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I'm freaking losing it over here. It took like a year for Timmy to realise that he and Bernard were even boyfriends, let alone for them to have their first on-page smooch. Meanwhile Jon and Jay are like
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'Hi, we're 18, and in love, and really freaking horny for each other!'
I can't properly express just how much I love that one pairing is 'Tim Drake has just seen his boyfriend's abs, and now has to sit down with his head between his knees for a while, and last week they brushed fingers and he almost swooned like a Victorian maiden.' while the other is 'Jon and Jay cannot come to the phone right now because they are busy fooling around on top of the LexCorp sign.'
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superherotiger · 4 months
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Hey Dadneto fandom, how interested would you be in a Dadneto event for fanfics and fanart? Would you prefer if it was a month long event or a more low key thing like a week long marathon? Just curious to know how many would be interested in participating in something like this 👀
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glowing-tiger · 4 days
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Imagine taking Aziraphale to watch a book turned movie.
He'd be so pissy.
"This isn't at all how it happened in the book! Crowley, why did you bring me here?"
Secretly, Crowley is behind book turned movies turning out bad 90% of the time, but he doesn't remember.
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icequeen-07 · 3 months
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Nothing like the Until Dawn fandom coming back with the movie only to rehash old discourse and presenting me with the worst takes imaginable
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sunncord · 10 months
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did i make this cause im annoyed with twitter? yes, absolutely
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lazycranberrydoodles · 9 months
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getting back into the untamed and i had a thought. / follow for more yllz babygirlism
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puppetmaster13u · 5 months
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Prompt 102
 Bruce pinched the bridge of his nose, taking a deep breath. In for ten seconds, out for eight. Alright. Okay. “Let me get this straight,” he didn’t motion to the three teens- or not teens even if two apparently looked like they were- but it was a close thing. “You-” 
 Phantom perked up, white hair flickering with what he was pretty sure were stars as they turned away from the window looking out into space. “-are two years old.” The fae-esque being who looked more like a fourteen year old gave a half-distracted nod. Which, for a toddler, they were paying attention pretty well. 
 “You-” Klarion looked up from where he was fiddling with the cuffs that had been on him, cat sprawled on his shoulder now that it was out of the carrier. “-are six?” Another distracted nod, the apparently-child seemingly enamored with the sounds the cuffs made when they clinked together. 
  “And you-” He turned towards Marvel, who shrank back before seemingly steeling themself. “-are in fact ten.” The… well they had thought demigod but apparently all three were some sort of realms-being, which had apparently made Constantine pale and start cursing before stomping out of the Watchtower. Another nod and shaky thumbs up. 
 Alright. Okay. They had in fact let a ten-year old join the league, which wouldn’t have been so bad if they had known. Especially the fact that apparently Marvel was only half-human, which suddenly explained so much about how he didn’t know so many things about a human life. Which-
 “You,” he turned towards Phantom again to make sure he was listening before returning his attention to Marvel. “And you have both lived at least a year in the human realm with human companions, but your-” He turned his gaze towards the ravenette in the center. The six year old apparently. “-experience with the human realm is literally just with the Light.” 
 Yet another distracted nod. Okay. Bruce was tempted to scream in a room for the entire situation that had cropped up from the single action of taking Klarion’s familiar and then the boy himself into custody. Then again, it was honestly a much better thing they had apparently caught this. 
 “Alright,” he sighed, suddenly feeling incredibly exhausted. “To make sure I have all of this correct-” Because it was already a shitshow and the amount of shouting had absolutely spooked the child. To the point he’d- according to Marvel- made what was apparently some sort of very distressed noise that had made both him and Phantom running. Or rather flying and portaling. 
 “-in the realms, people there make friends through fighting,” Bruce pauses to make sure he got that part correct. The origin of this entire misunderstanding with the chaos-lord. Lordling? 
 All three nodded, Klarion losing interest in the cuffs and starting to pet his cat. Familiar. Everyone had referred to it as a familiar and Marvel had appeared utterly horrified that they had taken said familiar away. Somehow he was the one the trio were currently trusting and weren’t doing the same towards any of the other league members. 
 “And you have been trying to make friends with the Jr team, which they have been taking as an attack due to this miscommunication.” Honestly they should have gotten more information, though he couldn’t exactly blame any of the teens, what with everything they were currently dealing with. 
 “... is there any sort of guardian or something you might have, that can be contacted? Or anyone that could help prevent a situation like this from happening again?” All three avoided his eyes, suddenly finding things like the table and walls very interesting. 
 Oh. Hm. This could be a problem.
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ghostbsuter · 8 months
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Sometimes.
Just sometimes.
Bruce, tired father of too many children, wished for a small break.
Just a tiny one.
He pinched his nose, cowl covering his head and expression and glared.
"I can't believe you snitched on me!" Billy batson, freshly revealed teen and sitting on his usual spot during meetings, hisses.
"If I have to get parented, so do you!" Danny fenton, also freshly revealed teenager, glared right back.
"Boys." Both their attention snapped to wonder woman, still tense and warry.
"Do you two have adult supervision, at least." Batman asks, feeling slightly more drained than before, he can feel Nightwing's stare at the back of his head, coming closer.
"Do the voices count?" Danny asks, to which Billy nodded. "Yeah, do they? Zeus has strong opinions, and many kids. He probably can parent, somewhat."
They shrugged both, like they hadn't just opened another whole can of questions.
"Wait!" Danny snapped his fingers, "what about clocky? He sends us on time missions, has his own lair, and lets us hang around. That counts? Right?"
The other teen nods in agreement.
(Knowing both are black haired and blue-eyed teens, he already knows Dick will never let him live this down. Deceived by children, for YEARS.)
(So much for being the greatest detective.)
(The text he sent to Alfred is between him and his butler dad.)
"Or—"
In the end, the two agreed reluctantly to stay around for a while. The Kents, the Allens, Diana, and the Waynes have opened up their homes to house them permanently.
Much their amusement, they declared, that to make no one jealous, they'd switch homes every other week or so.
That alone smelled like chaos.
Whatever, it was Diana's first week.
(And if the house of mysteries appeared in front of them sometimes, that's also between them and a very suffering John constantine.)
.・゜-: ✧ :-
A continuation
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little-pondhead · 4 months
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Danny moved to Gotham.
Freakshow is touring in Gotham.
Freakshow knows Danny is in Gotham.
Danny knows Freakshow is still after him.
Danny's faith in heroes has been shattered.
Danny turns to the only person powerful enough to run Freakshow out of town, hopefully for good.
Danny turns to the Joker for help.
The Joker is looking for a new punching bag sidekick after Harley Quinn left him.
Danny is just the perfect person to be shaped by the Joker's hands.
Danny becomes the new Joker Junior.
#pondhead blurbs#dpxdc#how we feeling about this fellas#i think it's an ideal angst fic#but i don't wanna write it lol#the younger danny is the worse it gets#someone said that danny shouldn't be afraid of the joker because he's a clown and freakshow is a ringmaster. not a clown#if i find that post i'll tag the creator cause i can't remember rn#but i'm imagining danny who is heavily traumatized and scared and lonely#finding out that one of his worst enemies he hoped to never see again is hunting him and is so close danny has to check his eyes every day#just to make sure they haven't turned red#his anxiety is out of control and he's not about to go find a Bat or Bird to talk to#who would believe him anyways? he's a monster#but danny needs help cause he will not survive this on his own and he knows it#freakshow haunts his every waking dream#but freakshow isn't from gotham. he doesn't have the city's curses engraved into his blood. he never died and he's not truly teasing death#so danny chooses to plead for help from the only predator bigger than freakshow (in his eyes) who IS from gotham#danny goes to the Joker. prepared to offer everything but his free will and free mind. he can't give those up. it's all he has.#danny is a feral house cat asking a tiger to take care of a mountain lion for him by offering the tiger his own liver on a silver platter#joker is...delighted? maybe? no one is quite sure. but he takes what danny offers.#here is this little boy. almost the same age as the second robin when he died. pleading for the JOKER to be his savior. this will be fun
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jtkys · 10 months
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“We can’t let trans people have gender affirming, life saving healthcare!! It’s allowing them to mutilate themselves!!”
Ah ofcourse! Let’s just ignore the years of plastic surgery, Botox, facial reconstruction, body changing surgery, breast implants, breast reduction, lip fillers, and other crazy things that rich people do to make themselves look “younger” or “more desirable”
because that’s NOTHING compared to transgender people having surgeries that allow them to feel comfortable in their own bodies and happy for once in their lives!
Right? Isn’t making trans people who are human beings like the rest of us feel comfortable and happy by surgery just SO horrific!?
Yeah. That’s what you transphobes sound like, fucking twats.
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Me, after seeing that the temperature is supposed to dip slightly below 20 degrees for the first time since May: I MUST BAKE!!! Autumn is soon to be upon us and lo, I must fill my home with the sweet scent of bak'd bread and pastries, both rough and puff. Bring forth the flour!! 🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🍞🥐🥐🥐🥐🥧🥧🥧🥧🥧🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪
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superherotiger · 5 months
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Now that I’m free of the curse that is study (for a while) I can’t wait to unleash my unrivalled Dadneto brainrot onto the world again hahaha!
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glowing-tiger · 2 years
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My entire dash is Izzy Hands thanks to you. I didn't even watch the show. I love it, please never stop, your enthusiasm by spamreblogging is so precious <3
I definitely recommend watching the show! And if I ever overdo it and it gets annoying, just yell at me to stop, I promise I will. Glad you like it though! <3
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icequeen-07 · 5 months
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I hope y’all know that I still absolutely stand by Sam wearing mismatched socks because who is gonna see them?? Why should she care??
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dutchie-dd · 2 years
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Woah an actual WIP? Well wouldn’t ya know.
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matoitech · 3 months
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i met a famous person outside of the grocery store !!!!
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