prapai x sky intro highlights

this man has no right to be this fine. and rich.

SKY IS A PLANT DAD, i repeat, SKY IS A PLANT DAD. those plants are thriving on a diet of sun, water and gossip. i bet they know so much about rain's dumbass-ery and design theory. i also bet they all have names.

this absolutely gorgeous woman is not paid enough to handle her boss' horny bullshit. she knows it, i know it, we all know it.

this entire scene was so fucking hilarious.

prapai: ah, i'll just make myself at home then.

payu: don't you dare.

prapai: sky's number or your balls will match my suit.

rain: *folds like tissue paper*

The scene where Amstrong held up Oliver while he was wailing and looking down at Debbie with her snapped wrist and all the while screaming about how he's not the villain was single handedly one of the most chilling scenes in the show so far.

i want every single white piece of shit on that post calling people fascists or misguided or privileged or stupid for not voting for biden to look a palestinian person whose entire family got killed by biden in the eyes and tell them you think they should vote for biden. tell them you think they're privileged for not voting for biden. look them in the eyes and condescend to them about how much danger they clearly don’t know they’re in.

don't actually do that. don't actually ever speak to a fucking brown person lmao. eat shit actually.

i want every single one of you genocidal freaks to think for two seconds about why you think it's acceptable to tell brown people to vote for the man committing genocide on their fucking families. to tell disabled people to vote for the man committing eugenics based genocide on them at home via covid. (you do realize the largest amount of covid protection rollbacks occurred during biden's presidency right? you do realize a thousand people a week are CURRENTLY dying from covid?)

using the threat of our rights being taken away as a cudgel against Black and Brown and disabled ppl as if the biden admin hasn’t overseen more covid deaths than the trump admin, massive attacks on immigration rights (including the recent immigration proposal increasing mandatory detention and allowing mass deportations), massive attacks on reproductive rights (they knew abt roe v wade for WEEKS. we can bypass congress for genocide & for worsening immigration rights but we can't do anything about abortion?), as if we aren't looking at the current highest levels of homelessness since 2007. and all of that on top of the fact that joe shitstain biden is LITERALLY COMMITTING GENOCIDE.

the audacity. the absolute audacity. of this white bitch going ""vote for them: the most marginalized, the most vulnerable"" BIDEN IS KILLING "THEM." BIDEN IS KILLING US. How dare you speak for us? biden's complete rollback of covid protections have killed more people than trump. biden's admin has utterly abandoned disabled people to die. he is committing a eugenicist genocide against all disabled and immunocompromised people. he is committing a genocide against palestinians. the audacity to call those people "privileged" for refusing to enable THEIR OWN GENOCIDES.

"boohoo we have no choice but to vote for the genocidal fascist or else there'll be fascism!!!" you dumb fuckers we are already living in a fascist state. you don't care about stopping fascism. you don't care about stopping genocide. you care about fascism and genocide not hurting you. if spineless liberals and dems want so badly to beat trump they should put forward a candidate who hasn’t alienated the voter base that let them win the last time, not the candidate that barely won four years ago before reneging on his promises (student loans, environmentalism, etc), killing half a million people from covid, and killing 20,000+ more via colonial genocide.

to every dumbass in those notes going “uwu he isn’t perfect uwu he isn’t my first choice uwu we can't let ~disagreements~ get in the way uwu voting is like public transport <3 voting is like a group project”: ten thousand children are dead. ten thousand children are dead. ten thousand children are dead. biden killed ten thousand children. what the fuck is wrong with you.

i hope you all rot.

The case against Shauna Shipman:

We think that she might’ve been having an affair with Adam because they shared a lot of texts. We didn’t make any effort to work out the actual content of the texts, nor did we ask her for an actual record, and we took her word for it when she made a terribly weak response. We think they were having an affair, and to work that out we went undercover to a bar to surveil her underage daughter, then took her on a date under false pretences to get information, partly in unsupervised and unrecorded places. She didn’t know there were police in her presence. Then when she provided us information about her mom’s affair with Randy Walsh we followed up by breaking and entering illegally into their motel room and cursorily inspecting a condom filled with what we suspect was lotion. We didn’t do a forensic investigation, get a warrant, or test the lotion. We then questioned the daughter on her own without a lawyer or adult present, even though her own mother was in the station, and her dad was in a car outside.

What do you MEAN poor conduct?? What do you MEAN useless evidence?? What do you MEAN getting thrown out of court on the face of it and losing any chance of a conviction if we can’t crack a confession?? What do you mean moustache cop losing his fucking job because he can’t disprove allegations of sexual misconduct towards a minor because the fucking idiot misled her into thinking they were dating and had her alone in his car?????

but like maybe bill had a point if i saw a man that wasn't yet infected w The Horrors but was very clearly intending to run headlong into them I'd snatch him up and ruin him for anyone else too

This is amazing because:

A: He is saying Al Capone would be alive at 124 years old.

B: Al Capone died of syphilis, so Musk is insinuating if he’d driven a Cybertruck, no one would have fucked him.

… I can’t decide which I like better.

the castle of otranto is so wildly out of pocket like all gothic novels are but this one was the First and it’s so funny for no reason. “the next transition of his soul was to exquisite villainy” is my favourite line for a fleeting moment manfred really felt an ounce of love and pity towards his POOR WIFE and then immediately swallowed it like no. I already decided I was gonna be evil. no more wife only divorce. this will not lead to any terrible consequences or misfortune whatsoever

And the award for the sexiest thing Kazuki Kurusu has ever said goes to....

"the angels can know their place, let heaven hide its face in sheer disgrace, oh, to look upon the love of my baby" is an INSANE lyric. and you're telling me I can only listen to this through a live video from 4 years ago that was recorded with a fucking microwave? one thousand deaths upon me

being asked "there's plenty of sinks in this house do you really need THAT one" abt my own bathroom sink is. man get me out of hereeeeeee

Please drop the danganronpa thesis I am begging you

I don’t actually have a thesis stored up so instead, allow me to tell you about Transfem Cowgirl Komaeda

She’s a boy but he’s a girl, mostly when she’s digging her key into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive, carving her name into his leather seats, taking a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashing holes in all four tires—

Basically my point is that every song about a country woman losing her mind and/or killing her husband is about her (Komaeda). As evidence I would like to submit my Country Komaeda playlist. According to peer review it has the exact right number of Carrie Underwood songs and is also a decent country playlist in general.

I just think she’d love some good ol country music. Be a real freeaboo about it. If she saw Hajime in a cowboy hat I think she’d faint. Also, she canonically drives a pickup truck in dr2, which was all the encouragement I needed.

Anyway Komaeda is a country girl. Give her some turquoise jewelry and cowboy boots, she deserves them

There's a video? Of Charles chasing two people with his car? Because they stole? His watch? After pretending to approach him for photos?

DIVINE HAIR DUEL???????????????

Divine hair duel..........

Mikhail Osipovich ‘want some of my sausage, Alyosha?’ Rakitin

One of the problems with ADHD is your brain moving too fast for you to articulate, which means a lot of frustrating social situations like this:

“What’s the word? You know. For the thing… What am I trying to say?”

“Fraud? Misdemeanors?”

“No, no, you know. The thing.”

“Tax evasion?”

“Yes, that!”

Mostly this is frustrating and makes you feel dumb and may even delay the conversation long enough for you to forget where you were even going with the tax evasion thing, but I’ve recently learned it means I’m absolutely KILLER at charades.

Quintessential game for people who slaughter at trying to explain a word without saying the word. While the enemy team is stuck on softballs like space shuttle or table, it’s trivial for me to employ my tax evasion routine to demolish the opposition on charades night.

Minors and hateful people not interacting makes sense, but why a blanket dni on all men? Don't you believe inclusion breaks barriers? Should we not share amd celebrate our differences as much as our commonality? I don't know what a terf is.

tw: sexual abuse

so first of all, you sending an ask in the first place only further proves to me that many men are just completely incapable of respecting women in regard to their very obviously declared boundaries, whether that be because they are simply too ignorant to understand them or because they are so full of entitlement that the very few instances they are told: “no, i don’t want you here” they just refuse to listen because they believe that even though they have been explicitly told they are not wanted somewhere, they still believe they deserve to be there. however, because i’m feeling understanding today i’ll give you and every other obnoxious entitled man who feels like they deserve to be in a space they have been explicitly excluded from an answer. because my blog has grown to a pretty big size over the past 2 years and i’m honestly tired of DMs and asks and follows from men who just completely ignore my requests.

first of all, this blog is very clearly nsfw. here i discuss my desires, my fantasies, and other miscellaneous things that i only really feel like sharing with people i can relate to or am attracted to. and as i am constantly saying all of the time, I AM A LESBIAN!!! i have no interest in men and it makes me feel a pretty icky when a man is seeing that, disregarding it, and essentially calling me intolerant for not wanting him to engage with posts i am making… for other lesbians. which is. the entire point of this blog.

second, i have experienced very severe sexual trauma at the hands of men that, even if i weren’t a lesbian, would even still make me feel pretty gross about men on my blog. the entire reason this blog exists is because of paraphilia and kinks that developed AS A RESULT OF ABUSE AT THE HANDS OF MEN. it goes without saying that this would be the one place i do not want them to be. and honestly it’s a little weird to me that you felt so compelled to say something anyways. does it do something for you? does intruding upon private female spaces and crossing boundaries excite you? people like you truly disgust me.

you seem to be making assumptions about my political leanings in your ask. i do not think it’s necessary to be 100% entirely inclusive to a fault, that’s ridiculous and no one truly believes you should do this except for legitimate idiots. as someone with a fully developed and rational brain i can understand that including certain types of people within a space is going to do more harm than good. like right now. you are free to share your thoughts and feelings about whatever you want anywhere else on the internet. but i don’t want you here, and i’m sure the majority of my followers wouldn’t want you here either. i said no, and that should be enough.