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snailygoon · 1 year
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POV: You’re Bucciarati failing to get your kids to pose normal for a picture
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pieflavoredartz · 7 months
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THE FOOFSTERSS (click for betta quaility)
HI YALLL :]] hope ur doin welll
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Holly Kujo
I plan to draw her a lot, so brace yourselves
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plankos · 2 years
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the jojo favs
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nanivinsmoke · 5 months
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WAIT!
IMMA START SOMETHING NEW ON ANITUMBLR
DICK ME DOWN DECEMBER !!! just a bunch of scenarios where readers are getting dicked down by their faves!
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tangytiramisu · 1 year
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You Are The Stardust Crusaders’ Favorite Anime Character
Warnings: None!
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Jotaro Kujo
He’s apparently canonically a fan of Shonen Jump, so he’s quite a nerd even if he doesn’t look like it.
He’d most likely know you if you were from a Shonen Jump series or a popular series from another publisher. If you aren’t from Shonen Jump, it would take him a while to consider reading your series or watching your show until he finally decides to give them a shot and ends up really liking them.
Being reserved, he doesn’t openly gush about you, but he recommends the series to close people like Kakyoin (if the latter doesn’t know about it already).
While he isn’t really the type who collects large merchandise, such as posters or t-shirts, he will silently support you by buying a couple of small things like buttons or bookmarks.
While he browses anime stores, Star Platinum immediately rushes over to the stall for your series, much to Joot’s embarrassment.
He will stay up all night reading a chapter or watching an episode when the plot gets juicy. Who needs sleep anyway?
He will shed tears if anything really bad happens to you but only in the confines of his room where nobody can witness it.
Even if he has never told Holly she knows of his love for you and your series and will buy him merch of you on his birthday 🥹❤️
Regardless of how interesting the story may be to him, the main reason he invests in it is you. He just wants his husbando/waifu fictional bestie to succeed.
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Noriaki Kakyoin
He’s a big nerd, so he’d have read and watched your series regardless of its popularity.
Before he met the rest of the SDC he didn’t have people to gush to aside from Hierophant and his family, but after having met his friends he would occasionally bring your series up in conversation, especially to Jotaro.
While he doesn’t openly rave about it, his eyes light up and he’s more animated that usual which makes the others interested in your show too and it’s just so cute— 🥹❤️
He most likely brought one of the mangas with him on the trip too and showed the others some cool panels.
He also recommends that they check the series out for themselves and tells them that they would love it.
I could totally see him having a blog where he talks about his interests and comes up with detailed theories. There are endless posts about the symbolism behind your series, which have garnered him a pretty large following. He has a picture of you as his icon.
Would write fanfics of you and they’re really well written too. He gets your character just right. 😤👌🏻
He’s got lots of merch, including posters, shirts, keychains, and even cosplay of you (yes, even if you’re a girl, and yes, he rocks the fit).
He puts his art skills to good use by making gorgeous fanart of you and sells some at conventions.
He sometimes thinks about what you’d be like in real life, how you’d look, and what it would be like to meet you.
Like Jotaro, he will stay up all night watching your show. You can’t tell me he hasn’t finished a whole season in just one night.
He has memorized all of your most iconic quotes and has integrated them into his daily vocabulary.
If we’re talking modern AU, he 100% makes tiktok edits, icons, and memes of you and follows fellow fans on social media.
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Jean Pierre Polnareff
He had most likely never even heard of anime until meeting Jotaro and Kakyoin. The latter introduced him to your series and he was already hooked. Mostly because of you.
While he’s more into the classic super hero genre of fiction, if your series is something different it doesn’t really matter to him because you’re the MC and he loves you.
Unlike the tamer Jotaro and Kakyoin, Polnareff has no filter when gushing over you. He will endlessly rant about how amazing, attractive, and incredibly cool you are. The others roll their eyes albeit fondly.
He’s extremely excited when he finds out that he can buy merch of you. Expect him to start saving up for a lot of stuff.
Imagine seeing a large, muscular man walking down the street with chibi (Name) earrings. We’re living for it.
While he may not be the best artist, he does try to redraw some cool panels of you from the manga.
He updates the others about where he is in the series and what his opinions are of new content.
While watching the show, he loudly cheers you on when you do something cool.
Like Jotaro, he will totally cry if something bad happens to you in the show but he will fearlessly do it in front of the others. They all comfort him in their respective ways because they’re good friends.
He doesn’t care if the story is fictional. He holds grudges against characters who hurt you and absolutely loves your friends.
Like Kakyoin he imagines meeting you in real life, but his daydreams are more romantic in nature.
Since your series is his first ever anime/manga, he’s enthusiastic about trying out other series, though yours will always be his fave ❤️
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Muhammad Avdol
He’s a very well read person who has traveled the world, so he would know what anime is.
While he may not be a “fan”, he appreciates the art and can be found occasionally browsing through manga to pass time. However at some point he finds your series and eventually grows attached to you.
He’s a calm person, so you won’t hear him openly gush about you, but anyone who catches him reading or watching your series will see a smile on his face.
He will openly praise the creator of the story for how well they had written you and recommended this series to anyone who may ask.
He will occasionally discuss the story with Kakyoin and they’d theorize about it.
While he isn’t an avid merch collector, he does have a few trinkets here and there consisting of keychains, stamps, buttons, and the like. Most of them are (Name) themed.
He prefers reading to watching the series, but won’t hesitate to pop in a cassette if he doesn’t have the manga with him.
Ok hear me out about this one,,, he will probably read a couple of fanfics about you. Nothing weird, but he likes seeing other peoples interpretations of your character. He leaves really sweet comments too ❤️
Lmao there’s a high chance that he read one of Kakyoin’s fanfics without knowing who wrote it—
Overall a very chill and wholesome fan 💕
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Joseph Joestar
He likes reading comics, so he’d most likely stumble upon your series in a comic store during his time in Japan.
He remembers Jotaro mentioning manga in passing, so he’d decide to grab whatever was displayed on one of the stalls at the very front of the store.
What he wasn’t expecting was to get absolutely hooked.
This series is so good??? And the main character is absolutely amazing???
It would be so hard to get his head out of the book. You’d pretty much have to snatch it out of his hands.
He’d totally gush about you to Jotaro, who’d mumble his catchphrase and fiddle with his hat, but he’s secretly somewhat happy that his grandpa likes the series.
He would also gush to the others and pretty much everyone about how awesomely written you are and how your series got him into manga, which is very wholesome 💖
Will get into an argument with anyone who dares insult you because you’re his favorite anime character.
He’s a huge fan of the merch and would by anything under the sun as long as you’re on it. Yes, he even has (Name) themed socks that he wears with pride.
He will haggle for expensive stuff.
He has a little keychain of you dangling from his rear view mirror.
He doesn't mind reading the manga or watching the anime, he loves it.
He has cassettes that consist of your most iconic moments; basically retro versions of "(Series Title): (Name) Moments!" Youtube videos.
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linkneol091 · 18 days
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JOSUKE MY GUY
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jojikawa · 1 month
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𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙧𝙞𝙙𝙚 𝙤𝙛 𝘿𝙞𝙤: 𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝘿𝙤𝙚𝙨 𝙄𝙩 𝙈𝙚𝙖𝙣 𝙏𝙤 𝙇𝙞𝙫𝙚? | 𝙋𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚
WICKED EYES
🦋 — Read all the previous parts!
🩸— This is a dark romance with descriptions of violence, gore, racism, sexism, and NSFW themes. The reader is black in this AU but this story can be enjoyed by all walks of life. This chapter contains manipulation. (no smut, no gore)
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“(y/n), tell me, what does it mean to live?” 
You froze in the middle of your actions. “Dio, what are you talking about?” You furrowed your eyes with concern. He didn’t exactly adorn his typical cunning look, but instead, more sullen. His thumb rubbed your inner waist tenderly as he held you.
It had been an indeterminate amount of time since your lustful night with Dio. Being held captive here with a stand user warping the mansion to prevent your escape made you lose track of time. You had gotten Dio to soften up by offering your body to him from time to time. But sometimes, your body isn't enough. To him, you weren’t just a body; a means to an end for his sexual gratification. You were a person, with a mind, and he wanted to know your thoughts. Your personality and intelligence are why he’s chased after you for so long. After all, his goal was to make you more like him. Today, he humbly requested that you sit on his lap and feed him desserts in an attempt to bond with you. It was him trying to follow Pucci’s advice for being a good husband but failing to make any sacrifices on his own part.
“You’ve walked free for 100 years. I want you to tell me what it means to live.” He reiterated. “I asked Enyaba but her answer was worthless to me.” You raised an eyebrow at his choice of words. “Worthless?” You stuck the fork you had been using to feed Dio into the slice of cake you were sharing. A sigh left your lips. “Why didn’t you like her answer?” You tilted your head. Dio rested his head in his other palm. “Because, how would an old hag like her know what it means to live? I could just ask the undying beauty in front of me.” You expected his mouth to curl into a sly grin as usual. You expected his eyes to narrow at you like you were a piece of meat but—he didn’t.
Dio’s face was somewhat neutral as if he were trying to think. It was almost—cute. Perhaps, you should try to humor him…for once.
“To live is to be happy. To be free.” You told him, somewhat thinking of yourself. You were trapped and hopefully, he’d get the message.
His nose crinkled up upon hearing your words. You feared he didn’t like your answer either. What was he expecting? You gave context, hoping that it would make him feel a bit better since he wasn’t exactly getting what you meant.
“While I was by myself, I did things that made me happy. New things that I didn’t even know I could be good at. Like singing.” You smiled softly, thinking back to your days when you’d go by many different identities to keep making new music.
“Singing? How boring.” Your husband rolled his eyes and shifted his weight in his chair so that he was now looking away from you. Your smile faded and you furrowed your eyebrows at him. “What’s boring is being trapped in a coffin for 100 years at the bottom of the sea!”
“Well, Darling, I didn’t have a choice. You did and you chose to entertain others. I want to hear more about your gluttonous adventures.” Dio began to smirk. He seemed to only be interested in what he liked and not what you liked. It sort of made you sad causing your neutral mouth into a frown. Your relationship was always just you trying to appease him and then he helps himself to whatever he wants, whether it be other women when you deny him, your attention, or your body when you’d finally give in.
“They weren’t ‘gluttonous adventures’ okay? I just can’t control myself sometimes—it seems.” Your gaze shifted to the ground. You were somewhat ashamed of your behavior. The more you tried to stop yourself from being a monster, the stronger that monster became. You heard Dio ‘hmph!’ next to you. “Well, for starters, you can stop starving yourself and feed freely.” His eyes returned to you before he instinctively got angry. 
“And if you didn’t know, you can always feed like this…” He raised his hand to your neck. His large hand wrapped around your dainty throat. His claws entered your skin but it didn’t hurt. “…so when it comes to feasting on those beneath me, use your hands and reserve your lips for me.”
“You’re certainly one to demand exclusivity while you go around and impregnate other women.” You rolled your eyes, trying to suppress the newfound anger any time you thought of his unfaithfulness. Dio’s smirk returned to his handsome face. “Should I have punished you some other way? I would’ve taken your womb by force but…I already have it.” He chuckled darkly. He waited with anticipation of his first child with you. It would be just one of many and they would grow up to rule the world, just like him. He just hoped that they wouldn’t take after their stubborn mother. The last thing he needed were lions that had soft hearts like sheep. 
“And you’re oddly proud of taking away my autonomy.” Your eyebrows knitted together in frustration. You still didn’t like the language he used when talking to you…but that wasn’t a "you" problem. It was a Dio problem.
You had begun to lift yourself off of him only to be pulled back down. He secured his hand around your waist even further. “Oh, don’t you even think of leaving me yet.”
Dio leaned close. So close that his nose brushed yours. A smirk was plastered on his face and, for a moment, it seemed like he was about to kiss you…and you could tell he wanted to. His eyes were set on your plush lips that were already chapped from his excessive urge to press his lips to yours.
For a moment, it did seem like he’d kiss you until he pulled away. His eyes grew cold and he seemed annoyed that he needed to rip them away from your beauty. He looked around the room as if he heard something.
Enyaba suddenly entered the room. She mentioned something cryptic to Dio. Something about training the power of his stand. What power? The only thing you could call back to was your repeating actions the day you tried to leave him again.
His anger melted away before he released you. “I’ll come find you again.” He said as you got up from his lap. You wanted to ask what exactly he’d be gone for but you knew he wouldn’t answer you. The only way to find out would be to pry the information out of a servant..or use your stand on them.
You flashed him a charming smile. A smile that caused him to blush.
“Okay. I’ll be here waiting for you.”
Oh. So that’s what it meant to live.
Your smile. Your approval. Your happiness.
Your attention. Your body. Your mind. Your soul.
Your…everything.
Your motherly instincts made you check on Petshop. The sweet bird was just as loving as ever. Although you loved him, you couldn’t help but wonder why Dio chose a bird and not something like a cat or…dog. It felt as though he was mocking you—almost. You felt like a small bird in a cage of bones. A trap with no return. But Dio’s gift to you was a large bird. One that was free and could fly wherever it wanted. It would go out every day but return back to you with free will. Just thinking about it made your eyes fill with tears.
But before you could cry…you noticed something particular about Petshop. On his talons were…ice shards? At first, it didn’t mean anything but then you remember that you were in the middle of Egypt. It was much too hot for ice to last, let alone form at all. The bird allowed you to remove them but you’d surely bring this up to Dio later. You couldn’t help but feel like he was keeping things from you. Pet shop was beautiful but you couldn’t help but wonder where he came from. It was also clear that Petshop wasn’t an ordinary bird. He was somewhat larger than any bird you’d ever seen and despite being gentle with you, it looked ferocious. It had to be a while animal…
It was enough faking your happiness. What you really wanted was to find out how Joseph and his grandson were doing. Judging by the obvious, the boys must be successfully defeating Dio’s minions. The only other people who were close to you and Dio in the mansion were Enyaba and Pucci. In reality, he was more of a “friend” to Dio than to you but he often extended his kindness to you as well. You didn’t have any friends here. Dio’s minions “worshipped” you but the person who ultimately listened to was Dio. Any one of them would turn on you at the drop of a hat.
Some time had passed when you were with Petshop. You were mesmerized by your stand. She was so beautiful and although she looked like a humanoid creature, it felt the same as looking in a mirror when you saw her. You wished that you could fully understand her power. Enyaba refused to help you by orders of Dio and he had isolated you so much that you didn’t get to exercise your power at all. 
That was until…
“Lady (y/n)…?”
An unknown person has entered Dio’s private study. Petshop’s relaxed body was not at attention, ready to attack anyone who dared come to hurt his owner.
“Yes?”
You were lying down in Dio’s oversized armchair by yourself when they had come in. You sat up, unable to make out the figure in the darkness. The voice and build let you know that it was a man but it wasn’t anyone you had recognized. As the man got closer, he gasped upon seeing you.
“You’re just as beautiful as Lord Dio described.”
Your eyebrows knitted together. “Who are you?” You questioned, seeing the person who came from the dark. It was a tall man with white skin. He was paler than Dio and he had brown hair. His outfit consisted of a purple jacket and leotard decorated with a similar heart motif that your husband’s new yellow clothes adorned. The ones that Enyaba had just begun tailoring for him.
“Please, my lady, call me Vanilla Ice.” The odd man got on his knees, clasping his hands together as if he were begging for mercy. “Lord Dio has assigned me to be your personal servant from now on.”
Your eyebrows raised. “My personal servant?”
Petshop observed your body language before going back to rest. It seems Vanilla Ice wasn’t a threat.
“Why would Dio send you now? I don’t need to be served.” You crossed your arms. Somehow, you felt less sympathy the more often you saw Dio’s minions. Perhaps, you were jaded from knowing Dio all your life because you couldn’t understand how he was able to charm so many when he was barely charming in your opinion.
“I’m sorry, my lady, but Lord Dio insisted. I am not allowed to let you out of my sight.”
Your eyebrows knitted together. “Out of your sight? For what purpose?” You crossed your arms. “Explain yourself.”
Vanilla Ice began to sweat. You could see the droplets forming on his forehead. “M-My Lord has told me that I shouldn’t burden you with such details…”
“What? I just spoke to him. Take me to where he is right now.” You commanded, making the servant’s expression worsen. “But—” The man took a step closer to you.
“Now.” 
“Lord Dio doesn’t believe you should leave this room anymore. He’s told me that you may be jeopardizing his future plans.”
He was trying to lock you away again, huh? Well, you wouldn’t allow that. Especially not in this hot Egyptian Heat. 
“I don’t care! Take me to him right now or I’ll find him myself.” Just as you finished speaking, you felt a sense of regret. You didn’t know this man. Perhaps, you shouldn’t have yelled at him…but what is done is done.
Unbeknownst to you, Dio was only just training to harness the power of his stand, but he was taking time to create insurance for you and himself, solidifying the chances of his return. He knew you didn’t approve of his relationship with Pucci. You’d never stop pestering him about it and he didn’t want to risk your stand undoing any progress he’s made in grooming the boy into doing exactly what he wants.
Vanilla Ice couldn’t help but get antsy. He felt as though failing Dio’s orders would get him on his bad side.
Upon taking you to Dio, you saw that this room was much darker than most. Enyaba was there as well. If you were being honest, you began to dislike her. She filled Dio’s head with disgusting thoughts of plot and murder. You felt as though any progress you made in your relationship with him was undone by her. It made you want to kill her. That feeble old woman. 
“Oh? And what is this?” Dio’s voice held an innocuous tone. He didn’t see upset that Vanilla Ice couldn’t so easily contain you. Around his hands were purple vines with thorns. They looked slightly out of place as if they weren’t real. At least, you hoped that your husband wasn’t actually sprouting vines from his forearms. “I am NOT letting you lock me up again.” You hissed as you pushed your way into the room, disregarding anyone who may be watching. No matter how angry you’d get, Dio hardly saw you as a threat. He could even admit that he enjoyed it when you clashed with him. The thought of a pretty rose poking him with thorns kept him on his toes. No matter what, you fueled his love for you and his ego.
Perhaps, Ice was the wrong person for the job. 
“That’s fine. I won’t lock you away.” Dio manipulated his voice to sound inviting. Maybe he made a mistake. The two of you were doing so well together. The vibes that surrounded his hands and forearms grew and they subtly made their way over to you. Instinctively, you took a step back, not yet familiar with the variety of stand powers due to Dio’s constant sheltering of you and withholding secrets.
You backed into the chest of a large man. He held you by your shoulders, not allowing you to escape. The vines wrapped themselves around your waist, pulling you closer to Dio.
You weren’t able to resist the sensation filling your body right now. It was from the vines. You reached down to try to remove them but that only made them hug your waist tighter. A smug look covered Dio’s visage. He waited until your bodies were only inches away before he spoke.
“What is your stand power? As my wife, you must answer and you must do it truthfully.” His hands settled on either side of your waist as the ethereal plants layered themselves around you. 
You had no idea what Dio was referring to…
You didn’t know what your stand did. You just talked to people and things happened.
Dio’s eyebrows knitted together slightly at your hesitation. He opened his mouth to speak but you finally spoke first.
“Mother’s Mercy can cause its targets to make better decisions.”
The man raised an eyebrow. His fingers squeezed slightly before pulling you a bit more forward. “What else? Is that it?” He asked you. Well, more so, he asked Hermit Purple. The stand was forcing you to give information. “Better decisions?” He repeated. In a fit of frustration, he let you go. He stepped away from you and his face became one of disgust. “How worthless.” 
A stand is a manifestation of the soul. You were his Queen, his Goddess who would rule alongside him. So, why has the universe granted you such a gentle stand?
“Enyaba, can I shoot her again? Would that give her a more ruthless power?” 
The old woman shook her head. “Shooting the arrow again would not have any chance of improving her granted abilities and it could disrupt the pregnancy.” She grumbled, pointing her walking stick at your belly. It was protruding a little bit. Weeks have passed since you got pregnant and now you are beginning to show.
“No, Dio, please. Not again.” Your voice was quiet as a mouse and you shook your head, recalling the pain you were in when you were first shot with the stand arrow. It felt like you had been boiled alive. The sensations were unnatural. Even with your vampire augmentation, you were unable to resist its torture.
“What good is a stand that makes my associates join my enemy? I should just lock you up and be done with it.” He began to pace around the room. “Show her out.” 
You felt Vanilla Ice tug on you but you didn’t budge. Snatching your shoulder away from him, you stepped towards your husband. “I am not going back to that room. I’m not staying locked up. I want you to stop this and call off your henchman from attacking Joseph and his grandson.”
Dio didn’t turn to address you. “And why would I do that?”
“Because, they didn’t do anything to you, Dio.” Your furrowed your eyebrows. A “tsk” sound left his mouth once you said that. 
“Do you know what Jonathan did to me…?” His tone shifted. He sounded hurt but angered as well. Dio strode over to you and grabbed your delicate hand with force. He raised it to his neck and your fingertips tips grazed the scarred issue that kept his severed head on that stolen body. “He did this. On the night of our wedding.”
“What was supposed to be the most special night of my life that I waited years for…” He let go of your hand and you let it fall to your side. You couldn’t tell if he was being vulnerable or arrogant but it seemed personal. 
While Dio might've felt like you were the only woman to ever understand him, the reality was that you didn’t. You were just able to adapt well to his unstable personality. Perhaps, that’s why he clung to you like this. Maybe, he knew and simply didn’t care if the two of you understood each other. Maybe…all that matters to him is that he could be himself and you couldn’t run away.
“So, you’re going to kill a random child because you feuded with Jonathan?” Your thumb ran over the tip of your index and ring finger.
Already, you memorized the feeling of his scars. You barely touched them. You never wanted to even though it was clear Dio yearned for it. He was too prideful to beg for it too. You didn’t want to acknowledge the confusing reality that you could be having the child of Jonathan. It made your heart want to burst. It made you want to disappear.
“Jotaro Kujo isn’t a random child. I want to destroy what’s left of the Joestars…” He made Hermit Purple appear again. “And if my minions can’t dispose of him then what better way than to do it with Jonathan’s body?”
The stand snaked up your arm and you could feel its imaginary thorns sinking into your skin. “And if you love me, you’d understand. Do you love your God?”
The same sensation from before took control of your body. So many things ran through your head but you couldn’t form any speech. “E-Erm…” you purse your lips but soon find yourself unable to make eye contact with Dio. His face became increasingly more alert. His pupils retracted as his eyes widened.
Hermit Purple vanished. You couldn’t answer even while being forced to talk.
“Get her out of my sight and take her back to her room. If she resists, use force.”
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jojo-reader-hell · 3 months
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So I was rewatching DIU (sadly not DUI) and was starting to think about Mikitaka and his sensitivity to certain sounds- via his allergy to sirens. But, I feel like it'd be super cute if Mikitaka had an s/o who had a habit of humming or just had an overall soft voice, and he's just in love with it and could just listen to them hum/talk all day.
In the first week of August 2023 we discovered aliens were real thus it is time once again for Mikitaka brain rot even though hi hello aliens scare the shit out of me and I cannot stand seeing grey aliens without reliving very specific childhood CPTSD phobias.
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None the less, my body reacts strongly to Mikitaka because he is handsome boi, so let us go into headcanons.
I love the idea of his whole body just going so scrunkly when he hears you humming. Almost like a ripple effect where he just turns this really interesting shade of blue and is 🥴🥴🥴🥴 the whole time you’re just idling and trying to hum.
Like even his facial features start getting weird and his pupils dilate.
He even starts to make “ekekekekekek” sounds like a cat.
“Babe… what the fuck are you doing?”
“This sound… I am VERY attracted to it.”
Of course because it’s coming out of the mouth of your insanely attractive man, this gives you an ego boost.
This becomes a frequent thing where you will hum to him and watch him have what looks to be a complete melting session.
Insists that you hum for him whenever he’s stressed out, particularly when a siren goes screaming by the house because he insists it makes him feel better.
Obviously he is so disturbed by sirens and gets physically sick, you can’t help but oblige him.
Ironically, he likes nursery songs. You hummed Twinkle Twinkle Little Star to him and he was absolutely delighted.
He told you, “Stars in your galaxy do not really twinkle, as you call it. They appear to do so in the night sky because the light is affected by temperature and wind in your atmosphere. But your song is simply precious. Please make your humming again.”
Mikitaka often hears songs on your radio and will request you to repeat them. He often does not catch the title of the song, so he will have to resort to really specific descriptions to make sure you know which one it is.
“As far as I was able to glean from the context of the lyrics, the woman in the song is very upset that her partner has not disclosed information to her regarding his location. She proceeds to vandalize their home, their communal eating utensils, and various articles of his clothing are damaged with the sodium hypochlorite substance that you call bleach.”
“Um… ok? Do you remember anything else?”
“Oh yes! The woman indicated multiple times that she was “going to fight a man”.”
“… I’ve never heard anyone reference a Rihanna song like a work incident report but I guess there’s a first time for everything isn’t there?”
If you two have kids (or if you’re strictly child free and have pets only) he will insist you hum to them as well.
He even has his own assigned songs that he associates with each child or pet.
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cringefries · 1 year
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cool guy with cool hair
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beautifulsenpai · 1 year
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𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇 - 𝘫𝘰𝘴𝘶𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘬𝘢𝘵𝘢
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𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 - 𝘮𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳
𝖿𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗆 - 𝘫𝘰𝘫𝘰'𝘴 𝘣𝘪𝘻𝘢𝘳𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘦
𝗀𝖾𝗇𝗋𝖾 - 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧
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𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴..
𝗆!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗎𝗋𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗋𝗎𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗌. 𝖩𝗈𝗌𝗎𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗆!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗎𝗉
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pieflavoredartz · 9 months
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( 💲CLICKY.. FOR BETTA QUAILTYYY 💎)
a josuyasu edit ? its more likely thank u think, homie.
og unda cutttt
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hi pfft ur lookin at da og!!
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silver-focus-lining · 4 months
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I’m no stranger to JoJo character’s designs evolving, and I’ve spotted something. Just realized Usagi’s first appearance already looks odd compared to how he’s currently drawn chapters later.
What do you think of his design evolution so far?
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plankos · 1 year
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jojo posting again
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nanivinsmoke · 6 months
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i keep missing kinktober because of work. is no nut November a thing on here?
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