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do the rest of the diamond dogs (or at least trent and beard) have a group chat without roy thats just betting on when he'll finally get a clue?

Nate and Higgins haven’t caught on yet and Ted really hasn’t caught on yet from off in America but Trent and Beard are just waiting for Roy to catch on and are increasingly going to be doing the you also witnessed the nonsense that I just did, right? shared look when they think Roy and Jamie aren’t looking or after they leave 😂

Honestly, Trent’s been onto Jamie since the team found out about them both being with Keeley and he’s been onto Roy since at least Amsterdam 2.0 if not earlier

And then Beard at the time of the first Diamond Dogs polyamory conversation assumed oh they’re going to be a throuple now (hence the whole what Jamie wants a classic throuple and you don’t want anything to do with him and then the scandalized you want a classic throuple and Jamie doesn’t want anything to do with you thing) until far enough in the conversation to realize nope, never mind, two separate boyfriends. But with the way Jamie and Roy have been acting in Roy’s office lately and then Roy calling clearly jealous and not self aware about it, Beard has a very strong idea of what is going on

Nate and Higgins haven’t picked up on the blatant vibes quite yet but that’s partly because Higgins isn’t around as much and partly because Nate just really can’t yet imagine a scenario where Roy would be willing to backtrack enough to choose to date Jamie after years of being loudly super overdramatic about him. But like they both are aware of the weird codependent thing going on there and then being CloseTM

And then there’s Ted… Off in America and missing that last Diamond Dogs call because he was busy at work in his separate time zone and he’s really not catching on yet because he hasn’t been around to witness any of the time since they both got back with Keeley. So like, yeah he knows they get along and are both friends now and that both with Keeley thing is going well and all. But he doesn’t know just how much things have amped up since he left and he didn’t witness the jealous possessive Roy conversation. So when Beard tells him about it when Roy and Jamie are officially together, Ted’s going to think it’s a joke and be like good one, Coach and then panic and rush to backtrack when Roy asks what the fuck are you laughing about?

Chapter 32 of Bizarre Love Triangle is up now

David Elsendoorn as Jan Maas in Ted Lasso (2020-)

i ran out of screenshots so i will now be using my own text messages w ted posts (i miss them). this one is all about loooove baby. romcommunism !!!(part six. more posts)

how do you make everyone feel so in perfect like the humor and the character dynamics and everything is so on point and feels just like the show just .. gayer

This is such a compliment oh my god 💖 I’m saving this for when I’m having a bad day or writer’s block

Like the show but gayer truly is the dream

Chapter 2 of Lust Conquers All: All-Star Edition is up now

(Below the read more there are memes for after the chapter)

I amused myself making some examples of the kind of memes that the team found and sent to Roy so here you go

And honestly, I have more but I’ve got to save them for when they’d fit after a future chapter

Getting inspired to write is actually really easy! All you need to do is be the busiest you've ever been in your entire life and as far away from a computer as humanly possible. Hope this helps 🥰

TED LASSO (2020- ) — roy kent & keeley jones

i watched ted lasso a while ago and got super into it around when you posted blt but i switched to good omens when the fic paused and now that theres more chapters your fic is single handedly making me want to get into ted lasso again just so i can read it

Omg this is so flattering ❤️ I feel so powerful

I finally started posting the fic where Jamie goes back on Lust Conquers All and won't shut up about Roy so much that everyone thinks he's in love with him while Roy's stuck watching with the yoga mums with no ability to stop him

Roy and Jamie getting engaged and Roy assuming that they’ll both just keep their last names because of course they will, they’re very well established as Roy Kent and Jamie Tartt and they already have the Roy Kent chant and the Jamie Tartt baby shark remix so why the fuck would they fuck with that? Plus, he’s sure as hell not changing his name and he’s sure Jamie’s far too full of himself to even consider changing his own and that if anything, he’s going to try to talk Roy into changing his just to annoy him

But then Jamie starts talking about how they shouldn’t say anything publicly about it because people are dumb enough to not have caught on to them being a thing yet (but the people in their lives all know and still would know about the engagement too) and think how funny it’ll be if they don’t say anything and then the first game after the wedding, he just shows up in his new kit with his same number and Kent across the back and let the general public figure it out

And Roy’s like you’re planning on changing your name 🤨 because he still doesn’t really believe Jamie’s even considering it and he just assumes it’s all talk until Jamie’s like yeah, duh, am I not supposed to??? And Roy hadn’t considered it all before that moment but now Jamie’s talking about playing with Roy’s name on his back and Roy kind of thinks it’s stupid career wise for Jamie to change his name but he’s also suddenly very aware that he likes that idea so he’s like no, I just didn’t think you’d want to… or that you’d make a decision like that just so you could have a laugh and make a whole scene of it (even though, to be perfectly honest, that second part doesn’t feel that surprising at all when he thinks about it for a second)

And Jamie’s like I’d rather have your name on my back than my dad’s because Georgie either took Simon’s last name or went back to her maiden name and Jamie already has more than enough names in common with his dad and would LOVE to not be playing with his dad’s name on his back to be a constant connection and to make it easier for his dad to take credit for his success and use Jamie’s achievements for his own benefit

Roy has an internal oh moment at that and it feels like it’s going to be a serious talk kind of moment until Jamie grins and leans into Roy’s personal space and nudges him as he adds that and you know that I can’t pass up an opportunity to start a little drama and get all the attention on me and then Roy’s laughing and the serious moment is over, but that’s more than decided it for Roy

So of course they go with the hard launch by having Jamie play in his new kit as soon as they’re married because it’s funny and it both works out fantastically for Roy being uncomfortable with the public all up in his personal life for the lead up to the wedding and with Jamie loving the attention on him and attracting more to him than Roy with the dramatic reveal

back on my bs

yes im back on my beard + jamie parallels bs. i might be delusional but at least im having fun