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troutsoup · 5 months

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Gale's Revelation (cut scene from Early Access)

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Gale: (upon propositioning the player and being rejected in favor of another) I.. I see. He's a lucky man. Loyalty is such a... Such a very rare commodity.

Gale: Apologies, I really did think you and I... But no. Perhaps it's for the better. In fact I'll let you be the judge of that. After all, I still have a story to tell.

Gale: It is a story full of answers long overdue. It is the story of a man who fell in love with a goddess.

Player: Very well, I'll play along. Regale me, Gale.

Gale: Thank you.

Gale: Once upon a time, not quite that long ago, there lived a wizard in a tower. The wizard was what one might call a prodigy, who from an only age could not only control the Weave, but compose it, much like a musician or poet. Such was his skill that it earned him the attention of the mother of magic herself. The Lady of Mysteries. Mystra.

Player: What did Mystra's attention feel like?

Gale: Love.

Gale: Perhaps it was not quite love, but, you see, the wizard was but a very young man. It was most certainly love to him. Mystra showed him the secrets beneath the veils. The gossamer veils first, draped across the Weave. The delicate veils next, draped across her body. 'Chosen One' she whispered, as she slipped them off completely.

Player: The veils draped across the Weave?

Gale: Indeed. What most wizards perceive is but the ripple of the Weave's surface. Untold wonders lie beyond. I enjoyed them for a while. As we enjoyed each other.

#I do recommend you go watch the whole thing because 1. tim's voice work is crazy /pos and 2. it's a completely different story.#gale seeks to impress mystra because he's been ignored by her not to like prove himself #much of this has been chopped up and repurposed but the few unused lines here about his meeting mystra are insaaaane #awful horrific etc but hnggggg so thematically interesting #'CHOSEN ONE' SHE WHISPERED AS SHE SLIPPED THEM OFF COMPLETELY #(muffled moans through the fist i've shoved in my mouth)#gale #bg3 #gale of waterdeep #mine #gale dekarios #mystra #also his little 'thank you' is so cute and so. hilarious. tim nailed it

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wu-does-art · 1 year

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au where mike narrowly escapes the upsidedown while on patrol and gets an obscure curse to be a catboy for a month. this is amusing to everyone but mike.

#catmike au #dont know if people will like this au of mine or not but ill keep posting doodles of it cause its funny #dustin is very interested in the curse and is also conveniently the onely one who has owned a cat #hes tests things almost immediately in such excitement #basically its just him seeing mike in the living room and running quickly to his house because he needs to grab some things #its also set vaguely post s5 so some of the byers share the wheeler house #lets just say the wheelers went off for the apocalypse #dustin comes back with a laser pointer and catnip (to the others it honest to god looks like weed)#then of course hes inspecting him and asking questions like seeing if his human ears are gone and if he can move his tail and all that #they find very quickly that he can purr when will comes over next to him curiously #this def disturbs other upsidown meeting because imagine nancy's talking and in the middle of it its just *LOUD PURRING*#mike does chase lasers (out of his control) and he can in fact get hopped up on catnip #which makes him go zoomies or purr crazy loud and it makes him shove his whole body all over will like a strange clingy 5 yr old #also his pupils can go big and small and as expected it goes massive when hes on catnip #everyone finds this hilarious and they make a game of who can secretly get mike catnipped #will is the unwilling victim because he's the cat's (and mike's ofc) assighned so he'll just be sitting and then he'll #hear running qnd suddenly mikes holding his arm up and rubbing against it while purring very loudly #anyways i may have written that for no one in particular but yeah theres some cat au!#st mike #mike wheeler #stranger things #stranger things fanart #byler #st mike wheeler #mike wheeler stranger things #will byers #byler fanart #st will #st will byers #its supposed to say that wills the cats favourite person idk tumblr deleted it cause something something formatting

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puppetmaster13u · 8 months

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@phoenixcatch7

I have a very important question about the Possessed Doll Au Does Alfred also have a doll or do the Justice League see this old man who looks human scolding the most terrifying member of their group- and it's somehow working

#question #possessed doll au #batman au #batman #justice league #alfred pennyworth #If Alfred has a doll I like to think it's more human than the others because he doesn't have to take it out/worry about it being damaged #or it just looks human with the face but the more you look at it the more inhuman it looks #like a wax figure that started to move on its own #But honestly I think it'd be hilarious if their first introduction to him is him scolding Bruce lol #The robins: GRANDPA :D #The JL looking at the visibly human old man: ?????#Oh the new rumors would be crazy lmao #Wait what about Damian's whole 'blood son' thing #what would *that* do to the JL's thoughts on wtf Batman is lol #“Does he even *have* bloood??” “Apparently enough to have a blood son???” “But how-” “I don't want to think about *how* thank you”#“Okay but what about the others huh what does that make them”#“Shut up I don't want to think about it”#The kids overhearing this and ready for Mischief:#also would u like a wip of some writing at some point lol #still absolutely adore this au and premise

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skellonovella · 6 days

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VN Characters as things my classmates have said (Perfect Love edition):

M!Milo: Will you clap my booty cheeks while I bend over?

Eris: (Didn't hear him) Huh?

M!Milo: Will you clap my booty cheeks while I bend over?

Eris: Yo?? 🤨

(VN by @perfectlovevn I'm so sorry, I had to do this it was too perfect)

#the things I hear in the locker room are crazy #i should draw a picture for this whole interaction #one to get practice for drawing men #two because it's hilarious cause I can imagine the exact face Eris would make if they heard him say that #I'm making this a series btw #i hear too many things to not make it a series #perfect love #perfect love vn #manipulation milo #eris #vn #yandere vn #visual novel #yandere visual novel

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castieldelamancha · 6 months

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i think it's pretty cool they managed to give us one last "jean looks like a horse haha" joke before attack on titan ended

#aot spoilers #aot finale spoilers #aot final season #jean kirstein #at least my man jean is alive #huh #i think it's gonna take me three to four business days to decide how i feel about the whole thing #there are some crazy moments fr fr #aot #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #bonus points because the moment of the joke is actually hilariously funny

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toxooz · 6 months

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been love love love LOVING all the cod art even tho I'm not into it myself, something about u drawing anything I am eating it UP

THATS HONESTLY A RELIEF TO HEAR AHAHA i get nervous cause cod is almost completely opposite of what i usually draw or even typically enjoy (which makes it all the more weird that im so obsessed with it rn) so im paranoid all the ppl who followed me for OC stuff is gunna hit the bricks so i try to hold back with all the cod fanart but the brainrot is Too Much and i just have too much fun drawing König n Ghost tbh 😭 plus the improvement alone of drawing like tactical gear n all that just makes me wanna draw even more to see how much more i can improve but im also still grossly obsessed with my ocs so im trying to even out what i draw but its great to hear u enjoy both!! 😅👋💦

#its like konig and ghosts redesign awakened a sleeper agent in me and changed my brain chemisty i really dont know what happened #i think its cause i got the game as a gift so i can play it i feel like if i didnt have the game it would be a lot less catastrophic to my🧠#IDK!! the whole thing is crazy even i think to myself ''fukcing call of duty??? how????'' sometimes its honestly hilarious #deadass havent been this obsessed with anything other than my ocs since i was like 12 with axel from kingdom hearts and boy #that was an unhealthy obsession AHAH i think since i got adult brain i can handle it better but dear god #im just letting it ride til it runs out ig PLUS even the little traction my ocs are getting from all this fanart is still traction so #hell yeah im trying to push them into the limelight too

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themyscirah · 6 months

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"I'd really rather not" IS CRAZY

also is she just eating a block of cheese in full costume

#shdiahdhasiwosjsj JESS #ALSO the whos sinestro after this is also crazy to me. oh my godddddd #the first thing simon ever said to/about jess (based on publication date) being his iconic 'i know what its like to be labeled a villain'#monologue vs. her 'id rather not' is sending me #it isnt even a personal politics thing either bc JESS CANONICALLY owns a gun. likely multiple.#i guess its more of a measure of personality than anything but all her friends were hunters too???? and so she would know ppl werent #actually like that???? motivation wise that line is strange and seems like its unaware of her backstory which like okay... understandable #for an event comic ig #its still funny though i legit forgot their enemies era was a thing for the longest time #i find that whole scenario hilarious btw #so yeah uh posting panels #panelposting #swishy liveblogs #jessica cruz

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literaphobe · 2 years

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I honestly never thought about power imbalances or anything I just kind of considered Ladrien to be inherently the most boring dynamic because they’re both like, awkward with crushes on each other which is basically never fun to watch in a kids cartoon. Marichat rarely interact thus leaving room for imagination, seem pretty comfortable with each other, would probably have some interesting potential conversations between them, and both have the heartbroken thing in common. When u factor in the whole suave hero boy x girl who is fond but not impressed schtick, it’s not surprising that it’s what most people gravitate to

With that being said though the only good long fic I’ve ever read from this fandom was based around Ladrien so maybe it’s just the show writing itself doing these dynamics a disservice lol

the only marichat ive seen so far is the time cat noir went to look for marinette when he got stood up on the surprise romantic date he prepared for ladybug and then told marinette straight up that he was in love w ladybug which was very interesting to me bc i didn’t think they’d do that and cat noir was way more demure and normal around marinette meaning that ladybug also knows hes not just badly timed puns etc etc but girlie will NOT give up on ‘adrien’ then again i think the fact that cat went looking for mari when he was really upset says a lot plus the fact that kagami thought adrien had feelings for mari…… its all so messy man

#ask #i think messy is hilarious #also yes i completely get why that dynamic appeals to people #the whole ‘i have a crush so im SUPER obsessed and crazy’ thing might not be a good thing to teach children imo #like impressionable children who don’t know what crushes are meant to feel like yet #idk its not that deep but also when u think about it cartoons feature this a lot #mlbposting

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arundolyn · 2 years

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i love how i had just checked the page for the izayoi also bc it said on the uniform section of the NOL page that “tsubaki is allowed to wear the izayoi while on duty, despite it not being part of the standard uniform”, which led me to believe oh, maybe the izayoi is her WHOLE OUTFIT that would make sense as to why it looks like ayames

......come to find out no, they did just mean the hat. so like help girl are we ignoring tsubaki’s flagrant nigh uncharacteristic disregard for uniform rules for the sake of?? historical accuracy/homage to one of her ancestors? which is honestly sorta on brand for her

#crow.txt #blazblueposting #bc like there IS art of her in a proper wings of justice uniform. like official art. a few i think?#i remember this Specifically bc they say the wings of justice are supposed to have feathers on their sleeves and for some reason #all of them i can remember have little like.. cloth things?#and that bugged me hfjkdhkh #like they make it CLEAR its Only the hat #which is very very funny considering tsubaki is just straight up not wearing literally any of her proper uniform #despite being THE rule abiding goody two shoes to the woooooorst degree ever that is her whole brand #shes more focused on upholding the law and shit than the damn imperator (until the middle of cp and all but yknow)#izanami just kinda fucks around and then she sees tsubaki going absolutely HAM doing everything in her name to keep 'order' as she sees it #and shes like oh shit lol thats fucking hilarious. im going to mind control her now #(as if she wasnt pretty much doing that already honestly. but yeah take away the REST of her free will sure)#god i love remembering tsubaki is the funniest character in blazblue bc she seems like 'normal' but shes actually insane about it #literally every character is the funniest character judging by different metrics. this franchise is going to kill me.#i love just. on one hand: crazy that tsubaki would actually violate the strictures of her job like that in a way she normally wouldnt #BUT in the other: her being soooooo obsessed with larping ayame that she goes up to? idk the head of the wings of justice #and goes pleaaaase can i wear this instead of my uniform. pretty please.#and shes so pathetic about it they cant say no #not often do i get to call tsubaki pathetic but its always funny when i do

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astrxealis · 2 years

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"scream all you like, your gods can't hear you" -> "scream all you like, the gods can't hear you" -> "scream all you like, no one can hear us" -> "scream all you like, 'cause we're all mad here"

akfbeiwhkdn OBSESSED w scream's lyrics ... so good fr. and the way it moves from 'you' to 'us'/'we' and with the context and themes in the song and the story. yeah. yeah.

#⋯ ꒰ა starry thoughts ໒꒱ *·˚#⋯ ꒰ა ffxiv ໒꒱ *·˚#'Buried alive In the coffin of who I used to be'#i think . i think uh #not sure what i was/am thinking but 'scream all you like your gods can't hear you' is one of my favorite lines from ffxiv for sure #+ ivalice raids :] <3 and a lot of endwalker and shadowbringers #and there's heavensward ... tbh i can't rmbr quotes from stormblood that well rn SOBS #oh wait i remembered some rn :O love them too <3 okay i can't rmbr for arr tho T___T #'still bound to the flame that i bear' lahabrea !!! the whole song. him and athena. gods #'No release (Rescue me) From this empty waking wonderland (Rescue me)'#the 'rescue me' is so good whahwuwgiebid i love the whole prison cage chains thing going on #pandaemonium almost feels like a. weird unreal dream at some times bcs it feels somewhat k*inky it's hilarious #but it's also really dark. and i love it #themis is making me go CRAZY. lahabrea is. he's really interesting #eric deserves better but it's almost a bit funny how babygirl he is sobs but yeah i want the best for him #athena is so interesting (+ I LOVE ALL THE GREEK REFS SM)#she's interesting bcs the idea of love is debatable w her... which of her feelings were true?#maybe she did all she did out of love for her son even with what she did. but it doesn't excuse her actions #it's all so interesting and i'm scared and excited to see where the story will go!!#i was going to say something else as well but i forgot SOBS #but yeah it's funny how lahabrea did the Thing and did the thing but Super. and that his coworker wanted to do it with him too #and a lot of the fanbase feels the same LMFAOOOO dilf T___T ......#and theres eric who is your friend and that is his dad . oh my god #anyways i love pandaemonium especially themis bcs i am so obsessed w him #i think its cool they took inspo from that evan/gelion guy! i want to watch evangleion even more now #bcs i have been exposed to it ever since i was much younger thanks to my super cool family but it's a crime i haven't properly watched #anything except for the op and a bit of the first episode #also want to get into castle/vania like i mentioned b4! all thanks to ffxiv for furthering my wants for thwse mwah #and for introducing me to evane/scense <3 it is a crime i have not learned of them sooner #sorry i'm born in 2000s T___T <//3 i would have loved them growing up listening to mc/r and etc hehe

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groupwest · 2 years

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It still feels so strange to be living here again

#it’s just bizarre. I was so depressed I was so young I got so hurt here lol. I guess I have been ignoring those thoughts #I still do think about it fairly often certain things trigger certain memories but it’s still just the same reprocessing as always #but I realise this whole thing me moving back here must be kind of actually triggering to me in a way. but I haven’t been letting myself thi #think that #it’s really so strange #just being here #I’ve almost gotten over it it’s just hard to correlate the distance between who I was and who I am #like nothing has changed but everything’s changed but it feels like it should all be the same still like time never even moved #but my mother is not here not that she’s far but she’s not here which is devistating.#and I’m so old now I’m 21 I’ve grown up im not 11 im not that stupid anymore but right now im equally as alone which is hilarious. in a way #I can’t let anything go it’s so painful #I want to text Zack so bad but I hate him I just want him to take his stupid fucking words back #so scared of the girl I love I still leave everyone every chance I get I can’t stop leaving god it sucks it’s horrible #all I have is the night. it’s literally the only constant I know. I’m crazy #it’s so easy to forget who I am. I’m so bad at spending my time wisely these days. hedonist for numb #anyway sorry I’m not writing in my diary lately so u guys get to read this crap hope u find it interesting #personal

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redcowboy1 · 3 months

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Just rewatched the first episode of oz...................

#redcowboy1’s stuff #the thing about this show is that even if sometimes it is hilariously crazy-bad when it's good it's so good you don't even care #and the first episode is groundbreakingly good and i love it so much it makes me insane #really neatly encapsulates themes and topics that get discussed during the show's whole run and just. does it in a great way #i could say much more but the thing is that i probably have said this stuff before in some other post I've made or reblogged

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hagravenholm · 8 months

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You know what that last post just made me realize? I fucking hate Sundays

#especially now. waking up to a whole day of free time and I’m broke and alone. yippee!#also no w**d. which is horrible.#:/ i want my medicine at least damn lol.#I’m probably just gonna go get ahead of some school work since that’s all my life consists of now is school and a job I can’t fucking stand #which I actually suspect is damaging my health.#since I clock in and work 7+ hours straight w no fucking breaks on this manual labor job #I take my coffee and a breakfast bar for work in the mornings and half the time I don’t even get time to finish eating or drinking my #fucking breakfast until after my shit is over 8 hours later #I want to cry. I’m sorry I know how it sounds. I just fucking hate this life I’m living sm now and a huge part of my can’t wait for it to #be absolutely over in any way. whether it be permanently or miraculous… I kinda don’t care at this point tbh #and one other thing it’s absolutely fucking hilarious to me and by that I mean it makes my blood fucking boil #hearing privileged assholes say just go to therapy hurr durr! jus go to da doctor!#motherfucking I am the working class I do no have health insurance.#not only that but I can’t afford it! lmfao like this is the way the system was set up #for people like me to work and work and work themselves to death but no one fucking gets this bc this country & older people are braindead #and lick the corpo boot clean and say the party line just work harder just go buy therapy forehead.#thanks! I’d actually love to. I’ve actually been wanting a therapist for years now.#people love to talk over me when I try to explain my material reality. it’s just a nightmare trying to get help in a system that so clearly #just wants to suck you dry to the bone for profit use up all your labor and destroy your body and leave YOU w nothing to show for it #but of course I’m just another crazy commie kid even tho I’m 27.#but no please continue everybody to shame me for not having access to therapy.#and isn’t it funny how the onus is just always on me. Like I’m so sorry that you all have to put up w my bad behavior lmao #as if I fucking knifed someone or something. as if I don’t try to apologize when I mess up. but no one EVER ever ever ever ever gives me #any fucking credit for that. for trying my best to fix mistakes I made. whatever.#I’m just complaining what else do I even have left

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bedoballoons · 8 months

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Yandere Tighnari, Venti, lyney, Freminet and Aether finding out Reader isn't really into short guys They're into someone bigger and taller {{Itto For Aether, Alhaitham for Tighnari, Nevillete for both Lyney and Freminet and Zhongli for Venti}}

I READ THIS AND WAS LIKE YESSSSSS!!! (As a short person I find this hilarious and your idea is literally genius!) I hope you enjoy and thank you so much for your request!

─⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿𝔾𝕖𝕟𝕤𝕙𝕚𝕟 ℍ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕔𝕒𝕟𝕠𝕟𝕤⊰⁠⊹ฺ✿─

{༻~Just not that into short bois~༺}

CW: Yandere themes!, characters are obsessive to the point of wanting to harm others so they can't take you, unrequited love, intense jealousy, mild angst! Lyney makes Neuvillette disappear! Also this is much longer than I meant it to be...what can I say, I like yanderes!

(Includes: Lyney, Tighnari, Venti, Freminet, and Aether!)

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𑁍༄Lyney:

Lyney had been told no many times in his life,in fact he couldn't even count how many people said he could never be a famous magician...and yet he'd proved every single one of them wrong. He simply couldn't stand not working towards something everyone else claimed was impossible, because in his eyes anything was possible, so when you confided in him about your feelings towards Neuvillette and stated that you found him more charming because of his height, even going so far as to mention you didn't really like short men as much...he just couldn't give up so easily.

He was madly in love with you, to the point it had become more than obsession, he'd seek you out anytime he'd left his home and any show he'd make sure to wink at you the moment his eyes met yours, he was so head over heels for you that he was physically unable to think about anyone or anything else. This also meant he wouldn't let anyone take you...especially just because they were taller...absolutely not.

So for his next show he planned something extra special, a magic trick truly wonderful in everyway...and as the crowd cheered, watching in awe when the box that had contained the chief of justice disappeared before their very eyes...none of them were aware he wouldn't show back up again...at least not for along while. Not until Lyney had found a way to make you love him, not until you...the most precious beautiful thing in all the world...was his.

𑁍༄Tighnari:

Tighnari stood next to you, his ears drooping with regret as he watched you flirt away with Alhaitham, his tall muscular figure drawing you to him like a moth to a flame...making you completely forget about the one who'd brought you together in the first place. It was like some cruel trick of fate...especially considering Tighnari had planned to confess his feelings for you that same day...and now it seemed like it would do no good..

He tapped your shoulder, not waiting for your response as he intertwined his hand with yours, pulling you away from Alhaitham as quickly as possible...and silently hoping you'd leave the whole situation at that. You on the other hand were not so happy with him, wanting desperately to continue your conversation with the handsome scribe..., "Tighnari what was that about? I was really getting along with-" He put a gloved finger to your lips, making you go quiet, his heart racing as he looked deep into your eyes.

"I love you...so much. I can't even really wrap my head around my feelings because they are so intense...it's like I need you just to keep going...like you're the thing I simply cannot live without. Even the air I breathe isn't as important as you are...." His confession was a bit much to say the least and adding to it was the kiss he placed on your forehead, causing you to jerk away from him.

"I'm sorry...but I don't feel that way for you..." Your words spilled out before you could stop them, your heart racing with fear at the change in his mannerisms...he didn't even respond...he just stood there...like he was plotting something and you...were about to find out just how crazy his love for you actually was.

𑁍༄Venti:

"I actually do have feelings for someone."

The second those words left your lips Ventis heart began to race, his mind clouded over with thoughts of you confessing to him and telling him you loved him...it was all he wanted. No, it was all he needed! He tried his best to calm himself down, taking a sip of wine before responding like someone who was completely clueless of the others feelings would, "Oh ho ho and who would that lucky person be hmm?"

A blush coated your cheeks followed by a sweet flustered smile that could make even Lord Barbatos swoon and boy was he...until you answered, "I like Mr. Zhongli~" You giggled nervously, not noticing how pale Venti went the second he heard the name...how the part of the wine bottle he'd been holding had shattered, much like his heart...you didn't even notice the hurt tone of his voice when he asked, "What does that old blockhead have that I don't?"

The question definitely took you by surprise, but you assumed he wasn't being serious and decided to answer truthfully, "Well he's a bit more refined...and I like his voice, but most of all he's so tall! I'm sorry Venti but I just can't imagine myself with someone...so tiny." The anemo archon was speechless...hatred seeping into his very being and jealousy getting the better of him. He stood up without another word and left, leaving you wondering what had happened...

𑁍༄Freminet:

Freminet was completely silent, his face bright red and burning with a rage he'd never felt before, his hands barely able to keep steady as jealousy ate away at his once calm heart heart. All he wanted was you...your love, that sweet smile that he craved to see everyday, but here you were, sitting Infront of him with this doe eyed look on your face as you fawned all over none other than the chief of justice. Mentioning more than once how tall and handsome he was, how incredible it would to have a man like him around.

"Enough."

You paused mid sentence, caught off guard by the amount of malice in his once kind sweet voice, watching as he stood up from his seat, your mouth slightly agape. You'd never seen him like this before...so angry and confident, it was scary...yet also a little exciting. After a moment of silence you'd worked up the courage to say something...but you didn't even manage to get a single word out as he grabbed the front of your shirt and pulled you harshly towards him, making you let out nothing more than a sharp gasp.

Your face went red, pure shock displaying itself on your features as he leaned in closer, his light purple eyes seemingly staring into your soul as his whispers grazed your ear, sending a shiver down your spine, "Hush now my love...you don't need him...I promise~"

𑁍༄Aether:

Aether was always there to help someone, so reliable in fact, that everyone called on him whenever there was a issue and including you, after all he'd saved you from many close calls...even saving your life a few times in the process and for that you were incredibly grateful, but alas you were still not in love with him. He on the other hand couldn't get enough of you, he just wanted to be near you all the time...be your hero and love you like nobody else ever could.

He...however wasn't the only person who could save someone and when the friendly neighborhood oni stepped in to save you, Aether was anything but pleased... especially when he saw the difference in how you acted. Yes your gratitude was the same...but you'd gotten all flustered at the onis impressive figure, touching the large man's chest while your face heated with such a strong blush and everyone around you cheered him on.

Aether was more than a little upset, suddenly understanding that he clearly wasn't your type and that he probably would never be, he just couldn't stand it! How could you, the person he'd do absolutely anything for...be so enraptured by someone else...just because they were bigger than him. No, he wouldn't let it stand, he'd fight for you, even if it meant doing things he could regret later on...it didn't matter, not anymore. You were all he cared about...all that mattered.

Just. You.

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ଘ(੭*ˊᵕˋ)੭* ੈ♡‧₊˚Have a nice day*⁠.⁠✧

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r3ynah · 3 months

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Married in the past, married in the present

To think that the Amity Trio would get dragged by their children (Dan and Dani) into another universe as a form of vacation and to escape the annoying palace councils, was not something to be expected in the Fenton-Nightangle-Foley-Manson family. it was due for a vacation anyways.

But here's the catch, They decided they should atleast take a two month break with each other so they can explore this universe more, but they did agree that every 2 weeks they'll pass the custody of their kids with each other.

It was very eventful to say the least,

Tucker, got adopted. by the one and only Bruce Wayne how?? he doesn't know either, the only thing he can remember was Bruce Wayne shoving a couple of adoption papers in his face, and now he was suddenly a Wayne, he certainly was not complaining he gets to use their advance technologies without it getting corrupted by his partner Danny(he loved the guy, but he needed his daily screen time too.)

He finds out about their secret identities two days in, was not completely surprised to find a cave downstairs, "Every billionare has one, you're not unique." was his words before he went on and explore the cave leaving a very confused batfam. he agreed to help them but if its only for hacking and stuff connected to technology, and to only join them if it's really a life changing scenario.

He was the second one to have Dan and Dani, so when they found out they're dad got adopted by a rich billionaire they were equally disappointed, Tucker tried to defend himself for his poor decision, to say the batfam was shocked once again was an understatement, imagine finding that their new brother had two children and two partners was lnot part of their new years plan. Dan and Dani only took a couple of hours for them to fit in.

Sam, went on and became a vigilante, under Harley Quinn and poison ivy's care, with almost the same powers as Ivy and same humor as Harley the three of them certainly became close friends.

Sam definitely had fun blowing up factories, and proceed to prank cops and officials, she had a run with the infamous batfam a couple of times, mostly Robin, the first time they've met they had a spar with their own weapons ofcourse,but at the same time all Sam could think was: 'the hell's a kid doing vigilante work?'. Eventually they have bonded over different weapons and fighting styles, Batman had atleast tried to recruit Sam who goes by Foliahàrà at some point, but was turned down quite harshly.

She was the first one to take care of their children, Ivy loved Dan's brutality and Harley adored Dani's chaotic self. so they became the fun cool aunts of the two children, they have somepoint asked one peaceful breakfast who the other parents are, But the only thing Sam had said was they'll meet them someday.

Danny becomes a villain, a mad scientist to be exact wondering what'll happen if he follows in his parents footsteps, he also works alongside with Mr.Freeze, and they discuss a cure together for Mr.Freeze's wife,.

He doesn't use his ghost powers in villainy his explanation? Phantom was for the good and peace. While Fenton-Nightangle was for the bad and destruction. it certainly was a shitshow when he first debuted, lets just say Gotham had an early snow day, about 20 meters of snow covered Gotham for a week. The worst part is that the snow doesn't melt. so the only thing they could've do was to sit and watch as only Fenton was able to melt the snow.

Danny was the last to get his kids, so as a responsible parent he let them go crazy, for the whole two weeks as long they keep their identities a secret and to be back at lunch, dinner, curfew and family night. which led to a bunch of rogues getting hunted and tied up by a pair of ghost kids. It was a peaceful quiet two weeks for Gotham.

'this is absolutely hilarious' Tucker known as Codelith mentally chuckled as his bat family including Foliahàrà who was sitting across him also tied up, he knew it was Sam the first moment he laid his eyes on her. no one does eyeliner as thick as Sam. Speaking of Sam she was glaring at him from across the room.

from different audiences it may have look like the two was going to kill eachother, but in reality its just their love language. The batfam looked at them confused.

"Codelit." Sam greeted in a annoyed tone.

"Foliahàrà." Tucker greeted in a more joyful tone.

"You two know eachother?" Duke questioned, as he eyed the two. very confused on why the two of them almost have the same green toxic light surrounding them.

"Ofcourse we do, we're ma-" Sam was cut off, by the sound of someone maniacally laughing. fate seemed to be a bitch because in strolled Joker himself holding a bloodied crowbar.

Tucker can feel Red hood relive his trauma, from where his sitting, he didn't really focused on the Jokers dramatic speech, because all he can think was the safety of his new family he grew comfortable with. thank fuck Dan and Dani aren't here.

"What's this a new birdie? Batman.. you sure like taking in a lot of children, how generous of you." this finally caught tucker's attention when as he saw joker walking towards him, his family stayed quiet but kept watching Joker's movements they looked constipated Tucker almost let out a snort but kept it in.

"Codelith wasn't it, Very unique I wonder why you picked it."Joker asked with a chuckle that made tucker want to puke. "Not talkative ey? well that's alright.

"I don't need you to talk." Joker playfully picked up his crowbar, then placed it on Tucker's shoulder dangerously close to his head."I just need you to scream."

He saw Sam trying to use her powers in the background, which unfortunately wasn't working because she's too used making exaggerated movements when using her plant powers, he remembers her saying that it makes it more easy to manipulate the greens around her, so she definitely had trouble controlling it while tied up, after all there was so little wrist movement to work with.

He sent a warning gaze to his Family and wife. to not make any sudden moves, which made Sam hesitantly stop, It was different with the batfam though they were really trying to be free from the ropes.

He returned his attention to joker, who was still waiting for an answer. "He's coming." was all he said, this only made joker grin, and the Bats confused. While Sam immediately got it.

Joker laughed fucking ugly laugh if Tucker said so himself, the rogue pointed at his new family's direction 'Who's he? can't you see new birdie they're all here no one's going to get you!"

And then Joker lifted his crowbar then struck down at Codelith's head, a awful sound resonated across the building, Fuck that's going to leave a nasty concussion. he felt blood dripping from his nose, as he heard the shouts and screams of the Bats and Sam. Oh Sam, I'm alright, Everything's okay, He can feel Foliahàrà's panic and anger from here.

Its okay, he's okay, because he's here.

Tucker grinned fucking grinned, like a villain type of grin. he looked up at Joker's direction and said:"He's here."

And then the wall blew up, making everyone in the warehouse startled, Here comes in the man itself. Fenton fucking Nightangle. with a smile plastered on his face he strutted in with full confidence, damn that's attractive Sam and Tucker agreed with each other.

"Joker." was all Fenton said, as he looked at the man with no emotion, his gaze landed on Sam then landed on Tucker who's blood was dripping on the floor, the only thing that Danny saw was green.

HURT?/PAIN?/IN DANGER.

"Mr. Fenton! are you also here to watch the show?"Joker grinned teeth showing and all. "It's such a pleasure for you to be her-"

Danny walked passed Joker, Never giving him a chance to finish, he focused his gaze infront of him and went towards Tucker and cupped his face making sure he wasn't hurt that much.

"Ah... ofcourse you would immediately go to them, so silly of me!"Joker laughed.

"What do you mean by that?" Batman asked suspicously, as he made sure the Fenton boy didn't hurt his new son.

"Don't tell me you don't know Batsy! gosh darn am I the one that'll say this so exciting." The irritating man chuckled. "Well if you didnt know Batman, Dr.Fenton, Foliahàrà, and Codelith are all married together!"

The Bats let out a gasp of surprise as they looked at the trio, who remained quiet.

"I know right! such a wonderful love story." Joker wiped a fake tear. "Too bad I have to kill you all, Dr. Fenton you might've taken the town in surprise by your so wonderful inventions, but you are nothing without your gadgets." Joker explained while twirling the crowbar in his hands.

Danny let out a chuckle, his back facing the green haired man. "I see that you've made some research about us Joker."

"Yes, you are quite right, I am married to Codelith and Foliahàrà, But there's something you've missed in your research." Fenton continued, he can hear Red robin in the background saying "I don't believe Codelith can pull two fine people." who was shushed by Nightwing.

"And what would that be? please entertain me Doctor." Joker grinned.

"My Hero name's Phantom." With that Danny made a slashing motion as he swiftly faced the Joker face to face, not even a second later half of the warehouse was engulfed by ice including Joker.

Hair white as now. skin pale as a paper, and eyes green as toxic radiation, he once again faced. The vigilantes with a smile and said:

"Well that was an eventful night, who wants Fudge?"

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