percy "i have a gift" jackson and annabeth "I'm multitalented" chase

No but Ambrosius going "something doesn't feel right,,,, he hates freestyle jazz😨😨" like,,, SIR??? 'HE' GAVE A WHOLE "I'm evil and I hate everybody notasmuchasihatemyself can somebody give me a hug? etc" speech and stuff but you are put off by freestyle jazz???

DAIR TROPES: stood up

Jensen wants to touch the leg.

(jib12, aug 2022)

please read all of the slang terms for different drugs on this pdf for parents they're all so fucking funny

bbc merlin - 03x02 The Tears of Uther Pendragon II

"the future of the kingdom rests upon my shoulders, do you have any idea what that feels like?"

free terf blocklist on ethel cain's lasts posts lmao

My dear friend @buginateacup suggested that Kaz and Matthias read teen magazines together and yesterday's interview only further ingrained this idea into my mind

see joong is giving me the "we live together" level of comfort/lack of boundaries hence why he just does shit mindlessly/nonchalantly that comes off as scandalous. like the "we've shared a toothbrush" level of intimate y'know and it's just so normal/everyday in his head that he doesn't think anything of it meanwhile everyone that bears witness to it is like 👀👀👀😳😳😳

and i find it to be absolutely fucking hilarious.

(spoiler alert: it wasn't just for the competition)

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damien voice: when i was 8 i had a crush on a boy in my class & didnt know how to deal w it so i set him on fire

Aroace pride flag Xander/Peri Tandemaus!!!!

bold of you to assume that Dean Winchester would confess his love in anything other than a life or death situation. that man is so dramatic he'd be hanging off the edge of a cliff and suddenly decide that Now is the time to tell Cas he's been planning out their forever home since 6 years ago. essentially, Dean's goal is to be as inconvenient as possible and boy is he good at it.

Well, Ben showed up during the beginning of last week's stream and it was just as chaotic as ever. Trexel also showed up briefly and there was also a... David7 related easter egg, that was well, it certainly happened. Screenshot from the spookums green screen showing.

art by erebusodora, screenshot by me

UGH so mike literally wanted us all to go out and get lunch today after work which was surprising because he never wants to do that bc hes always busy or thirsting to ride his bike for 50 miles or whatever as soon as we're all done with a job, but today he was like "we all should go get lunch at this place" and he was kinda excited about it in his silly 62 yr old kind of way and that made me excited abt it bc again, he NEVER suggests for us to go out and get lunch like this. after work hes usually saying "fuck this. im going home. see you tomorrow" and then he goes home.

but today mike was pumped for lunch and so i was pumped about lunch and then mike asked phil at the end of the job "hey u wanna all go grab lunch at that place we like" and fucking phil shook his head and said "nah not today" AND MIKE WAS JUST "oh okay. rain check then" and immediately lost interest and that was that and we didnt go to lunch and we all just went our separate ways and ugh it was stupid!!

like come on phil take mike out to fucking lunch and let us all get lunch together 😭 i know phil is so busy always but like come on man your best friend wants lunch asshole ! GET HIM LUNCH. MIKE HAD A PERFECTLY GOOD PB&J SANDWICH IN HIS CAR BECAUSE HE ALWAYS BRINGS ONE EVERY DAY BUT HE WANTED TO GET LUNCH WITH YOU!!! AND WITH ME AND ALSO CAMERON!!!! LIKE FUCK OFF WE WERE ALL GO GONNA BE A FAMILY AT LUNCH 💔 anyways. throwing the fucking hose monster at phillip. i mean it why couldnt we have just gone out to fucking lunch man. as soon as phil wasnt going to lunch mike no longer wanted lunch. they're so fucking dramatic i literally hate old men i wanted to have my fucking 'out to lunch with mike and phil moment' but it was fucking stolen from me!!!!

Andy Samberg: “I’m naked, just got out of the shower, tell them I got Queen Bee”