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agnesmontague · 15 hours
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we all got that one mutual that we’re lowkey studying
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agnesmontague · 20 hours
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"Growing up assigned male and going up assigned female are both miserable traumatic experiences in different ways" and "gender itself is a system of control" are ideas that need to enter mainstream queer analysis.
Idk dude I just think if yr assessment of the situation boils down to "women are oppressed and men are the oppressors" yr always going to have at least a little bit fucked up views about trans women. Yr always going to think that we're like, trying to dodge accountability for being male or something.
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agnesmontague · 20 hours
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agnesmontague · 1 day
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Hey, you are not an embarrassment for not knowing how to do certain household chores/basic self-care. They do not come naturally to us. A lot of it takes practice! Maybe you had a neglectful guardian. Maybe you had one that was very coddling and never thought to teach you. Maybe you haven't lived in a place where these things were available to you or needed. Doesn't matter. It's okay to not know and far more common than you might realise.
That said, this website provides very simple instructions on how to do everyday tasks such as making your bed, using a washing machine, cooking different foods, washing dishes, taking a shower, etc. All you have to do is use the search bar to find the task you're struggling with, and it'll come up with what you need + other related how-to's:)
If you're having trouble navigating it, let me provide you with some examples:
How to clean dishes by hand
How to make your bed (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to fold clothes (with visual demonstrations of each step!)
How to take a shower & dry yourself off (also provides ways to shave beards, armpits, legs and genitals)
How to shave legs, armpits, beards, pubic areas, etc. (a more in-depth guide)
How to mop the floor
How to sweep the floor
How to swallow pills
How to make small talk
How to make eye contact in different situations (or how to avoid it while still looking natural)
It's also perfectly okay if these don't help or aren't appealing to you. Unfortunately, nothing helps everyone.
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agnesmontague · 1 day
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newbie fic authors, shooting themselves in the foot: This fic is bad haha I suck at writing lol I am being mean to myself in the hopes that you will be nice to me but actually am dissuading anyone from even clicking on my fic because all I have done to advertise it is tell you why you shouldn't read it
me: I am King Big Dick of Fanfic Mountain and I have arrived in your fandom with the Express Intention of writing my Very Favorite Fics, which I will generously allow you to read. You're welcome.
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agnesmontague · 3 days
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sleeping with a knife beside me in bed, not because i’m afraid but because it is like a lover to me
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agnesmontague · 3 days
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HELLO?!?!?! WHAT IS THIS AD
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agnesmontague · 3 days
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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great
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agnesmontague · 4 days
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agnesmontague · 4 days
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You know what you REALLY can’t kill in a way that matters? Mint.
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agnesmontague · 5 days
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I hope the next months bring you the courage to do something you have been dreading to do, that you recover a bit, that you can feel less pain and more love, that you can find some solutions to your problems, and find new opportunities to grow and live a better life according to your own needs and desires. I hope you develop beautiful friendships and that the relationships you already have keep improving. I hope you get to try new things you have dreamed of. I hope you feel more safe and secure. I hope you feel more confident in your own abilities. I have hope. I will try. Please have hope. Please try.
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agnesmontague · 5 days
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You couldn’t watersport that out of me
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agnesmontague · 5 days
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me personally, I pause mid reading rpf and dm celebrities to get their permission to bust and if they don't reply I kill myself
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