Stranger Danger and he’s on vacation on a beach where he belongs
Fhjkhfkjhfkj what’s the meaning of this Orochimaru you’ve looked the same since you were 25:
Sasuke: No. She’s older than I am
Orochimaru: [Soft gasp] What?
Man I remember vaguely Sasuke being involved in this fight based on the Tenzo novel scene later on but hoo boy I do not like this
SCREAMMMM TENZO TRYING TO PROTECT PPL IN THE AREA HE’S HELPING
“I can’t make direct contact with him, so I better go now” I hope it is because you filed a restraining order, Yamato
“To increase the rarity, what I’ve even done is, had all but one person in a clan killed” at this point En Oyashiro is just trying to bait Sasuke
God I love how righteous Sasuke is being rn like this is the kind of dismantling of oppression I wanted for him instead of sad murder times
This battle is bonkers:
Villain: Looks like you brought a sword to a dodgeball fight
Sasuke: Looks like you brought a dodgeball to a magic eyes fight!!
Well I certainly breezed past this part of Sasuke Shinden hello Fushin
I find it hard to believe that anyone but Naruto could best Sasuke rn
I keep joking that those eyes in the sky look like Tenzo but I’m right and I should say it
What a long, drawn-out and slightly suspicious backstory for Chino (looking at you, Fushin of two personality types)
“But now you’re still able to travel freely... and that is all because you have people who love and protect you” Team 7 cutaway with closeups of Sakura and Naruto, Narusasusaku game strong
“For the Leaf’s nourishment, your entire clan was absorbed by your village’s Roots” wow what a shitty time for such an excellent pun
Unbelievable kkhkjhfk and by this I mean completely believable:
Chino: Please explain your change of heart re: village corruption
Sasuke: I got a boyfriend
Unbelievable x2:
Chino: KILL ME
Sasuke: Consider this.... you have.... boy who is friend. Good enough
Chino: Wow Sasuke, you’re right
Lmao @ Kakashi proudly announcing that Sasuke is about to enter an unsanctioned jutsu fight in a bet to free enslaved people how did this letter go “Dear Hokage-dad-Kakashi, I am writing to inform you...”
Even funnier: If Tenzo wrote the letter bc Sasuke is shite at contacting people: “Dear Kakashi-senpai, Brace yourself to be worried and proud—”
“Are you Sasuke’s...” yes Chino, whatever the end of that sentence is, you’re correct
Huh I could’ve sworn at least a good chunk of these freed people go to the Leaf. I didn’t make that conversation up. I have discussed it many times!!! My poor Tenzo cut out for more logical story lines I guess
Omggggggg the Raikage is telling Sasuke about Naruto’s most vulnerable Sasuke moment..... the love!!! Is this the only reason they invited A lmao
En Oyashiro joining Rasa and Hiashi in the Bad Dad Club
I’ve said this before but Naruto and Sakura going on a date to talk about Sasuke is the most legit representation for their relationship I’ve ever seen that’s it that’s what them dating would be like
“You’re just like a one man police force” lol @ them cutting out the fact that Sakura said this bc Sakura’s not allowed to have individual connections to Sasuke and also just like....... how much Sasuke still wants to be a cop kjhgkjhgk baby stop
I’ve belatedly realized that Kakashi types to the beat of the intro music and it makes me giggle
“The adult world can be complicated” is that ur way of saying ‘nepotism’ Kakashi
“I’m startin’ to get a belly” “I don’t want to hear about all that” PLS
“You two are really the only ones who are special to me” aw Shikamaru
That slap was A Lot, Temari, surely there are better ways to tell Shikamaru you want him to be your boyfriend
“You don’t really think that Sai has—” “Well, he is very innocent.”
Kakashi about Sai: He’s the baby of the family
Sai: I’m the oldest and most experienced of all the youth???
Kakashi: I mark ur ages by when I got you xoxo ur legal age is 3
I’m not sure that that’s the intonation I expected for Hinoko but I guess that’s on me for stereotyping teen girls hahah
“That’s my ninja way” “Our ninja way” I feel like this is shinobi flirtation
The outro with Little Team 7 fading to Big Team 7... I have but one heart
Also the implication that they took a photo immediately post war jhgkjhgkj. Kakashi still has a barely healed stab wound and twenty years of trauma. Sasuke and Naruto both just lost an arm. Also who brought a camera to the battlefield. Who took this picture. (Tenzo waking up from a 224 episode coma: We gotta take a family photo)
“You might consider yourself a member of Team 7, but I wonder if they think the same of you” [Naruto voice] Believe it!!!!!!
“If we just kill the lookouts, it’ll be like easy to get past the checkpoint” okay calm down Soku
Lmao Shikamaru struggling to deal with rebellious teens jhghjkg why are the anime episodes I watch so fitting to my own life
Man not to get 2 real it’s fucked up that Soku fears peace wyd militarism
I don’t really believe that Soku is deserting the village but it’s a good tactic
[Panning to the bird scene at the beginning of this arc] We call that foreshadowing
Komori’s judgement seems to be clouded by his lowkey crush on Soku
“I’ve just been having these really bizarre dreams lately” that’s PTSD Shikamaru
“Feudal lords are always [tyrants] no matter where you go” then why.... do you have.... feudalism.......... [Tobirama screams in the afterlife]
Not to judge these guys so much but like.... ur ANBU and a veteran ninja surely you should have a disguise after faking your death??????? Kakashi, Iruka, what shinobi standards are you teaching exactly?? U didn’t even change ur hairstyles???
“Something similar happened to me as well” what are you... are you talking about when you pretended to be asleep during the Chunin exams because that’s not the same thing as sleeping under a pile of corpses Shikamaru
NOOOOOOOOOO SAI WHY ARE THEY HANGING MY ANGEL FROM A CRUCIFIX
AHHHHHHH I don’t like seeing Sai like this, Kakashi’s right he’s a baby!!
“Let’s just say I’ve found the place where I belong” Fhdjskhfksjhf this is definitely Root Code for something because Kakashi uses this line on Tenzo in his Tsukuyomi dream
“Then why didn’t Naruto come to get me? You and I have never been particularly close, so why were you the one who came here?” LMAO SAI ‘you’re not on my list of eligible rescuers Shikamaru 😒😒😒😒’
“Fret not, to me this is but a trifle” said Ro, lying prostrate on the ground in between groans of pain (same)
I mean... Gengo makes some pretty compelling arguments abt the shinobi system
“The alliance of nations that the Leaf is currently a part of... is only going to maintain a dark, tenuous peace” I mean... Gengo’s right even if he is a dick
“Lord Hokage told me everything... and I had a hell of a time getting it out of him too” “I don’t want to know what you did... I don’t even want to imagine it” JHGKJHGKJHG I WANNA SEE TEMARI INTERROGATING A FORMER ANBU, KAGE-LEVEL NINJA I LOVE IT
Wait are these last twelve outros dedicated to each of the rookie teams + Team Guy bc that would be adorable
JHGJHGGHGJHG DO WE ACTUALLY GET TO SEE TEMARI YELL AT KAKASHI
Update from 3 seconds later: We don’t but Kakashi’s “Euh?” sound as she knocks down his door is still very funny
“Friendship is useless” “If that’s true, then why are you crying right now” he’s been taking Sasuke lessons in his spare time
“Do you know of a man named ‘Zabuza Momochi’” !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“These are my only friends” said Sai, about two giant cartoon lions
Sai’s genjutsu scene was actually much sweeter in the book bc Naruto, Sakura, Kakashi and Yamato’s chakra were all protecting him inside his own mind but I don’t mind my boy getting a hug
HAHAHAHAHA WHAT IS THIS CUTAWAY TO NARUTO BATHED IN GOLDEN LIGHT ANNOUNCING “RAMEN” LIKE IT’S A WHOLE SENTENCE OKAY STUDIO PIERROT U NEED A BREAK I GET IT
“What in the hell was that?” that was also my question Shikamaru
Shikamaru with full conviction: To be lazy.... that is my dream
Hahahaha it’s Ninja Teen Romance Hours I guess
“Oh, you don’t want to [go out on a date]?” No that’s not what I’m saying” [walks away] TEMARI PLS
“Going on a date without a strategy, would be like trying to fight a tailed beast unarmed” [Nodding] “You have zero chance of winning, that way” I suddenly understand Kakashi’s dating life a lot more
They really rely on you being aware of Naruto the Last huh gjkhgkjhgk there’s been no mention in any of this filler of Naruto and Hinata even being in a relationship to this point as far as I remember
Fhjkfhkjhfkfh poor Iruka none of the kids know he’s President of the Naruto’s Dad Society
“I know I’m supposed to be striving to get ahead in my career, but there’s also a part of me that really wants to just continue teaching kids, one on one” Irukaaaaa <3333333
Looool even as Hokage, Kakashi just drops out of nowhere to give cryptic life advice and then leaves
Smash the statue, Tsukune, don’t let the establishment tell u what to do!!
“Eating ramen everyday isn’t healthy you know” am I to believe that Kakashi, the man who told Naruto, ‘if you're going to be a ninja, you need to eat your vegetables’ is on a ramen-only diet?? Falsehoods
“And it’s all thanks to you Iruka” khjhgkjhgjhg alright.... you win this round KKIR shippers
WHO IS ANIMATING THIS SCENE IT IS BUCKWILD??? There is no character model to speak of, most of the kids don’t have noses, everyone’s upside down or spinning around, and Iruka is... hiding in a frog sign???
There is no English translation of this caption???? EXPLAIN JAPAN. TELL ME YOUR FROG SECRETS YOU KNOW I LOVE FROGS [INSERT PICTURE OF TENZO HERE]
(Update I looked it up in the sub and the caption offers no more insight. “IRUKA UMINO, AROUND 30 YEARS OLD. STEALTHILY”)
“This is for Hinata, so let’s all try our hardest” Kiba loves Hinata MOST
You know how if you pause in the middle of an animated action, you sometimes linger on an in-between image that looks goofy because it was meant to add to the motion rather than be focused on? This whole episode is animated like one of those images
It’s okay Lee the only dumbbell Naruto is fixated on is Sasuke Uchiha
I know don’t usually post so many images in these liveblogs, but I really need anyone reading this to see the Leaf Village’s semi-canonical Unofficial Mascot Konorin:
He is??? The love of my life???
“I don’t even have a boyfriend and train every day from morning til night” yes you do. His name is Neji Hyuga and he’s very alive and he’s a jonin sensei and he will buy you all the knives you want after he takes all of Hiashi’s money and redistributes it. In this essay I will—
You see what I mean??? Neji wants to be there for Tenten (and Lee)!!!
Tenten: What would Neji do if he were here now
Neji: [starts manifesting]
“It’s you since you’re a taijutsu specialist, but Naruto and Hinata aren’t” yes????? Hinata is???? She doesn’t use weapons but Gentle Fist is entirely taijutsu??? Why does everyone keep forgetting
KHKGJHKJHGKFHKJHFKJ I CAN’T GET OVER NEJI JUST. MANIFESTING ABOVE LEE’S BED TO GIVE HIM SHITTY WEDDING GIFT IDEAS
“And don’t forget: Hyuga” Neji........ what.... does this mean!!!!!!!!
Why say “Neji” like that Orochimaru and in fact why say anything at all [Konan voice] I’m the Hokage now, the entire criminal justice system is on its way you are going to jail!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I really can’t believe that the Naruto writers looked at Tenzo’s role in Naruto SD and decided “let’s do that.... but worse”
They animated?????????? A smaller Lee??????????? Into Lee’s mouth???????????? As if the animation style wasn’t enough. I need a minute
They are really going full Naruto SD huh??? Cut away skit like a ‘genjutsu’ scne. Lee and Guy playing a married couple and Tenten a baby. Neji in drag. This is a choice
“How can you misunderstand Neji so much” “Even if it’s only as a ghost, I’m sure that Neji would appear” I need. Several minutes
Fhjkhfkjfh Shikamaru’s vision of Gaara, Bee, Kakashi and Tsunade hanging out at this fancy restaurant. Is this who he thinks Kakashi’s social circle is these days (he might be right)
“Okay, I’ll hear you out!” Is this implication of this scene that Temari thinks Shikamaru’s idea of a first date is marriage... and she’s WILLING TO GO ALONG WITH THAT. TEMARI PLS
“Hey Ino, why would you go out of your way to make something I love? Bc she looooves you Sakura
“Sakura, I thought the same thing” GOD JUST GET MARRIED
“It’ll be too late once we go in, I could get all caught up in the mood or something like that” wait........ does Temari think Shikamaru wants to get married or fuck???? Or both??? OH MY GOD
Gaara: Naruto’s getting married.... without meeeeeeeeeee
God I love Gaara’s Blank Period hair it is truly careless and happy hair
“His ramen’s extravagent?” JKGHKHKJH everyone in the Leaf Village trying to convince Gaara that Naruto’s taste is incredibly obnoxious which is true but not in the way being described
Kankuro what’s your damage let Gaara buy a nice and personal present for the love of his life
Every time I think this arc can’t get more ridiculous it exceeds my expectations:
[Vaguely horrified accompanying dialogue: “The Raikage—” “—Will do the Hidden Cloud Dance?”]
“Well then, Gaara is just going to have to do the Hidden Sand Samba” Ah. Of course. The Hidden Sand Samba. Why didn’t anyone think of this plan before
Gaara is blushing because his new dream is just to samba dance with Naruto into the night
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Teuchi giving Naruto an “all you can eat forever” coupon that’s cute our sweet boy is so loved
Gaara: My wedding gift to you, Naruto... is me :)
“I’m just disappointed that we aren’t going to get to see you dance, Gaara” you know what that’s fair Kankuro me too
Hahahaha Shino dissing Kiba’s plight for becoming Hokage to these random kids
I can’t pay attention to anything this ninja cat is saying because they’ve got Naruto’s voice and it is very distracting
There’s something to be curious about how it would be if Kiba married into a family that has a contract with the Uchiha lmao
Literally the girl who Kiba is supposed to be in love with is given Hinata’s voice #kibahinarights
“Oh, just take it. Money means nothing to me” the Beekeeper is truly one of the strangest characters in the Naruto universe just conceptually. Why are they wearing a giant bee stinger on their butt?
LMAO @ Kiba having absolutely no self-doubt whatsoever. Goals!!
Shino becoming a teacher after the war is actually one of the post-699 futures I like, good for him!
Iruka sweet man Naruto has compared you to a father like 1500 times have you not overheard him one (1) time
Kakashi is such a dumb stubborn bitch trying to find a way for Naruto to have a happy wedding... I love him
“This is my fault, I never taught him how to treat women! Not that I even really know about that kind of thing of course” Iruka Umino confirmed canonically gay
“I just have to bow my head a little” KKIR: 2; Me: 0
I love this tradition of Hokage boys bowing their heads for cooperation between villages yesssssssssssss
Outro for the whole OG Team 7.... I’m fine everything’s fine I’m good cool cool cool cool cool
The implication that they just sell Kakashi wigs in the village... amazing
I know this is about to be an emotionally poignant moment but what Naruto’s presence is reminding is that the only word he has said in the past 6 episodes is “ramen” LMAO
“I’m going to have to apologize to her for raising you as a such a thoughtless, inconsiderate man” raising you... RAISING YOU..................... TRULY PRESIDENT OF THE NARUTO’S DAD SOCIETY GOD BLESS IRUKA UMINO
LOOK AT THIS CRYBABY NINJA THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT ONE OF MY FAVOURITE PARTS OF KONOHA HIDEN WAS HOW IRUKA KEPT BURSTING INTO TEARS OVER NARUTO EVERY OTHER MINUTE THIS IS WHAT BONDS LOOK LIKE
God..................... the Team 7 lover in me just despairs of this final episode bc they’re all separated and also Tenzo needs justice 4 being Kakashi’s co-wedding planner it’s in the book I read it!!!!
I will set aside my feelings to recognize that Kakashi looks very handsome
Goodbye Naruto you were certainly an experience and I mean that in every possible intonation
#decided to watch the last animated season i'm truly done!!!#ayesha talks anime#ayesha liveblogs nahruto shipduden#liveblogging#naruto series#long post
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omg kc pls talk about obito!! and rin!!!
YES!! okay so obito. obito..obibro… anyways. when obito’s first introduced we see him as this tiny kid with HUGE goggles and he’s like not really good at stuff? and from what i remember in kakashi’s side story i remember only tears and sadness because i was in pain about what happened to him. it was so heartbreaking and lmao i was in a hotel room when i read it and was trying not to cry so i wouldn’t wake up anyone.
i loved baby obito he was so precious and so determined, like such a good kid who reminded me a lot of myself when i was a squirt his age. then you flash forward and you see him as tobi, and the tobi persona as weird as it is, i really thought was super funny. the guy was ridiculous and amusing and also if you watch the anime his voice is even goofy too so it adds to the character.
then you get the reveal. the obito uchiha siding with madara. wasnt a fan of it when i first read and i feel bad for saying it but at the time i didn’t care about the… whole kakashi/obito fight schtick thing. i knew it was important and blah blah blah. but i was reading the manga so fast i kind of breezed through the entire thing because i wanted to hurry to see where sakura and the rest of team 7 were jkdfjkdsf.
anyways i think obitos okay! i really loved itty bitty obito but idk i wish he was handled better and given better writing!!!! i like him though like i like all the other uchihas because u know. thats a big relatable energy for me but yeah!!! also i loved his cool ass new mask he got he looked good in that during the fourth war arc. it was nice so i didnt have to look at his FACE. (im kidding. no im not)
now onto my sweet girl rin! NOHARA RIN IS MY BABY AND I LOVE HER SO MUCH. shes so sweet and earnest and amazing. so strong and assertive she tells it like it is and she’s so patient and understanding. i love that about rin, i love that she can come across so many ways and i really wish she didn’t die for dumb man pain because she deserved to live and like i love any concept of her being a jinchuuriki in the nar universe.
i just think she’s the sweetest and i love any sort of headcanons and concepts for rin. i personally love the idea of her growing her hair out when she was alive and just gradually chopping it all off and finally buzzing it. rin with a shaved head would be so cute and she would look AMAZING IN IT. anyways i just wish she wasnt done so dirty.
she was such a positive light and the peacekeeper of team minato, she had so much potential to become such a wonderful medic-nin i think she would’ve really been amazing at it and would’ve formed her own style of healing. she was already so good at it and like never forget she successfully implanted obitos eye into kakashi without flubbing it (though the laws of phsyics dont apply in naruto especially medical stuff since they just snatch peoples eyes lmao) but anywho she’s incredible and she was robbed of more screen time. i adore her self sacrificing sincerity. i also love how smart she is and even how serious she is during the most serious of situations and shes always well composed. though her rush to death was a lot but u know. sighs… kishi. anyways I LOVE HER. I LOVE RIN
#karura#asks#character evaluations#thank u for the ask may!!#also u sent so many in i think i gotta make a whole different post for each other characters u sent fjkdsjfksj#*each of the
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Heya! Can u write a fic where Sasuke tries to impress Sakura without her knowing he was trying to impress her, but she knew anyways, thought he was cute for trying and still was impressed by him
@m1lady thank you so much for being so patient with me!!! college kicked my ass and writing was the farthest thing in my mind this week! This was such a great idea, but I think I took it in a different direction than probably what you wanted so sorry in advance! I hope you like it!
Sasuke was not happy. Sitting in a room full of loud children was not how he planned to spend his time back in the village. Recently back from a short journey away from the village, Sasuke had other ideas about how he wanted to use his free time before traveling back out. Lately, he had been returning to the village more frequently. No longer did he spend years away from the village, or others thought years away from a certain pink haired medic.
Sasuke chose to spend his time at home with his most precious people, yes even including the blond haired idiot which was how he got into this mess in the first place. Naruto was bragging about Sakura’s newest endeavor to helping the village return to its former glory by creating a children’s medical clinic. Of course, Sasuke knew all about this from the many letters that Sakura had sent him over the years since she first started the program. The clinic was a well-functioning machine and Sakura had already passed on her knowledge to Suna’s medic which made Sasuke’s heart swell with pride, but he would never tell Naruto that.
Naruto had the great idea to spend time with the children and invited Sasuke along. Just as he was about to decline, Naruto riled him up in saying that Sakura would be so impressed that Naruto would give up his own time to help out that Sasuke could not let the idiot have all of her attention because later on Sasuke would never hear the end of it from either of them.
The look of surprise alone on Sakura’s face was good enough for Sasuke to stay. She practically ignored Naruto as she walked right up to Sasuke to greet him. The smirk stayed on Sasuke’s face as he watched Naruto pout in the corner, but as soon as they walked into the room where the children were, Sasuke’s smirk fell off of his face.
As soon as the door opened the children practically pounced on Naruto before he could fully walk in. About 5 children of different ages attacked the poor blond. They were all laughing and Naruto seemed to fit right in. The room was bright and cheerful, everything that Sasuke typically stayed away from, Sakura being the exception. He had a half of mind to teleport out of the room, but his eyes caught Sakura’s and her smile was too wide and her eyes shined too much with pure joy that Sasuke had to stay. If he left the guilt would eat away at him for a while.
It was safe to say that Sasuke was out of his element. Sure he had been around children on his travels and he could talk to them just fine, but he had never been around so many at once. In the room, there were probably around 30 children from 2 years old to about 10. All very very loud.
For a while, Sasuke just stood against the wall and watched Naruto make a fool of himself in front of these children, but they seemed to love it. He was so popular with them that he had to make a few shadow clones just to keep all the children happy. Sasuke looked over at Sakura and saw her beaming with joy as Naruto played with the children. Sighing to himself, Sasuke knew that he had to step up and make an effort with at least one child.
Sasuke decided to sit at a table with a few children coloring. He figured he wouldn’t have to talk much and drawing ninja weapons was a requirement in the academy so he could at least draw something they might like. Sitting down the children looked up and the older children seemed a bit tense around him and got up and left. Sighing, Sasuke knew that impressing Sakura today would be a lot harder than he thought.
Just as he was starting to draw to pass the time he felt a weight on his left leg. He looked over and saw a young girl about 4 years old sitting on his lap. She beamed up at him with large brown eyes and blonde hair. The shock was what was on Sasuke’s face at the child’s boldness. He never expected a child to actually approach him, let alone sit on him.
“Your eye is purple,” the girl said. Well, at least she was observant.
“Yes, it is,” was all Sasuke could choke out in his shock.
“That’s my favorite color!” the girl exclaimed with a smile that could rival Sakura’s when she was younger. Sasuke smirked at this thinking that purple was his favorite color too.
“You’re really pretty like Sakura-sensei, is she your girlfriend?” was the next ridiculous thing to come out of this young girl’s mouth. Before Sasuke could react he could hear snickering coming from across the room to where a particularly annoying blond sat with about 6 children hanging all over him.
Feeling the murderous intent coming off of Sasuke, Sakura stepped in and whisked the little girl away from Sasuke.
“Oh, Suki let’s play a game over here!” Sakura said trying to hide the bright red blush that was on her face. Sakura’s reaction was Naruto’s saving grace because Sasuke would have destroyed him right there and then.
Sasuke being more mature than Naruto decided to go sulk near the door. For Sasuke the day couldn’t get worse, he hated nothing more than when Naruto laughed at him for being embarrassed. He also had a half a mind that Naruto told little Suki to say such a thing! Feeling a blush rising to his cheeks Sasuke walked out of the room and stood in the silent hallway. Some peace and quiet would help him relax.
That peace and quiet only lasted about a minute when Sasuke heard crying coming from a room down the hall. Another minute passed and the crying still did not stop. To him it sounded like a young baby, he remembered the sound from when his aunts let him hold the newest family member to the compound. His mother always smiled when he held the babies so he didn’t mind the crying so much. Without thinking Sasuke started walking towards the crying.
Just as he thought there was a baby not even a year old crying alone in a crib, probably put down for an afternoon nap. With his body moving on its own Sasuke stepped up to the crib and lifted the child up as it reached out to him. The baby easily latched onto him, crying into his shoulder as Sasuke lightly bounced him around with his lone arm. He remembered his mother saying that babies like to be rocked, but with only one arm Sasuke settled for walking back and forth in the small room to calm the baby. With the motion and soothing, quieting words from Sasuke, he lulled the baby back to sleep.
Before he could put the baby back in the crib, Sasuke felt a familiar chakra enter the room. Sasuke turned around and saw Sakura with a gentle smile on her face as she looked at him and the baby. She took careful steps to stand next to him. For a while, they just watched the baby sleep peacefully in Sasuke’s arm.
“It’s nice when they’re at this age isn’t it?” Sakura asked looking at Sasuke.
“Especially when they don’t talk,” he replied with a smirk. He looked down at the baby and then back at Sakura who held so much love in her eyes. At this moment Sasuke had never felt so complete. The woman he loved by his side, and a child in his arm. Sure it wasn’t their child, but it put the idea in his head. A family with Sakura would be alright, probably the best thing he would do with his life if he really thought about it.
Before he could say anything, Sakura beat him to it, “Sasuke-kun you never fail to amaze me.”
She gently placed a kiss on his cheek and walked out of the room. Sasuke stood in that tiny room for a good 5 minutes before he recovered. Placing the baby back in the crib, Sasuke started to think of what he would say to Kakashi about letting Sakura come along with him the next time he left the village. It was about time that he and Sakura started their lives together.
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Butterfly [32]
summary Good morning, sunshine.
Sakura didn’t know exactly when. But at some point, she had started to take Akamaru on his morning walks. More precisely, Akamaru started showing up in the morning expecting a walk. But Akamaru was a good boy, so he never howled or made a fuss. He sat on her front steps, waiting for her to leave for her run. His fluffy tail sweeping across the welcome mat.
How Akamaru left the house and crossed town was a mystery to Kiba and to everyone else.
“Maybe he leapt over the fence,” conjectured Shikamaru. They all turned to look at the dog currently bounding through piles of leaves. His head poked out. And then, snuffling, he shook a stray leaf off his nose.
“Akamaru,” Itachi called. Akamaru’s head jerked up, ears twitching. Itachi grabbed one of the roasted sweet potatoes sitting in front of him. He ripped off a chunk and held it up. Akamaru sniffed. Everyone watched as Itachi tossed the potato high into the air. Akamaru sprang off the ground to snatch it from the sky.
Sakura’s mouth hung open as she watched Akamaru lick his chops. He sniffed at Itachi’s hand, eyes pleading for more.
“...Akamaru, are you a dog or a pogo stick?” she whispered.
Kiba rubbed his chin.
“He totally could have jumped,” Shikamaru decided.
“Yeah,” Sakura agreed. She broke off another piece of potato and held it out for Akamaru to munch on.
“Anything interesting going on with you?” Ino asked. Sakura could hear her spoon clinking against the bowl. Maron let out a soft mewl from somewhere, the bell on her collar chiming.
Sakura sat down on the mat. Her phone sat in the blue bunny stand. She adjusted it so that the camera pointed up at her face instead of her feet. She stretched to the right, arms extending up, over her head.
“Nothing much. I saw that interview you did. The one about how messed up your feet are?” Sakura told her. Ino crunched away at her granola.
Sakura had notifications set up. Any time her friends’ names were mentioned, the app emailed her the news article. Ino’s interview had popped up the other day. And it was a testament to just how much Sakura loved her that she forced herself to read the entire thing, even though it was in English.
“Yeah and it sucks because I can’t wear sandals... like ever,” sighed Ino.
“Me neither,” Sakura replied.
Ino laughed a little as she said, “Ugly feet sisters?”
“For life,” answered Sakura.
“Anything interesting up with you on Planet Nowhere?” Ino then inquired. Sakura switched legs, bending over to the left instead.
“Uh... not much, I guess,” Sakura mused. And then she added, “Well, I started a project in the library. I’m trying to have a new theme each month and change up displays. Get at least some of the kids reading.”
Ino retorted, “I’ve literally never seen you read anything except for the label on a tube of Bengay.”
Sakura leveled her with a look.
“So, sounds like you’re liking this job, huh?” Ino then observed. Sakura nodded. She straightened. Clasping her hands behind her back, she stretched her arms out behind her.
“It’s quiet, the hours are good, and the people aren’t bad either,” Sakura told her.
Ino set her spoon in her empty bowl. She pushed it aside before she grabbed her phone. The kitchen blurred past behind her. Sakura glimpsed Maron sitting on the counter. The cat hopped down and followed as Ino moved to the living room.
“Oh yeah. You know, like, everyone,” Ino recalled. And then she rested her cheek on her hand. She wrinkled her nose. “Doesn’t it bother you that there’s no privacy or whatever?”
Sakura shook her head. “No. It’s nice always having someone around. I kind of missed it. Like I mentioned that dryer was being annoying, so Inuzuka’s coming by to look at it.”
Ino tapped her chin as she asked, “Okay, remind me real quick. Is Inuzuka the one who looks like a pineapple or the one with the dog?”
Sakura burst out laughing.
“INO!” she scolded.
“What?” responded Ino, laughing too.
Ino updated Sakura on the latest gossip. She lamented for a bit about how hard it was to find a guy who understood how busy she was.
“Like, if I don’t pick up your calls, Chad, it’s because I’m at rehearsal until 1am, not because I’m out sucking d-”
“Ino,” interrupted Sakura.
Ino huffed. And then she fell onto her back, holding the phone above her with both arms.
“Sorry. I’m just annoyed lately. I wish we were both back in Michigan sometimes,” Ino confessed. And Sakura agreed a little with her.
When they had met, Ino had been a dancer in a local ballet company. Despite being born in America, Ino was fluent in Japanese. Adjusting to English everywhere had been a struggle for Sakura. Talking to Ino had been a relief. It was a bonus that they could complain about being sore together.
“Yeah, but look where you are, Ino. You’re in the New York City Ballet. Just like you always dreamed,” Sakura reminded her.
“I know., I know. I should be grateful,” Ino sighed. She rolled onto her side.
“It’s just.... I feel......... you know?” Ino mumbled. Her cat climbed onto the back of the sofa, collar tinkling gently.
Sakura smiled. “Yeah. I know what you mean.”
Sakura’s project at the library kept her more busy than she was used to. November’s theme had taken a lot of brainstorming. Which mostly involved Sakura and Orochimaru thinking as Kakashi and Shikamaru sat eating peanuts. But she had decided that the theme for the library in November should be ‘Mystery’.
“How does autumn have anything to do with mystery?” Kiba demanded, lying on the floor of the living room. He stretched out on his side, foot resting on her wall. Sakura grimaced at him.
“Can you be a little less disgusting, please?” she requested.
“Don’t wanna,” Kiba retorted. And he unleashed a proud fart.
“NARA, DO SOMETHING!” Sakura groaned.
Shikamaru leaned over to kick Kiba’s arm. Without the support, his chin hit the floor.
“Dude!” Kiba griped. He scrambled to his feet to exact his revenge. But the doorbell rang, so Sakura escaped before she could get caught up in their scuffle.
Sakura opened up the front door, squinting a little against the sunlight. A red truck sat idling outside the front gate. A man wearing an equally bright polo shirt waited on the doorstep. He held out a clipboard.
“An express delivery?” Sakura read off the paper. She signed her name at the bottom.
“From Osaka,” he added. He accepted the clipboard and then handed over a box.
“Enjoy!” he said before he walked back toward his van. Sakura leaned against the front door, watching him. And as his engine rumbled to life, she shook the box. There was no sound. Sakura let the door swing shut behind her as she went back inside the house. She passed by the living room, where Shikamaru sat on Kiba’s back. Kiba seemed rather cheerful in his defeat.
“Yo, Haruno, what’s that?” he asked. Shikamaru turned his head toward her too.
“No idea,” said Sakura as she walked past, straight into the kitchen. She could hear Kiba grunting and some thumping before they followed her.
Itachi sat at the table, fingers flying over his keyboard. The wi-fi had stopped working in his apartment. And since Shikamaru’s parents had people over, he had settled in Sakura’s kitchen to get some work done. Akamaru lay at Itachi’s feet, like a big shag rug. He opened his eyes, ears perking up a little when Sakura set the box on the table.
Sakura rummaged in the drawer for a box cutter. Slicing through the layers of tape, she opened up the box. Inside was a styrofoam cooler. And inside the cooler were three cheesecakes. The perfect amount of fluffiness that jiggled when she shook the box. The golden-brown tops were stamped with the logo of a famous bakery in Osaka. Tucked into the edge of the box was a blue paper.
Sakura sat down to read it.
I remembered how much you liked sweets. I hope to see your triple lutz- triple toe again someday.
-U
Next to the initial was a drawing of a smiling face with the tongue sticking out.
“Whoa. That’s a lot of cheesecake!” exclaimed Kiba. Akamaru put his paws up on the table to sniff at the package. But Kiba pushed him away.
“You’ll get diarrhea, Akamaru. No way,” Kiba admonished him. The dog’s ears drooped. He slunk under the table to place his head on Sakura’s lap. With big eyes, he sulked. Because Sakura was always more willing to slip him treats when Kiba said no. Sakura scratched down the side of his neck with her free hand.
“Isn’t this place famous?” Shikamaru asked, squinting to read the name of the bakery stamped in the top of the cakes. Itachi typed out a few words and leaned in closer to see what was on his screen.
“Apparently all the cakes sell out within a couple hours of opening,” he read out loud.
All three of them turned when they heard a clatter. Kiba set down a stack of plates on the counter.
“Haruno. Forks. Where,” Kiba demanded.
Sakura gave a helpless laugh. “That drawer, Conan the Barbarian,” she sighed, pointing.
Itachi busied himself making coffee. Kiba began slicing the cake into neat little wedges. Shikamaru plopped down next to her. He picked up her right hand, pointing out a tiny cut on her knuckles. Sakura shrugged.
Kiba plated four slices of cheesecake. And he was careful to push them away from the edge of the table where Akamaru’s curious nose poked around. He left a fork on the edge of each plate before he settled in a chair. Akamaru, still sulking over being left out, got up and moved to lay down by Itachi instead.
“Drama queen,” muttered Kiba.
Sakura carved a big chunk of cheesecake off the slice and shoved it into her mouth. Kiba stared at her.
“Can you be a little less disgusting, please?” he mocked her in a high-pitched voice.
“Don’t wanna,” Sakura mocked in return.
They snickered as they took bites of the cake. It was Japanese-style cheesecake. Fluffy and spongy. And the slices jiggled when they shook the plates. Which Kiba did with glee, laughing just a little too much. Until Shikamaru flicked him in the ear.
“So? Who’s the mysterious U-san?” Kiba queried a little while later, eyebrows waggling. Sakura rolled her eyes as she stuck a bite of cheesecake in her mouth.
“Utakata-san. He’s working as a figure skating correspondent for Fuji TV. I guess he’s covering the NHK Trophy this season,” Sakura replied. Which made sense, since the delivery had come from Osaka. The competition didn’t start until tomorrow, but of course Utakata would be there a little early.
The smile melted off Kiba’s face. He shot a panicked look at Shikamaru who only shook his head at him. Sakura ignored all this to take another bite of her cake. She thanked Itachi when he set a mug of hot coffee down in front of her. He poured out cups for Kiba and Shikamaru too before he sat with his own drink. Sakura pushed his slice of cake across the table to him.
Itachi’s gaze flickered from Kiba to Shikamaru.
“... Who’s Utakata-san, if you don’t mind me asking?” Itachi queried.
Hands on his cheeks, Kiba made a face like he was screaming. Sakura chose to ignore him again as she poked at her cheesecake. Spearing a bit on the ends of her fork, she held it up to the light.
“He’s my ex-husband’s best friend,” Sakura replied.
Kiba’s forehead hit the table.
“Oh,” Itachi said. Pursing his lips, he looked down at his cake.
“Sorry, I shouldn’t have pried,” Itachi amended. But Sakura flapped a hand at him.
“Not talking about it doesn’t make it disappear. Besides, it’s not like I divorced him,” she sighed.
Kiba made a small noise, almost like a duck being sat on.
Itachi’s eyebrows rose.
“That’s his ‘I’m uncomfortable with this topic’ sound. Don’t worry about it,” Shikamaru informed him.
“Okay. Let’s talk about the time Inuzuka got his tongue frozen to a pole,” Sakura declared.
The duck noise grew louder in response.
They parted ways soon after that. Sakura claimed that she had stuff to do. So her friends headed off, calling out various greetings. Sakura stood in the doorway, waving as she watched them head down the street. When they turned the corner, Sakura shut the door, letting out a deep breath.
Sakura settled back at the kitchen table. Cheek in her hand, she finished off her last bite of cheesecake. The sweetness crawling at a snail’s pace across her tongue.
Kiba stopped walking.
“Do you think Haruno’s crying right now?” Kiba wondered arms crossed behind his head. Shikamaru stopped too, hands deep in his pockets. Itachi’s eyes widened.
“She was smiling,” Itachi pointed out. He glanced over his shoulder, back towards the house they had just left.
“Shouldn’t we...I mean...” Itachi fumbled as he looked back at his two companions. And it struck him as odd how helpless they both looked. And then Kiba let out a long breath between his teeth.
“She kicked us out for a reason. I mean... she probably wanted her privacy?” Kiba speculated. They took a long moment just staring at each other. And then Kiba crouched down, scratching his hands through his hair.
“Aw, man, this is making my head hurt!” he complained.
“Let’s give her some space for now, Inuzuka. We’ll make up an excuse to call her out tonight,” Shikamaru decided. He stepped over to Kiba, holding out his hand. Kiba grasped it, letting Shikamaru pull him to his feet. Heaving a sigh, Shikamaru kicked at a pebble near his foot.
“Man, I need a beer,” he muttered. Sighing, Kiba agreed. They both looked at Itachi.
“Come with us, Uchiha,” Kiba offered.
Itachi stole one last glance toward Sakura’s house. And then he shook his head. Gesturing to the laptop bag slung over his shoulder, he answered, “I should head home. Hopefully the wi-fi is back on and I can finish my work.” Giving an apologetic smile, Itachi turned around to walk down the block, toward his apartment.
He walked up the stairs to the second floor of the white building. Orochimaru had hung a plastic bag on the doorknob. Inside were a few oranges. Itachi had to smile at that. Orochimaru had just been telling him the other day how important it was to get enough vitamins from his food.
Itachi left the oranges on the kitchen counter. He sat down on the floor next to his bed. When he cracked open his laptop, it connected to the internet. The same document from before sat open, cursor blinking as it waited for him. And he sat there, fingers hovering over the keyboard.
Shoulders drooping, Itachi closed his computer. Mashing his lips together, he crossed his arms over his chest. And he thought long and hard about what he was about to do. But it didn’t take him long to come to a firm decision.
Scrambling to his feet, Itachi shoved his feet back into his sandals. He hurried down the walkway, descended the stairs. Soles of his shoes slapping against his feet as he hurried down the sidewalk. He broke into a run at the end of the block, arms pumping at his sides. Ignoring the way that people stared at him as he sprinted past.
He found himself knocking on Sakura’s door a little harder than he had intended. When there was no response, he knocked again, one hand resting on the door frame. Chest heaving as he tried to catch his breath. Just as he began contemplating calling her, the door cracked open.
Sakura peered out at him. Face puffy and the tip of her nose red. Her eyes widened. She rubbed her hand over her face, trying to rub away the traces of tears lingering on her cheeks. She sniffed a few times.
“Uchiha-sensei,” she said, voice a little scratchy. She cleared her throat before she tried again. “What’re you doing here?”
Itachi stared. Because he hadn’t thought to come up with an excuse. He had just sort of bolted over without a plan. Mercifully, Sakura was quiet as he tried to think up something to say. After several agonizing seconds, his brain managed to generate words.
“The library,” he declared.
“The library?” she repeated.
“Are you done making the display for this month? Do you need help with anything else? I forgot to ask you while I was here,” Itachi told her. And as she stared back at him, Itachi was painfully aware that his lie fell flat. There was no way she believed in that flimsy excuse. An idiot could see that he had pulled it out of his ass.
Very slowly, Sakura’s mouth puckered. For a moment, he couldn’t tell if she was going to cry or not. It was so hard to tell. She sniffed again. And when she met his gaze again, she was smiling.
“Actually, there are a few things I’d like some help with,” she replied.
She washed her face before they walked to the school together. They spent the afternoon cutting leaves out of colored paper and punching holes to thread string through them. Itachi painted a sign to display just inside the library door. His brush stippling gold and crimson leaves down the side of the poster.
They didn’t discuss her crying or Itachi’s bullshit excuse. Other than the one time, during a lull as Sakura rearranged some books and Itachi stood angling the sign by the door.
“Thank you,” Sakura said, looking down at the cover of a thick novel.
“Of course,” answered Itachi, nudging the sign to the left.
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idk if u still do the 3 sentences fic or fic request at all but im feeling a lil down today and maybe ur fic can enlighten it! what if kakashi jr. find his parents are quarrelling and its like, a very huge fight?
Technically the three sentence prompts are done but what’s this about feeling down??? How dare the world???
*straps on writing hat*
I don’t know why I have a writing hat or why it has straps
Also I hope you don’t mind that I didn’t actually name him Kakashi Jr. just because it would get really confusing referring to them by the same name. Enjoy some really quick writing and I hope you feel better soon! Edit: You can also read it on AO3 now as well!
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Takashi’s mom was kind of famous for having a temper, and a destructive one at that. The whole village was familiar with just how loud she could be when riled. So it wasn’t really the volume of his mom’s voice that was bothering him right now so much as what she was saying.
She’d been yelling at his dad for what felt like forever and, like he always did when confronted with this kind of blunt accusation, Takashi’s dad had shut down and was not responding. The young boy wasn’t even in the room but he could picture the Rokudaime Hokage standing utterly still, hands deep in his pockets and both eyes half lidded in a misleading expression of detachment. He could also picture his mother, Sakura, with her thunderous expression and her strong arms waving madly through the air while shecontinued to throw words like knives, seemingly uncaring of the wounds they inflicted.
And the worst part wasthat Takashi knew it was all his own fault. His dad wasn’t to blame yet he’d said nothing in his own defense. Takashi wasn’t sure if it was because Kakashi always said he would back him in anything he did in life or if it was just because he didn’t appreciate the way he was being spoken to and refused to engage. Either way the thirteen year old recognized the very serious dilemma in front of him: to tell or not to tell.
On the one hand, owning up to what he had done was the right thing to do and both of his parents had always taught him to do the right thing whenever possible. On the other hand he was terrified. His mother would turn her anger to him and most smart shinobi tried to avoid that exact situation; it had spelled death for many people before him. He shuddered to think of what she would do to him upon finding out what he had done. More terrifying, however, was the thought of her finding out some day that he had allowed his dad to take the fall for him and that decided it. He would have to tell.
Takashi gulped as he swung open the door to his room, feeling a little like he was marching to his death. He gathered every scrap of courage he had and placed one foot in front of the other, step by step, until he had reached the center of the storm that raged through their house.
Sakura looked as if she had run home straight from the hospital upon hearing the news. She was still wearing her Head Medic uniform and there was a small bloodstain on the hem, wrinkles on the arms, stress lines on her face. Across from her Kakashi looked as if he were pulling farther in to himself than Takashi had ever seen and it broke his heart to be a peripheral cause of that. He knew very well the hard life his dad had lived; he didn’t deserve any more unhappiness, no matter how fleeting.
“-still a child Kakashi, how could you!? Do you not care about his well-being? His life? Do you want him to be like you so badly? How dare you!”
“Mom?”
Sakura’s voice cut off at his quiet, pathetic call. The quiet in the absence of her words was like a ringing in his ears and he trembled under the weight of it. Kakashi seemed to slowly rise from a stupor, his eyes sliding over to rest on his son with a flat, dead look to them.
“Takashi,” Sakura grunted, “you can tell we’re in the middle of something. Now is not the time.”
“Mom, it’s important.”
He watched his mom lift a hand to rub the bridge of her nose. She sounded as if she were barely controlling herself as she asked, “What is it?”
“It’s…you shouldn’t be mad at dad.” Sakura looked at him sharply and he rushed through the rest of his words, knowing if he faltered then he would lose his courage and not say them at all. “You should be mad at me. It wasn’t dad who signed the form, it was me. I forged his name.”
He swallowed thickly, shaking and scared and refusing to cry as the ire built up again in Sakura’s face. Her fists clenched and un-clenched rhythmically.
“You forged his name?”
“Yes.”
“On a form stating that, in his opinion, your team was ready to take on a B-rank mission meant for seasoned chunin?”
“…yes.”
He’d known that Naruto-sama had asked his dad to help oversee the missions being handed out, to help assess each team and assign them appropriately. He’d also known exactly which genin was carrying the assessments and where they were filed. It had beeneasy for someone in the know to switch one of them out so that his team was noted as being highly skilled, ready for advanced missions.
It wasn’t the greatest plan he’d ever come up with, in hindsight, but it had seemed like a good idea at the time.
Sakura had already looked ready to start spewing steam from her ears when he had come in to the room. Now she seemed about to breathe fire. The full weight of the wrongness of what he had done came crashing down on Takashi like a doton burying him in an avalanche.
“Do you understand what could have happened!?” Sakura screeched. “Your team is not ready and there is a reason for those assessments! You could have died, Takashi! Your teammates could have died! Your jonin-sensei could have died trying to protect you! Do you want that on your conscience? Do you want your teammates to come home with scars and trauma? For every time you look at them to be reminded that it was your actions that led to those things?And all for what? To look cool!?”
Takashi was crying before she had gotten through her third sentence.
“And that’sjust the personal implications! You-you-look at yourfather Hatake Takashi. You look him in the eye and tell me what part of your genius plan seemed smart to you. To lay the blame for your stupidity at his feet.”
Sakura railed and ranted and by the end both she and her child were weeping messes of emotion. Of fear and anger and relief - such strong relief that nothing bad had happened. That he was alive and whole and safe to do something just as stupid on another day.
He hated to see his mother cry, to know that he had caused her pain, but Takashi stood still like the strong shinobi he wanted to be and let her storm wash over him. He had brought it on himself and he would take the consequences.
(He would never never do something this stupid again)
When it was over Takashi had been grounded for a month, had his video game privileges revoked, and been warned of the overwhelming list of chores he would be sentenced to attending to around the house for the foreseeable future. All in all, he felt almost as if he had gotten off lightly considering how serious the consequences could have been.
He shuffled back to his room when his mother stormed off to the forest behind their home to vent the rest of her emotions. He tried desperately to stem the flow of tears and nothing seemed to work until the door to his room creaked open to reveal his father standing there.
Kakashi looked nothing more than tired, exhausted, like shutting down had taken all of the energy from him and he wasn’t sure how to get it back. Takashi looked up at him helplessly, not knowing what to say.
“That was very brave,” his dad told him quietly. “Very brave of you to tell the truth knowing what would happen if you did.”
“I’m sorry, dad! I’m sorry!” Takashi burst in to tears all over again, burying his face in his hands. He felt like the scum of the earth.
He was surprised to find arms winding around his shoulders, pulling him in to his father’schest and letting him cry there like he had as a child with a scraped knee. Takashi sobbed, clinging to his dad’s shirt and burrowing in to his embrace. Nothing was safer than Kakashi’s arms and they had always held the power to make the world disappear no matter how old he got.
“I’m sorry,” he whispered again after a long time had passed, when his weeping had become a steady slow trickle of tears. He felt Kakashi pet his hair soothingly.
“Yes, I know. And you should be.”
“Why didn’t you tell mom that it wasn’t you?” he asked. Incredibly, considering how little emotion he had seen in his father when he’d come in, Kakashi chuckled.
“Your mother has always been…spirited, I think I’ll call it. When she’s angry she’s not very willing to listen to reason. She knows that and she’s been trying to work on it for years. But this involved you and your safety. You are the single most precious thing in both of our lives. Loves makes us all irrational, but especially your mother. She needed to yell and scream. She needed to vent. I thought it would be best for her to get it out first, then when she had calmed down enough she might listen.” Kakashi pulled them apart a little to look in to his son’s eyes. “Better that she yells at me than you. I knew what her temper was like when I married her and I have accepted that part of her, ugly as it is.”
Takashi puffed up automatically. “Mom’s not ugly!”
“Her temper is,” Kakashi pointed out. “No one is perfect, Takashi. Every person you meet will have ugly parts but loving someone means that you accept their ugly parts as well as their beautiful ones. You don’t have to like it, only accept it. I love you very much but that doesn’t mean I have to like the fact that you are a giant squish-face knucklehead.”
“Daaaaaad!” Takashi scrunched up his nose. “I’m not five anymore! Quit calling me squish-face!”
“Never!” Kakashi turned his eyes up in a smile and even though he was still full of grief and terror and guilt and annoyance, Takashi smiled back, just a tiny bit happy.
“I love you too, dad,” he said. “And I’m really, really sorry.”
Kakashi’s eyes opened to give him a very long look. Takashi bore it in silence until finally his dad told him, “And I forgive you.”
And he felt like everything might be okay after all.
(When Sakura came home and he heard her whispering apologiesto her husband over and over, Takashi kept his ear pressedto the wall and made himself listen to every single word. His dad was right. Sakura’s temper was an ugly thing but that didn’t make her less of a beautiful person. He could only hope to be more like her some day.)
#replies#rae writes#i accidentally a thing again#:\#kakasaku#kakashi#sakura#oc babies#fanfiction#naruto shippuden
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VLD Headcanons because everyone else is sharing theirs
-Lance has like long ass fingers. The ones that look like boney spider legs and are beautiful. He also has big feet and long toes with the second and third being longer than the big toe. He also has toe rings he once got a renaissance fair and never took off -Keith has tiny little baby feet and hands(much like my own) and he used to paint all his nails black -Hunk has giant square manly hands, the kind that one could go around your entire neck -SHIRO HAS GIRL HANDS! Long, thin well taken care of hands (or hand i suppose). With clean well trimmed nails -Shiro moisturizes like crazy -"I don't want wrinkly old man skin, Keith, like you're gonna get if you don't start." -Allura's hands are callosed and a mix of Shiro and Lance's -Pidge also has baby hands, and her nails are always dirty or chewed to the roots -No one has seen Coran without his gloves. Ever. It's like Kakashi's mask and the paladins keep trying to get him to take them off -Keith loves the size difference between his and Lance's hands and how his can easily dissapear into Lance's -Lance is still growing, like he's gonna end up 6'4 I swear. Lance also likes to make fun of others for being tiny -His older siblings used to make fun of him cuz he used to be pequeñito so when he comes back to earth he's taller than most of them and he just cackles wickedly -Keith's a 2nd gen american. His grandparents are from Korea and moved to Texas and had his dad. So he has a lot of weird tastes in food like kimchi with pork and beans. -the others discover this and are like ew what stop no. Why do you eat like that Keith plz -then they discover how Keith's dad married Shiro's mom who is an immigrant from Japan anD SHIRO AND KEITH BOTH HAVE THE GROSSEST TASTE IN FOODS AND I CANT EVEN - "SHIRO NOT YOU TOO!!" -Hunk has the best tattoos that are of course a cutural thing, and some are stick and poke. So basically Hunk has a high ass pain tolerance and he woukd hold out the longest against torture just saying -Lance has an entire back piece of beautiful sea serpent and he was a big ol baby about it, hunk held his hand the entire time -he also got it without permission and when his mamá first saw it she fucking destroyed him (omg don't mess with hispanic mothers trust me. Mine is terrifying) -when Keith first saw his tattoo it was only a glimpse at his lower back and Keith thougHT LANCE HAD A TRAMP STAMP FOR THE LONGEST TIME AND IT BOTH DISGUSTED AND TURNED HIM ON -Alteans have more than just their face marks and have stuff on their entire bodies(think atla air monk tattoos) -Keith and Shiro have tight bubble butts I swear -allura and lance love to squeeze them -allura can lift shiro and hunk -everyone can lift Lance even Pidge, he is a literal twig. Doesnt matter how tall he gets he's still like 120 wet -he takes advantage of this and makes everyone carry him -Matt is so manly everyone thinks he's this little baby nerd cuz he wears glasses but he is the most sporty little shit. He used to run marathons on earth -he's also a chicken shit and has the bravery of a nugget. -Pidge has a fear of puppets/muppets - Keith is literally fearless it's stupid. He'll walk straight into the line of fire and not blink. No one can sneak up on him and scare him (no matter how much Lance tries) however he is TERRIFIED of clowns. If faced with one today he'd still cry -Shiro and Lance are scared of spiders. Only cuz i think it's cute -hunk isn't scared of anything but he's not careless like Keith. he's really chill. However you can ALWAYS sneak up on him and scare him. He can see you or know you're there but you make a boo noise and he still jumps -Shiro Keith Hunk and Lance are all weebs. Kpop anime asian dramas manga all that jazz -Pidge is disgusted that they're surrounded by these nerds -also Pidge is genderfluid so their gender depends on the day (boy, girl, nonbinary) so she doesnt really care what pronouns people use for her. Like they're really chill and couldn't care less. She also doesnt get hurt if people are ignorant or dont understand -Lance is forever bi, Pidge is aroace, Allura and Hunk are pan, Keith is gay and demiromantic -unlike a lot of people's hc i think Keef is quite clean. He never forgets to shower or brush his teeth. Sometimes he brushes his teeth after each meal (habit from when our baby had braces) -Keith had braces! His canines stuck out and were pretty prominant (hint at galra blood) and being Korean his dad was like bitch you're getting those fixed u ugly -Shiro made fun of him for literal years -Last one: Shiro is a dick big brother 😂 he's one of the ones that farts in the younger's face. He gives Keith so much shit and then acts like a perfect angel in front of others so that no one ever believes Keith. However he slowly started not caring in front of the other paladins anD THEY WERE ALL SO CONFUSED. -Shiro casually walks behind Keith as everyone is sitting down in the common room and gives him a wet willy. Everyone's jaw drops as Keith screams at Shiro as he leaves the room laughing. Keith turns to the others is all "I TOLD YOU! AND YOU NEVER BELIEVED ME!"
#headcanon#vld#vld headcanons#keith kogane#keith (voltron)#takashi shirogane#voltron shiro#lance mcclain#vld lance#hunk vld#pidge gunderson#voltron pidge#allura vld#allura#coran#vld coran#voltron legendary defender#klance#shallura#klance vld#shallura vld#broganes
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"kiho is... fascinating rly" what do u mean 👀
their relationship dynamic is v fascinating and fanfic fuel.. lov the way kihyun... needs to win... and wonho kind of lets him........ but also they’re v tender idk LOV this photoset... ykh is always 100% serious when he attacks ??? but then he’s a very... aftercare guy.... bye
more asks under the cut (dated newest to oldest)
u kno that thing kihyun does when he has the camera where he like...tilts his head back a lil and shakes it a bit. it cute
hate 2 admit this but he rly is.... v c*te... v sexy 2 when he’s BEHIND the camera and he squints and grits one side of his teeth... ok ok ok ok alright alright alr
i dont rlly think hoseok is bi i think hes pan like if hes in love he doesnt rlly care what gender they are
mmm i use the two v interchangeably bc currently i don’t think there is a clear distinction between them? what u said is the traditional dictionary difference but a lot of bisexual people identify with that too and a lot of pansexual people don’t? like from what i’ve been observing, the bi = binary genders/more than one gender, pan = all genders thing doesn’t rly seem to help that much in establishing the difference btwn them? for example........ i usually say im bi irl and pan on tumblr just bc of the difference between levels of lgbtq understanding under varied contexts... but that obviously doesn’t apply to everyone... so yeah frankly i’m still confused abt the difference between them and i guess... just letting ppl fall into whatever they think is right for them is the only way to go? but like tell me if i’m getting smth wrong here lol. also i saved the url pansexualwonho shfjdkgj
hello bunny do u have a wishlist
no and get off my blog stinky
leave ur gf for me
what does it mean when ur gf has a bf and ur also kind of seeing kakashi hatake?? :/ are we all dating by association??
wonho looks like jooheon and IM sugar daddy in that picture or something....
jshgjfk i think this was abt the units teaser photo right? (x) tbh i feel like jooheon looks more sugar daddy here but wonho has a lot of potential... he’d definitely Spoil the person(s) he’s dating :/
I just checked and the members of that new variety show minhyuk will be in are all giants, they are all above 180cm, well besides actually minhyuk lolz it's kinda funny, but I guess he won't need to make himself seem smaller since he's the tiny one this time
my breath hitched when i read this ??? aaa ur right... tbh i don’t know how im going to... survive this show bc it’s... so blindingly... visual?? have high hopes for it i know he’s going to do so well... and ummmmmMM imagine him... making himself XXXXXXXXXXXXXS precisely bc he knows it’s going to b cute n like... tucking himself against eunwoo or smth i might die
YOUR TAGS MAKE ME SO HAPPY!!
THANK U?????? 💖💖💖💖💖 cute anons make me happi :’0
to reaffirm you as a wonho stan: you have 149 pages filed under wonho on your blog but only 118 under minhyuk. however i believe recently 3/5 of your posts are minhyuk posts.
this felt like it was heading somewhere but the second half jfkhgsj i mean,,
do you know where that picture of kihyun and the join forces with communists or end star wars picture is from with his hand up on a bluish greyish wall i rlly like his hand there u know and I think that we sHould join forces with him and he's right we need to make a stand for it but anyways if u know where the pocture is from may u pls share it thnx I lov ur blog lots
@marxistkihyun
[nsfw text warning] i was reading this wonhyuk fic and thought of u immediately archiveofourown org/works/10314092 mostlytop!mh slight daddy kink mh takes extra care of wh :') enjoy
UH ANON................ HOW DID U KNOW....... EXACTLY WHAT I LIKE...... AND THIS LINE... THIS LINE... “He likes Hoseok, but he likes when pretty girls tie him up and sit on his face too”,,,,,,,, rly the best lmh characterisation i’ve ever read sdjkfgh gbye this was rly sweet and well-written and realistic and i think??? i lov u?? and i lov my poly + bi boyfriends :(((( thank u sm for the rec i rly enjoyed it
i'm east asian too and non-asian ppl keep telling me that "rat" and "snake" are racial slurs and i've never heard of such a thing until i joined kpop fandom (rly recently). if you want my honest opinion it's another one of those things where like... overzealous SJWs nitpick terminology and project on POC even tho they have never experienced it themselves... idk. i rly have never heard any of those terms used against asians before as racial slurs...i've seen other asian fans also question this
(regarding this ask) yeah lmao i mean............ the more i think abt it the more i feel like it was ??? just such a strange thing to have been told... and the way it was said as well... like “this is a racial slur so don’t say it” feels condescending ?? like, me, an east asian person, being “educated” abt racism against east asian people by an anon on the internet for a post that had zero connection to race and terms taken way out of context (that generally aren’t racially charged anyway).... ok lol
Wonho decided to change the title from ^give it to you^ to ^524^ I wonder if it's because of their debut date or something similar?
yes~ 5.14 is their debut date! it was also the time on the clock in the teaser :3c but it still doesn’t rly explain why he changed it? strange bc i thought the song would b emo bc of the changed title but it was kinda.. boppy?? sounds more like a “give it 2 u” than a “last page” hmm but gotta hear the whole thing first ig
I have the impression that Wonho is a sensitive person, he can get hurt easily (but won't hold grudges) and carry his emotions for a really long time. I think he tends to delve in his emotions and thoughts constantly and is thoughtful of when/how he should share them to not burden others. He's ALL IN for his members, trying to cheer them up and tying them all together [rmbr when he made JooHyuk hug to avoid misunderstandings or when he gave Jooheon the biggest sweet potato] in a subtle way.
yessssssssssssssss yes i don’t have anything to add here yes yes yes he’s just... the best guy :(
The Monsta X/GOT7 Psychologist ISN'T A psychoanalist. AFAIK Psychoanalysis avoid archetypes, because the patient can use it as a excuse. Also, to psychoanalysis there isn't a cure, there's only a savoir-faire which means you won't change your past, but you can change how you feel about it, sometimes being able to extract lessons from those painful memories. Psychoanalysis works with words, the way we phrase things is how we conceive reality. So don't underrate your literal analysis+observations.
aaa thank u sm.......... i rly learnt a lot from u thank u v insightful.... pop psychology is fun but ig we have to be careful to not... confound it with the Real Thing and hold mx to it?? anyway thank u sm for taking the time to type out all ur asks they were v helpful!
wonho has honestly tried to kill minhyuk an incredible amount of times but in the end always remembers he can't commit murder in front of a camera...........................
idk wonho choking minhyuk was rly the hottest thing ive ever seen jsfhg bye God I Wish That Were Me
in that live where u said minhyuk tapped wonhos bicep with his little alien claw was honestly was so c*te... especially the contrast btwn mh featherless chicken feet fingers and wonho thiccness..... wonhyuk are rly so comfortable and natural with each other like u can't rly see it but it looks like wonho let go of the camera with the arm that was being tapped to hold minhyuks hand/wrist..................................................c*te
uh put thi s on my grave...... i love wonhyuk sm i could die :( they rly lov each other sm jkdgfhsdjkgfhhkkdg
Hellooo!
henlo rabbit
maybe im just naïve but starship ent. is overall an alright company - with all groups they promote they seem to be fair and equal and overall supportive :/ which makes me rlly thankful my children aren't being neglected;;
ahh yeah i think on the whole they’re not bad with mx... apart from when they didn’t send members to the hospital after they were in a literal car crash??? and idk just not great promo times and minor organisational things.. bc they have a certain amount of faith in mx the investment isn’t too shabby. but with like... other groups... like boyfriend...... idk ?? they were just shipped off to japan and never heard from again? and even sistar i mean, the conditions they worked in at the beginning was appalling :/
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O—->>Naruto Tag Game <<—-O
Tagged by @dearitachi thank you! :D (I still love your tiny Itachi :3) Sorry if there's any mistakes. English is not my native language :)
F A V O R I T E
· Female Character - Hinata, I love her! aaaand Kushina, of course :D
· Male Character - Shikamaru, Naruto, NEJI T_T SHISUI D':
· Team - Team 8! Best team ever! (They have a dog, you can't compite against a dog, you will lose)
· Sensei - Jiraiya </3
· Hokage - Minato and Tobirama! ♥♥♥
· Kage - Gaara (I can't change this answer... Gaara is everything)
· Village - Konoha, of course :D
· Akatsuki Member - Tobi, Tobi is life! *^*
· Jutsu -Fūton Rasen Shuriken! (Naruto is a frikin' genius!)
· Episode/Chapter - I'm in love with the episode when Hinata confess her love, and Naruto meets his father AND when Naruto is trying to control Kurama's power, and He meets his mother (I cry a lot)
· Fight Scene - Naruto vs. Pain (Best fight ever)
· Fanfiction - I write, I read, I'm caught
· Story Arc - Fourth Shinobi World War, is long, but I love it.
Filler - Bikōchū search mission and Kaguya's story (My hype was real)
What is your…
· OTP (explain why) - NaruHina. Why? Because when I watched the show for the first time, I saw how Naruto was ignored and hated for no reason, and Hinata was there, cheering up in silence... in that moment I said... THEY MUST BE TOGETHER FOREVER. And they are :D (I love you, Kishimoto)
· NoTP (without being a dick, explain why) - NaruSaku, because Sakura reminds me of Kushina, and I see them as brothers. Their love is like brother and sister, and I love them.
· Crackship/s - KibaIno. I don't know why, but I think they look really cute together and I love it :3
· BroTP - As I said before, NaruSaku, but also, NaruSasu (I ship them as a romantic couple too), KibaHina and ItaShisui (Itachi and Shisui :3)
· OT3 - Sand sibblings, they are everything :3
· Crossover ship - Hmmmm, I never think about it, I don't know :/
M I S C E L L A N E O U S
· Do you have any headcanons? When Naruto sleeps, he hugs Hinata as he hugs his pillow :3 Hmmm... when someone bothers Himawari, Boruto takes revenge >:) EHMMM I don't know D':
· Are you happy with the ending? Hmmm, yes and no. Yes because NaruHina is fuckin' cannon and that makes me really happy :D But no, because the story have a lot of characters We have not seen all their development, the girls, they become housewives, and I think that is really retrograde :(
· How do you feel about the Next Generation? I’m really excited, I want to see more of my little sunflower, and I'm hoping that this new story give me a lot of BoruHima, I need them D:
· Say something about your favorite character. I'll say it about Naruto. He is really amazing, a hard worker, and he looks dumb, but he is smart and I love him, and I'm so proud of him... :') (I know, he is fictional, but I don't care)
· What would a child between your OTP look like? They are perfect as they are :D
· Say something genuinely nice about your NoTP.: Naruto is really sweet with Sakura. He would be a nice boyfriend :)
· Say something negative about your OTP. Naruto, you blind idiot... SERIOUSLY!? And Hinata... please, girl CONFESS CLEARLY!
· Is there anyway you could be convinced to ship your NoTP? What would make you change your mind about the pairing? I've seen many fanarts and read many stories about them. I liked it, but I think I could not ship them.
· What makes you mad about the series? Jiraiya and Neji's death... I mean... REALLY!? IT WAS THAT NECESSARY!?
· If you could see anything happen in the series, what would it be? A talk between Minato and Kushina talkin' about their meeting with his lovely son.
· What would you say to Kishimoto if given the chance? Thank you for creating an anime that actually changed my life. It helped me through inexplicably dark times and helped me discover who I was. (I'm not changin' the answer, but I have to say... THANK YOU FOR THE NARUHINA :3)
In your opinion…
· Most attractive male? Sasuke is really handsome, but I think that Kakashi wins this batle.
· Most attractive female? Ino. She is really beautiful (especially, in the Last *^*)
· Most overestimated? I don’t know...
· Not appreciated enough? Sakura! I mean, please... really? She is really strong!
· What is the greatest thing about Naruto? I’d marry him if he were real (well... I don't know if I'd marry him or adopte him and hug him until the end of the days)
· The worst? I can't meet them ;(
· The saddest moment? Deaths. I mean, Neji and Jiraiya deaths are insurmountable... and Naruto reading Jiraiya's book :(
· The most defining? - It has a lot... the first chapter, when he makes the jutsu of the forbidden scroll, when he fights with Sasuke, when Iruka recognizes him, when we discovered the truth about Itachi, when we knew that the Fourth Hokage was Naruto's father, when he forgives Nagato, when Kurama accepts him... and his wedding is gonna be... really really unforgettable (MY BABYYYYYYY T___T)
· GO! - Okay I think I’m going to rant about Iruka sensei (like you didn’t all see this coming). OKAY. Iruka fucking Umino is my god. HE WAS THERE FOR NARUTO FIRST (with the exception of Hinata and Shikamaru of course) but he was the first adult to treat Naruto like he was an actual human being. He stood up for Naruto, TOOK A SHURIKEN TO THE BACK FOR HIM, cried for him, was hard on him, pushed him, and TRULY BELIEVED IN HIS DREAM TO BE HOKAGE! In Road to Ninja when he made Naruto a cake to apologize for being so hard on him I LOST MY SHIT. I watched that part 800 times, Naruto’s smile was the most brightest and beautiful AND IRUKA’S “WELCOME HOME” WAS SO PRECIOUS!! He was there to share Naruto’s pain when Jiraiya died and was still there for him when he refused to sit on the sidelines during the war even though he was terrified of losing Naruto. He supported his marriage with Hinata and was SO FUCKING PROUD when he became Hokage. He made Naruto the man he is today and I think he would’ve turned into someone full of hate like Sasuke if it weren’t for Iruka. If I don’t stop now I’m going to go on for another 10 minutes at least. So, in conclusion, Iruka Umino is underrated as fuck and I think he deserves so much love it’s ridiculous. PS. This whole post has been a rant for me, I’m sorry, please enjoy!) by @obiistobi (leaving this here because TRUE!!!!!!) (Me too! AMEN!)
· Why the actual fuck did Utaka have to die and leave Hotaru????? (That's right!!!!!)
· Why doesn’t Kakashi have a wife yet????????????/// (Because he is waitin' for me)
· Actually I can’ type anymore or else it’ll never end. (This is fuckin' long OMG!)
I tag: @rasenshuriken-chidori @kyuubitails @hyuuga-lioness @hail7 @suna-yodo @r0xx0rz @jaegracex3 @minhyshadowjutsu and If you’re readding this... YOU’RE TAGGED :D
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