Julius Caesar has been dead for 2,066 slutty, slutty years
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gay christian call that a fruit of the spirit
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Sorry, but we’re burying your girlfriend alive. Yeah, she decided that the laws of Zeus take precedence over the laws of the state. Your father’s trapping her in a cave in punishment for giving her brother a burial. I mean, you can try to talk him out of it, but good luck. So sorry.
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the “t” in james t kirk stands for “tits”
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if wodehouse published in 2023 he wouldve made this convo happen its too bertie to not be canon
enjoy this unpolished sketch comic :DDD
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*Keith and Shiro are splitting off from the team*
*Lance catches Keith's arm*
Lance: Hey, uh, be safe
Keith:... We will
*Shiro and Keith head off*
Pidge cradling Hunk's face: Be safe...
Hunk dramatically: I'll be so safe
Lance: Will you guys stop?-
Hunk: I'll be safe... for you
Lance:.... I'm gonna kill you
Pidge, still dramatically: But how would that keep us safe?
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he's a bit stupid (lovingly)
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that fucking desert is basically the third member of the scarian polycule at this point
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