#this boy has taste 👏
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a man who listens to lizzo???? SEAN MARRY ME?? (also, i was today years old when i found out he auditioned for john ambrose in to all the boys!!! 👀)
#love this boy so much#sean kaufman#the summer i turned pretty#buzzfeed#lola tung#lizzo#this boy has taste 👏#people#tsitp cast
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Bungo Stray dogs Boyfriend headcannons!
NSFW INCLUDED‼️‼️
Includes: Atsuhi, Dazai, Kunikida, Ranpo, Akutagawa, Chuuya, Fydor, Sigma, Nikolai.
A/N: we are going to ignore the fact that i haven’t updated in a month…
ANYWAYS ILL SEE WHAT FANDOM IS NEXT 😝😝
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Atsuhi!🐯
Oh he was definitely panicking when he came to terms that he liked you😓
If you so much as grazed any of your body parts onto him he will actually die
AND NGL HE WOULD AVOID YOU??? you were left dumbfounded 😒
Dazai had to be the one spilling the tea that atsuhi likes you because atsuhi REFUSED to confess (Dazai thought teasing him would help. IT DID NOT HELP.)
Oh my god and when y’all start dating he’s even more on edge for like the first couple of weeks, it honestly concerned you
BUT ONCE HE CALMED DOWN
he is the whole package of ‘Perfect Boyfriend!’ 💐
he will literally break his BACK for you, he wants to make sure you’re happy for the rest of your life<3
So if you’re a fellow member of the ADA, he would like discreetly HINT to the others and the president that he wants to take as many missions w/ u as possible (it was BARELY discreet but it worked 😍‼️)
Y’all have matching PJ’S 😋( it’s a white and orange tiger onesies 🤭)
he made you one of those friendship bracelets with each-others initials (he has yours, and you have his<:)
The first time he tried to make you breakfast in bed, he dropped it all on you and the bed ☠️
(HE IS SO CLUMSY LIKE DUDE???)
he always comes to you when he feels one of his PTSD attacks coming
(you cuddle him for like 1-2 hours)
you can never guarantee your safety anywhere, but with you, he feel safe 24/7 <3
HE ABSOLUTELY LOVES BINGING SAPPY ROMANCE SHOWS WITH U. ESPECIALLY LOVE TRIANGLES
Y’all always fighting with who the main girl is gonna end 😒 HE IS MOSTLY ALWAYS RIGHT TOO
y’all split paper work up! WHICH MAKES YALL SUPER PRODUCTIVE (y’all come in second to kunikida that man does NOT play 😓)
he loves holding your wrist insted of ur hand when walking (he’s autistic idk man)
NSFW!!
Oh boy he is a submissive top😓
Like he’s always trying to pleasure you sexually or not
BUT WHAT GETS HIM HELLA TURNED ON.
is when you dominated him and order him around while he’s doing so 👏
i want to say he’s pretty vanilla BUT HE IS NOT AGAINST USING TOYS.
this one time you convinced him to wear a toy in public 🤭
it actually gave him a heart attack when anyone would talk to him bc you would turn it out and let me tell u rn. HE IS LOUD.
while nobody else noticed.. DAZAI DID .N HE NEVER LET HIM LIVE IT DOWN.
dazai always brings THAT up when atsuhi refuses to do his paperwork 😓
he likes it when you sit on his face 🤭 he doesn’t need oxygen wdym
HE LOVES REVERSE COWGIRL
MY GOD DOES HE LOVE THIGH HIGHS‼️‼️
god the moment he sees you wearing them he’s BEGGING you to let him touch n taste you 🗣️
HE LEAVES SO MANY BITE MARKS ON YOUR THIGHS 🙏🙏🙏
he is absolutely into overstimulation
he TRIES to hide his kinks but like. HE IS SUCH A CLUTS AND A BAD LIAR 🔥
his aftercare is the best ! he brings u some sweets, cleans u up, and puts on a trashy movie to watch !
HE IS A THIGH MAN ‼️
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DAZAI‼️❤️🩹
oh jesus christ okay um.
for you to enter a relationship with osamu in his ADA era. YOU WOULDVE TO HAVE KNOWN HIS SINCE HIS DARK ERA.
We all know osamu is. a womanizer so THATS PART OF THE REASON
the main reason is because you 2 are traumatized teenagers who found comfort in eachother 😓
but anyways he asked u out in the most . RANDOM-EST WAYS EVER??
HE ASKED U OUT WHEN YALL GOT INTO THE ADA 😓
he asked u out in morse code. U WERE SCARED AT FIRST BC YOU THOUGHT YALL WE’RE BEING FOLLOWED (he grabbed ur hand and squeezed out morse code to clarify)
so u asked him to repeat it again and
you just stopped walking, and in morse code asked if he was being serious HE WAS‼️‼️
honestly. YALL ARE THAT COUPLE THAT CHECK PPL OUT?? YK WHAT I MEAN
like y’all could be walking and this fine ass man walks past y’all AND YOU BOTH TURN YOUR NECK TO LOOK
YALL GET SO SILLY WHEN YOU DO
a couple should never shame the fact that people are hot 😓
ERM U GOT HIM INTO SKIN CARE
well actually he just likes it bc he makes u do it for him 😒
U GUYS PLAY FIGHT A LOT , AS IN INSULTS NOT PHYSICALLY (y’all have to calm down the office bc they think y’all r being fr 😓)
oh em gee , date nights for y’all is just. Buying like 2 bottles of whiskey or vodka and drink it ALLL in your shared apartment ‼️
U CANNOT KEEP A SECRET FROM HIM ITS SO ANNOYING
u TRIED to make him a surprise birthday party BUT NOOOOO (asshole smh 😒)
after a certain point, he lets u help him change his bandages <3 for once in his life, he can put trust in someone like this :D
… YALL LISTEN TO THE WEEKEND RELIGIOUSLY ‼️‼️‼️‼️
NSFW!!
HE IS A DOMINANT SWITCH ‼️‼️
it doesn’t matter if he’s being the top it bottom. HE IS GOING TO BE IN CHARGE NO MATTER WHAT
he is SO MEAN
oh he will 100% humiliate and mock u during the whole thing
he has. LONG AND I MEAN LONGGGG ASS FINGERS. ( he likes to finger you before fucking you 🤭🤭)
CERTIFIED ORGASM DENIER⁉️
he will deny your orgasm because he can. NO REASON WHATSOEVER HE IS A JACKASS
HE LIKES MISSIONARY . he LOVES to see your fucked out face 😓
he is very much into public sex/ teasing
this one time when he actually came into a meeting, you being the genius you are.. started to rub his dick with your shoe under the table 😍🙏
you were so smug about the fact that after the meeting you left him alone
yea you weren’t so smug when he dragged you to a bathroom and fucked your brains out 😓
HE LIKES IT WHEN U PULL HIS HAIR
he isn’t that loud little grunts here in there but. HE WILL DO IT IN YOUR EAR🙏🙏
oh he leaves SO MANY HICKEYS ON UR NECK⁉️ u don’t have enough time to cover them so u just . HAVE TO SUCK IT UP N GO TO WORK LIKE THAT☹️
yosano gave u the side eye with a wink 😚
his aftercare is kinda. shit..
U HAVE TO DO IT 😓😓 but that’s ok ig knowing him this long, it’s not that surprising (he appreciates u doing it <3)
kunikida 👨🏫
ERM SO YOU LIKED HIM FIRST RIGHT
But the things is , you barely met his standards in his notebook HE DIDNT TELL U THAT BUT HE WAS A LITTLE CONFLICTED ON WHAT TO DO.
so he went to dazai …… DAZAI SET YALL UP ON A DATE BC HES THE BEST WINGMAN 💪
he honestly had a wonderful time on the date and said SCREW my notebook (for the first time in his life 😓)
he can and will switch from boyfriend to parent at you ☹️
like let’s say your life isn’t rlly great
HE WILL SWITCH IT UP FOR U SO ??? EFFECTIVELY???
he lets u braid his hair SOMETIMES 😒
you asked him one time if y’all could match nail colors (not acrylics they’re not the best for the job)
YALL ROCKED THAT PRETTY OCEAN BLUE NAIL COLOR FOR A MONTH ‼️‼️ 💅
after u taught him the basics of makeup, HE LOVES DOING YOURS
(he actually got better than u… ur a little salty..)
he liked it when u give him forehead kisses :D
he shames u for watching trashy TV BUT THE SECOND HE SEES 90 day marriage he BINGES IT WITH U (i forgot the actual name)
NSFW!!
ok let’s be for real.
this man is a dominant top 🙏
like in the battle feild, he likes being in control, when your on his bed, he likes being in control
when u act like a brat insted of punishing u by fucking u in whatever way (edging or spanking)
HE WILL REFUSED TO TOUCH U
like he’ll get u all hot (and wet) JUST for him not to touch u
him being taunted by a man child at work (dazai) he very much knows how to deal with them
he likes it when u pull on his pony tail 🤭🤭
he’s not THAT kinky however he does have a red rope under his bedddddd..
HE LOVES TITS MAN LIKE 😓😓
no matter how big, he will leave so many bite marks on them 🤭
he likes bending you over a desk/bed when he fucks you 😓
he is very sweet when fucking you, showering you in praises ‼️‼️
however he can last a very LONG time so get ready for that overstimulation !!
His aftercare is pretty standard! he runs a shower for the 2 of u so y’all can be all cute and sentimental <3
HE IS A TITS GUY (duh)‼️‼️‼️
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Ranpo🍩 (if ykyk)
OK SO YALLS CASE IS
you fell first, but he feel harder <3
Because cmon. U cannot keep a secret from this man for the life of you😒
like he deducted that you had feelings for him
and that got him thinking, but this thinking lasted for a while so HE KEPT ON THINKING ABOUT YOU
and at some point yosano asked if he was ok , and he was like “no… i’m in LOVE??? YUCK”
you feel in love with a man child 😓😓
he confessed to u… IN THE MIDDLE OF A MURDER CASE YALL WERE WORKING ON….
NOW ONTO THE ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP
you guys are so unserious YALL ANNOY THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYONE 😓😓 (y’all know when u need to be serious tho dw !)
u guys pull daily pranks of the agency NOT ON DAZAI THAT WHORE KNOWS 😒😒
he doodles on your hand when he’s hella bored 🤭
speaking of which !
you guys have a LOT of drawing contest 😋
DAWG YALL HIT UP THE CANDY STORE LIKE EVERY FRIDAY (you’re on ur way to be diabetic 😓😓)
HE IS A BLANKET HOGGER.
not only that he moves a lot while asleep WHICH U DO TOO
It’s a gamble to see who’ll wake up on the floor 🤷🏽♀️
shit talking is a must EVERY time y’all go out to eat ‼️‼️
YOU GUYS HAVE MATCHING BEANIES or whatever his hat is called (it was his idea 😋) u guys r so silly
SPEAKING OF SILLY…
y’all play roblox… U GUYS BULLY N SCAM LIL KIDS 😓😓 (ONLY UR ACC GOT BANNED BTW AND NOT HIS??? u were pissed 😒)
u gotta strap him down to drink water and eat at LEAST of fruits bc oh my god???
bro does not have the most healthiest diet but yk what thats ok be REAL
NSFW!!
he’s a dominant switch leaning more to bottoming..⁉️
and we ALL know why
U NEED TO PLEASE THE GREATEST DETECTIVE IN THE WORLD DUH 🙏
he makes u please him FIRST before he even THINKS on laying a finger on you
oh but he knows what buttons to push to fluster you, get you in the mood, and how to get you even more hot and bothered 🤭
he has collar for u <3
MIRROR SEX 😓 he wants to make sure YOU see how stupid u get 💅
oh y’all 100% have sex in public, not for the thrill because he knows y’all won’t get caught
NO BECAUSE THIS GUY IS CLINGY AND NEEDY AS HELL😓
his sex drive is pretty high so YOURE IN FOR IT ALL (well he’s in you 🏃🏽♀️)
he is. SO. GOOD WITH HIS TOUNGE.
he eats you out like 4 times a week AND WHEN HE DOES
He can AND WILL make u come more than 1 time
HE WILL HUMILIATE U <33
100% overstimulates you by making YOU pleasure him (giving head , riding etc)
y’all split aftercare because god forbid he pampers you 😒 (he will if he knows it bothers you <33)
yall have a bath bubble bath after with rubber duckies 😋
50/50 chance yall fuck again 😓
HE IS A THIGH MAN.
Akutagawa🌑
ok so..😦
you guys met around the same time when u both got recruited by dark era dazai 😓😓
meaning well, dazai also trained you 🧍🏽♀️
it took him a while to trust you bc well having a horrid childhood PLUS having a very psychotic man training u in the mafia does something to u!
u would take care of each others wounds when needed too..<3
he confessed a little after dazai left the mafia
he wrote u a very straight forward note to meet up somewhere because he’s taking u out 🤗
(ik sounds hella delulu but if aku rlly does loves u, i feel like he would have a soft spot for u and would have no shame to show it to u and ONLY u :D)
y’all stargazed that night and swore to have each others back (that’s his way of saying ily <3)
onto the actual relationship!
he would absolutely rather DIE than do PDA
y’all train together and he does NOT go easy on you 😓
regardless on how he asked u out, that does not mean he changed his personality
he can and WILL be a dick to u , but that’s ok bc u fight back that’s kinda y’all’s thing 💅
you guys get up really early in the morning so, before work, y’all go to the same breakfast place every single day :D
u got along with Gin, and that was something he was hoping for u
when u guys are alone walking to a destination of a mission, we will hold ur pinkie <3
y’all talk in morse code a lot, whether y’all blink or tap ! (it’s mostly to make sure the other is ok)
it’s painfully obvious that he cannot express his feelings when he’s feeling like shit , so he does lash at you
you however, manage the situation perfectly , you do not blame him because you and him KNOW what he’s been through
however you tell him every time that u are not at fault to the reason he’s upset.
he grumbles an apology, while u smile warmly:D
as an apology he’s, a LESSER pain in the ass <3
No nsfw for aku, i HC that he is asexual !
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CHUUYA🎃
ok ok so 🏃🏽♀️
when chuuya got recruited into the mafia, you were already a subordinate to Kouyou
(you had recently joined too!)
You wielded a katana that supported your ability to the max which is why u we’re out under kouyou!
when you first lay eyes on him , you were infatuated (he is so pretty..)
though he barely trusted the mafia at the time, so it took him a while to fully trust you
and boy when he did
he never left your side<3
as you guys went up the ranks, Mori thought it would be best to have u as chuuyas right hand woman when he became executive (after dazai left anyway)
meaning.. YALL SPENT HELLA TIME TOGETHER….
he honestly was in denial about his feelings towards because the thought of another potential betrayal, especially from you?
so it took a while to confess, to the point where kouyou noticed and they had MANY talks abt it
enough to get him confidence and or reassurance
he asked u out in the most romantic way possible ‼️‼️‼️
he first of all took u out to dinner (which was a regular occurrence so u thought nothing of it)
HE PULL OUT A BIG ASS BOQUET OF FLOWERS WHILE U WERE CHEWING ON UR FOOD N ASKED 😦😦
ANYWAYS MOVING ONTO THE ACTUAL RELATIONSHIP
he is so??? fucking amazing???
his love language is buying you EXPENSIVE SHIT😨😨 (u don’t complain)
he wont do PDA bc like.. he doesn’t wants y’all business be shown to everyone
HOWEVER HE WILL BE ALLLL OVER U IF HES JELOUS ☠️ (this applies when osamu was still in the mafia, he would get hella touchy w/ u to piss chuuya off)
u make him carry u using his ability ‼️‼️
MATCHING WATCHES 🤭
y’all have arguments every now and then bc y’all have a very short temper ☠️
(y’all still apologize to eachother tho 😋 UNLESS THE FIGHT GETS YALL HELLA PETTY ☠️☠️)
every single time y’all fight and his and your subordinates witness it all ??
they all think “This again?”
u like sleeping LITERALLY on top of him HE DOESNT REALLY APPRECIATE NOT BEING ABLE TO BREATHE 😍😍
he lets u do his hair a lot 🙏🙏
SELF CARE NIGHTS R A MUST
if u don’t do it , he WILL get u into it
NSFW!!
he is a dominant switch babes..
no matter if he’s the one receiving or giving? he is the one ordering you around
he is so into BDSM
ik this is like stereotypical of him BUT.
the idea of red wine lingerie on you will make him bust on the spot.
MIRROR SEX🏃🏽♀️‼️
he loves calling you his little slut 😝
HAIR PULLING
and HELLA BITTING 🤯 (get it cuz he’s a vampire ha ha ha!!! /j)
contrary to popular belief, i think he’s into the risk of public sex
this. ONE. TIME. he was fingering you while yall were in a meeting..
GOD KNOWS HOW MORI DIDNT NOTICE BECAUSE IF HE DID.☠️
but you know who did? KOUYOU. she gave y’all the nastiest side eye and was left flabbergasted (HER TWO KIDS ARE DOING SUCH INDECENT SHIT???)
he absolutely loves it when you initiate the foreplay
he will ALSO make you deep throat him 😣
… gun kink..? 😞
he likes licking you ??? he’s cat i swear
THIGH MAN OH MY GOD
he CANNOT keep his hands off them..
he does the thing where he’s driving and his free hand is on your thigh
that’s like how 99.9% car sex happenes btw!
AFTER CARE 10/10
he runs you a bath
HE DRESSES YOU UP
he SETTELES YOU IN BED?
treats you like a god damn princess ‼️‼️
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FYDOR 🐀
erm ok so first
you gotta be a little delusional ok
because i have a feeling that if it were cannon him.. he would only be with you for his own entertainment so…
WE ARE GOING TO BE DELUSIONAL AND PRETEND THATS NOT THE CASE 😍‼️‼️
ok so…
you got recruited to the DOA by nikolai because he just found you loosing control of your ability??? (real y/n moment ‼️‼️)
he thought you were silly enough SO HE DRAGGED U ALONG
He did get a scolding by fydor for bringing a random stranger to their HQ? (what even is their building called ☠️)
he thought since you were already there… to get a good read at you and found you fascinating to say the least
He saw a TINT of innocence with.. rage?? he absolutely loved it
but then.. the more he “hung out” with you.. he started feeling this weird thing in his chest every time you popped into his mind..
he immediately knew what it is was and
he started avoiding you
because love isn’t something he needs right now
bros trying to take over the world and purify it not.. this.
the more he thought about it , his mind came up with the excuse that .. maybe your love can empower him..
AND HE BAUGHT IT
he asked you out so straight forward???
like y’all were in the middle of drinking tea and he just said “Would you like to take my hand in a relationship?”
and you spat out your tea and he did NOT repeat himself 😒
ONTO THE ACTUAL BF HC…
just because he loves and would set the world on fire for you… he still has high standards for you as a member of the DOA
he also likes to challenge you intellectually so you could (not rlly BUT STILL) keep up with him!
it actually has helped you tho! 
you guys have this little tradition of writting silly poems for eachother
it’s impossible to trick this man so.. you make him look for YOUR poems 😋 (the effort is there!)
he actually knows how to do makeup so he does yours on a regular basis! (it’s like between a casual goth look)
if you don’t have the same beliefs as him, he still appreciates the thought of you helping and supporting him
in one of his battles with the ADA, you were his trump card, dazai was left flabbergasted tbh
though he’s not high maintenance, he loves LOVES holding ur hand :D
y’all own a black kitty his name is Nova!
HES THE BEST CUDDLIER
oh my god he cannot stand when you give someone else attention
like he won’t say it outloud but like..
it lowkey pisses him off when you do
he can be a peace of shit to you
the thing that he likes tho is that u don’t let him walk over you ‼️
NSFW!!
2 words.
Dominant
bottom (maybe he’ll top u like once a month..)
HE AN ANEMIC MAN HE BARELY HAS THE ENERGY TO SURVIVE THE DAY.
but oh boy his personality…
erm! reverse cowgirl is his go to position..
HE MAKES U SUCK HIM OFF BEFORE ANYTHING THO..
honestly you have no problem with this
the sight of him whimpering under your touch MY GODDD 😝😝
he will absolutely never outright admit that you make him feel good 😒
THE ONCE IN A LIFETIMES WHERE HE TOPS YOU
it’s wild.
he doesn’t need to go rough on you because he has your body memorized like the back of his hand
he KNOWS what spots to abuse 😓
i honestly think he’s a tit guy
he knows that he loves the thought of you fucking him up BUT HE WANTS U TO TAKE INITIATIVE🤨
pick up context clues babes
his aftercare is actually pretty great but it doesn’t invole you getting out of bed just tons of cuddles and praises <3
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Nikolai 🤡
he would 100% prefer a high-maintenance partner to keep up with his silly doings yk?
so in this case.. sigma “recruited” you to the DOA (with fydors approval in advance)
YALL WERE IN SYNC ASAP⁉️⁉️
you guys play pranks on everyone except fydor bc he SUCKS smh…😒
HE JUMPSCARES U A LOT WITH HIS COAT☠️
at the start of y’all’s friendship he said “oh who said a guy and a girl can’t be the best of buds and nothing more!”
well..! that didn’t age well
y’all are the “You fell first but he feel harder”
i would like to say niko was oblivious to your feelings because everything you guys do are jokes…
he never thought anything you 2 did was serious
so.. apologies for the delay!
honestly it was fydor who told him
though he does not care of y’all’s love life.. niko was pushing his buttons that day and Fedya thought that was the best way to shut him up
and it worked
he was a lil flabbergasted 😦
when he REALLLYYY thought about it… he enjoyed the thought of you 2 being something more..
SO HE ASKED YOU OUT IN THE MOST NIKOLAI WAY :D
he gave you 2 bouquets of flowers 💐!!
though one was poisoned and you had to figure out which one wasn’t by a time limit… (YOU GOT IT LIKE A MINUTE BEFORE THO‼️)
and then he confessed and y’all lived happily ever after :D
…..
the day that fedya told niko that you liked him.. WAS THE REASON WHY FEDYA WANTS TO KHS.
if he thought that the 2 of u were annoying before?
JESUS CHRIST MULTIPLY IT BY 10☠️
he cannot go a day without physically holding you
whether it’s your hand , arm , leg thighs anything (he’s touch starved)
MATCHING OUTFITS R A MUST
he whines to fydor when he doesn’t pair y’all up for a mission
while fedya and dazai were in prison yall procrastinated on your current mission… YALL GOT IT DONE LAST MINUTE THO😓😓
Dawg leaves you no room in the bed he spreads out to much AND he’s a blanket hogger🤨
neither of you can cook
SO U MAKE SIGMA COOK FOR YOU😍‼️‼️
very rarely gets emotional with you, but when he does?
those are the moments you 2 are thankful you found eachother <3
NSFW!!
he’s very high maintenance so…
he’s a dominant top ‼️
public sex is something the 2 of you do on a daily basis
very VERY high sex drive
y’all’s first time you told him to go slow because you’ve never done anything like this b4 and he did..!
the second you told him to go a little faster..
DAWG HE WENT ALL OUT (at the time it lowkey hurt BUT I FELT SO GOOD??)
fedya gives y’all the nastiest look when y’all come out of the bathroom…
he loves sending you videos of his print 👏👏👏
he knows you love his hands so he fingers you a lot
speaking of which.. HE EDGES YOU ALOT
he does it for no reason what so ever like at all..
he thinks it’s funny ☹️
HE LIKES IT WHEN YOU ACT LIKE A BRAT 😍‼️‼️
like sex is a silly game between y’all
(he knows it’s game you can’t win)
honestly he has a size kink 🤷🏽♀️
AND AND wax play‼️‼️
he likes teasing you and then just leaving u alone for the rest of the day 😒😒
HE LOVES GRIPPING YOUR WAIST WHILE FUCKING U FROM BEHIND
erm his aftercare is average he cleans you up and bring you water and y’all fall asleep pretty quickly
honestly i think he’s a tit guy!
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SIGMA 🎶
erm ok so nikolai also recruited u here! (im so original!!)
for starters he already liked you sense of fashion
like a victorian era type 😜
he noticed how you always had your headphones in.. but when he talked to you.. you took them off
maybe he was reading too much into it but it made his heart flutter
you spent most of your time in his casino, so you give had tons of time to bond
he honestly enjoyed the times where you’d share headphones (he LOVESS your playlist)
honestly niko kept teasing him abt you and no matter how many times he tried to confess he couldn’t
well face to face anyway.. he wrote u a cute silly poem >w•
both of y’all’s love language is quality time
honestly fydor doesn’t exactly hate y’all together so that’s something!
late night walks is a daily routine yall do almost every day
he loves doing your makeup AND hair ‼️‼️‼️🫶
yall do eachothers nails all the time😋
OO EVERY FRIDAY IS A MOVIE NIGHT
every other day y’all go to this little coffee shop in the morning b4 dealing with a chaotic day
you are a night owl while she’s an early morning person
y’all take baths together all the time <33
y’all have the ENTIRE lego flower collection ‼️‼️
that’s literally the main reason nikolai is not allowed NEAR your shared appointment 😓😓
NSFW!!
cmon..
this man. WITH HIS SLUTTY WAIST.
is a submissive bottom 🤷🏽♀️
originally he thought “ofc im going to take the role of being on top because-“
the moment you practically pinned him .. you awoken something in him😨
HE LOVES LOVES LOVESSS being dominated so bad it’s concerning
he doesn’t HATE it when you take things slow.. but jesus christ when you go rough on him?
he nuts in the spot 🤷🏽♀️
he likes it when you pull on his hair ‼️
he’s into BDSM (it’s always the quiet ones)
he has a smile sex drive so honestly it’s up to you! he doesn’t mind tbh 🗣️
he loves it when you play music while y’all have sex 🎶🎶
erm nikolai can’t KNOCK A FUCKING DOOR SO HE JUST WALKED INTO YOUR HOME AND SAW YOU RIDING SIGMA.
he never ever let him live it down
this one time you made him wear a toy on his dick and though he will deny it..
it was one of the best days of his ENTIRE LIFE🤭🤭
he also likes the excitement of being blindfolded
his favorite place to have sex in is the living room IDK WHY🤨
mostly it’s you doing the aftercare which he rates a 5 stars! 🫶🫶
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OKAY THATS IT!! again ik it’s been a month.. ILL TRY TO POST MORE FREQUENT!
#bungo stray dogs#atushi nakajima#osamudazai#ranpo edogawa#kunikida doppo#akutagawa ryuunosuke#chuuya nakahara#fydor dostoevsky#nikolai gogol#bsd sigma#bsd smut#bsd x reader#nikolai smut#sigma smut#akutagawa x reader#kunikida smut#dazai smut#chuuya smut#ranpo smut#x reader#bungo stray dogs x reader#sexy tease#bsd fyodor#bsd headcanons#bsd atsushi#bsd fandom#slayy queen
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Drop all your Charlie HC's✨️
*VIBRATES WITH EXCITEMENT*
(Thank ya for the ask❤️💋)
Charlie HC’s💋🍕🐀
(cause i wanna talk about my husband)
- Charlie secretly LOVES when Casper is wearing his clothes. Like wearing nothing but his sweet Pete’s shirt and underwear when they make breakfast…hits different👀
-he CAN cook but insists he can’t
-👏THIS👏MAN👏 loves to squish Casper (on the thighs, Ass, cheeks, tummy) all of it just ✨squish✨ 
- he can sing but he doesn’t think he’s very good
-When Casper gets protective over him he can’t help but get this dopey grin on his face and gets all fuzzy inside 🥰
-Casper sends him photos and videos of them and our new little buddy when he’s at work
-he needs glasses but doesn’t ware them unless he’s reading for the Boss
-lets Casper Do his hair (man looks damn fine in a messy Bun🤭)
-MOVIE NIGHTS
-Charlie used to smoke cigarettes when they were teens because he thought Cas would think he’s cool until Cas smacked it out of his hand and said “THOSE THINGS CAN KILL YOU BLONDE FOR BRAINS! Believe it or not I ACTUALLY LIKE Having you around!” Then he stopped completely
-when Pete tells him to throw away the pizza that’s been under the heat lamps for too long he instead gives it to people who actually need the food instead of wasting it 
-he knows Spanish. Enough to conversation but he’s not fluent. 
-he was a dealer.so he knows a lot of people and gave a lot of people the honorary “Charlie discount” so anytime he needs a favor or two  and it’s not big enough to go to the big boss man…he’s got people 
-does not like the taste of alcohol.
-The amount of times that this boy has gotten his ass beat. His pain tolerance must be extremely high. You can’t convince me otherwise 
-he doesn’t know how to control his facial expression…do with that information what you will 👀
-he likes to bite and mark up Casper like not even sexual most of the time  boy needs to occupy his teeth with something  it just so happens that that something most of the time is his partners flesh and we can’t fault him for that 
-sleep. When these too sleep they are tangled into each others embrace  the warmest kind of snuggles 
I would love to add more, but I don’t want this post to get too long 
Maybe if y’all want I’ll make a part two 
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i don't talk nearly enough about how great Colin is
-excellent fencer, clearly dedicated to it. great taste in puffy shirts 10/10
-brave af!!!! idk about you, but the very idea of being out at sea for several months pretty much w/ no one who knows me scares the soul out of me. bruh is out here on a ship headed to a completely unfamiliar place w/ not one shred of fear
-he's such a good brother? the way he supported Benny was so sweet? and all his little quips with Eloise? they are the sarcastic siblings for SURE. boxing with Greg? playing hoops w/ Hyacinthe? his 'I'm clearly Daphne's favorite'? i adore him
-calling Anthony an ass in defense of Marina was ICONIC
-let's be honest, he was a real one w/ Marina all around. boi was out here defending her left right and center. and that scene where they go 'That's a. . .rather long engagement. . .' 'Or simply romantic! :D ' was adorable. then his 'Why does anyone, marry, Brother? For love.' line? so earnest! heart in his hands!!! and even after it all went kaboom he didn't say a bad word about her. told her he would still have married her if she just told him and he meant it. said that with his whole chest, too. got a reality check from her when he visited and then when asked STILL said 'we could have done more for her' KING 👏 SHIT. may we all have an ex that respects us this much
-canonically the best dancer out of the Bridgerbunch
-loves his mum with all his heart and soul. that scene where he's walking her up the stairs and they're joking around is so wholesome. that scene where Violet is looking for someone to escort her and A and B all flee the scene but Colin steps up? our boy is so sweet
-his scene w/ Jack where he's all puffed up and imposing and tall af going 'how dare you take advantage of them??? fix this shit, NOW' and then turning around and bashfully going 'i rehearsed that speech for hours' when he and Pen could talk privately again WAS ADORABLE, don't even TRY to deny it
-multitalented! our boy can do it all: he sings! he dances! he writes! he drinks his respect women juice on the daily! he fences! he's fluent in sarcasm! he rides horseback! he has anxiety! he's a flirt! he can't stop snacking! are you not entertained?
-also his scene w/ Will where he's like 'no, i fucked up, i insulted you and i messed with your business. i'm sorry and i'm making it right' was sexy as hell. he didn't have to, he could have totally just let it slide under the rug, but he took accountability and made amends
-speaking of sexy: our little rule breaker! holds Penelope's hands in front of everybodyyyy! no glove no love, who? writes her (love) letters while he travels! doesn't give a fuck about propriety! does drugs! I LOVE HIM
-so much integrity. when he messes up he takes full responsibility for it. he's nice as hell to Phillip, encourages his interests, nerds out with him. Stuck his whole neck out for Pen the Featheringtons. 'Do you think I would care that she loved someone else before? That would make me a hypocrite' apologizing to Pen before leaving for his tour. telling her she inspires him. is always there to escort his mum. everything good.
-lost and aimless, my beloved. he's just a dweeb putting on a front and it's so wonderfully relatable
-i love his hero complex. yeah, i said it!!! Dancing with Pen after Cressida spills the drink? HOT. Getting Marina away from the old dude clearly making her uncomfortable? HOT. Standing up to Jack? HOT. Getting Kate and Anthony to trudge along after that Pal Mall game? HOT. Daphne coming to him in the middle of the night demanding to know about the duel and him getting on a horse and heading out with her? HOT.
-he's sarcastic as hell. 'She likes me MUCH better than you, Benedict' 'Maybe he's still at the altar waiting for Miss Edwina' 'Of course not, you are *clearly* sober', Anthony: 'I wish to apologize' 'Are there locusts in the streets??? Blood in the Thames? Is the end of days upon us already?????' 'our host looks a bit fussy. do you think if he goes to bed we all have to leave?' and, of course 'Have you ever visited a farm?'
-he's just a lil shit w/ a heart of gold, how can you not love him?
#colin bridgerton#polin#bridgerton#marina thompson#penelope featherington#he's my favorite and i have no regrets#what a darling
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Thinking about subby step bro! Leon (when am I not, really?) who had a rough day. Ada is being weird with the hot-and-cold thing even though he said he wasn’t interested, his friends are making jokes that feel more like insults, and he gets into a fight with his dad because he wants Leon to go to a school for something Leon doesn’t want to do and which would be far away from you. The (not a) kid is on the verge of a break down, so he comes to you. He begs his mommy to make everything stop, to make everything better, even for just a moment. And so you do. You take your precious boy, and you lay him on your bed, and you give him a light massage as you strip him. You keep telling him “it’s ok, my love, you don’t have to think anymore. Mommy is here to do everything for you, mommy loves you, all you need to do is focus on feeling good.” You worship his body slowly, sensually, and give him a nice slow blowjob. Once he’s cum from that and his dick is nice and wet, you let him nurse your still lactating tits as you jerk him off. Every time he gets fussy or whiny, you whisper more soft praise, telling him you love him and aren’t going anywhere, to just stop thinking and let his mommy take care of him. He’s deep in sub space at this point, only able to whine and moan, so you tell him to use your tapping system: 1 tap for yes, 2 for no, 3 for stop. And then you ask him if he wants to stop and just cuddle for the night, and he taps twice, shaking his head too with a loud whine. You shush him and ask if he wants to continue the scene, and he taps yes. You ask if he wants to fuck you, and he hesitates. You ask if he is hesitating because he wants to do something else first, and he taps yes with the biggest teary eyes as he nods desperately. You know what he’s wanting- Leon is addicted to your cunt, and that includes the taste of it. You ask if he wants you to sit on his face before you fuck him, and the way his cock jerks at the idea tells you all you need to know (though you wait for the other cues just to be sure of consent).
Leon thinks he’s in heaven. There’s no thought besides his mommy, he got to cum twice already, has the taste of her milk on his tongue, and soon he will get to taste her pussy while her thighs squeeze his head. He’s so sensitive and so deep in sub space that he might cum just from that, but he knows his mommy won’t be mad at him for that. After all, once he drinks down all her cum, mommy is going to let him breed her until he can’t anymore. Until his balls are empty, his eyes are crossed, and his dick is twitching while soft at the overwhelming pleasure from his mommy. -🐶
🐶 anon!!! 🙈 🙈 I love your big beautiful brain 😌 😘
I’m feeling so many things right now that my brain is buzzing 😵💫 😵💫 I love every single bit of this 👏 👏 😤
Please oh please never stop sending in your thoughts 🤞 🙏 🤭
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˗ˏˋ cavetown songs. ´ˎ˗
i just wanna talk about em
this is home 💭 (what do you want from me? this song isn't even real it makes me feel The Most. the first note and i have ascended into the heavens above. there are no words)
just add water 🦕 (makes me feel like i'm underwater)
banana bread 🐝 (underrated. i hope you're alright i didn't wanna wake up last night but i quite liked the dream i had of holding your hand? oh my god it goes so hard)
talk to me ☎️ (the hug that i need)
boys will be bugs 🐛 (gender👍)
sweet tooth 💞 (BANGER this is what alchohol SHOULD taste like FORUUUUMYHONEYYDEWWW)
smoke signals ✨ (underrated AS ALL HELL. so fricken beautiful)
sharpener 🩹 (i have issues)
grocery store 🪫 (SO ME CODED FR)
we're alive 🪦 (theres a fire on my floor telling me to sleep some more. chilling and yet comforting in a way only cavetown can be)
hazel 🌙 (i wake up with this in my head often. there's just something about it)
devil town 👻 (it's devil town)
snake & the prairie dogs 🐍 (AUUGGGHHHHHH DIRTINYOURHEADNYOUDONTKNOWHOWTOGETITOUT vibe tm)
trenchh 🐚 (nobody anywhere has anything on this chorus)
nostalgia in my bedroom 🌸 (such vibe tm)
lavaicerink 🧊 (vibe tm)
sliipping lately 📼 (bop. and vibe tm.)
it's u 🌌 (my wedding song idc. ifufalldown2far&icantseeuthrutheesmarks&ureyesrcoveredinscars&myheadisfillingw/tardwwellfindanotherwayoutursilhouettedoesntlookquiteright&icanneverfindthetime2burymyhandsinwordsidgrowanewkindofevergreentreejust4u&meon2ndthoughtswilluevenrememberme.)
big bowl in the sky 🪽 (makes me throw myself on my dog and sob every time)
888 📀 (👏trapped👏in👏my👏tiny👏human👏brain👏 IF I MOVE MY HANDS FAST ENOUGH I WONT DIE???!?!??!?!"?!? BRO?!?#??#!?@)
poison ☠️ (i feel like i'm lying in the middle of the road in the rain at dusk and something is coming and i should be afraid yet i know everything is gonna be ok)
pigeon 🩻 (ya novel main character moment)
pyjama pants 💤 (my love language)
empty bed 🧸 (oof. this. this gets to me)
guilty 🦴 (insane bro just so good)
a kind thing to do 🌱 (OH MY GOD??? HUH??!?? the way this fuckin song tickles my soul)
wasabi 🧦 (wow. huh)
i swear to god 🦇 (aughhgh it's sog ood. so sgoodfs. sog)
juno 🐾 (one of my favorite things about cavetown is how many songs he has talking about connections with animals. that is just something so personal to me and this song in particular i just relate to on such a deep level)
juliet 💐 (shit he is so pretty.)
ty for ur time
#(remaking some old posts)#cavetown#16/04/16#16/04/16 album#this is home#dear ep#lemon boy#lemon boy album#sleepyhead#sleepyhead album#man's best friend#man's best friend album#man's best friend ep#worm food#worm food album#music#marszs music posts
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Spicy Thancred thoughts
Dude is demi-sexual - stay with me: sex gets mixed into work for him, so he’s naturally built a protective barrier between sex and intimacy/self enjoyment. He needs a deeper bond with someone to push him from ‘sex as a performative task’ to ‘sex as sex’.
Plus he is paranoid. This dude ain’t randomly hooking up with someone just for the fun of it. His idea of safe sex is jerking it alone with the doors locked a knife under his pillow.
Pansexual. Cares more about a person's vibe and overall aesthetic than their gender.
Ass or boobs? Sorry he’s a man of taste - He’s a thigh man. Soft squishy thighs in his grip, strong thighs caging his head, warm thighs locking around him and pulling him closer 👌 this man loves nothing more than grabbing his partners legs to thoroughly man handle them, tugging them into the perfect position for him to double down on his pounding.
Please touch his hair. This man delights in having the long locks at the nape of his neck yanked. There’s no easier to get him flushed and moaning.
He also needs his hair played with softly afterwards. Thancred will fall asleep almost immediately if you scratch his scalp.
Sorry to kill your fantasy but he’s shit at eating pussy (at least at first). He’s all over the place and changes technique every 15 seconds, trying every trick and maneuver he knows to impress his partner. He’s never had a partner with the heart to tell him how to please them properly. He can be trained but the first time he goes on you is roooough.
Makes up for his mouth with fingers. Nimble fingers with just a hint of roughness, knows exactly what he’s doing with them whether it’s undressing his partner or bringing them to a trembling release.
If he’s in a long term relationship he adooores getting pegged and lightly overstimmed. This sweet boy has so much on his shoulders, most of it self imposed guilt, he needs something to take his mind off it. Sometimes he just needs to be thoroughly fucked into the mattress until he’s a crying whimpering mess that can’t even think long enough to form a sentence. This is as close as he gets to self care.
Has a single nipple piercing or at least a scar from an old one he took out
Subtle praise kink. Could care less if one of his marks praises him (aside from a little ego boost). But a long term partner? He absolutely melts when they give him a little compliment or phrase in bed. He's not into it being overly played up but genuine praise will have him biting his lip to hide his own embarrassing whimpers. “Don’t you want to be good for me?” will have him willing to do just about anything.
He tries SO hard for good aftercare and pillow talk, but he’s eternally exhausted. He prefers to cuddle and fall asleep, doesn’t care how messy things get. He’ll change the sheets and shower after, right now he needs a nap. If the sex is top tier, he snores.
Legendary 👏 stamina 👏 if he’s taking the lead, needs a breather if he’s the focus of attention.
Probably has an unhealthy tendency to give rather than receive until he’s very comfortable with his partner.
Again because of his work, probably needs time and guidance to figure out what his own kinks are.
Deff has a kink for any species with a tail or fluffy ears. Sorry, he’s a basic white bitch.
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I made my friend watch heartstopper and I got his reactions for you to all enjoy
Ep 1
Fuck Ben!
Elle actually trans?
FUCK BEN!!
Rugby bros nice & accepting
Charlie is him
FUUUUUUUCKK BEN!!!!
Is ig the main communication method?
Does "x" mean more than kisses?
Ep 2
Charlie is just so supportive
Ben gives the ick
Let people have crushes
Why do school dynamics in shows never feel like they do in real life?
Tori's an odd one
Upset we got robbed Charlie getting his haircut and stressing too the barber
Nellie's barks fake??
What friends play in the snow like this?
Nick's mom read him like a book
Rocketman can't play drums lol
WHY'S THE TENSION SO GOOD 😫
Loving the comic effects
Tori is SO weird
Floor person confirmed bi
Ep 3
Nick going through the queer rabbit hole, fuck that's depressing 😔
Do we like Imogen?
Feel bad for Tao 😔
What's with the sequined clothes?
Tao's a bit dramatic
Fuck Harry
Fuck Ben again!!
Good on Charlie standing up to him
Tao IS dramatic
Imogen is a bit much but not bad?
Who throws parties like this??
Is this a hotel?
The sneaker squeak breaking the silence
God I miss this nervous tension
Nick absolute Golden retriever
Ep4
A boy, talking about his feelings?!?!
Nick never got that jumper
Imogen is too much lol still not sure if we like her
Tao & Elle?
Does this art teacher have a name??
Mr. Arjiya?
Gay people sport
I really want one of these rugby boys to step and be supportive of Charlie being on this team
Imogen...kinda annoying
ANNOYING
Ally 🤣
Tao🤜vs🤛Nick 🙈
Harry's a twat
Nick looking genuinely upset about being "friends"
There's nothing wrong with worrying about your teammate¡!!!!
Nick being ambushed, not cool
Not sure Imogen is bad, annoying yes, but doesn't know better
Ep5
Fuck monopoly
Not Imogen's dog 😭😭😭
Nick's so conflicted and it hurts
Saturday came so fast??
Tao's hair flaps gets me everytime
Wait...what about imogen???
Tao's overprotective, heart in the right place
Not the strongly worded DM 😭
Tao quick to judge
Smooching!!!
Tao & Elle 😏
Imogen, good friend?
Ep6
Nick has good taste in pirate movies
PotC confirmed Bi movie
Bi panic
Friends to lovers pipeline
Why does it always happen in band rooms?
Girl, with very queer haircut - "never would've guessed you were gay"
The ice cream truck song?
Anti-homiphobia cheese
Picnic bants
Shout out to this vlogger
Tara is SUCH a good friend
Such a supportive group
Charlie's excitement for the official date!!
What is this magical milkshake shop???
Where do they get date money?
Tao being oblivious 😐
A concert after all that dairy?!?!
Nick saying he might be bisexual and then saying I'm not sure feels very bixeual
Poor Tara
Tao having the longest legs and being the slowest runner
The subtle carhart on Nick's coat 😂
Ep7
Why is Tori so weird??
Charlie needs to work on standing up for himself
Rugby lad 😂
Sweet popcorn 🤢
Char?
Harry needs to piss off
Ben's a fucking creep AND a pos
Nick standing up to Harry, mint
Nick's mom know? Motherly intuition?
I really need Charlie to stand up for himself, love that he has people in his corner but I need him to step up
The "s" word
Art teacher complaining about crumbs like the counters & cabinets aren't stained with paint
Tao 😔
Elle's fits tho
Tao holding his own against Harry 👀
Tao & Charlie 😭😭
Ep 8
Harry's a twat, Tori confirmed
Tori still weird but good sister
Issac has been unbothered and in his lane all season, we stan
Don't you have to fill out papers to quit a team?
Nick & Tao bonding
Tao is good friend
Seeing the "typing..." appear & disappear is such a relatable agony
Elle is her
Why don't we have a sports day?
What's the point of all girls/boys school if they're seemingly right next to each other and constantly intermingling
FUCK OFF BEN
Charlie...STANDING UP FOR HIMSELF?? 👏👏
Charlie & Tao hugging it out 🥺
Kinda want more Issac
Tao & Elle 👀👀👀👀
Kith? No kith 😖
The principle over the intercom 🤣
Nick & Charlie locking eyes in the rugby match
💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗
The walk off!!!!!
Issac still unbothered and in his book lmao
"I believe you" 😭💜😭💜
Seagulls do not mean beach but okay
Proper date antics 💜💜
The beach is all rocks?
"In a romantic way, not just a friend way" 🤣
And they were boyfriends
We love a supportive mum
Ending with a montage, love to see it
All in all I think he formed the correct opinions but don't worry I WILL be educating him about baby angel Tori and solitare.
#heartstopper#nick nelson#charlie spring#tara jones#darcy olsson#elle argent#tao xu#tori spring#narlie
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More in depth 👏 more nasty 👏 whether for Bailey or Leighton it's your choice. Bring on the nasty. Indulge yourself. No holds barred
I'm going to do an actual nasty thing for Bailey but I'm on doped on medication right now so instead this ended up getting vomited out and it's pure pretentious, flowery shite but I wanted to get something out today, for hells sake. I wanted to save the actual more in depth and more nasty for when I'm even slightly coherent. If you've got any specific ideas for something worth a damn, please let me know. Scenarios and what not. Also for Leighton too.
𝙱𝚊𝚒𝚕𝚎𝚢 :
You have always belonged to me//Just like your first time//You will always be mine
The heartless caretaker; serpent in the skin of a man that he's shedding because of you. Turning his gaze isn't easy, but it is permanent. If you didn't want this, you should have kept your head down, paid your debts, and obeyed. He can hold a grudge with the same ease as a conversation but it's neither of those things he's interested in right now.
Fingers splayed across your throat and teeth bared, his desk becoming an altar to sin as he commits the only blasphemy he swore he never would. It's not him who kneels before it, but it's his voice that exhales 'Oh God' in an unholy sigh.
You've got a tongue that tastes like iron and blood on your teeth and you're not sure if it's yours or his. His hands threaded through your hair, your claws in thighs, and an entire life's worth of animosity to work through. It gives the term hatefuck a run for its money, and Bailey never forgives a debt.
He's like a Father; he's like a monster. Either way you lean into it, it knots your stomach and makes you sick, but this town has a way of twisting people up in the Kudzu so it's not unexpected that when you were born into the monster's den that you'd end up in his bed.
Save this time, it is the snake who was led astray into temptation. It is your venom pulsing through his veins even as he does his damnedest to ensure you suck it out in equal measure. It's ironic— You radiate purity and it slips through his fingers and under his nails, digging beneath his skin and burrowing in his black little heart. An itch he can't scratch; a stain he can't get out even as it's you who is filthy. You play at Eve but you are pure Lilith, and when you lie beneath him, it is all fight and fury as he devours the innocence he robs from you.
It is his by right. You cannot steal what belongs to you, and you have always belonged to him and what you do not give willingly, he will take.
Coiling tightly, enveloping completely. Hunched over you like a gargoyle with a stone sneer and cold eyes but hands so hot you swear they singe your skin as he burns the shape of his fingers into your flesh. That halo above your head cracks and splinters with every thrust and he could just take it from your head and bind your neck, keeping you tethered beneath him now and forever. You cry his name like a dark, forbidden prayer to an ancient and forgotten God and he is utterly lost in the paradise nestled between your thighs.
White feathers scattered across his floor, but the wings that envelop him bleed black. Bailey hasn't been religious since he was a boy but he has seen the face of God, and she whispers through broken lips that she forgives him even as he defiles an angel. He pumps corruption between your thighs-- the only corruption you've ever truly known and there's something so redeeming about sinning with divinity. Grace he was not gifted willingly but will bask in nonetheless.
When you hold heaven in your hands, it's only natural you'd never want to let go, and when you've gone through Hell, it's only a matter of time before you dance with the devil. His heart beats a Mephisto Waltz and he decides the moment he empties his damnation inside of you that he isn't much keen on letting salvation wiggle free of his grip.
And so he doesn't. He takes his communion in your tears and savors the holy water. He'll clip your wings and tug you down from heaven's grace as many times as it takes. The mark of the Beast is a tattooed serpent and once it is upon you, not even God can save you now.
#morgana and friends#bailey the caretaker#degrees of lewdity#what embarrassing drivel#but my entire life is embarrassing and im far past the point of caring.#i love religious imagery with religions i know nothing about#my character is an angel and spends her time seducing bailey so#i wanna do mcFUCKIN nasty for bailey#i just need a jumping off point#like a “what is he like when he ___” or something#i didnt wanna dump more shite out for Leighton too#i wanna do something actually half decent for them#christ help me
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Boouigi headcanons please 😭👏 can be as cute or degenerate as you like, I need the crumbs 💔 Bowuigi is great and all but Boouigi has so much unrealised potential!!! 😖
OH MAMMA MIA LET'S-A GO
So the way I ship it is a mix of love and kind of bullying from King Boo. Yeah he's very very fond of his human and wants to spoil him and posses him but DAMN is he going to do everything to make him squirm and squeak in fear. It's just too cute. If he can't get him in a frame, he'll just have to torture him in the most delicious ways.
At first he wanted to dismiss Luigi as weak (just a coward! Just beating him through sheer luck!!) but after his third defeat he insists on Luigi's prowess. He can't have been beaten by a wimp, can he?? King Boo managed to capture Mario three times and yet Luigi always beat him, ergo Luigi is the badass around here.
In a couple of my AUs, Luigi has a kind of appeal to ghosts.
VERY strong appeal.
Is it his fear? His aura ? His cute little face when he's surprised? In any case, Boos and ghosts are all after Luigi to scare him, yes, but they also desire him. Very much. Yes, in that way.
In one of these AU, a divergence from LM3, King Boo manages to corner Luigi at the beginning of the game before Luigi can flee through the laundry chute. KB is about to trap him in a frame but then he smells that delightful fear, and notices it's not the only emotion Luigi is feeling right now...
Very amused, King Boo changes the rules : Luigi wants to free his family? He'll have to find King Boo at the top of the hotel...but instead of fighting each floor boss, he'll have to seduce them.
Oh, Luigi is going to be very tired by the end of the night.
Why does King Boo never use his telekinesis on Luigi ?? Especially in LM3, when he uses it on almost everyone? Well, my theory is that either King Boo likes to play with his food, either Luigi has some kind of immunity/resistance to Boo powers. Which makes King Boo very frustrated
Listen. LISTEN. I have never been particularly into the tickling "kink". Just wasn't my thing. But then I got into this fandom, and mamma mia. Luigi is just. He's so sensitive and reactive, he NEEDS to be mercilessly tickled by someone, and with this pairing? Oh boy.
King Boo's tongue. You know it's all kind of prehensile and tickling, and once he holds you down, it's all over.
If his telekinesis doesn't work on Luigi, it's fine. He has a LOT of Boos who can hold down Luigi, and that's without counting all the other ghosts with grappling abilities or very long and dextrous fingers...
But on the softer side, King Boo loves to flaunt his wealth and taste, and Luigi happens to be a perfect sugar baby if you're kind to him. His face is such a delight when he discovers a comfy place or a cool-looking room or tries on new clothes, and he blushes so prettily when lavished with attention, King Boo can't help but spoil him. Especially after making him go through "torture" (the sweet or spicy kind).
They spend hours talking about art. Sometimes their tastes match perfectly, someone they call each other uncultured swines and Luigi is two inches away from turning the poltergust on King Boo.
I need to stop myself lest this post becomes an entire essay, but please keep asking me more about stuff like my theories on Accidental Ghost King Luigi, or that Thing he Does With the Tongue, or the Horny Version of Luigi's Mansion 3.
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If someone (me) wanted to get into the super mario games. Which one would be a good one to start with? Or which one is most fun :)
Hey there! First of all, thank you so much for asking, and sorry for keeping you waiting for so many days! 😅
It kinda depends on your taste or what you're looking for! For instance, if you're into 2D/platform games, you should definitely try Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World! I'd say they're the best classical 2D Mario games, with lots of different levels, secrets, power-ups and of course, lots and lots of fun! ✨
In case you'd rather play a 3D/exploration game, I'd go with Super Mario Odyssey indeed! It's such an AMAZING game! 🤩 The kingdoms are very varied, wide and beautiful, there are lots of minigames during the adventure, and there are also maaaaaany easter eggs from other Mario games, which could make you want to try some of them as well 🤭 I also love the way Mario Odyssey, despite being a 3D game, includes some 2D parts as well. It's so perfect! 👏✨
Also: yes, Mario can change his outfit. And yes, he can dress as a bride. Best outfit in the game indeed! 👏
And last but not least, if you're into RPG games, you have a bunch of games to choose from! The original one was Super Mario RPG, which recently got its own remake for Nintendo Switch, and there's also the Paper Mario series, from which I absolutely LOVE the first three games, being my personal favorite Paper Mario: The Thousand-Year Door. Which is getting a remake this year, btw! Can't wait to replay it! 🤩✨
Continuing with the RPGs, I cannot leave without mentioning my very first and favorite Mario RPG game ever: Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga. This game was released 20 years ago for GBA and got a remake in 2017 (I believe) for 3DS, and it's now available to play through Nintendo Switch Online, and I'm giving it my millionth replay because I LOVE it! It's full of humor, originality, a very interesting story full of plot twists, amazing and charismatic characters (Prince Peasley my beloved!), and best of all: sweet and cute moments between the most adorable brothers EVER! 🥹❤💚 It's absolute PERFECTION, so if you're into RPG games, I highly recommend you give it a try! 🤩✨
Of course, out of the main 2D/3D Mario games and the RPGs, you also have some spin offs like Mario Kart, Mario Party, Mario Tennis... I'd personally go with Mario Kart 8 for Switch and Mario Kart for GBA, and Mario Tennis for Game Boy and GBA, since they're so much fun! I'm not much into Mario Party games, but I've enjoyed the ones I've played, so I'd recommend you check them out and see for yourself which one catches your attention! 🥰
And of course, there's the Luigi's Mansion series! It's about catching ghosts in haunted mansions, and there are three of them. The first one holds a very special place in my heart, and the second one is getting a remake this summer, but I'd say the third one is my favorite, and the most complete out of the three! It's also a 3D/exploration game, and it has lots of puzzles to solve and 15 different floors to explore, so check it out as well if you haven't yet! 🥰
And Luigi is such a cutie OMG 😭💚✨
So yeah! I know this is kind of a wide answer with lots of options, but I guess I'd recommend you a game for each category, as it all depends on what you're more interested in 🥰
Thanks agains for asking! 💖
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Oh boy I don’t usually write sexy stuff but here.
We really haven’t covered mating cycles in regard to Dragon-Dream and I feel a need to rectify that.
I think there was an ask months and months ago about a/b/o universe Alpha-Dream going into rut and stumbling into Hob’s flat. And Hob not being fully aware of what’s going on, but being willing to learn and help Dream through it. And that is something I think about frequently…. But with Dream… as a dragon.
Imagine Hob (any time period) coming home one day to find that Dragon-Dream, through an impressive feat of flexibility and maybe a large sliding door (or a damaged wall😂) , has squeezed his massive body into Hobs home. it’s a bit comical. Even while curled up, Dream’s back is nearly brushing the ceiling. And all the soft things in Hob’s house have been clumsily, but reverently, gathered into a nest that Dream’s curled up in. But what concerns Hob is that Dream seems to be in immense distress. He’s making these sad wounded noises that are going straight to Hob’s heart.
Because, yes, Dream’s instincts demanded he retreat to where things smelt of “safety” and “home” and “mate”, and although Dream’s body couldn’t resist seeking out Hob and building a nest, He’s currently trying SO hard to resist going any FURTHER.
Because right now Dreams instincts are ALSO screaming to drag Hob into that nest and fuck into him and hold him there for hours on end. To surround and claim and own him. He wants to snarl and wrap Hob in his wings and pin him in the nest so he can cover him with his spend and lick it slowly from his body afterwards. He wants to bite into the meat of hob’s shoulder and bite HARD. And Dream KNOWS that is not something humans prefer, he knows it would be overwhelming and dangerous with his size and strength. He can’t scare Hob away. He can’t. His only friend. Maybe if he just lays here whimpering, surrounded by Hob’s smell it will be enough. Just maybe. Because Dream is terrified to ask for anything more.
Hob on the other hand is having a completely different crisis. Because, yes, Dream looks distressed, but he also looks like the hottest thing Hob has ever seen in his life. Dreams pupils are blown so wide when he looks at Hob. A look that makes Hob feel like a piece of prey and he loves it. Dream’s eyelids are heavy and fluttering, his gaze glassy. His scales ripple as his muscles twitch and tremble, his claws shuddering, and Hob can see Dreams hips making little aborted thrusts against the blankets and pillows, as if trying to hold himself back. His cock is massive in this form, its thick, heavy, roughly the length of Hob’s arm, and has graceful ridges running down it. He’s leaking all across the blankets and Hob wants nothing more than to reach out and taste him. But Dream seems absolutely miserable and that won’t do.
So Hob kneels by the edge of the nest and gently tries to get Dream to talk.
And maybe finally, FINALLY, hob is able to coax a little information out of Dream, enough to understand that Dream is in rut/heat (or whatever the dragon equivalent is), that Dream’s instincts consider Hob to be his mate, And that Dream does not believe such a thing would be reciprocated by a human.
To which Hob very fondly calls Dream an idiot and that “we will be having a TALK later” before crawling into the nest to run his hands and tongue and thighs along Dream’s absolutely massive dragon dick. Dream is so wound up he comes instantly. The first of MANY over the next few days.
And maybe after a few rounds, when they have a bit more time to plan and talk, maybe Hob can try loosening himself up to take at least part of Dream ;) if not all 🤭
… and yes, Dream probably has a knot.
-🐉
Dragon dick 👏 dragon dick 👏 DRAGON DICK
Firstly. Obsessed with dragon Dream squeezing himself into Hob’s home. Incredible. Iconic. He would do this.
Secondly I'm always feral about nesting so YES. Let Dream drag every cushion and blanket Hob owns into a soft snuggly nest, and let him curl up there!! He needs to rut himself against all the soft pretty things that smell just like Hob, and he needs it now.
Thirdly. Dragon dick. It compels me. Lil Hob who is very human but very much willing to give it a go... even if it means a bit of pain. He can see that Dream needs it so bad, and Hob would absolutely do anything for him. He's no dragon, but hell yes he considers Dream to be his mate! He wants to be knotted sooo bad (so much that Dream has to calm him down a bit... its going to take a long time for Hob’s hole to be ready). He has to settle for getting his mouth and tongue on every single inch until Dream cums for him, soaking him with a frankly enormous load.
Imagine Hob curling up in the nest, with Dream’s wing curling over him protectively. Dream is so warm, and Hob can snuggle right up to him. He has the nicest dreams once he's been lulled of to sleep by the rise and fall of his mate's enormous body.
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So like, can we address this?
so like, as a Pokémon lover, I’ve been getting the games since I was waaaaay little. My first game ever was sapphire, and I can personally rank moon as one of my top 5 games of all time. Pokémon’s story has always been a bit of a hit or miss with me *cough x and y cough sword and shield* but I was COMPLETELY unprepared for scarlet and violet. (For those wondering I got scarlet but I do not judge y’all violet stans)
like, that game took me so off guard. I was hyped (duh) but sword kinda left a little bit of a bitter taste in my mouth story-wise. Like, all the pieces were there, you……just……forgot half of them and tried to pass it off as complete.
but scarlet? HOO BOYO SCARLET. Not only did they deliver one of, if not the greatest plots ever, I have never been more closer to any Pokemon characters.
Nemona? Easily one of the best and most well written rivals out there. She isn’t a stereotypical “I hate you and hope you suffer and will beat your sorry behind into the ground 😡”, type rival, but instead she’s just an ordinary girl who’s incredibly skilled at battling, but no longer can properly battle bc no one wants too. She purposely picks the weaker starter so you can get stronger quicker and be able to battle her! Her final fight had me grinning all the way through it, and her genuine, pure and utter JOY at you winning is such a sweet and endearing trait.
penny? Gosh darn did they do the introvert community justice. She is not only a great “serious and sarcastic” character, but the entire team star story was so so so wholesome. Her story about being bullied but also connecting with her friends and forming team star and also being the one to take it down once she realizes her mistake is incredible, and the way she defended team star until the end is just one of the millions of things I like about her! (AlsoherfinalbattlemusicSLAPS-)
Arven?
. . .
*loud sobbing noises*
I-I cannot even BEGIN to stress how incredible arven is. Pokémon dealing with abusive parents is nothing new, but yet it feels so RAW where he is involved. Like, dude, this guy was raised by a DOG. A FREAKING DOG WAS A BETTER PARENT THAN HIS OWN BIOLOGICAL PARENTS. His whole setup to be the snarky, silver-esque type rival was executed perfectly, and I promise you every person who’s ever played proceeded to do all of the titans the MOMENT mabosstiff came into the picture. (And I promise those same people cried when he finally stood up). And not only that, but from what the game implies, (or at least what I took from it) his parents didn’t actually care, and in all the limited contact he had with the sada/turo AI, they began to care for him as if they were his real parent. Meaning that an AI and a dog cared more for him than his mom and dad. Not even that, but he has to go through the trauma of learning his parents were freaking DEAD, he had a creature wearing his moms/dads face say IN THEIR VOICE,
“I love you.”
only to then immediately lose them too.
everyone just give a round of applause to this boi for being such a trooper and being so loveable despite everything.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
but like, that’s barely anything. All the other characters were epic, the soundtrack was phenomenal, the plot twists expertly executed, like fr, this has been the best Pokémon game story-wise in AGES.
so Nintendo, from the bottom of my heart, keep doing what ur doing but I’m begging u, take ur time. We can wait.
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What about this for a thought, Jay the bartender but enemies to lovers.
Every time you here his name you roll your eyes because he’s overrated because he’s attractive his shit don’t even taste that good (it was the most delicious thing you’ve ever had but he don’t need to know that).
Y’all have been rivals so you enter the club from who has the most customers to who end the up with most number at the end of the night.
Let me know if you think it would be a good idea please.
e2l trope with jay 👏👏 (i just woke up so my brain is a little fuzzy but im guessing yn is a bartender too?)
disclaimer : jay slutshames yn??
at the end of the night jay ended up losing the bet bcs despite his jaw dropping visuals, you brought a whole lotta wealthy men to the club, however he let his ego get to him and refused to admit defeat. full of rage he badmouthed you to all your customers, told them that you slept around, that you were a part time barista and a full time slut. word got around and you were not having it, seeing him walk around with a shit eating grin on his face and smirking at you when he passed by just angered you even more, it only fueled your need to ruin him and to remind him of his place. you spotted him sitting at one of your frequents table talking abt god knows what, although you had a pretty good guess, so you grabbed him by the arm and dragged him to the back of the club, fear was evident on his face but there was a little hint of excitement, he was finally unleashing the side of you that he had been waiting for, he hadn't been annoying you all this time for no reason, he always had an intention.
the customers were confused at where the bartenders had gone, but if only they turned down the music just a little, then they would hear the pathetic whimpers of the sobbing boy on his knees, his red cheeks stricken with tears, and his quivering lips shoved against his rivals heat.
this is so rushed sorry bby </3 i need to go out rn but i thought I'd just quickly answer this :)
#enhypen smut#enhypen hard thoughts#enhypen hard hours#jay hard hours#jay hard thoughts#jay smut#shonteria 🌻
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🔥🔥🔥
I am here to start a war.
1, 10, and 13 for CR and FE3H
choose violence ask game
That's a lot and I'm here 👏 for 👏 it 👏 I'm gonna split the posts for CR and FE3H so they don't get in each other's tags; this post will be for CR.
1. the character everyone gets wrong
Vex. I've talked about it elsewhere, including here on twitter for those interested, but it's really irritating to me that so many self-proclaimed fans of hers keep flattening her into a Joss Whedon woman (while simultaneously decrying those very tropes). I've seen it a lot of times among Vex/Keyleth shippers who tend to project themselves onto Keyleth and thinks Keyleth "deserves" to have the character they think is the hottest, but I've also seen it among Percy/Vex shippers who are hardcore Vex stans who also think she's being oppressed at pretty much every turn (except by Percy who worships the ground she walks on and is therefore perfect for her). It also happens among the old C1 commentariat, though they use it to bash Vex and Laura for [bleep blorp misogyny].
Vex is complicated. She's resilient, clever, resourceful, beautiful and confident about it, compassionate, pragmatic, frosty to those who haven't earned her trust, desperate for approval, and frugal to the point of obsession. She's a survivor of abuse and racism. Her most defining relationships are with three male characters. She stole a broom for no reason other than that she wanted it. She spent 15,000 gold to free two slaves. She has the most explicitly political career out of everyone in Vox Machina, including the tribal leader and the scion of a noble house. If Syldor and Syngorn hadn't been so horrible to her she'd have become a diplomat like her father, something Laura explicitly said. She and Syldor try to repair their relationship post-canon. She has no problem topping Percy. She gets flustered by Percy.
In short? She acts like a real person. If you're watering her down to "greedy bitch", "step on me queen", or "most victimized character ever", then honestly, I think your tastes are unspeakably boring.
10. worst part of fanon
There have been too many posts to count about my main frustration—that fanon is seen as sacrosanct compared to canon simply because fans came up with it, and that fans get so wrapped up in fanons and headcanons (that are, if I'm gonna get really violent, rather adolescent in scope and tone) that they're genuinely righteously outraged when canon contradicts it or other fans dislike it.
So since we're choosing violence, I'll just say glasses!Imogen. Round cute sweet little uwu baby bean glasses!Imogen. It's symptomatic of that larger problem, it largely exists purely in the context of a ship (which is symptomatic of another larger problem), and it's not an interesting enough concept to justify its existence after everyone and their mom has done it and demanded that everyone else validate it.
13. worst blorbofication
Honestly? I gotta go with Percy, and I say this as someone whose blorbo is Percy. There are two strains of this:
1. The old guard C1 fans who have spent years coming up with ways that Percy, as Vex's simp, will absolutely adore everything she says and does and do whatever she tells him to and never challenge her or consider himself in any way, and
2. The more traditional Uwu Baby Boy types who really seem to like making him as soft and romantic as possible. The character tag is uninhabitable if you don't block characterxreader blogs on sight.
Honestly though, I'll take type 2 over type 1, because I don't remember the type 2 folks throwing a hissy fit over Matt's portrayal of Percy and comparing him to Syldor. If you're genuinely trying to argue that Matt portrayed Vex's husband similarly to her abuser and that either Laura or Taliesin would be okay with that, I would cordially suggest removing your head from your colon.
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guess wot my fellow hoes (fellhoes?) you’re getting a two-fer-one deal
obligatory alpha post link below:
because I have been deep in my werewolf/hybrid!CODmen fixation while I was drunk off reading moondrunk I decided to take a break...
....by reading johnny boy and i dont want to even look at that ao3 history stat that tells you how many times you've visited this story IT IS A LOT
my record for one of my comfort stories is 79 times and that was back in january last i looked, and it doesn't count the copypaste backup i have in my notes in case of airplane mode. don't look at me rn (cough obligatory @the-californicationist G&G reference/tag here)
ANYWAY MOVING ON 🐺🐺🐺
Reading: Moondrunk Monster by @ghostgorlsworld
so I went to watch the Love Death Robots episode referred to here and UNFFFF forgot how good that whole series was! wolflovers, go watch the Shape-Shifters episode from S1
once again i love a good fleshed-out reader backstory and this one is no exception
also as a certified graves simp the spittake I had to clean up at reading the phrase “Captain Graves”
also wolf-friendly pain medication? please i would happily read an appendix or endnotes/footnotes about the lore/worldbuilding here <3
"They weren’t used to humans being kind to them."🥺🥺🥺🥺
me to myself: tbh in many ways this is the world we are living in rn
that line about reader sleeping in the back of the med bay reminded me of this famous pic I saw way back when:
U.S. Army nurse Amy Stuart of the 5th MASH unit deployed in Saudi Arabia naps on a cot while hugging a teddy bear sent by her family during Operation Desert Storm (February 22, 1991)
getting a little too real but at my age, always hurts my heart and deeply disturbs me to see people younger than me who i consider children going off to/waging war COUGH ANYWAY SRY ESCAPING REALITY BACK TO FANFIC-
piney has such a succinct, tight way of writing to set the scene and story premise up so well - fucking salivating at ghost taking reader to their tent and him getting miffed at her sitting on soap’s bunk until she sits on his <3 LMAO I SEE YOU GHOSTY YOU LITTLE LOVESICK PUPPY YOU~
You glanced down, seeing the Scottish flag on the wall, the photos of a couple that looked exactly like Johnny. “Oh, sorry.”
ok but also johnny WOULD have selfies of himself up on his own bunk
“ahm easy on the eyes, aint i LT”
“shut it”
You were American, so you didn’t have much taste for tea unless it was iced and sweet.
me, a rabid tea swiller, raising my hand: UM NOT ALL AMERICANS HATE “TREE PISS” AS TED LASSO CALLS IT OKAY (okay but I love that show so much)
unfff wolf!ghost crowding reader into his own bed forcing her to sleep in it is just *so many chef’s kisses*
Gaz was healed within a day, coming to visit you with a Snickers bar as thanks. “I’ve been saving it for an occasion,” he said. “Wolves…well, we can’t really have chocolate without quite a bit of pain so I thought I would give it to you instead. As thanks.”
ok this was the most adorable loredrop ever also literally heartbroken at the idea they can’t enjoy chocolate!!!!
The adjustments were freezing slabs of raw beef and plating it up still half-frozen. this reminded me of this frozen organic dog chow i kept getting insta ads for after dogsitting for a friend (if u can hear this siri/insta ad algorithms, FUCK YOU RESPECT MY PRIVACY) anyway in the ad the way the person plated it for their dog and the way their dog ate it with such gusto made me, a human, want to try the dog food lol
“Not everyone in America lives in Texas, Soap.”
👏thank👏 you👏facts👏
You smiled. “A small town in Oklahoma.”
“Bloody hell, that’s just Texas.”
👏also👏 facts👏 (don’t come for me texans this new yorker will (lovingly) fuck you up; god bless amurica)
He was wearing gloves, as always, but they were warm when he pressed them against the scars, fitting his fingers into the obvious claw marks.
The 141 was silent, watching Ghost with a mixture of surprise and horror. Price looked as if he were about to intervene, his knuckles white around his fork.
i fucking l o v e this entire scene
They were still strangers to you, but the base felt too quiet without them, and your skin felt bare without Ghost’s stare upon it.
i am shivering at how good this sentence is
ghost: has a record for being more wolf than human and acts of aggression against humans
also ghost: makes tea for reader regularly when she can’t sleep
also reader if you’re having a eat-three-powdered-donuts-in-one-sitting kind of day, you eat that whole box girl no one will fault you for it <3
Ghost hummed, then came the unmistakable sound of licking the sugar off his fingers. There had also been blood on his fingertips, from the night’s previous activities.
You don’t want to think about why that makes your belly clench.
😏😏😏we love the feral ones
also unexpected gifts are some of the best ones
i felt the adrenaline of the humvee ambush like i was watching a live action movie - i could picture the entire scenes very easily in my head <3
and ghost taking off her boots >>>>>>>>
A man in a skull mask was asleep in the chair in front of you, his head tipped back against the wall, his legs relaxed and spread wide.
ah yes, classic submission position~
The meek little nurse that had put a Colonel’s son in the ER.
meek is one of my favorite words. i have heard an alternate definition for this as “meekness is great power under control” and it stuck in my head ever since; pls bow before medic reader my meek badass queen
Your heart raced. It was such a human instinct, to see a predator and want to either kiss it or run from it.
ah yes imho the heart of why wolf/hybrid and enemies-to-lovers etc. etc. etc. tropes and fics are so popular~
Ghost seemed to like your attention, his ears perked at the top of his head. It was oddly endearing, and you normally considered yourself a cat person.
hehe big ghost wolf, smol floppy ears - i will not let this image leave my head
ok and the wolflore about the recessive genes!! eating it all up <3
also i know this is a ghostfic but soap blushing and mumbling bout his coffeeshop crush is soo <333333333
"you’re too young to feel old and miserable like me.” Soap smiled, a bit of cheer back in his eye. “You’re only three years older’n me, lass, I wouldn’t call ye old.”
literally me to anyone <30/even a year younger than me
"ALSO, yes i'm setting up for a future soap/cafe!reader fic"
okay the unholy screech that erupted from me at reading this author’s note i’m-
Graves sat in a simple metal chair, cool, calm and collected without a single blonde hair out of place.
me fully knowing graves isnt even doing anything here, just sitting: go off, king
“I wasn’t going to let that boy take my soul, sir,” you said calmly. “Not for something as worthless as a career.”
well said indeed <3
You wondered if he would come visit you, if you asked. If he would sit in your dusty, frilly living room and drink from your pumpkin shaped mugs.
PUMPKIN-SHAPED MUGS <3 <3 <3
Price looked up from a paperback, a twitch in his brow. He preferred to keep out of conflicts between the pack, only interfering when blood was spilled.
oh please my headcanon for price is that he inhales gossip like oxygen and keeps it filed and sorted alphabetically and chronologically in his mind palace to pull up as needed
They were on active duty, for Christ’s sake, it wasn’t like he could bend her over against one of those cots and stake his claim, COUGHOMGWHYTHEEVERLOVINGFUCKNOTCOUGH no matter how badly he wanted to.
The 141 hunted at night, so during the day Gaz and Soap would occasionally bring you a muffin for breakfast or a stray cup of coffee. Even Price, the fatherly man he was, brought you one of his extra novels to read while you were awake during the night shift, one of those cheesy detective thrillers that helped you get through the night without passing out on a patient.
who doesn’t love familial!141 🥰🥰
it’s nice to remind yourself that you’re still a simple woman that appreciates a nice mani-pedi and a good hair day.
this is so real - taking care of yourelf/reminding urself to feel human is so important <3
You had the rank and the experience, so of course, you got the lion’s share of reports. ahem this a small almost throwaway line but much appreciated - LEADERSHIP IS FOR SERVICE. TO SHOULDER THE BURDEN FOR THOSE UNDER YOU, AND LIFT THEM UP. TAKE THE HITS SO THEY DON’T HAVE TO - ONES THEY AREN’T EVEN AWARE OF IF YOU’RE GOOD AT IT. anyway stepping down once again from my soapbox-
ah reader i can think of many MANY MANY spicy ways to motivate ghosty to do his patriotic duty~
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AND ALSO Reading: Johnny Boy by @ghostgorlsworld
first off being thrown into the deep end of the incredible lorebuilding had me ready to swim and dive deep without even taking a breath of reality because the story!!!! the worldbuilding!!!! absolutely immaculate
a recurring daydream/brainrot scenario ive gone back to time and again with my blorbos through the years is getting knocked up with their spawn and having to escape and go on the run and hide the child then have an implausibly wild reunion, often with some physically impossible makeup sex and then birth my own private sports team's worth of children to build our world empire (drama, romance, intrigue, adventure - i would buy out opening night tickets to the movieplots my brain spits out, anyway ty for coming to my BedTedTalk) anyway this has such a unique niche in the CODfics ive read with the almost enemies-to-lovers-back-to-enemies flavoring with brother’s best friend trope in play
on that note, shaking tom’s hand vigorously for sneaking johnny back into reader’s life, then backhanding him with my other hand - also for sneaking johnny back into reader’s life
cute-ass mactavish sire emma needs to eat raw meat to survive? her supernatural senses make her an old soul in a child’s body? no further comments, absolute perfection. i love the explorations of “hey scenting/being a hybrid, ESPECIALLY growing up as one, ain’t all its cracked up to be and is not just all 100% sexy times and funsies” and her picking up on mom being sad all the time a certain someone is near and declaring “if mommy doesn’t like him, I don’t either” just UGGHHHH i just want to give her a hug and tell her it will all work out, shes is in good hands (including but not limited to her own!) also tear the throat out of anyone who would dare steal her childhood (fistbumping my fellow immigrant first gen firstborns&eldest daughters who had to grow up too fast/take care of adults)
also one of the reasons i love this fic is the very fierce and protective love reader has for her emma and their really beautiful bond <3 fanfic can be so healing and tender in very unexpected ways and their relationship slipped past all my walls and armor and just stuck me right in the feels <3
the conversation about grandpa jack haunting them and turning the book pages for him was so sweet i think my molars rotted away on the spot, 🥺🥺🥺 piney i will be billing you for my dental visit expenses; be prepared to pay cos ive always wanted to secretly try out grillz as a new yorker girlie
also random brainrot but 1000% positive grandpa jack was a fucking hottie in his glory days (underground fighting rings? picturing tyler durden rn)
also please give mama reader a fucking medal, cutting up raw meats and organs first thing in the morning (EVERY morning) is a feat indeed
also johnny/reader’s first meeting at the funeral home is absolutely exquisite, the perfect amount of drama and angst!!! raaaaaa biting my pillow and tearing it to pieces
- reader’s physical reaction to the “he’s behind me, isn’t he” revelation
- johnny’s physical glow-up described through reader’s eyes is just UNFFFF *chef’s kiss*
- reader going straight into panic/mama bear mode re: emma
- “it could have been longer, john” HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY ICE COLD QUEEN PLEASE I CANNOT KNEEL BEFORE YOU FASTER OR I’LL BREAK MY KNEECAPS
- “your voice so cold it stung your tongue as you spoke. The ache in your chest was overtaken by rage, pure and hot. “Excuse me.” i am f e r a l for this line, this is PERFECTION i can taste the emotions here like viscerally on my tongue
- honestly kudos to reader for not punching tom’s lights out when she’s running to get emma from him
“I don’t care.” You wanted to scream. You wanted to cry. You wanted to dig your nails into his skin and hurt him like he hurt you. “We don’t need you, we never needed you. I loved you, and you left for years . Deal with the consequences.”
Johnny Mctavish, a wolf, a soldier, flinched from you.
It wasn’t the victory you thought it would be.
AAAAAAAA YES THIS IS ME AS I READ THIS REVELING IN THE ANGST
also the last line of ch1 being “Forget him. John always runs.” and summary of Ch2 being “Johnny comes home.” ????? gonna run out of my lipstick giving chef’s kisses to piney here
the way piney fleshes out reader and her story and history with johnny just makes me want to give her a ginormous hug, also like an all-expenses paid weeklong vacation to the maldives or something for the absolute bullshit she’s endured (might have to join you on this though dear reader my salary/responsibilities working in [redacted] means i also need an all-expense paid weeklong vacation to the maldives)
also I FUCKING SUSPECTED JOHNNY WAS SECRETLY TRYING TO SCENT READER WHEN HE SNUCK UP ON HER TO GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO SURPRISE HER BY PUTTING HIS MITTS ON HER SHOULDER; i love that emma picked up on this through her nose
“Because you still smell like me, kitty.” brain going brrrr being overloaded with conspiracy theories about teh many layers what this may mean
wolves were different from normal men. Territorial.
me, reading about fictional territorial wolfmen on tumblr: 🥰🥰🥰
me, reading about IRL men being ‘territorial’: 🤢🤢🤢
“Grandpa was like me,” she said, loyal as always.
i’ll be totally honest the character i fell head over heels with in this story was not johnny taking first place no - EMMA MACTAVISH MY HEART <3 i hope my future children will be brave, kind, wise, funny and compassionate like you <3
It seemed that the only person suffering in this situation was you.
this line + the short almost throwaway line of reader “laughing wetly” just before it just ughhh my heartache! shoutout to all the hardworking parents/caregivers simply Trying Their Best And Getting No Recognition™️ (madstronaut sees you and applauds you, great is your reward in heaven and or the pits of tumblrhell, dealer’s choice)
“It wasn’t your decision to make, Tom,” you said, your voice reaching that pitch that made you feel like your mother. god this got too real, when i hear myself sound like my mother sometimes (esp. when im mad) i literally narrow my eyes at my own reflection and have to check myself before i wreck myself iykyk
also freaking love the lore about hybrids/wolves being discriminated against in society and johnny’s own experience and pitfalls navigating the world! lorebuilding>>>>>>>>>>>>
You were dressed more appropriately this time, a Black Sabbath tee and sweats, your work clothes of pencil skirts, trousers, and wool sweaters currently drying on the laundry lines in the backyard.
ok reader i see you my little rocker <3 you would love saint vitus bar in brooklyn; make tom or johnny watch emma so we can headbang to our heart’s content and you can enjoy a well-deserved night out <3 (on that note #REOPENVITUSYOUCOWARDS)
Emma two-handed it, just like you tell her to. It seemed she was trying to be on her best behavior, the little traitor.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH EMMA YOU LITTLE DEVIOUS ADORABLE SHIT (said goodnaturedly) I LOVE THIS LINE SO MUCH
Something in your chest squeezed when Johnny tucked the blanket around Emma’s skinny arms, more gentle than you had ever seen him.
ok though real talk men being gentle and tender, esp. around kiddos - hi, yes please sirs you can indeed help me mop my panties off the floor
Susan didn’t know what to do with a little boy that chewed on the furniture and got sick when she didn’t let him eat raw meat.
i physically need to see fanart of young wolf!soap gnawing on an armchair leg
This was why you liked Charlie, he was so, so reasonable.
hello charlie or as i like to call you “walking beige flag” the way i would roast him if i was bffs with reader..
also emma drawing that wolf catcher memory and waiting until soap was there to show it to both him and reader - AAGGGGH I freaking loved this and how clever this is i can do an entire pepe silvia conspiracy board meme breakdown of why and how much i loved this whole interaction
emma knowing it is a tough memory for her mama but choosing to draw and show it specifically to johnny - and waiting til they are all in each other’s presences (presence? idk)
i can see reader fighting (a losing battle lets be honest this is johnny fucking mactavish) tooth and nail so far to maintain the armor of assumptions and explanations she’s told herself to deal with the pain of being in love then (from her pov) rejected and how this has bled into how she paints johnny to emma despite her best efforts
and yet as they say sometimes the body says and knows what the mind/heart cannot say yet and 1000% sure that little miss wolf emma mactavish loves her mom but is also sure that momma isn’t sure on where she stands with johnny
also ALSO the fact that jack raised both johnny and emma HAS TO MEAN SOMETHING RIGHT - even though they’ve just met i love the little tidbits of the special wolf-to-wolf and father/daughter connection they have
AND AND AND so my grand theory here is that i believe emma made and showed this drawing to johnny because from what she knows - she perceives mama reader to despise johnny on the surface, yet still wants him - but based on what she’s told her about johnny, thinks johnny may not want mama - and drew this to prove mama is still worthy and a great protector - “You haven’t got any teeth or claws but it didn’t matter.” - and “showing her off” to johnny COUGH ANYWAY THAT’S WHERE I’LL END MY THESIS TYVM
also i love the bits sprinkled around the fic about johnny’s eyes sparkling eerie/brighter when he gets worked up
Perhaps all the war and killing really was good for his temperament.
HAHAHAHA OKAY SHIT, MAMA, WHO IS THE DELULU ONE NOW????????? (tbh it’s me, hi im the probl-)
johnny trying to find excuses to spend his PMC savings & money on reader + emma - IRL me and my bills & student loans crying laughing hysterically at reader turning this down
“Shut up!” Tommy said, frowning at you from the couch. “Fuck, lovie, he’s a friend from work.”
The man in the mask raised a hand in an awkward wave.
HAHAHAHHA SIMON!!! his entrance totally threw me off but ofc tom’s SHUT UP (true sibling energy right here, no greeting, just yells) and simon’s lil wave just UGGGGGGGHHHH such a nice palate cleanser from the intense but delicious angst - also tipping my hat at the subtle way to introduce Bi!Tommy with the “he’s not company he’s a guest” line 😏
You felt Simon’s eyes on you, judging, appraising. You were sure Johnny probably didn’t have the nicest things to say about you–most likely that you were an irritating little girl that followed him around for twenty years then proceeded to get pregnant and raise the child without him knowing,
would love to know what and how TF141 thinks of mama reader from how johnny has described her…despite her own misgivings <3
Johnny was an unsuspecting kind of violent, always smiling and laughing until he wasn’t, until it was serious.
Simon was different. He felt older.
aaaaaa this is SUCH a good characterisation of them both
You had missed him like a lost limb-
ooh i absolutely love this phrase! I have one person in my life i went through a friend breakup with (iykyk - these are more painful than romantic breakups imho) and we mended things and discovered afterwards we both referred to our break in our friendship as ‘having lost a limb’ to other folks (!) sometimes birds of a feather really do flock together
“It’s just…we’re adults, and adults have tricky feelings. preach mama 🙋♀️🙋♀️🙋♀️
but also pls mama i know you have a kiddo but putting on nail polish right before a date? nooooooooooooooooo though chanel polishes ARE superior cos of that fat brush so all is forgiven <3
also obligatory FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK to charlie for forgetting the date, do you EVEN KNOW THE SUFFERING WE PUT OURSELVES THROUGH TO GET READY FOR A DATE? TO GET READY TO FACE THE WORLD OUTSIDE OUR DOOR, PERIODT?
IF SOMEONE DID THIS TO ONE OF MY GIRLIES I WILL BE READY TO FUCKING SHOW SOMEONE’S BITCH ASS THAT YOU DO NOT NEED TEETH AND CLAWS INDEED TO GET RIGHT FUCKED UP
anyway climbing down from my soapbox on behalf of women everywhere, back to the fic
as a tiny tiny redeemable bit - charlie having weekly dinners with his gran is a huge green flag trait
He stilled, looking at you. His hand came up, pinching your chin like he used to. “You havnae called me Johnny in a very long time.” The rawness of his voice broke you down into someone you used to be, someone that loved him.
me, extremely pleased, reading this: ah yes, in vino veritas~
The alcohol had dampened the anger in your chest, you felt…open. Open to talking about it. Bleeding the poison from the wound.
<3 <3 <3 this line <3 <3 <3
irl sidenote: u can also do this without alcohol my friends <3 trusted friends, therapy, long retreats into nature, safe places, safe people all very effective and cutting right to the heart in the gentlest ways possible, painful but highly recommend over the alternative (and lesser) options of keeping the poison inside <3
Within a blink, Johnny was kneeling before you, his hands on your knees as his eyes bored into yours. You felt a chill, a whisper of fight or flight pricking your neck at his predatory stare.
ahem hello this is it
this is what does it for me
kneelng for your prey <3
also i love that their first real physical intimate contact after reuniting, beyond that hug after the wolf catcher story, is johnny LICKING reader’s tears off her face
“All I had was a picture and letters, but I could get off just from you writing that you missed me, just from your smell lingering on the fucking paper.” whats that phrase? marines make do? 🥰🥰🥰
me, reading about lacy underwear getting shredded: mmmmf yes sexxxxxyyyy
also me: ok i just know that was expensive, cringing inside at having to replace it
also fics that have men talking to ur pussy as they take care of it >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I CANNOT WAIT FOR READER TO WAKE UP AND SCREAM AT HERSELF
#madstrothought#FaFiCoWriMo#fanfiction#call of duty#simon ghost riley#moondrunk monster#johnny soap mactavish#johnny boy#ghostgorlsworld#BlackPinecreations#werewolf au#simon ghost riley x reader#johnny mactavish x reader
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