Back on my shit gentleman, ladies, and creature of the void (we accept everyone here)
trigger warning; suicide is mentioned
Today I wish to talk about some httyd thoughts I had (and look I know it doesn’t make sense since hiccup always wanted to kill dragons till he learnt that their capable and intelligent creatures but let me have some fun okay? School has been killing me-)
Okay so I find it really interesting if toothless wasn’t the first dragon hiccup ever had interacted with one on one
I like to think, that the first dragon he ever interacted with, was a terrible terror.
Hiccup wasn’t having a fun time. He liked to think that he could deal with the bullying. With the mean adults. With the weird stares, and even with the multiple death threats he would get on the daily behind his fathers back (he may have been a runt, but he was the chiefs son. A useless and annoying runt, but the chief son nonetheless (sometimes he wonders if he was anybody else, if everyone would still treat him so badly)).
One time, all of it came to a head. He had been enduring this for years (I imagine this would happen around 8-10 years old) plus if he was useless, surely nobody would care if the wind was to just sweep him off the cliff. Plus he was small enough that he believed it could happen. (He was too scared to throw himself off; lest they say that Hiccup the Useless gave up (he did, he just didn’t want his dad to know, Stoick would throw him off the cliff side himself)).
He sat himself right at the edge of the cliff, ready for the next gust of wind, until he saw a small terrible terror. This thing was tiny, even smaller than the regular terrible terror he had seen. He saw as it climb on to a rock and threw itself off, just to fall on its face, to get back up again and try it all again. He thought it was stupid, why keep trying if it’s obvious you won’t succeed?
He stayed watching as it repeated the process.
Again and again a and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again-
It was close to midnight by the time he realized that the wind had stopped. It was midnight when he saw the little terrible terror finally be able to fly, and he sat there as if in a trance as it flew to Thor knows where.
That’s when he realized how much of a fool he was being. If a dragon of all things could continue trying and trying and trying even when it had been beaten down by the force of gravity, and still getting what it wanted, with no one’s help-
Then so could he.
And that night, little hiccup went home, a little bit cold, a father worried and a little bit scared, a mentor who looked at him with a bit of a knowing looked and a new vigor in his little brain.
He was gonna kill a dragon, no matter what anyone said.
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Something I've seen in fics a few times but not for comedic effect is the idea that Constantine selling his soul so many times makes him look/feel Wrong to ghosts.
Like I love various Danny ghost shenanigans giving Constantine a heart attack in stories but just imagine that Constantine is like deeply, deeply unsettling for Ghosts & Liminals to be around.
To the point of whenever he and Danny meet for the first time at the Watchtower after Danny's joined the League, Constantine just walks in and upon turning to look at who just walked in Danny just shrieks like a small child and throws a chair at him out of reflex, diving behind Captain Marvel to use him as a magical human meat shield while screeching "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!" At the top of his lungs and doesn't stop until Batman makes Constantine leave.
Even after Zantanna explains Constantine's whole deal and Danny explains to the Justice League how totally fucked up that looks/feels like to him ("Dude, Ghosts are their core, for us you see that before you see the shape of whoever you're talking to. Like, imagine someone walks up to you with a face that looks like it's made out of a shattered plate and the pieces are bleeding"
Or like, imagine instead it's a thing were Jason and Jazz are dating and Jazz, Danny & Elle are invited over for a nice meet the family brunch - "Brunch is fun and casual!" Dick insisted, "Way less intimidating than if we had them over for dinner!") and Constantine pops in to talk to Bruce about a case.
And the second he walks into the room all three just shriek like they're from an episode of Scooby Doo.
Elle takes one look at Constantine and just nopes out of there so hard she doesn't even gk intangible as she throws herself out the window and starts flying for the hills. Danny screeches like a cat whose tail has been stepped on and jumps onto the ceiling and scrambles away. Jazz screams like a house wife from an old Looney Tunes cartoon and starts climbing Jason like a tree - which is a bit of a problem since she's half a foot taller than Jay and throwing his center of balance off a bit and now half of the plates are smashed on the floor.
Jason doesn't even notice though because he also is losing his shit over what the fuck that thing is and unlike Elle is far more interested in Fight rather than Flight and pulls out a gun - "Why'd you bring a gun to brunch?! Guns aren't fun or casual!" - and just starts unloading on Constantine (who is very lucky Jason has switched to non lethal rounds and that he's quick enough with his spells to largely keep most of the rubber bullets from hitting him) also while screaming at the top of his lungs.
And well, turns out Jason's new girlfriend is the older sister of that ghost hero the League's been looking to recruit and Bruce is gonna take advantage of that - Phantom has been hard to pin down, which is fair, bad history with government agencies trying to kill him and all - to talk to him about a place with JL, though first he's going to have to get him down from the ceiling and that'd be a lot easier if Constantine would just leave already, they are supposed to be having a family brunch this is his one day off!
(Elle screams her all the way to Metropolis and doesn't stop until she nearly knocks Superman out of the sky. He isn’t really sure what's going on, but he does manage to calm her down and takes her to go get some ice cream. When he pitches joining JL she tells him that she thinks he's kinda lame but that Superboy is cool so she's down. It's...honestly kinda devastating but Clark manages to get through it.
A note gets made when the two ghost heroes officially join the League that partnerships with Constantine should be kept at an absolute minimum.)
And lol yeah, just, Constantine being utterly terrifying to Danny and the Pham
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