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spoonicksmaximus · 1 year
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Big the Cat Isn’t Real in Frontiers
In regards to Sonic Frontiers, something has been eating away at me since I completed the game, and I couldn’t find anyone else talking about it, so here I go! I understand that there have been comics released surrounding Sonic Frontiers, but I have yet to look into them, my analysis here is from the game itself, the animated prologue, and technically the Twitter Takeover, though they don’t mention Big at all from there. Sonic Frontiers Spoilers. 
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I legitimately believe that the Big the Cat that appears in Frontiers is not real. When Sonic first meets Big, he’s already in cyber space. Upon this encounter, I thought his random appearance was a reference to Adventure 2, in which he’d randomly appear in strange areas. Still, Knuckles, Amy, Tails and Eggman are all trapped in cyber space throughout the game, so surely Big must also be trapped as well, correct?
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Sonic: “Big!? What are you doing here? HOW did you get here? What even IS here?” Big: “I dunno. I was looking for fishing spots and wound up here.”
Seems like a simple enough explanation at first. In character, at least. On top of that, much like everyone else (excluding Eggman), he has his own “memory tokens,” which in this case translated to Purple Coins, solidifying he was definitely, probably, trapped in cyber space. 
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Yet, by the end of the game, I couldn’t help but notice that Big was not with the cast of characters leaving the island. 
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In fact, we never saw him get sucked into cyber space in the first place. There’s proof that everyone else was seen in the PROCESS of being trapped, except for Big. Eggman went into a forest, did a thing and it immediately backfired before the game had a chance to begin, Tails, Amy and Sonic were all on the Tornado when they got trapped, and Knuckles got his own animated prologue justifying his reason for being here.
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Big, on the other hand, did not. All we get is a line of dialogue claiming he did.
It also became known to us that cyber space is a collection of data pulled from the users’ memories. 
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Sonic: “Yo, so did Cyber Space actually interact with my brain?” Sage: “It was designed to catalogue neural networks, among other things, so yes.” Sonic: “Alright, hear me out: do you think all those locations I visited were pulled from my memories?” Sage: “That is plausible. It imported the data of your memories and applied it to your surroundings so you could comprehend them.” Granted, Sage is technically speaking hypothetically herself, but knowing how Sonic lore works, we have to take this as canon information. Taking this at face value, we have to assume the cyber space we visit as Sonic is pulled from his brain.
Which is why it’s strange that at the end of the game, or DURING the game, Big is never technically mentioned outside of his fishing spaces. It would also explain why things like ring boxes
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or springs
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appear in the virtual lake at all. These are from Sonic’s memories!  
You could also argue that being the reason why some of the things you catch look... well... 
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... strange, to say the least. (Sega’s turning the frogs gay, huh?) 
If this is still all in Sonic’s perception, it’d also make sense as to why the blue-ringed octopus or the anglerfish look radically bigger than their real-world counterparts.
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Could it just be that Sega didn’t do their aquatic homework? Like they didn’t do their basic research on hedgehogs or on geology/astronomy? I refuse to believe that completely preposterous outlook. Sonic saw a picture of an anglerfish and an octopus, and just like ME at AGE 5, assumed they must be the roughly the size of a bear. (Side note, I’m aware that some anglerfish can grow up to 3 feet, and Sonic’s 3 feet, but this is still an absurd size comparison). 
That said, there are still things like the Hermit scrolls that occasionally show up, and Big literally sells you Eggman’s diary memos. One could argue, those things literally couldn’t be in Sonic’s memories. However, cyber space is a communal space. Apparently you can find out information from just about anyone in there. 
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Tails: “While you were online it opened up a flood of data. It was way too much to process, but I did get a glimpse of the Ancients’ personal data.”
Based on this evidence, we can turn to Big, and question his role in Frontiers. He’s a merchant, he’s kind of a punchline, and he provides a break from typical gameplay (also a way to skip obnoxious memory token grinding sessions). 
There’s... no reason for him to NOT leave cyber space. His presence in each fishing spot doesn’t suggest he is benefitting from his stay, nor is it assumed that he enjoys his time there. So why doesn’t he leave with them? Big simply tells Sonic that he was looking for fishing spots and ended up in cyber space. However, cyber space recreates itself for Sonic so that he could comprehend it. The Big we spend time with is very likely to be Sonic’s idea of Big, his memory of Big, or cyber space’s excuse to grant Sonic data. It could even be The End/spooky sky voice’s way of forcing Sonic to progress, disguising itself as Big, however my only evidence for that claim is during Sonic’s corruption, Big is not seen anywhere trying to assist Sonic. Even Eggman was there, not helping, but present.
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Other than that, that theory is a stretch, even by my standards.
In any case, it was odd to me that Big was totally ignored throughout the game. He’s by no means the most popular character, but if we are to assume it IS the real Big, why would they leave him in cyber space? Why wouldn’t Sonic attempt to free him as well, or at the very least talk about him with other characters? 
It may seem like Big is just a wacky character, who just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time as usual. But if that was all there is to it, why is this such a... Big... Mystery? Thank you for reading out my entire existential crisis. Please have a wonderful rest of your day. Play Frontiers, it’s fun.
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chisatowo · 2 years
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Every now and then I think abt that one conversation with a guy who worked at the place where I took my ged tests where we talked abt tattoos and he suggested a praying mantis tattoo on the shaved side of my head and I just think damn. I wish I had money dhdkydjd
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too many teens whining for validation, this blog needs more weird and stupid so...
AITA for kidnapping my friend and trapping her in the cheesebarn?
Hear me out:
The story starts about a week before my (20 at the time ftm) 21st birthday. If you live in the US you know this isnt just some lame 7th birthday or 36th birthday, this is one of the big boy birthdays, the special ones. Its when you can legal buy alcohol and are therefore truly an adult in the eyes of the law.
Naturally my friends (20s) wanted to do something Big for our 21sts. So they asked me what i wanted to do and i said i didnt really care as long as I got a road trip somewhere with friends.
Everyone thought it was a fun idea but it was a little short notice for everyone to get time off from work, but my other friend we will call C also had her 21st exactly a month after mine to the day, and the two of us agreed to share our 21sts and not do much of anything on my actual birthday. This is important, bc it was a SHARED birthday road trip.
I agree to let C pick the destination and I provide the car. We didnt have much of a plan as we were going to meet up with C's old roommate who lives in the city we picked to show us a good time.
It was 5 of us total and about a 7 hour drive altogether there with not a whole lot on the way there. We get to the city she picked and meet the roommate and honestly the rest of this part is just standard 21st birthday shenanigans. Its when we start the drive home things really start.
Remember its a long drive with not much to see? Well that was a lie. On our way back we see it, the Real "Happiest Place on Earth" as far as places with a mouse for a mascot go:
Grandpa's.
Fuckin'.
Cheesebarn.
Obviously me and the other people on the trip want to stop and see the magic, but unfucking fortunately C happens to be the only Basic White Girl ™️ in the entire world who hates cheese and isnt even lactose intolerant. This girl is notorious for making "petty" and "I hate Cheese" her entire personality. She would constantly make faces and gagging noises and talk about how gross and nasty cheese is if you so much as eat a grilt cheese near her.
Clearly she made it known that she wasnt on board with it. "NO! FUCK YOU ALL IM NOT GOING TO A PLACE CALLED A CHEESEBARN ON MY BIRTHDAY!!" were her exact words.
But i remembered i was driving, it was my car, and it was supposed to be my birthday too. So I put it to a vote. "Raise your hand if you wanna go to Grandpa's Cheesebarn!"
All hands raise but one. With C out voted we head to the cheesebarn.
Guys. This place is amazing. Its obviously making cheese its main draw, but yhere's so much more, its every shitty midwest tourist trap rolled into one glorious place. There's even a chocolate shop. We even got C's roommate to ditch work and come meet us bc shr heard "Grandpa's Cheesebarn" and knew she had to drop everything.
All in all a good visit, C even seemed like she had fun once we got there (she sure spent $300 on candies and dip mixes anyway). We go home. Things seem fine.
Then C drops off the face of the earth.
She wont respond to our calls or texts and at first we thought maybe she was giing through a rough patch or something and try to just keep reaching out but give her space. But then we find out that not only is she still hanging our with our other friends who couldnt make the trip with us. So clearly she's just pissed at us about something.
Finally one day a few months later i catch her at her job and just tell her "I dont care if you hate us, we'll never speak to you again if you dont want us to, but what the hell did we do to you??"
And she just looked me over and says "Well. You kidnapped me."
lolwut
And she yells (bc this girl loves yelling at people) "YOU KIDNAPPED ME AND TRAPPED ME AT A CHEESEBARN ON. MY. BIRTHDAY!!!!!"
And i just said "Well it was my birthday too," and havent spoken to her since. Its been over a decade and "No ragrets" as we said back in the day, but uts baffled me for years that that was her reaction. "Im just over you guys" i can understand, and its not like she was shy about telling people she hates them and their out of her life ever before. And from what i ended up hearing from our other friends she kept talking with it really was about the cheesebarn and how we "ruined her birthday".
No but srsly AITA??? For making her go to a cheesebarn???
What are these acronyms?
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boozenboze · 1 year
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Imagine
Gaz x Top!Black!Male reader
Summary:Gaz was being quite cocky, claiming that he can handle his boyfriends cock.Oh how wrong he was
Side note-Male reader is dominant
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Females She/Her and She/They DNI
Gaz had been eying his boyfriend since the beginning of the mission.It didn’t help that they were paired together either.The Brit couldn’t keep his eyes off of the dark skinned males figure.Everything about him turned him on.Did I mention the way the male talks?It’s an automatic turn on for seargent,especially the h/c haired males cock print through his pants.No matter what type of bottoms the male wore, his buldge was always poking at the fabric. Not to mention it’s absolutely monstrous size.
Kyle doesn’t know how he and Soap came to their current conversation.It was about all the recruits who had some good looks and how large their cocks are.After basing it off of their looks they then started talking sbout Ghost and M/n.Keep in mind they are both pretty large men, M/n standing at 6’7 and Ghost being 6’4.If that isnt big to some of you I don’t know what is.
“You and M/n are dating right?Tell me how big he is.”Soap said as Kyle shifted in his seat.Believe it or not, Kyle doesn’t know how big M/n is.They have been dating for a while but they’ve never taken any steps to change in the same room or take a shower together.Even if they were in the public showereds the Brit still couldn’t see the males size due too the fog build up from the hot water.
“I-uh...I don’t know actually?”Kyle answered nervously as Soap practically gawked at his answer.
“Wait so you’ve haven’t fucked or anything?”Soap asked bluntly as Kyle blushed at his teammates abruptness.
“No we haven’t, we’ve gotten close to doing it before but.....I guess we weren’t ready yet?”Kyle said but also questioning if that was really the case.M/n was always the one to initiate the acts but never went through with it since Kyle would start to get nervous.Specifically when their boners eould press against each other.Even though he hasn’t seen it he already had an idea on how big he was.
“Well if you and M/n weren’t together I think i’d could handle him.”Soap spoke confidently as Kyle sulked slightly.
“Do you think you can handle him mate?”Soap questioned as Kyle looked him dead in the eye.He wanted to give an immediate yes but he was unsure.Can he handle the man that treats him with respect and could he handle the man with the voice that makes him weak at the knees?Can he handle the pair of e/c eyes that stare down at him practically everyday.The same eyes that make him feel so small compared to the h/c haired male.
The Brits thoughts were cut off as a familiar voice caught his attention.
“What y’all talkin’ bout?”The dark skinned males asked as his e/c eyes scanned his boyfriend and Soap.Kyle blushed at the sight of his boyfriend, he was wearing a tight black tank top and some grey sweats.He was going to speak up but Soap did it for him.
“Gaz was just talking about how bad he wanted to fuck you and-Ack!”Soap was cut off by Kyle who smacked him across the head.M/n eyed his boyfriend who was now blushing, to which he chuckled.
“For real..?Alright bet, come on sexy.”M/n said with no shame as Soap started giggling.Kyle was to stunned to speak as M/n picked him him and threw him over his shoulder.
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“Ah~M-M/n wait a second.”Kyle moaned out as M/n stopped kissing his neck.It didn’t take long for them both to strip down to their boxers.Well, M/n still had his boxers on while Kyle was fully nude.M/n was fingering the Brits hole with two fingers as.
“Everything alright love?”M/n’s soothing voice asked as Kyle pressed his lips into a line.“We don’t have to do this y’know, we can stop-
“N-no!I don’t wanna stop...I...I wanna do this.”Kyle spoke shakily as M/n smiled at him.
“Alright baby, I’ll make sure you feel good.”
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“Ah~f-fuck!”Kyle moaned out into the pillow as M/n’s length entered him.It stung but it was replaced by pleasure after he adjusted.The black males cock was girthy and long which was a good combination for some.M/n began thrusting into the male and the bed began to shake.
“Shit-Kyle lettin out these girly ass noises, you must be enjoying yourself you slut eh?”M/n taunted as Kyle moaned in response.The brown skin male had been degraded and praised for a while now, and it turned him on as well.The tone that M/n was using also had him in a chokehold, it was comforting but also mocking.
“O-OH my gAhh~!”The Brit moaned out as M/n gripped his hips and thrusted into him harder. M/n gave his right cheek a firm slap which was sure to leave a mark later.Kyle felt like he was about to cum already, that was until M/n pulled out which made him whine.
“Mm...M/n put it back in.”Kyle whined as M/n flipped him over onto his back.“P-please...I need it.”Kyle begged as M/n chuckled in response.The h/c haired male now hovered over him, and he watched his eyes scan his body down.Kyle blushed as he watched M/n lift his leg over his shoulder.M/n began leaving hickeys against the males inner thighs and began pushing himself back into the Brit.Kyle moaned, watching M/n’s cock enter deep inside him as M/n grabbed his other thigh and began pounding into him.
“Being so good for me right now baby, I should let you cum hm?”The e/c eyed male asked teasingly as tears formed in Kyle’s eyes.The pleasure and the feeling of M/n’s cock now hitting his prostate was becoming to much to handle.
“D-daddy please let me cum nngh~.....I wanna cum so bad Augh~”Kyle moaned as M/n groaned feeling his own orgasm forming.
“Your gonna take what I give you eh~?You wanna be a good boy for me hm~?”M/n groaned when he felt the males walls tighten around him.
“A-ah shit..yes I’ll be your good b- boy-Ah~!”Kyle moaned when M/n started to hit his prostate repeatedly.They both moaned as they both cummed.Kyle’s semen squirted over his and M/n’s chest,while M/n released his load in his boyfriend.He put Kyle’s leg to the side and layed on top of the male whose legs were shaking.As they both slowly calmed down from their highs they began chuckling.
“I was not expecting that out of you handsome.”M/n said while leaving kisses over the hickeys on the males neck that he made earlier.
Y-yeah me neither Kyle blushed at the feeling and hummed in response and smiled when M/n pecked him on the lips.”
“How about I get a bath runnin’ eh?”M/n asked as Kyle nodded in response, a faint moan leaving his lips when M/n pulled out.Kyle could feel his boyfriends semen leak out of his used hole.He felt content, being in his boyfriends room as well as the feeling of his cum spilling out of him.He wanted to do it again.....again......... and AGAIN.He was sure M/n wouldn’t mind, besides.He wanted to ride his boyfriends cock once they were in the bathroom.
Imma edit this later im tired
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saenora · 10 months
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YOUR FAVOURITES AS YOUR SIMPS
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note: if we flip tables and what if youre the mangaka character and your fav simps on you… these are some adequate subpar headcanons… 🫠 (i dont write so lmao bear w me 🤭) thankies to Ai <3 @gojoest-main for indulging always mum ily and SOBS GOJO IS BASED ON WHAT AI SAID🤭)
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the husband
YN IS HIS LOML. he is huge on selfship community! HIM AND EVERYONE CALLS HIM YOUR TRUE HUBBY! he has a whole lot of selfship arts with you. he might go broke with all the merch but he cant help it every time he sees your fanarts or a new chapter drops, he goes feral. PINTEREST MOODBOARDS, PLAYLISTS YOU NAME IT. HE HAS IT. he is defending you on every website, writing little self indulging drabbles about you. he knows you well, his little head canons are cannoned by all of your fans. your his f/o and nobody can change it. he either talks about you infront of his friends and he has gained a reputation because of it or leads teh secret life… there is no inbetween. has the sweetest selfship headcanons but occasionally tweets regular horny one liners about how bad he wants to be fucked by you, or about how much he wants to cum inside you and get you pregnant.
gojo?, reo, kise chuuya, isagi, yuuji, taiga, ran + anyone who fits the criteria
the loyal hoe
he has too many blorbos, he knows it. BUT YOURE HIS MAIN BLORBO, HIS BIGGEST SELFSHIP/ THE ONE HE KEEPS CRAWLING BACK TO. it can be put as you made him standout. IS 25/8 YN BRAINROT AND TWEETS HORNIEST STUFF. HE ONLY SURVIVES ON SMUT AND BREATHES TO THE THOUGHTS OF YOUR AROUSAL. writes the best sex stuff. he keeps hopping from one to another but everyone knows he is your biggest whore. UNHINGED. crazy lot of nsfw fanarts of you, has patreon subscription to see all those fanarts. it doenst matter where he is, work/home/cafe. HE IS THIRSTING ABOUT YOU. writes about the shapes of your labia/cock and can write poetry on your body.
SHIDOU, karasu, dazai, GOJO, sukuna, toji, BACHIRA, aomine(ik.. but if he could write), ranpo, EREN, kaiser, jean + anyone who fits the criteria
the sweetheart
he isnt extremely active. somewhere in between the worlds. he calls himself your cheerleader, your number one supporter. he has tons of art saved of you might/might not be on budget. has one commissioned selfship with you. he loves you and probably has the most pure of the selfship with horniness served as dessert. (NO ONE CAN ESCAPE IT) occasionally indulges in you. is mostly very sfw!! but his head is full of all the sexi stuff. loves to talk about you… if anyone strikes a conversation about you he can write verbal books. CERTIFIED SIMP. his selfship is uwu. doesnt go big on it but is a soft fan.
kenyu, hiori, isagi, yuuta, megumi?, chifuyu, rindou, kakucho, connie, atsushi + anyone who fits the criteria
the silent one
he has been your fan since the start, the first time he laid his eyes of your 2d character design, your story, your everything captured him. he loves you from afar.. isnt really active but has a small pinterest board or a playlist of you that he silently indulges in. has no idea what selfships are but you’re a coping mechanism for him (sometimes). if you were real, he’d treat you so much better than the shitty charcter you’re stuck with. doesn’t pick fights online but wouldn’t hesitate if someone crossed a line. he doesnt realize but thinks of you more than a fictional character. probably is the healthiest out of the five. none of his irls know about his fixation of you and it would never see the light of the day. IF LOYALTY WAS A PERSON IT WOULD BE HIM. period.
nanami, rin, ness, levi, erwin, akutagawa + anyone who fits the criteria
the idgaf
he simps only for you. he has posters of you and is not ashamed. people know about you being his favourite character but he is scary so nobody can ask it about. has minimal/no online presence. but keeps signed copies of the mangakas. JERKS OFF TO YOUR POSTERS UNABASHED. he follows one fan account and prolly goes anon sometimes. heavily reads your smut or hasn’t scratched the surface you cant tell. YOURE NOT A CHARACTER, YOURE HIS FAVOURITE. ANOTHER ONE WHO DOENST KNOW WHAT SEFSHIPS ARE, BUT HEAVILY CREAMS THINKING OF YOU and has wild fantasies about you.
sae, aomine, shoichi, oliver, izana, kaiser(idk), baji, naoya, mikey, wc kunigami, ranpo + anyone who fits the criteria
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zen speaks: i’ll do a yn as diff as character tropes drabbles too 🤭 so wtevrhr <3
dividers: @/cafekitsune
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Spencer x Male!reader - beautiful mind
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I was wondering if I could request a Spencer Reid x Male reader, reader isnt exactly a trouble maker, trouble just always finds him. Reader is a fighter in an underground fight ring but he also sees and hears what going on that cops dont know about. The case the team are on reader always happeneds to be in the wrong place wrong time making people think he just might be the unsub. Reader only cooperates when Spencer talks to him, Spencer's softer nature makes reader feel less threatened. Maybe reader calls Spencer pretty boy and genuinely complements Spencer not just on how smart he is but that he has a beautiful mind - @xweirdo101x 💜
In your line of work you had to be good at remembering faces, so when you saw the same group of faces you had been seeing around for the past week, you immediately turned to the man next to you.
“Rex who are they? This is an exclusive event, I’ve never seen them…”
“No idea, but they knew the code to the door and all had tickets.”
You frowned a little and wiped some of the blood from your nose, gesturing for him to follow you into the back rooms.
You went to yours and sat down, waiting for a medic to come and check on you to make sure you were fine and didn’t have to go hospital.
Yes, this paid really well, but you couldn’t exactly tell them you were the leader fighter in an underground fighting ring.
“Boss…”
Rex pushed the door open and showed you the faces that had been appearing in the crowds recently.
“Fede.” He mumbled.
You looked at him and quickly gestured for them to come in.
You couldn’t afford anyone catching wind of there being cops in the building, so you had to keep it on the down low.
They introduced themselves and you wondered how screwed you were to have the FBI knocking on your door.
“Look, all of this is legal and I can bring the papers tomorrow.”
“We don’t care about the illegal fighting ring, we’re here for something else.” Derek said.
Hotch walked over and showed you a few photos.
“Don’t know em.”
“Well you should, these were your last opponent’s.”
“Look, whatever happens outside the ring ain’t none of my businesses okay? I’m a fighter inside the ring, and that’s it.”
“Except at every crime scene, guess who was there. You!” Emily snapped.
You rolled your eyes and rolled your shoulders a little, wincing at the pain that bloomed over the area.
“You’ve dislocated your shoulder.” Reid said.
“Wouldn’t be a shocker, I’ll deal with it.”
“You need to answer a few questions for us.” Rossi said.
“I don’t need to answer nothing man, get the hell outta here before I show you what a real fighter can do.”
“Are you threatening federal agents?” JJ mused.
“I’m threatening a bunch of people trespassing in my building. You don’t have my permission to be here, you wanna talk? You can talk to my lawyer.”
You clearly weren’t going to giving them any answers, and since they actually had no legal reason to arrest you they couldn’t do anything.
“Don’t leave town.” Hotch warned.
They went to leave as the medic was coming and Reid stopped.
“You need to put his shoulder back in place and put it in a sling, he shouldn’t fight for a few weeks.”
With that he left and you rolled your eyes at them.
A few days later the same thing happened, you just happened to be at the crime scene, since it happened in the hallway outside your apartment and there was blood all over your door.
That was all the reason they needed to arrested you, they cuffed you, shoved you in the back of the SUV and took you down to the station.
You sat in the interrogation room, hands cuffed to the table and you glared at anyone that entered the room.
“Come on, we know it was you. You knew all of them, you were there at every crime scene. What was it? Winning just wasn’t enough? Beating them wasn’t enough?” Derek asked.
“No, a big strong man like you? You want to prove that you’re the best right? Impress all the women in the crowd?” Emily asked next.
You scoffed a little, rolling your eyes as you leant back in the chair a bit.
“You just couldn’t control the bloodlust could you? Beating them was such a thrill you wondered what would happen if you took it a step further.”
You hummed a little, standing up rapidly rattling the cuffs and the table.
You jolted your shoulder, pain shooting through it but you ignored it and smirked wildly when you watched the two agents jumped back.
The two officers behind you shoved you back in the chair and held you in place.
“Scared?” You asked sweetly.
The two agents left the room and you grinned happily.
They all looked at you from behind the glass.
“We’re getting nowhere, and his lawyer isn’t responding to our calls.” JJ sighed.
“Place two more officers in the room.” Hotch said.
Emily went to find two more officers while Reid watched you through the mirror.
“Reid? What’s on your mind?” Rossi asked.
He snapped out his head and turned around.
“Can I get some ice?”
“Uhm, sure? I’ll get you some?”
JJ was confused as she left to grab some ice and when she came back Reid grabbed an empty evidence bag and put it in.
“Can you wait here?”
“You can’t go in there alone!” Derek hissed.
Before they could stop him he walked into the room, and stood on the other end of the table while you looked up at him.
“Doctor.” You greeted.
“I noticed your arm was giving you some trouble, can we put some ice on it?”
You thought for a moment before nodding your head, and Reid handed it to one of the officers to pressed to the injury.
“Do you get injuries like that a lot?”
“Part of the trade pretty boy, I’ve had worse.”
Reid glanced away a little flustered when you called him pretty boy but quickly turned his attention to you again.
“Worse?”
You looked at him.
He really didn’t look like an FBI agent, he looked like he couldn’t hurt a fly, so you felt no need to be standoffish with him.
He wasn’t a threat to you and he wasn’t forcing ridiculous scenarios on you.
“You know I’ll be out of this by the end of the day.”
“Your lawyer isn’t picking up his phone, we’ve tried calling numerous times. Do you know where he is?”
“No. But you don’t get in contact with Reeves, he gets in contact with you. He’ll know what’s going on, word travels fast in our community.”
Reid nodded his head.
“Can I ask you a few questions about last night?”
“You gonna accuse me of crap I never did? Because if you are you can get out right now I’m not interested in hearing one sided made up events.”
Reid smiled and shook his head.
“No, I’m not here to accuse you. I’ve been watching them team ask you questions, I thought I’d ask my own.”
“Fine, go ahead.”
Reid began asking his questions and unlike with the others you didn’t threaten him, you didn’t try intimidate or scare him away.
You sat there calmly told him every thing.
You got home late after seeing your doctor, you did an easy work out, got a shower and went straight to bed.
You told him you had cameras set up in your apartment by the door for security which would prove your story.
“Can we have access to that footage.”
“You gotta get my phone.”
Reid looked to the window and nodded his head.
A few minutes of silence and Rossi and Hotch came in, your phone in their hands and passed it over to you.
You unlocked it and went to the app you were searching for.
“Here, check for the other nights if you want I don’t care.”
Reid took your phone and looked at the footage from last night.
Just like you said, and he checked all the other nights too and you were home each night.
“Are there any other cameras we can see?” He asked.
“No. That’s it.”
You looked at the two older agents and raised your hands a little with a grin on your face.
“Can I go now? You’ve got nothing on me.”
“Stay in the area, we may have a few more questions for you.” Rossi said.
He uncuffed you and you rubbed your wrists before taking your phone back.
“You’ll be hearing from my lawyer about this don’t worry about that, I expect to see you lot in court you rat bastards.”
With that, you walked free with a huge grin.
They FBI didn’t dare to come near you again, but as you were leaving the bar after a few drinks, you found Reid looking around a bit lost.
“Doctor.”
You walked over and he seemed relieved.
“I need to ask you a couple more questions is that okay?”
You nodded, gesturing for him to walk with you.
“We believe whoever is doing this is doing it to get back at you. They know your schedule, the times you do things and where, is there anyone you can think off that would be after you?”
“Loads of people. If you’re not aware doctor, underground fighters don’t have many friends.”
“But is there anyone in specific who would know the ins and out of your daily life, what you do on certain days and when? I know you have a body guard, personal doctor, trainer and therapist but is there anyone else?”
“No, that’s it.”
Reid nodded his head and gave you a small smile.
“Thank you.”
He turned to walk away and you stopped him.
“You drive here?”
“No I walked it was into around the corner, we tracked your phone here since you weren’t home.”
“Right, I’ll walk you home then.”
“This is a safe town, the crime rate is significantly lower than most towns.”
“That so?”
Reid nodded and told you about the statics with crimes and towns and cities and why they varied from place to place.
His knowledge astounded you, how one human brain could retain so much information was beyond you but it was fascinating to say the least.
You were stood outside the police station at this point, you were leaning on a railing with your arms crossed over your chest.
“You got a great mind you know doc, incredibly smart.”
“Uhm.. thank you..” he mumbled.
You smiled.
“Keep that pretty head working, you’ll crack this case in no time I know it. But don’t be walking round at night alone. You wanna go somewhere you call me right? My people don’t like your people.”
Reid nodded his head and walked into the station and the next day he turned up at your gym while you were training.
“I’m starting to think you’re into me doc, what brings you by?”
You smirked and grabbed a towel, wiping the sweat from your face as you grabbed your shirt, walking to sit with him on a bench.
Reid was doing anything to avoid looking directly at you.
“We want your help with something, and.. and of course you don’t have to after what happened but we’d appreciate it.”
Taking a drink from your water you looked at him.
“There’s another fight coming up. We need to know who’s going to be there.”
“Come with me.”
Grabbing your stuff you led him to the far back of the gym, past some offices and into yours.
You closed the door behind the both you and you tossed your stuff on to a chair and grabbed some papers, holding them out.
“Records?”
“We may be underground doc but we keep records. It’s for security reasons.”
“Do you have anymore?”
“Yeah, hold on a sec, have a seat.”
Reid read through those ones you gave him while you looked for more and set them on the desk.
“Everything since the murders started, anything specific you’re looking for?”
“Do you have any pens or anything.”
Grabbing him some pens you set them down and sat in your chair watching him work.
“I’m creating a list of names that reoccurred during the fights you had, and with the one tonight since you’re supposed to be fighting, which by the way you shouldn’t the chances you’re going to dislocate your shoulder again is extremely high.”
“It’s the job. Like I said, I’ve had worse, not many rules in our fights.”
Reid started to mumbled to himself and you cracked a small smile as you watched him.
“It’s fascinating to watch you work. You think differently, don’t you? See things others can’t? Right doc?”
“Yes, I have an eidetic memory. Also you Uhm.. you can call me Spencer or Reid.”
“Do you want me to call you Spencer?” You whispered.
He swallowed nervously.
“I.. if you want…”
“Alright Spencer.”
He shuddered at the way you said his name but tried his best to focus on what he was doing.
Then he stopped.
“Does Reeves always work with you?”
“Only on nights I’m fighting. He had an injury, can’t fight.”
Reid snapped his head up.
“Do you know where he is right now?”
You shook your head.
“You need to come with me, now.”
You quickly got up, leaving everything behind including your shirt and followed Reid without question.
He took you to the station and you stood in front of his team while he explained what he figured and started writing things down.
“What does Reeves do while he’s not with you?” Hotch asked.
“No idea, I just pay him to keep pissed losers from me.”
“Do you know where we could find him?”
“Sure, hold on can I have a pen or something?”
Reid handed you a pen and you looked at the map, circling a few places.
“The bar will be closed, but there will be people inside, top underground fighters like myself, don’t go in there without major backup. The gym is mine, you need a keycard to get in so you can check the logs for that. The warehouse should be empty, but again, don’t go without backup there will be dogs and guards around the place.”
You gave them all the information they needed before pointing to Reid.
“Do not let him go, no offence Spencer but they will immediately try pick you out from a group, it just wouldn’t be safe.”
“He’ll stay, you need to stay here until we find Reeves.”
You shrugged a little and sat down while Reid phoned someone called Garica to help track down your bodyguard while the others rounded up all the men and women they could.
You were idly flicking through some books you found on the table while Reid helped his team.
Once they narrowed the places down, he hung up and all he could do was anxiously wait.
“Tell me some more interesting stuff pretty boy.”
“About what?”
You hummed a little.
“What do you know about underground fighting?”
You listened to Reid as he rambled about the statistics of underground fighting and hospital trips, how it could lead to early death and everything and anything else he could think of about it.
“Such a pretty face and such an amazing mind…” you mused.
“R.. really?”
“Yeah! You’re like hells smart Spencer, it’s amazing! Like, so freaking amazing.” You smiled.
Reid smiled back but he couldn’t reply because he was called away by an officer so you just sat there waiting.
The case was solved, Reeves was the one killing people trying to frame you because it turns out years ago he had his first fight with you and you broke his ribs meaning he couldn’t fight again.
It all made sense and you got ready to leave, having enough of hanging around a police station shirtless and bored.
“Great solve, I’m going.”
“Wait, we just want to apologise again for everything.” Emily said.
“You just don’t want me to sue your asses.”
“I mean that’s part of it.” Hotch chuckled, “but we do mean it, it was a rushed decision on our part.”
He held out his hand and you looked at it, nodding your head as you shook his hand and turned to Emily.
“By the way, I’m gay. And Spencer?”
He looked up and you winked.
“Call me pretty boy, I’d love to get to know more about the man beautiful that beautiful mind.”
With that you smirked and left, hands in your pockets as you heard Reid’s team teasing him about what just happened
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𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚔𝚝𝚘𝚋𝚎𝚛 '𝟸𝟸: 𝚄𝚗𝚏𝚞𝚕𝚏𝚒𝚕𝚕𝚖𝚎𝚗𝚝
summary: You take an unconventional approach to helping Levi with his film studies class, with a few surprises along the way.
content/warnings: Switch!Levi x fem!Reader| college au | established relationship, praise, toys, dumbification, daddy kink, filming, rough sex, bondage, impact play, overstimulation
wc: 3.7k
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It was innocent, that’s how it started. As innocent an offer as helping Levi out with his film class as a completely different major, anyway.
You laugh as Levi burrows his face in your neck, suckling marks you “ordered” him not to give. Everyone will know. 
You both went public with your relationship very recently, a big step for Levi because he’s never had any real desire to date anyone and was mocked constantly by his friends for it, and for you because it’s Levi. The type of dreamboat the girls around campus fawn over in secret rather than upfront since he’s so mysterious, up to glare at most anyone who stares for too long. Not being wanted is a quality about him that makes all the girls—and some guys—want him. 
Then in your second year Levi stunned you with his crippling awkwardness when he mumbled if you’d like to get coffee, maybe, sometime, and now here you are in your third year. You’d like to think you’re past the honeymoon phase, a whole year into dating, but he always seems to surprise you. You surprise yourself.
Your heart flutters as his hands guide your jaw, opening for him.
You make a halting noise, pulling away giggling. “Wait. You never told me your topic thingy.”
“My topic thingy,” he sounds out, one brow raised. “So you’re serious about helping me?”
You grin cheekily, hands coming up to guide him in for another kiss. “I was always serious.”
“Hm.” He guides your lips back on his, doing no more than brushing the side of your breast through your tanktop. Your nipple shows through the thin cotton, easy for him to slide his thumb across and make you sigh into the kiss.
You’re on the verge of whining “Levv’…”
“Mm. Unfulfillment,” he answers, his minty breath brushing your lips. “Have any ideas?”
A lightbulb immediately pops on in your mind. Your jaw drops. “You’re fucking with me.”
“I’m not,” he bites back, squeezing your cheeks so your lips puff out.
“My idea means you can’t turn it in…” you mumble. You’re not sure how serious he’s being, but, you do have an idea.
“There’s nothing wrong with a draft.” His hand creeps up under your shirt. You shiver.
You nibble on your lip. “Remember those gag gifts I got you for your birthday last year? The ones Ymir made me buy?”
Whenever you bring up that part of last Christmas, you never fail to mention how Ymir played the biggest part of the gifts. Hange snapped a picture of him unwrapping them and captioned it ‘IT’S TOMATO’S BURTHDAY🍅🍅’.
He was flustered. So what.
He isn’t sure how much he believes the gifts weren’t your idea, but he’s intrigued. No one seriously uses a gag gift, and that’s what the handcuffs, the spreader bar, the clamps—were, until you and Levi had a talk and realized you were both into the same thing. Levi was slightly peeved Ymir took him for such a vanilla person. 
But they’ve sat neglected in his closet since, with no place for them in your dorm. Embarrassment. Distraction. Waiting for the right time?
“We still haven’t used them,” you go on, voice unsure.
He cocks his head. “Maybe because they were gag gifts.”
“But you’re into them…! And maybe they’d make the film more interesting.”
He stares a little harder to gauge how serious you’re being. It’d be a film only shared between you and him, of course. A filthy thing. It would mean the light system.
Nothing wrong with a draft.
“…Clothes off,” he says. “Spread your legs. And wait.”
You do as he asks. By the time you’ve peeled off your wet panties, a little box of toys are set down by your hip, which Levi rifles in briefly.
The cuffs. You forgot the tiny thrill that zipped through your belly when you first spotted them in the shop. A shame you’d probably never use them—unless they appeared in one of Levi’s projects somehow; ironic now—but now it’s real. It’s happening. 
He guides your hands above your head. Cold metal encircles your wrists, and they snap into place. You release a breath you didn’t know you were holding. 
A slight yank proves you trapped. Your heart is already pounding.
He briefly strokes your hair before moving on to the bar, folded like a baton, which he raises from the box. It’s formidable to say the least. 
“Nervous?” He climbs into bed, shedding his shirt on the way, and spreads your legs far apart. 
You’ve never wished so badly that you could touch his rippling muscle, clutch his flexing forearms if, when, he fucks into you. The air touches between your thighs, making you squirm. 
“Maybe a little,” you say.
Soft cuffs slide onto your feet, ending at the ankles. You can no longer close your legs.
“If something feels wrong, you know what to do.”
The clamps. The cool metal clamps attached by a Y-shaped chain that almost tickles the skin on your belly. He slots into the open space between your legs, stroking your hip.
“Yeah… I just don’t know what you’re gonna do to me,” you murmur. Would it be hotter if he told you, or more thrilling if he kept it a secret? Levi always knows his own intentions.
“You’ll find out,” he purrs. “Relax.”
He flicks your nipples to full hardness. Hot thrill fills your belly—he’s going to do them one at a time.
He rubs, taking the one between his thumb and forefinger and gently squeezing, a tease of what’s to come. You breathe like you’ve just finished a workout. 
“Are you ready?”
The tight pinch as the clamp closes around your nipple goes straight to your clit. He didn’t wait.
“Shit,” you whisper. “Oh fuck, that’s good. Please.”
You look good. The crotch of his jeans feels tight. 
“Begging already?”
The other. Your back arches, just slightly. You close your eyes, reeling.
“One more thing… Can you handle the blindfold?”
You nod.
He slips away, and the bed sags by your shoulder. You try to drink in as much of him as you can before your sight is stolen from you: the blush on his face, the slight blue in his eyes gone glazed over. He’s obviously hard. Already.
The silk, you immediately register on your cheek, is navy blue. One second, you can see, then darkness closes in. You can’t peek above or below. Every feeling, every other sense, brightens. Most of all the clamps.
“I lied,” he says. “One other thing.”
“Levi…” you whine. The urge to squirm is enormous—but you can’t move an inch but to curl your fists and toes, and all you can follow is voice, back at the foot of the bed.
Whatever it is, you’re not going to find out before he sets up his cameras. The worst part is, you know he tied you up first on purpose.
You hear the faint click as the tripod is spread on its three legs, following the blunt sound of the camera being set up, near your left side. Your right. In front. You lay in aching silence. It didn’t truly hit you until now that he’s getting this all on tape. You won’t even see it until it’s over.
A sudden thought makes you titter. “You better not be attaching a GoPro to your head.”
“Creepy.”
“And three cameras aren’t?” you bluff.
“Your pussy’s soaked, and I haven’t even touched you. You like creepy.”
You curl your toes, squirming around the clamps. The pain-pleasure is electrifying, you can’t tell if you want them off, or if you want them pulled.
It’s really fucking hard to argue with him as a faint beep means the cameras are now recording. You clamp your lips shut. The box is dropped somewhere, followed by a little more rummaging, and the clacking of his belt opening. You’re dying to see. Aching.
“Now you’re gonna act coy? You’ve never been camera-shy before.” His voice is low, almost mocking. The mattress whines as he clambers between your legs. He positions them, bent in the air at the knees to accommodate his body. 
His hand slides up from your navel, jostling the chain, probably coiling it around his finger. Your head snaps back with a gasp.
“Where’d your voice go?”
“Levi—”
Vibrations rumble to life that you feel through the chain and faintly wrap around your nipples, teasing. Your chest rises, heavy breaths dissolving into light panting. 
A vibrator. He chose a vibrator. That’s a toy you use fairly regularly, long and black with just about a thousand settings you never much bothered to explore, but now it seems he’s going to make you. One setting sends vibrations in strong bursts, on and off, full and empty.
“Shit, baby,” you whisper. Part of you wants to keep your voice to yourself just to get back at him, but that’s going to be impossible.
He chooses not to respond. It’s hard to find anything intelligent to say at the sight of you. His hold on your hip stays as the vibrations quiet to a hum, and dance down from the chain to your mound, sweeping in random motions. He wants to see if you’ll beg again, if you’re that needy from some kissing and nipple play. 
Your cunt definitely is. You’re pinned up so your small hole is on full display. It clenches before his eyes as he slides the toy down one lip, just shy. Your hips rise.
“Levi, Levi,” you chant. “It’s right there, just stop teasing, I can’t…”
“You’ll take whatever I give you, and you’ll thank me for it,” he responds, steady and low to hide what you’re doing to him. Your cunt is glistening, your clit swollen, while he’s faintly throbbing against his pelvis, fully hard.
The toy lands on your hood. “I’m waiting.”
“Thank you,” you whisper, in the most placating voice you can manage.
In one quick swipe, you gasp in ecstasy, but then it’s gone again.
“Thank you!” you say with more confidence.
“Mm. Better.” Levi leans back on his haunches, and, the vibrations low and cutting off every few moments, he lays the toy on your clit, nudging back and forth.
You moan sweetly, your breath catching with each pause. “Thank you, thank you…” You’re made to savor the precious seconds it’s buzzing for you, and whine in defeat when they vanish.
Levi glances at the dark eye of the camera to his right. It’s bad technique, but the last thing he wants is somehow not getting these precious noises on film, as if they’d die with full batteries.
“Fuck,” you gasp, your hips leaping up when he catches an angle just right. “Thank you!”
A bead of cum wells up in his slit. He takes his tongue between his teeth, lovingly stroking your thigh. With a click, the vibrations leap up to their highest setting, strong and constant.
You writhe, your jaw dropping open with a whine. He watches your cunt grow tight as your hips snap, chasing the sensation wildly. He lets it happen.
God, baby, god.”
“That’s right…” He rolled the toy around in circles. “If you wanna come, just keep fucking it, sweetheart.”
This is too easy, you realize with paralyzing fear. He’s going to edge you—or so much worse, make you come untouched so you suffer through a useless high.
You moan, high and stressed. “You’re gonna take it away. Un-f-fulfillment.”
“You think so?”
Amused. He sounded amused and way too satisfied with himself. The touch of the toy is becoming lighter, more far away so you have to break even more of a sweat to work for it. But the vibrations are stronger than ever.
“Please—” Your voice hitches up as your high crests. “Let me…!”
Three things happen at once—one hand steadies your hip, his hot and swollen cock pushing in as the toy’s head presses down, and you trip over the edge with a keening shout.
You weren’t expecting to be fucked. Your back arches high, shaking and curling up to meet his quick, heavy pace. He moans. Bright flashes dash behind your eyes, shattering you to pieces. You hear yourself over the loud buzzing, noises dripping with euphoria.
Your cunt pulses in strong waves, squeezing his cock tight. Levi misses it as soon as you calm down, slowing to firm, steady thrusts. In order to get the kind of reaction he wants out of you, he slows to a stop, balls-deep in your pussy.
“Holy shit,” you pant, “move move, baby, move.”
He pulls the toy away and slaps your clit with a wet smack. Then with his little finger, he gives the chain a tug. You recoil with a cry, but your cunt tightens anyway. “You’re really in no position to make demands, sweetheart.”
The metal cuffs jerk as the vibrator comes down again. At first you flinch back from it—it’s too much—but a warm sense of helplessness swallows you up. You accept your place, serving as a toy to warm his cock with.
Pricks of overstimulation fade away, replaced with a heightened sense of need, even stronger than what made you beg so hard before. It’s faster now. It slams into you now.
“Levi, I think I’m…”
“Give it to me,” he says, panting heavily. It’s so hard not to move—he’s going to leave a bruise on your hip.
The next time you come, it’s with a hard jerk that shakes the headboard and a heavy moan, falling one after another mixed with his name.
Levi gapes at the silky soft sensation, tight around his still cock. In his hips, the urge to thrust is so overwhelming that he almost forgets to lower the vibrations on your second comedown; he’d rather drag this out. The animalistic part of him begs him to fuck into all that wet heat instead of just keeping him warm, it’s frustrating, he bites down on his lip—but it’s so addicting.
“Oh god,” you moan. The shaking, as if you were still coming, is small and constant now. “H-How many times are you—are you—?”
He glides the toy down through your slit, transfixed. “Until I stop.”
Something about watching your needy cunt clamp down on him and feeling it at the same time, and doing nothing about it makes him dizzy with lust. He likes depriving you. Depriving himself for that inevitable reward that gets better and better the longer he waits. Sticky cum—partly his—oozes around your opening and dribbles down, wetting his balls, your taint, and the sheets underneath. Your clit looks so used.
Approaching your third, you’ve gone completely shaken, speaking less and making many more pretty noises. Sweat has pasted your bangs to your forehead, your hips stuttering, unsure whether to fuck into the low vibrations or shy away. 
He turns it up.
“Oh, fuck me,” you beg, “please please fuck me, I’m gonna come.”
He swallows a moan. “No.”
You don’t quit begging him until your voice fails at your trembling peak, a sharp gasp cutting you off. Again, he lets his head fall back as your cunt closes up around him, and listens to you moan, so shaky and so small.
“Please move,” you groan miserably. “I’ll be good I’ll be good…”
He’s surprised that after all that, you could still stand him fucking you. How much you want him. How much you need him.
“Fuck me.”
“You don’t get to order me around,” he grunts, enjoying the burst of power he gets from spreading your lips and throwing his hand down again. Again. One more time quiets you down to whimpers.
He pulls out, and replaces his cock with two fingers.
“Ungrateful,” he says.
“Levi no—”
“Since my cock isn’t enough for you, you’re coming on my fingers instead.”
“S’not enough,” you whine. Your hips cant down, fucking yourself depite that. “Please, ‘m sorry, I’m sorry f-for ungrateful.”
He bites a smirk as he continues his deep sweeps over your clit. Can’t even string a sentence together. “Don’t make me gag you.”
He wishes he had a fucking machine, almost, as he plunges his fingers in and out at blinding speed. Your hips are raised for him, you gaping widely at him.
“Not enough?” He spreads the vibrations in a tight circle, takes his fingers out, and wipes them on the sheets before burying back in. “You’re so wet it’s ruining my rhythm.”
You blubber something incomprehensible in response as he turns up the vibrator, pinning it to your clit. Like before, and before that, you fuck into it with abandon, keening.
As punishment, he leans over and spits on your clit.
“Oh—”
Wetter now. He likes to watch your expression as you approach another peak, growing tight and taut, like the rest of you. Your whines rising.
“There you go… See, I knew you could do it. Good girl.”
It takes longer this time. Levi still doesn’t get tired of tearing you apart.
It gets to a point where tears have trickled well-past the blindfold and drop from your chin. Your neck, your forehead, is shiny with sweat. 
“I think you have one more in you.”
“I can’t,” you cry. “It’s too fucking much.”
He slaps your tit, watching it bounce before falling back into place.
The vibrations increase. He presses down. “Who’s the one directing?”
You seize up. “Oh god please, please—”
His fingers still, spreading your cunt. The toy’s head hovers above that swollen, pink clit.
“Please what? Now you want more?”
“Ngh—y-yes.”
“Yes?”
“Needa come,” you say, slurring terribly. “I’m close.”
“You have everything you could need.” He dashes the toy across your clit. You shriek. “My greedy bitch wants more?”
You cry weakly. “Uh-huh!”
You’re too dumb to say any more. His cock twitches, pasted to his thigh. Another weak fuck, and you whine miserably.
“Try harder. You want cock? Or do you wanna be slapped around a little more?”
Your shaking grows heavier as you break down, hips chasing the vibrations, which Levi continues to raise, just an inch shy of where you need it.
“Daddy,” you sob. Your lips are glistening with spittle. “Please, daddy.”
His chest rises, lust like a heavy stone turning over his lower half, hardening his cock.
The vibrations cease, and he pulls out his sticky fingers. Levi lets you stew in the silence, writhing, whimpering like a puppy. Waiting either to be punished or rewarded.
You don’t have to be fucked stupid for you to pull a card like that, but he didn’t expect it while “filming” this “project”.
“What was that?” 
You suck in a gasp as his hand, lathered in cum, drifts innocently over your cheek.
“I didn’t get that. Who do you want to fuck you, again?”
“You,” you whisper. “You, daddy.”
“Look how pathetic you are…” he murmurs, thumbing your bottom lip. It slides right in. Your mouth closes around it, and sucks greedily. “Perfect.”
A strained humming noise comes from your throat and vibrates around his thumb. A string of spit connects it to your lips as he pulls it out, then slots himself between your thighs.
Levi bites down on a sigh as his hand makes a fist around his cock. He spent so much time on you that he neglected himself—he’s fucking aching.
You hear the sounds, you sense what he’s doing, and your hips raise up in his direction. It’s all you can do.
“What about this?” he asks huskily. He hovers the tip at your hole, guiding just that much inside. “Is this enough for you?”
“Fuckk,” you whine, toes curling. “No no no.”
Your cunt greedily clamps down around him. It takes the rest of Levi’s resolve to pull out, and push his cock through your messy slit instead, bumping your clit. You cry out. Fresh tears ooze from under the blindfold.
Unfulfillment. He bites his tongue.
“You don’t think daddy will take care of you…?”
All he’s doing is running his mouth, and riling you up even more. Shivers and weeping wrack your shoulders. Utterly humiliated. 
“No, I do, I d—”
He shoves inside, down to his balls and the obscene slapping noise that results as they smack your cunt. Your jaw drops open.
“Fuck,” Levi groans, and takes hold of your hips. He can’t even pretend. His hips snap with reckless abandon, and pick up speed. “How’d you get tighter…?”
A question you’re too struck dumb to answer. Heavy moans fall out of your mouth with every, deep, bruising thrust. You just keep on sucking him in, each time he pulls out. 
A spark ignites in his belly. He needs to fuck deeper. He needs it harder. Fuck, he needs to wreck you all over.
One hand gripping your hip, he folds your legs to your chest and takes on a harsh pace enough for the headboard to thwack the wall, enough times for the noise to fall into the background. Your tits jostle, cut moans rising into a shout. Your hands curl above your head. He loses count of how many times you call out, daddy.
His eyes shut, pinched in concentration. “That’s it… Fuck, keep getting tighter for me.”
You come unannounced except for a silent scream out of your open mouth, but he feels it all. Your pussy grips him like a vice, causing his jaw to drop and a groan to fall out.
He rises and rises and fucks you harder, panting out nonsense—his good girl, just keep coming, you’re doing so well—as his rhythm starts to falter. Your cunt squelches obscenely loud. His chest rises with a gasp.
“Fuck—” Levi grunts. His hips stutter, his head falls back, and he drains his balls inside with a flurry of rapid thrusts. The sounds fall out of his mouth one after another—it’s almost too wet, too fucking good. It’s a crime to feel this good. Just when he thinks his cock is done pulsing, he pushes for just a little more, a soft moan at the top of his throat.
When the waves recede, and he’s hardly pulled out, white gushes from your hole, and dribbles down to mess the sheets.
“Ah,” you whine, voice broken.
In the afterglow he catches his breath slowly, rubbing the shakes out of your thighs.
He says, “I think that’s more than enough footage, don’t you?”
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iwasbored777 · 7 months
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so ur trolls posts got me to watch trolls world tour again. i remembered liking it but i couldnt remember why, but now i know for sure
I FCUKING LOVE TROLLS WORLD TOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!
ALL THE INCREDIBLE WRITERS WERE SECRETLY ON TROLLS 2 !!!!!!’n
I CANT TBINK OF A SINGLE FLAW IN TROLLS WOULD TOUR!!!!!!!
i was NOT expecting a brilliantly written masterpiece about colonialism, but thats what i got, and its going in the greatest of all time hall of fame in my brain forever.
im not gonna sit here and regale you on the message of the movie. they only said fax, no printer, and its an important message to send kids. alot of the messages kids get about races and borders is “we are all the same 😚” but they came in with the “we are NOT the same and that is both good and bad, both exciting and dangerous so you need to be aware of dangerous ideas of “harmony”” and thats so real. kids need to understand differences are OK.
i love how they backed off the “chosen one” vibe poppy had in the first movie and talked about her flaws as a leader. while her stubborness was a good thing in the first movie to contrast branches pessimistic nature, it wouldnt have worked here, and i can see a cheap writer (like m*chael w*ldron) either insisting she gets away with her selfishness and carrying on with the happy ending anyway, or pretending that wasnt a character trait at all (because w*ldron doesnt watch the first movie and writes a sequel anyway)
my favorite scene is the bubble scene and the woods right after they leave funk where branch confronts poppy. do i even need to tell you why?
i just want to mention it because im pretty sure branch sings a cover of “girl crush” by little big town, which is a country band, and branch said he likes country music earlier and that slays. but when poppy comes in, what they sing is definitley not girl crush, and i cant tell if its giving “trolls can mix music” or im completley wrong and its a different song alltogether. but i cant tell if that song is homophobic or is super gay, so if im wrong thats prob for the best.
the only flaw i can think of is the country music, as a midwestern i can confidently say that was an affront to real blue grass country music. i guess born to die “works” but it didnt represent country as well as the other genres did. theres alot of controversy in the country music fandom with alot of singers who sound exactly the same and produced like its a factory line. but even if people still think miranda lambert and carrie underwood arent true country singers, their songs wouldve worked better than born to die. also the country trolls shouldve been on a self sufficient farm instead of the wild west. that wild western jazzy piano and country music isnt the same.
the only bad part about the movie is that it ended and barb ATE. SHE LEFT NO CRUMBS WITH THAT INTRO. send ask.
Lol I love your review. I love Trolls World Tour a lot too and all their other movies. Great stuff.
And yeah I love Poppy and how she can accomplish A LOT but she doesn't make it on her own, she needs character development and help from others just like everyone else. Characters are surprisingly realistic.
Barb really was goat, the best antagonist in the franchise. I love parallels between her and Poppy, how both had different intentions (Poppy wanted to help and Barb wanted to conquer) but Poppy's method was also wrong and both Poppy and Barb and everyone had to make compromises for all tribes to live in harmony because no one has to change their lifestyle for that to happen, all they have to do is accept that they're different and that's perfect. Just be yourself and let others be themselves.
That song in the end (Just Sing) slaps hard (and so does Can't Stop The Feeling btw).
P.S. Tiny Diamond fucking slays 🔥🔥🔥
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sneezemonster15 · 1 year
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I find it so funny when people try to dissuade people from shipping same sex pairing by using the "We need more representation of close and intimate male friendship. People need to stop making everything gay" excuse. But the reality is that the friendship who is truly under representated is male/female friendship. Ask anybody if 2 guys can be friend? Of course! Ask if 2 girls can be friend? Obviously! Now ask if a a guy and a girl can be friend? "Well, hum ... not really ... the guy probably want to fuck the girl if she is pretty ... the friendship isnt real." Clearly society lacks representation of healthy male/female friendship. Tv shows, anime etc ... give the MC a whole harem of girls (girls who are supposed to be just friends and he thinks of as only friends at the beginning) pining for him or love the trope of the good guy friend who is waiting for the girl to stop dating assholes and finally notice him. Which also lead to the gay best friend trope bc its the only guy who can be the girl's friend.
Representing male/female friendship not only help against heteronormativity but also misoginy. The idea that women arent fun to be around and are boring perpetuate the thought that women are just good at being fucked, at being wifed etc, and not fun enough to just have a good time doing friends stuff ... So men end up thinking they can only return romantic or lustful feelings toward women.
All that to say that those people clearly do not care about friendships representation. They are just annoyed that people prefer same sex pairings to the holy straight pairings. And "feminist" women who cheer because their queens finally got to get the dicks they wanted are advocating for the wrong thing. Celebrating their faves girls being used as sequel factories or for disney happy ever after the heteronormative and misogynist society craves so much, isnt the big flex they think it is.
Well said anon.
Yes, I agree there is a dearth of healthy and realistic m/f friendships in media and they are surely underrepresented. Lately, more creators are portraying m/f friendships in their films/series etc. But yeah, it's such a stereotypical thing to reduce m/f relationships to romantic or lewd isn't it?
I liked how the character of Amy in Gone Girl talked about the Cool Girl trope. How men wanna see women they wanna hang out with in a certain way and outwardly, it seems this is a fun girl, with a free, liberal and casual devil may care attitude yet still have their personalities revolving around the desires and fetishes of men. I also liked how again, the character of Amy in a film called Chasing Amy portrayed a similar issue, even though the film has its own problems. How men see lesbian women and even though their sexual interests don't intersect, men nevertheless feel righteous about constructing sexual fetishes around it, objectifying lesbians because women, by the simple grace of being women, simply cannot do without men, that their whole existence is nullified if men aren't in it.
A male/female relationship which is platonic and based on equal terms can do so much to give some resolution to this issue.
As for the 'feminist' fans in this fandom, it is interesting to see how Sakura or Hinata stans think cheering their faves is a holy act of feminism while understanding nothing about feminism and female representation in media. It has created such a toxic environment in this fandom, and I am sure others. To a huge extent, I blame the industry because the target group of this genre is so impressionable, it's so easy to misinterpret things, especially with how these women are written. While I get why Kishi did it with these two female characters, given they would be paired up with his two main (and clearly gay, living in a homophobic world) characters for the sake of the sequel and that he writes other female characters much better than theirs, it still is very problematic. Because they were never condemned in the actual story. They were never called out. Never made to face consequences for their actions. And this, THIS, makes their fans so insistent about the apparent goodness of them, while sweeping the rest under the carpet. While it doesn't take a genius to spot their faults, it certainly takes a certain level of understanding of narrative, visual language, themes and understanding of the world.
I can talk about narrative subversion till my lungs give out but unless one shows an inclination to learn how narratives are built, they would keep sticking to their token understanding of concepts such as representation and feminism. Which is such a sad phenomenon. It is almost hurtful how so many fans are so willingly tone deaf and blind, all because of some shallow relationship they wish they had. It's amazing to me how well fortified their delusions are. How strong their willingness to be courted by a hot popular boy. How fine they are with having their fave character revolve around some guy for the most superficial of reasons. This is what their understanding of feminism amounts to. All this nonsense for some cheap self insert.
Even Sasuke stans who are anti SNS. They prefer thinking of Sasuke as some cool, badass, revolutionary man archetype who sleeps around and struts with his massive dick out. And this is how they facilitate their Sasuke*fem reader smut. These Guevara extremists who think homosexuality only exists in western societies, who also consider themselves uber feminists, who think Sasuke casually slept with Karin (because why wouldn't he? He is a man and he has a dick and a willing girl is around, it all makes sense lol), are fine with self inserting into a female character, as long as the badass revolutionary would casually fuck her and then throw her away or let her die without a second thought after his demands have been met. Because yay, feminism. Like irony goes to anti SNS and SS/NH to die a horrible death.
Hinata stans would get triggered at SNS posts or anti NH posts and share the same four Spanish panels of photographs of Naruto with his family because that's their understanding of a happy family. Orchestrated studio pictures. Because gay men living in a het marriage have never been clicked. Because gay men in het marriages don't exist. That's their extent of understanding a relationship. A family picture. It is certainly not a flex.
Just look at how SS apply all sorts of mental gymnastics to justify Sasuke staying away from his family for 12 freaking years. Like you can certainly feel bad for SS stans who even after Gaiden, had the courage to ship this ship. The levels of desperation. And to what ends? What is even their payback? Where is their reward? Kishi certainly isn't giving them any.
You know sometimes I feel shipping is a strong word for what I feel for the story. Because Naruto is just a love story about two boys. If I want them to be together, is it shipping? Shipping is such a fandom term. If that's what the story has led me to, to hope for the two main characters to have a resolution that the entire narrative has painstakingly led me to, is it really shipping? I am just an ordinary reader/audience who wants a good ending to this story. The way the creator wrote it. All I did was to follow what he wanted me to see. Is it then shipping or just a natural conclusion to the story? To want them to be with each other?
As for those fans who say 'we need more representation of men being friends, stop making everything gay' are so fucking silly. Like damn, don't we have enough representation of platonic male bonding? There are entire tropes based on that dynamic. Cop buddies, bro code, band of brothers, big brother mentor, bromantic foil, bros before hoes, brother from another mother and this goes on and on and on. I can count like forty films and twenty books off the top of my head that use these male bonding tropes. Just say you are a homophobic piece of shit. Why circumvent facts? Like we live in a patriarchal, heteronormative world and suddenly stories about men being friends are in jeopardy. Like c'mon, cut the utter bullshit. Lol.
There are only a handful of sane voices in fandoms. Because the rest of them leave and I totally understand why. Hehe. But while you are here, do what you can and then get out. This shit is not good for anyone long term.
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kenjiyabuki · 4 months
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so here are some thoughts about DMD Friendship the Reality while we are nearing the end
yeah yeah its not that deep but actually no one caring/talking about a show makes me want to write a LONG ASS POST bc i cant get gratification from going through the tags and reading opinions lmaoooooo so HERE damn okkk i will make the content i want to see in the world i guess dont mind me......😞
im not even the biggest Domundi fan but i was intrigued by the premise of this show. i mean it's a basically fake dating show (like one of their challenge rewards was getting to sleep in a suite together as if they are there to date for real) and the end prize isnt just an acting opportunity as it comes w the big decision of choosing a looooooong time acting partner. so i wanted to see how they would do it. BOC did a similar thing w The Hidden Character which i dropped halfway in bc it was too long and i found the challenges to be irrelevant to the ending goal. this show is the opposite of that and thats why ive been enjoying it.
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it is edited to be concise (only 5 eps) and honestly, is quite tranquil. all the challenges were about things they will be required to do in the future as DMD actors/idols and stakes aren't even that high. You could always guess who would win before they even started (((like of course broody model guys won the photoshoot challenge and guy w two series under his belt won the acting one, DUH))) but it was still enjoyable to watch. show's goal isn't to generate tension and competitiveness. it is more of a workshop/chemistry building camp and also a way to introduce the new generation and get the fans warm up/attached to them.
as i spent time in bl fandom sphere, i've come to realize introducing a new gen is tricky. i thought everyone would be ecstatic to see new blood and a lil bit of mix and match but BL fans are reaaaaaaaaaaally attached to their faves and generally see newcomers as threats who will take opportunities from their already neglected (!) precious babies (e.g. just couple weeks ago FortPeat fans were protesting the new lesbian side couple in the upcoming show for stealing screen time from their faves, which is a joke in itself). this kind of show is genius way to get people to warm up to idea of new faces. at the end of the the day, these fans' weakness is two beautiful boys indulging in sweet moments they can be delulu over and considering how ships were already born from the first episode, DMD FTR succeeded in their goal.
LETS TALK ABOUT THE BOYS :-) *this starts playing*
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I had to make this during first ep bc they are all dark haired boys w similar builds so I kept confusing them lmaoooooo (Tle not pictured as he joined later)
i will firstly talk about the fan favorite possible "couples";
KengNamping, the quiet visual couple and yes I love em!!!! they were kinda the only "conflict" in this very conflict free competition.
is Keng the CALMEST person I've ever seen? Latte is laid back too but Keng is just seems zen. sometimes (in the face of conflict) he just seemed hard to read but mostly he has such a calming presence. honestly, he should open an ASMR channel if this acting gig doesn't work out.
Namping also comes off very warm and graceful. him being "wow I'm finally in the winner suite" to Keng after finally getting chosen in ep4 made me laugh like DAMN he really was offended by what happened in ep1 and kept letting it slip. Idc, you are so right my prince and don't ever let Keng forget what he did to you...
when it comes to the possibility of them as a couple: i am kinda here for it while also not knowing if i actually believe in their "moments" in the show? Namping definitely set his sights on him from the beginning but Keng seemed nonchalant about it. Keng finally choosing Namping after his win, their sweet moment on the bed etc. seemed to me like classic reality show moment prompted by production to fit a certain narrative WHILE ThomasKong's pseudo-date-night chats seemed very real and spontaneous.
they do visually have chemistry, i'm not gonna act like i wasn't blushing when Keng trying to flirt during dinner or Namping softly touching a sleepy Keng's chin in the bed etc. Or even in ep2, when Namping tries to confront Keng about his pick but they are too timid and just unable to talk about it openly!!! arrghhh it's a hard to watch moment but still, made them more intriguing because they had such a tension between them. it would be a shame if it wasn't explored more. that tension can be channeled into an angsty series, just saying...
So, they def have a long way to go in their bond and arent comfortable like LatteFirst or ThomasKong but still, they are a strong contender and I would be glad to see them as a couple in a show. Namping already got my attention in the acting challenge and wonders can be achieved w a lil bit of workshop. they got the juice already!!!
Now, lets talk about ThomasKong.............
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me watching Thomas relentlessly chatting Kong up since THE FIRST EPISODE
so I knew LatteFirst are set be a side couple in upcoming Love Upon a Time but i was confused to see why everyone on Twitter was already going cuckoo over these two random boys until i saw them interacting... Wow, like Thomas really came here w one mission: get Kong and leave.
because Thomas is such a flirt like DAMNNN😳😳😳😳he needs to be jailed for carrying lethal amounts of charm... IT MUST BE SAID: I love his fits w those thin glasses, he should've been wearing those in those office BLs he was in because he has been serving "office siren". Tiktok girlies eat your heart out.
while Kong isn't the best at acting or singing (he is the best KengNamping shipper tho and i LOVE a fudanshi BL actor), he definitely would win Mr. Congeniality if they were giving that title. he naturally and effortlessly has great on screen charisma. he is a certified cutie and the only one who can get real full belly laughs from Thomas!!!
i think what they managed in the acting challenge is the testament to their palpable chemistry. acting wise they weren't perfect (naturally, their uneven acting experience levels were apparent) but they were the only one who managed to tonal shift in their scenes. it's because they were the only ones who played into the romantic subtext of the scene. they also held eye contact for the longest (because they are comfortable w each other and not shy!!!), which elevated their chemistry and made me AND the judges giggle and roll our hair and kick our feet and shit!!!!!!!!!!!!
they are obviously the most likely to win the show and they deserve it too. no matter the result of the show, i want see them carrying a series as mains because they can and should. i also believe DMD won't fumble their bag, so i am not worried about it.
to conclude, I will quote Zee,
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then we come to LatteFirst, the kinda established couple: in the ep5 preview, we see First trying to choose between Latte and the newcomer Tle, which seemed random to me and could be a production touch to create conflict in this very smooth sailing show.
i loved seeing Latte being nonchalant about the possibility of First choosing someone else, what a laid back guy. like Mio in THC, every BL reality show needs a half asleep and occasionally funny dude.
now i am thinking; what if First chose Tle, would he also replace Latte in LUAT bc DMD doesn't really fuck w mixing matching their couples. i honestly don't know where did all that come from but i feel like the result wont be too shocking, First and Latte are already really close and comfortable and got The Chemistry. need i remind of Latte punching the air a la Judd Nelson at the end of The Breakfast Club when it was announced they both chose each other for the dinner date? and their sweet and comfortable banter on that said date??? let's put our pens to work and write a friends to lovers rom-com for the boys based on that material please...
i dont think they are likely to win but might be strong contender. i just want to see them as a side couple in LUAT (hopefully this year!!!!) so they can develop themselves and their bond a little bit more before getting to a main couple level. their sweet friendship shouldn't go to waste!!! (is it obvious i am more drawn to BL couples who are besties in real life?)
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damn this post is about to be a novella so i will make it short about Gems, TeeTee and Tle, i hope Gems won't be too upset about getting slighted again 😥 like i said, stakes aren't high on this show and results are always obvious: these guys are going back home empty handed, we all know it. they are all charismatic and VERYYY talented but i just felt like none of them really focused on "getting a partner" part of the show, not just the main challenges. even TeeTee who was picked by Thomas and Keng seemed kinda uninterested about partnering up. but you cant really force chemistry and i am sure they will get many more opportunities in the future. they already started their fanbase!!! i cant stand to see Gems so upset, i hope he wont be too sad.
these are my opinions. maybe the ending will do a whole 180 and idk, GemsKeng or TleKong or some other random couple will win, who knows???? cant wait to watch the new overly airbrush filtered, Cheewin directed DMD show up to like 5 episodes and then get bored and drop it and follow the rest from gifs!!! good luck to the boys <3
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coldresolve · 3 months
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boiling any discussion of media analysis down to "fiction isn't reality" or "depiction isnt endorsement" and treating it like that's the end of the discussion means that you can no longer criticise any piece of media for the ideas and arguments that are presented in it, implicit or explicit. i don't know if you realize that, but you should.
you know how the harry potter series had those hook-nosed greedy goblins controlling the banks that were, like, a little tiny bit antisimetic? but depiction isn't endorsement, so i guess we just leave it at that.
or how DC's batman has, among other things, a classism issue which it just vaguely gestures at sometimes but never actually engages with. or the torture apologia in 1984 - a book i love, by the way, but it does feature torture apologia. or the blatant racism that occasionally pops up when you're reading lovecraft - you just have to remember that fiction isn't real, so we don't have to talk about it.
and one thing that irks me about your argument isn't just that you're watering down media analysis to its absolute bare-bones zero-thought entry level point of discussion - it's that i don't even think that you yourself believe in this argument. i think you use it as a way to avoid engaging with media critically, but only when it's about media you like. media you created. you'd love to just like it without thinking about all the bad stuff it might contain, because that's more comforting. because it makes you not feel guilty.
i contend that there's a lot of value in digging a bit deeper than "fiction isn't reality". media criticism is a great tool to learn how to spot the arguments behind bigotry and apologia, even if those arguments aren't being made explicitly. you start to unlearn all the shit you've been fed by propaganda throughout your life. you learn how to spot bias. and that's just the big stuff - you learn how to think about interpersonal dynamics in a different way, too. what is the author trying to tell me about the choice this character made here, and do i think it's reasonable. its discussions like that which are very much applicable to the real world. you get to challenge your own worldview and ethics through fiction. you grow, you learn new things. that's what makes it so worthwhile, in my opinion. it's what makes fiction art instead of mere entertainment.
food for thought
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demadogs · 2 years
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can you share your first kiss vision
GLADLY!!! also this is more just a fun concept to think about than a genuine prediction. this got kinda fanficy ngl.
so i envision it mid s5 pretty well into whatever danger will is in and mike and el are completely broken up. in this scenario its more of a thing like max where hes still himself just in danger of being tranced or something like that rather than s2 when he was possessed. (tho i dont think his danger will be the same as max’s. i think he has a deeper connection to vecna that will lead to a completely different kinda danger than what max was in.) anyways, the gang is all together and will is always being monitored whenever hes not in immediate danger just in case, similar to max. like 24/7 even when they sleep.
usually jonathan has this role but something else requires his attention so mike volunteers to keep an eye on will one night. they share a bed bc this is my vision and i make the rules and of course im only giving them one bed. as theyre getting ready to sleep mike seems visibly anxious and will asks whats wrong and mike just tells him that hes scared for him. i imagine this is the night before some big plan to defeat everything and mikes scared it wont work.
ive had this vision in my head for a while of them both in a quiet bedroom at night sitting on a bed and mikes talking about how ever since he went missing hes had such a fear of losing will for good and mikes silently crying. mike tells him “i saw your body. did anybody ever tell you that? when they lifted the fake body out of the water at the query, i was there. we were all there.” will didnt know this. mike tells him that the party rarely talks about all the upside down stuff when theres no danger present but they all have ptsd and nightmares. he tells him that their nightmares are about demogorgans and demodogs or the mindflayer or being shot at but mikes… mikes nightmares are just reliving the moment they lifted wills body out of the water.
mike tells him how the day he thought he was dead was the worst day of his life and how when he got him back he never wanted to let him go but then when the mindflayer got him he was so terrified of losing him again and he just has this terribly feeling that this time hes gonna be taken from him for good.
theyre both crying and will hugs mike super tight. a REAL HUG WITH EMOTION AND TEARS!!!! mike tells him “i cant lose you” and will says “im not going anywhere”.
eventually mike pulls away from the hug a bit but is still holding him. he rests his forehead on wills and stays there. will brings his hands up to his face and wipes his tears with his thumbs and leaves his hands there. mikes looking at his lips and its obvious that hes thinking about kissing him but hes not doing it because hes scared of risking their friendship and losing will in a different way.
then i love the idea of will knowing that mike wants to kiss him and he just nods and whispers “do it” and then mike kisses him.
mike pulls away but still leaves his face really close to his and hes kinda mentally freaking out and we can tell but will just smiles so big cuz hes so fricken happy and that instantly calms mike down and he kisses him again.
isnt my imagination great. someone send this to the duffers.
if someone wants to write this into an actual fic go nuts but plz tag me in it and credit me in the notes on ao3.
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destinysbounty · 2 years
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Alright its elemental roulette AU time again, whether you like it or not! (for those of you who are curious, you can check out all my other posts about it here: 1, 2, 3)
Jay being Samurai X in this AU is pretty self-explanatory, so i probably dont need to talk about it in too much depth. But I will anyway!
In this version of events, Jay managed to perfect his mechanical wings, and then expanded it into a big ol flying suit of armor. So, think Samurai X mech, but crossbreed it with like, the Sonic Raider Jet or something. But also theres a distinctly comic-book-superhero flair to it all because of course there is, this is Jay we're talking about.
Same as canon, Samurai X starts making appearances, he begins upstaging the ninja, and its established that the current ninja team is full of angsty perfectionists, so OBVIOUSLY they all hate his guts. Jay is a little gremlin, though, and their frustration only encourages him to upstage them even more.
Eventually they do discover his real identity and meet him, and maybe realize they were being a bit too harsh when they should have been more appreciative of his support. So they invite Jay into the fold of their operations.
Jay may be a comparative rookie, but hes got the motivation. See, his parents were attacked by Fangpyres and got turned into Serpentines, and he figures that if stopping Pythor and co. can get him any closer to finding a cure for them, then he has to try. If nothing else, he can at least get some well-deserved revenge. And once he learns about the Great Devourer situation, he definitely doesnt want that to happen. Basically, hes motivated by the recent rise in Serpentine activity.
(Im also currently toying with the idea that Jay was turned Serpentine as well. I dont wanna elaborate on this point too much since im not certain i'll keep it, but its definitely something to think about.)
Regardless of motivation, Jay is more than happy to join the team. After all, who in their right mind would turn down an invitation to join a kickass team of superpowered crimefighters, as well as the opportunity to be trained by the son of a literal diety??? Sign him up!
....he did not realize what he was signing up for. The comic books did not prepare him for how traumatic saving the world can be. He would like a refund please
Of course, this realization doesnt strike until Zane's death. Jay's first real experience with loss. Sure, their battles have been scary and dangerous, but watching a friend die...watching a friend die to save the world...thats when it hits him that being a hero comes with a price. So he throws in the towel and bails.
That is, until Wu approaches him, saying that the ninja have all gone missing (bc they went to Chen's island without telling anyone). And well, Jay has lost one friend already, and it sucks. But hes not going to sit by and lose everyone else who matters to him, too. So he warily takes up his old Samurai X mantle again and sets out to find his friends.
So yeah Jay and Dareth team up on Chen's island and it is just as chaotic as you might imagine.
Also, i feel the need to point out that Jays stuff isnt all sleek and modern like Nya's. He doesnt have a secret base, he just tinkers away at his parents' scrapyard. He canonically doesnt know the proper name for an exhaust valve. His mechs and weapons do not look like they should operate by any stretch, but somehow they DO.
Nya got to the island by using holograms to disguise her vehicle. But in this AU, Jay gets to the island by building a shoddy jetplane out of spare tractor parts and crashing it into the side of a volcano.
Jay's strange blend of competence and incompetence only makes Morro hate him even more. By all rights, this chaotic grease monkey and living embodiment of the knife-cat meme should NOT be able to defeat him. That rusty mech thats really just a glorified trashcan should not be able to throw Morro through several concrete walls. And yet here we are.
Jay, meanwhile, delights in tormenting Morro. Because of course he does.
Now, he and Nya do still have their falling out, but its not due to a love triangle or anything. Its bc Jay bailed out after Zane's death, Nya got upset at him, and in the ensuing fight over it they both said some...pretty hurtful things. And over time they work on repairing their relationship again, but it still takes a long time before theyre ready to be a couple again.
Im currently torn between three possibilities. 1) Chen reveals the truth of his elemental power to him. 2) Jay spontaneously manifests lightning one day and everyone is very confused. 3) One of his Skybound wishes results in the discovery of his elemental power. Im a bit fond of option 3, if only bc that opens the opportunity for Skybound to focus more heavily on the adoption subplot, and would naturally build up to a true potential sequence at the end.
If so, maybe the wish that would have revealed Cliff Gordon's death ends up instead revealing his elemental power to him, forcing him to reconcile his birth parentage in the weirdest way possible. Idk id have to think about it, i havent seen Skybound in a while.
I think Jay does choose to be a ninja instead of a samurai, if only to feel closer to his birth-mother and to carry on her legacy/learn more about her, but still keeps a lot of gadgets and doohickeys on his person. The harness thingie on his Wildbrain gi? It serves as a holster for his various inventions and bizarre, unorthodox weapons.
Jay spends a decent chunk of time thinking he has no elemental powers, so he and Misako strike up an unexpected camaraderie as a result of thinking theyre the only non-elementals on the team. Wu is an elemental master and specializes in training others like him, but Misako isnt, and since spinjitzu is a bit different for those without elemental powers she offers to train Jay.
Jay may not be the strongest or most powerful fighter, but give him a paperclip and some dental floss and he'll find a way to macgyver your downfall. Its only when hes cornered into a hand-to-hand confrontation without any weapons that he tends to falter. Take away his gadgets and he starts to have issues, since he has zero combat training. So yeah he is in dire need of Misako's guidance.
And hey, maybe this is a good opportunity to explore Misako's character as well! Maybe they share a heart to heart, where Jay laments being abandoned and Misako reluctantly shares her motives and turmoil over leaving her son. Maybe she gets some character development. Oh! And maybe Jay sometimes joins her on expeditions.
Once Ray and Maya are saved, Jay and Cole very sheepishly ask them if they knew their mothers. And during the timeskip after season 7 they spend many nights hanging at the blacksmith shop, listening to Ray and Maya recount the good ol days.
And for the record, YES. Cole and Jay are still besties in this AU. Their dynamic is deeply important to me.
I also wanna redo Prime Empire to focus more on Jay's abandonment issues and you cant stop me.
For the purposes of this AU ive decided to replace Wojira with two new deities, one of lightning and one of ice. This means that Jay and Zane are both eligible to get Nyad-ified at the end of Seabound. Which one it happens to remains undetermined atm, altho im admittedly leaning a bit more towards Jay. If only because the mental image of Jay being made of pure lightning, and wanting to kiss Nya goodbye before vanishing into the sky but not being able to touch her without zapping her...yeah that concept is gonna live in my head rent-free for at least an hour
Its not much, but those are the broad strokes of what i have for Jay so far!
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cannedbabs · 1 year
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Hi hi hi! So I'm kinda in love with your Jack x reader fic, I'm especially impressed with how in-character you keep him. I know you find soft!Jack to be a little difficult to write for, but your headcanons on that are just 👌*chefs kiss*, tbh. More on that, I've been playing around with the idea of a childhood friend s/o. Just somebody who's completely used to him being how he is and doesn't shy away from it. Do you think he would feel more comfortable to be soft around them or what? Or just any thoughts you have on the dynamic tbh! Thanks!
So sorry for not posting in.. so long!! Been in a slump!! BUT!! I wanted to give my take on this!! (Not necessarily headcanon formatted but!!)
Tbh yeah, he would be a little soft on them? But you also have to take into consideration his metaphorical growth as a person. I am big and heavy on the idea that Jack believes “Little Jack” is dead, as he says, and basically all from that horrible part of his childhood is gone. The traveling wagon shows, his family owned brand is now HIS brand, etc. he may associate you/the friend with bad memories due to it (or may have bad association if the friend is magical in some aspect). A general jealousy thing!
But it would he a case of “well I sort of knew you so now your basically a mutual. Due to what we were through we are strangers with memories, and i don’t Automatically hate you” but it would just be general respect. If any of his childhood is brought up he tries to shut that train of thought down real quick unless its to gloat. If your mentioning any of the parts he deemed to have cut out he is quick to remind you that he isnt like that anymore. Even talk about his personal life is dismissed (but he exaggerates it to fuck with you. He’s a gloating bastard, but hes not an idiot. all this “Useless crap like that” lines is basically fishing for a reaction, he LIKES taunting and being an arrogant asshole, it makes him feel powerful)
Though the biggest thing with Jack, and it is apparent by the s/o being completely used to this, is to not give him that power. No reaction? Not giving what he wants? Hes quick to deflate. In the movie Puss is talking him up like he’s the scariest monster in the movie (“this is why you dont cross Jack Horner!” “Robbing from big Jack Horner? Tsk tsk, very risky.”) but thats what makes him ‘scary’ is this persona he is built. He isnt magic. He is just a guy who owns a PIE FACTORY. Deflating makes him prone to being a little more vulnerable and open by proxy, and its not something he does on purpose by any means. Though it’s a case of you need to sort of make him falter before you can see genuine feeling come from him, and with most shipping situations that wall is hard to break but due to the closeness the s/o and Jack shared… it would break easier.
It would definitely lead to more personal talks, especially if the s/o experienced it first hand way back when. Jack doesnt need to inflate his backstory, they already know it, and especially if he tried but they corrected him? He wouldnt really try lying about it again unless it was minute details. Maybe in this he would let them be more touchy, too. The opportunity to play with Jack’s hair? Sign me up 😳
Sorry this was formatted so weird I just sorta rambled!! And like stated sorry I completely disappeared im going through some busy life stuff atm and kinda not on a lot of social media <3 but I’ll be back, and hopefully with an updated chapter!!!
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terraliensvent · 14 days
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Idrc if this exposes who I am but I’m genuinely getting pissed off about how many nsfw jokes people make in this server and no one will say anything to correct it. And if they do it’s suddenly not serious or smth? Like come the fuck on. It doesn’t matter if it’s abt roblox you’re putting children in danger like seriously 😭😭😭
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i agree they really do not pay attention to the shit that is said in there
its one thing if its like “oh yeah im 18 making sex jokes with my 16 year old irl friends” because then its like ok we were all in high school once BUT when youre on discord its an entirely different beast because the person on the other side of the screen can very well be lying about their age. terras advertises itself as minor friendly, and discord TOS says that the minimum age to make an account is 13, meaning you can be potentially making sex jokes to 13 year olds when you make them in terra server (and again, kids can lie about their age so hypothetically we could drop that 13 as low as 9 or something with the way terra members act)
not to mention that its a pretty well known grooming tactic to downplay sexual talk with minors, this way theyll think its normal and wont question when its escalated. by making sexual jokes and them saying shit like “its not a big deal its roblox,” you give minors the idea that that type of talk is no big deal and can lead them to have less of an alarm signal if adults talk to them in that way. like lets take this conversation away from the terra server and move it to a 13 year old’s dms; now it looks a lot worse and provides an opportunity for escalation. by making “small jokes” like this, predators can continually push the line of what is ok.
terras really needs to be stricter on this kind of thing, because this is how you put minors in danger, downplaying sexual talk/jokes, even if its “just roblox” and really isnt that serious to someone whos like 16 or older, can be a really slippery slope for very young people who dont have the real-world maturity to understand when sexual talk is escalating. they really need to be stricter about moderation or make the server 16+, because this is how you put kids in bad situations.
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vanillatalc · 4 months
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ok im gonna just talk about it anyway :D
he announced earlier that next year he's gonna push me more, and i was like ? wat? why? and he was like i think we're both undersocialised atm and i was quite annoyed by this and also a bit hurt bc i feel like that's more untrue in the past 6 months thn it's been sice the pandemic (and maybe before - bc most of our friends now are people from discord we ended up becoming irl friends with)
maybe *you* feel undersocialised ben but *i* actually find basically all social activities something to endure rather than enjoy
also don't forget that ana is my soulmate and I feel very happy just hanging out with them and Ben
i feel like he has still this shark feeling of gotta keep moving or ill die :) like he is doing much better than he was from sept-nov but yeah i think he doesnt need to make that an Us problem lol like i dont share that feeling at all lol like if you want to do more things than i do you can do some stuff separately, and some stuff with me! as is normal!
i did feel quite frustratedand annoyed with the way he brought it up , which he did apologise for later bc he agreed we're doing the right things etc and he didnt really mean he wants to push me MORE just that he doesnt want to BACKSLIDE. which is fine i guess but it was a bit annoying to hear anyway bc i am not planningon going intoi a big isolationist hole
like the implication that next year some REAL change is gonna happen and totally ignoring the fact that we got married a few months ago (objectively the biggest social event either of us have ever done), that we hung out with Boops and yuka at an art installation, that we've had clare over a bunch of times, that we've had boops over, that he's done a few irl dnd sessions w/ lucas clare boops, that we've been ice skating a few times, that we've done escape rooms together, that we've done some family trips, we did that ceramics class, we've done a LOT of pokemon walks - all of this in teh past 2 or 3 months apart from the wedding - im just like god damn how much stuff do i have to do to satisfy you lol like i simply dont find the same kind of drive to Do Things that he has and I have still done all this shit REGARDLESS
i was also annoyed i think by the implication that he's the one who needs to push me when actually half of the above shit was my idea!!! the ice skating was me! the wedding was my idea! the escape rooms were my idea! i was the one who restarted teh pokemon go! i was the one who created the server in the first place, where he found his friends!!!! these are all my friends i let him share!!! i was the one who arranged the halloween party w/ boops and clare literally bc he was so sad i wanted to do something nice for him
i do read him charitably - as i legit think is important to do in all relationships with someone you like and respect on a very basic level lol - and i dont think he meant to suggest that im massively inadequate lmfao (i mean - i know he didnt) and he apologised for coming in too hard about stuff, and i know he's traumatised by covid (who isnt?) and is terrified of going back into that tiny world where it was just us and we didnt see anyone else for 2y. but that's not on the cards anyway so i felt a bit wrongfooted by the whole talk
also i was so cross i went mute and under my blankets until he sort of to put it bluntly fucked me back into communication lmfao !! me hissing "im cross with you" while he was actively fucking me </3 looool (this is 100%% fine by the way, just for the record, i was way less annopyed by the sex than the conversation, the sex cheered me up even and it was the right move)
anyway whatever. i think we're actually on the same page in terms of not wanting a particularly quiet 2024 (we're planning on going to Iceland in the winter and also there will be a chess meetup abroad somewhere) so we move. i was just annoyed by how he framed it but he did apologise anyway and i know he didnt really mean anything!! but it was annoying lol like omg I try sooo hard. so fucking hard!!!
ETA: fucking. also. he wasn't even making ANY comment on this stuff and he's fully been my biggest cheerleader lol but I've also been so busy work-wise (my "chess career" is reaching new heights after all) and taking care of him these past few months and doing my doll job as well I think I just want someone to be like omg cham you are actually soooo impressive I'm soooo obsessed with you !!! don't worry you don't need to find anything else inside you you are doing sooooo well!!! (Ben is actually usually like this but I want him to say it now as well) like I've been working on job stuff AS WELL AS doing loads more shit with him lately and I feel like I should get extra credit for that
all this to say that this would be a good time to send me a message with how great you think i am. lol
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