Imagine an AU where the abuse and neglect Timmy suffers from his parents and Vicky gets so bad that Cosmo and Wanda are like "you know what he's ours now" and steal him away to Fairy World to raise and love him themselves
BUT the only way they can keep Timmy is if he renounces his humanness and agrees to become a fairy but the process takes like 1000 years bc that's how long it takes for fairy kids to grow up
And now enter Timmy learning to control his fairy magic and becoming like a tiny child again because fairy children are TEENY and good parents Cosmo and Wanda
Shakly your dragon tango leggos murdered me :( /laughing positive
So this is tango noodle dragon design by @shaklyart and I loved it so much I had to explore so next one is this fire ferret playing with redstone i lub heem thamk you shakly :)
So you know all of those Timmie is a Fatui Harbinger jokes back in the day? Mostly because one of the constellations on the harbinger list is a crying dove?
While Columbina’s constellation hasn’t been revealed, I’m pretty sure it’s clear as day on what is is. There’s little dove wings on her head. Her name is literally “Little Dove”.
Now, imagine this:
Columbina, number 3 of the Fatui Harbingers, goes to Mond for some Fatui business, meets this young boy outside the city gates who’s unusually attached to the city pigeons.
She makes small talk with him, mostly out of of boredom, and finds out that the kid thinks Stormterror is the incarnation of dead vengeful pigeons, has a imaginary friend in the form of a Ruin Guard (Sandrone’s gonna like this kid), and has a personal grudge against the Traveler for killing his pigeons every time they go to Mondstadt.
Columbina thinks to herself, “Actually can I have 5 more of these little blonde brats?” and decides she’s taking this kid to Snezhnaya.
After some convincing that Zapolyarny palace has more pigeons that Timmie can imagine (There are almost none. Dottore either experiments on them or one of the Harbingers shoos them off the grounds), Columbina books out of Mond with the Genshin Fandom’s most disliked npc for some reason.
Next time the Harbingers have their super secret super evil meeting, one by one the Harbingers notice someone behind the 3rd’s coattails.
“Is that a fucking child?“ Arlecchino asks.
“Yeah!” Columbina steps aside, showing Timmie bundled up in furs like a little caterpillar in a cocoon made of the most expensive arctic fox pelts. “He’s going to be Signora’s successor.”
Everybody looks at this tiny Mondstadt child.
He looks like he’s ten.
They move on discussing their next plans. Everybody had time to get adjusted to having a— heh, childe in their ranks already. The Tsaritsa doesn’t speak against Columbina’s plans so... welcome to the Fatui, Timmie?
"You know you aren't actually the worst godkid ever, right?" Wanda asked, frowning worriedly.
Timmy smiled from where he was reclining on his bed. "I know," he assured her. "...But I'm still pretty terrible. I guess that's why I got you two for godparents."
"Is that so?" Wanda looked torn between amusement and offense. "Why's that?"
Cosmo was all-too eager to answer, "Because we're the worst godparents ever! Remember that time we started World War I?"
Wanda's face turned faintly pink. "Ah. Right."
Timmy laughed. "It means we were meant to end up as family!"