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plumfondler · 1 year

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rose-madder-gaze · 1 year

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Because I was too funny to die, here's the first of three posts archiving my "live" tweets for watching playthroughs of the FFXIII trilogy with Orion. Includes original timestamps, typos, and 2021 memes. I'll approximate GIFs if I have to.

4:23 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Watching a playthrough of FFXIII, so here's my not-really-live tweet thread for my own amusement; not spoiler-free.

5:23 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Me, seeing a pretty standardized "boy big and strong, girl small and nice" couple like Snow and Serah: T4T…

5:30 PM · Feb 6, 2021

7:19 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Love that every time Snow says something heroic and ends up digging his grave deeper, Hope is just like

7:19 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Admittedly, even if I had FINALLY resolved myself to abandoning revenge, if Snow Villiers turned around and burped at me, I would suddenly no longer possess the presence of mind to open a survival knife and would instead body him over the balcony of a Palumpolum rest area.

8:10 PM · Feb 6, 2021 Snow: I need everyone to stop trying to blow me up, these tits were expensive.

8:22 PM · Feb 6, 2021 okay this chapter is too long, WHERE'S SAZH

2:11 PM · Feb 7, 2021

2:16 PM · Feb 7, 2021 lmao when the Pompa Sancta parade started, I blurted out "oh, it's opera," and Orion immediately jumped into a baritone "MAAARIA!"

1:55 PM · Feb 9, 2021 YOOO SHE WENT FOR IT

2:04 PM · Feb 9, 2021 Serah 🤝 Vanille Head in tiddies

2:06 PM · Feb 9, 2021 Snow: [talks for too long] Fang: Man, I'm outta here. Lightning: We have to stick together. Fang: Oh. Okay :)

2:07 PM · Feb 11, 2021 WUH HUH SERAH AND VANILLE HAD A MEET-CUTE???

2:32 PM · Feb 11, 2021 One small thing that endeared me towards Hope is that we just watched a playthrough of The Sinking City, and both he and Reed do a similar pensive idle hand animation. Two good, complicated lads.

3:19 PM · Feb 12, 2021 Rygdea to Raines

3:22 PM · Feb 12, 2021 (As the old adage goes, all humor is derived from excruciating pain because, if they don't come back around to the gravity of what happened with Raines, I don't know if I'll be able to take whatever "face the future with hope" thing they're gonna throw at me next.)

3:27 PM · Feb 12, 2021 anyways, cannot BELIEVE the pope took the opportunity to put his face in Snow's chest. it served literally NOTHING to pretend to be Serah for 0.5 seconds, and yet, he went for it.

5:24 PM · Feb 14, 2021 Orphan: and I hit them with the goo goo gaga. *turns all your friends into Cie'th*

5:38 PM · Feb 14, 2021 The leading problem I have with XIII's story is that they'll present A Rule, and, if the rule gets broken, there isn't an explanation. It just worked out in a specific instance For Some Reason.

5:38 PM · Feb 14, 2021 Like, "we hoped really hard against all odds and it worked out" only works for the main characters. Lots of lofty ideas about faith and conviction that hold exactly zero water inside the narrative.

5:38 PM · Feb 14, 2021 It's a shame because characters will have an impactful moment that the story then minimizes in some way (again: Raines?!) or vice versa. Idk, some of the storytelling decisions are just too goofy to overlook when they abut emotional scenes.

5:44 PM · Feb 14, 2021 ANYWAYS THAT WAS PRETTY GAY OF THEM TO CRYSTAL FUSE INTO UHH HECAMUT. BAHATON. THE WAY THEY BAJA BLASTED TO SAVE COCOON. WHO HOLD THE WORLD? GORLS.

5:48 PM · Feb 14, 2021 Fang: I'm lesbian. Hope: I thought you were Pulsian.

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#FFXIII #Final Fantasy XIII #FF13 #Final Fantasy 13 #tweet thread #long post #if anything is broken blame beta #I was wrestling in the mud with it just to have to rewrite this post like 3 times #alt text embedded #ff13 spoilers #chatter #you can't tell from this thread but I'm a ride or die Sazh fan #it will be obnoxiously obvious in the next two threads

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thoughtportal · 2 years

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Perennial commentary about the decline of instruction in cursive often makes several assumptions.

https://mobile.twitter.com/Sonja_Drimmer/status/1579495938229665792

#tweet #tweets #twitter #tweet thread #cursive #handwriting #paleography #history #language history #language

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8pxl · 30 days

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an example of real pixel art and explaining the pixel grid:

Thread on how to spot AI generated pixels by reyhkibanki on twitter!~ Might be a useful read to help you spot common mistakes AI makes when generating pixels. There's also a lot more info in the link!!

#theres a lot more in the thread i just chose some stand out tweets!#anti ai #anti ai art #stop ai #fuck ai #fuck ai art #support human artists #create don't scrape #pixel art #pixelart #pixels #8bit #twitter #twitter threads #been seeing soooo much ai shit here lately

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sawtual · 16 days

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its genuinely fascinating that some people want to pretend like theres not a problem in fandom/media of a massive preference for male characters. like objectively its not good, thats why theres been such a push for well written fully realized female characters in media nowadays, i mean you look back the amount of shows/movies with (almost) entirely male casts is kind of stunning. a single token female character whos idk killed for the male protags story. representation matters, just bc its just "women" doesnt mean writing stories about women doesnt matter.

#RAHHH <guy who just saw a 20+ tweet thread explaining why actually it doesnt matter because Ahem fictional women arent actually real ^_^#text

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missamerican-pie · 10 months

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darlingboydiaz · 2 months

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I honestly thought people were making it up for buddie on 9-1-1, but no, that show is insanely queer from the beginning. so overall, yeah, that blond pretty boy firefighter needs to be dicked down by his best friend, end of discussion.

#buddie #911 #911 abc #911 fox #am i putting this on tumblr because i literally cannot post this anywhere else?#yes #i have no mutuals that watch 911 and i just slipped into this fandom #how does this show get more unhinged #i should start a live watch tweet thread #but i don't want to annoy anyone

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ganondoodle · 10 months

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oh my god it just doesnt stop huh, i was already sus of the whole bluesky thing half of twitter was jumping on and now they are seriously just jumping right into that new 'threads' bs too like really?? the thing from instagram? the thing from instagram that only has one timeline and its not chronological? that you will see stuff from people you dont follow? that is all just one big algorythm maschine? that is owned by facebook?? that you cANT DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT FROM WITHOUT DELETING YOUR INSTA???? THAT THING THAT ISNT ALLOWED IN EUROPE BC OF ITS VIOLATIONS OF DATA PRIVACY LAW??????? THAT THING FROM FACEBOOK I THOUGHT WE ALL AGREED UPON NOT LETTING IT BE THE WINNER OF THE WHOLE TWITTER IMPLOSION ?????????

every one of those "twitter alternatives" has some sort of problem i guess but aRE PEOPLE REALLY CHOOSING TO GO TO THE ABSOLUT WORST OF THEM ALL??????

#ganondoodles talks #i just #i just cant #of all things why that one #bc it already has you in its claws?#bc its the big thing?#if you want a big thing take tumblr at least #-threads- is trending on twitter with 2 million tweets #i hate it there #just as a disclaimer #this might sound very agressive #i am in fact desperate and confused and scared kind of yelling #;___;

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irishyuri · 1 year

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bouncing around the walls of my enclosure. sir gwen.

#bbc merlin #merlin #guinevere pendragon #bbc gwen #my art #was going through my merlin live tweet thread cause im insanely funny #and found one where i was like ‘i need gwen to be a knight’ and sprinted to my drawing tablet #oh the i am no mother i am no bride i am king of it all #gwen

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agnesmontague · 1 year

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idk how to put this more smartly but theres a weird trend among online leftists who have circled right back around to this quasi-religious hatred of all material need and its just. sorry but needing money to stay alive isn't... greed. you're not selling out by doing an ad read esp if it's something you're doing as a job. even if the job is artistic in nature

anticapitalism is the main tenet here for sure but at the same time it helps to.., idk. not act like we spiritually need to start forfeiting all mortal goods bc it's the one path towards nirvana or something. every once in a while i notice people reinventing asceticism in the name of praxis and it's very Sigma Grindset but with a lefty hat

#rambles #this is a months old tweet thread im reposting here bc i keep thinking abt it #i reread the maupin callout last night and he was a fucking weirdo about this exact thing too: ''socialism requires material suffering''#which he then used as an excuse to financially abuse his cult members

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jennystahl · 7 months

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People trying to justify their dislike for Wyll (gross) seem to forget that he is a folk hero first and foremost. He's only a warlock BECAUSE he's a folk hero. He was so loyal to his family and city at such a young age that he was willing to sell his soul to a devil just to save them. It's not just an "evil" (debatable that warlocks are supposed to be evil) thing thrown in to give him an edge.

He (and his warlock class) isn't written as a "subversion" of the paladin trope. (Nor is he supposed to be like Alistair which is a stupid ass take.) Wyll is a knightly character with loyalty as his main trait who is also a fun guy. He isn't "goofy", he's charming; you know...like a knight. If you don't like him because you don't care for nice characters who want to do good, fine. That's a reasonable excuse. But it's unfair to try to twist it into him being a poorly written character because that just isn't true.

All of the main origin characters in BG3 are suffering under the thumb of someone who abuses and/or uses them. Wyll's is Mizora, a devil he turned to to save the people he loved. Not JUST because he wanted magic powers.

Also the justifications that say they don't care about him because he isn't tied to the main story—neither is Astarion 😐

#this is almost all an @ at a tweet thread not anything I've seen here but I avoid the tag here #so I'm sure there are dumbass posts here too <3 #also ofc the fact that he's black but yknow #bg3 #wyll ravengard #baldur's gate #and no i don't care about whatever he was like in ea. not canon

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opera-ghost · 5 months

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phantom of the opera + twitter

#(in which meg and jammes team up to bully erik off of opera stan twitter)#it's kind of just common knowledge that there's this weird guy that runs a stan account for christine and no one knows who he is #he has like 3 followers and tweets at least 100 times per day #two of the followers are erik's alt accounts he uses for stalking and the one real follower is the daroga #the daroga is verified on twitter for some reason despite no one really knowing who he is either #people wonder why this random verified account follows erik and the daroga literally never tweets so it's just this huge mystery #people make threads on erik all the time like “why @diefordaae is problematic” and he just retweets them #phantom of the opera #poto shitpost #poto #poto twit

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affixjoy · 3 months

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#I found a thread of best tweets so you better believe I’m making them Star Trek #Scotty with the mouse always cracks me up #star trek #star trek tos #leonard mccoy #montgomery scott #star trek memes #text posts

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hellonerf · 3 months

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revolutionary war (2)

#hetalia #aph america #aph france #hws america #hws france #alfred f jones #francis bonnefoy #myart #the twitter thread this is from has the first tweet gone

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namigleebo · 10 months

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#shuake #persona 5 #my art #goro akechi #akira kurusu #ren amamiya #goro akechis homoerotic aura the. the tweet you know the thread

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astronicht · 2 months

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Utterly random outsider POV fox im??? why was Tolkien the funniest man alive. “He never found out any more about it” why are u roasting this fox im obsessed.

#Astro LOTR #if I could live tweet this the thread would be five fathoms deep by now I am having an experience

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