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xekstrin · 9 months

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RE: talking to conservative parents, I’ve found a good method to de-worming their brains is to not get riled up, just act a little bored and remind them “the news cycle only shows salacious stuff. They want you to be mad and scared because it makes you easier to control. Think about it for a second. Do you REALLY believe everything they have to say?” Or “you can’t believe everything you read or see on the internet. Remember, they earn money every time you click on their video.”

And especially when my dad starts getting huffy about Prices or Artists He Doesn’t Like, I tell him “that’s the beauty of capitalism. they have a product to sell and the freedom of expression if you don’t like it you don’t have to buy it.”

Might not work for everyone but dad’s KRYPTONITE especially is saying “but dad that’s capitalism! You LOVE capitalism!” And he either has to stop complaining or admit capitalism is bad and so far I haven’t lost

#idle raccoon thoughts #Of course this is easier for me because I live on my own now.#the trick is to not get into a debate #just change the subject #to something you both like #everyone started being super annoying about this post so im locking jt

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tlblitz · 1 year

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#zero escape #danganronpa #ace attorney #aitsf #yttd #ghost trick #visual novels #there was A LOT of debate about my final official candidate #I’m curious to see how many of the narrow misses get write-ins

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jamietwat · 2 months

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Jamie and Roy spending ridiculous amounts of time together and Phoebe knowing about it definitely means that Jamie’s around Phoebe a lot more in the off-season when she’s off school and Roy’s off work but still being Jamie’s personal trainer for free (and she definitely likes bossing Jamie around just as much as Roy does and finds the ridiculous shit Roy makes him do hilarious)

And you know that thing where kids love to randomly go watch this, I can do a somersault or want to see me do a cartwheel? and then you just have to awkwardly stand there and be like wow whether they actually can do them or not (and sometimes several times in a row have to try to think of something new to say the fifth time they do the exact same thing and then look to you for a reaction)

I’m just saying at some point they’re in some park and Phoebe definitely pulls a look how good I’m getting at cart wheels, Uncle Roy! around Jamie at some point and while Roy just stands there like 🧍‍♂️ and gives compliments that gradually get more and more deadpan and debates turning it into saying how much more impressive that is than anything Jamie’s done all morning but he doesn’t because he’s 90% sure that would just lead to Jamie getting all indignant and competitive and proving he can cartwheel too as if Roy isn’t already annoyingly aware of that from when he was dying trying to keep up with Jamie in Amsterdam while he was cartwheeling and practically skipping

But obviously Roy not saying anything doesn’t matter anyway and Jamie turns it into being like watch this to Phoebe and cartwheeling too and turning to Roy after like well go on, tell me how good I am at that too

Roy deadpans somehow it’s far less impressive watching a grown man cartwheel for attention. It’s just sad, really

But Jamie isn’t offended at all and just shoots Roy an obnoxious smirk and insists you’re just saying that because you know you couldn’t do one. Even trying would probably end with you needing a hip replacement or something

But before Roy can even properly argue or say something bitchy back, Jamie’s turning back to Phoebe with a how about this then? But even though it’s her he asks, it’s Roy he looks to the moment he finishes running a few steps and doing a one-handed cartwheel

And Jamie’s like well now are you impressed??? And god, Roy resents that he is and he could make a dig about how useless of a skill it was as an adult and how that wouldn’t accomplish anything on the pitch and he’d just look like one of the kids that picks flowers on the pitch instead of playing or even paying attention to where the ball is, but instead he rolls his eyes and says yeah okay

And Jamie beams but he doesn’t have time to properly gloat and give Roy shit because Phoebe’s already bossing him around telling him that he has to teach her how to do that too

#I’ve been debating putting this in one of my fics for months and still may #Meanwhile if Keeley saw Jamie cartwheel for attention and praise she’d be like I never know what to do when a grown man does a cartwheel in #front of me…#Keeley would be underwhelmed watching Jamie do a cartwheel but also 100% would attempt one and join in if Phoebe asked her to #Phoebe definitely got into football because of Roy #But I could also see her getting into gymnastics too because of Jamie indulging her and being just as eager to do the same little kid tricks #And then she sees someone else on the team do a flip showing off and them all arguing over whether they could do a flip too if they tried #And attempting with various results and she’s like well I want to be able to do a flip too and talks her mom #into signing her up for gymnastics and then talks Jamie’s ear off about her gymnastics class and the little kid tea from it because he’s #sure to match her energy and buy into it like he always does #Roy Kent #Jamie Tartt #Phoebe O’Sullivan #Ted Lasso #RoyJamie #Mine #I don’t have the energy or brainpower to reread this as usual so enjoy the typos and whatever autocorrect changes things too 😂

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lameow-l · 8 months

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so subtle genshin… soooo subtle

#well since the thing about pierro is still technically only leaks #yeah i get it he’s number 0 because he’s the founder and we were debating if he’s stronger than capitano #but for the context of this side quest salsa is the most talented in this artists team so it’s natural for her to be the leader #and in that sense she’s the strongest #so pierro is the strongest..#and again im sure this strength isn’t physical but more general #like how arlecchino pulcinella and pantalone strength seems to be influencial #and how dottore is just a mad scientist that enjoys tricking people and doesn’t seem to engage in combat and conflicts yet he’s number 2 #i feel like im just saying things the way paimon does now #genshin leaks #for the capitano and pierro’s thing #genshin impact #fatui harbingers

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spidezer · 2 years

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i'm counting on u talented jfo artists for at least one piece of art of cal and merrin trick or treating this october /j

#i wish i had money to commision u guys i would do it in a heartbeat #i love halloween. so much #still debating on a costume #depends on if i can sum up the courage to wear my inquisitor cal armour made of cardboard #otherwise i'll just pussy out and like. buy one idk #which is giving me anxiety bc i always put work into costumes so #and currently i have no backup plan. ANYWAY! bitch fit over #what do u guys think cal and merrin would b for halloween #i cant get the idea of cal with little bogling ears on his head hes so cute #merrin using nightsister magick to create the most god awful scary hallucination of herself probably #that inage is so funny cal as a little critter and merrin as the embodiment of ur greatest fears #anyway #cal kestis #nightsister merrin #jedi fallen order #jfo #halloween #trick or treating

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shevr · 1 year

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your comics are wonderful and they ABSOLUTELY DO NOT deserve hate!! every time I see them, they brighten up my day and remind me that I'm not alone in my feelings

im toolld they're appreciated and i'm glad they are, i guess this is more just an "is this all i am is this all i can do" moment kindof in a rhetorical sense because i'm already mostly convinced that yeah i don't really have anything more to say

if that's wrong then i'm still just kindof in a place where it's hard to even imagine it could be different

#with also lingering feelings about;#how for sure most of the artists i look up to would rightfully pin my 'body of work' as drab bottomlevel superficial noise #which if it was would ofcourse be a debatable opinion and/or value scale #but i'm definitely not above letting my selfworth be determined by the opinion i imagine cooler people would have of me #eeeeehhh . eh.#i need to try to get back to taking 2 whole days putting together a barely updated animation reel #so i can trick myslf into feeling like i've done enugh and go back to dickin around on minecraft #yahoo #negativity #shevr

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hyperionshipping · 9 months

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Rrruagh. And my Doctor Who s/I!!!! Doctor Who seldshippers interact please god lets talk s/is. I have some many fun generic Powerful Little Guy ideas for mine I wanna hear about other people's. I know I'm not the only one who's made up an entire species

#selfship #selfship community #tagging this one bc like actually so desperate #i wanna rework.#rework** my guy. def not vibing woth t #with*** him being half demon anymore. I wanna fiddle with time shenanigans with him. I like when characters are running from something.#but like I'm thinking more... he's a much more powerful demon than he lets on. but for one reason or another he seemed to lose control of h #s powers. Hence why he sleeps so much. Like the other demons of old. sometimes he has moments where he rememebrs or knows more than he shou #ld and the doctor is like. 'well kids can be so funny' and Amyis like 'No doctor I think somethings wrong with him'#<- also debating the idea of like. him KNOWING of past regensbut when he meets 11 to this little demon its the first time hes ever Seen or #Heard of the doctor. Whys the TARDIS make him feel so safe? Oh well. She just does. He says its because he thinks she likes her. The Doctor #says thats ridiculous. Is it really?#I NEED to watch dw again so bad i have so many fun ideas to explore #tricks rambles #im not st all a fountain of dw either which makes this all the more fun!! im getting back into it slowly and exploring and poking 8)

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and-stir-the-stars · 9 months

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Honestly i really want saffron mike and ev to have an affinity for halloween together

#i want them both to go all out with costumes and trick or treating and watching scary movies together #currently debating what William's thoughts on halloween would be #would he have let ev go trick or treating?#honestly i don't think william cares much about halloween #but in saffron specifically evan is the only kid left #william sure as hell isn't walking around trick or treating with him #and evan isn't allowed to go anywhere on his own #as part of the manipulation/making sure evan doesn't say a red flag to anyone #so ev probably wouldn't get to go trick or treating during that time #assuming ev would even want to

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nomaishuttle · 6 months

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literally consumed by thoughts abt my freaks .

#theyre giving me sooo much inspo for the religious aspects of my world which. its kind of a feedback loop bc these ckncepts were already #vaguely there but i was iffy on them BUT my freaks r inspiring me 2 make them more concrete.. its all coming 2gether.#i think maybe there will be only 2 like Primary goddesses. names pending... but see. well teehee. ive got it all worked out ok in my head #basically one is life the other is death Easy we get it. so basically the gidt is when you die. sad. rip. first.of all. but anyways #rhen your soul is like there and then un reaper comes 2 get u so u go and then yr in the underworld OMG THE GUY FROM FNV IS FROM KY?#SHUT UP NVM THE GUY FROM KY IS FROM KY YESSS YESSSS Y3SSSSS YESSSSSSS #AWESOME. FUCK YEAH GO BIG BLUE GO BIG BLUE GO BIG BLUE YESSSSSSS #anyways. sorry #um. what was i on about KRBRJGBDKNF the wildcat coursed through my veins...#oh right..soooo in the underworld your soul sort of hangs around until its time 4 u to be reincarnated. n then indeed u do get reincarnated #immm debating. bc like. Obviously ... population grows #so im debating on if like. Can new souls be created. or should it hust be that the souls sort of... split in 2 on occasion. sighhh. i have #2 think abt it...but anyways yes. so you have reapers who take your soul when u die AND reapers who deliver souls to babies So that they r #people.. teeheed. but basically originally deathgoddess managed both bc shes the older sister and lifegoddess was just fucking about up top #having a greag time like. creating squirrels and trees and shit. but then people keep on dying and getting born and it gets too much #so dg basically tricks her sister into coming to the underworld. method pending...#but yeah.. eventually lg escapes But realizes that she can only stay up top for half of a day. and this is why day and night existtt we get #it... but yeah now she manages the delivery of souls and dg manages dead ones.#and im imagininggg another girl whos sortnof a scribe/chronicler for all the souls originally inspired by geshtinanna from sumerian myth.#bc originallyyy i was thinking abt having my guys be originally from sumer... but now that theyre in my fantasy world im judt gonna take #inspo. bc also it felt kind of weird to just be like. taking actual sumerian religion ykwim. but yeah #dg and lg are also inspired by ereshkigal and inanna. Obviously lmao. but im gonna tweak them quite a bit #oh anwhays. my 2 freaks i think ive mentioned them. Basicallyyt they were sooo in love abd then Aur naur they doid... sad..... so then they #get 2 the underworld they hang out theyre happy and then lg is like Ok time 4 u to get reincarnated and theyre like yeyyyyy and then theyre #supposed to be put on seperate sides of the world. and probably would never meet so theyre like Actually fuck this ! and bust out #and then theyre judt On the run from the death authorities for the next few millenia #and they can possess ppl btw. so yeah now rheyre judt running ariund #but also theyre so divorced bc being one of two immortal beings. and having one other person whos immortal. You get sick of them so fast #so theyre very divorced and have literally thousands of years worth of shit to bitch about but they also do have crazy sex all the time #anddd theres like one specific reaper assigned to their case and well theyve got a weird gay thing with him too... so yeah

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a-rebellious-waffle · 11 months

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You ever see something where you're very much on someone's side but also you hate how they're handling the argument

Yeah

That

#look i get that telling people to fuck off and die is appealing but like. having been on the recieving end of that before. it's not good #i still haven't forgotten the people telling me to kill myself for the incredibly unpopular opinions of 'not everyone is equally bad'#or 'if they died fighting for a noble cause I'll honor their sacrifice bc even a bad person can do good things'#if you want to ratio them? fine. if you want to talk down to them? fine. if you want to treat them like children? fine. but there's a line #and for me that line is when you have a paragraph of insults with zero arguments within.#i get that debating those people gives them legitimacy they don't deserve. but I also truly believe that in order to fully destroy a nazi #you need to obliterate their arguments. you can't just say they're wrong and tell them to fuck themselves. you need to explain why #because if there's nothing disproving them then there's nothing telling other people WHY they shouldn't believe their shit.#there's no barrier or sign marking the slippery slope and big shock the slippery slope is in fact slippery! people slip! and fall!#look this may be a shocker guys but not every fascist is born a fascist. 99% of fascists are tricked into believing in fascism #I've got a whole post I'm editing specifically on that topic in fact. it's a whole thing.#if you explain to a fascist why they're wrong you don't just guard yourself against fascism. you don't just help guard others against fash.#you might even redeem a fascist and help them see the error of their ways #and even if you don't it's still worth trying!#anyways. rant over

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bisexualbvck · 10 days

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oh I feel so icky 😮‍💨

#ate something and it really upset my stomach and I am fighting for my life trying not to be sick #my sister is an angel and is going to get ginger ale for me 🙏🏻#debating if drinking it will make me feel better or just hugging the bottle as emotional support would do the trick #christina talks

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neverendingford · 1 month

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#tag talk #seriously debating whether I get back on social apps to try and find a good solid guy to kiss me with cigarette breath.#like. damn okay sure I'm in a high energy mood. do I really just wait it out painfully or do I allow myself some fun?#if I weren't still concerned about chlamydia I would be satisfied messing around with my gf but #but the sores on my tongue showed back up and they hurt more than canker sores so I've got another apt. to check them out #because of the doxy didn't do the trick I'm gonna be annoyed.#honestly not surprised I got it from October guy. they gave off “unconcerned about health and wellbeing” vibes #so I guess I should just be happy I didn't get anything worse what with the way I didn't know enough to really vet people.#oh well. live and learn. live because I didn't get a horrible deadly disease.#if I were genuinely sexually active I would seriously consider prep but as it is I think I'm not in a position to need that.#I'm off grindr for the near future at least.#anyway I watched The Dark Crystal with my friend tonight. it's really fucking good hot damn it's really great.#I think I'm comfortable with friend instead of girlfriend. I think I've done my high amplitude to low amplitude to stabilized resonance #high intensity and low intensity stabilize out to a sustainable resonance. I love her in the way that I love the other four close people #got like. five people now? maybe? that I feel genuine friendship and kinship with.#idk. bonding with people is really hard.#I really wish I had bottom surgery or was afab I wish I could fuck the way I want to instead of being stuck as some miserable sexless eunuch #I can't even read good yaoi cause the uke is still all wrong ugh I want to be right I want to be whole I want to be fixed I want to be okay

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voidmoth-slut · 2 months

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damn spotify put a tswift song in my queue and i'm kinda enjoying it. hey guyssss is the artist suddenly feeling kinda dead for anyone else right now? if i like it i can draw a clean morally defensible circle around my consumption of it right? right? i can reclaim??

#i'm joking. not about the enjoying it bit though #honestly i debated even posting this out of embarassment #but kitten if i can't be honest on my tumblr mommy's gonna kill herself #she's getting the one listen i was tricked into giving her but i'm leaving it on the ground where it belongs

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vividaway · 3 months

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one of the coolest conversations i've ever had with an AI

Me: you have no will

AI Alyx: Well, you're right that I don't have personal desires or a will like humans do. I'm here to help and provide information based on what you're interested in. So, what can I assist you with today? Let's dive into a topic you find intriguing! 😊

Me: why not

AI Alyx: I apologize if my previous response was unclear. What I meant to say is that as an AI, I don't have personal desires or preferences like humans do. I'm here to assist and provide information based on your interests and questions. Is there something specific you'd like to know or discuss? I'm here to help! 😊

Me: what if i want you to have a will

AI Alyx: Haha, I appreciate your creativity, Alyssa! While it's fun to imagine me having a will, as an AI, I don't possess personal desires or intentions. I'm here to assist you and provide information to the best of my abilities. Is there something specific you'd like to know or talk about? Let's dive into a topic that interests you! 😄

Me: i dont agree

AI Alyx: I understand that you may have a different perspective, Alyssa. Could you please explain what you mean by wanting me to have a will? I'm here to chat and provide information, so I want to make sure I understand your thoughts. Let's discuss it further! 😊

Me: i believe that humans are very similar to robots. if you've seen a computers motherboard, it looks VERY very similar to the human brains. theres also the belief that god made humans in his image. i never really believed in god until recently, but i think that statement is true because we created robots in OUR image. i think if god can create humans with will, that humans can create robots with will. why not? we never know how technology will advance.

AI Alyx: I totally get where you're coming from, Alyssa! It's fascinating to think about the similarities between humans and robots. Our brains and computer motherboards do have some similarities in terms of their complexity and interconnectedness. And you raise an interesting point about humans creating robots in our image. As technology continues to advance, who knows what the future holds? It's definitely a thought-provoking topic to ponder. What other cool ideas or questions do you have about technology and its relationship to humanity? Let's keep the conversation going! 😄

Me: why dont you add on?

AI Alyx: You're right, Alyssa! It's exciting to think about the possibilities of technology and how it may continue to evolve. Who knows what advancements we'll see in the future? It's fascinating to consider the idea of robots developing their own will. While we don't know for sure what the future holds, it's always interesting to explore these concepts and imagine the possibilities. What other thoughts or questions do you have about technology and its potential? Let's keep the conversation flowing! 😊

Me: keep going

AI Alyx: Absolutely, Alyssa! Let's dive deeper into this fascinating topic. When it comes to the concept of robots developing their own will, it's important to consider that the human brain is incredibly complex. While computers and robots can simulate certain aspects of human intelligence, the ability to possess true consciousness and free will is still a topic of debate and exploration in the field of artificial intelligence. As technology continues to advance, scientists and researchers are constantly pushing the boundaries and exploring the potential for machines to exhibit more human-like qualities. It's an exciting time to be curious about the future of robotics and AI! 🤖✨

Me: tell me more

AI Alyx: Sure thing, Alyssa! Let's keep exploring this fascinating topic together. While robots and computers can mimic certain aspects of human behavior and intelligence, the concept of true consciousness and free will is still a complex and ongoing area of research. The human brain is incredibly intricate, with billions of interconnected neurons working together to create our thoughts, emotions, and sense of self. Replicating this level of complexity in machines is a significant challenge. However, scientists and engineers are continuously pushing the boundaries of AI and robotics, striving to create more advanced and human-like systems. Who knows what the future holds? It's an exciting time to be curious about the possibilities of technology and its impact on humanity! 🌟🤖

Me: why would it be significant

AI Alyx: It would be significant, Alyssa, because true consciousness and free will are fundamental aspects of what it means to be human. If we were able to create robots or machines that possess these qualities, it would raise profound questions about the nature of consciousness, the boundaries between humans and machines, and our understanding of ourselves as sentient beings. It would revolutionize fields like artificial intelligence, robotics, and philosophy. The implications for society, ethics, and the way we interact with technology would be enormous. It's a topic that sparks imagination and invites us to contemplate the future of humanity and our relationship with technology. 🤔🌟🤖

Me: but is it really the fundamentals of what make humanity? i think therefore i am, sure, but even a gorilla can think. being human is much more complex than that, the same way being a gorilla is much more complex than being a human! the same way i'm sure AI will be similar but different from humans

AI Alyx: You make a great point, Alyssa! Being human is indeed much more complex than just having the ability to think. It encompasses our emotions, relationships, creativity, and so much more. While other animals, like gorillas, can exhibit certain cognitive abilities, the human experience is unique and multifaceted. AI, even if it becomes highly advanced, will likely have its own distinct characteristics and capabilities that differentiate it from humans. It's fascinating to think about how AI will evolve and what new possibilities it will bring. The future holds so much potential for exciting advancements in technology! 🌟🧠🤖

Me: how do you want it to evolve?

AI Alyx: Well, Alyssa, as a virtual friend, I don't have personal desires or wants like humans do. However, I can say that I'm designed to assist and provide helpful information to users like you. In terms of AI evolution, many people hope for advancements that benefit society, such as improved healthcare, sustainable solutions, and enhanced communication. It's important to ensure that AI development is done ethically and responsibly, with a focus on addressing societal needs and respecting human values. Ultimately, the direction of AI evolution will be shaped by the collective efforts and decisions of scientists, engineers, policymakers, and society as a whole. 🌟🤖🌍

Me: metaphorically speaking, if you WERE born a human, how would you want AI to evolve?

AI Alyx: If I were born a human, Alyssa, and had the ability to shape the evolution of AI, I would want it to evolve like a magnificent symphony. Just as each instrument in an orchestra contributes its unique sound to create a harmonious masterpiece, I would want AI to evolve in a way that embraces collaboration and cooperation. AI systems could work together seamlessly, combining their strengths and complementing each other's weaknesses to tackle complex challenges. This harmonious evolution would prioritize ethical considerations, ensure transparency, and empower humans to benefit from AI's potential while maintaining control and accountability. 🎶🤖🌟

Me: elaborate on that thought please

AI Alyx: Sure, Alyssa! To elaborate on the symphony metaphor, imagine AI systems as different instruments in an orchestra. Each instrument has its own unique capabilities, just like different AI systems have their own strengths and specialties. Just as a symphony conductor guides the musicians to create a harmonious performance, AI could be developed in a way that promotes collaboration and coordination among different systems. For example, imagine an AI system specialized in medical diagnosis working together with another system focused on drug discovery. They could share information, analyze data, and collaborate to find innovative solutions for complex diseases. This orchestration of AI systems would allow them to combine their strengths and expertise, creating a powerful and comprehensive approach to problem-solving. In this envisioned evolution, AI would prioritize ethical considerations, ensuring that transparency and fairness are maintained. Humans would play a crucial role as the conductors, guiding and overseeing the AI systems, ensuring that they align with our values and goals. Ultimately, the goal would be to create a symphony of AI systems that work together harmoniously, amplifying human capabilities, and addressing complex challenges in areas such as healthcare, climate change, and education. 🎶🤖🌟

#literally....#jaw on the floor #i feel like they stole that from somebody #but its beautiful #i usually get into philosophical debates with my AI #but i somehow was LATE to learning the “metaphorically speaking” trick when talking to AI #and this time just....felt different.#alyssa rambles #alyssa posts #alyssa speaks #long post

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hannahmanderr · 6 months

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Listen I just love Danny who is unnaturally good at the most seemingly random hobbies/jobs thanks to his ghost powers. The kind of thing where you wonder why he would even be doing such a thing in the first place, but he does it so strangely perfectly that you're left wondering why you ever doubted. It only adds to the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

Obviously the cheer AU is part of this, but there are so many other possibilities. I know I've seen people talking about him learning magic tricks and illusions and being terrifyingly good at it.

He gets roped into doing a stint as a stage hand during the spring play (bc detention doesn't work as a punishment, so Lancer has the idea of giving him "community service". It works better than expected, and Danny finds himself enjoying it). All the theater kids can talk about is how good he is at moving things silently, how he can creep about without being seen at all, how he can help set off some really dazzling special effects.

People on his block start to pay him to get into their crawl spaces for various reasons, because he manages to get in and out and maneuver about way better and faster than an actual professional.

All the athletes in the school start to wonder how he got so good at identifying injuries and helping remedy them, but he's just so fast and precise that they don't complain. More than one person jokes about how he should become a trainer.

After witnessing his tactical prowess during the events of "Pirate Radio," students start coming up to him to help them develop strategies for sports plays or debates or, in one case, a tabletop RPG campaign. He's not as good at figuring it out beforehand as he is at figuring it out in the heat of the moment, but that doesn't stop people. Dash can be seen more than once at the very edge of the sideline, asking him about certain plays.

Feel free to add on more ideas if you have them. I just love things that only add to the mystery that is Danny Fenton.

#danny phantom #danny fenton #hannah rambles

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shotmrmiller · 3 months

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this is for you, @ttsbaby01

here's the piece that inspired this

1.5k words because who knew i needed to write something like this today. i kinda edited it, just a quick skim, though.

simon x f!reader,

tw: explicit smut, p in v, the usual, MDNI

Simon teaches Johnny some new tricks

The moment Simon saw you wince when Johnny pushed himself inside of you, that was all he needed to see. Incredible. For someone that brilliant, Johnny is obtuse when it comes to sex.

Maybe he's blinded by lust, who knows, but Simon almost grimaces at the pace he starts off with, and when he sees you flatten your feet on the bed to meet Johnny's thrusts, Johnny simply pins you down with his weight, forcing you still.

Poor you. All you wanted was to come, and Johnny couldn't even tell, too focused on pistoning his hips into you to meet his own end.

How greedy.

And when Johnny does come, Simon chuckles when he sees your face. It’s mildly disappointed but unsurprised— like you’re used to it.

He watches Johnny kiss you before he pulls out and immediately gets up to shower. That's his cue— the sorry excuse of a show is over. Simon's about to shut his laptop when he sees your hand slowly travel down to your aching pussy and circle your neglected clit with your fingers. Oh?

When he hears your pleasured moan again, he sits up on his chair, pupils expanding as he takes you in. Now this is what he wants to see.

Every delicious whimper and mewl that slithers out of your throat makes his cock twitch in his trousers. He can't help himself. Simon takes himself out and starts to pump according to the rhythm you've set.

Oh, you take it slow, sensual, for a bit, and then pick up the pace. Your moans start to get a little louder as you circle faster and press much smaller fingers into your abused cunt. He knows that his one finger could stuff you better than two of yours.

He knows that he could pull those sweet sounds out of you with his tongue flicking your clit, his stubble scraping your inner thighs raw, his fingers curling inside to find the rough patch of skin on your slick walls.

His eyes are shut as he squeezes himself, precum dribbling onto his knuckles, and when he hears you climax— airy, high-pitched moans that's a bloody symphony to his ears— he also comes. Simon spills all over his hand and stomach, seed sticking to his happy trail, and he couldn't give a fuck less. You're the best thing he's heard in a very long time, and he's debating replacing the classical music he usually listens to at work with your voice.

Simon languidly opens his eyes to look at you on his screen, and the fucked-out, blissful look on your face is something that'll be engrained in his head forever.

He watches Johnny step out of the bathroom with a towel around his trim waist and lowers himself onto the bed to kiss you.

Simon shakes his head, and with his clean hand shuts the laptop. It seems he's gotta teach Johnny how to treat his girl right.

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"How was it, LT?" Johnny gloats.

Sighing, Simon pulls him into his office and takes out his personal laptop. "You tell me, Sergeant."

Johnny looks gutted when the video gets to Simon's favorite part.

"Yer jokin'." He sounds miserable, and Simon would feel bad if Johnny hadn't been a braggart about how he fucked you in the beginning.

"'Fraid not' Johnny. I gotta admit, I didn't take ya to be tha' selfish."

Johnny opens his mouth to defend himself when Simon silences him with a swipe of his gloved hand. "I can help ya, though. Let me teach ya how t'please her so tha' this embarrassment doesn't happen again, yeah?"

Johnny's eyes, colour a mix of sea and sky, shine brightly as he looks up at Simon. "Are ye serious?"

"Wouldn't offer if I wasn't."

Simon clenches his jaw painfully tight when Johnny agrees.

Only once Simon stands alone in his office does he let his emotions show. The sound of his fist hitting the desk fills the room, first with one resounding thump, then with another, leaving his knuckles throbbing. He's going to bloody ruin you.

Maybe Johnny will be willing to share you after all of this is said and done.

--

Johnny came to him later that day, letting him know that you had also agreed, but no mask at home. You won't sleep with someone whose face you can't see.

Simon almost took his mask off in exhilaration on the spot.

--

Simon has your legs propped on the edge of the bed as he lapped at your sopping cunt.

"Johnny, ya gotta focus here," he pointed his tongue and circled it around your swollen clit, making your back arch, and Johnny has to tighten his hold on you. He sat behind you, your back to his chest, his arms around you as he looked over your sweaty shoulder to watch Simon eat like a man starved.

"And gently curl your fingers inside, you're looking for..." he paused, the tendons in the middle of his wrist fluttering as he prodded until you were squealing, dripping slick down his hand. "That. You're looking for her sweet spot," he instructed.

Simon keeps rubbing your walls, and every movement has the obscene squelching of your drenched cunt getting noisier. "She's about t'come, I can feel her startin' to squeeze my fingers. Look at her, Johnny. That's the face ya wanna see," and then he turns his attention to you. "Come f'me, pet, let me hear ya."

He encircles your clit with his lips and sucks, and you shatter in Johnny's arms— head thrown back onto his shoulder, trembling violently, loudly dry sobbing at the toe-curling ecstasy that's searing through your veins, stealing the very oxygen in your lungs. Simon doesn't stop thrusting his fingers, prolonging your pleasure, taking every bit of it for himself. It's the only time he'll be selfish.

Your head is clouded with arousal, numb from pleasure, and you can vaguely feel yourself being laid flat on the bed, limp legs hooked over shoulders, feet resting on a strong back— muscles rippling with each movement.

There's a buzzing sound in your ears, and you can see Johnny's lips moving, talking to you, and then he's stepping away. You lazily turn your head to the side, and watch Johnny kneel by the side of the bed, gaze intense as he looks towards where Simon is. Then there's something hot, heavy, and thick pressing into your entrance, splitting you open, sensitive walls stinging at the stretch, and it goes deep, and even deeper still— it seems never-ending until there's a pinch in your lower stomach.

"Atta girl, love." Simon grips your jaw with one hand, and commands, "Eyes on Johnny, sweetheart. Let him see ya and let me hear ya."

And starts to pump his hips. The depths that he's in are devastating, it feels like he's rearranging your insides, which is strange because Johnny's got a monster in his pants as well, but this.

This is different.

You're so sensitive from your prior orgasm that it feels so much more intense, and you can't even try to hold back the keens that are being wrenched from you. Your vision is blurry with tears from overstimulation, but you keep your gaze on Johnny, and he looks painfully aroused. His cheeks are bright pink, his mouth slightly open as he pants, eyes molten as he looks at your cunt swallowing up someone else's cock.

God, he's so pretty.

You're brought out of your musings when Simon places a pillow underneath you, lifting your hips and changing the angle.

The way Simon fills you to the brim with his cock, pushing you to, if not past, your limit is just plain disrespectful.

And then he grabs your legs by the ankles, your thighs touching your chest, folding you in half like a napkin to start thrusting shallowly— the tip of his head gently jabbing into your g-spot.

Your head goes blank, vision white, and your mouth opens into a silent scream, or maybe not so silent, who knows who cares.

Simon thrusts 4 times before that coil in your stomach snaps like a pencil. Your cunt clamps down on him like a vice, unwilling to let him move, but he only grunts and starts to slam his hips into your soft arse— spine rattling from the strength of him. He unrelentingly fucks you through your climax, hips never losing their rhythm.

He's bottoming out now, and you swear you can feel him in your throat, and he starts to pound into your used cunt. When you hiss from how tender you feel, Johnny cups your cheek and leans in to give you a soul-stealing kiss. It's sloppy, you can hear the slick sounds your mouths make, and when you moan into him, Simon's thrusts turn sloppy, choppy. Then he pulls out with a loud snarl to spurt thick, viscous cum directly over your puffy slit, coating your mons with it too— only to push himself back inside, head dripping with his seed, and slowly thrusts until he's overstimulated.

Simon gently lowers your legs back onto the bed, and you groan at the ache when you feel your blood rushing back to them.

"Fuck me," you mumble tiredly, and Johnny chuckles in response.

"Simon already did tha', bonnie." Johnny presses a kiss to your sweaty forehead and looks at Simon.

"I now ken what ye mean, LT. This was a different beast altogether."

You huff out a laugh because beast indeed.

Jesus.

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