happy birthday antoine !!

Trying to do anything sneaky in the Pizzaplex?

Think again

Sun's costume is covered in bells.

Sun would pull you into an old section of the building because he just can't wait anymore pleasepleasepleaseee can he touch you yet????--and security is left wondering who the hell is messing with a tambourine in one of the maintenance tunnels??? Because it's echoing everywhere and they can't find the fucking thing???!

(Sun hasn't clued on to how much noise their outfit makes while they fuck you yet, but Moon has, so he makes sure to leave you wearing at least one of their bell covered ribbons on purpose... because he finds it hilarious to watch each new security guard come to the same horrified look of realization when they see you next.)

new theory, ben is the antler queen and he is encouraging the others to slay

Remember when the UK kept taking statues down and\or rolling them into the ocean?

I would like to see it

I just think it'd be funny

confusing Odysseus and Orpheus is like confusing a liar and a lyre. send post

you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is

Being a young adult is so strange. You enter a coffee shop. The 20 year old girl waiting behind you cried all night because she just came to a new city for university and she feels so alone. That 27 year old guy over there works a job he is overqualified for, he lives with his parents and wants to move out but doesn't know what to do about it. That one 24 year old dude already has a car, a house, and a job waiting for him once he graduates thanks to his dad's connections. The 26 year old barista couldn't complete his higher education because he has to work and take care of his family. The 28 year old girl sitting next to you has no friends to go out with so she is texting her mother. That couple (both 25 years old) are married and the girl is pregnant. The 29 year old writing something on her laptop has realized that she chose the wrong major so she is trying to start all over. We are not alone in this, but we are actually so alone. Do you feel me

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .

The thing neurotypicals tend not to understand about the ADHD brain is that it really only has two gears

I turn to the chalkboard and carefully write out

WORKIN' HARD

HARDLY WORKIN'

I love grindr images like this, they're so awesome sauced

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

Going to try one of these

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god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

I have no excuses and no regrets