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shenlongshao · 2 years

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GG Strive Meme

It’s been a while since I made a GG Strive related meme. Time to do more of those! Staring with.....

You know this is accurate, you cannot deny it! XD

#guilty gear memes #guilty gear strive memes #GG memes #this is so accurate XD

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smashwolfen · 1 year

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I noticed something really REALLY cool about Legends arceus while looking up references, and it's so little, I don't know how many other folks have noticed it!!

The pokedex you get at the beginning of your journey;

Perfect, crisp and brand new! So many pages to fill! Untouched by anyone ever, the first to ever exist! The original pokedex.

But at the end, with a completed pokedex;

The title of the book is all ripped and damaged! It's been through so many surveys and treks out in hisui's wilderness! The edges of the blue cover are faded and dulling, maybe got wet a few times with run ins with outbreaks, being jostled around in a pack exploring around the region. The black binder holding it together after all this time is equally as banged up, probably barely keeping the stuffed pages inside safe and tucked away, but still doing its job.

This is the first ever pokedex, this is the one that began the understanding of pokemon as we know it, bringing humans and pokemon together as friends in the distant future. Before technology advanced and made the pokedex we were first introduced to in Kanto so many years ago.

It's falling apart and has been waterlogged a few times, it's recorded so much and survived raging lords, hordes or pokemon, alphas, an exile, gods of time and space, a banished deity, and faced almighty sinnoh.

And it was written, filled out, carried and protected all this time, by a kid who did their best to help the professor who first met them in Hisui.

And it survived.

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drama-glob · 4 months

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#alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #schadenfreude #hazbin hotel #vivziepop #XD #<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3 #funny #accurate #meme #hazbin hotel meme #you know I'm right #maybe that's part of the reason why he's so fun and popular ;)#hazbin hotel overture #overture #screenshot

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wheels-of-despair · 8 months

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Fangs for the Mammaries Pairing: Eddie Munson x You Summary: Eddie brings a shexy new toy into the bedroom. Contains: Attempted sexytimes, excessive goofiness, banter that will make you cringe, Eddie being Eddie, Evil Woman wanting a divorce from a moron she's not even married to yet. Words: 1.2k Note: Youths and ageless blogs, DNI. Writer will block your ass.

"Gettin' bored over here, Munson."

You're lying on your back on his bed, blindfolded, listening to him run around the room.

"Keep your panties on, I've gotta set the mood!"

"Why did a chill just run up my spine?" you deadpan.

"AHA!" His triumphant cackle makes your hair stand on end.

After a few clicks of lights and lamps and the unmistakable shuffle of Eddie struggling to get out of his jeans, the mattress bounces as he jumps on top of you. His knees straddle your hips, and his hands close around your wrists, bringing them up above your head.

"Does this mean you're finally ready to sex me up?"

"Mhm," he hums. You can hear his smile, and fight one of your own. The mattress creaks as he leans down. You feel his breath on your cheek. His nose nuzzles your neck. And then…

"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!"

You feel him shaking with laughter on top of you, and fight to free your hands from his grasp. When you finally overpower him - or more likely, he decided to let you go - you rip off the bandana he'd used as a blindfold… and your jaw drops.

"Are you fucking kidding me, Edward?"

Eddie roars with laughter.

So much, in fact, that the plastic vampire fangs almost fall out of his mouth.

He reaches up to shove the vibrant green teeth back in, glowing bright in the blacklight that bathes the room in purple, then shakes out his hair like he's in a shampoo commercial.

"D'you not fine thish shexy?"

"Get your ass off of me, I'm leaving."

"Uh-uh!" He falls forward again and pins your wrists.

"Gib me a kish."

"No."

"Pleash."

"No."

He bats his eyelashes and sucks back the spit that had been gathering in his open mouth so it doesn't dribble on you. What a gentleman.

"Pleeeeash."

You can't hold back your laughter anymore.

"Alright, fine, c'mere, you psychopath," you roll your eyes.

If you're into all tongue and no lip action, invest in a pair of plastic vampire fangs.

When he's done slobbering on your face, he moves to your neck.

"If you bite me, I'm gonna repay the favor," you warn.

"Promish?"

"Let my hands go so I can smack you."

You feel him chuckle against your collarbone, and he does. But for some reason, your hands come to rest on his shoulders instead of carrying out your threat. He nibbles his way down to his beloved girls.

"Sho shoft," he mumbles, rubbing his face against your breasts. The only thing separating him from your warm skin is a faded t-shirt. He drifts a little lower and starts pulling your shirt up with his fangs, an inch at a time, glancing up at you like he's waiting for permission.

Or for you to do it for him.

You reach down to grab the hem and help him out, whipping the shirt over your head and throwing it elsewhere. His eyes get bigger, just like they always do when he sees you naked. He'd probably lick his lips, were he not trying to keep his fangs from falling out.

You shiver when the points of his fangs graze your soft flesh. He's gonna bite. You know he's gonna bite.

He circles your nipple with the edge of one of his plastic teeth and your brace yourself.

"OW!" You jump when he finally bites you. It's not painful, just not something you'd experienced before. Obviously.

"You kay?" he raises his head and asks with panic.

"Keep goin', Drac," you laugh, wrapping your legs around him to pull him closer. He grins and dives back in. He spends a while nibbling at each breast, getting harder each time a bite causes your body to twitch against him. It's a strange sensation that causes a lot of giggling from both parties.

"I can't believe I'm letting you do this," you laugh. "How did I get here? What did I do wrong?"

"You lub it," he mumbles, moving down to your stomach. You lub him.

"Nope," you say when his slobbery kisses reach the waistband of your panties.

"Pleash," he whines, trying to get a fang between the elastic and your skin. You slide a hand into his hair and try to guide him away.

"Nope. We're done here, Count Dorkula."

"Just onsh?"

"Nope."

"I'll shtop if you dote like it." He bats his pretty eyelashes up at you, and you sigh. He just looks so damn cute.

"One time, and then we never speak of this again."

"Yesh!"

You hold your face in your hands, dragging your fingers down your cheeks. The things we do for lub.

Eddie slides your panties off, spreads your legs, and dives in with his stupid plastic fangs.

It only takes a few seconds for you to forget about the absurdity of the fangs and focus on the tongue. He doesn't try to nip or bite. He doesn't quite get his normal reach, with the plastic in the way, but he makes up for it with speed.

He doesn't surface until you've soaked his face. He drops the fangs into his hand and grins at you.

"You know what would've been awesome?"

"If your next sentence contains the word 'blood', I'm gonna kick you in the face."

He laughs and crawls up the bed to lie next to you, leaning over to deposit the teeth on his nightstand.

"This is the best day of my life," he grins, gazing at you like you hung the moon.

"I want a divorce."

"We're not married yet," he laughs, getting comfortable on his back next to you.

"I'm gonna marry you just so I can divorce you."

"I'll take what I can get, I guess." He reaches for your hand and gives it a squeeze. You lie there for a moment, staring up at the glow-in-the-dark stars you'd stuck on his ceiling together, until you have the strength to move.

"Be right back," you smile, turning to kiss him before rolling out of bed to go freshen up.

He's so pleased with himself for pulling off his fang stunt that he doesn't notice you swipe them from the table on your way out. Or the suspicious curve of the hand that's concealing them when you return.

Eddie is right where you left him; lying on his back in the center of the bed, hands behind his head and a tent in his boxers. You hop onto the mattress and straddle him like he did you, starting at his neck and slowly kissing a trail down to his boxers. He lifts his ass and lets you take them off and throw them aside.

You duck your head so he can't see, and when you raise back up…

"No," he says quickly.

"Told you I wash gonna repay the fabor."

"Don't."

"I shurvived. Sho will you."

"Babe."

"Your mouf shaysh no, but thish," you gave his leaking cock a light tap, "saysh yesh."

He whines. His brow furrows and his dick twitches as he considers it. He'll cave. You just have to wait it out.

You lace your fingers and rest your chin on top of them, blinking up at him sweetly from your position between his legs. You grin through the gleaming hunk of plastic in your mouth. He'll cave. You know he'll ca--

"Do it, please, oh my god, what the fuck--" His whining stops the second you glide your mouth down the length of his cock.

Stupid glow-in-the-dark vampire fangs and all.

#writings of despair #eddie munson x you #eddie munson x reader #no i did not go out and buy a pair of cheap vamp fangs so i could accurately translate this #(this is a lie. anybody need a pair? i have spares. XD)

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capn-twitchery · 1 month

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twitch has gotten way too weird and gotten away with being historically inaccurate for far too long so i fixed them! they're normal now. AND i actually colourpicked the cosmogone spectacles this time. can you believe i made them yellow before instead??

much better : )

#i'm so sorry i doodled this in like 15 minutes #i hope it goes without saying but this is april fools #i could not do that to them. could you IMAGINE #this shouldn't go in the art tag but it will #fred draws #i don't ven think this is historically accurate either i'm gonna be real i just googled and went with the first blue coat i saw xD

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the-kk-crow · 1 year

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Errinkmare M2?

In what possible universe do you think they would sleep comfortably in a bed together?

[Shipping meme here!]

#Nightmare Sans #Ink Sans #Error Sans #Errinkmare #errink #inkmare #errormare #quo's art #quo's colors #quo answers #A DIFFERENT OLD ASK #I never answered it because whenever I looked at it I struggled with “??? but Error wouldn't sleep in bed with people”#“how would I make this funny or in character”#solution is to wait 2 years then you'll figure it out #the ask box is for requests so you may get things you might not expect lol #if you want me to draw things accurate to your vision pay me XD #I have a commission sheet!

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turtledotjpeg · 1 year

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This started out as just "hey I like both of these characters what if they interacted," but after seeing Melody crying about Kacho in chapter 400 I really wanted to draw her with someone who Gets It

if no one else will give them a hug... can they hug each other :'(

Oito & Melody both have a tendency to freak out a bit in stressful situations, so I wondered if they might amplify that in each other haha. But on the other hand I could see them empathizing with each other and maybe being able to comfort each other? (or maybe I'm just a bit delusional lol)

#having a hard time articulating this but i think the gist of it is #i love that they're women who are smart and cool and brave and also emotional‚ & that in the midst of all this strategizing + intrigue #it feels like their stories are so consistently focused on human connections? is that accurate? idk #so tl;dr as unlikely as it is i'd love to see melody in room 1014 :'D #hunter x hunter #hxh #oito hui guo rou #woble hui guo rou #melody hxh #senritsu #(.......and maybe... what if..... they also kissed??? 😳)#(no listen i'm a totally respectable and intellectual manga fan over here i swear‚‚)#...on a different note if i'm talking about giving melody a hug i feel the need to nominate kacho for one too #at least she has her sister but. kid has a lot on her plate right now and is taking it like a champ #i hope she and melody can be friends‚ i think they could both really use one right now lol #aah i forgot to tag shimano #but that tag seems to be full of bicycles? xD so maybe #shimano hxh

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mushroom-for-art · 8 months

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Mnemosyne and Zeus chibis from @ask-mirage-mews!

#my art #Not my ocs #👏We👏love👏a👏glow👏up👏!!!!#Nemo getting their own custom base specifically to be with Zeus #I leant more into the shapes used in your style #So more ankle ect #Sorry I didn't do any of that cool like colored lineart techniques u do or colored eye lines #They're really impressive and really pretty I am just lazy XD #They love each otherrrr #(sorry about no mittens either)#When ur tail so poofy u can't cheeky wrap it around ur partners waist rip #Also I couldn't find ref for the heart necklace so sorry its not accurate but I figured it's two half's of their most bold colors #Zeus can always have the mosy part by their heart and Mosy can always have Zeus' by theirs I thought it cute #They're very cute #I hope you like them!!#May edit the base flipping it the other way just to have Janus looking at Fugi disappointedly later down the line XD

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fandomsarefamily1966 · 9 months

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Anathema: How do you cope with your trauma? Crowley: The trick is to play Queen music louder than your thoughts.

#source: unknown #incorrect good omens quotes #incorrect quotes #haven't done one of these in a while #and it's not like he has much choice in the matter #but this is still so accurate #XD

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the-milk-anon · 10 months

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'why are these fucking lights tangled!?' Dabi's voice booms through the house. You walk into the room and see the poor man getting himself stuck in the Christmas lights.

'well, if you remember, last year you tore them down and crammed them into the box and this it'll be a "next year problem" and unfortunately for you, we are living in that next year.' you explain, swallowing your laughs as to not further annoy him.

'why didn't you stop me?' he demands when you free him from the light prison.

'because if we are being honest, seeing you struggle with these lights is the best Christmas gift I could ever receive' you help him untangle the string of lights and carefully wrap them up to hang later.

'glad you find me amusing.' he huffs with an annoyed frown.

'oh I do. And I can't wait for this to happen again next year when you don't learn your lesson'

pls he's just a lil guy 🥺 lil grumpy guy 🥺

thank you so much love askjelalwkekfk

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#why is this so accurate tho #esp for me lmao #also merry early christmas xD #i don't rly celebrate but i'm the kinda person to randomly hum christams songs at this time of year #dabi x milk #hot milk #dabi x reader #dabi fluff #chaos 🌕#shockinglysubmissive #🥦.mha #🥛.mail

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webhead3345 · 4 months

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The LU Chain in Volleyball

I spent all day watching my siblings play Volleyball with their teams, and had this thought of what the Chain would be like on a team of their own.

Time: Quiet coach. He tries to grow team spirit by making the team take disciplines together, but also knows how to quietly take aside a player who is struggling and help them in private.

Warriors: Team captain. Hitter. The type who knows he’s good and is frustrated when everyone else isn’t communicating or playing as well as he knows they can, but tries to encourage out real potential and not let his irritation get to him.

Twilight: Ace hitter. Anywhere he is he’ll get the ball over and through the most consistently. He can hit right or left handed. He’s the type of player who apologizes a lot, who looks intimidating but is actually sweet, and who calls himself out to the refs (which irritates some of his teammates).

Sky: Setter. He’s good at making sure everyone in his team is doing well emotionally. He’s encouraging and sweet, but has an uncanny precision and control of his sets.

Four: Libero. He’s a very balanced player, and very good at noticing the morale and emotions of the other players, and good at making jokes where necessary, or at showing himself a good defense to bolster confidence. He has quite a few brothers and they were raised in such a way that they have learned teamwork very well. He rivals Warriors for best team player.

Legend: Back row. Loves blocking when in the front. He’s been playing the longest of any of them, though he’s had a different team every year he’s played. He’s been in higher divisions (though home life has him playing on this smaller team now), and he knows all the rules and the way things are supposedto be and it bothers him when things are disorderly, unprofessional, or out of place. Sometimes his perfectionism gets on his teammates’ nerves.

Hyrule: back row. He’s very good at defense. He’s the type of person who quietly plays the game, kindly goes through the motions and cheers everyone on, but doesn’t do (or expect) a lot of interaction outside of practice and play and so knows very little about his team and vice-versa. He is a little bemused to find that this team doesn’t quite run that way, but he enjoys it when he gets to spend extra time with them rather than being on a loner team like in his past.

Wild: hitter. He subs in for Four when the libero reaches the front row. He’s wild and friendly and encouraging, but he bears a lot of baggage from his last team which wasn’t the best. He and all his teammates were put under a lot of pressure and he lost all joy for the game before transferring to this team. He feels like the failures of his past team all falls onto his shoulders, and many of them quit playing altogether from that experience. Sometimes, when he gets stressed or forgets this team is different, he’ll fall back to a serious and tense persona and seem the opposite of his normal cheery self. This is very bad for on court communication and team morale.

Wind: He has experience as the oldest on his previous teams and now he’s the youngest and least experienced and it’s grating to him. Everyone expects him to be worse because of his size and age and he’s mostly a bench warmer. He subs in on occasion (most often to replace Wild in one of his moods), and in those times shows himself competent. He has to play off the net because he’s so short. He’s not as strong or fast as some of the others, but he has a consistency born from captaining and helping carry his past team.

#webhead originals #linkeduniverse #linked universe #I don’t know how accurate these are but they were a lot of fun to think out XD #I only played Volleyball in a homeschool league for the last few years of high school so I am in no way an expert on it 😅#But it was fun to imagine these boys in it and how they would get along #… and where they wouldn’t. 😆

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incorrectspnforfun · 1 year

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Crowley: If I'm being honest, Castiel, I feel like you don’t like me. Cas: I’ve told you multiple times that I don’t.

#castiel #crowley #cas and crowley #crowley and cas #bromance #this duo is still so iconic to this day #i love them #they're so funny XD #spn #spn incorrect quotes #accurate

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pixelatedraindrops · 7 months

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Oh no, I just came up with another whumpy head-canon in my head for Yuma... XD

It involves his Forte.

He can only use Coalescence with the same person (or in general) a maximum of three times a day. (meaning holding hands and using the ability, then letting go) After that, his body begins to get tired (like fubuki and desuhiko) and the more times he uses it after, his state gets even worse and even begins falling ill.

He slowly starts developing symptoms (such as dizziness and coughing) as time goes by and the rainy setting of Kanai Ward only makes it worse for him.

Starting at a low fever after time #4 around 37.5c or 99.5f

Then a moderate one after time #7 around 38.7c or 101.6f

Then it becomes high and more severe if it gets past time #10 around 39.2c or 102.5f to 40.0c or 104.0f

After every 3 times (past the original 3 times) his body temperature rises and his health deteriorates.

If he’s not careful, it may even land him in the hospital 🏥

It first happens with Halara since they were so stubborn and iffy about holding hands. (Shinigami didn’t know of this limit either)

He eventually has to ask Halara to keep their hands together the rest of the investigation and explains once his body temperature reaches near a certain level. Halara complies with no choice seeing the state he's in.

Because of all the times he lets go and holds their hand again during the investigation, he’s probably more closer to the higher state. They keep their hands conjoined by the time they investigate the third crime scene. Until Halara lets it go on order for him to investigate the window outside the room.

"...you look like a walking corpse master. I think you should stop using Coalescence now and only use it as a last resort. Looks like Hellara's reluctance to touch you caused you to use it way too much."

Naturally the first time this occurs, it ends pretty badly due to them being in the dark about it. By the time the case is solved, he has a temperature of around 39.c.

Then it also happens with Fubuki because of all the time rewinds. (This time he and Shinigami knew the risk better but not the exact number, but they had no choice given the situation they were in.)

"You don't look so good... Are you okay?"

Kurumi notices the paleness of his state and asks him if he’s okay. Of course to not cause any worry, he says he’s fine.

He only holds hands with Fubuki a total of 6/7 times so the state he's in this time is only moderate. But it's still tiring for him. By the time the case is solved, he is exhausted. His temperature is at around 38.c

But with Desuhiko and Vivia he was okay since he only held their hands once.

It is a pretty powerful forte so…

it probably comes at a price, or a limit.

However: Yuma temporarily fully recovers when in a Mystery Labyrinth since they’re in another world, but after returning to reality, he’s in the same state as when he first entered. (maybe even worse) Causing him to usually collapse after the case is solved and they’re (hopefully) out of danger. But only if he over-uses his forte.

(endgame spoilers)

Makoto explains this in the Final Labyrinth.

Only 3 times a day, Coalescence can be used with no penalty. After that, it slowly takes a toll on both their health. Without that limit, it would be too powerful, and all power comes with a price.

Plus, what better way to slow these two determined hardworking boys down? An injury likely wouldn’t stop them, but how about crippling them with fever? That would slow anyone down.

That also may be another reason why Number One remains in the shadows. Although his mind and ability is powerful, maybe his physical state is rather frail. So he rarely comes out and makes sure to be careful using his forte. To keep himself in adequate health. However, after losing his memory he forgot about the limit it has, and puts himself at risk not once but twice.

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(this would breed for good sickfic fodder :3 Not just the rainy setting of Kanai, but his forte too. (plus games just use high fevers as a side effect for things like this a lot anyway)

god this is just too easy…😂

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shadowxamyweek · 2 years

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This amazing artwork is by Aimy-Neko and has been posted with their permission! You can find it and so many of their other fantastic works by following this link to their Twitter!

(And thank you @shadamyheadcanons for helping me find this! Please go give them some love!💖🖤)

#amy rose #shadow the hedgehog #shadamy #shadowxamy #we spent... so long looking #this was an art piece that got lost in a shuffle of accounts #finding it again and giving credit to the author was a fucking MISSION for me #i LOVE this piece!#and when i all but gave up hope- headcanons came out of nowhere and found it like a champion XD #I don't know if there is a god #but if there is #they definitely ship shadamy #<- quote from our conversation and 100% ACCURATE

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onlyzhuyilong · 7 months

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