good morning here’s a tlou x the office au

joel and pam are ig jim and tess, except if pam was far more confident and flirty and jim was a single father with even less patience for everyone around. at the beginning of their flirtationship, tess is in a relationship with mike, who is just? meh? he’s nice? he’s not good, he’s not bad, he’s just nice. but everyone sees the way joel looks at tess, has been looking at tess for years and years and years; they see the way sarah comes in and absolutely adores spending time with her, ditching her daddy completely in favor of spending time with “literally the coolest person ever”; they see the way tess faithfully makes both her and joel coffee every morning, even despite her claims that she “is not a goddamn coffee machine, thank you very much. everyone in here can get up to go make their own goddamn cups of coffee”; they see the way the two of them fall in love. they know it is only a matter of time (and are particularly interested in the specifics of that time, because they’re all invested in the office-wide bet of when exactly their getting-together will be)

ellie is a temp that is driving everybody crazy but also somehow simultaneously making them fall in love with her.

maria, tommy, and bill and frank, literally almost every character from game 1 and 2 under the cut!

ellie is major crushing on new hire dina in accounting, and she’s constantly hanging back there with dina and jesse, the other accountant and dina’s ex/bestie. anna is alive and super proud of her and comes to visit her on the job sometimes, which everybody adores. they all spend the day gushing to her about how awesome and whip-smart ellie is—they leave out stories like the time she and tommy set half the kitchen on fire because they put foil in the microwave

maria is ig kinda like a version of stanley that, except young and hot but still very much being slowly driven insane at this fucking job with these absolute fucking wackos. she’s their best salesman, and she’s so fucking smart about investing her money that she’s somehow absolutely loaded filthy rich on the side—to the point where everyone is a lil suspicious of what exactly she’s investing in, but whatever. she vacations in crazy expensive lavish places like luxury hotels in vegas, lake tahoe, and magnolia springs. she has also been divorced twice (not bc shes a serial cheater like stanley just bc she was too good for them and the divorce contracts she negotiated for herself were also a great way to make a lil extra money. allegedly). she is a level 10 Cat Person and has two custom-modeled cat rooms for all seven of her cats (tommy worked on a new, better, more awesome one after seeing her first)

tommy is an accountant who got hired here first as a temp as a favor to his brother; he actually really ended up loving the place, so he stayed. i think he’d be a hilarious version of meredith, not in that he has an alcohol problem but just in that he parties way to hard (and, like meredith, always somehow ends up with his shirt off) and halfway lives out of his (actually pretty lavish and cool) camper van that takes up three parking spaces and takes ten minutes to park every morning. he’s fun and friendly and head-over-heels in love with maria, who is playin a lil hard to get but only because she’s not interested in anything too serious, anything that’ll take time away from her work and her cats—she knows, somehow, that it would be serious with her and tommy. she is kindasortamaybe falling in love with him a little bit already too, so. the office also has a bet on who will get together first, between maria and tommy and tess and joel. tommy has a retired ptsd service dog named buckley that comes around the office sometimes to visit everyone and get pets and take long naps on maria’s cold feet—tommy makes sure maria knows how much buckley loves cats, too, just in case

riley is ellie’s best friend and works as a temp under marlene across the hall (she also employs abby, lev, yara, and mel), but riley comes around enough that she’s practically part of the family. she’s constantly coming over with snacks and coffees and extra smooth pens for everyone when she hangs out with ellie, so who can complain? she also has a really cute lil thing with cat, who’s temping under esther in hr. cat always cat/house-sits for maria when she goes on trips

the office is co-managed by bill and frank, with frank handling the emplyees and day to day stuff while bill mostly makes sure the walls don’t collapse in on everyone everyday (literally and figuratively. the paper business is an especially shitty one, and their building structurally is an absolute mess). 5/7 days out of the week, bill is walking around all day with workboots and his tool belt on, looking like he just came back from war

it is an incredibly good time, and it descends into chaos when a camera crew comes in to make a documentary about all of them

urge to explore how the time loop would potentially destroy sol mentally

to add on to the waist grabbing thing theyd all get BLUSHY if u did it back like laughing at something they said and grabbing their waist for stability they ALL have tiny little grabable waists like i can see heeseung getting so smiley and pulling you in with an around around your shoulders so naturally OR jungwon putting his hands on your waist in return and and-

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omgggggg it’s actually crazy how often you’re so right,, they get so flustered whenever you initiate skinship of any kind

lord…….. having thoughts…… just touch with your favorite boys……

niki being half asleep and you cup his face with a hand cooing at him,, him leaning into your touch so naturally.

you’re exhausted,, wanting to rest and leaning on sunoo’s shoulder.. the first time you did it he froze and was so still people though he died sitting up but now he leans so it’s more comfortable for you ..,

sitting beside sunghoon and just grabbing his hand n moving it to your lap, tracing his veins and nails absentmindedly , while he’s trying not to lose his shit

cooking with jay like the parents you are and needing something he had used and put next to him,, leaning around him with a hand on his waist to maintain balance ,,.

heesung sitting down and you’re standing in front of him fixing his hair, gently moving it in the right place while he’s staring up at you and everybody dies

jake standing up while being completely engrossed in something ,, and you coming up from behind him, wrapping your arms around his waist like he loved to you to you..,. ..

having a habit of linking arms with jungwon anytime you’re walking somewhere, , he basically waits for you so you can do it.. even holds his arm out for you to take ..

hm yeah . i’m so normal rn.

Colleen and i decided which dragon age/bg3 companions would be besties. the rule was to match them 1:1 but it got out of hand.

Wyll and Sera- wyll would totally be a big brother to her and they would protect the little guys together. They're our favorite friendship.

Gale and Merrill- They're both scholars of esoteric magic and would be so interested in hearing the other infodump. But merrill, when having so much power in her hands, never becomes hungry for it. she would be able to keep gale's hubris in check (as much as one can)

We considered gale and anders, but theyre too similar and would butt heads. they would fuck once and then stop talking to each other. anders WOULD take the crown also.

Also, since we didn't pair Dorian off with anyone, we think he'd also be friends with Gale.

Karlach and Alistair- they would riff off of each other with ease. they would have so much fun and be so playful together. karlach would never make fun of him. theyre both just good people.

lae'zel and fenris- the two lone wolf fighters would stick together. they wouldn't talk a lot but would have each other's backs. they might fuck but theyre both tops so theyd have to figure that out.

shadowheart and leliana- going off of how leliana tried to befriend morrigan, i think leliana would have a lot of empathy for shadowheart's situation and would be kind to her. they would totally fall in love too.

astarion and zevran- theyre so similar, but unlike Gale and Anders, they would mesh really well. Zevran is a better person than astarion but would not really care about bettering him. They would also fuck.

jahiera and cassandra- they both have soldiery backgrounds and get shit done. jaheira isnt as serious as cassandra, but she's certainly serious about her task. jaheira would listen to cassandra talk about romance novels even though shes not into them herself.

minsc and isabela- the two people that can get along with everybody. isabela would poke fun at minsc, but only in kind ways and they would joke with one another. Minsc/boo would try to turn her on the right path tho. But boo does also love isabela.

halsin and vivienne- two people with power who aren't power-hungry. they both agree with halsin's statement that "anyone who WANTS to have power shouldn't have it." They have deep philosophical discussions.

show pony hcs?

WOO SHOW PONY YEAH OF COURSE

They're Dr D's actual nephew and grew up visiting him and being a little helper at the radio station he's had since the nineties.

No sense of self preservation honestly, okay so this is like my favorite headcanon for them just because its silly and they're a badass. So they grew up visiting LA but dr d took them away from it before the and of the wars so they never lived in it while it turned into battery city, and they've never been captured, but they have indeed been to battery city. Because they've broken in. Solely to be gay do crime. They sneak into the city to graffiti shit and flirt with pornodroids and recruit them to throw bricks into windows with them(not of apartments or townhomes, just the research and bli buildings and occasional business). They wear their skates or bring a skateboard, they dont drive, half the time they bring a boombox, blasting the fucking beastie boys or something in the middle of the night while they skate around the city, and somehow theyve never been noticed by bli or had to fight their way out, theyre crazy and i love them

Punk as shit, you don't grow up with your cool uncle that was openly gay in the nineties without learning that capitalism sucks and cops aren't your friends. Its a big part of why they sneak into the city and be a nuisace, becuse they want to do more than just fight from the zones, because that city was their home once, before bli took it over and put up the walls, and unlike most joys who hate battery city and just want to burn it to the ground, pony wants to save it. They want to cause a more direct change, something physical thats there in the morning, so that the juvie halls and city folk can see it and see bli working to scrub away grafiiti and fix shattered windows and they'll all know theres someone else out there that doesn't agree with bli, fighting for them and maybe theyll be inspired to do more too. And its why they recruit the droids or juvie halls they come across and put a brick in their hand, because the power that comes with that, the inspiration, it spreads, because Pony's read the stories about the Stonewall riots and knows that if enough of the city could unite to fucking fight from the inside, they could make a real change.

Cherri's their older brother, not biologically but they dont care, they were both too young to fight in the wars but thats where they met, when dr d was looking after them and took cherri in when he lost his dad, who was dr d's friend. They grew up in the zones together, learned to shoot together, figured out out who they are together, they're fuckin siblings.

Their gender is whatever annoys you the most at the moment, it also depends on who theyre around around, like with Poison they're like im ur girlfriend vs with Cherri like yeah im your brother. They dont care what people call them.

Childhood best friends with Newsie but you'd never know it. They fight like siblings but they're thick as theives. When the wars started they were kids that thought theyd never see eachother again, but they reunited years later as killjoys

They're crazy friendly, like terrifyingly outgoing. They love everybody and everybody loves them but they manage to stay pretty humble about it

Theyr'e super dramatic and LOVE to gossip

Horrible artist, cant draw for shit. Great at collages though, they make all the zines and posters for radio shows. You can tell when they made one because there's glitter on it.

Has a helmet. Never wears it.

Proud polycule girlfriend of jet star and party poison

Day 14 - Favorite friendship(s)?

highkey i dont rlly ship anything entirely platonically in tw, i think they all could have the capacity to be involved (lot of 'ooh... why not? could be fun' from me fhsdk), so these aren't even rlly brotps, they're just the ones where im particularly fond of their bestie vibes.

and those would be (and in no particular order this time)...

gwen & owen (he's her gbf in s2 <3 theyre so bestie coded. i love the enemies -> fwb -> best friends pipeline too. brilliant)

martha & owen (i think theyd be a cute couple too actually but i rlly love their friendship + i think it’s good for owen. also woah a doctor who actually pays attention to martha lmao!)

tosh & owen (their early s1 friendship where she actually called him out when he was bein a shithead + when theyre giggling together when we first meet them... i wish we got more of that. sigh. they could be nerd besties and yet ;-;)

tosh & jack (i love them in cjh 🥺 theyre def one of the healthier relationships in the show. there's still some stuff, but they don't have resentment towards each other and that makes them an outlier dhsfkjds everybody else Does. theyre sweet)

tosh & gwen (girlies!!!!! i would love to yuri them and i do sometimes but tbh they do give me mostly platonic vibes they just have a rlly sweet thing going. i wish they were closer. booking a spa date for them)

gwen & ianto (also besties they adore each other. welsh bi besties babey!!!)

gwen & jack (theyre soulmates but i mostly like it platonic. i like whatever hetero queerbaity shit theyre doing and i like that they dont choose each other in the end. theyre so real.)

tosh & ianto (but also 😌 my lil crack otp)

owen & andy (another 'but also 😌' but their canon friendship is also rlly rlly good)

for the character asks - aang and sokka

thank you for the ask ^_^

aang:

sexuality headcanon: unlabeled, though he just calls himself gay gender headcanon: also unlabeled, but presenting more masculine. i have headcanons about how air nomads relate with gender and sexuality, but in general they are all very fluid in the way they relate to their identities. A ship I have with said character: ZUKO !!!!!!! i cannot express in words how muich this ship means to me....basically only zuko. sorry katara A BROTP I have with said character: sokka..... oh my god they are bffs. their relationship is one of my favorites to watch. it's been said multiple times but they are both some of the smartest people in the atla verse, but when they come together they have two and a half braincells. also toph and aang i love so much A NOTP I have with said character: is it bad if i say katara? it's not a notp i just dont really think of their relationship continuing on after the series. plus i think they could both accomplish so more individually than they could together A random headcanon: toph mentions aang's "adventures when he disappears" which we don't ever hear about ever? and i think later in the series aang would travel a bunch with appa at random hours of the day. the gaang would be so confused and then theyd find aang just chilling in a random lake in the earth kingdom. being the avatar gets hard and i think he deserves some vacation time! also i have many ideas about how buddhism irl intertwines, or would manifest in the atla verse. ALSO VIVA LA PUNK AANG!!!!!! General Opinion over said character: hes the specialist little guy ever and if you have beef with him i never want to hear from you. i love him very dearly

sokka:

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual Gender Headcanon: cis but like also not? hes very comfortable in his masculinity, so wearing dresses or makeup is something he plays with every now and then A ship I have with said character: SUKI!!! omg they are everything together... literally the definition of a power couple. A BROTP I have with said character: i said earlier, aang. they are just so fun together!!!!!! toph as well, i can only imagine the kind of pranks they pull together on everybody else, espically zuko A NOTP I have with said character: zuko... i don't get it. it's really popular but i just can't understand. to me there wasn't much chemistry between them, and if you say the boiling rock... those episodes are so bad, the continuity is terrible, and it's just very poorly written. however, there are many incredible zukka artists that i have immense respect and love for, espically ash-and-starlight... their art is everything to me, just not the zukka 😭😭😭 A random headcanon: he and suki teach each other their own respective fighting styles!!! sokka gets more kyoshi warrior training post-comet, and sokka teaches her some classic water-tribe combat General Opinion over said character: hes the silliest and the goofiest.. hearts

who in kemono jihen would your ocs get along with the most? feel free to just answer your favorite responses

sister virtue and inugami would chat sooooo much shit theyd be so besties forever.

lacramioara i think could have a little frenemies thing with hinata and also would want inari so bad it makes her look stupid but thats everybody i think. leopold would also get on well with inugami at first but i think hed slowly realize inugami has something wrong with him also and instead hed pivot to being friends with umetaro because hes like, the only normal guy here, and leopold doesnt need that kind of blood pressure. hes got too much going on

johnny would love hii she would also love akagi for opposite reasons but he would not love her. i think shed also kick it with kaede

cross i think would be palsies with mihai . friends with nobimaru but in the sense theyre playing 5d chess with each other and dont fucking like each other but pretend they do .

pluto would hang w umetaro but hed want kaede in ways that would have him acting stupid i think. also inugami

i present you the question of when during aa4-1 would phoenix have had the time to forge the evidence having been in police custody and unable to contact his daughter… plus half that case is parallels to spoilers so

real quick i would like to preface this with a comment on spoilers/implied spoilers: PLEASEEEEE do not spoil me 😭🙏 the fun of liveblogging is knowing like nothing and going in completely blind and the wording of this aggressively implies phoenix did not forge the evidence. to be clear im not mad at you or anything but if i am under a grossly wrong misconception. and im mad about it. please let me be grossly wrong and mad so i can be embarrassed about it later in the liveblog 😭😭😭 especially if that misconception is clearly something the game wants me to be under 😔🙏 like something like this is fine

because it doesnt tell me anything about how im wrong or in what direction and ive already gone on record saying theyd better give me some sort of a reason for why he is the way he is. and if this ask had come from somebody who i knew hadnt played the game then id be like "well thats a valid question let me think about it for a minute" but this is very clearly "he didnt forge the evidence bestie 💀💀💀" it... its definitely a spoiler 😭😭😭 all i ask is that yall use a little bit of discretion and let me figure it out for myself (even if the text has to walk me through it personally. never forget my aa3 liveblog to my friend where i figured out godot was mias "dead" boyfriend as soon as diego showed up and did not piece together that he was mistys real murderer until phoenix literally said the thing about there only being some things you could see in the dark. and even then i was in denial about it 💀🙏)

to be fair. at the later point it was almost 4:30 am and my brain had completely shut off and the amount of critical thought happening here was in the negatives. but still. actually wait since we're here i want to share my most favorite bit of dramatic irony from the entire liveblog

to be honest my aa3 liveblog slayed and my biggest regret is not subjecting everybody here to it. REGARDLESS. since you have posed this question i do, in fact, have an answer >:]

consider, for a moment, phoenix's canonical messing with the crime scene. it doesnt take a terrible amount of creativity to figure out how he feasibly couldve forged evidence - he looks around, and with the added knowledge of the removeable bookcase and the fact that nobody else was in the room or has come up or down the stairs he's been in front of the whole time, figures that whoever killed the victim did it from the position of the secret entrance. he looks at the table for any signs of a struggle or blood and notices that one of the cards has been switched out. considering the drama that just occurred and the fact that he is a renowned poker player, he recalls exactly the cards that were there before and realizes that the criminal took that particular ace with him.

he checks the replaced card and notices that the back color is different - this is incredibly importance evidence incriminating the true murderer (somebody who is colorblind and/or was not present for the game in any capacity), so its critical that this remains as is. guessing the stolen ace had blood on it, he procures another copy of that exact card (you cannot tell me they only had two decks in the entire bar), gets a cloth or gloves or something and takes the murder weapon and presses it to the wound to get blood on it so that he can drip it onto the card. knowing that his time is running thin, phoenix hides the forged evidence somewhere in the bar so trucy can come back and get it for him. phoenix is taken in by the police for being the prime suspect.

like any good daughter, trucy comes to visit him in the detention center. phoenix tells her to go get something for him at where he's hidden the card in the bar (you cannot tell me that he cant do this because the guard would be paying attention to what he's saying - our clients have said all sorts of crap and never faced any sort of consequences for it) and asks her to give it to apollo during the trial. seems pretty cut and dry to me tbh

001 gakuen alice

wow really! how random that u chose this manga that i dont even care about or whatever

001

Favorite character: tie with natsume and mikan! natsume has been my favorite since day one but even though it took me some time to love mikan as much, they rly are equal to me.

Least Favorite character: UGH like theres characters i hate, like esp and persona, but whose roles in the story i mostly appreciate. if theres a character im kinda meh abt, even regarding his role in the story........ maybe tono? lol i have no real outstanding feelings abt him

5 Favorite ships (canon or non-canon): im assuming this is romantic? if so: natsume/mikan, hotaru/ruka, koko/sumire, tsubasa/misaki, narumi/misaki-sensei. but ill include nonromantic as well bc i want to: natsume&ruka, hotaru&subaru, mikan&yuka, main 4 as a friend group (which is what we deserved rather than the three of them barely interacting outside of their bond with mikan), and the special ability group (namely tsubasa and misaki with mikan)

Character I find most attractive: kaoru

Character I would marry: maybe yuka. shes the one i would most trust above all. definitely the Best adult in the series. and most sensible.

Character I would be best friends with: UGh maybe yuka again. i trust her the most. its also bizarre now that im closer with age to her than i am with the main characters lmao. yuka is underrated though

a random thought: i have a rudimentary understanding of how alices are sorted according to ability but im ngl i still have trouble comprehending why some of the special ability students arent in latent or somatic. i just accept that i wont understand and leave it at that.

An unpopular opinion: the ending being bad is NOT unpopular. my unpopular opinion is that im not a big fan of like the last 30-40 chapters in general, not just the last three. theres parts i like, but mostly i think it could have been better done. also i dont like that mikan got the stealing alice. i dont like that choice really. i hope that doesnt sound arrogant but honestly im tired so if it comes across that way oh well.

My Canon OTP: natsumikan... ahh im so lucky

My Non-canon OTP: tbh hotaru and ruka! my sister and i made a banger playlist for them and i have sobbed just thinking of their potential. i honestly rly dont care if ppl think theyre a random couple or a way to pair off the spares--i think theyd be a genuinely good match and their scenes together are to die for.

Most Badass Character: probably either natsume or yuka but that badassery also just makes me sad

Most Epic Villain: ew none (ga is not an example of media where i root for the villains lol)

Pairing I am not a fan of: this is such a vague prompt. ill just say that i resent when ppl make one character the character they "ship with everybody" (namely mikan) bc that character tends to be female and there tends to be some very suspect implications about her agency and role in the relationships, like its more abt other ppls interest in her than in her own feelings. im not saying ppl who multiship are all like that (and im sure most multishippers are entirely reasonable) but ive seen enough takes in that vein for it to really rub me the wrong way. i rly genuinely only ship mikan romantically with natsume.

Character I feel the writers screwed up (in one way or another): ugh i lowkey dont wanna fully answer this but ill give it a go. first idc abt persona redemption, especially if it comes at the cost of his victims' experiences, so like no. he couldve just maybe died or smth instead. ALSO as ive mentioned with her having the stealing alice, i think mikan's end was not really that great for her character. it bums me out.

Favourite Friendship: natsume and ruka hands down no contest. dont argue with me; i wont listen

Character I most identify with: ah a lot. natsume bc. child abuse victim with anger issues. ruka bc pervasive loneliness and feeling of being a burden. mikan bc god am i really good for nothing can i even offer anything? i hate this prompt its too personal

Character I wish I could be: none lol the choices are to be abused, abuse others, or both so none. maybe id be jii-chan, he truly is outside that whole mess.

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most of my remnantposting is on my twitter or instagram that i refuse to go on ever again. so heres a ""brief"" summary of everything ive ever thought about them ever. good night

i dont think any of them are cool or sexy. i think theyre all teens-20somethings from the early 2000s with little to no emotional intelligence. kadaj bites and spits at people, yazoo has a hyena shriek laugh that genuinely scares everyone nearby, loz has a perpetual sniffle that cant be blown out no matter how hard he tries. they all listen to the gaian equivalent to tool. in my post-ac universe they squat in abandoned parking lots and apartments and constantly smell bad. they steal from local businesses daily. they love each other they kick the shit out of each other they would strangle each other in their sleep theyre all they have.

i dont think theyre in any way connected to the first class trio. if any of them met genesis or angeal theyd laugh in their faces. theyre sephiroth's shitty tulpas that werent expected to live more than 3 weeks. they're the defaced spirits of some dead kids no one cared about that were dug up and reanimated by the Sludgiroth. theyre each individually sephiroth, theyre sephiroth's headmates who escaped containment, theyre sephiroth's children, and they also would shoot sephiroth point blank if they could figure out how to get her to exist at the same time as them. all of this is entangled in my interpretation of them -- these are not separate instances of how they could exist, the remnants of sephiroth are all of these at once.

i am once again reminding the world that kadaj was originally supposed to be like 14 and they aged him up and subsequently nerfed him for the fucking movie and thats a crying shame. i guess i get why but its still sad. he was way funnier when he was a self centered middle schooler who could shapeshift and blow up helicopters with his mind powers. loz and yazoo are twins but loz is older by .3 zeptoseconds and he wont shut the fuck up about it. theyre both 22 at the very oldest. i cant really nail down a cohesive age for them. older than 18 younger than 23 (cloud's age in ac). specifically loz and yazoo have straight up telepathy between each other.

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loz is my favorite to think about. when he sneezes he discharges electricity like a cartoon character. he likes dogs and a bunch of strays know where to find him for feeding times no matter where he's hiding that day. he's a wall puncher. he thinks he receives the least Hauntings from sephiroth but in actuality hes just got really good at ignoring whatever the fuuuuuuck is going on with that. hes not stupid hes not a himbo hes fucking autistic. he stole a catalytic converter once, went to jail and then turned into a haze of black smoke in front of everybody in the holding cell. everyone's reaction was "ah. this fucking bullshit again". sure, yeah, hes a secretly big softie but also has thrown people through brick walls. constantly uses the excuse "im just playing" after absolutely obliterating someone. the only way he can sleep is with the knowledge that yazoo is awake.

yazoo cannot go outside without being covered neck to toe. she wears gloves year round, inside and outside. if you tried to have a staring contest with her your eyes would shrivel up in your skull from dehydration before she would blink. she brushes her hair in exactly 153 strokes every day and night. she could tell you how to take apart and reassemble any shinra-issued firearm between the years 1970-1997. she's on the somethingawful forums. her contact picture in her brothers' phones is an anime cat girl surrounded by assorted ballistic and chemical weapons. she actually does have really shitty aim. like really bad its quite funny. any time she's hit something its been a stroke of pure luck. she's nocturnal actually. not a "night person" just straight up biologically encoded to be nocturnal like some sort of opossum or raccoon.

kadaj has 0 chill he will say anything that comes into his mind. its quite stunning. he goes on manic tirades about how nothing matters and how one day hes gonna kill everyone and then yazoo brings home his favorite muffin from a stall at the market and he evens out for a little. he does sermons for the gaggle of street urchins he orders around. he knows the most about the whole jenova-sephiroth connection thing and is mad about it. he stalks rufus shinra for years and has made the turks skitter off like mice just by looking at them. chronologically hes the oldest remnant (existed for several weeks-months prior to loz & yazoo) but bodily & behaviorally he's the youngest. needs constant monitoring lest he wanders into oncoming traffic while following the voice of god. the only way he can sleep is on top of one of his siblings.

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Small moments of Happiness

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by Lullaby_for_Life

Bilbo Baggins wouldn't go as far as calling himself a Grinch. No, he actually liked Christmas. He liked the good food, the soft lights, sitting in his favorite cozy armchair, drinking a cup of tea... It just felt like everybody else in this sleepy little town seemed to go crazy about the whole thing, running around, shopping, trees, loud excessively cheery music and all that. It just wasn't his thing...

A long one shot or short fanfiction about Christmas with fluff, a bit angst and people finding each other. I changed the characters a bit to what I thought theyd be like if they lived in modern times. Hope you enjoy!

PS: Please forgive me for any grammar or spelling mistakes. And have a nice Christmas! <3

Words: 8196, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Ori (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Óin (Tolkien), Glóin (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir

Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield

Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, ace - Freeform, Fanfiction, Oneshot, Modern Era, Modern times, Modern AU, Soulmates

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Small moments of Happiness

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by Lullaby_for_Life

Bilbo Baggins wouldn't go as far as calling himself a Grinch. No, he actually liked Christmas. He liked the good food, the soft lights, sitting in his favorite cozy armchair, drinking a cup of tea... It just felt like everybody else in this sleepy little town seemed to go crazy about the whole thing, running around, shopping, trees, loud excessively cheery music and all that. It just wasn't his thing...

A long one shot or short fanfiction about Christmas with fluff, a bit angst and people finding each other. I changed the characters a bit to what I thought theyd be like if they lived in modern times. Hope you enjoy!

PS: Please forgive me for any grammar or spelling mistakes. And have a nice Christmas! <3

Words: 8196, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Bilbo Baggins, Thorin Oakenshield, Fíli (Tolkien), Kíli (Tolkien), Ori (Tolkien), Nori (Tolkien), Dori (Tolkien), Dwalin (Tolkien), Óin (Tolkien), Glóin (Tolkien), Bifur (Tolkien), Bofur (Tolkien), Bombur (Tolkien), Gandalf | Mithrandir

Relationships: Bilbo Baggins/Thorin Oakenshield

Additional Tags: Fluff, Angst, ace - Freeform, Fanfiction, Oneshot, Modern Era, Modern times, Modern AU, Soulmates

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H pressing down on y/ns tummy while fucking, feeling himself there and saying things like „'s my spot, hmm? all nice and snug“ and just him being a cocky ass mf

PLZ 🥵🥵🥵

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“Tha’s my spot. Right here….” His large hand pressed against her stomach, the drag of his cock pulling out and then being thrust back in making her eyes roll back. He was watching in awe as his lover arched her back up and nodded.

“S’yours. Yours, yours, your spot. Jus’ keep going like that. Please don’t stop.” Her voice was a desperate whimper as he got to the spot he knew drive her crazy. One he had claimed to own all himself. And he wasn’t wrong. Not a single one of her past lovers managed to find this spot that melted her like butter the moment Harry got to it.

And god, did he find it. Every time he found it and reveled in how she turned to mush, her thighs trembling and her babbling as she took each thrust and climbed closest to her peak. It was something he was incredibly smug over.

“Mmm… and it’s only been mine. Will only ever be mine, forever. No matter what… this spot…. This pussy belongs to me.”

Never had Harry ever been this obsessed with a pussy like he was with Y/N’s. How slick and creamy it got and how it would absolutely mess all over his cock. How it squeeze him, how soft it was, how hot and wet it was inside. The sweet smell and perfect taste. But her spot, he had found the first time Theyd made love. To this day, he made it his mission to find it everybody time he was with her and remind her that it was his.

Call him possessive. He wouldn’t disagree. He loved having ownership over the spot that caused her the most pleasure. It couldn’t be ignored how much slicker she got when he was hitting it. How her body melted and her cunt tightened, how her eyes glossed over and she couldn’t do anything but lay there and clutch his arms, his hair or the sheets and enjoy it.

“Love being inside you. S’nice and snug… so warm. Never want to leave.” He whispered, his hair dropping around his face and leaving a curtain to hide the both of their faces. His mouth kissed at her, trying to coax some more from her but she was gone. As soon as Harry got to his spot she was spoiled and could Ong think about anything but the pleasure and how good his voice sounded.

“M’gonna cum. Gonna cum right in here and flood it out, let it drip down… M’gonna fill you up.” Harry was losing it, the channel around him pulsing and nearly begging him for his load. And so he granted her wish, a wicked moan falling from his mouth as he got as close to her as possible, arm under her body to pull her into him as his hips stuttered and he let go.

The pair moaned, Y/N a mess of pleasure and shaking as she felt his hot cum spurt into her, ribbon after ribbon heating her up and making a mess. Her favorite. She wanted nothing more than this.

“S’my girl… my pussy.” He grunted, rocking into her as his thighs shook slightly, a little overstimulated. But it didn’t matter. The only thing that did was getting every drop her could to coat the inside of her, marking her as his own yet again.

Alright go, talk to me about your oc’s strange little creature

KISSING you on the lips everyone else take notes /j

lets talk abt the book im working on. hi. follow @eocena for aesthetic photos and sad poetry im making to be abt my characters. anyways! "adventures in eocena" is a book in baby stages about a kid who wakes up in a town with no memories and his quest to rediscover who he used to be. he starts calling himself finch, makes some friends, then travels the whimsical land of eocena trying to find himself!

finch is like. just some sad little guy. like there is something wrong with him. you could pour soup in their lap and theyd apologize to u. probably fell in the lake on their way here. some kinda kitten caught in the storm drain. hes buried under layers of anxiety that he spends the story trying to shed. has a cool looking locket that he cant get open

finch stumbles into a cafe and meets the charming artist/sculptor/barista/cat(?)person laika, his first new friend! laika has paws and some skinny little tail that they like to tie ribbons on. their mom runs this cafe so they work there and their art is all over the walls and its like rlly good actually. almost psychedelic or something. pretty vivid ! but regardless they let finch stay with them bc although hes trying to be hush hush abt the fact that he has no memories hes still obviously falling apart at the seams like he is NOT doing great. so he stays w them n works at the cafe for a while and laika is their new chatty, excitable, eccentric bestie :-)

jezero, the third and final character ill talk about, is a druid. this means that hes basically a beetleperson who talks to trees which is the most watered down way i could explain it but if i start we're gonna be here all night. so hes basically on a rite of passage traveling the land so he can be a fully fledged druid and laika n finch see this mysterious cool dude and r like. ok. how r we supposed to NOT follow him. so they do! and its awesome. jezero is like.......... my favorite even tho theyre all my favorite. his fav color is green. he likes plants n stuff way too much. hes got itty bitty horns on his head. he nerds out abt everything hes into (which is everything basically) and then gets embarrassed. i love him so much

ok thank u for listening :-) theyre my babies. everybody stay tuned for more eocenaposting bc i have! so much to say!!! and it is very much in progress!!!!!!!!

I love your ND headcanons for the Stardew characters,, Any headcanons for stims? I personally hc Maru rocks and clicks her tongue, Harvey chews on pens and rubs his palms, and Sam likes to flap (my favorite stim to do) and kick things!

oh i love this ask sm! i doubt all the characters stim (or know they do, since everybody stims), i dont think theyd all know what it is though.

Abigail presses her palms into her face.

Sam 100% does flappy hands, he also keeps alot of stim toys everywhere. His favorites are fidget cubes because lots of options. He leaves stim toys in his friends rooms so they can use them.

Shane whistles and cracks his knuckles.

Emily has chewlery.

Harvey definetley chews pens and also cracks his joints. He has stim toys everywhere around the clinic. At the desk, the seating area, the exam rooms etc.

Maru rocks and also keeps stim toys, her personal favorite are tangles.

Sebastian rocks as well, he bites the inside of his cheeks and hits his legs.