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de4dlyniightshade · 4 months

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I’d really just like to request your most feral Spencer Reid headcanons. SFW, NSFW, raunchy, tame - whatever. Just your like “I will fight anyone who disagrees, they are fact” type headcanons.

(Because I reread all your headcanons and love every single one)

I BEEN WAITING ON SOMEONE ASKING THIS! i've also just been meaning to make a hc post.

i was gonna split them into nsfw and sfw but they just ended up all mixed together 0-0

submissive and breedable spencer truther til i fucking die i'll get him pregnant don't play with me.

loves messy kisses like spit running down his chin, tongues down each others throat, desperately gripping at each other type of kisses.

maybe just me projecting and taking what mgg said as gospel truth but i fully believe that spencer loves a curvy woman, not even just for sexual reasons he also loves to rest his head on a nice big pair of boobs or thighs.

speaking of, boob guy! shamefully, but still a boob guy! adores groping your boobs whenever he can and would have your boob in his mouth 24/7 if he could, has literally fallen asleep with his head under your shirt and your nipple in his mouth.

munch! like the biggest munch ever, loves nothing more than coming home from a long day and burying his face between your thighs or having you ride his face.

knows full well that toys are his teammate and not his competitors and has no insecurities about you using toys on yourself or owning any.

does not care how well groomed you are, if you asked him what he preferred he'd be like??? it's literally none of my business???

needs lots of reassurance during sex, he just likes to know that he's doing good and making you feel good throughout the whole thing.

doesn't like talking about his sex life, especially with derek, no matter how hard he pressed and pries spencer wont let anything but the bare minimum out.

i imagine he's more drawn to a commanding woman, someone who will take the lead and teach him because of his inexperience and finds that he actually loves being dominated and hardly has any desire to dominate you.

really vocal! even though i've already said it like twice he just is, i can feel it in my bones, he's just such a whiny little baby and can't help but moan loudly any time you're touching him.

is completely against the idea of road head until you do it while you're on a long drive and it both changes his life and almost ends it bcs he swerved into the other lane which was luckily empty.

still gets shy when you kiss him in front even the team even years down the line.

learns to cook so he can make you breakfast whenever you're staying at his apartment.

on the same lines, lovesss morning sex, just that feeling of not wanting to get out your warm bed into the cold air, savouring the warmth in the best way possible.

had no idea what queefing was real until it happened and he was like genuinely so fascinated rather than disgusted.

i feel like spencer would own a bird for sure, not just bcs of gideon but he did help him realise how cool birds are which made him get one, probably a cockatiel or parrotlet with some silly name like dave.

all bark, no bite. likes to act a big game in front of others but the second you're alone he's begging and calling you mommy.

loves nothing more than waking up before you, pressing a kiss to your forehead before carefully and quietly getting out of bed to make you breakfast with the intention of bringing it to you but when you wake up before him and sneak up behind him to wrap your arms around his waist he can't help but melt.

very open to experimenting further down the line, anything you want to try he'll try at least once, except for blindfolds on himself, would be completely open to blindfolding you though.

loves public touching, not outright sex but he'd love when you subtly brush your hand over his crotch or take a handful of his ass in a public place.

teaches you how to knit and cries when you actually make him something like a sweater or even just a hat bcs he realises that's why you wanted to learn in the first place.

can't ride a bike.(this is definitely me projecting bcs i can't but i just feel like he can't okay)

lana enjoyer!!! especially if you are, he just wants to understand all the things you love and if you love lana so does he, he'd love to hear you ramble about your favourite songs and would take note of them and listen to them asap and tell you he loves them even if he didn't like some that much bcs he loves how happy it makes you.

wouldn't want to introduce you to his mother too soon but if you ended up meeting her by chance he'd be sweating buckets in case you didn't get along but you two just bond over your adoration for him and he's just so happy about it.

probably took a while to warm up to physical touch in the beginning bcs of his germophobia but when he finally does he regrets not doing it sooner.

washes his hands every single time before touching you sexually, not even for his benefit, he just wants to be as safe as possible with you.

loves elvis and almost proposes on the spot when you offer to dance with him to can't help falling in love, secretly sheds a few tears while you waltz around his apartment in your pyjamas.

okay i've definitely left stuff out that i've thought of but this is long asf so i'll leave it there😭

#💌 headcanon segment!!!∩^ω^∩#spencer reid #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #spencer reid fandom #mgg #dr spencer reid #spencer reid criminal minds #criminal minds fanfiction #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid one shot #spencer reid smut #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds oneshot #criminal minds smut #criminal minds fic #criminal minds fanfic #spencer reid fic

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dirtysvthoughts · 1 year

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oh, so y'all thought i wasn't gonna write about this? everyone's gonna suffer along with me on this thursday, bc he's literally my adonis, his sexy ass </3

general tags/warnings: boyfriend!chan, female! reader, sexting into video call sex, dirty talk, mutual masturbation, reader (kenny) is obsessed with chan's muscle groups

word count: 1.3k

notes: y'all this chan dropped this morning, had me feeling things, and then this was born, god he's so sexy, wanna suck him off so bad.. anyways, hope y'all enjoy and lemme know if ya liked it :')

imagine chan working out after his schedule, alone in the gym, finishing his last set of weights. he notices his phone light up from across the room, picking it up from where he left it on the floor. he smiles as your name appears along with the green message icon, envisioning your sweet voice as he reads your text:

baby: heyyy, how was ur day? been thinkin about you 🤍

you lie in your bed, in nothing but one of chan's t-shirts and a pair of panties. chan was coming to see you later on the day, and you couldn't wait. even though it had only been a few days since you last saw each other, you couldn't get enough of him. as your mind continues to wander, the ping of a new notification immediately brings you back to reality.

channie: it was pretty good, i'm about to finish my workout. i've been thinking about you too, pretty girl :)

you clench around nothing as you read his new message over two things. one, he called you pretty girl which always got you going; two, he was at the gym. working out. probably shirtless. all of beautifully shaped muscles on display.

you never admitted this to your boyfriend directly, but you were obsessed with his muscles. his shoulders and back are so broad and strong, you felt them up whenever you could. whenever his arms flexed while doing something, you couldn't help but bite down on your lip, thinking about what it would be like to slightly tighten his grasp when his hands were on your throat. and his abs? you so desperately wanted to sink down on them and ride chan, praising him for how sculpted he is and how he makes you feel so good.. all this was on your mind and more as you typed out your response.

baby: oh? ur working out today? 😏 knowing you, ur shirt's probably somewhere across the room 🤣

chan smirks, laughing to himself at your guess. he still had his white shirt on with his sleeves rolled up, but something in him wanted to take the conversation in a new direction.

chan: i mean, it's not, but who's to say i can't take it off right now?

chan: maybe send you a pic or two...

you freeze at the most recent message. you were already needy for him, and he was voluntarily giving you the chance? you couldn't pass this up.

baby: chan, don't tease me.. pls..

baby: if ur serious about this, then lemme see

baby: wanna have you pin me down with those arms 😩

without a second thought, chan takes off his shirt and tosses it across the room. he angles himself in the mirror correctly so you can see all of him, his left arm holding the waistband of his shorts as if he wants you to see more.

then, he takes a video, the camera facing him this time. not saying a word, he smirks at the camera as it goes from his face all the way down to his waist, making sure you could see his defined muscles up close.

he can feel his dick get hard as he types out his next message, sitting down on one of the benches, already thinking about what he would do to you later on that night.

channie: [image]

channie: [video]

channie: how is it, pretty girl? like what you see? 😏

you were already gone, hands playing with your clit outside your panties, thinking about the last time you had sex with chan. how he pinned you down, how his thrusts were so strong, and how his muscles flexed so deliciously...

you grab your phone with your free hand, and you whimper at the pics he sent you. but you're not ready when you press play on the video, moaning at how insanely hot he is, and he wasn't even doing much.

baby: fuck, channie

baby: ur so fucking sexy

baby: i need u so so bad 🥺

chan moves to lock the door of the room he was in, making sure no one could disturb or see him. he sits back down and opens up the camera again, this time taking a video of him from the waist down.

channie: [video]

channie: need you too, baby

channie: so much that my dick is rock hard now

channie: need you inside of me too

you open the video to reveal chan's big dick, his hands running up and down his shaft, his tip starting to get red. you were in a trance at how he moved, your hands starting to hurt from moving faster.

an idea pops in your head, and you find the voice recorder, tapping on it and the numbers appear across the screen.

"mmm, channie, a-ahh, channie... i'm so wet for you, i'm touching myself but it doesn't f-feel the same at all," you whine feeling your stomach starting to coil, "want you to make me come all over my sh-sheets, a-ah!"

you hit send, and sit up, not wanting to come just yet. you get your vibrator from your drawer, glancing at your phone and noticing that chan has listened and kept your dirty little voice message. seconds after, his name flashes across your screen as a video call. you toss your vibrator on the bed, and set up your phone on top of your pillows. you accept the call just before it disappears.

"damn, my pretty girl doesn't waste any time, does she?" is the first thing you hear as you lift up your shirt so he could see your lower body. you grab the vibrator and slowly place it on your clit, looking directly into the camera as you begin to grind down, loudly moaning at how it amplified how you were feeling.

"s-shit, ch-chan," is all you can manage to say in the moment.

"does it feel good, baby? i know you already wish it was me filling that tight pussy up," he groans as he goes back to touching himself. "god, you're gonna be so in for it tonight."

"i wish you were here, this vibrator only does so much, you're so much better, fuck, those pics you sent me turn me on so much.. you're so big and broad, i just want you ruin me and make me yours."

he smirks, wanting to take you further to the edge. "well, who makes you feel this good, baby? who always gets you so wet your panties are soaked? say my name, baby, tell me you're mine," he tilts his head back as he moves his hand faster on his dick.

"i'm yours, chan, i'm yours! 'm gonna cum, gonna cum, love you s-so much, are you close? " you whine, feeling your climax quickly approaching.

" 'm getting there baby, but you're gonna cum? do it for me then, baby. cum all over those sheets while you're thinking of me fucking you, can't wait to get inside of you.."

you gasp for air as you finally release all of you, chanting his name as if it was the only ting you knew. seeing you cum, chan comes into his hands, his fingers coated in his own juices.

"channie," you sweetly say as you bring your fingers to your mouth, licking them clean, teasing him by taking them in and out. "don't you wanna come taste me yourself?"

he groans out, clearly enjoying the extra show you were putting on for him. "you better take off those panties and get ready for me," he says as he comes out of view to grab his shirt. "i'm hightailing it to your place, i need to have you."

"then come make me feel good baby," you say as you blow a kiss, smiling at chan, ending the video call.

#seventeen smut #svt smut #seventeen imagines #seventeen imagine #svt imagines #seventeen x reader #svt x reader #seventeen x y/n #seventeen fanfic #seventeen x you #lee chan smut #chan smut #dino smut #lee chan fanfic #dsvtt: kenny’s works

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murkycran · 21 days

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Staticmoth/Voxval Fic Rec List

Welcome to my Staticmoth/Voxval Fic Rec List! :D

I will keep updating this periodically as I read more fics, so feel free to check back every once and a while! I'll reblog it when I update it, plus make a note with the date at the top. Trust me, this is by no means a complete list; there's fics I still want to add to this that I just haven't gotten to yet. I just decided to go ahead and post it anyways, because if I kept waiting until I ran out of fics to rec I'd probably be working on this forever.

These are not in any particular order; I'm going by both my Bookmarks list on AO3 and my memory of fics I forgot to bookmark. I also tried to make notes on what fics were written before season 1 released, but I might have missed some, so keep that in mind.

Please let me know if any links don't work!

✨Before you proceed:✨ read the tags on these fics if you decide to read them. Many of them have heavy material - no surprise given the fandom, but still, felt like this needed said. On that note, there's also fics with explicit material and some fics are straight up PWP. Again, read at your own risk/heed the tags.

Fic Rec List Masterpost

Radiostatic Fic Rec List

Misc. Vox Fic Rec List

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Freak-A-Zoid by Femalefonzie

Summary: A shortage of suppressants in Hell means that Vox is going to be enduring a heat for the first time in years. Who better than the Vees' resident pimp to help him through it? Afterall, the last thing they need is for someone to complicate the situation with "feelings" and Val was the best at keeping love and lust separate. Until now.

TLDR; Valentino plays himself.

Notes: SO FUCKING FUNNY. Cannot read this in public bc I laughed too much. Val and Vox are both idiots. Perhaps the most human depiction of them that I've seen, especially during sex. Neither of them are suave or coordinated, but by god are they trying.

system takeover by Subedarling

Summary: Velvette has never been the type to play hero. But when a mysterious new player enacts a dangerous plot to usurp the Vees' power, taking her two idiots hostage in the process, that's exactly where she finds herself. Now she has no choice but to go on an impromptu rescue mission, maintain the facade that everything is fine to the outside world, and prove why she's the backbone of the Vees—and she hasn't even had her morning coffee yet.

Vox and Val are going to owe her so hard after this.

Notes: Technically Velvette-centric but I'm including it anyway bc it does have Staticmoth; found family. She's so badass in this, I love it. The Staticmoth is very sweet. :3

even if i quit there's not a chance in hell i'd stop by Subedarling

Summary: Valentino stretches his arms over his head as he enters the kitchen, yawning. His robe is hanging loosely around him, and God, if Vox were to run his hand down his chest he could probably count all his ribs. He stops short when he sees the plates waiting for him on the counter. His eyes narrow. “The hell is this?”

“You know, most people would say thank you when their partner makes them breakfast,” Vox says dryly.

Notes: Very tender. A good kind of hurt. Deals with ED.

Parvulus by Heliosolar

Summary: Vox woke up to something... unusual. Terrifying, even. He calls Valentino, desperate for the help.

Valentino is, of course, irresponsible, and Vox is exhausted.

He just wanted to get through the day like normal, why did this have to happen?

Notes: Written before season 1. The art of Tiny Vox is not linked, but I've seen it before and it is SO CUTE. If anyone has a link, please share with me so I can link it here!

A Wager of Desire by Heliosolar

Summary: Valentino and Vox have a small dispute over something meaningless, so they make a bet.

Vox has to last an entire dinner while at Valentino's mercy.

What could go wrong?

Notes: Written before season 1 release. One of the first Staticmoth fics I read. :)

Venenum by Heliosolar

Summary: During an uneventful meeting, Vox makes the mistake of stealing a drink from Valentino.

Notes: Written before season 1 release.

Getting Railed (By Child Support) by Charnel_Goat, spappest

Summary: The female of several species can store sperm for many years prior to using it to fertilize her eggs. As it turns out, spider trains do this too.

Decades after their romantic fallout, Overlord Choo Choo Charles is knocking on Val's door to demand he take responsibility for the results. By way of kidnapping his boyfriend to lure him to his den.

Notes: One of the crackiest fics I've ever read. Vox is an idiot with a horrible sense of self-preservation and Val fucks a spider train without birth control. Just...read it, okay? I literally cannot think about this fic without giggling like an idiot every time.

Beautiful Monster by IceBlueButterfly

Summary: “You’re late,” is the first thing that comes out of Vox’s mouth.

That sharp smile somehow grows wider.

“I believe the term is ‘fashionably late’ baby,” a smooth voice with a light Spanish accent replies.

Which… okay if Vox is being honest, is kind of hot.

Screen heating up a little more, Vox shoots a bored look.

“Or just late,” he snips back. “Oh well,” he claps his hands. “Doesn’t matter, you ready to get down to business?”

“Oh baby,” a bright gleam in even brighter eyes, “I’m always ready to get down.”

Vox is already regretting this decision.

OR Moments in time throughout Vox and Val's relationship. Vox may have no idea what the moth demon will bring to his life, but neither does Val.

Notes: A very nice exploration of how Vox and Valentino's relationship evolves.

Only a Shadow by passthevoxcord

Summary: Vox shows up on the hotel’s doorstep with no memory of how he got there or who he is. They agree to house and heal him, and slowly but surely he finds joy in becoming better. Then Valentino shows up and is forced to choose between self-altering addiction and the closest he’s ever come to love.

Meanwhile, Velvette has a new potion brewing, one that will grant her more power than the Vees ever had. Only Vox and Val can stop her, but will goodness really overcome evil? Or will they be only a shadow of their former selves?

Notes: The Voxval is currently toxic and only just now being touched on in Chapter 9 of the fic; I say 'currently' because the author explains in the AN of the first chapter that both Vox and Val will go through some "self-discovery and healing". Seriously, just read it. It's very good!!

You Found Me by passthevoxcord

Summary: Long before Velvette came along, it was just them. Vox and Valentino. Valentino and Vox.

Notes: Includes some interesting headcanons for Vox and Val.

Virtual Reality by passthevoxcord

Summary: Vox gets tired of his cybernetic biology being a barrier to his sex life, so he starts a new project to fuck Valentino in VR. Val will try anything once, but he has something else in mind.

Notes: Surprisingly sweet. ^_^

Muted by passthevoxcord

Summary: Val helps a nonverbal Vox deal with sensory overload.

Notes: Sweet and tender. :)

Freaky Friday by passthevoxcord

Summary: Vox and Val wake up stuck in the other’s body, but it’s no big deal because they both know how easy the other has it. Right?

Notes: Written before season 1 release. Sweet take on the different challenges Vox and Val face in their daily lives.

Something Akin To Love Series by Awesome_Possum

Summary: Vox's taste in partners is delightfully self-destructive and that's an itch Valentino is more than happy to scratch.

It's not safe or sane, and whether or not it's technically consensual is heavily up to interpretation, but what they have is probably something akin to love.

A collection of StaticMoth fics set in generally the same continuity.

Valentino is awful and Vox is unfortunately really really into that because a control freak in the streets is a masochist in the sheets.

Notes: Has 2 parts, both very much worth reading. Very funny, lol. Vox is in a hell of his own making but enjoying it at the same time.

Update Prescription by innerfray

Summary: Vox tricks Valentino into getting his eyes checked. They're forced to confront the nature of their partnership.

Notes: One of my favorite Staticmoth oneshots. Felt like an interesting take on Val's blindness. Angst so good...

Like Moth to a Flame (Or to a Bright Blue Screen) by datweirdo

Summary: Valentino is a moth after all

Notes: Cute and funny!!! "You fucking murdered him" lmao

30 Decibels by Shortsighted_Owl

Summary: Somewhere, under the low humming of the monitors, the quiet gurgling of replacement coolant being piped into Vox body, a new noise - dry, yet somehow viscerally wet, and so very soft - made itself known, but only just.

And Valentino almost missed it. - After a fight with Alastor, Valentino watches vigil over Vox’s broken form.

(What if Vox still has organic vocal cords, and after a fight with Alastor, the synthesiser he uses to amplify his voice is destroyed. What if Valentino hears Vox’s real voice for the first time?)

Notes: Heed the tags, there is in fact body horror lol. Sweet but mildly horrific. <3

Priest, mailman, cruise captain or chef? by Destabilize

Summary: Inspired by Vox's outfits in Stayed Gone - Val and Vox try out some kinky stuff with a priest outfit, to mixed success.

Ah ha!” Val squealed with delight, wine glass drained and thrown on a sofa, “This!” Val was standing proudly by the wardrobe holding up a long red robe with a hat and some kind of sash. Vox scowled, “Is that a fucking priest outfit?”

“Si! Isn’t it fun- it’s in your colors too!”

“You wanna be a priest?”

“No baby! You be a priest and I can,” Val sidled up and leaned down, puffing some smoke in Vox’s face, snaking an arm around his waist, “lead you astray...”

Notes: Surprisingly cute and funny! Vox fails epically at roleplay and it is hilarious.

riding out the drop by spoondrifts

Summary: Like he’d said before, killing Alastor was Vox’s kink, not his. He had been prepared to sit back and enjoy the temporary chaos until Vox got over himself.

What he hadn’t accounted for was the possibility that Vox was exactly as obsessive, bitter, and desperate for Alastor’s acknowledgement now as he had been seven years ago. Distance hadn’t made the heart grow fonder: distance had made a highly detailed revenge scrapbook complete with a conspiracy corkboard done up in red string.

Or: Valentino gets fed up with Vox's fixation on the radio demon. They fuck about it.

Notes: Features (sex favorable) asexual!Vox! :D (I lowkey headcanon him as ace ever since the "better than sex" comment)

Featherstone by spoondrifts

Summary: “To me,” Vox told the baby, “it seems like bad parenting to leave your helpless kid for a whole month with two unstable psychopaths and their parole officer. But hey. Who am I to judge.”

No intelligent reply was forthcoming.

Or: not-so accidental baby acquisition, starring the three least responsible idiots this side of the Pentagram.

Notes: Big Vees as family vibes. Wish so desperately this was canon.

vark attack by tarltonnnnn

Summary: Valentino has to petsit Vark for a day. Chaos ensues.

Notes: Written before season 1 release. Vark is a big dumb (and very cute) baby.

Unplugged by pinkpunchy

Summary: Vox looks like he’s going to vomit. Valentino frowns.

“For the one who suggested this, you’re being a real pussy.”

“Fuck you! Just give me a sec.” Vox spits out, muttering darkly as he adjusts his shoulders on the pillows, trying to arrange his body for the moment he loses all function. Valentino, despite his impulsive nature, waits patiently. His manicured nails drag along the spot where cable and port connect, thumb smoothing up and down the flat surface surrounding it. Vox’s breath is coming faster now, not slower, something Valentino is tuned into as naturally as his own breathing.

“Hey.”

A large hand grasps a corner of Vox’s screen, tilting it up and putting an immediate stop to his fidgeting. Valentino smiles, red eyes narrowed to slits.

“Do you trust me?”

Notes: Sex as a...trust exercise? Lol I'm joking, but seriously. Sweet and hot at the same time.

Electric Desires: Lust, Power, and Unspoken Longings in Hell by Dani69696969

Summary: Vox is starting to get fed up with Angel Dust being the only thing Val talks about when Vox is right there, ripe for the taking. Inspired by Vox looking happy that Angel might have quit in Episode 2.

Notes: Very sweet. Plot with porn. :)

The Art of Pimping by MarenRose

Summary: Desperate to close a deal with one of the most lucrative investors in Pride, Vox does the unthinkable and pimps out Valentino for a one-time date. What could go wrong?

Notes: Vox's jealousy and possessiveness really brings out his stalker side in this lmao. Vox is a little pathetic and that makes his jealousy all the more funny to me. :D

Welcome to VoxTek Enterprises! by MarenRose

Summary: Subsequently, Valentino, of all people, has become the office’s saving grace.

(A series of VoxVal ficlets through the eyes of Vox’s assistant)

Notes: Pretty funny! Vox's assistants are really going through it. One of the tags is "Imagine being happy to see Valentino" lol.

(Fic rec list to be continued)

#hazbin hotel #staticmoth #voxval #hazbin vox #hazbin valentino #fic rec list

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ticklish-n-stuff · 1 year

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Ler!Akaashi x gn!reader

I've been feeling stressed with finals coming up and since I kin Bokuto's mood swings I decided to write some ler Akaashi to ease my soul huehehdhwjfh yes I am an Akaashi simp too

Also I'll most likely stick to writing their timeskip vers. bc Akaashi with glasses >>>>>

This is my first Haikyuu fic so I hope it goes well~

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Akaashi x gn!reader (romantic)

Lee: reader

Ler: Akaashi

Warnings: Tickles!

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"Ugh!!" You let out an exasperated groan, having just returned to your shared apartment after a long day of walking all over campus, leaving your legs and back aching. Not to mention the sudden rain, drenching you into looking like a wet puppy. You went to take a warm shower to try to de-stress. Coming out feeling a bit refreshed, wearing your comfiest pjs, but still tired. And the thought of the countless exams and projects you had coming up was enough to get your anxiety kicking up.

You sat down at the foot of the bed, trying to get your breathing back to normal, but no nice thought was enough to get you to fully calm down.

As if sent by an angel, you suddenly felt a warm pair of arms wrap around your middle and before you knew it, Akaashi pulled you onto his lap.

"It's okay, it's just me" he gave you a soft smile as he started rubbing soothing circles along your back. He took a few deep breaths along with you until your body eventually relaxed in his embrace. Once he saw you more at ease, he asked: "What's got you feeling like this, love?... If you don't want to talk about it, that's fine too". He gently grabbed your hand, softly rubbing his thumb along your knuckles for extra comfort.

You let out a deep sigh before speaking. "I just... feel so stressed with all the exams and projects piling up... I feel like I'm gonna go crazy" you let out a dry chuckle before sighing once again, leaning your head against his chest. The sound of Akaashi's heartbeat was enough to make you feel more at peace, but still, as your boyfriend, he prioritized your well-being and wouldn't stop until he knew you were feeling better.

"I know it's a lot, but you are capable of accomplishing whatever you set your mind to. And whenever you're struggling, I'll be there to help you back up".

You couldn't help the soft smile that formed on your lips at hearing his words. Akaashi had always been the supportive type, always there even at your lowest of moments.

He felt a bit relieved at seeing your little smile as he gently rocked you back and foward. "So, is there anything I can do to make you feel better? Get you a snack? Watch a movie together?... Maybe...~" his tone slowly shifted to a more playful one as he gently walked his fingers up your side, making you gasp and jolt from the touch. Your reaction only made Akaashi's grin go wider. "Would you like that?~" he knew how easily flustered you got simply by the word "tickle". Usually he'd use that against you but today decided to go easy on you. Of course you couldn't pass up such an offer, maybe laughing your worries away was all you needed for tonight, so you gave him a soft nod. Feeling too flustered to properly reply.

He gently layed you down along the bed, looming over you with a playful glint in his eyes. The giggles involuntarily bubbling out of your chest out of aniticipation of what's to come.

"Already laughing? I haven't even touched you yet" he let out a soft chuckle at your silly reaction before leaning in close to whisper into your ear. "Tell me when you've had enough".

Without saying anything else, his hands snuck under your shirt. His cold fingertips making contact against your warm stomach, causing you to jump at each touch "K-Keijihihi...!".

Akaashi could feel his heart flutter at the sight of you whinning out his name through your cute giggles, this only made him want to tickle you more. His short nails now softly scribbling along the sides of your tummy.

You involuntarily slapped your hands over your mouth, trying to muffle the embarrassing sounds that were pouring out of it. All while your body twitched and squirmed with each scribble.

"Hmm... have you gotten more ticklish?" he asked with his usual stoic-looking face, and yet the question was enough to make your face errupt on the spot.

"N-nohoho I hahahaven't!" you tried to defend yourself, but the cute giggles and snorts coming out were betraying you.

It took a lot of willpower for Akaashi to not laught from your reactions, but he managed to keep his composure. "Are you sure? You seem more wiggly than usual" he enphasized his point by giving a soft poke to your navel, causing you to want to jump out of your skin as you squeaked.

"You're juhust seeing thihihings!!" you reached out to weakly hold onto his wrists as his fingertips kept playfully teasing the small tickle spot under your shirt. You couldn't really do much to defend yourself in this situation, and it's not like you wanted to. But damn was it still flustering as heck!

At your words, Akaashi abruptly stopped the tickling. He then took off his glasses and cleaned them against his sleeve before putting them back on. "No no, you're definitely very squirmy tonight. I mean, just look at you when I do this—" as he said that, he gave your hips a squeeze, making you buck your hips as you let out a surprised screech.

"Okahahay I get it! I think that's enough for one night..." you softly chuckled as you catched your breath, except this time it was from laughing so much. "Umm... thanks for that" you said shyly, averting his gaze.

Akaashi's lips turned into a soft smirk as he gently held your chin to force you to look at him and before you could question him he leaned in for a tender kiss on your lips. Once he broke it off, you let out a deep breath you didn't realize you were holding. Smiling like a lovestruck fool the entire time. He couldn't help but smile back as he layed down next to you and held you closely. The both of you instantly drifting off to sleep with the purests of smiles.

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I didn't proofread, sorry not sorry

Also writing this made me realize how much I miss these boys 😢💖💖💖

#haikyuu #haikyuu tickle #tickle fic #haikyuu tickle fic #haikyuu x reader #keiji akaashi #x reader #akaashi x reader #ler!akaashi #lee!reader

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ticklishfiend · 2 years

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Off-Button (My Hero Academia)

Pairing : Lee!Kaminari Ler!Bakugou

A/N : oh my god who new scumbag could actually post again, it's a marvel. no but fr, i've been lurking around the tickle tags forever and reading all of yall's amazing fics and i couldn't help getting back into it, even for just one fic. this isn't tickletober, i do not have the patience for that (u guys having the willpower to make something new every single day is fucking astounding to me idk how u do it lol), but i hope u guys enjoy it anyways! as always, please like and reblog if u can bc i really appreciate the support :D enjoy!! <3

Summary : Denki is incapable of being quiet during Bakugou and Kirishima's movie night they invited him to. Bakugou can't stand it, and decides to take matters into his own hands.

Word Count : 3359

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What the absolute fuck was Spiky Hair thinking when he invited that energy filled blabber mouth to their movie night.

Denki hadn’t shut up since he got into the damn room, his mouth seemingly going for an exercise run when the movie started and he got to make his own commentary. Katsuki was hoping for a nice, relaxing time with his boyfriend, watch a horror movie or two so Eijirou would snuggle close for comfort, and just all around actually enjoy his evening.

But goddamnit if Denki wasn’t just the right man for disturbing the peace.

“Holy shit, did you see that?! That head went FLYING! It looks like someone throwing a football to a field goal! Wait, is it a field goal? Kiri, what’s the difference between a touchdown and a field goal? I’m not much of a football man, more of a baseball kinda guy. Although, I’d never turn down tickets to the Superbowl if I ever got the chance. You know they have these huge performances in the middle of the game where famous singers take over the field and just go ham?! I’d go just for that! But not if-”

Katsuki was going to become the next serial killer in a blockbuster horror movie if Denki didn’t shut his fucking mouth soon.

He glared at Eijirou, who was grinning from ear to fucking ear. Oh he did this shit on purpose. He hangs out with Sparky way more than Katsuki does, able to withstand his constant rambling in a way the short-tempered teen has never been able to understand.

It’s not that Katuski dislikes Denki, though he would never ever fucking admit that out loud. He actually finds him funny sometimes, especially when paired with Sero. The two would probably make a good stand-up duo if Denki wasn’t the type to steal the microphone away just to ramble about every stupid thought that popped into his mind.

But overall, Katuski does enjoy his company…most of the time.

“-I mean I don’t hate vegetables, but I’m not gonna pick them if I have the choice, y’know? Like if I have the choice between a beautiful bowl of pre-packaged ramen and a fucking green bean, I’m going with the ramen every single time, no question. Oh, but fruit though? That’s a whole different story-”

“Holy shit do you have a FUCKING off button?!” Katsuki shouted to Denki’s spot on the floor, feeling Eijirou give his shoulder a tight squeeze in return. Katsuki whipped his head around to find a disapproving gaze that really pissed him off. “What?! This is supposed to be a movie night, but I haven’t been able to hear the damn thing for it’s entire fucking duration! He’s ruining it!”

“You don’t have to be rude,” Eijirou whispered with a frown. Denki had fallen unusually quiet, and though they couldn’t see his face from their spots up on the couch, they knew what that meant. Katsuki knew what that meant, and damn Eijirou for giving him the ability to feel empathy for others.

Katsuki sighed through a groan, pushing himself off the couch and onto the floor next to Denki. Both were quiet, just sitting next to each other and watching the movie together in an uncomfortable silence.

“I’m sorry for ruining your movie night,” Denki mumbled into his arms which were now propped crossed on his knees. Katsuki pinched his lips together, gaze refusing to avert from the screen.

“You didn’t ruin shit, idiot,” he said, his tone much softer than before. “ Our fault for thinking you could actually be quiet for an hour and a half.”

“Katsuki,” Eijirou threatened from the couch, his inflection enough to make Katsuki realize his mistake in words.

“It was a joke, relax,” Katsuki grumbled like a teen to a scolding parent. Finally looking over at Denki, he started to feel his guilt bubbling to a boil. He cringed hard when he realized what needed to be said, feeling the words practically squirming in his chest with utter discomfort. “I’m…sorry. Okay? I’m sorry,” Katsuki rubbed his face anxiously, basically covering his mouth like it would make his words unheard. “I just like watching shit in silence, alright? Nothing personal, you moron, just…agree to disagree, I guess.”

Denki sat there for a moment. He was letting Katsuki’s apology settle in his system like swallowing a pill he’d never taken before. Bakugou…apologized to him. Actually said the word sorry, and TWICE at that. He couldn’t help the smile that tugged at his lips.

Denki launched himself at Katsuki, throwing his arms around him tightly before Katsuki had the chance to realize he was fucking hugging him. Katsuki quickly shoved him off like he had a disease, but that smile never left Denki’s face.

“Don’t fucking touch me, Sparky! This changes nothing!”

“You like me!” Denki beamed, repeatedly poking at Katsuki’s arm like it would make him realize it himself. “You said sorry, you apologized to me! Kirishima, we’ve gotta throw a party or something, bake me a cake--shit, bake Bakugou a cake! This is a real turn of events, my friends, a real turning point in our friendship if I do say so myself,” Denki sighed happily, criss-crossing his legs and facing Katsuki with a wide smile. “You like me.”

Katsuki growled at the notion. He couldn’t even deny it, the bastard was right. But he didn’t have to be so damn smug about it.

Then, like his guardian angel was sending him telepathic messages on how to fucking destory this loser, he remembered something. Something very interesting.

Last week, Sero and Denki had been roughhousing on the floor of the common rooms over something Katsuki couldn’t care less to find out about. All he knew was that Denki had been the annoying little shit he always is, and Sero was finally retaliating against it and winning. He had Denki in some weird wrestler hold, his arms held firm behind his back as he kicked and struggled and refused to apologize for whatever annoyance he had caused.

Then, there was a screech. A loud one, followed by bouts of hysterical laughter and far more thrashing than before. Sero was tickling at his ribs with his free hand, fingers never relenting from the one spot he had a firm ticklish grip on. Denki pleaded and begged, and eventually with enough persuasion, Denki apologized.

Denki is ticklish, and apparently ridiculously so. This could be helpful. This could be vital.

“I suggest you shut your mouth right now before I find that fucking off button myself,” Katsuki threatened, his eyes peering through his brow in the way a predator would before striking its prey.

“Oh c’moooon, you wouldn’t hurt your best friend, would you?” Denki creened through a grin before giggling with his tongue stuck between his teeth. Such a little shit, he was really milking this for all it’s worth.

“Not gonna hurt you, fucknuts. But I am gonna make you regret everything you just fucking said,” Katsuki growled before shoving Denki onto his back, the electric blonde letting out a confused yelp as he went down flailing. Katsuki kept his hand pressed firmly on Denki’s chest, pinning him to the floor with ease as he clambered on top.

“Woah, we turning this duo into a trio or what, KitKat?” Kirishima chided in, having been scrolling on his phone for the past minute before realizing the action that was happening right before his eyes.

“Can it, idiot. I’ve got business to attend to here,” Katsuki growled before turning back to Denki with an evil grin. “You ticklish, Sparkplug?”

Denki’s eyes went wide before immediately throwing his arms around himself to protect his torso. “Nope.”

“Ohoho really? You seem awfully nervous for someone who ain’t ticklish,” Katsuki wiggled his fingers in the air menacingly, like a predator about to strike. “And if I recall correctly, Sero had you pretty fuckin’ beat the other day after you tried your luck annoying the shit outta him too.”

Denki’s lips pressed together tightly, the corners wobbling in a vain attempt to keep from giggling already. He shook his head vehemently. “No idea what you’re talking about,” his words came out quick, curling his lips under his teeth as soon as his talking ceased.

“Oh yeah? Well how ‘bout I jog your memory a bit; get that pea-brain of yours back up to speed, huh?” Katsuki slowly moved his wiggling fingers down towards Denki’s sides, the electric blonde unable to keep his giggles in any longer as they flowed out of him through puffs of air through his nose and a bouncing chest filled with butterflies. He swatted slapping hands at Katsuki's quickly, trying to both fight back while also protecting himself at the same time. His elbows stayed glued to his ribs while his hands uselessly bat at the weapons of mass destruction easing towards his torso.

“No, nonono nohoho wahahait,” he giggled nervously, having yet to even be tickled but unable to keep it at bay any longer.

“Nah, it’s too late for that shit,” Katsuki growled before finally striking, fingers pinching strategically at the boy’s sides right below his ribs. Denki screeched, back arching and legs kicking out behind his tormenter as he reached down to grip Katsuki’s wrists and try to push them away, but it was futile. Giggles poured from him with ease, interlaced with squeals when Katsuki’s fingers came just a bit too close to his ribs for comfort.

“Ahahaha! Wahahait, c’mohohon! Dohohon’t!” Denki shook his head, trying to find any relief from that torturously funny sensation Katsuki delivered to him through gentle pinches and scribbles.

That was another thing throwing Denki completely for a loop; Bakugou was being so gentle. He expected rough digging, hard squeezes that would leave him gasping for air and swirling punches. But instead he got agonizingly tame, insanely ticklish pinches that had him already nearly pleading for mercy.

“Don’t? Please, you asked for this as soon as you tried fucking with me. I was even being nice to you before, idiot. But noooo, you just had to keep poking the damn bear, didn’t you?” Katsuki emphasized his metaphor by sporadically poking all over Denki’s torso, at his belly, then his sides, up to his ribs, and even his chest, which Denki didn’t know could feel as ticklish as it did.

Denki giggled hysterically, squirming like a worm with his arms pulled close, basically giving up the fight and letting Katsuki do as he pleases. He knew he wouldn’t win if he tried, so he might as well let it happen until Bakugou tires himself out with it.

That is, until, Katsuki’s thumbs found their way into the hollows of Denki’s armpits. Denki squealed loudly, his heels digging hard into the carpet with every kick as his head turned to try and smush his red face into the floor beside him.

“Oh, sweet spot, huh?” Katsuki grinned, thumbs practically glued to that little spot under Denki’s arms that kept the boy cackling and squirming like crazy. “You seeing this, Kiri? Think he’s gonna keep messing with me after this?”

Eijirou chuckled, phone now beside him on the couch as he enjoyed the show before him. “Oh definitely. Guy’s a glutton for punishment.”

“Yeah, well, we’ll see about that after I’m done with him.”

Denki blushed deeply, turning his head towards Kiri and opening a single eye as best he could with his face all scrunched in laughter. “Kirihihieehehe! Pleheheease! Hehehelp me!” he gasped for air through giggles, talking through his hysteria quite the difficult task. “Mahahake him stohohop!”

“Oh no, absolutely not. You got what’s coming to you, gigglebox, and I’m not interfering with him when he’s like this,” Eijirou couldn’t help but laugh along, the boy’s laughter too contagious to help it.

“You could always help me, y'know? Cause you already know what I’ll do to you if you don’t, gigglebox,” Katsuki sent Eijirou a wicked smile, fingers still tickling the boy under him relentlessly. Eijirou blushed, before getting up from the couch with a sigh.

“Sorry, Denks, nothing personal,” he apologized with a giggle, obviously not sorry in the slightest. He sat down above Denki’s head, giving his hair a little tussle.

“Nohoho! You dohohon’t hahahave to do thihis!” Denki’s squirming increased before letting in a big gasp of air as Katsuki’s assault finally relented, though his arms stayed glued tightly to his sides. “C’mohon, man, we’re friehehends!”

“Yeah, yeah, we’re friends, man. And no, I don’t have to do this,” Kiri grinned before grabbing Denki’s wrists, trying to pull them up above his head. Denki tried hard to keep them down, unable to keep the giggles to himself in pure anticipation, repeating “nonononohoho!” as he felt Kiri winning the fight for his hands. They came to a standstill when his hands were near his face, Denki pulling hard to keep them down. “But I kinda want to, y’know?” Kiri giggled, giving Katsuki a look. “A little help, love?”

“No problem,” Katsuki smiled before bringing his fingers up to flutter softly at Denki’s neck and ears. Denki squealed, high-pitched giggles escaping as he struggled to keep his strength, too focused now on trying to protect his neck with his shoulders. This allowed Kiri to finally pull his arms up above his head and pin them there by the wrists, Denki whining loudly and kicking his legs out in protest.

“Plehehease! I’m sorry, okahay, don’t tickle mehehee!” He pleaded, bringing his knees up to drum against Katsuki’s back.

“Don’t care, didn’t ask,” Katsuki said before bringing his fingers down to flutter softly against Denki’s armpits through his shirt, the boy squealing and screaming out a “no!” in response before falling helplessly into giggles and cackles. “Plus, this is kinda fun.”

His fingers fluttered and spidered for a while, relishing in Denki’s frantic laughter. Katsuki got bored of the flutters after a while, switching to pinching up and down Denki’s ribcage with gentle precision.

“Nohohoho! I cahahahan’t, mahahan, plehehease! It tihihickles!” Denki shoved his face into his now raised arm, trying to muffle his giggles and hide his flushed face.

“Damn right it tickles, I’m tickling you,” Katsuki looked at Eijirou with a mocking shake of the head and a sigh. “This fuckin’ guy, amirite?”

“His face is so red, man. I think he’s embarrassed ~,” Kiri cooed down towards Denki’s face, giggling at the squeal his words brought.

“I’m nohohot! I’m nohohohot!” Denki shook his head into his arm, squirming even harder and screaming as one of Katsuki’s hands came up to flutter at the open side of his neck, the other still preoccupied at his ribs.

“He’s tryna deny it, Kiri,” Katsuki tsked before bringing his face closer to Denki’s. “You know what we do to liars around here?”

“Nohoho!” Denki cried, not sure if he was replying to Katsuki’s teasing question or just yelling out his preferred word to cry out in ticklish agony.

“Weeeeee…” Katsuki paused both his sentence and his tickling, his hands standing still in the spots they were last playing with. Denki continued to giggle through his panting breath, body tense in anticipation and eyes squeezed shut tight. Seconds passed and still, nothing. Curiosity killed the cat, but Denki couldn’t help opening one of his eyes hesitantly and looking up at Katsuki’s wicked grin.

Then, he screamed when Katsuki’s hands shot down quickly to squeeze at his hips, falling yet again into helpless cackles. “...tikitikitikitikitickle them!”

“Ahahahaha gohohohod! Thahat’s sohoho- pppffttt hahahaha! -stuhuhupihihid!” Denki shook his head in protest, kicking and bucking his hips like he could knock off his tickler with one good throw. Obviously it didn’t work, and Katsuki continued to tickle him while staying put like he was riding a bull.

“Oh, you callin’ me stupid now? Do you really think that’s the smartest move to make when I’ve got you squealing like a little girl for saying some stupid shit earlier?’”

“I juhuhust said- gahahahaha nohoho! -thahat you lihihike mehehee!”

“Yeah and how did that turn out for you?” Katsuki asked before scribbling his hands over Denki’s waist, the boy screeching and giggling frantically in response.

“Bahahahad! Sohoho bahahahd!”

“That’s what I thought,” Katsuki grinned before going back to poking around Denki’s belly, a much easier task now that Denki’s flailing arms were out of the equation. “How’s about we find that little off button we discussed earlier, huh? Maybe we can finally get you to shut your trap for once.”

Eijirou giggled with a shake of his head. “You are so mean, Katsuki.”

“Yeah, yeah, you love it,” Katsuki looked at Denki’s face, grinning at the blush he wore and the giant smile overtaking his features and making his nose scrunch up all cutely. “And from the looks of it, so does this little guy. You enjoyin’ yourself up there, dumbass?”

Denki’s belly bounced through his giggles, much softer than before now that he was just being poked at, but still frantic as his belly was very ticklish. “Nohoho!”

“I think that’s the word of the day. ‘No, no, no,’ it’s all you’ve said since we started this shit. You mean that? You want us to stop? Cause hey, say the word and playtime’s over, Sparkplug.”

For the first time since their little tickle fest started, Denki had nothing to say. Just a response of happy giggles and an even brighter blush that he yet again tried hiding in his arm.

“Well would you look at that! Seems like our friend here has some sense after all,” Katsuki smiled up at Eijirou, who rolled his eyes fondly. The redhead already knew Denki didn’t mind the tickles as much as he loved to claim he did, so he wasn’t surprised in the least to find him happily allowing them to continue the torment.

Katsuki’s pokes never ceased, like they were still on the hunt. “So, about that off button…” He hummed curiously, his pokes traveling all around his belly, sides, and ribs like in a search. “Oh, I know. How about riiiiiight…here!” He stuck his finger in Denki’s bellybutton, scratching and poking at it gently but very obviously efficiently, as the blonde under him let out a loud squeal before his laughs fell silent. Just a bouncing chest and belly with occasional gasps for air to prove he was still laughing up a storm on the inside.

“Hehey, I think you found it! See, he’s gone all quiet now!” Eijirou boasted, looking down at Denki’s hysterical expression with a chuckle.

“Well ain’t that a relief,” Katsuki said, eyebrows shooting up when Denki’s cackles and shrieks returned in a wild new wave. “Guess we know how to shut him up now. Just a little tickle right in this off-button and we’ve got a nice night of peace and quiet,” he said with a hint of sarcasm, as Denki’s laughter had never been louder than now.

Finally, Katsuki’s assault ceased, giving Eijirou a nod to let his arms go. Denki brought them down over his belly protectively, rolling over on his side to curl into a ball of giggles when Katsuki got off and sat next to him.

“So, you still think I like you, numbnuts?” Katsuki asked, grinning proudly as his boyfriend rubbed Denki’s back.

“Ehehe…yeah, kinda,” Denki looked at Katsuki over his shoulder. “I mean, you did just have a tickle fight with me, man. Not really something non-friends do with each other.”

“Hey, not a tickle fight. I didn’t see you getting any jabs in there, did I?” Katsuki said with a poke to Denki’s side, the boy flinching with a yelp before scooting closer to Eijirou like he’d protect him from mean ‘ole Bakugou.

“Fine, a tickle attack then. Either way…” Denki tilted his head with a smug expression, a smile still very present on his face. “...you totally like me.”

Katsuki rolled his eyes before getting up and plopping himself back on the couch, grabbing his phone to scroll like nothing happened. “Whatever, idiot. Just know who you’re messing with.”

Denki giggled, looking up at Kirishima who shook his head with a fond smile. “Trust me, I am very well aware.”

There was a comfortable silence between the three of them before they all seemed to realize at the same time, it wasn’t actually silent in the room.

The movie was still on.

“Oh fucking hell you’ve gotta be KIDDING ME-“

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A/N : hope y'all enjoyed! im working on another fic rn but don't plan on that coming out super soon, y'all know how long it takes me to write sometimes and i've kinda been drowning in schoolwork lately. college is truly a different experience LMAO. anyways, much love y'all imma go do some homework and hopefully get some sleep tonight.

#tickle fic #my fic #tickling #tickle community #mha tickles #mha tickling #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #anime tickles #anime tickling #bakugou katsuki #denki kaminari #eijirou kirishima #ler!bakugou #lee!denki #ler!katsuki #lee!kaminari

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tecchous-thicc-buttocks · 10 months

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what do you like doing in your free time?

why is your name clenched buttocks (I wanna know the reason, pls its so funny lol)

what are things you're good at? (own it babe) (and i don't mean 'babe' in a weird way - just gotta clear that lol)

do you have a best friend?

do you write OG stories and/or fanfics?

one thing you hate about yourself

one thing you love about yourself

do you want a pet? if so, what pet and why

(pls at this rate, its sounding like an interview, so sorry 😂 i'm just...i have a lot of time in my hands and i decided to do this for no particular reason)

fave type of music?

what made you like bsd? and did you always like it? (cause for me, i didnt like it too much at first but it grew on me the second time around)

have you read the bsd light novels and what's your fave light novel if yes?

any pet peeves?

what's your 'ideal' partner (do you have a type like Kunikida or are you fine with anything as long as you're having fun)

Would you rather be single and rich or taken and with a normal salary?

are you happy with where you work/study?

what's your dream career?

what's the app you use the most?

would you rather draw or write?

*** (P.S just pick the ones you want to answer) **

i think im going to look like a weirdo asking so much questions but whatever. at least we dont know each other HAHA i hope you have a good day. <3 and also i love your analyses. just keep posting what you like. i find some of your posts funny lol

good day.

(# you asked and i delivered) (# just me looking for an excuse to use this line) (# cause you said you wanted more questions in your other post TT) (# also ik this isn't a real tag but i wanna be ✨creative) (# fan behavior? idk anymore lmao) okay bye mwa <3

KHJDKJKSAJDGKJSFKG I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU I WILL BEGIN ANSWERING NOW

i have no free time. I either overwork myself or sleep. however, assuming that i've got a sliver of time to do something, I swap from one obsession to the next <3 rn it's going for insanely long bike rides and turn down every road I feel like until I'm lost,, and going to the gym like an absolute maniac bc i want my arms to be the size of a regular adult's legs

my username is what i desire in life. it is was I strive to be worthy of. it is beauty and life itself, it is the culmination of the universe's most wonderous accomplishments all squished into two raging enormous, gargantuan muscular earth shattering sea trembling ass cheeks 😩😩 (BUT in all seriousness I chose this bc I felt like having tecchousthiccthighs wasn't quite as pleasant??? eheheh buttocks is a funny word)

MY TALENT IS SAYING ANYTHING THAT CROSSES MY MIND TO STRANGERS i've been on this spree lately where I just straight up call anyone pretty when I run into them and HOLY MOLY PPL ARE SO CUTE ABT IT this is your sign to compliment someone today ✨✨ but nah baby i'm good at everything it's a curse ngl (U CAN CALL ME WTV HUN IT'S OK KJKDJFKJS UR SO ADORABLE WHAT)

no best friend bc i can't do commitment and bully friends that get too close to me 😍😍 BUT i'm gonna tag @bellyjellyfish for being my one and only and somehow not hating me thru my unironic "uwu" phase <33

I wrote a 700 page story when I was 12 and it remains unfinished bc I kept rambling and there was no plot 🕴️I love writing but abandon a whole lot of works bc I dream up the rest of the plot and go "oh well why write it now i've been there done that" I DO WRITE FANFICS 👁️👁️ I have a wp account where i wrote a bunch of awful stories and it still stands to this day! (no i will not disclose it don't even try me grr)

I hate how sexy I am 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

I love how sexy I am 😳😳😳😳🥶🥶🥶🥶😜😜😜😜

I WANT A TARANTULA I WANT A TARANTULA I WAS A CHILEAN RED KNEE TARANTULA AND I WANT ONE SO BADLY OMFG I've always liked spiders but the ppl I live with would absolutely kick me out if I got one??? once i live on my own i'm def buying two cages so that whenever I have guests, I just put out the empty cage, hide the real one, and be like "oh no what happened to billy my tarantula, he escaped again :(" just to wreak havoc

(HAHA NO IT'S OK I USUALLY DO THIS TO OTHER PPL SO I APPRECIATE U SM LOL SLIDE INTO MY DMS BBG)

fav type of music is classical bc i'm edgy and not like other girls 🤩🤩🤩 something about la campanella just hit so hard when I was like 10 that I have taken it and ran, but I do listen to rnb a lot, never in just one language tho bc sometimes english sucks my d

I liked bsd as soon as I saw ranpo's silhouette in the first episode, I was like "him. I want him 🏃‍♀️" but it was solidified in my head as soon as I saw natsume bc 1) he's hot AF IT'S NOT FAIR I WANT HIM 2) I had been reading his irl works and fell in love, so I started exploring other bsd authors and it introduced me to gogol (i'm so in love with his writing style it's not ok) soooo yeah :)) I started reading bc someone (you know who you are) liked chuuya and I haven't looked back since, tbh it's one of my favs just bc of the characters and their depth

I've read all the light novels I could get my hands on, and I have to say stormbringer FOR THE ONLY, SOLE REASON THAT I AM IN ABSOLUTE LOVE WITH ADAM

pet peeve hmmmm idk??? i'm chill with everything except pickles I hate those mfs, but if I had to chose smth it would be when someone shoves a ship down my throat (it's me i'm bitches go stan satosugu rn)

no ideal partner! I'm aro fyi, but also I feel like I'd be chill with just abt anything?? if u match my energy, we can be partners in chaos and i'll feel understood, and if you don't, I get to learn abt a different kind of lifestyle and get to have someone sane to hold me down (or to corrupt), so either way it's a win. I find culture to be incredibly attractive, speak a language I don't or tell me about a tradition of yours with a wholesome smile and I'd move mountains for you 💖💖 teach me abt something that you're emotionally invested in and an expert, and I'm literally yours <3

haha i don't ever wanna be in a relationship so i'll take being rich,, but honestly it ain't about the money, i'd want to have a normal salary and be taken, but it just ain't my vibe ?? dunno how to explain erm-

dream career is racecar driver YOU TRAVEL ACROSS THE WORLD TO ICONIC DESTINATIONS YOU GET PAID INSANE MONEY AND YOU GO VROOM VROOM VERY FAST WHILE CONSTANTLY ALMOST DYING WHAT ELSE DO I NEED IN LIFE????

app i use most is my local library app bc i'm constantly trying to renew my books that are incredibly close to being overdue 🫡 but nahh i don't use my phone that often it still irks me i'm actually a 60 year old gilf who hates technology and complains abt kids these days

I CAN'T DRAW BUT I ALSO CAN'T WRITE YOU'VE GOT ME AT A DEADLOCK BRO??? if it's which I would rather be GOOD at, i'd say drawing bc imagine thinking abt something and just printing it out on paper??? yall fr got some magical talent omg

WHAT IF WE DO KNOW EACH OTHER THO??? WHAT IF WE'RE ACTUALLY NEIGHBORS??? CHILDHOOD FRIENDS??? YOU NEVER KNOW AND YOU PROBABLY NEVER WILL MUAHAHAHAHA i'm gonna stop now but ty for all your questions and have a wonderful day, darling <33

#tags are where i live i love that u made ur own #are u erm single #me u marriage rn #FAN BEHAVIOUR??? OMG WHY ARE U MY FAN I HAVE A FAN???#this made me giggle a lil bit bc i love talking abt myself but also hate it #fr tho i have met a whole lot of ppl on the internet just by sending them random ass questions and they just answered them like it was chil #fr nikolai kinnie moment #HOWEVER THIS WAS DEFINITELY UNEXPECTED???#i also got ur other ask i won't post it bc you said to ignore but ur so cute ily #WHY DO U STAY ANON GRR I WANT TO SEND U MY FEET PICS LOVINGLY #anywho #answering asks

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ageless-soul-au · 1 year

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So...I recently received some not so great news and am feeling kinda down and was wondering if you guys had any fluff headcannons for the chain? Also I absolutely loved the latest chapter of Con! Ravio, legend and warriors are so freakin cute!!!!!!!

idk if these are headcanons but here's some cute stuff/scenarios

CONFIDENTIAL SPOILERS IF YOU ARE NOT CAUGHT UP (most recent chapter is 34)

Wind and Wars need to hug. Wind has had far too many Things happening on this quest to not receive them and he really looks up to Wars, but he's doing the Teenage Boy thing of not asking for affection bc he's trying to act adult. He's 17, still a kid fr, and Wars needs to hug him and tell him he loves him and is proud of him. The same thing needs to happen w Time and Wars fr (and they might have gotten that a little when Wars went off to talk to him in the orchard after that blow up) but I've been thinking abt Wind and Wars since he got spooked by Twilight, okay. It has been a thought on my mind for a LONG time.

Please please think about the chain going back to Sky's era and Twi chatting with Sun and playing with Sky's kids. He Loves kids, he is so good with them fr, he'd think Polly and Sola are delightful (if energetic together). Think about his Thing with Sky. Think about how Sky would feel watching Twilight laugh and entertain all of them and then look over at Sky with this bright, happy smile. There are butterflies in Sky's stomach and he can't get them to go away. He's gotta talk to Sun about this wolfman STAT jxgxgdjssb. Same vein, Sky meeting Hazel and getting teased by Telma and aggressively assessed by Dusk.

Ooh! We talked about this the other day. Wars learning violin and he and Legend playing together! Legend on piano or cello 🥰 My mans Warriors can't play wind instruments but he should get to try all the types before giving up on playing music, especially with a musical savant bf

-Kio

If you are feeling down, we have just the thing! Piggybacking off of Kio, I’m gonna tell you something about the Hero of Warriors. This is a man who loves music. Adores it to pieces. He grew up around it if in a very everyday sense, because his mother hummed and sang as she went about her day around the house. He doesn’t know it because she liked to improvise and mashup melodies, but he actually grew up listening to what essentially amounts to the soundtrack of the rest of the chains adventures. As such, he has a VERY keen ear for melody and gasp, the whiteboi has RHYTHM !! if Legend could just get him to pick up a string instrument (Any string instrument, sized for his hands and devoid of having to blow any kind of air into it), he would be a very happily surprised savant.

If that isn’t enough, then I feel obligated to impart to you this snapshot into New Parents Sun And Sky.

For the first year and a half, despite having two fully functional cribs for their two daughters, the baby furniture sat gathering dust at night. Why, might you ask— and I’ll happily tell you.

It’s because they were both so enamored with the cute and terrified at how small the twins were, that they were afraid to be outside of arms reach of them and thus the babies slept in between them. Sun and Sky would curl up, more or less fetal position but not quite, and create a barrier between themselves and the scary long drop from the bedside to the floor.

Their daughters slept right in the middle of a mommy and daddy heart shape, and I just think that’s neat. ❤

-Mizu

#thank you!!! the boys are super cute and we're glad you liked the chapter!#we hope you feel betterrrrrrr #Ask #ASAU Wind #asau warriors #asau time #asau twilight #ASAU Sky #asau legend #Asau sun

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undermycoat · 1 year

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i'm wayyyy too sympathetic to arthur in magic reveal fics where he doesn't react with immediate acceptance. mostly bc he must feel so alone, y'know? especially in magic reveal fics post-morgana's betrayal, like

he's always been different from everyone and it's hard enough for him to find a true friend – to even think he can have a friend, honestly – just because of his status. and then you have him constantly trying to live up to his father's expectations and wanting him to be proud, and then you have morgana growing more and more distant and finally turning on him. so you've got him feeling like he'll never be good enough, and that he's failed his father, and he's failed his sister, the one person he could probably feel safe to call his friend before merlin arrived (and even then he can't openly call merlin his friend bc right, prince and servant, right).

then here comes the one person who he's shared everything with, revealing that actually, i've been hiding this huge ass secret from you all along, and to an extent, how can arthur trust that anything else he's said is ever true, but more importantly – how could merlin not trust him like that? forget the magic, that's not the bad part. arthur clearly is sympathetic toward magic more often than not. but merlin didn't trust him. he shared everything with merlin – every fear, every joy, every ache – but clearly the feeling wasn't reciprocated. also, maybe he didn't fail merlin in a traditional sense, but i definitely think it could be taken that way? like, clearly he couldn't prove himself to merlin, couldn't earn the other's trust; that's definitely a type of failure.

so arthur's just lost his best friend. and then – and this is what gets me – his knights so clearly prefer merlin. maybe not the knights he inherited, but the ones he knighted because he believed in them and knew they could be – that they are – great, the ones who were supposed to be the closest thing he had to friends. to an extent, it's the best thing ever, knowing that merlin is so fiercely cared for by people other than him, but at the same time, who loves him like that? (merlin, once maybe, or so he thought.)

like, arthur has always been alone, even when surrounded by others, and he'll forgive merlin because of course he will, but in those days following, that ache must be awful. he may not be anyone's last choice, but he's definitely no one's first, not even merlin's, and that's what hurts the most.

this is all probably projection and arthur has made me something of a boymom where even when he's clearly in the wrong i want to take him into my arms, but like C'MON PEOPLE. who cares if he had a hand in genocide that's my babygirl

#sorry for the long post of inaccurate arthur analysis but y'all see where i'm coming from right?#like yes i'm way too sympathetic but goddamn some ppl are so mean to him for what 😭😭😭#merlin #arthur pendragon #arthur #fun fact this post came from a post i was gonna make about merlin being a cat person and not liking dogs 💀💀💀#cupid de bunny

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shirogane-oushirou · 6 months

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😘💕🎵 for regular!ren aaaand 💤💞☕️ for oushirou?? ^^/

WAUGH THANK YOU HAHNNNNN!!! 🥺 i'm so sorry this took so long... Things keep Happening KJNSDKJFN so i've been plugging at it here and there ksjnfdkj. ;;;;;;

for r!ren:

😘: What’s your f/o’s favorite thing about YOU?

first impression, it's my passion! we bond over a mutual interest in niche VNs and he respects how much of my brain is taken up by that shit.... but as we get to know each other i think he starts to appreciate my perseverance just as much. he's also had to persevere through rough situations, so he knows what it means (not to get too under/tale on this lmao) to push through NOT with active determination but as a matter of "the only choices are to stagnate or move forward, and so i choose to move forward."

💕: Who’s the clingier one in the relationship?

reeeeen :3 i'm the "i love when you ARE around, but i understand that you can't be around with me 24/7 just bc of my conditions, you have other things to do" type.... plus i have a low social battery KHJBJDHB. meanwhile, ren's like "heyyyy are u in bed today? when i get off work, can i be too? ^_^" and brings over food and snuggles in while asking if it's okay for him to stay the night bc he doesn't want to let go of me.

it's not like he's jealous or doesn't take no for an answer or anything, but if he's given the okay to just spend all day with me in bed (or watch the house if my family's out of town), he absolutely will.

🎵: What are some song lyrics that make you think of your f/o/your relationship with your f/o?

"Baby, you have changed me I can't escape it Drives me crazy Everything is easy Nothing matters You've got me bending Over backwards" -- "Back & Forth" by CRX (cw flashing video)

"Ooh, Jason, tell me what you're chasin' Because the night will never give you what you want Ooh, Jason, and if you can't escape it I hope you find whatever you've been looking for" -- "Jason" by The Midnight ft. Nikki Flores

for oushirou:

💤: Do you sleep together? If so, describe your sleeping positions and patterns (E.g. who steals the blankets, are either of you insomniacs, etc.)

OUGHHH we're both blanket hogs. FIGHT!!!!! i assume we'd have separate blankets tbh or else if/when we roll apart from each other we'll start fighting in our sleep skdjn. i'm an insomniac, but once i get to sleep, like... i've slept through the windows right next to my head getting powerwashed. NOTHING is waking my ass up. he's a workaholic so if he's working on a big story he might stay up late by choice, but if given the option he has a pretty regular schedule and wakes up easily when his alarm goes off.

he's also the type to leave for work early and slowly sneak out of the bed while un-wrapping himself from around me, get back late, and slowly get in bed and wrap himself back around me hdljfn. he jokes about using me as a dakimakura, which is funny until i remember how much comfort he finds in sleeping with me the few times during the year that he's actually able to, so he's taking as much advantage of it as he can. ;__;

💞: How do you both express affection?

oushirou's big on physical affection -- hand holding, snuggling, the cute "escort arm hold" thing -- but despite how flirty he is (or maybe because of it) he really appreciates more subtle forms of affection. giving someone a pretty rock or leaf... buying them a new coat just in time for winter... cooking food for the people you care about most... things that will stick with him and them when he's off traveling.

i personally appreciate those little things more than physical affection, and i'm very much about doing the same in return. i want to cook for him when i can (or maybe cook something with him), i'd spend time with him out and about, even if it's just window shopping, and i'd have a handmade scarf or sweater ready that he can take with him when he travels. simple things.

☕: How do you comfort each other on a bad day?

we're both the type to get supremely hurt by "this could have just been solved by talking" situations while also having difficulty communicating anything negative kJNADKJN so. that's become a cornerstone for working through things together: making a point of getting EVERYTHING out so we don't end up with misunderstandings.

so if either of us is upset about something, whether in the relationship or just from a Shitty Fucking Day, we'll sit down together to talk things through. working through everything thoroughly generally means when we're done, it's DONE (or we at least have a plan going forward), so we can switch gears to like... making a nice meal together... eating a dessert one of us picked up... cuddling and watching tv or reading... comfy things, all with little or no baggage.

#THANK YOUUUUUU i've been staring at this for dayyyssss and slowly chipping away at it ;;;#it's nice to have some of these written down though. like some of the oushirou shit is canon to his kareshi/danna cd #and i like having it incorporated into The Lore (tm) now :3 #📌 [ my posts. ]#[ asks. ]#🦦 [ can't escape it. ]#📷 [ phantom hearts. ]#🐐 [ been up all night. ]#food -#[ oomfies ; hahn. ]

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pokemon-teacology · 9 months

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On my way home, I wanted to share some theories I have on shiny Pokémon and why they exist

Some of my most recent catches, a Morelul I named pumpkin and a Combee called acacia, both shiny and caught wild, started me thinking more on shiny Pokémon and their roles in their respective species.

I used to take this lil backwoods walk after school that wasn't well walked at all, and I passed by a shit ton of morelul on the way. They camouflage pretty well but if you know what they look like they're easy to spot. Which got me thinking.

Morelul rely on camouflage to survive predators in areas where there isn't enough space for one to evolve into a shiinotic to protect the gathering. Usually if it's a big enough territory, one or two of the Morelul will train to evolve into shiinotic, so that they're bigger and scarier to predators, and have access to a wider array of moves to defend themselves. If they don't have the space in the territory to do this, however, camouflage will have to do.

See, If there's a ton of of mushrooms with bright colours that glow, predator Pokémon don't trust it, since those types of mushrooms are poisonous. But if one of the mushrooms is out of place, glowing the wrong colour or even unable to glow at all, it'd clue in the predator Pokémon that it's not real mushrooms there, but Pokémon, meaning okay to eat. This becomes a danger to the gathering, so when a shiny Pokémon occurs in their midst, they banish it from the gathering. The shiny Morelul would be left to fend for themselves.

So it makes sense that eventually I came across pumpkin, granted it was several years into taking the same route over and over again and seeing the same gathering of Morelul over and over again. They're not very long-lived Pokémon, really. Mushrooms live for a while but Pokémon, especially very small ones, have a fairly short lifespan.

Acacia was interesting, too. He's my most recent catch. I've been working at a little cafe over the summer which is in a combeekeeping society charity thing, so they have some hives a small walk away from the cafe.

Now, something you might not know that I've only learned since working there is that shiny Combee produce weird honey. Their darker colour means that the honey theyre made of and produce is also darker, and it has a reddish hue, much like the Pokémon themselves. It tastes stronger, has more of that distinct Honey taste, but it's also a lot lower in protein for some reason, and a lot thicker.

Not a lot of papers on pollinator Pokémon go into Combees specifically, but as far as I can tell, Combees hate thick honey. It's harder to digest, is more prone to temperature changes, and to them, it just tastes weird. An experiment on wild hives in Paldea a good few years back showed that, even if the honey was only coloured artificially, the Combees actively avoided it.

Combees don't like red honey.

So, when one of the hive is producing a red honey, it's realistic to assume that they'd be tossed out for the betterment of the hive.

I got to observe this first-hand about three weeks back. It was super rainy, the end of my shift, so I got to do my favourite job of the shift, which is to bring the compostable good waste over to the garden of the cafe and chuck it in the compost bin. I like watching the Pokémon start at it. It's usually bug types, sometimes grass, and once I saw an araquanid on a rainy day like this one.

But this day I saw a Combee. Not weird, considering they fly about tins. We see a ton of beedrill, too. They're not as aggressive as they come across on cartoons and in shows, they're sweethearts, really.

But under heavy rainfall isn't a place that Combees like to be. And he looked upset. I went back inside, got him some sugar water, and he all but flung himself into my arms.

He got a bit sick afterwards, but a quick trip to the pokecenter fixed him right up, and he's doing well hanging out with me :)

Plus the darker and stronger honey is great for me bc I don't care about the nutrients I just prefer the taste of darker honey. It's not even that much thicker, I put it in tea, so it thins out real quick for me. And now I have a new buddy :D

But yeah, shiny Pokémon are weird. I'm almost home. I have some more thoughts about shinies and my theories on them, so I'll write a little smth once I grab my takeaway and get settled in for the night.

#unreality #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #shiny pokemon #shiny pokemon theories #shiny theories #Pumpkin the Morelul #Acacia the Combee

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letstalkaboutfandomsbaby · 2 years

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HEY im sorry this took so long, i started this and then lost inspo but i hope you enjoy what I've come up with :)

CW: chubby fem reader, mentions of insecurities, smut, daddy kink, dom Geto and sub reader, angst but it ends fluffy, not proofread bc im just a little goblin that crawled out from under a rock sksksk

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh Getoooo 💦💕

He's so pretty and hot it's not FAIR

Anyways skskks

Yall already know i hate canon so don't expect this to fit in with the JJK universe

I do whatever i want bc it's my blog 🙄💅

So let's get into it sksksk

Now I've said this before but I'll say it again here: i think all the jjk men are chubby chasers sksksk AND THIS INCLUDES GETO

He's just much more lowkey about his attraction

I can see it now: you work at this cute lil mom-and-pop bakery and Gojo has been coming in for the pastries and to flirt and ofc he drags Geto along with him

Gojo is clearly into you and although you're flattered, he's too boisterous for your liking

You're much more interested in the tall dark haired friend he brings in with him 👀

Geto is such a looker and he's not flashy about it either. While Gojo is bragging and showing off, Geto silently pulls in your attention with a well timed glance and witty response to Gojo

He's very quiet aside from quirky remarks to his friend, but he's very polite and always returns your smile, so you've developed a bit of a crush on him over the past several weeks

You don't think he's into you though, he hasn't shown any interest or made a move like Gojo so you'll just enjoy the eye candy whenever he comes in 🤷‍♀️

Gojo is v flirty with you tho which is pretty entertaining so the two men aren't that annoying

But then comes the day that Gojo asks you out 😳

"C'mon, baby, lemme take you somewhere! We could go see a movie, get some dinner, maybe go back to my place ;)"

"Aha... i don't know ^^;"

You're trying so hard to be polite but you're just not interested in him like that, you really hope he catches the hint 😶

Meanwhile Geto is leaning against the counter staring off into space with a blank expression

Gojo excuses himself to go to the bathroom and you let out a loud sigh when he's out of earshot

"Why won't you accept his offer?"

You're confused by Geto's question but merely shrug

"I don't know, he's just not my type. He's a bit too..."

"Annoying?"

You laugh and he smiles in return

"I was gonna say energetic but whatever floats your boat."

Geto hums, tapping the counter with his forefinger, staring at the marbled surface

"Well... if you won't go on a date with him... would you go on one with me?"

HUH??? WHAT???

Turns out mister tall quiet and mysterious has been crushing on you for a hot minute!! But he knew Gojo was attracted to you so he decided to stand back and let his friend have a shot first

But since you aren't into his friend... 👀

Obvs you agree sksksk

Gojo is distraught but he gets over it quick lowkey he knew about Geto's crush the whole time and flirted with you more to try and coax him into finally asking you out

Anyways, cue the most romantic dating montage EVER 🥺💕💕💕

I'm talking fancy restaurants, walks in the park, little picnics, art museums, EVERYTHING

AND GETO IS SO PERFECT THE ENTIRE TIME 😩

You go to a restaurant? He's coaxing you to open your mouth so he can feed you a spoonful of the decadent dessert he ordered to share. Walk in the park? He's holding your hand, playing with your fingers and swinging your arm gently, smiling softly as you talk about your day. Picnic? He's lying down and inching his way closer until his head rests on your plump thighs. Art museum? He stares at renaissance paintings of barely clad voluptuous women before leaning towards your ear and whispering about how you're so much lovelier than the women decorating these walls

He's straight out of a fairytale, it's unbeLIEVABLE

One problem tho

It's been almost four months of wondrous dating and he hasn't initiated anything past gentle kisses

You've done everything to get his attention and coax him into seducing you: putting on makeup, wearing revealing clothing, inviting him to stay the night. Hell, you even shaved your pussy bc you were SURE he was gonna go down on you (which he never did ✌😔)

You're at the point where you're starting to feel insecure about his lack of physical advances

So you decide to confront him

He invites you over for a movie and takeout, so you dress up a little~

It's nothing much, just a bodycon sweater dress and some fishnets, but you're doing your best to get his attention

He's all sweet smiles when you arrive, giving you a quick kiss on the cheek before pulling you to the living room where there's already pizza waiting for you

You keep quiet as you eat and watch whatever movie he picked out, but you're not paying attention at all :(

Your pretty boyfriend Geto is wearing sweatpants and a loose t-shirt and somehow he looks like a god 😩

You've finished eating and are cuddling up and you're trying to initiate things by curling yourself against him, pressing your breasts into his side and twirling circles on his chest

And it's just radio silence from Geto 🧍‍♀️

Come ON, the movie can't be that interesting

Your insecurities finally bubble up and you huff angrily, sitting up and moving away from him, crossing your arms

"What's the matter, love? Why the long face?"

"Nothing >:(" you're so bad at lying jesus christ sksksk

And of COURSE Geto knows how to coax the truth out of you 🙄

"Cmon, beautiful, don't be like that. I've missed you so much lately. Tell me what's wrong so I can make it better" damn, he's such a good partner sksksk

So ofc you cave—

"Are you attracted to me? Because we've been officially dating for over three months and you haven't tried fucking me and it makes me feel like you don't like how I look and I hate that :/"

"Aw, Y/N, is that what's bothering you? I'm sorry, dear, I didn't want to rush things. I wanted to wait until you were ready"

"Well, I've been ready for at least a month now and I'm mad that you haven't come onto me yet >:("

"Oh, is that it?" He's cupped your chin, turning you to face him and his mischievous smirk. "You want me to come onto you? You want me to make a mess of you and ruin you for anyone else?"

"😳... yea 🥺"

"Well, if you want something, you have to ask nicely..." WHO IS THIS MAN WHERE DID HE COME FROM??

"... would you please fuck me? 🥺👉👈"

It's like a flip has been switched, Geto's gaze turning much darker, fierce and hungry

"Good girl. Let Daddy take care of you~" DADDY??? 😳🥴💦💕

Bestie, you better be prepared bc this man is going to rock your shit like nobody's business

He kisses you so passionately that he feels like a stranger, hands wandering over your curves the way you've been dreaming about for months

Pulls your sweater dress up over your tits and starts groping you, his mouth latched onto your breasts while his hands travel over your body

Soon enough, he's got you arching your back on the couch while he fingerfucks you into oblivion, his expression still calm and collected despite how wrecked you are

Makes you cum on his fingers and sucks your slick off of them before discarding his shirt and pulling his cock out

"You want this cock, baby?" he asks real low while he's rolling on a condom. "You want me to fuck you good?"

"Yes, please Daddy!" Oh, you learn so well 💕

My dear, you better hold on tight bc this man fucks you like it's the end of the world

He's slow and purposeful at first but once you're sighing with each thrust he picks up speed and starts fucking you the way you've wanted for weeks

He makes you cum twice on his cock before he cums as well, but that doesn't mean he's done

Give him 5-10 minutes for some water and a bathroom break and he's right back to railing you over the side of the couch

Takes you in at least 3 different positions that night alone, fucking you until you're overstimulated and sore

He's so sweet and attentive afterwards, offering to shower with you or at least get a warm washcloth to wipe you down

He's leaving gentle kisses on all the marks he made and asking if you're alright

Doesn't outright ask you to sleep over but tries to get you to stay: "you had a long night, princess. You might want to regain your strength so you don't collapse on the way home" well damn when u put it like that skskks

You sleep over and he wakes you up with breakfast 🥺 brings it to you as well as water and juice 🥺 asks if there's anything else you want before eating in bed with you 🥺💕

Safe to say, yall fuck a RIDICULOUS amount after that night sksksk

No, but listen babe, Geto is inSATIABLE

You were so worried that he wasn't physically attracted to you but holy fuck he can't keep his hands off of you

I think Geto is an ass man

Like obvs he loves all of you, but he's obSESSED with your ass

Favorite body part by FAR

Has a bad habit of smacking your ass every time he sees you

Doesn't have to be hard or even sexual, he just likes feeling how soft it is and watching it jiggle

As a result, he loves fucking you from behind and watching your ass bounce on his hips

Second favorite body part is your hips n love handles

They're just so wide and soft and squishy and fit his hands so well, how could he NOT grab them tightly and slam you onto his cock?

Also a hair puller sksksk

He just loves running his fingers over your hair before grabbing a fistful and forcing you to arch your back

Plus it makes you clench around him so tight and just hhhhhh he loves it sksksk

King of oral, let's be honest sksksk

He's got the best head game from here to the pacific ocean sksksk

Omg his tongue is so LONG holy FUCK

It reaches so deep and he moves it so liquidly over your lips and he's just so good at it and he doesn't even try 😩

He loves giving head too so you'll never have to beg him honey, he's already on his knees and putting his hair on a bun sksksk

He always keeps eye contact during it too like every time you look at him he's staring at you intensely and it's so overwhelming 😖

Textbook definition of a dominant sksksk

He doesn't outright call himself a dom or ask you to be his sub, but let's be real he's such a dom sksksk

He naturally takes the lead in the bedroom, pushing your limits to make you feel the most pleasure you've ever experienced

Leads to a lot of kinks being introduced sksksk

He likes shibari! Tying you up is just a plus, what he really enjoys is seeing your body squish underneath the pressure of the rope 💕 it's like seeing his fingers squeeze your flesh till it spills over but it's EVERYWHERE and it just really turns him on

LOVES using toys on you, specifically clit toys

Loves the way you wiggle and squirm and beg him to give you a break

Leads to lots of overstimulation

But he likes edging too. Likes seeing your cute little pout when he stops fucking you, waiting till you calm down before starting again

He's such a TEASE, he's so MEAN

Will slip his hand under your skirt in public just to squeeze at your thighs

He doesn't care if people are around, if anything it turns him on more

He'd try to finger your chubby pussy while yall are out at lunch with your parents, he truly does not care :(

He likes fingering you on car rides 💕 like reaching over and pushing up your sundress and palming your fupa and just hhhhhhhhh 😖👉👈

Always pulls out. Prefers cumming on your ass, thighs, or tummy 💕 like cumming inside is okay but he prefers to paint your outsides instead

He prefers to take control, but one time when you were riding him, he tried to take the lead but you just pushed him back down on the bed and rode him until you both came and it had to have been the sexiest thing he's ever experienced

He's not a jealous man so you never have to deal with him getting pissy about guys looking at you, but he does get annoyed if you look at other ppl. You're HIS girlfriend, you're supposed to only look at HIM

It's fine tho, he's not mad. He'll just fuck you for three hours straight so you can only think of him

He seems super smug and confident, which he is, but deep down he's emotionally unavailable so you're probs gonna struggle a little in the relationship

For example, all that sweet stuff he did in the beginning? It was kind of a façade :/

Like he mainly did all those things so you would like him but that's not necessarily who he is

He's egotistical and acts like he's a god that deserves nothing but the best but tbh he's just an asshole sometimes :(

And you notice this around the six month mark, how he doesn't take you on fancy dates and doesn't really put in effort to show that he loves you

You're always the one reaching out and suggesting that you go out to do something and you're always going to his place and making him happy and it's draining :/

It's frustrating, and you know you deserve better, so you gently confront him about it and he gets so mad

You've never seen him like this before and you're absolutely shocked

He claims that your standards are just too high and you should just be happy to be with someone as great as him

Yall are practically in a screaming match and you're threatening to break up with him for not putting the same effort into the relationship as you

No but fr, you give him an ultimatum bc he's acting awful: either he treats you better or you're done

He insists that you're just being dramatic and that you'll feel better by tomorrow

Hm... okay... BYE sksksk

You grab your things and hop on outta there, heartbroken but determined to make yourself a priority and make sure you get the love you deserve

Geto is sure that you're just overreacting and that you'll be texting him soon enough saying that you miss him and that you're sorry

But three weeks pass and he hasn't heard a peep

He's trying not to freak out or sulk but every time he checks your socials and sees that you're fine, he feels his heart ache

He doesn't reach out tho, he's stubborn and petty and decides that if you're not gonna reach out then he's not gonna bother with it

That is until Gojo gets involved

Now, after you gently rejected Gojo, yall ended up becoming friends! You're actually pretty close which is nice and that continues even tho you don't interact with Geto anymore

Anyways, so one day when Gojo and Geto are hanging out, Geto notices that Gojo is on his phone a lot and jokingly asks if he got a girlfriend

"Nope! It's just Y/N :)"

And that just kills Geto

He may have a big ego, but he's always felt inferior to Gojo and knowing that his friend and his ex are still talking just makes his heart sink

He obsesses over it for days, literally losing sleep over the thought of you and Gojo hanging out, laughing and enjoying each other's company, maybe becoming more than friends

It makes sense that he would show up on your doorstep just a few days later

You already cried over him about a month ago, and at this point you're pretty sure you're over him and okay now

But ofc he shows up and ruins all that progress

You're pissed off that he's here, holding a bouquet of your favorite flowers, rubbing the back of his neck nervously

"...hey..." he mumbles really quietly, giving a weak smile fuck you hate him so much why does he have to be so pretty and handsome

"What do you want, Geto?" He's so heartbroken to hear your cold tone, but he swallows and clears his throat

"I came by to apologize. I... I haven't been fair to you and I see that now. I shouldn't have pretended to be perfect just so you would like me, and I shouldn't have given up on you so easily. I know that I've hurt you a lot and I don't expect you to forgive me, but I need you to know that I regret everything I've ever done to hurt you."

He hands you the flowers, does a small nod and turns to leave

But he stops when he feels your soft hand circle around his wrist

He turns around to look at you, his face burning when he sees the gentle look in your eyes.

"Can you come in so we can talk?"

Long story short, yall talk. a LOT.

You discuss your feelings and expectations for the relationship and have a very mature conversation about how you want to proceed with all this info out in the open

You agree to give him another chance, but you don't want to dive back in too quickly. You want to take things slow and get to know the REAL him, not the prince charming that he pretended to be

It's rocky, but yall make it work and you truly love each other :)

Hmmmm what else 🤔

PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. It's long and soft for a reason! Braid it and run your fingers through it and kiss his temple! Make him feel loved :(

No but lowkey he needs to be babied :( needs his pretty big girl to praise him and make him feel special :( ever since yall fought he's been worried about losing you again so he needs a lot of reassurance :(

Likes taking baths with you. He likes how your skin feels covered in soapy suds, and he hates when you shrink into yourself and try to make yourself smaller, try to take up less space

He'll force your body against his so he can truly enjoy your softness

He doesn't care if you make a fuss, he doesn't care if you're worried about being too heavy: he wants every plump ounce of yourself to press against him bc he loves you so so much

Likes cooking with you, hugging you from behind and insisting that it's easier to cut vegetables when he's cuddled up to you like this

He gets you flowers regularly bc he worries that he's not showing you how much he loves you, so you've always got a full vase in the house

His ego still shows up occasionally but at his core he's a sweet guy so you might as well keep him sksksk

#ask #smut #suguru geto #geto suguru #geto suguru x reader #chubby reader #fem reader #☀️ fics #☀️ asks

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7-wonders · 2 years

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Who Helps the Helpers? (Adrian Chase)

Summary: When you come down with a nasty cold, help comes to you in the most unlikely of forms. Though it's not who you were expecting, you certainly can't say it's unwelcome.

Word Count: 2.1k

Just a short lil sick fic bc I've had this idea for a bit and thought it would be cute.

“You look like shit.”

You don’t even bother to lift your head up from your desk to greet Peacemaker, late as always. Instead, you flip him off weakly before letting your arm fall back to your lap. In fairness to Chris, you probably do look like shit. A few days after a tumble into a cold river while fighting a metahuman-trading senator’s goon on a cold night will do that to you.

Harcourt stands in front of you, the all-black wardrobe you’re seeing out of the corner of your eye serving as your only clue. “I hate to agree with Smith, but he’s right. Here,” she awkwardly lays the back of her hand on your forehead before tilting your head so she can feel your cheek next.

You grumble halfheartedly. If you were feeling better, you’d make some comment about how you have a mom, thank you very much, and you don’t need Harcourt to fill in that role. But you’re not feeling better, and you’re actually pretty emotional when you’re sick, so this simple action just makes you miss your own mom right now.

Even though you’re a full-grown adult (you can buy alcohol! You can rent a car!) that is only a couple years younger than the rest of the team, said team doesn’t actually see that. They only heard that you were younger, and then decided that you were now the baby of the group and were to be protected at all costs. It’s sweet of them to do that, but it can get kind of annoying.

“You’ve got a fever, kid. How long have you been feeling sick?”

“Since Tuesday.”

Harcourt’s ever-present frown deepens at this. “Four days, and you’re just now letting anybody know?”

“I’m sorry. I’ve been shot at plenty of times before, I didn’t think falling in water was going to be my downfall.” You know that your voice sounds whiny, but you can’t help it. All of your energy was spent just getting to work today.

“Go home, Y/l/n, you need to rest.”

You lift yourself up off your desk before remembering how you got here. “I took the bus, I’ve gotta wait for the next one at the bus stop outside.”

“No, you’re not gonna do that. Go lay down upstairs, I can take you home after I’m done with some more work.”

Huffing, you roll your eyes and begin to work up an argument that you don’t want her to rearrange her whole day just for you when Adrian pokes his head out from the back room that’s been converted into a training facility. “If you’ve got stuff to do, Harcourt, I can take Y/n home.”

Economos laughs from behind his computer before realizing that Adrian’s completely serious. “Oh shit, you mean that?”

Adrian looks at him blankly. “Yeah? Why wouldn’t I?”

“Dude,” Peacemaker says, “you gotta admit you’re not exactly the caring type. It’s kinda funny to imagine you trying to take care of a sick person.”

Adrian scoffs, even though he knows Chris is right. You all know that Chris is right. Still, you’re not asking for him to wait on your sickbed like this is some Victorian novel. You just need a ride home, and then you can fall into bed and sleep until you feel better.

“It’s just a ride home,” you voice your thoughts. “Contrary to popular belief, I’m capable of taking care of myself just fine.”

“Yeah, she can take care of herself just fine!” Adrian backs you up, making you bite your lip so as not to laugh. You’d rather not fall into another painful coughing fit because you just had to laugh.

“Okay, so are you gonna take her home or what?” Harcourt asks. “We’re not getting anything accomplished by just standing here.”

“Yeah,” Adrian nods emphatically before looking at you. “I mean, if you’re okay with that.”

“That works for me.” At this point, you don’t care who takes you home. Judomaster himself could offer you a ride and you’d take it, so long as it meant you could get home.

Your movements are sluggish as you gather your belongings and follow Adrian out the back door of Henenlotter’s. Your teammates call out goodbyes and wishes for you to get better, but they hardly register with you. Right now, you’re too focused on gathering enough energy to put one foot in front of the other to make it to the Sebring.

The passenger seat is not what you would normally consider comfortable, but any seat is a relief to your weary legs at this point, so you gladly sit back against the fabric and fumble with the seatbelt. You lean your head against the window, dealing with the minor inconvenience of not having an actual pillow for the concession of being able to rest your head. From the other side of the car, you hear Adrian starting the ignition. Instead of driving though, he waits, and you can feel his eyes on you.

“Hey, really though, are you okay?” he asks.

To anybody else, the softness that Adrian is exhibiting towards you would be uncharacteristic. ‘Adrian doesn’t have feelings!’ they’d argue. He’s never been that way with you though. Sure, he can be awkward and unaware of how to act in social situations, but that’s just Adrian. The Adrian that you know is an open book of emotions, ones that he feels so strongly it leaves him no choice but to try and lock them up.

You know that Adrian has a bit of a crush on you, and vice versa, hence why he actually tries to show feelings around you. If you weren’t sick right now, you’d be thrilled at being alone with Adrian.

The window feels so cool on your heated skin that you can’t bring yourself to move away from it. Instead, you settle for shrugging. “I’m just really tired.”

“You can take a nap, I don’t mind.”

You smirk. “It’s like a fifteen minute drive.” Still, you can almost feel your body beginning to give in to the tantalizing call of sleep, your senses all developing that delightful fuzziness that builds when you’re teetering right on the edge of being awake and asleep.

“Still a fifteen minute nap, which is better than no nap.”

“You have a point there.”

You swear you can feel the ghost of his hand on yours. “Sleep, Y/n, I’ve got you.”

You almost immediately fall asleep, the car barely being put into ‘drive’ before you’re out. It’s the type of sleep that comes on so suddenly that you don’t even realize that you’ve fallen asleep until you’re being woken up. The same proves true for you when you awkwardly jerk awake at the feeling of Adrian’s hand on your shoulder. The car is parked in front of your apartment, and has been for who knows how long.

Shifting in the seat, you whine when you stretch your arms, feeling grumpy at being woken up. Your eyes flutter open, and your sick heart stutters at the way that Adrian’s looking at you–the literal definition of heart eyes.

“Hi,” you whisper, feeling in your bones just how tired and sick you are.

“Hey. We’re here.” You’re just about to thank Adrian for driving you home when he turns the car off and gets out, jogging around to your side of the car and opening the door for you.

You look at him in confusion, but don’t stop him even when he unbuckles your seatbelt for you. “What are you doing?”

“You’re sick, I’m not going to just leave you to fend for yourself.”

“You don’t have to do that, Adrian. I’m sure you have more important things to do, like patrol or…shoot shit with Peacemaker.”

“Maybe I don’t wanna do those important things. I wanna do this important thing instead.” He pauses before grimacing. “That came out wrong, sorry.”

Despite your general terrible feeling, you still laugh. That’s something that you love about being with Adrian; he can always make you laugh.

“Look, will you just let me help you? If you get settled and you still don’t want me around, I’ll be gone quicker than you can say ‘Eagly.’”

You’re too tired to fight him, considering you’ve already spent all of what little energy you have fighting everybody else. Sighing, you nod. “Fine.”

Adrian’s smile brightens. “Yeah?” When you nod again (which certainly doesn’t help the dizziness you’ve been feeling), he stands up and holds out a hand for you to take.

He walks slowly with you to your front door, waiting patiently for your shaking hands to find your house key and open the front door. Your apartment’s messy, which is normal considering you’ve been sick for the past few days. Still, you’re a bit embarrassed at the state of it. Adrian, for his part, doesn’t seem to notice. His eyes are laser-focused on you, ready to catch you if you fall or help you the moment that you falter.

You toe your shoes off and land rather ungracefully on your bed, breathing heavily from the exertion of it all. Adrian grabs your blankets from where they’re bunched up at the bottom of the bed, gently covering you with them and making sure that you’re comfortable. Once he sees that your eyes are already starting to drift shut again, he moves towards the door.

“I’ll be right back, okay? Don’t go anywhere.” He laughs at his own joke on his way out the door, and you mentally roll your eyes.

You must drift off in the minutes it takes Adrian to return, jolting awake when you hear the front door open again. You look over at him, raising your eyebrows when you notice the Walgreens bag in his hand. “How long was I asleep for?” you mutter, mostly to yourself.

“Oh, I got this when I was driving you home. Figured it would save me another drive, and you were passed out anyway so I knew you wouldn’t mind.”

“What’d you get?”

He looks inside the bag. “Cold medicine, Tylenol, Gatorade because I figured you’re not really getting much hydration. And the candy that you always sneak from the snack drawer in your desk.”

Although you didn’t think it possible, your cheeks heat up even more. “Obviously I’m not doing a good-enough job being sneaky about it, then.”

You watch as Adrian sets up what he got for you on your bedside table, telling you how and when you’re supposed to use each one. You want to tell him that you’ve used cold medicine and Nyquil before, but he seems so happy to be helping that you leave him be. Once he’s finished telling you that you need to eat actual food and not just candy, he looks at you. “Okay, do you need anything else?”

“You’ve already done so much for me, Adrian.”

He shrugs. “Duh, why wouldn’t I?”

“Do you think you could…stay here with me?” You sniffle. “Just until I fall asleep.”

You’re tired and cold and hot and dizzy, but most of all, you don’t want this person who cares about you so much that he would put aside his plans to get you home safely to leave. Maybe, if you can delay sleep, you can delay him leaving. Just for a bit.

Adrian nods earnestly. “Yeah, of course.”

He says he’ll stay, but makes no move from where he’s standing next to you. You quickly realize that he plans on just standing there until he leaves, and you laugh breathlessly. “You can sit on my bed, you know.”

“Oh! I, uh, knew that.” He didn’t, but you’re not going to say that.

Adrian sits next to you on the bed, though ‘next to you’ means that he sits half a foot away from you and keeps his body as still as possible. Feeling yourself slipping back towards sleep, you roll over on your side to face him. “Seriously, I can’t thank you enough.”

“You don’t have to thank me. It’s what we do, right?”

You shake your head. “It’s what you do.”

“It’s also what you do.” Without saying it, you both know that you’re not talking about what you do for others. Rather, it’s what the two of you do for each other. Slowly, almost imperceptibly, Adrian’s hand reaches out towards you. “You should really get some rest, Y/n.”

“But you’ll be gone when I wake up,” you mumble, too sleepy now to care about hiding what you think.

“Not if you don’t want me to be, I won’t.”

“Good.” Just as slowly, your hand moves to his and slips into his grasp. He barely even stiffens when you do that, a fact that makes you extremely proud.

Just as Adrian has always done when it comes to you, and just as he’ll continue to do, he keeps his promise, sitting with you and holding your hand until you wake up again.

#adrian chase #adrian chase imagine #adrian chase x reader #vigilante #vigilante imagine #vigilante x reader #peacemaker vigilante #peacemaker #peacemaker hbo

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iguessigotta · 2 years

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ahaa omg hi im shy to send this in but i HAVE TO bc ur drabbles give me so much life thank u ajsdkfnmgnf !!! may i request more of puppy/dog dark? (if not, damien himself ahsdnfdm) feel free to ignore and all, i just wanted to say that ur drabbles have my brain in a vice grip AHAA

anon you have no idea how happy i am to hear that you like my stuff!!! i've been opening tumblr all day just to reread this ask with a dumb smile on my face <3 wait omg puppy Damien dkafjioe;aj i'll do more dog Dark at some point in the future, i just had to get this out RIGHT AWAY

in my original dog Dark post, I compared Dark to a Rottweiler (or any big scary-looking but sweet-with-his-person type of dog, really) but Damien......tbh he's basically a golden retriever

like, if you need anything, he is on it. need a snack? whatever you'd like, he'll go get it. wore the wrong shoes while the two of you were out and now your feet are killing you? wait right there, he'll be back asap with a different pair, or just straight up offer his if y'all wear the same size. sore back? he'll happily give you a massage. his hands are a little clumsy, but he's trying, and you and your aching back are grateful

mild separation anxiety. neither of you are sure when it started, but at this point, this poor sweet man is glued to you whenever he can be. relaxing on the couch, sitting on the porch watching a storm, curled up with a book, running errands, etc. he just gets nervous sometimes when he can't see or hear you

in a similar vein, unless he's busy Damien's likely to be following you around, offering help with anything and everything you're doing. he doesn't even realize he's doing it most of the time. he just wants to help you and be close to you. which he does. he follows real close to you. poor guy's been knocked over the head so many times because you just didn't know he was there

some part of him is almost always touching you. be it his thigh against yours, his hand on your lower back, his arm looped through yours. even if it's as small as him simply holding onto the corner of your shirt while you're out walking around, he's doing it.

v e r y cuddly. he likes to be in contact with you, so if y'all are on the couch or in bed or curled up in front of the fireplace on a pile of blankets on the floor, you're getting cuddled. he'll lean his head on your shoulder at first, but after a while you notice.....this man is practically in your lap. time to just lay his head down on your thighs and play with his hair

Damien is more than happy to pull you into his lap as well. he'll drag you as close as he can before wrapping his arms around you and nuzzling into your neck. if he had a tail it'd be going crazy right now. are you too comfy to move, but you're taking up the whole couch? he'll just squeeze right on in there, pulling your feet into his lap so he can idly run his fingers up and down your legs while he reads or talks to you. he feels like he's at his happiest in moments like these, when the world is quiet and it feels like you two are the only people on the planet

#damien wkm #damien x reader #mayor damien x reader #damien wkm headcanons #request #i'll be honest i don't know much detail about the lore of Markiplier Cinematic Universe #so a lot of this is based off the ~vibes~ i got from watching WKM like one and a half times lmao #most of it went over my head bruh i was lost #keep having to check the wiki any time i try to into detail rip in pepperonis me

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shotorozu · 3 years

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hello !! I'd rlly like to request Monoma if that's alright! I've had a huge soft spot for him for a while now and I'd love to see more content of him ;v;

anyway! we all know that superiority complex of his is definitely hiding some insecurities, but I also feel like he'd be quite touchstarved too bc of his peers seldom physically interacting with him due to his quirk, yknow?

with that in mind, I'd love to see how he'd handle an s/o who has "physical touch" as their main love language. they can give verbal praise/comfort, but they always get so shy abt it that they prefer giving physical affection to show their love. and maybe combining that with "quality time" being their second love language, they love to just cuddle him or toy with his hands/hair during quiet moments uwu

if you wanna do multiple characters, I'd love to request Shinsou, Midoriya, and Amajiki (separately) for the same idea, but if you'd rather do this with just Monoma then I'm okay with that !! no worries if you don't wanna do all four ♡

thank you if you do this request, and make sure to take care of yourself !! ♡

physically affectionate s/o

character(s) : monoma neito, shinsou hitoshi, midoriya izuku (i cut out tamaki for this one, sorry :[ but i’ll do another part if anyone wants it)

legend : [Y/N = your name] they/them pronouns used, strong quirk but the details aren’t specific, reader is a part of 1-A

headcanon type : fluff (and if you squint, then crack)

note(s) : yes i do agree :,) monoma should be getting a little bit more content, and i’m sorry that this came out so late! i was multitasking with other requests (because i took a 2 day absence,,) but this doesn’t mean i don’t read people’s requests

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monoma neito

monoma 🤝 bakugou “the pros at sending mixed signals”

if there’s one thing he’s known for— then it’s for the persistent teasing, and his quite obnoxious attitude (especially at 1-A)

but he’s not a terrible person, he sure does have his reasons. and by now, people either choose to ignore him, or they simply knock the wind out of him

so, he was not prepared to encounter someone that was tolerant of him, AND also his type— like.. huh. that’s.. odd

and he was even more surprised when they accepted his wild love confession. there must be some catch to it, right?

so like i’ve said— monoma sends a lot of mixed signals. it’s either he’s complimenting your existence, or teasing you in various ways.

so— it’s just another normal day of monoma mouthing off to you, teasing you in a playful way, while you guys are hanging out this is way of making you remember him

but then, you just.. leaned forward and placed your hand on his head— not exchanging any words at all.

monoma’s first reaction is (・・?) because what?? someone is touching him right now.. wait.. someone is touching him!

honestly really shook, and at a lost for words— because everyone has refrained from coming into any physical contact with him? what a surprise! what even is this?

after said incident, you decide to speak “you had something in your hair.” and for once, monoma is the one that’s sitting in silence

“R-REALLY, Y/N? DID YOU REALLY THINK THAT WAS GOING TO W-WORK ON ME OR SOMETHING?” he questions in his usual mocking tone, but his cheeks are accompanied in a flushed red

he’d only experience field day when he realized that touch was basically your love language, with quality time in the second lead

so whenever you guys are spending time together, you’d,, actually go closer to him! this has never happened before, let him be

he doesn’t really like the idea of getting his hair touched, so you usually choose to fiddle with his hands— sometimes observing his details, and other times you’ll be comparing hand sizes

he’ll ridicule you for being so touchy— but he’ll ask if he’s “that irresistable?” while also moving you closer to him. he loves it a lot, okay?

don’t let class 1-b see this, he will flex on them because when he starts getting annoying again, they’ll use you as blackmail.

“monoma, i swear— if you do that, we’ll tell Y/N-”

“HAHA— ok, i’m sorry.”

shinsou hitoshi

he probably has the most chill reaction out of the bunch

again— another person that has been antagonized because of their quirk. he’s been perceived as villanious ever since his middle school days

kids have been told to keep their distance away from him at a young age so.. you’d bet that he’d be really touch starved

he never had any serious experiences with dating, and he never had any real friends— that weren’t cautious of his quirk

that was until he met you, which he just assumed you were another highkey stuck up person in the hero course

but, you were basically the opposite, and you were a real pleasure to have around. one thing lead to another, and now you guys are dating

he thought it was really cute whenever you got too shy to just sit in silence during dates, or to even give out words of affirmations

but hitoshi was surprised at first when he felt you pull yourself closer to him— resting your head on his shoulder. the concept of someone wanting to be in his presence is still sinking in for him

lucky for you! shinsou knows how to adapt to situations quickly, immediately slinging an arm around your shoulder, as he listens to you talk

he’ll be surprised when you start touching his hair, because golly!! are you guys close

but do it more pls, he loves it a lot— it sometimes makes him really drowsy.

if you play with his hands omg, his heart will do somersaults. he’s lucky that he’s able to keep himself composed.

loves watching you choosing to cuddle him, after briefly giving up on trying to form coherent words of affirmations.

it’s something he brings up quite often, but not in a teasing manner!

sometimes he’ll pat the free spot beside him, basically begging you to come closer to him.

eventually, denki notices on how touchy he’ll get whenever you’re around— but hitoshi will just shrug it off

“it’s always been that way.” he simply says, but he’ll turn around with this big ass grin on his face 💀

he’s whipped for your touch. so please, do it more

midoriya izuku

he’s also touchstarved. actually, all of them are really touchstarved, and for different reasons 💀

well.. it’s not like he had a choice from the getgo. he was born quirkless, and that lead to him becoming an outcase— and also the victim of bullying i wanna hug him

and being told constantly that he won’t ever be enough, or he won’t ever be a hero— it’s obvious that he doesn’t have any dating experience

but he didn’t think he’d be dating anytime soon— especially since he was ‘just’ pinning over you. he was convinced it was going nowhere

until you confessed. he’s surprised that he didn’t pass out

ever since you guys started dating, he noticed that you’ve been a little timid— not in the way that you feel awkward, more like,, you wanted to say something

or do something, because when you guys were studying together, you just suddenly sat closer to him— and started counting his freckles

he short circuited for a second.

he was reduced to a stuttering, and blushy mess— and you just laughed, telling him “you should continue what you’re doing!” as you ran your other hand across his shoulders

that night, he was wide awake in his bed— recalling your gentle and loving touch, running his hands along the parts of his hair, that you’ve touched

he loves quality time, because while he does like to ramble a lot— he does enjoy spending time with you in silence, but it’s the touches that makes him flustered

despite him being quite shy to initiate any sort of touch, you— on the other hand, were shy with saying praises. so you coped with physical touch, and quality time

man, izuku never gets used to it. no matter how much he tries to— he’s just.. needy, touchstarved.

he doesn’t realize how lost he looks when you’re sitting beside him, and not touching his hair or hands for once. please feel free to do so

oh, and since we’re on the topic of hands— he’ll tear up if you start playing/fiddling with his hands, and especially when you start tracing his scars. it makes him feel so warm.

okay but,, please give him a heads up if you’re going to act touchy in public. he’ll start stammering and blushing hard you might have to put him in rice or smth

the dekusquad talks about that quite a lot, especially when they accidentally witnessed it in the common room (for the first time)

in short— he adores it. sometimes he’ll initiate it, by asking you if you want to sit beside him, to play with his hair. he’s so inlove

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i do not own bnha/mha and it’s characters. boku no hero academia/my hero academia belongs to horikoshi kohei. i only own the writing, and i do not profit off of my hobby

do not plagiarize, repost, translate, or use my works for audio readings without my permission :))

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sleepdeprivedsloth · 3 years

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OMG YES you don't understand how excited it makes me to see your requests open! I've been waiting for this moment for so long!! XD I would freakin LOVE to see what you do with Hinata and Kageyama! I personally prefer their platonic relationship and lee Kageyama has my whole heart, but I'd be 100% happy with whatever you decide to do!! For the numbers, maybe #6 and #19? Thanks so much for opening requests! I'm so excited you don't understandddd!!! <3 (Also I hope you feel better soon! ^^)

a/n: thank you so much for all the kind words!! ik it's been a (very long) while since the last time i posted, and i sincerely apologize for the wait! I"M SO GLAD THAT YOU REQUESTED PLATONIC KAGEYAMA AND HINATA BC THEIR FRIENDSHIP WAS SO FUN TO WRITE IN THIS!! hope you all enjoy :)

Someone Admitting Something

[Haikyuu - Hinata, Kageyama]

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#6: “Don’t you even dare touch me…”

#19: “Geez! You sure do squirm a lot!”

Some setter you turned out to be. Kageyama winced at the internal criticism, his movements sluggish as he packed up his belongings in the club room. Can’t even control something as simple as your timing.

It wasn’t even a real game, just another practice match against Seijoh, but that didn’t mean that it didn’t matter. Kageyama was off his game right from the start; the ball sat uncomfortably in his hands at every serve, his fingers clumsy with every set. He was losing more points than gaining, until he was benched and Sugawara subbed in for him. After Suga came into the picture, Karasuno was luckily able to turn the match around and earn a win against Abajo Sai. No thanks to Kageyama.

Why are you even on the team when you can’t help out during a match? Kageyama closed his eyes and sighed, feeling completely and utterly defeated.

“What’s taking you so long, slowpoke?” Kageyama’s eyes snapped open at the voice. Looking around, he realized that he and none other than Hinata Shoyo were the last two left. “Are you trying to race me to see who can take the longest to leave?!”

Kageyama looked back to Hinata with the most deadpan expression he could manage, hoping that his face was conveying just how stupid this thought was.

Unfortunately, the message went straight over the ginger’s head. “Ha! I accept your reverse-race challenge! Prepare to lose, Crappyama!” he exclaimed as he bent over to start untying his shoelaces in a slow motion type manner.

Kageyama only shook his head and continued to pack his things away, for once ignoring the childish competition proposed by his teammate.

“Kageyama?” Hinata asked, beginning to sense that something was off. The Kageyama he knew would never turn down a chance to one-up him, even if it was something as silly as a slow-mo race. “You doing okay, dude?”

“Do you prefer me or Sugawara?”

Utterly confused, Hinata could only respond with, “Huh??”

Kageyama looked down, his bangs covering over his eyes. “As a setter. Do you prefer to hit sets from me or Suga?”

“Oh, that’s an easy one! I prefer both of you!” Hinata replied, not missing a beat. “You guys are both super talented and experienced, so there’s no way I could only choose one of you.”

“Even after today?” Kageyama spoke barely above a whisper, his voice quieted by shame and regret. “Even after I was so useless to the team that Coach put me on the bench?”

Suddenly, Kageyama felt a pair of arms wrap around his lower ribs from behind him in a tight embrace. After the initial flinch from the unexpected contact, he looked back and saw a mess of orange hair pressed against his spine.

“Is this sad mood really because of the practice match?” Hinata mumbled into Kageyama’s back, sending shivers to run through the ravenette’s body. “It was one off day, dude. One bad game doesn’t determine your worth as a setter, especially when you’ve had so many great and amazing days!”

Kageyama shrugged away from Hinata’s hug and turned to face his teammate, raising his voice to argue, “All of those other days don’t matter if I can’t give you a good set when it actually counts!”

Throwing his arms exasperatedly into the air, Hinata was quick to shout back. “That’s why you have a whole team to back you up, stupid! If you give a bad set, the spikers will adjust. If your serves suck ass, we’ll prepare to go on the defense. If you’re feeling off your game, the team’s got your back! Coach didn’t put you on the bench because he thinks that you’re a bad setter, otherwise you wouldn’t be on the starting lineup! Suga subbed in for you to help out. That’s what a team does, for crying out loud!”

Kageyama could only stare into Hinata’s eyes, mouth slightly agape out of shock. He certainly didn’t expect to be lectured into feeling better. But the setter had to admit: his teammate wasn’t wrong.

“You got that, Sulkyama?!”

“Uh, yeah,” Kageyama breathed out, snapping out of his thoughts with a teasing smile spreading across his face. “Thanks, Shorty.”

Hinata crossed his arms in front of his chest and spoke with a playful sternness, “I don’t want a ‘thank you,’ I want you to admit it is okay for everyone to have bad days.”

With his usual, competitive attitude having returned, Kageyama challenged, “Isn’t my ‘thanks’ good enough for you? No way you’re getting my gratitude and me admitting anything as silly as that.”

“Oh yeah?” Hinata asked with a raised eyebrow, taking a step closer to his friend. “I bet I could make you.”

“Mhm, and how would you manage to do that?”

“I have my ways,” the ginger teased, raising his hands up and wiggling his fingers threateningly towards Kageyama.

The ravenette’s eyes widened, a wobbly smile already finding a place on his flustered face, knowing from experience what Hinata’s go-to cheer up tactic was. Backing away slowly, Kageyama warned, “Don’t you even dare touch me, you human tanger-IHIHIHIHINE! Nohohohoho!”

Before he could even finish, the shorter boy had rushed over and latched his hands onto Kageyama’s sides, wiggling all ten of his fingers into the sensitive flesh. And poor Kageyama had no time to even try and resist the bouts of laughter that started to flow out of him. Curse Hinata’s stupidly fast reflexes!

“I’m sorry, I didn’t quite catch that over your helpless laughter,” the ginger teased, moving his hands down to squeeze at Kageyama’s hips. The ravenette’s knees buckled as he slid down to the floor, but nevertheless Hinata’s ever-relentless squeezes followed. “Is there something you wanna admit for me, Sulkyama?”

“NahaHAHAhaha!!” Kageyama writhed underneath Hinata’s hands from his position on the floor, but despite his best efforts, he just couldn’t dislodge his friend’s torturous hands from his hips. “Gehehet your hands OHOHOFFA MEHEHEHE! Thehehere’s nothing to admiHIHIHIT!”

Hinata stopped his squeezes, but kept his hands firmly in place holding Kageyama down as he clicked his tongue in mock disappointment. “Nothing? Huh, that’s weird,” he spoke as his hands slithered down to rest on top of the ravenette’s thighs.

Kageyama’s breath hitched from the subtle contact, eyes widening in a giddy horror. “W-wait, no-”

“Because I could’ve sworn that someone needed to admit something,” Hinata gave a small squeeze to Kageyama’s thighs, watching with a smirk as the taller boy shrieked with a full body jolt. “And y’know what? This would be a perfect time to admit something before someone gets tickle-tickled somewhere that’s a little too tickle-ticklish~”

“Nohohoho!!” Kageyama’s hands grabbed desperately at Hinata’s, trying anything to get them off of him. Just the mere presence of those small torturous squeezers on his thighs was enough to make him giggle uncontrollably. “Nohohot thehehere! Plehehease, anywhere-”

“Anywhere but here?” Hinata teased with a few quick pinches. “Poor, ticklish Tobio. Whatever shall he do?”

“Nahahahaha, stahahahahahap!!”

“You know what I wanna hear, Ticklyama!” Finished with the taunting touches, Hinata grabbed onto the outer sides of Kageyama’s thighs and dug in with all his might, wiggling his fingers deep into the flesh.

“GAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NONONOHOHOHOHO!” Kageyama’s legs began kicking spontaneously, his waist bucking up into the air in a fruitless attempt to lessen the strong tickly sensations traveling throughout his entire lower body. “STAHAHAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEASE, I-IHIHI CAHAHAN’T!”

“Geez, Kageyama! You sure do squirm a lot!” Hinata exclaimed playfully, keeping a firm grip on his friend’s legs. “You know how to make me stop, just stop being so damn stubborn!”

“OKAHAHAY FIHIHINE!!” Kageyama gathered up all of his remaining strength and admitted in a single breath, “EVERYOHONE HAS BAHAHAD DAHAHAYS AND THAHAT’S OKAHAHAY!! NOW STOHOHOP!”

“Hmm, how about you also admit that you have a stupid face?” the ginger teased.

“SHOHOHOHOYO!!”

“Okay, okay, i guess you’ve had enough,” Hinata spoke with a fond smile, taking his hands off of Kageyama’s thighs after a few final pinches. After bouncing back onto his feet, he extended a hand towards his giggly friend and helped him off of the ground. “You feeling better?”

“Yeah, thahahanks,” Kageyama nodded his head as the last of his chuckles and titters slipped out. “Yohou can really be a little shihihit sometimes, you knohow that?”

“Oh please, you know you love it~”

“What?! Take that back, you turd face!”

“NAHAHAHA!! Wahahait, Kageyamahaha, I take it back! I TAHAHAKE IT BAHAHACK!!”

a/n: thanks for reading everyone! life update post coming soon :)

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