Yep another miesrable "F my life" moment just hapened to me i basicaly walked 10 miles up the mountain to get to behind to the gas station to see my plug to buy me my with my favorite delta 8 pipe rocks and grab another 6er of tall boy steelies and i forgot i had my lit pre roll from brunch at the Country Grocerys buffet and i tripped on a congom on they away out and fell directly into a puddle of oil which normaly is fine when i fall and hurt myself ebcause nobody gives a fuck about me but the pants got stained wich is not unusual for me either but this time with motor guel or some shit but my pre roll was smoldering still and it set my ptants on fire so i dive in to the muddy ditch to put wet mut on my body to estinguish the fire and it and it shook the fuck up out of my steelos and the bursted all over me and it put out the fire but now i dont have any booze at all and my delta 7 "Fuck n chill" rocks burned tf up and i dont got nothgin left and my pants were all fucked up so i had to go home thru the woods wihtout them and it was so dark out and my peice of shit phone died even thouhg it was at 27% and i couldnt see shit and i was lost for along time so i decide to go to sleep in the woods to find my way back in day time + the animals sounds were high key scary as fuck so i cover myself in leafs and dirt and sticks and mud and other shit to hide from them and i woke up in the adfternoon still tired as fuck cuz i dont sleep good without some shit to put me asleep like my medicidne prescribed from Dr Maltlikker if U catch my drift lol or Dr thc Gummy lol if u get what im saying and these stupid little cunts with 22 rifles were plinking at me and tlaking about how they wanted to shoot my big ugly rusty head right in the head or to shoot a hole in my nippels so i got up and trioed to get them to stop i begged but htey just kept lauhging at me and shooting at me and it realy hurt my feelings so i pick one up and threw it into the sky then they all ran away screaming which is a classic "Dont fuck with honest joe,because he might try to hurt you or kill you if u piss him of moment" but the miracle of the story if that i went to walk 20 feet to findm y way out and i found my busted as shit old as fuck camry with a litle gas left ive been looking for it for a few days cuz i did a lil cruising when i was blackout and did lots of crazy shit i didnt remember at all but it was all on my story and 100 ppl were snaping and whatsapping me telling me to kill myself when i checked my huwawai thats how u know u had a crazy fcking night when u get that shit!!😂😂 but it had a litle gas left and it wasnt super busted so i was able do get back on I81 and soem stupid fcking crazy ass north carolina motha fuckas are driving insanly as fuck as usual and they keep almost hiting me while im just trying to read my fukcking phone to get rid of all these stupid messages and shit i still dont know how to use the app and its hard to type shit with my hands but eventualy i got back to my fuck buddys houe im crashing there even though he hates me now but i have nowehre left since ive been down on my luck and im realy not able to pay the bills no more with my online black jack/DarkRp trial moderator gigs and basicaly he owes me cuaz i got him 1 pack of menthols back when he was 19 and Sleepy Joe Brnadon banned them since "Freedom to do real shit" was aparently removed from the costitution when he was elected😂 but anywas now im sitting here bored as fuck with nothign at all do do cuz i got nothing to get fucked up wthi and i spent the rest of my meony on shit thats burned and blasted im realy worried i wont be able to sleep tongith since i cant get fucked up and thats when the demons starts to flow in my head i might do something realy bad to myself like pluck out my screws or some shit if u care abotu my which u probably dont my cashuapp is $pjack9 im desprate for another bottle to numb my p[ain away

Pic of my ride when i found it thankuly it still had gas😋

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Warnings, this story is for people 18 and older, and may contain content others might find upsetting such as kidnapping, drugs, Yandere, and Overprotective, also I do not condone the Behaviors displayed in this story and just because I have written it with my name as the main character, does not mean I would ever do this, this is Strictly for fun and not a Reflection of who I am as a person, with that out of the way enjoy.

Also Additional chapter warning, this Chapter has a little bit of Violence in it, and Mentioning scars very briefly at the end viewer discretion is advised.

LOL one more thing, I'de like to Thank @timidpumpkin for being super nice and supportive of my writing as well as my IRL best friend for looking over my story and gaveing me wonderful feedback!!

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“The crate has Several tools you're going to need because once the drugs whaer off, they won't be cute and cuddly like they will be today! They will try to fight you!” Brax spoke.

I quietly stepped toward their room, peering at them from the frame, they looked so cute all dazed and half asleep, I let out a Shaky breath, my checks were red and my eyes began to blur with tears, A Quiet Creek of the door was info to tell me Sunny and Brax left, leaving me in the quite lonely Cabin with tow men who loathed me, I sunk onto the floor, quietly sobbing, not wanting to wake up the Subdued super soldiers.

“W..Why are you crying Cupcake?”steves sleepy dazed voce spoke up.

My head swung up to meet his gaze, Steve Sloppily punched Bucky's shoulder, Bucky Let out a wine but soon softened.

“Aww baby doll, those starry eyes shold never be full of tears, only shooting stars~!” Bucky groggy spoke, A dazed smile on his Rough lips.

Steve Struggled to push the Large dark blue comforter off his body, But he did and wubled over to me.

His large arms Engulfed me as he Lifted Me off the flor and walked over to the bed, placing me in the Middle of the bed, steve soon joined us.

Bucky cuddled close to me, his face softly nuzzled into the side of my neck, and Steve's strong arms held me close, My body felt so warm and safe, my eyes Softly fluttered closed, My mind content of the possibility of this becoming the new Norm.

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(The Next morning Patricia POV)

I felt a strange heaviness over my body,I tried to shift it off but I coulnt move, I could feel hot and raged breath on my neck and that's when my eyes shot open.

Pinning my wrists above my head was Steve Rogers, His large muscular frame keeping me trapped, Bucky wasnt in the bed.

“WHY DID YOU BERING US BACK, THIS IS BORDERLINE KIDNAPPING!” Steves Enraged dominant voice boomed through the cabin.

“S..Steve please, I’m not your enmay!” I Nervously exclaimed.

“YOUR NOT ANSWERING MY QUESTION, IS THIS SOME SICK GAME TO YOU!” Steve boomed back his grip on my wrists tightening.

“Its not, I...I Just want you to be happy, for all of us to be, You can live the 40’s dream!” I Squeaked out.

“YOU THINK THIS IS THE DREAM, BEING TRAPED BY SOME CRAZED FAN GIRL THAT DROOLS OVER US, AND WERE ANYTHING BUT HAPPY, WE HAVE ALOT ON US RIGHT NOW, WE DONT HAVE TIME TO PLAY HOUES WITH SOME LITTLE GIRL!” Steve cruelly snarled, he Roughly pushed me off the bed by my wrists, coseing me to Fall to the floor in a rag doll like position, at this pont I got a good look at him, Surprisingly he was in his navey blue Super suit, Heavily worn out and exposed the chainmail underbelly in several spots, any Signs of a squeaky clean Golden Boy persona were gone.

I began to crawl away from him but his Carbon fiber arm Gauntlet Shield, Punctured a piece of my dress and scratched my leg cuting it in a nasy Scratch.

I Winced and my gaze caught Buckys, he was in the door way.

“GO CALL THE POICE BUCK!” steve called out and bucky ran.

Steve grabbed me by the back of my night gown, my legs dangled off the flor, I looked at him winde eyed, he smirked and threw me once angan, my body landad with a havy thund,but thankfully i landand Close to the coffee table where my cell phone was, I weekly grabbed it and heald it close, Steves Intimidatingly footsteps were geting closer, I knew what i had to do, I opened the app and pressed a button, steve stoped and grlaerd at me, there was a beep and steve fell to his knees as pink Electricity filled his body, knocking him out.

I stringed to get up, but managed to and ran out of the cabine, I step over a knocked out Bucky and liped to the rtranger station.

I threw open the door and threw my cell phone at Brax.

They all looked at me as tears ran down my cheeks and I shook.

“I..I need to leave!” I cried out, and with that, they helped me, they booked me a hotel and Assisted my injuries, they packed my bags and i left in my car.

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( Later that evening Patricia's POV)

I lay with my back on the soft queen bed, staring up at the ceiling, It was heavily decorated with cherubs and a Chandelier.

At times like these i regretted leaving my phone with Brax, I Lazily turned to my side and leaned over to grab my bag, my eyes lit up upon seeing my laptop, I knew my dear Worker bees wouldn't leave me hanging, I opened it up and taped in the password, i looked threw my emails, I smiled softly at the list of Designs my boss sent me, it was a nice Distraction, Venus Da Perla was the big boss of Heart’s Desire dating Agency, she was insatiable, always keeping her boy toys of husbands on close leaches, they never talked, even when they were on there own, they Reminded me of judgmental cats, Highly pampered And spoiled rotten to the core. 

There was a part of me that wanted what she had, and I saw her as an inspiration, Although my idea of the Perfect husband wasn't as Prissy and submissive as hers, I still wanted a man who would Drown me in affection.

 I bite my lip at the thought of sending her an email asking her how she did it?

Maybe she could give me tips for my own love life, but before i did an Extra email came in from her discussing the possibility of a video call in a few weeks to check in, I let out a sigh of relief, My eyes scanned the digital calendar and I chose a date and a Time and quickly sent it over, then I began tackling my list.

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(1 week later Patricia POV)

“Three and a half days, They should be happy they werent Neutered along with the chip!” My friend Mackenzie spoke, Venom and cold laughter seeping through her tone as her eyes wondered to the Rather long scar on my leg.

I had checked out of the Hotel that morning and met up with a few friends at the mall, Sunny had Message them on my behalf.

“Give an inchen and theyll run a Mile!” My other friend Carly spoke, her voce Chillingly calm as she flipped through her book.

Mackenzie, Carly, Isabelia, Emma and Quinen were all from my cloge, Emma wroked at Heart’s Desire dating Agency too, Carly worked at a Rather serious government design agency, she Wore a white button-up and a dark royal blue cardigan with a matching pleated skirt as a uniform, Mackenzie worked for herself, she was a no nonesace kind of women, and very surprisingly was dating Brax, Isabelia Was a High fashion influencer, she came from a very rich background and worked hard to stay there, Quinen was a Photographer for an Adult magazine, he was very good at what he did, but his gaze was never lustfull towored the Models, he was very Professional for he had eyes for only one women, a sweet young women by the name rosey, she worked For a catering company and the two met by chance.

Isabelia smiled as she sundley got up, taking my arm in hers.

“Let's have some fun, make those guys' heads spin!” Isabella giggled as she pulled me up, I gave her a big smile.

Im out here watching people draw sun and moon but as Mermaids and im........ like most of these people split them into diferent bodies and like i understand the appeal and why. But also: yall are totally missing out on how cool that "switch" would be from a biological stand point?!

They could be like dolphins sorta. What with houe a dolphin sleeps one half if the brain at a time? Half brain moon half brain sun.

The body itself is brightly colorer with yellows and reds but like, in the dark ocean water notnonly can you not really see the colors and it just seems dark and bluish, but theres natural bioluminescence thar you can only see in the dark. Its just an easy transition, there doesnt even have to be any magic color changing scales or something, its just....... the effect of natural lighting.

Sun fronting would have the classic lionfish esc crown of big long shimmery fins to be his "rays"....... but when they switch and moon is out, the rays lay back against the head and against eachother,,,, kinda with a jellyfish vibe? Moons hat!

Obviously theyre a carnivore species, but its mostly a nocternal hunting species. Thats why you got a more agro moon: predator drive, u know how it be. Maybe gets friendly... AFTER eating...

And think about the other sea animal effects u could mix into this. Like sonar? Like toxins? Like what is their eyesight like. Do theyvget the Shrimp Colors? Do they have any cool simbiotic buddies that eat their scraps or hang out keepin them clean? Are they an Apex Predator, or are there Predators Of Them? What is their native biome and how far out of that range are they willing to go, depth wise, temperature wise, area wise? Do they inhabit kelp forests or coral riefs or open fuckin ocean?

My London holiday

Wanted a holiday and this time my brother booked and planned them all. Wanted this since I never been to any since before lockdown, really miss holidays and days out, really. It interested it with my brother, stop look for work since end of June after my brother, he been booking hotels, concert and coach returning home (book another bus to London other day) and also he planning where to go. There places we be unable to go and do which is sad. Main reason, is Babymetal Concert. Also got two phones, my brother got me a phone on my birthday, to use for in case we got apart from each other as in London things happen.

I love London and go hype when I was there. Love the some surronding and landmarks but there be some negative of it, rush houe, crowded, packed up tudes and most people.

November 26:

We set off at about 1am, in the morning, it scary as it still dark and bother about people about, as it Sunday morning. We had to walk there to near Bus Station about less than an hour. Finally at bus stop near bus station. Bus arrived finally after few minutes. It going to be 4 hours to get to London, sadly one passager got kick out cos having two large laggages, problem is you some weight and size and height of laggages, me and my brother had backpage and side pack. I was little upset I forgot to bring two of my favourite necklaces. And also won't bring my laptop and Hatsune Miku plush with me. I prefer train but problem is the cost. Arriving at London, Victora Coach Station do need some changes, also there homeless sleeping on our way out. Also we were freezing thought our inter clothes be keeping us warm like in Leeds but somehow didn't work much. Alos we were wearing vest coat and hoodle. Try to get breakfast at Victora train station, try get something at Burger King but self checks seem not to be working so try Mcdonald and when had Mcdonald then self checks at Burger King start working, I had chill bites there.

Went to see Little Ben before we drop our bags at laggauge storages. Then went to Buckingham Palace, and walk around some areas in London, Problem is most stores open at 11/12 should 9am, as it's London, and would be better for us. Then we went for our bags, upload our Oster Cards and then to hotel. Took whille cos it now there self check-in. Then settle in, my body was knoackerd, then off to Abba Arena, problem is it too far and get sttuggle finding a tude to get there and plus crowded area and packed up tude, my body still knoacked and stuggle to go places. Arriving at Abba Arena, mistake I did when having secuity check, I took stuffs out my pockets and put it back then when it my turn and got scum got beep then I try turn around to get my back scan secuity stop me realise I took my stuffs out my pockets after got scum. I got frusrated and angry that I had on my brother, cos everything happen, and had it on my brother, won't mind if we not able to go to, cos my body knackered and I was stress but on stage room it was okay. Had kfc at hotel. Not sure I regret my little anger but it was frusrated. Even on holiday don't always go to plan.

November 27:

Had breakfast at hotel, went to King Cross then off to do some stores, Hemsley Toy Store, Disney Store, HMV, Forbidden Planet, Lego Store and M&M Store, do bought alot of stuffs include Captain Carter's shield and Mickey Mouse Royal Guard plush. Also annoyed there no Lester Statue (London Lego mascot) and no sight of hier merchs, like luggage tag, annoyed with that. Then off to Camden Street and Market, few shops include Bandai Namco Vending Machine store, also see a Lara Croft Statue. Try find a store and also there another Japanese anime store, but we had to get back to hotel and leave out stuffs there and set off to Babymetal Concert, I got frusrated cos I wanted to see some stores. Plus I bought some Genshin Impact stuffs, hardly any Genshin Impact stuffs in UK.

After leaving hotel to the concert and at a Underground station my brother had to go to hotel as he left something and I wait for him at next Underground station, Babymetal Concert is at Roundhouse, we join the queue but we should be at VIP and lucky a guard come to check if there VIP, we got VIP stuffs and bought two hoodles, two T-Shirts and a poster, was happy but when scan out digtal ticket somehow my phone was offline, it took away to get online I got p***ed and went back online woman check ticket was no where I was annoyed, feel like walking out then woman arrived then went to get ticket scanner. Finally at our seat, had some problem like my bag fell and thought I lost something and had little argument cos we might not get kebab dinner from Takeaway Restaurant Marathon kebab cos we don't know when concert finish. But concert finish at 10 and restaurant finish at 12 so we got time and great to see Babymetal again and got merchiances. Got our Kebabs walk to hotel in a cold and had two sodas on our way to hotel. Again thing got frustated at times but during and after concert was better, it just annoyed there be worst times, and my brother rang our mom and then he say to her not to say to me but somehow she did, I was annoyed.

Also if shops open at 9am on Sunday, I would of bought something, and may have more time in Camden Markets and even check Roundhouse. This is what annoyed me when things don't go to plan.

Also we had problem with our cards, when use conactless my brother card beem stop by bank so he rang mum to phone bank open. As for me had to use pin as contactless stop working or must be not work when pay over £40. That annoyed, annoyed that contactless stop and bank stop your card as they feel they see something strange.

November 28:

Looking forward to Big Ben tour, we would of having in the morning but changing to evening.

After Breakfast, We went to Narutal History Muesum, to see Dinosaurs specially Tianosaur and also seen T-Rex in Christmas Jumper. Then Science Muesum, after look around the area, we hangout in Power Up Event, room full of gaming consoles and PCs.

Then went to British Fish & Chips restaurant, Fish and Chips and Sundae, my brother has another desert. Then walk about see London Eye and Milleumm Bridge, the off to Big Ben tour. Then went to secuirty we been ask about our vest coats, then we put out vest coats, bags and belt on the tray and ask to check our t-shirt and through scum computer then secuirty tell us to leave our vest coat in vistor secruity room and then sent to room for double check, it was upsetting, scary and frusrated, according to my brother we been stared and a woman who just sit with a computer on the higher level, told security to have us check. Then we wait for security to sign a note and we got in way of a secrutiy and she shout to wait outsude, but we wait for our note. There rule not to bring flag and banters which is not sure about, I brong a British tote bag and Uk Countryball plush (as it cover in British flag) but that seem fine. Then wait for Big Ben tour to begin, sure there might someone had it worse and there people who have to have their items in sceurity area. That experince upset and angry me but won't let ruin my love for Big Ben and great tour exerperince. Had great time with Big Ben tour but unable to get some stuffs as gift shop close there another House of Parlinament shop outside parlinament but they haven't got much there some. We got out vest and a secrity escort us out and had good chat. It's okay. My brother even ask why been not allow vest coat he repsond it narture, somehow. And try move on that high scerity upset and anger me. There alot of beeping cos of celebraition of Albianian independent day, it crazy. Maybe reason for High Security.

Went to Oxford Street, to see Christmas lights. Then went to McDonald to get Happy Meal along with Big Mac, Big Mac Chicken and Milkshake.

November 29:

After breakfast, we went to Rail Mail and Postal Museum, then went to tour in Baker Street Underground then to Disney 100 Exibition in ExCel London, then Earls Court to see Filipino stores, then left our in storage then to Hype Park WInter Wonderland, went Ice Castle, Sky Big Wheel and Crispy Chip and hot choclate, went wrong to street to get our bags as Hype Park is big, that use the tube. Was knackered. When we got our bags, also got a new bag. Then back to hotel and pack my bag then shower and bed.

November 30:

My brother was starting packing, I pack the rest of the things. Sad holiday end, but good things come to the end. We meant to go to Abbey Road (Road famous for Beatles Record album), which is sad but reaslisable, maybe and hopefully next time. After our bag packed, we had breakfast then in our room. Then set off and say bye to the room.

Left our bags in Luggage storage, then went to London Transports Museum, then off to Battersea Power Stationn and ride on the Life 109. I bought things from the shop there model I wanted to buy but stuggle to find it but my brother saw it but didn't told me., Told me when we out the shop and about to get back to the shop and get it but my brother, say it time to go to coach station, I was frusrated and annoyed. After we got our bags then went to vending machine to get toys (one for me and one for my brother), then go on a coach and back home to Leeds. Still walk home in cold and dark anf knackered, also been little snow.

Miss London, hope to come back. Hope to meet Babymetal members one day also.

There be ups and downs going on holiday. Going on holiday with my brother is different, would we do it again like going on holiday together well not sure, would go London again, would do. I do holiday different when arriving I don'y go too far, on arriving day I settle, relax and rest/heal my body and walk about. And day leaving just leave, being with my brother is different, and I get annoyed. Now try get a job, get another holiday. We both get £200, on holiday, I say it should of been better, things do not go to plan somethings and never always get what you want.

Also there places we meant to and things we meant to sadly we got too many.

soryr it svery dark under the taeblel,,,, oka y soryr i wiil leave yor houes once i fidn a new tnarbl to liv udner,, sory for the discomfront,,,

-tleba monysisu

Maybe you could just find a house to live in. Or find someone searching for a roommate. Why are you living under tables

I have had “Deliver us” stuck in my head aaaaaaaall day. Also, I take no credit for the background of this comic, all I did was add a watercolor paper texture to it, all credit goes to concept artist Paul Lasaine :)

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SOLD TO BP LIS + ONION FOR WATTPAD HOUE I BEG YOU 🙇🙇🙇🙇

Oh we already did sold 2 the boys last time!

But……… this is for the onion fans

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You’re thrown to the dirt at the feet of a stranger — some man you’ve had the fortune to never meet before. But, as usual, your luck has run dry.

He nudges your chin with the tip of his shoe and you slowly lift your head to meet your captor. Tall. Glasses. Looks like a bit of a dick.

“You’re my new pet, then?”

Your parents clear their throats behind you and the man glances at them, clearly annoyed. “Yes, yes.” He pulls a wad of cash from his pocket and throws it their direction — you think you hear one of them catch it. “Payment.”

“Is that i-it…?” You can’t help the words that whisper from your lips.

“Hm?” He crouches in front of you and takes your chin now in his hands. “What’s it?”

“Is that… all I’m worth?” A tear falls down your cheek and into the dry dirt below. “Just a wad of cash?”

The man considers you, tilting your head left then right before turning you back to face him.

He stands and brushes the dirt from his pants. “We done here?”

Your parents quickly say their goodbyes and, before you can stand and turn, are in their car and driving back down the dark road. You watch their taillights dim into the black night, the thin wad of cash at the forefront of your mind.

That was it. That was all you ever meant to them. They took it and ran.

Your hold yourself and bend over, trying to hold back your tears. You’re worth more. You’re worth more. Your fingernails dig into your skin and your vision blurs. The chant echoes in your mind and you clench your teeth and will it into reality.

A hand on your shoulder steadies your vision and brings breath back to your chest. The strange man stands you straight and steps into your sight, gently brushing your hair from your face.

“You’re worth more,” he murmurs. “Far, far more.”

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A/N: onionthief fans only have rights sometimes

BNHA Boys & S/O That Drops Things

Right, so I don’t know if anyone else does this, but occasionally this will happen. Say I’m holding my phone in my hand, nice and tight with the popsocket and everything. Suddenly my hand will spazz or something and it will fall, even though it was perfectly secure. Anyways, I wanted to make my very first headcanon ever, this! I enjoy broad ones but I think that with my crackhead energy I will go for oddly specific ones for the most part.

Again, this is my very first time so please bear with me...

Warnings: None

Characters: Bakugou, Shoji, and Tokoyami

Katsuki Bakugou

Has a raging temper, which doesn’t bode well for whoever angers him. It doesn’t take a lot to anger him, but if it’s his s/o, he would be slightly more lenient

The first time it happened was on a date

It was the classic, s/o drops ice cream cone so the partners gets another one

After that time, Katsuki was ready for anything

Nothing too drastic fell, the occasional book off the shelf, maybe a stack of papers, nothing big

Until a mission happened...OH BOY

The villain possessed a detonation quirk, able to set off an explosion on anything he placed any of his DNA on, whether it be hair, saliva, blood

The chosen item rigged to blow up the convenience store was a jug of milk

Odd choice, but okay

Katsuki had made the mistake of trusting his darling s/o to dispose of the bomb

Clearly, he underestimated your abilities

As the milk jug flashed an angry red, your hand jerked spastically, and the jug falls to the ground

Both your’s and Katuski’s eyes watched in slow motion as the plastic container burst open upon impact, the liquid spilling everywhere

All you could offer your fuming boyfriend was a sheepish smile, a look in your eyes akin to ‘please don’t kill me, im sorryyyy’

Safe to say that after the convenience store was forcefully removed from its plot, you were never allowed to go out of the houes without gripping gloves Momo made specially for you

Mezo Shoji

Shoji is the best person to be with if you’re impulsive and constantly drop stuff

His extra limbs are also good at catching a falling object after his s/o yeets it

Mezo has a calm personality, able to get along with nearly everyone. C’mon, he’s friends with Mineta (to an extent)

No matter what you dropped, Mezo would react the same, fluid movements to retrieve whatever it was that slipped out of your hands

Of course, this doesn’t come without exceptions

You were both sent on a mission to deal with an acidic monster, reminiscent of the sludge villain all those years ago

As the name suggests, anything that comes in contact with the creature was immediately dissolved

This creature’s pH level was far lower than Mina’s, proving itself a difficult task

After the creature, that you affectionately named Steven, let out a weird cloud of toxic gas, Mezo dragged you behind a melting pillar

To your utter shock, Mezo yanked his mask down, letting it hang under his neck as he took in gulps of air

“You can’t breathe with that on, can you?” A sympathetic gaze was cast at your boyfriend, receiving a barely noticable nod

Gently, you slipped your hands around Mezo’s neck, unattaching the mask part of his costume

The navy blue fabric was tight in your grasp, fingers digging into the fibers

Just as you dove out of cover, tucking into a roll, Steven spat a huge glob of acid at your form

Thanks to hero training, you easily dodged...the mask, however, did not

As the fabric began to decay further and further, yours eyes grew wet

Professional heroes didn’t let a small thing like this stop them from doing their job, so Mezo and you completed the mission

As the creature was being shoved into a special container, your (E/C) orbs locked with Mezo’s dark ones

Expecting a harsh scolding, you braced yourself, body locked in place

A large hand gentle fell onto your head, resting there for a moment before trailing down to cup your cheek

Hesitantly, you looked up at your boyfriend, small tears threatening to seep out of the corner of your eyes

Mezo gave a short huff of laughter before his eyes crinkled with his smile

“You didn’t seriously think that I would get mad at you for dropping my mask. You know I have an entire drawer of them.”

Fumikage Tokoyami

Like Shoji, Fumikage would be desirable for this as well, or rather, Dark Shadow would be

The issue is, Dark Shadow is usually suppressed, dormant until called upon by his master

Fumikage is as chill as a cucumber, nothing bothering him

If it does, he doesn’t let it show

Fumikage immediately moves to assist you, his gentleman side coming out

Unfortunately, you can’t say the same for your boyfriend’s other half

Dark Shadow prefers to snicker at you throwing small comments

This is when you pull out your ultra power flashlight and shine the beam into the creature’s face

Even though you and the former Class 1-A became full-fledged heroes, some things never die

Fumikage is as into the dark rituals now as he used to be

The only difference is his...collection

With hero work comes money, which he spends on various ritual items

What was intended to be the basement lounge room became Fumi’s Sacrificial Offering Room of Revelry in the Dark

He rarely let you into the room, claiming it was for different reasons every time you asked

“Oh, you’re far too pure to enter this room of demonic presence.”

“You know how Dark Shadow gets in the dark, I can’t control him.”

“I don’t want you to be in danger when I summon Chernobog.”

It even got as far as, “T-this is where I store my...uh...birdseed! Yes, and nesting items!”

Your unending curiousity was dragging you towards the dark door, a faint glow pouring out of the cracks in the wood

Placing a shaking hand on the doorknob, you pulled the door open, an ominous creek following

At last, you were into the secret hideout of your feathered demon

You flitted around, grasping and touching everything like a small child at the candy shop

Transfixed on the glass ball in your hands, you failed to hear the sound of footsteps coming closer

The sound of someone clearing their throat behind you was startling

Whipping around, you began waving your hands from side to side as best you could, trying to diffuse the situation with a valid excuse for the intrusion

“Why have you invaded my sanctuary, crossing over the threshold between your plane and mine?” Fumikage’s deep voice spoke slowly, scaring you even more

Throwing your hands up to explain, you winced as the sound of shattering glass rang through the dank room

The wince was followed with your gasp of pain as the glass shards embedded themselves into your shins, streams of blood trickling down your legs

Fumikage, who was previously trying to reign Dark Shadow into control, was back to his stoic and composed self, concern showing in his glistening red eyes

All anger was forgotten as he patched up your legs, placing bandaids with a Miruko design

“Be more careful,” Dark Shadow’s staticky voice broke the silence, “Fumikage would throw a fit if you got injured.”

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1. Houe stark!! I permanently associate it with you.

2. Red Rising sjdjfh

3. His Dark Materials and DC 👀

4. Tag commentary 👀

ATLUS: in Persona 3 there's a team of persona users called Strega who're a doomsday group that use artificially created personas and who know a lot more about the dark houe than your team does

me: oh that's. really cool actually! artificial personas and how harnessing them affects you and how that ties in with the themes of inevitable death and mortality is genuinely a really fucking cool concept! tell me more about them what's the lore how are they able to do that how did the team members meet each other and form :)

ATLUS: . . . 🤗

me: ?? hello???

ATLUS: 😜🤸‍♂️

Nct Dream As Playlists

Renjun:

Wild-Troye Sivan

ILYSB-LANY

Euphoria-Bts

Lo Que Siento-Cuco

Beautiful Time-Nct Dream

Summer-Brockhampton

Salad Days-Mac Demarco

Jeno:

Slow Dancing In The Dark-Joji

Space Song-Beach Houe

My Type-Ikon

Dat $tick-Rich Brian

Ghost-Jaden Smith

Limitless-Nct 127

Remember When-Wallows

Haechan:

Drippin-Nct Dream

No Fun-Joji

Butterflies-Red Velvet

Sorry-Beyoncé

Kick It-Blackpink

Love Me-The 1975

Lady-Exid

Jaemin:

Sayonara-Red Velvet

See You Again-Tyler The Creator

This Charming Man-The Smiths

Heartthrob-Father

Touch-Nct 127

Generation Why-Conan Gray

Dance Dance-Day6

Chenle:

Hey Jude-The Beatles

We Young-Nct Dream

Super Rich Kids-Frank Ocean

Kick It-Blackpink

Babe-Hyuna

Butterflies-Kacey Musgraves

Party Favor-Billie Eilish

Jisung:

What U Do?-Exo

You Say I’m In Love-Banes World

Like Real People Do-Hozier

Woman-Harry Styles

Starboy-The Weeknd

Baby-The Rose

Better Better-Day6

I HAVE MANY: lemon, HANSA yellow, yellow ochre, burnt sienna, vermillion, carmine, violet, yellow green, oxide of chromium, mars brown, payne's gray

lemon; what’s your comfort food?

Chili and pigs in a blanket... reminds me of coming back to my grandma’s houes after trick or treating. Warm and happy..

hansa yellow; what’s your guilty pleasure song?

Tia Tamera by Doja Cat! it goes hard it just needs to grow on you!!

yellow ochre; name an artist/band whom you just discovered & can’t get enough of!

ok I know ive loved them for months but LORD HURON!!! theyre the only band ive ever felt like this with. I love literally every single one of their songs and I will LOSE MY MIND if they ever make another album

burnt sienna; is there a painting that brings you peace when you look at it?

no specific painting I dont think but genereally any scene of waterlilies on a pond Releases The Sarah Tonin

vermilion; what’s your favorite accent? 

Irish! I just like that accent a lot. Russian is a close second

carmine; what does your ideal second date look like?

I’d like to make a day trip of a second date. I would want to wander through a city neither of us have been and just wander together 

violet; is there any place in particular you’d like to settle down?

Hmmmm by the sea i think. Anywhere where it gets cold and foggy and autumn still happens

yellow green; picture yourself walking in a field. what do you see & hear in this scenario?

The swaying of leaves and long grass in the wind, the call of cicadas and that one bird who I dont quite rememer calling in the distance.. yeah. It’d be nice

oxide of chromium; what’s your favorite book?

A Court of Mist and Fury by Sarah J Maas. Yeah Maas’s books are problematic I get it I get it, trashy YA garbage buuut... this series means a lot to me. This book especially. I read it when I was so. very lonely and it helped me escape. I fell in love with the characters and still love them very dearly. Its my comfort book and I dont know if any book will ever take it’s place

mars brown; what’s a movie that always puts a smile on your face/makes you laugh?

GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY 1 AND 2. The rest of marvel can burn I love those two so much

payne’s gray; describe your aesthetic?

A foggy day in a cottage by the sea. The sky is grey and the inside of the cottage is dark, lit up by candles. It smells of all sorts herbs and theres probably a huge bed piled high with soft fuax fur blankets... Sweaters, mist, boxes of old jewelry, navy, cream, dusty blue, iridescent white.. yeah I rock

EMH fanfiction

Vinnie was wake up from sleeping, then Evna jannnings wakled towerd him and siad to huim “vinnie we are now going to go the hundrfed acre woods forest and go to winnei the pooh’ holues since he invited us for a big party”, vinnie said “ok evan” and so they wnet to the forest, evan and vinnie efveyrmon kepty on loking fro winnie’s hoese but they couldnt find it, so evan puled out his gps out of his backpack ans said “maybe my gps will helps us to foijnd it” so he searched for tyhe  location of winnie’s ghoues and a big greebn arrow appeared on the gps screen on where winjnie’s houes was located and there swa a yellow path that also appeared that showred them the path they had to follow to get to winnie’s hoiuse, they kept on following the path that showed themn the correxct dirterction adn theuy fianlyl arrived to the place where the arrow was ion the screen but the house wasnt there for soem reassin, evan and vinnie werte boht confusementised, “this is vbery stronge” said ewvan, and then suddenlty the gps started to act in a very unusula manenr, there was static on the screen sometimes and the screen soemtrimes kept changing colors and the cvolros weer magenta, cyan, turqwuoise, army green, indian yelklow, azuer and orange, and the gps kept making weird high pitched beepijng sounds and therae was many pixels on teh screen, and then screen all went dark purpekl and then a rabbit appeasrd on the screen, and then a countdoun to 10 started on the gps so evan thrwe thje gps as far as he cuold and then it ladned on the grund and landed on the gruond and when the countdowen finnaly overed it went KABOOM and there was pieces of the gps all over the plaec, and then evan said “shit, now HABIT is follwoing us”, but suddenly many strong and bnig monstres appeared behoind them, so they had to run away real fast like the speed of sound otehgrwise the monsters would kill tehm, they kept runnin runnin and runnin runnin and runnin runnin and running running until they couldnt hear the soinds of the monsters anymower, then vinnie said “what do we do nwo evan” and even did the shrugged, but tehn they heard a creepy sound that sound like an animal eating meat, they looked towerd where the sound was started adn they saw the rake eating the remains of piglet and also the one of roo, then he noticed our heroes and he charged towerd them, and he leaped towerd vinnie and tried to kill him, but when the raek was cloes enoguh vinnie started to punch him in the face real fast and real hard 67 tiems in a row and then he punchged him even harder in the stomach and the rake was sent crashing towerd a tree and then he landed on ground, vinnie and the raek fought for a little moer tiem until vinnie won by snapping the rake’s ncek and also ripping out his heart and his lungs and his bladder and his liver and his kidneyts and he died, vinnie said “HOORAY I WON” evan said “but now it is not tiem to celebrate, HABIT is definitely still following us” vinnie said “yes, that is true”, but then slendremna appeared in fornt of our herose and he said “i am going to kill both of yuo” and then tentacles taht were both black and long came out of hsi back, but then vinnie pulled out his katana and he cutted all of tthe tall oen’s tentackles and slender said “OH NO” and vinen finally finished him oof by slicing him in half with the sdwiort and evan said “damn vinnie, i nevre knew you were such a badass” vinnie said “thank yuo evna fro uyo complioment” and tehn they started looking for pooh’s houese agian, they finally found it but it swa on fier and in front of ity there was a crucified kanga and also a crucified christopher robin, a hanfged owl and a hanged arbbit, and a decapitated tigger and aslo a decapitated winnie the pooh, vinnie and evan both looked at this terrigyingh sight with horrified faces, “who could haev doen thsi” siad vinnie everyman and then evan’s eyes went purple and he starte to speak in a demonic voice and he siad “it swa me vinnie” vinnie said “oh shit” anfd inHABITed evan tried to stab vinnie in neck but vinnie blocked the attack and he punched inhabited ievan in the faec and then he said ”have i ever told you about my little secret HABTI” and HABIT said “i do nto think so” and then vinnie said “i am a kung fu master, i spent many many years learning it and now it shall be usefull and nwo i will defeat you once and fro all you vile monster” and so tehy fought but then inhabietd evna did a vwery hard kick on vinnie’s crotch and vinnie was hruting alot and then inahbired evan pulled ourt his machete adn was about to decapitate vinnie buyt then eeyore sneaked up behind inahbited evan and he started to beat the living shit oput him but then he killed him with a gnu that swa a glock 17 and it had only 1 bullet, vinnie then pnuhced inahbited evna in the back of head very hard abnd then the fight between inahbited evna and vinnie continued and then suddenyl inhabited evan started to have a lot of body spasms everywehre and tehn his eyes started to becoem normal colored and then he said you “have to dsetroy my body vinnie, it is the onyl wya” vinnie said “NO!!!!!!!!!!” evan said “yes you have to do it vinnie, and then you will fight habuit in his true ferm and deafeet him once and for all” vinnie said “ok evna” vinnie then took advanteage of this situation to charge a kamehameha and he used it on inhabited evan and he blew up into many piecves, and then habit emerged from what was left of evan and he looked liked a scary grey rabbit man with many sharp teeth and very big scary red eyes and he fought against vinnie for a while and the fight ended when vinnuie pubnched habit so hard that he was sent to space and he landed on europa, he then said “now how am i suppoesde to leave this place”, vinnie was noe sad sad because he knew that despite the fact that he defeated all the bad gyus and that it was now finnally ovre all of his friends were now dead, he started to cry and he tehn he pulled out a gun that was a 2mm kolibri and he shot himself in the head and died but tjhen he ascended to heavean and he was nwo reunited with his friends and he swa happy