he is the only funny person on the damn app

Jsdcbbccbhcb !! Merci !! tant de personnes ont réagi au précédent post en français ahahahah 🤣 c’est incroyable ! je ne m’attendais pas à tant de réactions merci merci ! Thank you everyone for the attention on my last post !!!

This is when Miles drops at the police station like a prince, a whole year later, nonchalant about his hiatus. And Phoenix is most likely losing his 💩 3 feet away.

me: finally im able to cope with how much i hate totk and can fuel that energy into other things :)

nintendy: the shiekah tech just dissappeared and no one knows why or cares enough to investigate it lol. lmao. its gone bc the calamity is gone or something even tho it literally isnt bc ganondorf is right there haha lol, stop asking, why do you care. just forget it existed and look at that sexy goatman and glue instead!! glue! isnt that wild?? also its totally a direct, 100% same universe and exact same characters, despite them act totally out of character, sequel to botw-

Absolutely love how you draw narrator he looks so smug I'll throw him off a cliff/aff

two types of people in my inbox LMAO

Fruity!/Does anyone have any orange slices?

“kenjaku is the greatest mastermind of jjk, he’s a wolf, the big bad—” and its a loser who spends half of their time playing games or gossiping

there's a trend going on on carat twitter that is posting a pic of your bag and like its contents and more shit with the caption "member girl" and not to be a hater on main but i find it hilarious because it's just a way of them showing off their designer stuff LMAO

I love how it’s so much harder for Bad to pretend he doesn’t find Quackity’s dirty jokes funny when they’re together in person

the times that lxl acted like a married couple

and the one time they were actually married

a win is a win!!!

it kind of bothers me that witcher fans don’t really unite under sapkowski’s name like other fans of fantasy authors do (e.g. “tolkien fans”).

in practically any other fandom of fantasy books, save for the particularly rancid authors known for their disappointing and shameful behavior or views (e.g. jk r*wling), it’s just regular business to say the author’s name. but sapkowski’s name is treated like a dirty word in the witcher fandom, for really no good reason…

it must be asked — what is stopping us from doing so?! why don’t we call ourselves sapkowski fans. it would be much easier than saying “i’m a fan of the witcher, but only the books, i don’t consider the various adaptations canon, etc. etc.” … “half a hundred words, when three are enough!!”

Daily excerpt from A Stain that Won't Dissolve chapter 18:

Sebastian sighed. 'I don't get you. But what I think I'm starting to get is that you have a ton of stuff you're messed up over, and I used to just think almost all of it was about like...your upbringing. But now it's like some of it is because you're into guys, and also maybe...because of...me?'  Alex felt his heart thump really hard, just once, and refused to look back. Was Sebastian hinting at what Alex thought he was hinting at? He hadn't figured it out, had he? He didn't know that Alex loved him, did he? Because that would be the worst. Maybe Alex would finally just have to leave fucking Pelican Town, maybe he'd- 'Because of like, how I treated you?' Sebastian said.  Oh, thank fuck. 

Did you say mendez flirts with leon....?

Yeah I did say that. If you wanna be funny with it. Oh you wanna compare your blood with Leon's blood, Méndez??? You want Leon to join your side so bad??? Say less you fucking flirt.

Same thing with Mr. X in re2. Chasing Leon everywhere, causing property damage just to get his ass, being obsessed with him. Whore behaviour. The Big Boys want Leon so bad it makes them look stupid.

I love loustat with all my heart, but I definitely have a soft spot for Daniel and Louis because they are the vampire version of Roger and Jessica rabbit