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| no1 under 21 from now on pls |
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True and sincere answer to all of the people who ask, "I have just seen X animal, what does this mean?":
Rejoice, my friend, for this is a most auspicious sign! You have received one of the greatest blessings known to human kind: you live in a world full of creatures! Take comfort and enjoy this divine blessing.
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Today my friend said something along the lines of, "It's gonna feel so good to get top surgery and get your huge F-cup boobs cut off. It's gonna be like shaving a matted dog," and that's like the funniest comparison to make on planet earth.
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last night my partner held a somber little passover seder to show me what it’s about and when they got to the part where they were supposed to open the door for elijah they paused, frowned, and said “oh. huh. there is a clown.” and I looked out. and sure enough. there was a clown.
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
#'through' is marked bc if it was just out and about you'd say 'in his shorts' or change to 'without taking his shorts off'#'through' is absolutely soggy denim#also adjacent to the kitsch on the floor post
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i will give tiktok one concession and that is that it has spawned a comment that contains a phrase that i think of often at relevant moments: pack it up boys we've made a social blunder
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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood
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Paul Cadmus - Dancers Conversing #2, 1974
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Costume of a Harlequin (costume of Harlequin, jacket). Germanischen Nationalmuseum Nürnberg
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COMMISSIONS OPEN
Pokemon Icons!
These are quick and easy, and I've made the ones below for folks in the past (so please don't use them yourself!) - prices start at $10 for a really simple Pokemon (like Ditto or Charmander) and would range up to $25-30 for a really complex Pokemon (like Eternatus or Celesteela). You can add a second Pokemon for $5-$20 depending on the Pokemon (basically, a $5 discount on the second 'mon), and I just need 2-3 colors for the gradient!
Standard Commissions
Your character, drawn by me! I'm willing to do furries/anthro, fanart, OCs, (some) NSFW and most other things tbh - mechs and (mild) gore I am willing to attempt, but don't have much experience with. A second character can be added at a 20% discount, and complex poses may come with an upcharge at my discretion. Base prices:
Bust: $15 line drawing | $25 single-color drawing | $40 full-color drawing
Half-body: $20 line drawing | $30 single-color drawing | $45 full-color drawing
3/4-body: $25 line drawing | $35 single-color drawing | $50 full-color drawing
Full-body: $35 line drawing | $45 single-color drawing | $60 full-color drawing
Single-color/monochrome and full-color both come with simple shading, and two-character monochrome drawings can have a different color for each character. Backgrounds can be added starting at $10 for something simple (e.g. a city skyline, a night sky) and going up from there depending on complexity. Here's some of my recent work!
I accept PayPal and Venmo for commission payment, and if you have any questions you can send an ask or message to me here! Additionally, if you'd like to help out but you don't have any characters you want drawn, I do have a Redbubble store and I take requests for my pride designs if there's a flag you want that I don't have!
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Going through the maternity ward, adding a "cute" "mid" or "f-tier" rating to the baby's files while the receptionist gets the security guards and several nurses hold back a group of mothers and uncles who are trying to rend me asunder like the furies
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AVAILABLE NOW ON VOD!
VARIETOPIA recorded live at Lodge Room July 3rd 2022
With special guests:
Katelyn Tarver
Kelly Marie Tran
Demi Adejuyigbe
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Let Demi Adejuyigbe explain to you why Bart Simpson, Garfield, Master Splinter, and The Grinch are invited to the cookout...
Watch the full episode on Dropout
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