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marsipaniscool · 9 days

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My thoughts about Wham are as follows:

He is, at the core, an abused man. He was ripped from his rightful family and had to quickly realize that if he wasn't useful for his masters, they would slaughter him like they did with his family. And he would have been killed if he wasn't a baby, easy to groom into becoming a warrior. They treat him as a bodyguard, not son. A student at best. Has he ever tasted the warmth of true family? Has he ever been loved? Does he remember his rightful mother, feeding and cradling him? And does he remember his baptism as a warrior, baptism in his mother's blood? Idk man, it's lowkey depressing. He still turned out a good person by pillar men standards, despite his masters being amoral at best. He is such a good man like. Bro deserved better.

nika my sweet angle this sat in my ask box for TOO LONG i’m so sorry😭 just a few little blurbs on some of my thoughts on wham <3

i think a key component of kars’s plan was having children to train up with him and Esidisi. Wamuu was planned, they had been keeping a close eye on his parents for millennia ever since they had been given the blessing to try for a child. his parents were both warriors, so wham was the perfect little baby of genetics and luck for them to snatch up.

i think santana was a surprise, probably not for the parents, but for Kars and Esidisi. santana was more than likely subjected to a lot of Kars’s experiments, since he wasn’t the warrior wamuu was. and lbr that did a NUNBER on whams psyche, leading him to bury himself in his studies and training.

wham would’ve been around 2,000 yrs old when he was taken, so he would’ve been a toddler in my mind. i like to think he has some deeply ingrained memories of his mother, ie. he finds himself mindlessly humming a tune he thought he made up or heard fleetingly from some human village, but it’s a lullaby his mother used to sing. also a part of why he’s soft towards women, he sees his mother in every single one of them. he wonders about her endlessly in his worse days.

i don’t imagine kars ever sat wham down and said “hi im the man who killed everyone :)” but i do think kars gave a distorted version of the massacre when wham asked. wham had been letting the mystery of what happened to everyone else like them consume him, and it was affecting his loyalty and devotion, so it all came out in a rush when wham was a young teen, soon after Santana was shunned. kars would’ve told wham that the tribe was leading their people to their own death, how they were acting like the lowly humans who used to revere them. so, kars and esidisi saved wham and tried to save santana from a life of doom and gloom. wham is intelligent on merit of being a pillar men, but i think he’s very naïve, and kars uses that to his full advantage.

i also think kars knows not to push wamuu’s naïvety too far, as shown in the flashback with the child. kars ends up finishing the job because pushing wamuu to extremes too often WILL make him resent kars, and that’s a dangerous position to be in. it absolutely gets on kars’s nerves to have to get his hands dirty when it comes to women and children being in his way, but he can’t even consider losing wamuu as his most valuable pawn.

#jjba #jojo no kimyou na bouken #jojo’s bizzare adventure #jjba headcanons #battle tendency #wamuu #wamuu headcanon #kars #kars headcanon #pillar men #pillar men headcanon #santana #esidisi

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toomuchracket · 3 months

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imagining birthday party matty & girlie just dropping wedding pics out of nowhere and breaking the internet (at least their gay and mentally ill side of the internet) and matty being all blush in the pics staring at his wife (!!) and a couple of him holding her up bridal style and not being able to keep his hands off of her.

alternatively flatmate wedding/post wedding night with matty being super emotional cause the woman he’s been in love with for years and year is finally his wife after years of relentless pining & dating.

LOVE like yes people know you're married (matty got too excited to say wife and grassed live on radio. there's a blurb about it from december) but the wedding pictures truly drop out of nowhere and the sad bitches (us i fear) go CRAZY. there is quite literally only one pic of matty actually smiling at the camera because he couldn't take his eyes off you - the photographer (i can't tell if it would be jordan or not) tries to shout on him like 8393 times to look at the lens, to no avail, so they give up and just take loads of pics where he's looking lovingly at you (and blushing in the ones when you're looking at him). and then after you've done all the Proper pics and the ones with family/close friends/everyone at the wedding (and, lbr, one with mayhem), matty just scoops you up to carry you off and you giggle and kiss him and tell him you love him, and that all gets caught on camera too. those are matty's favourite pics, actually; he's like "it's so obvious we're so in love i'm obsessed with them. and you, my beautiful wife", the simp lol. and his favourite solo pic of you is one he took of you at the reception, when your veil was off and your hair was down and you had a baseball cap on that said "marriage material" on it and you were fully 😁 at him lol. definitely his lockscreen for ages, until amy is born and it gets relegated to homescreen in favour of a pic of you reading her a bedtime story the first night she's home from hospital after being born. cuuuuuuuuuuuuute <3

#mads answers asks #matty asks #fluff asks #into the birthday partyverse #mayhem #birthday baby #amy

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stvharrngton · 1 year

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I'm definitely going to be thinking about that blurb of Steve with a breeding kink for a while. But um... in the meantime-

I think Steve is one of those guys whose all about making their partners feel good. Like you're cumming twice before he does. And there was one time when you were both tipsy and you'd been teasing him and he ended up cumming first. Poor guy was so guilty and sad.... the next day your legs were shaking as he made up for it...

same tbh

but yeah he definitely is like he’s always putting your pleasure first before he even thinks about his own but lbr he gets off on you getting off so everything he does for your pleasure is for him too<3

maybe u were at a party or something and you were wearing his fav dress on you or whatever and when you were dancing with him you were just like. all over him and pressing into him and going in to press your lips to his but then moving away at the last moment😳 so the poor boy is all riled up and when youse get home you’re all over each other naturally and you get on top to ride him and it just feels so good almost too good because you’re grinding your cunt onto his cock and he’s got the perfect view of your tits bouncing and it’s just too overwhelming for him:( so he cums before you for like the first time ever and he just felt so awful??? and you try and reassure him like stevie! it’s ok! but he just won’t stand for it!

so the next morning he’s waking you up with his head between your thighs and he’s making you cum at least twice just from his mouth :) <3

#i’m sweating #steve harrington #steve harrington smut #steve harrington x reader #steve harrington headcanon #Anonymous #asks #k.hc

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taywans · 6 months

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as a person who grew up in hk, studied in britain (not oxford, unfortunately, i cant flex that) and is still experiencing the effects of british colonialism to date, babel was the perfect piece of fantasy / alt historical fiction that i could have dived into this week. truly the most well-deserved hate wank fiction i've ever read about bigotry.

icb stumbled into this book blind, didn't read the blurb properly or anything, just knew it would be good based off the ratings and hype. imagine my surprise when i figured that it was set in canton? and mentions the opium war within the first chapter? that shit got me hooked so fast. and then, all the interspersed references to idioms + hanzi radicals were so satisfying. robin explaining the word dan4 / 旦 to ravy against the backdrop of sunset is just. <3 my heart cannot take it. my only gripe is not hearing robin speaking in canto when he was in canton ( guess they couldn't be bothered to engage a cantonese speaker for the audiobook .... @ audible . lol )

also r f kuang out here doing gods work. like what do you mean this isn't a way to raise awareness in european cultures about the injustices that have been wrought upon colonies. :))) because lbr no average person will pick up a history book on the opium war where it doesn't concern them. repackaging it into internationally-parseable fiction tho ??? best way of getting people interested and talking about history. 10/10.

#babel the necessity of violence #babel #babel an arcane history #books #bookblr #rant

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buried-stars · 10 months

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ooh bestie let's bitch abt fandoms we share 👀 so how about 9, 10, 13, and 14 for p5, ai, and/or bstars 🙏just talk shit abt whatever u want to ok

sometimes violence is the answer

9) worst part of canon

p5: WHERE DO I BEGIN. i mean lbr the game goes downhill fast after the first arc but im really pissed about that scene after the 7th palace to this day. you know the one.

ai: the less said about nirvana initiative the better

bstars: hot take i guess but revenant's kinda mid overall

10) worst part of fanon

p5: ONCE AGAIN. WHERE DO I BEGIN. i think rly its just that i hate shu/ake / its shippers LMAO theyre the ones who annoy me.

ai: theres no way mizuki & bibi are getting along that easilyyy and there's NO WAY she prefers her to date and THERE IS NO WAY that ryuki's crush is ever getting reciprocated

bstars: its literally just me in here

13) worst blorboficiation

p5: im the only bitch on this earth who understands goro akechi.

ai: ppl tend to forget that date's like. an actual complex human being and not just mr horny.

bstars: i just cant vibe w anyone who thinks post rash verdict gyu-hyuk would be normal. its not fluffy its traumatic

14) that one thing you see in fics all the time

p5: actually the thing is see most is "this work has been hidden by blurb blocker"

ai: see above

bstars: its literally just me in here

#i love you tysm #asks

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starfleetimagines · 2 years

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Hi! Could I get a blurb with shran from ENT?

Im starting school again soon and will be studying to be an administrative assistant. I like reading, watching movies and series and i like playing games

I'd like the blurb to be about the first time shran realizes that he has a crush on reader/me if that's okay, if not then change it to whatever you'd like

Good luck with your school!

Thank you! Good luck to you, too! xx

On the Enterprise, you'd work as yeoman/support staff who dabbles in communications (because lbr, skills are so widely applicable on a starship). As such, Shran would see a lot of you whenever he's onboard. He'd see you in the background, though, on your PADD, making notes or editing some document. From the moment he saw you, he would be fascinated by you. You'd be quiet most of the time, working in the background and working by yourself. That would intrigue him. So much so that he'd begin to go out of his way to speak with you or be near you. Any time he was on the ship or on a mission you were on, he'd ask about you "Where might Yeoman Y/L/N be?" "Will Y/L/N be joining us?"

Archer might get a bit annoyed at that, but it would be because he'd think Shran just wanted to pester you or bother you. In reality, Shran wants nothing more than to get to know you. It wouldn't be until Shran started to realize he found you attractive that he'd question what exactly he was feeling for you. He'd try to push them away - he couldn't possibly have feelings for a Pink Skin. But, he more time he spent with you, the stronger his feelings would get until one day he couldn't hold them in any longer. He'd get you alone and would just say out right "I believe I am developing romantic feelings for you. Would you accompany me to my ship for a meal?" You'd be shocked, of course, but would say yes and giddily go get ready for your date.

#asks #personal blurbs #shran x reader #star trek enterprise #star trek fanfiction

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ready-eddie · 2 years

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Eddie with a marching band gf:

A mix of more headcanons and blurbs, using previous headcanons brainstormed with @erosso

A/N: all I’m saying is Eddie’s a goblin type boyfriend and I love that for him he’s trying his best okay

• Like I said, he’s the band mom, but only for you.

“Hey band mom! Do we have any more snacks I’m starving!” As he’s guarding a pile of trail mix, chips, and a handful of chocolates, eating his own pack of trail mix, mouth full: “Nope fresh out kid!”

He’s also a little shit so it’s 50/50 if he’ll actually be band mom for you:

“So band mom, do we have any more snacks?” You ask, giving minimal attention to the sports game the band is supporting, your eyes meeting his big brown doe eyes as he munches away.

“Am I not enough of a snack for you? Geez 🙄”

You did not end up getting any pre or post half time snacks 😐 10/10 chance he probably ate them all lbr

• Football games in late November early December? Hell even in the south US it snowed I can only imagine Indiana in early winter.

Do you feel any ounce of cold? No. Eddie has cocooned the two of you in a mountain of blankets while the rest of the band has become musical popsicles.

• His seat could be right next to the band, 2 steps away from where you were sitting but you can bet he will take the long away around just to step on people feet and just “Move! I’m tryna see my girlfriend!” He absolutely loves calling you his girlfriend and will scream it from the heavens if he could.

Someone tries to get onto him for broken toes (mans probably STOMPS lbr)?

He like, barks at them.

Eddie Munson barks at people and you can’t convince me otherwise. Mans feral. Sue me.

Someone goes to say something and he just:

• if the director hasn’t kicked him out for being a menace to society, he will 100% sit and stare while you practice. He gets the need to practice, especially without distractions so he will just stare, mesmerized by your talent and he will, without hesitation hype you up when you’re beating yourself up over a section.

• he has multiple banners made up; one for official games, one for practices, and just a general banner he keeps on his person 24/7. His practice banner? Same thing as the official game banner but more pint sized. You’ll be practicing on the field, going through drills and he’s just

Legit he could be by himself in the bleachers, watching you walk around and he’s just on cloud nine

• will 100% ask if you could teach him how to play. Doesn’t matter what you play, he wants to learn. Alternatively, if you ask him to teach you guitar? He’s ecstatic. He’s not entirely used to people showing interest in his interests so part of him is trying not to scare you off but another part of him is like “I can show you the world~”

•tries to slip his own sheet music into your folder

You learn it anyway just to surprise him and he’s over the moon

“You really took the time to learn this??”

“Of course I did, you wrote it and I just knew it had to be a masterpiece”

Hearteyes. He could propose right then and there. It was probably in that moment in your relationship that he knew he was in deep

• he skips class to stand in the door of the band room but he also makes faces and does a little dance and jig if you notice him. Passerby have never been more confused but they know not to question it at this point

Poor Robin was confused about it at first but eventually just looks at you and says “y/n please deal with your gremlin”

Said gremlin tries to sneak into the band hall after being banned for being too distracting. Said gremlin also steals your jacket and maybe a scrunchie/hair tie in an attempt to blend in and not be noticed. Said gremlin gets kicked out in seconds, with all your belongings that he swiped

• your picture in uniform on a pin on his jacket? He wears it proudly and if someone asks or even glances at it? “Oh yeah that’s my girlfriend 😏”

• “Babe is the pin really necessary? I look so dorky PLS”

“Yes but you’re my dork and I love you~”

On another note: orchestra gf? Image of sophistication and grace. Eddie mf’n Munson? 👹 that’s it. Just 👹. Perfect duo 10/10

#munson.🎸#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #eddie munson headcanons #stranger things #stranger things headcanons #eddie munson x you #these are horrible but I stand by my statements

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elvisabutler · 2 years

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WIP List for September

Trust me when I say none of this is in any particular order because I work on things when I desire to/have the inspiration. See also: why Caught in a Trap things take 5 million years. Also consider this the I've received your request list too, since, you know I can't really tell y'all otherwise.

Caught in a Trap pt. 4 ( probably coming some time soon, stuff keeps getting chopped off so it's my problem child )

Priscilla!Actress x Austin ( you read your lines series part 3 )

Future Priscilla!Actress x Future Austin pt 1 ( note to self actually try and make a moodboard for this and include paul and joanne )

Jealousy Fic Trio ( literally three separate fics to answer the one anon who was like I need drunk/jealous Austin when you're not busy which lol me not being busy that's adorable )

Walls Have Ears Elvis fic. ( stop being a baby deer about this somehow?? )

The Psych Post re: Elvis ( i feel like the fandom might be dead by the time I get that one finished )

The Priscilla!Actress Headcanon/Blurb thing about Baz's Wrap party where he's like NESSUN DORMA NO SLEEP NO SLEEP TONIGHT ( it's just sad lbr )

I Gotta A Feeling in My Body ( 60s Sugar Daddy Elvis )

The Olivia x Reader x Austin fic(s??)

Austin x Presley!Reader Headcanons ( if anyone is paying attention, I'm probably only going to do this once for this anon )

Austin x Reader Baby Pictures thing ( this is one of the non-celeb ones )

PA! Reader x Austin Smut, basically friends to lovers thing with miscommunication and a very poorly timed kiss.

One more 68 special commentary on The Moment

Austin x Reader ( fluff, "don't worry, I'm staying right here." )

Vampire!Austin x Reader Turning fic

#this looks like a lot. it's really not.#mostly because the baz wrap party is almost done.#and i can usually slam out headcanons pretty quick #and two of these are gala pieces i'm gonna bang out pretty quick.#when i'm not feeling like i got run over by a truck #admin notes #*main posts

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immoralitys · 2 years

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TEST MUSES ---- !

marcos whyte, 25 y/o, drew r*y tanner fc

fabricio baier, 22 y/o, michael c*mino fc

arin colombo, 44 y/o, chris m*ssina fc

caden grant, 40 y/o, l*e pace fc

kasey basile, 21 y/o, sav*nnah lee smith fc

pacey basile, 21 y/o, sav*nnah lee smith fc

as i’m incapable in not coming up with new muses constantly, under the cut are the bios and blurbs of new muses i’m in the process of fleshing out!

name: marcos whyte. d.o.b. 9 june 1997. faceclaim(s): drew ray tanner. gender: cis male. pronouns: he/him. sexuality: bisexual. nationality: brazilian. ethnicity: jamaican-chinese. languages: portuguese, patois, english occupation: graduate student in social work, graduate employee/assistanship. role: switch (primarily dominant).

marcos is a player, by any and all means. very flirty. frequently spends his weekends at parties.

grew up working class, originally got an athletic scholarship to live in the u.s. as long as he played on their soccer team (most likely a d1 school, think the tar heels or hoosiers), so he moved to the us when he was about 19. currently a graduate social work student focusing on systematic bias towards immigrant families.

struggles with informal written english, commonly gets confused with the connotation behind text messages from people or doesn’t pick up on tonal changes. has no problem with hearing informal english, but he’s the strongest in formal written english (ie academia)-- not informal.

his entire family still lives in brazil (salvador de brahia), which includes his grandmother, mother, and younger sister. he typically facetimes his mother for hours once a week, as they watch her favorite telenovela together.

when he’s extremely tired, overworked, overwhelmed, or any extreme emotion really, marcos tends to switch back to his native tongue (portuguese). sometimes its easier for him to figure out what he wants/needs this way, and will commonly reiterate what he said afterwards in english.

name: fabricio baier. nickname(s): “ricio” (ree-SEE-oh) or “fabi” d.o.b. 12 december 1999. faceclaim(s): michael cimino. gender: cis? male (figuring it out). pronouns: he/him/his. sexuality: queer (attracted to women and those feminine-presenting). nationality: puerto rican. languages: spanish, english occupation: professional skater (inline), part time worker @ a friend’s skate shop. role: true switch.

‘girls’ by justus bennetts is his life anthem

has a tendency to get in relationships far too fast, is liable at any point in time to have his heart broken

“raised by women” softie vibes . raised by two moms (kiara aka “mom” and fabiola aka “mami”), his grandparents (grandma on one side, grandma & grandfather on the other). his grandfather had memory issues all fabi’s life, eventually turned into alzheimer's, has nothing but amazing memories with him. thought his grandmothers were also lesbians until about age 8, because they were very close friends & neighbors, so to him that meant they were dating just like his moms. occasionally saw his birth father, who fufilled more of that “flighty and eccentric uncle” role, but never felt like he was missing out.

wanted to be tony hawk as a kid, but neither of his mothers knew how to skateboard, but his mami (fabiola) DID know how to rollerblade so she taught him how. it’s his main passion in life, spends a significant amount of his time practicing. competes in every major competition. sponsored by vans and seba skates. gives free lessons to kids @ his childhood friend’s skate shop in california.

does NOT believe he is “gifted” or a “natural talent”... barely believes he’s talented lbr. but he does think that he’s worked incredibly hard to get where he is, and couldn’t have gotten where he is without his family’s help.

see diaby diako or jeremy domingues for skill level/skate presence.

consistently ranked in top 10

name: arin colombo. d.o.b. 1 october 1977. faceclaim(s): chris messina. gender: cis male. sexuality: bisexual (male preference). nationality: american. languages: english, italian, asl occupation: art broker. role: dominant.

clientele are primarily high class criminals looking for a way to hide dirty money

has an african gray parrot who is 35 years old, arin got him when he was 9 years old because his grandparents didn’t want to deal with a cat or a dog. the bird’s name is el-el after ll cool j (”el-el looks more sophisticated”). knows about 900 words. is potty trained. arin treats el-el like a child. has a significantly large aviary on the roof of arin’s apartment building.

wears birkenstocks

bleach blonde hair

+tbd

name: caden grant. nicknames: "denny” --- most people, “cady” --- his late brother, and he hated it, 10/10 do not recommend calling him it, d.o.b. 21 august 1981. faceclaim(s): lee pace. gender: cis male. sexuality: bisexual. nationality: american. languages: english (fluent), mandarin (fluent), occupation: retired tech mogul. role: switch.

owns 3 golden retrievers “the three cheese blend”, all of which are named according to what cheese their coat color corresponds to : marscapone (white coat), manchego aka “manny” (fawn coated), and mimolette (red coated).

drives a hybrid chrysler mini-van “so my dogs r comfy”

also has a pininfarina battista that his old business partner bought him in 2021 as an anniversary gift for the company..... does not like it, thinks its too flashy, only uses it on rare ocassions

was on his college’s rowing team, cross country team, and soccer team.

still runs for sport, does a lap around his property every day (abt 4 miles)

kayaks a lot

exclusively wears patterened crew socks

is also a fan of patterned boxers

wears crocs (with socks) in the colder months, wears birkenstocks during the summer

everymorning for breakfast he has oatmeal with brown sugar, raisins, and peanut butter every morning.

buys his clothes at target, old navy, or l.l. bean

primarily flannels, graphic tee’s, jeans, cargo shorts, think peak dad

used to own a multi-billion dollar tech company (think akin to like... bill gates?), sold all of his shares 3-4 years ago as he was “tired of it” and “didn’t like computers enough to do this forever”.

he came to this revelation after his older brother, brayden “bray”, died at age 51, due to a car crash while intoxicated (aka was drunk and drove his car off the cliff on a turn)

lives in a converted barn (see here) in a forest somewhere in the pacific northwest, about an hour away from a major city (like salem, tacoma, etc).

owns like 600+ acres around his home, which is almost all highly-coveted farmland. he really only uses like 5/6 acres. leases the land rent-free to low income/poc families & farmers ... helps supply the machinery needed (bc fuck the big 6 seed companies and the regulations they put on farmers)

owns a beachfront home in california (probably looks like this), absolutely HATES IT ! thinks its too gaudy . spends a very small amount of his time here . only has it still because his dogs like the beach and finding dog-friendly beaches in the summer is impossible .

kasey basile (savannah lee smith fc): 21 y/o

occupation: undergrad student (political science major, engineering minor), d1 volleyball

hobbies: academic clubs, volleyball, extra-credit, dodging calls from mom & dad

+: argumentative, hardworking, agile

-: blunt, over-critical, accidental insomniac

TIDBIT: that friend that always has a snack in their bag. only has like 3 outfits (day-to-day/business casual, volleyball uniform, and banquet) and never strays from them, owns several of the same shirt/pants/socks. over-critical, nothing they do is good enough and nothing they achieve is enough. is always worried about what they have to do next... primarily because their parents thought that everything is either a waste of their time or part of their competition with their future. the way they're so over critical of themself stems from this behavior from their parents. very detached from their emotions because of the high pressure they have on their actions... wishes DESPERATELY they could confidently find connections and meaning in things. doesn't know when the last time they felt happy was, never felt love (other than from and for her twin sister, and like 1 friend they share). just wants to feel something. went all-american for volleyball during high school, has been on the all-american college team once. received several full rides to schools.

pacey basile (savannah lee smith fc): 21 y/o

occupation: key-holder at a record store/indie art gallery, dog sitter

hobbies: watching movies, arts & crafts, collecting plants

+: self-assured, artsy, easily impressed

-: impulsive, air-headed, regretful

TIDBIT: has more plants than sq ft in their apartment. takes her dreams way too seriously, lets them be the verdict for things they definitely should be. "oh, i'm not riding the bus today. i had a dream where a guy showed me his penis on the bus last night, and now i need a break" . always tells people, in extreme detail, when they appear in their dreams. AWFUL self control and impulse management... rushes into decisions, speaks before they think, spends a lot of their time apologizing for their own actions shortly after they're done. always buys things that are being sold by kids... no matter how bad the lemonade looks or how little they like girl scout cookies. did NOT receive the same pressure or attention from their parents as their twin did (they had a club foot at birth so their parents were immediately like :/// wack ass hoe)... because of this they'll do almost anything or anyone to feel wanted/the spotlight.

name: shana thompson. d.o.b. august 1st 2000. faceclaim(s): ciara bravo. gender: cis female. sexuality: bisexual. nationality: american. languages: english (fluent), latin (fluent), occupation: law student/intern. role: submissive.

grew up mega religious

im talking “it’s only a sin if it’s in my c*nt” religious

doesn’t even touch herself

a giant wip

#` --- test muses.#MY MR SIMP MICHAEL CIMINIO IS NOW IN EXISTANCE #` --- scout talks.#updated: 7/10/22

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wyattjohnston · 1 year

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yes I know requests are closed but this is more just general feelings: meet ugly #9 is young tyler seguin and no one can tell me differently

Meet ugly #1 is giving “younger” (idk I’m 26) - like (I say this nicely) dumb boy who thinks this is well intentioned / hahaha we can share in how bad that date was #traumabonding - like marner, jack Hughes- the guys that could come back to life as a puppy who is unaware how big it’s paws are and trips over them constantly ya know?

i am always excited to chat about ideas! mostly these aren't request because i have no idea how i'd be able to condense them into blurbs lmao

1 - 100% agree!! jack was my first thought too lmao. the other option is someone with an asshole streak, so it's an enemies-to-lovers where he refuses to accept that the date didn't go the way he wanted it to so he sends the texts as 'tips' when really he's just trying to show you what you're missing

5 - could honestly be anyone in the entire league because lbr they're a bit dumb

6 - can you imagine keying one of these boys very expensive cars??like imaging keying nate mack's g-wagon

7 - honestly would have written this about PLD when all the rumours were flying around that he wanted out of winnipeg

9 - yes this is Seggy, i do not need to be convinced nor will i be convinced otherwise. he'd also go all in straight away, right? he'd be like "okay we're engaged, when should we get married??"

12 - is the au where the player has been forced to retire due to injury and that's the anniversary

and there are SEVENTY more ideas. god if i trusted myself to sit down and actively write things i'd be all over this--i am very happy to talk about any of them though

#demi answers a question #verylast kiss

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drunklander · 5 years

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The Outlander panel is only an hour so maybe they’re not actually showing the episode. [x]

#lbr #i included the wynonna earp info #because it’s such a perfect example of both shows #outlander is this huge budget premium cable drama #and their blurb is like yes this is a show that exists and will be here #and wynonna is made with like seven canadian monopoly money dollars and an iphone #and their blurb both hypes the show and shouts out their awesome fandom #it’s just so perfectly on brand for each of them #HASHTAG ALWAYS BE EARPIN’ MOTHERFUCKERS #outlander starz #nycc #outlander press #*#i just realized these panels overlap and tbh i would 1000% go to the wynonna earp panel if i had to pick #even though i just went to four of their panels at dragoncon #i just love that squad so fucking much

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meltwonu · 3 years

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| 𝖓𝖊𝖔𝖓 𝖉𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖒 | CHAPTER 1

pairing; camboy!seokmin x female!reader

this chapter’s notes; camboy!au, university!au, dirty talk, masturbation, J O I (jerk-off instructions), mentions of name-calling, degradation! 💕 Welcome to neon dream! I’m sooo excited to start this series! 😭💕 I’ve been holding this fic in the drafts since last year too, omg, but finally we’re here! A bit of a slow build but you know how I do~ Hehe! 😈 Thank you all soooo much for your love and support and I know a LOT of y’all wanted to see a camboy!seokmin series after that ‘lil blurb that I literally wrote a year ago. LOL In all honesty, I’ve thought about him so often too 😌💕 and lbr Seokmin’s vlive radio streams... 😏 Heheh... 😏😏 Enjoy chapter one, and have a lovely rest of your day! I love you! 💕

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chapters; 1 - ?

Seokmin finishes his shift at the local diner at 8PM sharp - arms tired and legs buckling as soon as he stops in front of the first park bench he sees.

The sun has already disappeared beyond the horizon; dark shades of blues and purples mixing in with the last bits of oranges and reds before it’s completely dark and Seokmin just stares off into the distance with a blank look on his face.

He’s not mad, just tired as he takes a few minutes to drink in his day.

‘Isn’t this a bit much for vocal lessons?’, he’d asked.

The slightly older male had only shrugged and readjusted his glasses as he sat across from Seokmin. ‘You don’t have to take my lessons. That’s just the price of my time.’

Seokmin groaned, fingertips un-crumpling the flyer in his hands that read ‘Professional Vocal Lessons from Lee Jihoon!’ accompanied by a photograph of the male surrounded by various accolades.

He trusted and respected Jihoon, but it’d been a shock even to Seokmin when Jihoon had written up a formal contract including time slots and varying prices - day and time of the week only making the prices sky-rocket.

“Fuckin’ Jihoon. Not even giving me a friend's discount.” Seokmin mutters, tossing the flyer in the trash as he stands up.

He already worked two different jobs in between going to classes and yet it was barely enough to pay for his classes, rent and bills. Now, it definitely wouldn’t have even been enough to afford Jihoon’s $300 an hour vocal lessons and Seokmin was already out of ideas for jobs.

“What the hell am I gonna do?”

Seokmin spends the night searching for job listings, sending in his CV to anyone willing to take it.

There’s a moment where he pauses to think about the necessity of it all but remembering Jihoon’s recently record deal has him groaning - Jihoon’s time was, unfortunately, worth the money.

“Someone has to hire me…” Seokmin mutters.

His sleepy eyes peer over to the Les Misérables script sitting open next to him on the bed - a frown on his lips when he realizes he hadn’t even gone through any of it for his theatre class tomorrow either.

“Fuck, now I’m not even prepared for class tomorrow!”

You’re late to class. Again.

Soft curses fall from your lips as you run down the hall to the theatre room at the far end of the building.

It’s not the first time and it definitely won’t be the last and you can only grimace when the door creaks loudly and announces your late presence to all the eyes that glance your way in a flash.

Your professor raises a brow and points to the back of the lecture hall; already accustomed to your tardiness as you shoot her a sheepish smile.

You’d just have to set 7 alarms instead of 5 next time.

A sigh escapes you as you take a seat - eyes already on the male that stands next to your professor as soon as you settle in.

“See? Seokmin’s vocal control is superb, one of the best in the class!” She exclaims; praising the blushing male next to her. “Take notes, everyone!”

“Ah, thank you so much, professor!” The male scratches the back of his head in embarrassment before he scurries off to take his seat in the front row.

Not a class went by that didn’t have Seokmin being praised and sometimes, it made you question why he was even in an introductory class when he clearly excelled at what he did.

Not that you minded it though - he was kind and undeniably handsome and always gave you something to look forward to in class.

“Alright, everyone! Let’s get into pairs!”

Seokmin smiles at the old lady taking her laundry out of the dryer at the laundromat - just waiting for her to take her leave so he can empty the quarters out of the machine before moving on to the next one.

“Thanks for coming in!” He exclaims, beaming at the woman as she smiles back.

“Such a kind young man! Thank you!”

It’s a slow paced job and most often than not, he spends it waiting for enough people to use one of the machines before he saunters over to empty it of the change. It’s boring, but the pay is good and he uses the downtime to do class work or play games on his phone.

Today, however, he spends the time in between collecting quarters and studying to look for even more job listings; a sigh on his lips when he reaches the bottom of the page and realizes he’s already signed up for all the ones he was qualified for.

“Why, why, why…” Groaning, he scrolls back up to the top of the website, zoning out on the alternating ADs that pop up.

‘Chat with hot locals in your area! Low prices!’

‘Meet sexy, singles near you!’

‘Looking for a Sugar Daddy?’

Seokmin bites the inside of his cheek as he watches the ADs flash on his phone - camming was the one option he maybe had considered a handful of times before discarding the idea all together out of his shyness. Because while he wasn’t unfamiliar with sex, it was definitely a completely different ball park than what he was used to.

‘Should I really…’ He thinks.

But Seokmin likes to test his limits and despite him cursing out Jihoon mentally - he’d already picked up a fresh, new flyer before he’d left campus earlier in the day.

He’d just have to do more research when he was in the privacy of his own home.

And Seokmin’s idea of research is hours spent on camming websites - a crimson blush painting his cheeks the entire time he tries to gather ideas.

There’d be couples, threesomes, and loads of solo live streams; all of them making Seokmin gasp and bite his lip at the wide array of content they all seemed to make. From BDSM to even more milder masturbation streams, he noticed that there seemed to be a niché for almost everything.

He’d already made an account and had a mic for when he’d record song covers and despite most of the live streams he’d seen being video streams - he’d caught a few that were just audio streams.

Something that he felt more comfortable with.

“Shit, I really need to sleep...”

Seokmin clicks on one more live stream before he calls it a night; this time of a solo woman on a bed.

The stream lags for a second and Seokmin watches as she slides a dildo into her cunt as he nibbles on his bottom lip. He’d watched porn before but something about it being recorded live had goosebumps rising on his skin as he continued to watch her thrust the toy into her sopping wet pussy.

‘Yeah? You like that? You like sliding your cock into my cunt like the good little whore I am? Fucking my greedy little hole and stretching me out with your big cock?’

Seokmin’s eyes widen at the scene playing out in front of him but he can’t deny the way his cock twitches in his sweats the more she talks. He takes his eyes off of the live stream to look around his room as if anyone else was there before his eyes flit back down to the window open on his screen.

“She’s really good…” Muttering, he slides his laptop off to the side - giving himself the space to palm himself over the fabric of his sweats as he bites his bottom lip.

‘Mmm, stroke your cock for me… Pretend you’re thrusting into my tight, wet ‘lil pussy and really give it to me hard… I wanna feel your cock ramming me until my legs are shaking...’

Seokmin grits his teeth as he gets into it - it’s for research, he tells himself.

His cock is hard by the time he’s shimmying his sweats down and he’s quick to wrap a hand around himself as he starts to jerk himself off with the video going in the back. He’s less concerned about the video as his eyes flutter shut - shirt clamped between his pursed lips as he moans into the fabric.

He smears the precum down his shaft before keeping his fingers wrapped firm around the base; teasing himself as a thrum of arousal pours down his body.

‘Look at how your cock fills me up so good... Squeeze your cock like it’s my pussy sucking you in deeper… Ah, look at it, your cock is going so deep in my pussy... I can feel you in my stomach...’

Gulping, Seokmin follows the directions; hips thrusting up into his tightly closed fist as his brows furrow.

Would it really be this easy?

‘Are you gonna cum soon? I wanna feel you cumming inside my filthy ‘lil hole… Want you to cream inside me and make a mess… Make me your whore...’

Seokmin grits his teeth as he whimpers into the material clamped with between his lips - he was already close to an orgasm and it hadn’t even been that long.

His hips thrust up as he tightens his grip around his cock - the sounds of his wet, precum slicked palm sliding up and down his shaft mixing in with the audio pouring out from his speakers.

And for once, Seokmin is glad he lives alone.

‘Won’t you cum for me? Give me your hot cum, fill me up until it’s pouring out of my slutty cunt…’

The rest is a blur to Seokmin as he races towards an orgasm; quick flicks of his wrist sending him over the edge as he cums all over his hand and lower abdomen.

Hot rivulets of cum cover his warm skin as he moans and throws his head back against his pillows - cock throbbing in his enclosed fist as he rides out his pleasure.

‘God, she made it seem so easy,’ he thinks, ‘Maybe I won’t be so bad?’

The next night is when Seokmin decides to try it; determination in his eyes when he sets up his mic and makes sure there’s nothing on his profile that’s too specific.

He decides to go by the name ‘Dokyeom’ online - opting to only put a photo of his lips curving up into a smirk as the profile photo in hopes of hiding his real identity.

Seokmin goes as far as to make sure any and all cameras are covered by stickers on the off-set chance something goes wrong and he takes a deep breath before he hovers the cursor over the big red ‘REC’ button.

He’d spent all day working up the courage to finally do it and despite not knowing how well it’d go, he also had received at least four rejection emails earlier in the day which had already put a gloomy cloud over his head.

Fuck it.

There’s a loud click from his computer mouse as he presses the button and his breath hitches as soon as the screen reads ‘I’m Live!’ in bright red text at the top right-hand corner.

He’d named his live stream something simple for now, just a ‘Get to know me ;)’ scrolling along the bottom of the blank window.

But despite the lackluster title, zero followers, and no posting history, he gets a few people in his live stream as the number jumps from zero to three.

user438753: what is this ?

user092128874: whys the screen blank

anonymous87573: hello??

His cheeks bloom into a pale pink - bottom lip quivering as he gulps into the mic.

“Shit, sorry!” Fumbling with his setup, Seokmin’s clammy palms readjust the mic as more people enter his live. “I’m new to this so you’ll have to forgive me…”

user59574: damn ur voice is rly nice tho

anonymous94873: what are you good at, daddy? ;)

b@d_dream: we don’t get a lot of audio only streams on here much anymore so I’m looking forward to what you can do 😏

Seokmin’s blush only intensifies the longer he reads the comments and his only thought is, ‘should I really do this?’ before he panics and ends the live stream right then and there - screaming into his empty bedroom as he rakes his hands through his black and blue hair.

“What the fuck am I doing!?”

He tugs on his hair as he stands up, manic laughter on his lips as he watches the blank screen read ‘Live Ended. 6 viewers, 6 comments.’

“What the fuuuuuuck…” He exhales harshly as he takes a seat back in front of his setup; making sure the mic was off before he simmers in his thoughts.

No, it definitely was not as easy as the woman from the night prior had made it seem at all.

But Seokmin can't help but laugh a little at his situation; why had he even thought it’d be easy when he'd never even done it before anyway?

A notification pops up at the bottom of the screen and tugs Seokmin from his thoughts as he sighs.

‘1 New Follower.’

He clicks on the notification; eyebrows furrowed when he sees the notification and the comment left with the follow.

b@d_dream has followed you!

b@d_dream: that was cute and kind of funny 😂 looking forward to seeing what else you can do if you ever get to it 😊

Seokmin goes headfirst into his desk - a loud thud resounding in his quiet bedroom as he groans out of embarrassment.

Maybe he had to try something else.

#seokmin smut #dk smut #seventeen smut #svt smut #seokmin scenarios #seokmin imagines #dokyeom imagines #dokyeom scenarios #seventeen imagines #svt imagines #svt scenarios #seventeen scenarios #dokyeom #seokmin #svt fic #camboy!svt

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joshuas · 3 years

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henlo my favourite strawberry 🥰 congrats on 400!!! i would like to know your opinion on a certain uni/college yoon jeonghan 👀 (i'm sorry i just really really like school aus idk why) but yepppp luv you 😽

CHEYYYY i'm so happy you could attend hehe <3 uni boyfie jeonghan ic ic... well let me just put my brain rot enabler cap on <3

sleepover night (400 followers event)! let's talk about your faves!

☆ he has the softest sweaters and honestly it's just fact that you'd steal them from him and wear them around campus

☆ SWEATER PAWS also he probably pretends to be annoyed that you steal his sweaters but lbr he's a simp and probably internally freaks out and has heart eyes for you in them <3

☆ library study dates where you expect to be productive but honestly it just turns into a cuddle sesh </3 cute <3

☆ but on the days that it doesn't, it probably ends up with the two of you looking around the library for the most random book to chat about

☆ also coffeeshop study dates but it just ends up with the two of you bickering over stealing each other's drinks

☆ he could have just ordered another one if he really wanted urs but whatever

☆ tbh none of your study sessions are productive ig but how could they be when you're literally dating yoon jeonghan :spiral:

☆ he's spontaneous and extremely random so idk i kind of see him sending you random memes/posts when you're just doing nothing

☆ like you could be lying on the couch w your head in his lap and both of you on ur phones and not talking and he'd just send you a post with zero context and leave you like ??? why

☆ but in all seriousness, he's a very caring boyfriend. when it comes to exam stress, he makes sure that you're eating well, staying hydrated and well-rested. he's basically your rock and you can rely on him to take care of you, regardless of how lazy or relaxed he seems to someone who doesn't know him as well.

☆ probably brings you coffee whenever you're pulling an all-nighter, and knows when it's time to get you to rest, so he gently closes your laptop and pulls you close to him for lots of cuddles so you can sleep well :(

☆ CUDDLES FROM BEHIND!!!!! it doesn't matter what you're doing, he'll always come up behind you and wrap his arms around ur waist and settles his chin on your shoulder.

☆ fr you could be on the other side of the quad and he'd run to you and do that leaving his friends confused lol

☆ somehow tops all of his classes even though your study sessions never end up being study sessions, he never boasts about it though <3

☆ lol idk about you but that would motivate me to try and beat him even if we were in completely different courses (just beating the score ig) HAHA E2L :sob: this will be left to discuss later </3

☆ he just gives ultimate college boyfriend vibes and idk how to deal with this information </3

+ mini blurb:

"stop stealing the blankets." jeonghan mumbled sleepily as he lifted his head drearily from your shoulder to look at you.

"i told you we should have brought two blankets. you always complain about me stealing them. besides, why are you falling asleep? you wanted to watch this movie." you rolled your eyes, layering some of your blanket on him.

"'m sleepy..." he wrapped his arms around your waist, settling his head back on your shoulder.

"alright sleep, you big baby. honestly, you are so clingy." a soft smile escaped you as you stroked his hair.

"yeah, but you love it." he hummed, eyes closed.

"mhm..."

btw this is the jeonghan i based it all on </3 esp the jumper akjsdkds

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fandom-rants · 2 years

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/breathes deep/

y'all people are still out here in the land of 2022 squawking that everyone who hates Vivienne hates her at least somewhat because she's black and I just. One person even said, "I remember when all we had was a trailer and all we knew about Vivienne was that she's pro-Chantry and black and fandom hasn't changed a bit since then" (as if being pro-Chantry isn't enough of a reason to hate a character lbr fuck the Chantry) and I'm LOSING IT.

NO, that's not all we knew about her, because every single Dragon Age Inquisition character was introduced with a blurb on Bioware's official site, and Vivienne's blurb said she 'cared more about fashion than efficient armor' (paraphrasing) and I immediately snorted and thought, 'oh, great, she's a shallow Orlesian noble (info that was given to us) who cares more about her image than getting anything useful done.' And lo and behold, I was right.

But hey, I was wrong about several characters I'd read about. I ended up loving Solas way more than I thought I would and caring way less about Blackwall and I actually found The Iron Bull extremely interesting. But Vivienne I went from thinking I wouldn't like her to actively hating her, and shocker!!! One of the few things I sympathize with her for is the hate she got from that one racist noble whom she ended up manipulating into his death in a war, which... yeah, no, that's a bit too far, holy shit, but hey, he was a prick and what he said was unacceptable.

But I still hate her.

I hate her because she lies straight to your Inquisitor's face, manipulating information to make her arguments seem more palatable. "Oh, the vote in the White Spire was too close! It should have been unanimous! Oh and also the reports about templar cruelty were deeply exaggerated; after all, I come from the White Spire and everyone was nice to me!" Like. Literally all manipulations and lies. I read Asunder, bitch; I know the truth.

I hate her because she is petty enough to steal shit from my character's room and throw it up on the veranda for everyone in the Main Hall to see, showing off the 'power' she has over me because the game literally doesn't let me order her to leave, order her to take it all back and let me watch her do so, order her to carry it all to her room herself, or even let me throw it out the window to spite her. The game literally forces my character to have to stand there and watch her act like a brat and smirk at me because she's a bitch and likes manipulating people, literally enjoys power plays. The worst kind of scum.

I hate her because Fiona is literally in the same building as her and she refuses to talk to her and still pretends nothing bad happened in the White Spire. I hate her because she treats Cole and Solas and Sera like shit. I hate her because she mocks everyone, insulting the intellect of every single character and insinuating she would somehow be a better choice than anybody else on your team. I hate her because she constantly belittles every single mage who disagrees with how she wants things run, to the point of mocking the mages in Redcliffe who were desperate enough to turn to slavery before they had to return to the Spire, instead of listening when they spoke of how bad things were.

I hate her because whenever she and Sera talk, it's so disgustingly clear that Vivienne is a noble, always punching down, mocking those beneath her despite the fact that she only got her position from luck and looks and a willingness to sleep with a rich man in order to get ahead. And that's from someone who also isn't fond of Sera.

I hate her because she uses the death of her lover to garner more favor. She doesn't care about saving him. She cares about losing her position. Proven, of course, by how she uses her actions of trying to save his life by currying favor among the surviving family instead of, you know. Mourning. You can even call her on it, say she's scheming and she'll say 'always,' say she used you and she'll laugh in your face. Because she is a user, will always be a user, is proud of being a user, to the point of saying to Cassandra that there is little else as enjoyable as manipulating and bullying people.

I hate her because she will literally destroy the College of Enchanters if it's built again, because the very idea of her power being limited in literally any way infuriates her to the point where she finds it acceptable to destroy buildings with people inside (but when Anders does it, it's unacceptable).

I could have liked her if she'd used her position to help literally anyone other than herself. Or if the game showed her feeling vulnerable sometimes and eventually opening up to the Inquisitor, maybe mentioning how she sometimes left a crowd to go to the restroom and have a panic attack or something. But no. We get information about how she struggled when she was younger (because mages struggle in Circles!!), then returned and made others struggle because it made her feel powerful and important.

She's a bully. She's self-important. She's manipulative. She's cruel. She's egotistical to the point of narcissism. She thinks everyone around her is a tool to use - in fact, I believe she even says as much once. Solas calls her out on it all perfectly - "You could use those skills to improve the lives of your fellow mages. Instead you have done nothing, save consolidate your own power." What an unlikable cow.

And shockingly, none of these things have shit-all to do with the color of her skin. You kids seriously need to grow past this fantasy of yours that hating Vivienne has literally anything to do with her race.

#long post #anti vivienne #anti vivienne de fer #dragon age rant #da:i rant #mod 1 #anti fandom #so tired of these idiots thinking a black char is hated just bc of their race #big nope actually #maybe it's bc the character is a piece of shit #like. literally someone I wish death upon #if I could have killed her in the game i would have #if i could have kicked her out of the game i would have #she is the character I refuse to allow to join the team because of how disgusting she is #the only other char i ever refused was loghain #another char i would kill without blinking (and have. every time.)

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