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sansxfuckyou · 1 day

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top 5 etho ships ? bonus points for any explanation

my personal top five in no particular order, and like, ya gotta understand im still new here (hermitcraft/life series) so my opinions are poised to change, but the current standings are:

Bdubs/Etho/Cleo, i'll be honest, i haven't written or read any clethubs, but i saw some art of them that made my brain shortcircuit. they are femdom, himbo, and twink. i just think that Etho should have two people who are stronger than he is on either side of him at all times, bonus points if you let Cleo be the tallest. Bdubs being super clingy, Etho reluctantly tagging along, and Cleo making sure they don't fucking die because yeah they are god damn idiots sometimes, but they're her idiots. and she loves them. and probably gives them noogies and headlocks them.

Cleo/Etho, their marriage in limlife is so much fucking fun, especially when read under an aro4allo lens. Etho whose been happily married for over a decade watching his friends enter relationships and realizing that he loves differently, he doesn't even love remotely close to how they love, love isn't even the right word. hes scared so he leaves, hes not doing it right and his wife must be upset about it, that must be why everythings crumbling. and Cleo, not giving two shits, because that's her husband and by god they're gonna make it work if he can realize that being absent is whats breaking up their marriage, not showing affection and intimacy differently.

Gem/Etho, as a canadian i am legally obligated to ship this, as a lesbian i love it when men have chaotic gremlin girlfriends who put them in their place. see that one episode of hermicraft wherein Gem beats his ass on repeat and he keeps coming back for more. its like, like theres an unspoken solidarity, 'hey we're the same even though we're not' and they stick with each other. predator/prey dynamic if you go with deer Gem and fox Etho, you also get it with sea monster Gem and fox Etho, except he's the prey and she has the biological advantage instead. also, when paired with the transfemme Etho headcanon we get some yuri which im always down for.

Grian/Etho, this one came to via an Ao3 commenter and i have seen two pieces of fanart for it and like, seven fics. but i still think the dynamic of bird and fox would be fun to work with in writing depending on the bird Grian is hybridized with, especially if Grian is the smaller one. also in limlife??? hello?? Etho, swearing loyalty and promising to be someones sword is not heterosexual behaviour. what they had in limlife, even if brief, had me shaking i'll be real. also, for their hermitcraft dynamic, it'd be hot if i threw Scar into the mix, for flavour.

Pearl/Etho/Tango, consensual workplace relationships make me absolutely insane, it could tear apart their business or bring it further together. they have the kind of dynamic that makes my head absolutely fucking empty, one of those 'i just think theyre neat' kind of ships. the culture clash between each of their species and their own personal tastes, Tango's a blaze and they mate for life, Pearl's a siren and they don't do much for romance, Etho's a fox and they come and go- but they make it happen in spite of that. im working on getting them a canonized Ao3 tag right now, they have such a fun dynamic. also, they fucked in that post office when no one was looking.

tbh these are all really closely tied, and i also have a soft spot for tangtho and the team ties poly. they're all really fun ships, i just really enjoy polyships to be real with ya'll. and the life series and hermitcraft are full of so many possible polyships that its just making me foam at the fucking mouth. sorry boat boys enjoyers, the vision has not yet engulfed me, but hey im a multishipper it might be yet to happen.

#asks #the bestie anon #ethoslab #i just love putting this sopping wet pathetic excuse of a man in relationships. it makes me grin.#mcyt #heres hoping this sparks the poly postal vision in someone elses head

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hensel-x · 1 year

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they are planning large-scale embezzlement of corporate money <3

#my art #what do i even tag that--#my chemical romance #mcr #gerard way #mcr 2023 #they are having consensual workplace relationship #crop top gerard #what do we call the other one i've seen someone being mad at people calling them secretary #fix fax fuck you #you got the job

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squarecloud73 · 2 months

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*I worship you Tumblr don’t remove it

…So about that leg pouch

#kiki is so majestic #dom lipstick lesbian energy #and Namari is so cute #like she’s badass and cool and it makes her blushing EVEN CUTER #shes gonna have that consensual workplace relationship with her boss’s daughter #yaaaaah #kikimari #namari #Kiki #dungeon meshi #SquareCloud

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puppyeared · 1 year

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Once upon a time

#I want them to lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship 🥺🥺#ALSO WHAT?. SEASON 4 DROP OUT OF NOWHERE WHAT? AND WE GET SHADOWPEACH BACKSTORY CRUNBS???#can’t get over macaque’s face in That photo. I know what you are #I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS FOR THEM THOUGH UGHHHGFDO #like I have the model sheet for macaque and it shows him with his six ears and it says only to draw the six ears if extreme closeup but i #can’t find a single screen cap in the show with his six ears #I’d like to think wukong would have been one of the first ppl he’d show them to if he always has his glamor on them. PLS IT WOULD BE SO CUTE #like the glamor comes off his scar and someone pointed out his tail switching between black and white and a theory he’s using glamor on his #fur too. but he never ever takes the glamor off his ears which I want to believe is more than just the crew not drawing ‘em #I’m gonna be honest I’m only gonna watch season 4 when dub comes out but. that’s not gonna stop me from peeping the tags since I don’t under #understand the subs anyway.#first shadowpeach art too let’s gooooo. im so normal about them (lying)#my art #myart #Lego monkie kid #lmk #monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #lmk macaque #six eared macaque #sun wukong #shadowpeach #lmk fanart #lmk wukong #lmk monkey king #lmk six eared macaque #lmk season 4 spoilers #lmk season 4 #lmk spoilers

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martyrbat · 19 days

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well yes but actually no but also yeah

#they both lost focus and are having a consensual workplace relationship but also theyre both having an affair with prioritizing gotham #<- other than jim who actually has had several affairs. one of which is with batman sorry sarah. also sorry first wife #posts from the crypt #batgordon

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saltedcoffeee · 2 years

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throughout the anime bones sets up s&s like a safe space for mob so the sheer fucking emotion that befell me at this shot. its home.

#maybe its the palette maybe its just. icant explain how domestic this scene feels #i dont blame serizawa n reigen if this was my office i too would lose focus n have a consensual workplace relationship #mob psycho 100 #mp100 #reigen arataka #serizawa katsuya #shigeo kageyama #serirei #SORRY FOR BEİNG İLL ABT THEM (imnot)

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its-not-sof · 2 years

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3:33am

mark smut + fluff

“That feels nice…”

Mark laughed as he continued to run his fingers through your soft hair.

“Yeah?” He murmured, smiling down at you.

You closed your eyes, allowing yourself to relax in your boyfriend’s arms. It had been a long day and you couldn’t wait for this moment. The feeling of Mark’s nimble fingers caressing your skin, the warmth of his embrace, and the way he always made time for you to unwind.

Gently, his hands shifted from your hair to your back, applying pressure to your tense shoulders. You couldn’t help the small sigh of pleasure that escaped your lips as he kneaded the knots out of your muscles.

“Mark…” you breathed, burying your face in his neck. Your hands grabbed a fistful of his shirt as his hands moved to massage your lower back.

“What do you need, my love?” He whispered, gently applying more pressure at your hips.

Your heart began to race.

“You.”

At your breathless reply, Mark smiled.

“I was hoping you would say that,” he murmured.

You lifted your head from his shoulder and allowed him to pull you into a soft and lust-filled kiss. He worked you into a hazy state of bliss, gently sucking and nipping at your bottom lip while his hands caressed your sides.

He pulled away only for a moment to slip your thin t-shirt over your head, leaving your bare breasts on display. Your nipples were perked with arousal already.

“You’re so beautiful,” Mark whispered reverently, drinking in the sight of you. “I can’t believe you’re mine…”

Your cheeks flushed a bright shade of pink at his disarmingly honest confession.

“Just kiss me, please,” you muttered with an embarrassed smile.

Mark’s eyes sparkled with amusement when you couldn’t meet his gaze.

“You’re so cute, Y/N,” he murmured, tucking a loose strand of your hair behind your ear. He leaned in closer to catch your lips in a gentle kiss.

His warm hands softly cupped your breasts. His talented fingers flicked across your sensitive nipples, causing you to arch your back into his touch. He slowly trailed his lips down to your neck, sucking at the juncture of your bare shoulder before trailing back up behind your ears.

You let out a soft moan when he licked the shell of your ear, nipping at your soft skin.

“M-Mark, please…” you mumbled, slowly becoming undone by his ministrations. Mark softly shushed your pleas.

“You know I always take my time with you, Y/N,” he whispered, grinding against your hips for emphasis.

You bit your bottom lip and stifled a gasp at the sweet friction against your core. You were far too eager to get to the good part, but you knew Mark wouldn’t let you get off that easily.

His lips continued their assault down your neck, sucking hard enough to surely bruise. Your breath quickened as his hands slowly massaged down your sides to the edge of your panties.

He toyed with the lace trim before his nimble fingers made contact ever-so-gently with your folds. You moaned as he circled your clit, giving just enough pressure to tease.

You dug your fingers into his shoulders as he toyed with you, making you shift your hips against him.

“Mark, please—“ you hissed, grinding against his thigh.

Mark hummed against your neck.

“Lie down for me, Y/N,”

You quickly switched positions, letting your back hit the mattress as Mark lingered on top of you. His fingers hooked into your panties and slowly slid them off.

“Spread your pretty legs for me, please?” He murmured, dragging his fingers along the outside of your thighs.

You obediently complied, allowing him to take in the sight of you, fully naked, ready and waiting for him.

“God, you’re fucking gorgeous,” he murmured, licking his fingers before teasing your core again. Your breath hitched when he made contact.

“Lay back for me, okay?” He whispered, coaxing you back onto the soft pillows.

You lay back, letting out a deep sigh.

You were about to close your eyes when you felt a hot puff of air across your core.

“M-Mark!” You gasped as his tongue licked across your wet folds.

His hands reached up to your thighs, holding you firmly in place as he continued to pleasure you with his mouth.

You threw your head back against the pillows when his plush lips closed around your swollen clit, sucking hard before soothing it with the tip of his tongue.

“Mark, I— ah!“

You began to forget your words as he swirled his wet muscle around your most sensitive peak, alternating between sucking and flicking the soft bud.

His fingers massaged your inner thighs before he put them to good use, entering you slowly before curling and thrusting along with his oral stimulation.

You moaned, unrestrained, as he continued to pleasure you.

He knew he held all the cards, having you in such a state. He began to edge you slowly, pulling back to massage your thighs and tease your entrance before diving back in again. You were reduced to breathless moans and whimpers when you slowly felt the pent up frustration start to become too much for you.

“Mark, please, I’m gonna—“

You cried out as he finally tipped you over the edge. He continued to tease you through your high, feeling you shudder around his fingers and tongue.

Your breathing was labored as you began to slip back to reality.

“That was so…” you breathed, unable to finish your sentence. Mark laughed softly.

“I know,” he whispered, pressing a gentle kiss to your forehead. A smile stretched across his handsome features as he caressed your flushed cheek.

“My beautiful girl…” he murmured. “I’ll always be here to take care of you,”

You closed your eyes, a soft, satisfied smile still playing on your lips.

“I know,” you said, opening your eyes again to look deeply into his.

“Now let me take care of you, please?”

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bitchthefuck1 · 2 years

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"I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship."

#literally begging these two to lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship #has someone made this joke yet #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #royai #riza hawkeye #roy mustang #ned fulmer #try guys #image description in alt

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castielsprostate · 6 months

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who cares if that's his boss let them fuck!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and let them!!!!!! be!!!!!!!! in!!!!!!!!! love!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sjonnie.text #i just dont understand how we're having this conversation in 2023!#also let's not forget nandor fired him like??? that's not his boss anymore! that's his love interest!#why is it fine for the straighties to have it but when it's a gay romantic consensual workplace relationship it's pRoBlEmAtiC #girlie we went through this WITH 5 DIFFERENT SHOWS! have we forgotten merlin??? have we forgotten sherlock????? have we #forgotten the queen of them all SPN?????????????????????????#let us have our middle aged weird vampire x vampire hunter queer men that kill for the lolz and are toxic!!!!!!!!!#there's 700 straight popular pieces of media out there that's 100x more toxic than nandermo. dont even get me started on the webtoons #taiki would want these men to be gay!!!!!!!!#nandermo #wwdits #okay im fine #that's his boss #what we do in the shadows

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cherrywinter · 9 months

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"you wanted to see me, agent carter?"

for @steggyfanevents' steggy week 2023 day five: missing scenes and favourite moments seven: free day

#steggyweek23 #stevepeggy #steggy #steve rogers #peggy carter #something something consensual workplace relationship #ok i lied i do have something to share after all #once i learn how to paint like leyendecker its OVER for you all

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lieu-rey · 2 years

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lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#beyond evil #try guys #hxjejxjsndjsnsn #yes i have been keeping up with the drama bc i love drama<3 #i havent watched them in years...what a way to find out what theyve been up to kfjxjdnx #me talking.png #i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

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pilotsandgays · 1 year

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just found these pics of ice looking at mav and i am NEVER recovering

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burst-of-iridescent · 10 months

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you can tell me taylor didn’t write this song for them, but i simply won’t believe you <3

#zutara #zutara edit #speak now tv #this song just screams fire lord zuko/ambassador katara losing focus and having a consensual workplace relationship

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itsrainingbaguettes · 2 years

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they lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship

#sk8 #sk8 the infinity #matchablossom #joecherry #sk8 joe #joe #sk8 cherry #cherry blossom #nanjo kojiro #sakurayashiki kaoru #try guys #ned fulmer #i lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship #sometimes you have to be the change you want to see in the world

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bbugsy · 2 years

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this is Albert and his girlfriend Jill and his boyfriend Chris, they all hate Umbrella !

#resident evil #what ? oh dw this is canon :)#they’re in a consensual workplace relationship 😍#albert wesker #chris redfield #jill valentine #weskertine #chrisker #what the fuck is jill and chris’ ship name #redvalentine ?#valenfield ??#update: I have been informed that chris and jill’s ship name is chill #thank u scott 🥰#my art

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backhurtyy · 9 months

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Spiderdads is really funny if you treat how they view it as too completely different genres.

Miguel is in a grim dark sci-fi novel with a really persistent side character. He's got brooding. He's got trauma. He's got angst. He's... now holding his co-worker's baby as the aforementioned coworker is showing him photos of Mayday petting a massive dog and comparing it to him.

Meanwhile, Peter's wondering why the first arc in his office rom-com is taking so long. He's going to put Peter out of burger money if he continues being so dense. The entire office has given Peter their opinion on the duo's tension (partially because Peters are inherently chatty about drama so long as its not their drama)

Jess is suffering.

i have absolutely nothing to add. this is perfect. you get it.

#i've been hoarding this in my inbox because i didn't want to let it go #but i need other people to see it #because you're RIGHT #spiderdads is just like. inherently funny i think #goofy loser married dad and grumpy brooding single father have a consensual workplace relationship #spiderdads #answered #anonymous asks

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