god is there anything better than just laying the FUCK down? no, there isn’t

All of us

i wish someone believed in me the way rupaul believes in shangela

if that sewer clown makes himself an image of your worst fear before he eats you, i could kick his ass. what’s he gonna do turn into the physical manifestation of being abandoned by your closest friends? gonna turn into an ooky spooky visual representation of catastrophic failure and loss? jokes on you dumbass the only thing im afraid of is myself

by Thiago Corrêa

i saw a very good dog today

How Obama joked: here is a video of my birth *shows clip from Lion King*

How Trump jokes: haha my vice president wants to kill all the gay people

Donnie Darko Directed by Richard Kelly (2001)

This is what happens when you’re extremely bored and watching the office.

The fucked up part is that I'm always going to care for this dumb fuckboy. No matter what. When he calls, I'll answer.