"And the Lord said unto Rebecca, two nations are in thy womb. Two peoples within you who shall be divided. One shall be stronger than the other. And the older shall serve the younger."

Twins, as close as two things can get to being the same one, and what's the first thing they do to each other? Fight over who gets to be the first one to see the light of day.

BLACK SAILS XXIX.

S3E16: The Mark of Gideon ⋆.˚ ✧ · ˚⊹

the siren episode really said dean winchester has an incest kink rights. the way the siren said "i should be your little brother" in the most seductive way possible like

Lesley-Anne Down in The Last Days of Pompeii (1984).

SAMUEL ROUKIN as Lt Col John Graves Simcoe in TURN: WASHINGTON'S SPIES (2014—2017) Episodes 4.06 Our Man in New York

going stir crazy with writer's block and really wanting to do something about my granada holmes fever, so i present to you granada's empty house edited very, very stupidly

(heads up, loud noises in some places, rip to my audio editing skills)

Sorry it’s strange that I’m crying, think it’s ‘cause you’re the one...

Brilliant. Amazing. Horrifying. Easily, Batman’s most fearsome member of his Rogues Gallery, and the only one worthy of being his true enemy, is

Her

waiting for the doctor to get here sure hope he doesn’t diagnose me with terminal christianity

ted/rebecca season three things that i will simply never recover from -- dare i say, never forgive:

sassy saying ted's puns are terrible and that he's a mess and then later in the same episode rebecca saying she and ted get along because they're both messes and smiling at his terrible pun

ted wanting to hang out with rebecca in amsterdam and then her phone falling into the water and her meeting another man in what was clearly a classic romcom narrative move designed to make us go "nooooo, now rebecca will never know that ted wants to hang out with her in amsterdam!" (wherein boat guy is poised as the temporary obstacle love interest and ted is the endgame love)

rebecca looking at the green soldier from ted and the matchbook together (sidenote: did i hallucinate this or did this actually happen? maybe i hallucinated this. was this fake?)

the biscuit box open behind the matchbook!!!

ted having the green matchbook

"remember to let her into your heart" playing in "hey jude" when rebecca called ted

both of them wearing red in the red string of fate episode

the hallway conversation wherein they both said what the other was thinking and then were both like ?????

rebecca saying "oklahoma." TWICE!

how many of you would get mad at me if i said that mulder fucking another woman while wearing scully’s crucifix necklace is one of the most romantic things to ever happen….like, gothically and punitively so….it’s like….well, it’s like…it’s like “aw boohoo he has to get laid because he’s so sad his partner is gone” but like for a person who never allows themself any indulgence or respite or attention, who therefore only has sex as penance. only in blood. and it’s like…yes, it’s self-harm, in many ways, but in many ways it is also confession. crucifixion, as a laying down of sin. bless me father, for i can’t save them, and i miss them anyway. crucifixion as being watched over…when he asked maggie, “why did she wear this?” and maggie answered, “because i gave it to her.”

I feel like I’ve lost sight of myself, Mulder. It’s hard to see, let alone find in the darkness of covert locations. I mean, I wish I could say that we were going in circles, but we’re not. We’re going in an endless line -- two steps forward and three steps back. While my own life is...standing still.

THE X-FILES GIF MEME — [1/20] EPISODES layout adapted from: x + x

craving wlw fiction and media. like a really good tv series or a film. one that gets really popular. with some fun setting and premise. nothing too dramatic, no violence against women or homophobia. nothing too real, just an interesting story. it's understandable mlm ships and couples are more popular if you think of history (gay men have been more visible) and also when you consider that mlm romance can be comforting to women since it doesn't include the aspect of womanhood and what often comes with it (the violence, the imbalance in power and dynamic, worrying that the guy will develop feelings for you ugghhh) but I wish there was more sapphic stuff. more wlw fiction that gets the same kind of love that mlm fiction does

You think things happen for a reason? I don't know. Do you?

i can't believe they dropped the bomb of implied mpreg alpha breeding factory on TELEVISION and then just started playing cute music and had them exchange kisses as if this was in any way normal