Things the Master called his Auton duplicate of the Doctor:

My Doctor Doll

My Toy

My Pet

Sir, you are never beating the allegations.

old time drawings 2

you know what. ive gotta give props to jodie, sacha, peter and michelle for making their respective doctor/master romantic tension still feel extremely homosexual. i have no notes, thank you for your service.

normal and healthy relationship

This shitty meme brought to you by "bel finally watches classic who and realises there's no exaggeration whatsoever in how well this ship's been sailing since 1971"

Unironically one of my favourite things I’ve drawn tbh. 

Out of every single relationship in the Whoniverse, whatever the Doctor and the Master have going on just hits different. Like a rock. I’m sure everyone feels this way about their fave Doctor ship, but my experience is that once you go Thoschei, you cannot go back. Given the narrative symmetry, character foiling, interwoven parallels, tragically dramatic irony, frustratingly unspeakable ambiguous romance that defies traditional ship canonization in the true chaotic spirit of Doctor Who, and a unique backstory setup that allows the characters to have history that other individuals cannot match, while fate (and the format of the show) pushes them together over and over again indefinitely, without hope of lasting reconnection lest the setup break, the Doctor and Master’s codependent anti-soulmate life or death partnership arguably cheapens every other pairing beyond comparison. Their tragedy never leaves you. (And keeps you up at night)

Good God imagine the absolute chaos that would've ensued if the Toymaker had accepted the Doctor's offer to fight amongst the stars and the Doctor had grimaced at him and said, "what? I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to your gold tooth".

50 shades of gallifrey

The fourteenth Doctor meeting the silver fox Simm!Master would be nice... but what if he meets the younger version, with the memories of "You could be beautiful" and "I wonder what I'd be without you" still fresh?

Do you guys remember that time Twelve was going to sacrifice himself to save the universe and Missy just could not accept he was going to die?

Do you remember how she held her arms out for a hug and just bear-hugged him?

Do you remember when she knocked him out mid-hug, fully intending on sacrificing herself in his place?

Saxteen retirement au isn't just about dilfs making out, you know! It's about mutual healing, it's about not one but two ways of finding excitement in the mundane, it's about accepting the want without moral or immoral justifications, it's about gazing at weight of age present on bodies that first met as twinks, it's about embracing the repressed, it's about...

It's about putting 50 year old men in bunny slippers, innit?

idk where it is but that post about how the most common association with the word ‘doctor’ is a healer.... but it can also mean to falsify something

and ‘master’ means to rule over a person/people but it can also mean to aquire knowledge in a skill.....

i want to give that person a lil smooch 

scared of affection