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bookworm-called-bear · 2 years

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Idk if it’s just me but willie has grew up around badass women/ men who had sisters and now has fuck around and find out energy. And I don’t mean that like he is gay so he has a lot of women in his life I mean that boy has some badass sisters and aunts who will give any boyfriend Willie brings home the shovel talk.

So my gremlin brain came up with an idea

Willie in a band with his ‘siblings’. They’re called the Professional idiots.

There’s five of them, a singer, a guitarist, a bassist, a drummer, and Willie who occasionally shows up with random people. Here’s the lineup.

Name: William Westwater

Age: 18

Year of birth: 1969

Year of death: 1987

Powers: Empath

Instrument: Guitar

Love interest: Alexander Mercer

Tidbits: never goes to sleep at an appropriate time, addicted to monster energy but thinks Red Bull tastes like battery acid, somehow knows what everyone needs, likes the smell of coffee but not the taste.

Name: Raven Carter

Age: 17

Year of birth: 1950

Year of death: 1967

Powers: make small lights

Instrument: Bassist

Love interest: N/A

Tidbits: absolutely can’t handle velvet for some reason. Has trouble regulating her temperature, she will randomly glow or buzz like a firefly. She writes some of their songs and loves disco. Never eats oranges.

Name: Kantia Laurens

Age: 24

Year of birth: 1990

Year of death: 2010

Powers: banshee scream

Love interest: Lucas James

Instruments: vocals

Tidbits: she absolutely hates that she can hurt people with her voice, she doesn’t realize how captivating she is, she is the most in touch with modern media, absolutely tumblr addicted. She has snacks in her pockets constantly. Basically a mother to them

Name: Ophelia Dehlilah Covington

Age: 17

Year of birth:1980

Year of ‘death’: 1997

Powers: those of necromancy, see ghosts, become a ghost, make ghosts visible, ect.

Love interest: Luke Patterson

Instrument: drums

Tidbits: hides her feelings a lot, if she goes wild on the drums she’s having a hard time.

Name: Lucas James

Age:22

Year of birth:1990

Powers: N/A

Love interest: Kantia Laurens

Instrument: Band Manager

Tidbits: He cannot play an instrument for the life of him. But can absolutely rock a sound booth. He met the girls at Caleb’s club. Basically the Band’s father

#julie and the phantoms #willie wilbur williamson #the professional idiots #band ocs #sister #jatpwomen #jatp oc

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intotheelliwoods · 9 months

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This is part 2! Part 1 can be found here~

Masterpost

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caffeine-clouds · 1 year

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The hurt never stops

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic meme #shadow the hedgehog #blaze the cat #silver the hedgehog #sonic characters #sonic and friends #incorrect quotes #professional idiots

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professionalidiot32 · 3 months

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the beginning of indigo disk in a nutshell

it felt right to draw them like this, this meme fits them so well. idc if it’s old and not that funny anymore i had to draw it or i would’ve exploded 😊😊

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pyjamacryptid · 8 months

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I’m thinking about Gwen and Elyan tonight folks….. they were siblings, finally reunited after years, reconciled, and obviously cared for one another very much and there were hardly any on-screen interactions between them save for episodes where either one of them was in danger of some kind. Sigh.

I also know for a fact their exchanges would’ve been hilarious because it seemed that Elyan was the one person that knew how to annoy Gwen at light-speed LOL

yeselyanprincearthurofcamelot

#bbc merlin #merlin #I just really love siblings in media #and wish we got more of these two #in the ‘inbetween’ moments #I mean little moments like nudges and eye rolls #someone that brings out Gwen’s childish side the way only an annoying brother can #someone that brings out the goofier side behind elyan’s deadpan sarcasm #to know which one is the older one!!! (imo it’s Gwen)#to even see them standing together more often (and not just at their father’s grave 😭)#especially would’ve loved it while she was queen #Gwen’s trying to be professional and her idiot stoic brother is crossing his eyes at her across the room #to just tease her!!! and her tease him!!!!#I need elyan!! to give arthur!!!!!! a shovel talk!!!!!!!#and for Gwen to be like uh excuse me I haven’t seen you in years why do you think you can do this on my behalf #and Arthur is just like ‘you have my word no harm shall come to her’#Gwen is sooo unimpressed with both of them she just leaves and they’re both like…#her displeasure is literally a fourth presence in the room … bro do u think we fucked up #idk bro…#let’s ask merlin. yeah let’s #merlin just laughs at them and tells them good luck #ok this ran away from me anyway #bbc Gwen #bbc elyan #guinevere pendragon #sir elyan #merlin meta #I guess?#ren rambles

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uncanny-tranny · 10 months

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The most infuriating form of sanism is this idea that mentally ill people/people with mental disorders are just too stupid or too unenlightened to know how to be a proper, well-adjusted person

So many therapists have ignored signs of my unwellness simply because they assumed I was just... being stupid, and I just needed educating about why I'm acting disordered (apparently, mental disorders stop disordering you once you are condescendingly told why you're just disordered and dumb, who knew (sarcasm)).

Like, I could tell them that I knew my behaviour wasn't "rational," wasn't "reasonable" to do or believe and I'd still be treated like I was so dumb I needed hand-holding and scolding about why I'm acting disordered.

I truly wish that people would be able to take the idea of guidance and stop twisting it into "I am superior and enlightened and the people I am trying to help are stupid and wrong and beneath me!"

#mental health #mental health advocacy #ableism #ableism tw #sanism #sanism tw #yes therapist i was aware that using 1/3 of a bottle of detergent for a medium-sized load of laundry isn't rational...#...and that it could wreck my clothes and my washer (which is why i brought it up in the first place. because i knew it wasn't right)...#...like that's an example and it's SO infuriating just how high of a horse some professionals (and even laypeople) put themselves on...#...like when you stop viewing patients as PEOPLE who need guidance and start viewing them as essentially helpless idiots you have a problem #and that problem should either be addressed or you should leave the practice utterly if you're a licensed professional #call me crazy but i don't think this attitude is conducive to the PATIENT'S well-being #the PATIENT is the person who matters. the PATIENT is the most important part of this ENTIRE interaction #the instance i was thinking about in this tag rant fucking *destroyed* my trust in that therapist #because it just told me that i wasn't being seen as a *person* but as an *issue*#and regardless of if that was their intention i still don't think it was appropriate #you can have the *best* intentions and still be ignorant and say/do ignorant things. even with the best intentions #having 'good intentions' does not absolve you of harm or absolve you of the capability TO harm #another reason i Do Not Like CBTherapy

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weepylucifer · 1 year

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When i started disco elysium i thought, well, obviously Kim is normal and regular (I would later be proven wrong), so his clothes must be what regular cops wear in disco elysium world. But then we see other cops and they’re wearing like... black suits. Uniforms. And THEN it turns out that what Kim is actually doing is closet-cosplaying as a pilot of an airforce that doesn’t exist anymore. This is like if someone came to work in complete Civil War reenactment costume. Why does he do this? Because he just wants to i Guess

#that's why i think people overshoot a bit when they portray kim as the Ultimate Professional. he goes to work in cosplay #there's that one dialogue option where harry's like wait if cops wear uniforms why isn't kim in uniform #and the skills tell you ''he's in plainclothes VOLUNTARILY not because he lost his uniform like YOU IDIOT'' and like...#why actually did kim feel it prudent to turn up to the case in his little pilot outfit? is his cup of caring just THAT empty by that point?#is he actually deep down sorta starting to burn out on being in the rcm so he's just not bothering with the dresscode anymore?#more of my disco elysium impressions #posts by me #i mean we all Know the pilot cosplay represents his broken dreams and/or the little ways he vents his rebellious side #it's like listening to speedfreaks. it's these completely harmless little acts of nonconformism that don't ever actually bother anyone #so he gets to feel the cathartic thrill of being a little bit narsty without actually like... rebelling. (bit sad innit)#but this post isn't ABOUT that it's about him GOING TO WORK IN COSPLAY

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weirdly-specific-but-ok · 3 months

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RITZ, EDINBURGH, PLANT, RED, BLACK, DEMON, HELL, STARS, CONSTELLATIONS, ESPRESSO.

(haha *sobs in corner with you because I needed someone to cry with*)

YES CRY WITH ME MY ANON MAGGOT CRY. EVERYTHING IS ABOUT CROWLEY. EVERYTHING EVER. On that note, I furthered my Crowley-themed bullet journaling in a vague attempt to be productive at shit-posting:

Look maggots I'm a productive shitposter (nevermind that I haven't done any of the tasks I was supposed to do today yet I WAS READING GOOD OMENS FANFICTION LEAVE ME ALONE I DONT NEED YOUR HYPOCRITICAL JUDGEMENT, MAGGOTS OF MINE)

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pookiethepotato · 8 months

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I'd commit arson and other nefarious acts for my wifey

My pretty wife 💚💚

UDHFBIUSAOHDUOS HE LOOKS SO UGLY BUT SO CUTE- AUGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SIR???? ARE YOU- SIR??? DO YOU NEED HELP??

Help the old babygirl PLEASE

#simon petrikov #ice king #hes so babygirl #adventure time #fionna and cake #my love #i love him so much #i literally want to die #professional idiot

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bookworm-called-bear · 2 years

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Some pictures that would be on the professional Idiots Instagram

Ophelia and Raven

Willie and Ophelia

Posted by Kantia And everyone liked it

Kantia and Raven

Kantia and Lucas

Willie and Ophelia

Raven, Lucas, and Willie

Willie and Lucas

Ophelia and Willie

#the professional idiots

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carocane · 23 days

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Poor Ravi stuck down in the sewer wondering why he came back to the 118 and what he did to be subjected to whatever the hell is happening with Buck and Eddie

#911 spoilers #911 abc #ravi panikkar #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #poor Ravi trying to be all professional #while these idiots do whatever this is

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simmyfrobby · 1 year

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― Regarding the Pain of Others, Susan Sontag.

#tw: injury #tw: serious injury #concussion #logged into twitter dot com after a controversial game like an IDIOT #this is not so much a hockey poetry post as an essay cut into bits and cobbled together #to make my point #which is #I Have Mixed Feelings About Professional Sports And Im Making It Everyones Problem #I hate the way injuries are talked about. I hate the way games are judged. I hate the way athletes are expected to Play Through Injuries #playoffs stress me out #im doing a second round of trigger warning tags in case something slipped through the cracks #injury #head injuries #blood #although I admittedly cropped out the blood #and also most of the faces #tw: professional sports being nervewrecking #the media being disgustingly voyeuristic but I dont have a tag for that so ok #hockey poetry posts #NHL wide #nolan patrick

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benevolenterrancy · 8 months

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i'm only like 40 pages into Heaven Official's Blessing and know basically nothing about anyone or anything, but i am really vibing with this woman who seems to be heaven's exclusively overworked bureaucrat

#ling wen #xie lian #i could be completely misconstruing everything but so far the vibe is This Cheerful Idiot Just Made My Job Soooooo Much Harder But I'm The #Only One Being A Professional About It #meanwhile the other gods i've seen are doing the heavenly equivalent of fucking around in the chatrooms and gossiping #so like. i'm feeling convinced that she's the only one who does anything #she's the little chat notification popping up in his periphery desperately trying to stop him from pissing off every single god even more #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #my art

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steveandnatlover76 · 24 days

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Wanda: I heard that Natasha is completely into Steve!

Steve listens intensely.

Yelena: Of course, she is. I shouldn’t say that about my own sister, but she often has these sensual dreams about him. It‘s sometimes hard to share a room with her.

Wanda: If only Steve made a move!

Natasha enters, Steve jumps up.

Steve: Oh…hi, Nat! Say…wanna go on a date with me?

Natasha: Oh…sure, Steve. I‘d love to.

Steve *whispering*: And I won’t make you pine anymore. Promise!

Natasha: Huh? …Okay.

Yelena: We should have done that a long time ago.

Wanda: He just needed the right ideas!

#romanogers #black widow #captain america #natasha romanoff #steve rogers #yelena belova #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #idiots in love #yelena and wanda are professional matchmakers #domestic avengers #the avengers #my otp

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m0ose-idiot · 26 days

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Them There coming up with a hilarious company name for a Ghosts Christmas special:

"Hee hee hoo hoo, Absolute Tools! 🤭😆"

Australia:

"Yeah lol! And...? 🤔"

#bbc ghosts #six idiots #total tools #over 100 stores nation wide!#Australia’s largest independent professional tools retailer!#according to the website - 'Total Tools have been passionately servicing Australia for more than 30 years'#🫡#thank you for your service

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lucymargotedwards · 2 months

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Who: Open Where: Chapman's Grocers

Lucy certainly wasn't the chef of the family, in fact most of the house related tasks didn't come naturally to her but she did her best to ensure that she pulled her weight. Her lack of natural talent in the kitchen though was why she ended up stood in the green grocers holding a vegetable that she had no idea what it was. "Excuse me," she said to the nearest person, paying no mind to whether they were a stranger or a friend, "what is this? And how would one cook it?" she questioned.

#Lucy has lived in town 9 years so please feel free to assume connections either professional or personal #I'm thinking it's celeriac but feel free to make it whatever as long as it's not like broccoli or carrot #she's inempt at cooking not an idiot #chat

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