hey guys, wasn’t it crazy that tumblr has in the past managed to fully fund some random users’ ideas for projects? isn’t it crazy the way some posts go viral even tho they make fuck all sense? yeah?

so bring the same energy to people in gaza who are trying to evacuate. the way this campaign has been ignored is actually so ridiculous. do u even comprehend how much they need your help rn??? ONE user @lieahsblog has been trying to amplify this campaign. WE ALL HAVE ACCOUNTS. USE THEM. let’s share razan’s campaign so she can get HER MOTHER treatment and leave gaza with her family. how many different ways does it need to be said‼️WE NEED A CO-ORDINATED EFFORT TO AMPLFY AND DONATE TO THIS CAMPAIGN. SHARE. DONATE. SHARE. DONATE. SHARE. DONATE. SHARE. DONATE. SHARE. DONATE. SHARE. DONATE.

Tumblr logic: Käärijä moaning in the shower is not mature content. BUT him thanking fans in multiple languages is mature. WTF tumblr?

I love it.

I love how the dashboard header on posts and the usernames don’t actually link back to the posts in the chain. Only the blog that reblogged them.

And if a tumblr is set to Dashboard only, it’s impossible to find that post without searching that blog manually.

Since search is garbàge, maybe not even then.

This is a basic web usability feature the staff has apparently eliminated for no reason. Even forums have links to the source when people quote posts. It’s been a standard feature on Xenforo for literally as long as I can remember.

I also liked to use those bars as “safe” places to click if I needed to reset my selection, but now they’re not even that.

It's really fucking ironic that you advocate against villains who want to destroy the world because their parents didn't love them enough when you yourself made a career out of being an unprovoked asshole to everyone and everything you see because you had a bad relationship with your own parents.

When you get accused of being an annoying cunt cause you comment an interesting fact cause it relates to a topic and you thought other people might find interesting. Cause its a post on social media and the entire point of social media is to have

Social interactions.

Yall need to touch grass.

now I'm sure they mean well but come on tumblr, these are literally like the opposite ends of a spectrum

[Image description: a screenshot of my tumblr dashboard that says "because you're following the hashtag 1968 dodge charger" in glitchy German, followed by a cottagecore aesthetic moodboard of pictures of flowers and a garden and generally stuff that could not be any more unrelated to the tag im following]

me: actively reblogging and liking various posts of a fandom to influence my algorithm.

tumblr: yeah, but do they REALLY want to see this in their 'for you'???? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

me: likes a post with a tag that has nothing to actually do with it.

tumblr: you'll be haunted by this fandom until the day you die.

Discourse Logic:

"This person is a fan of a show or franchise that I personally do not like, therefore all of their opinions are bad and can be discredited as invalid, even the ones that have nothing to do with that show or franchise."

Tumblr’s logic. Pleasing tell me if it counts as tending or not?

Tumblr slapped a “community label” on my post about homelessness.

Even though the most spicy thing in it is a used needle.

Tumblr logic

Sometimes you make a post, thinking it will skyrocket and be soooo popular. You post it and... nothing happens.

Other times, you word-vommit and think it doesn't even make sense. You post it and... start getting notifications literally five seconds after.

Stop searching the logic. There is none on this page.

You can comment as different blogs but not send asks under different blogs??

You know those insufferable logic puzzles where person A says "I don't have enough information to know the answer", then person B says "I also don't have enough information to know the answer", and then person A says "based on the fact that person B doesn't have enough information to know the answer, I now know the answer"?

That's what's happening on Tumblr when people use the fact that they don't recognise the man in the photo to conclude that the man in the photo is Tony Hawk.

they’re literally everything to me you don’t understand