*sighs dreamily* kunikidazai......,,,
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goes outside holding hands with my girlfriend and cishet people give me the homophobia stare so i look at them and say "actually im a straight trans guy so i don't experience oppression for being straight" and they go "oh my bad. i, a homophobic person, am definitely not transphobic and view you as male now. carry on"
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Plsss write smth with lesbian werewolf or cryptid or eldritch horror 🙇♀️🙇♀️🙇♀️ I love your writing sm 🤗🤗🤗
Lesbian werewolf who agrees to do housework around your home in exchange for sex and sexual favors. She seems to know a little of everything and no job is too big or too small for her, as long as you're willing to pay of course.
Sure you could pay a plumber to come over and stop your toilet from running, or you could have a couple drinks with her, and she'll get around to fixing your shit eventually, but first you gotta bounce on her thick callous fingers like a good pup, get yourself nice and wet but don't cum- be a good girl for her and she'll get you everything you need.
You could also probably hang a shelf by yourself, there are a million tutorials on YouTube on how to do it, or you could just put a stud finder on her chest and go "found one!" and she'll pound into you for a good three hours straight before she puts up your shelf in under five minutes and goes right back to being in between your legs.
You don't own power tools, why would you? All you have to do is gag on her strap for a little while and she'll let you borrow whatever you need- or if you're a good little slut for her, and finger her while sucking her strap she'll do whatever the fuck it is you need done anyways. Doesn't want her little puppy breaking a nail putting together furniture or whatever.
She's pretty good with just basic around-the-house stuff but she's not as good with cars so if you want her to work on yours it's gonna cost you. Costs exactly one butch werewolf girl sitting on your face until she cums so hard her thighs shake.
Sometimes she comes over, not to fix anything just to drink your beer sit on your couch, and relax after work. She loves it when you rub her shoulders or massage her feet after a long day. You'll whisper that she works too hard, that she deserves to relax and be treated like a princess.
She lays back on the couch and lets you get on top of her she doesn't have to do anything but feel good. Sex is a lot softer and slower when you top, less rushed and animalistic, and more indulgent and doting. no favors, no work to be done. just you and your werewolf princess.
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"You don’t know how hard it is being a woman looking the way I do!"
FORGOT TO POST THIS IM SORRY TUMBLR I GET TIRED EASILY TO POST EVERYWHERE
REDRAW OF AND OLD THING i did like over a year idk
SHES NORMAL NOW GUYS!!1!1!1! 😁😁😁😁
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tiny cookie obsessed with giant girlfriend who's 4 times his size
When your evil plan backfires because you didn't predict some guy could genuinely be so full of uncoditional love
meme ref for the title (and what gave me an idea for this drawing lol)
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Someone on twitter reminded me that even though Fit thinks they’re dating, to Pac, a brazilian, no they’re not. They’re "ficando" (hooking up), "saindo" (going out) at best, but not "namorando" (dating). Basically, they’re in a formal and committed situationship, but not even that if they didn’t talk about being exclusive. To us, going on one or even multiple dates doesn't mean anything. For them to officially be boyfriends, one of them needs to propose a relationship (pedido de namoro) with a promise ring (anel de namoro). This is why Cellbit wears a ring even though him and Lorena are not married or engaged.
So feel free to use this miscommunication in all your angsty fics :)
Edit: omg pac is living a "didn’t know they were dating" trope. How are they literally a romcom
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not to get emotional about two actor men but like. supernatural brings people together like on set and off!!! how many people have met their current partners through supernatural somehow. how many people have made deep and real friendships lasting years! so many people owe so much to this silly little monster show
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