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some notes based on my travels
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stillflight · 3 hours
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it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now
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stillflight · 3 hours
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spiritually you will never employ me
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didnt you die
That was weeks ago dude. Things change
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stillflight · 4 hours
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you'll just be minding ur business and then suddenly the air smells like an august evening in 2005
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stillflight · 4 hours
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Officially in my quiet era i don't have much to say about anything anymore it is what it is and life goes on
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stillflight · 4 hours
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this had me crying real tears
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stillflight · 5 hours
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it's murderer night, the one night a year where there's for sure a murderer. famously, the murderer will do everything they can to try and deceive you into opening the door, so i'll have to stay alert.
at midnight i hear a knock on my door. cautiously from my couch, i holler "who's there?"
i hear whoever's on the other side say "im a woman with boobs".
i contemplate this for a moment, before opening the door. on the other side is the most beautiful woman with boobs ive ever seen. but while im looking at her boobs she takes out a knife and murders me.
moral of the story: women can be murderers too so stay on guard.
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stillflight · 7 hours
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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended
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stillflight · 7 hours
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i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real
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stillflight · 7 hours
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Disco Elysium out there with the real artist experience
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stillflight · 7 hours
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stillflight · 7 hours
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while you were studying girls i was kissing the blade
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stillflight · 8 hours
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Me: man I hate not being in a flicker, I wish one would happen
The monkey's paw: this is like the fifth time in two months you've curled that particular finger, maybe a different one would yield better results, less routine consequences...?
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stillflight · 8 hours
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I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again
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stillflight · 8 hours
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nothing canon era fic writers could come up with will ever be as cruel as modern au fic writers putting these guys in the most basic modern scenarios. like he was born to live & die by the blade, his story was over before it began. and you made him take the bus and work a 9 to 5 job
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