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Natasha: Stupid piece of junk!
Steve: Nat, sweetheart, you need help with that?
Natasha: No, Steve, I already said it‘s fine! I co-lead the Avengers team. I can deal with ten Hydra agents attacking me all at the same time. I‘ve given birth…
Yelena: Yeah, the only thing you can’t do is fix the broken generator.
Natasha: Shut up, Yelena!
Yelena: Hahahaha, overly sensitive Russian assassin!
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Natasha: Steve!!! What is that?!!!
Steve: What?!!! What???!
Natasha: There is a giant caterpillar or moth under your nose!
Steve: That‘s my new moustache!
Natasha: What? Shave this monstrosity off.
Steve: But…but I thought it might tickle in all the right places.
Natasha: Oh, but, Steve,… Really? Alright follow me to our bedroom, Mr. Tickle. You can shave it off afterwards.
Steve: Yes, ma‘am.
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Yelena: So, you and Steve want to attack that new Hydra main base?
Natasha: Yes, we think the team can handle it.
Yelena: I don’t know…I got a piercing pain in my right upper arm. I think it‘s a warning against the mission.
Natasha: It‘s the place of your latest gun shot wound!
Yelena: Oh…in that case I have no more objections!
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Natasha: James, Sarah, Lena, grab your bags! Steve, come on, get the baby. We want to get started!
Yelena: I still don’t see why I can’t fly us to our holiday destination.
Natasha: Because the last time you flew a helicopter you triggered an avalanche.
Yelena: This is so like you…warming up long-forgotten occurrences! Besides, I triggered the avalanche firing the rocket launcher, not by flying the chopper.
Natasha: You just gave me another good reason not to let you fly the family to our holiday spot.
Yelena: Soooo petty!!!
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Yelena: Oh…my…god!
Steve and Natasha: YELENA!!
Yelena: Honestly, you two! Out in the open? On the living room couch? For everyone to see?! What about the children?!
Natasha: The children are staying at Wanda and Bucky‘s for the weekend. You were away for a mission. So…
Steve: We thought let’s live a little.
Yelena: Listen, Capsicle! Only because you‘ve been frozen in the ice for seventy years and missed the flower power era doesn’t mean you have to catch up on the free love movement on your living room couch scarring your favourite sister-in-law for life!
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Steve: Naaat! Be careful!!
Natasha: Hot stuff comin‘ through!! Hot stuff!! Don’t worry, babe. I can handle it.
Steve: Sometimes your sense of humour is too much for me!
Natasha: Oh, you love it really!
Steve: No, it makes me age even beyond my years.
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Tony: So, Red, what are we getting Cap for his birthday? I was thinking about a 1940s vintage Hamilton pocket watch. He might get a kick out of that.
Natasha: Oh, yeah. I‘m browsing the Victoria‘s Secret catalogue. The lingerie is not vintage but I‘m sure he‘ll get a kick out of me wearing it.
Tony: I can’t hold a candle to you in that department, Nat.
Natasha: And you shouldn’t. You‘d look awkward in frilly lingerie.
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Steve: Oh my gosh, who is this breathtakingly beautiful woman walking towards the Avengers Gala?! I wish I could meet her!
Natasha: Nicely played, Rogers. You‘re sure working hard for a warm spot next to me in bed tonight. There definitely might be more benefits tonight after this benefit…
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Reporter: Mrs Rogers, Mrs Rogers, do I see an Avengers tattoo on your arm?
Natasha: Yes, it‘s an Avengers tattoo. We all have it…except for the Hulk, he chickened out!
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Lena: Mommy, is that you on the photo? You look so young!
Natasha: Yes, that‘s me.
Lena: I think we look a lot alike.
Natasha: We do?
Lena: Yeah. Did you know Daddy already back then?
Natasha: No, but Uncle Happy. I threw him flat on his back in the boxing ring. That was really fun!!
Happy Hogan: I heard that!!!
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Lena: Daddy, why are you laughing like that?
Steve: Because you say the cutest and funniest things sometimes!
Lena: Why? I just wrote down my order for a little sister. I put in every detail like Mommy does when she orders stuff for the Avengers. I even wrote down what colour I would like the new baby to have: purple! And I wrote NO BOYS in capital letters!
Steve *still laughing out loud*: Oh dear, there might be some disappointment…
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Sarah: Look, mommy, there’s a kitty in our living room!
Natasha: Oh, she might have gotten lost in here.
Steve: Let’s get her something to eat. She looks thin.
Lena: She‘s so beautiful! Can we keep her?!
Natasha: We‘ll see, baby.
All leave the room except Yelena.
Yelena: You sneaky little black minx. You planned this. I have seen you check out the building for days, climb the roof and look through windows. I respect that, you want to move in here. It‘s not a bad life. But you must swear to become a loyal member of the Romanogers family and protect them at all costs!
Liho: Meee-oooow!
Yelena: Alright then!
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Steve: Come on, Antony. Say da-da! Da-da!
Baby Antony doesn’t say one word.
Natasha: Okay, then. Say ma-ma! Ma-ma!
Antony: F*ck!
Natasha: What the…?! YELENA!!!
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Natasha: Wasn’t Sarah just wonderful in her ballet performance? She looked so adorable in her tutu!
Steve: Yes, absolutely charming. She moves so elegantly, just like you, Nat.
Yelena: Yes, of course, she was fabulous. But I prefer her moves in our karate lessons together - sneaky, feisty, ruthless!
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Sarah: Mommy!
Natasha: Hey, what are you two doing here?
Lena: Sarah and I want to join Avengers training like James!
Natasha: You do?!
Sarah: Yeah, Lena and I want to be super heroes!
Natasha: Well, let‘s see what you can do…
Yelena: You two can practice your Black Widow poses. It‘s basically all your mommy does around here!
Natasha: Shut up, Yelena!
Yelena: Hahahaha! Look, the Russian assassin is touchy about her pose!
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Natasha: What did you say, doctor?…But that‘s impossible, we were so careful! … Are doctors allowed to laugh at patients?! … Yes, I‘ll make a pre-natal appointment as soon as possible. … Thank you.
Natasha hangs up, starts to smile and dials a number.
Natasha: Steve! Guess what! You‘ll get another player for your Romanogers basketball team!!
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Natasha: Something smells very bad in here!
Steve: Yeah, that was Liho. I put her into her carrier for the visit to the vet and she protested by doing her business in there.
Natasha: Yeah, they do that sometimes.
Yelena: Additionally she did her business on your expensive, new dress for the Avengers gala … just to make a point!
Natasha: What?! Liho!!!!
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