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overtsexting · 10 months

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the nohr siblings are incesty because of a lot of shared trauma and angst that has resulted in them bonding codependently with each other because this is the only love they’ve ever known, the only people they’ve ever felt safe with.

the hoshido siblings are incesty because their siblings are hot

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ryonello · 1 month

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I SUPPORT WOMENS WRONGS 🗣🗣🗣

#apex legends #apex #alter #apex alter #woman .#sorry no post for a while cons last month beat my ass and now i gotta move house maybe twice in the next few motnhs and im stress!!!!!#charm order deadline tomorrow that i wanna draw two more falin charms for (teehee) but could not bring myself to work on it today #<--- instead of brain there is alter #REALLY liked the trailer art style it was so tasty i am thrilled we got an off the shits hot deranged chinese legend !!!!!!!!#YIPPEE #ok its past my bedtime #goodnight #wait #my art #jus a doodle tho

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hoofpeet · 2 years

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Many thoughts .. Brain full .. I LOVE a guy playing house to stay sane

#hoof draws #replacement ingo au #submas #many thoughts ...#i like to imagine ingo as a slightly insane hermited old man. carves train consoles on the wall and names his sneaslets after his friends #b yeah. tasty crunchy #they have an unspoken transactional relationship yknow . spice gets food in turn for playing along with ingo's . coping mechanism ig?#& even tho it's not interested in whatever's going on w/ ingo .#he slowly pieces it together over time that something really fucked up happened to ingo #which i think a h zoroark could sympathize with honestly #<-which i imagine is part of the reason he's willing to pretend to be emmet #//neway<3 i'm going to sleep now and hope that my appendix is fine

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cringeyvanillamilk · 1 year

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Asta would for sure idolize Kyoujurou! And Kyoujurou would be very fond of Asta! 🔥

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deepfriedtrout · 2 years

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So you know all of those Timmie is a Fatui Harbinger jokes back in the day? Mostly because one of the constellations on the harbinger list is a crying dove?

While Columbina’s constellation hasn’t been revealed, I’m pretty sure it’s clear as day on what is is. There’s little dove wings on her head. Her name is literally “Little Dove”.

Now, imagine this:

Columbina, number 3 of the Fatui Harbingers, goes to Mond for some Fatui business, meets this young boy outside the city gates who’s unusually attached to the city pigeons.

She makes small talk with him, mostly out of of boredom, and finds out that the kid thinks Stormterror is the incarnation of dead vengeful pigeons, has a imaginary friend in the form of a Ruin Guard (Sandrone’s gonna like this kid), and has a personal grudge against the Traveler for killing his pigeons every time they go to Mondstadt.

Columbina thinks to herself, “Actually can I have 5 more of these little blonde brats?” and decides she’s taking this kid to Snezhnaya.

After some convincing that Zapolyarny palace has more pigeons that Timmie can imagine (There are almost none. Dottore either experiments on them or one of the Harbingers shoos them off the grounds), Columbina books out of Mond with the Genshin Fandom’s most disliked npc for some reason.

Next time the Harbingers have their super secret super evil meeting, one by one the Harbingers notice someone behind the 3rd’s coattails.

“Is that a fucking child?“ Arlecchino asks.

“Yeah!” Columbina steps aside, showing Timmie bundled up in furs like a little caterpillar in a cocoon made of the most expensive arctic fox pelts. “He’s going to be Signora’s successor.”

Everybody looks at this tiny Mondstadt child.

He looks like he’s ten.

They move on discussing their next plans. Everybody had time to get adjusted to having a— heh, childe in their ranks already. The Tsaritsa doesn’t speak against Columbina’s plans so... welcome to the Fatui, Timmie?

#genshin impact #timmie genshin impact #columbina genshin impact #what tag do i even put on this #trout talks #i got possessed and wrote this in a few minutes.#cut to several years and the boss fight before the tsaritsa is timmie the 8th harbinger #tartaglia's not even mad this tiny whelp is a rank higher than him he's like teucer's age why would be be mad at him #why does the fandom hate this kid tho?#i mean i barely go to mondstadt but im pretty sure he doesn't physically stop you from going in and out there #maybe he'll whine about the pigeons but you could ignore it the same way everyone does with 'CHEAP AND TASTY CHOPSUEY'

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hailsatanacab · 2 years

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Chapters: 11/? Fandom: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types Rating: Not Rated Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationships: Danny Fenton & Damian Wayne, Batfamily Members & Danny Fenton Characters: Danny Fenton, Bruce Wayne, Tim Drake, Damian Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth Additional Tags: Good Sibling Damian Wayne, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Danny Fenton and Damian Wayne are Twins, Danny Fenton Needs A Hug, Implied/Referenced Torture, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Not Phantom Planet Compliant (Danny Phantom), Bad Parents Jack and Maddie Fenton, Gun Violence, Blood and Violence, Gunshot Wounds, Mugging, Medical Torture, Vivisection, Panic Attacks, Anxiety Attacks, Child Neglect, Past Child Abuse Summary:

“If you ever find yourself in danger, go to Bruce Wayne. He will help you.”

His mother had loved him, in her own way. If she hadn’t, she wouldn’t have helped him escape. If she hadn’t, she would have dragged him back to the League of Assassins, to Grandfather. If she hadn’t, he’d be dead.

She loved him, but she loved the League more.

Jack and Maddie Fenton loved him too, they did, but they loved their work more.

They loved their work more.

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After his parents react poorly to his reveal, Danny escapes to the only person he thinks can help him - Bruce Wayne. He doesn't know what to expect when he gets there, but it has to be better than where he is, surely? He certainly doesn't expect to be reunited with his long lost twin brother Damian. It's funny how things work out that way.

Danny is 16 years old, not Phantom Planet compliant

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Chapter 11!! Chapter 11!! Chapter 11!!

#danny phantom #batman #dpxdc #dp crossover #dp x dc #dc crossover #if you saw me frantically editing bits of this immediately after posting no you didn't #this was such a rush to get out i probably should have delayed it a bit #but we went out to lunch to day so taht was fun #not done that in a while #i had ribs and half a burger and some korean chicken wings (we split like three dishes so we could try them all haha)#it was so tasty #but not conducive to writing haha #i forgot to share for like half an hour again WHOOPS #and it was only half calculated so i could edite a little bit more #so much of this chapter was late additions #it has like three different endings and this is by far the worst possible ending for danny sorry #had to have that panic attack tho sorry babes but it's just not cetbwa without a panic attack #oh i want to formally apologise for catgirl alfred #it was wrong of me to put that image in all of our heads #i am sorry #um so yeah i think that's all i have to ramble on about today!#so... please enjoy - this is (obviously) the first chapter in a while and i am back to being a nervous nelly about this #hope you all like it #ilysm!!#screams into the abyss

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 1 year

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yeehaw i am the King of Sleeping

#slept for 18 hours lets GOOOOO #(with a quick 30 min break at 4 am for soup)#some days ya just gotta keep saying No Thank You and snzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz #i feel refreshed for the first time in well over a week #too bad i dont have anything physical to do! i could get it Done no problem!#still yawning tho.#my body craves sweet oblivion and who could blame them? i can sleep more later for now theres other things to be done & enjoyed #like more soup! and a tasty beverage! and crushing guilt!#absolutely unprompted

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goldrogerstits · 1 year

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bought shrimp chips for myself as a treat because i rembember eating them as a kid but i never get the right ones they smelled super shrimpy and tasty but nothing else has come close other than the ones my korean housemate brought me

#shramp...#the nearest store that could have them was more than hour away so i thought id treat myself now when im home in the city for summer #the chips were still tasty tho...

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tytonnidaie · 4 months

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trigun so easy to sift through people worth following the litmus test is just "what do they think of knives"

#knives my beautiful darling son #there are really people killing off nai with their whole chest.....#redemption arcs are fine.... i guess #i dont think he has done anything he needs to be redeemed for tho. IN MY OPINION #the atrocities dont matter to me. i get him #once you stop looking at trigun as good brother vs evil brother #and instead 2 characters who took the opposite extremes #neither of which is wholly good or bad #then its soooooooooooooooooo tasty #always on my bullshit that vash's morals dont always make him “good”#in the same way nai's goals dont always make him “bad”#trigun spoilers #the absolute poetry of vash and nai running away and nai having to beg the first humans he can find for help....#why even bother with a redemption arc.#he gave them apples.#one chapter of trigun says so much more beautifully and concisely than i could in 100k #sorry. im thinking about trigun again

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noirandchocolate · 2 months

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Bast found me banana cream moonshine and you see it’s not even that high of a proof but that just means I drink more of it cause it’s delicious and then—!!!

…I get silly.

#bast keeps calling me a little banana baby :<#im not a little banana baby I’m a BIG banana baby!!#kidk says stuff #it really is tasty tho I could just drink it like a milkshake and then die happy #its really not that strong its only 35 proof and I usually drink whisky that’s 80 or higher!!#AND YET!!!#((ooooooh the same brand does make a banana whiskey. hmmm. but I wonder if banana is a good flavor for whiskey.))

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myewt · 2 months

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Ur art is so good imma put it in a little terrarium and keep it thriving forever

That's awesome I think it would make a pretty colorful & prospering colony and maybe one day u could eat it too

#asks #my art kinda #i think it would be tasty #we could both eat together #like the dungeon meshi characters taught me #thanks a lot tho u made me smile

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untraceable-ace · 1 year

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I wanted to but I saw no one else doing it so I was like ‘oh okay’ BUT LIKE??

I KNOW RIGHT?? Like I heard that line and audibly said “oh the tumblr girlies r gonna lose it over this one” and then they DIDNT????

#my posts #asks #wtnv #maybe it’s bc i mostly rely on word of mouth to keep updated on wtnv but i feel like that should’ve been foreshadowed better #like maybe dropping little hints of her just saying absolutely absurdist things every now and then #still such a tasty little bit of info tho #if i didn’t have a raging headache rn i could probably elaborate but alas #allergies

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biteapple · 3 months

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REALLY wish wendy's wasnt the default food i wanted to eat. i ate it daily for like. years. it was so bad. and now when im hungry im like fuuuuuck

#i by all means SHOULD hate it for how much and the time period in my life which i ate it in. but its like. soooo good to me #its like the best to me. ugh.#it was just really easy to grab and tasty when you worked construction and always driving around places #and i lived RIGHT next to one for a period of time too #i sooooo wish one was in the plaza near me. they have a ton of fast food places in this plaza but no wendys #it would be dangerous for me tho lol #the other food i wish i could have is halal guys. THAT was fucking good eats #they have a place called halal bros here and it scratches the itch a little but its not the same #in this period of my life tho it was usually the only meal i ate a day was just the wendys meal tho. and then i would go home and sleep

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arysamisu · 3 months

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i'm so bad at cooking i just end up sobbing on the floor

#the worst part is realizing i wasted ingredients and food #i can cook some things tho i guess :( i just wish i could make more tasty things and expand my options #*drawing circles in the sand* i like helping in the kitchen tho 😔 im a good helper

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margaritalaux-antille · 1 year

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i mean coach has still lasted waaaaay longer than i anticipated but he's definitely gone soon. he's lost all of his authority as of 1x10 and refused to participate in the ritual in 2x2 he's fuuuucked

#kit speaks #yellowjackets #yellowjackets spoilers #the most tasty thing to me is that he looked like he wanted to tho #like just for a second you could see the pull and then he reined himself in

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winemom-culture · 1 year

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We’re having an intimate moment please respect our privacy

#i will say #my non-stick pan obviously doesn’t get the job done like my mom’s cast iron could when it comes to steak #it’s still tasty tho

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