coworkers under 35 love me for my cowboy bebop jacket, coworkers over 35 love me for my cd player, management loves me for my mental illness-fueled punctuality. everyone feels vaguely wary of me for my overall poor impression of acting like a human

me writing: i am a god and reality bends to my whims

me proofreading: im too stupid to be alive

the internet shouldn't be used for anything except playing games with friends, illegal sharing of copyrighted material, and talking shit

Throwback to when I took painkillers and woke up with Photoshop open on my computer to this image I had made

he definitely fucks but there’s no way he fucks normal

I’m way behind on Tumblr. Barely keeping up on tiktok with Butch positivity.

i cannot possibly be the first person who has had this idea

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?

I don't wanna set the world on fire

I just wanna start, a flame in your heart

Aka the Fallout show has reignited my hyperfixation, so now I'm drawing my Lone Wanderer

god I just. love ruthlessness as a character trait so much. sexy sexy sexy

anyone around me in any context: my main goal…

me to myself for the next ten seconds: don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it don’t say it

Moser Enameled Cranberry Bohemian Glass Demitasse Cup and Saucer

Instructions for how to download a Youtube video using VLC on Reddit

Instructions for how to navigate the underworld on an Orphic gold tablet

somehow the poor cops who we were told are simply too understaffed and underpaid because of Woke to deal with 'rampant rising crime' have found the strength to beat the shit out of college students across the whole country for peacefully saying "divest from the country killing innocent palestinians in the tens of thousands"