My favourite Nintendo sports game is ocarina of time

They moved in together in 1990

I've determined that my relationship to groups of straight men is I'm like a cute little monkey that can do tricks for them (ex. at a party at uni one time one of the guys brought like a 5kg(?) dumbbell from his room and had me try n lift it with my tiny E-based spaghetti arms, and when I labourously managed to they all cheered), or like- when I wanna say smth, they'll shush their other lads like "yo, shut up, the monkey's gonna talk! I wanna hear what it has to say!", like they don't sexualise me (cause issa monkey) but they're still endeared to me (cause is tiny and cute)

like you know those capuchin monkeys that people put in little outfits, that's what lads see when they look at me

it's giving freak show (affectionate) a little bit, but I think straight men not being interested in me while still being nice to me is possibly the best nonbinary deal I coulda gotten out of this

very easy for ppl to believe that as a transmasc they arent capable of being transphobic/transmisogynistic. thats just straight up not true. being a transmisogynist isn't just saying 'i hate trans women' as we've seen recently from Shithead Matt.

its perceiving transfems as inherently more intimidating or threatening. its flying off the handle for them at any perceived errors. its insisting they could not possibly have faced transmisogyny at the hands of your community bc you guys are trans and you wouldnt do that. its a lot of things. a lot of individual actions. not just misgendering and rowling-level rhetoric

a transfem talking about the unique kinds of transmisogyny transmascs can level at them is not an attack on the community, nor should it be. that shit hurts REAL HARD when it comes from people who for all intents and purposes should be your ally and understand you. we're not immune to toxic masculinity, we're not immune to misogyny, we're not immune to transmisogyny.

if someone is saying transmascs dont face meaningfully unique oppression or any at all just dont listen to them. they're full of it. if someone is saying that they have faced hate and hardships and the hands of other transmascs, that is not an attack on you. nobody worth listening to is saying we are all transmisogynists. we just need to be aware we're capable of perpetuating it and examine our actions and biases. thats it. thats all

Baby Transmasc Mike headcanons (because I can)

-His mom always put his hair in braids to make it more manageable. Additional headcanon that he takes after his mom when it comes to hair and her hair (prior to coloring and product) is really curly and hard to tame

-When kids made fun of Will, Mike would take his jacket and fill the pockets with rocks so he could hit them

-He was called a lesbian a lot as a kid because he only hung around boys and was “too rough and mean for a little girl.” They got the gay part right, just in the wrong direction

-Lucas had a lil puppy crush on him when they first met. He would go and find cool rocks outside and give them to him (classic gay/bi experience)

-Dustin is actually the only one to have never had a crush on him (token straight behavior)

-He cut his hair super short with the Party’s help in that bathroom in his basement during one of their first DnD sessions. Didn’t grow it out again until he met Eddie

Never feel more masc then the times I try to look fem

when i think about my headcanons for shadow knights, in my mind it's a lot of fun to emphasize the undead part of them, as well as how torturous the maturation process of a newly birthed shadow knight to a fully-realized one could be. the call is an idea i like to ruminate on as well.

laurance talks early on about how being a shadow knight effects his thinking. he hesitates less, and is more inclined to selfish, spiteful thought patterns. i like to think of this being the ebbing tide of the call carefully drawing in and out of the consciousness in increasingly powerful waves. it grows from tiny whispers in the back of a shadow knight's mind into a violent cacophany that boils beneath the skin with terrifying urgency to be let free the longer the knight rejects it.

as for the physical state of being a shadow knight, this is where the emphasis on the necrotic aspects i was talking about comes in. i take a lot of inspiration for my shadow knight headcanons from the novel "hell followed with us" by andrew joseph white. in that book the main character, benji, has been forcibly infected with a disease (referred to as "seraph", the book covers a lot of christian religious themes) that is slowly, over the course of weeks, turning him into a monster. it's essentially like his body is rotting into becoming something new, and the visceral, monstrous imagery and the way his slow evolution from boy to beast is described is very similar to how i picture becoming a shadow knight feels/looks.

here's some relevant excerpts from my copy of the novel for those who haven't read it. the highlighted lines are the parts most accurate to my headcanons of shadow knights (content warning for descriptions of gore):

i kind of like the idea of shadow knights (like laurance) that didn't complete their transformation ritual and/or reject the call and stay in the overworld being punished by their own body with a slower, more agonizing transformation than if they simply accepted their new undeath and killed who they're supposed to in order to reach their full potential.

however it happens though, it's never pretty. a shadow knight's "true" form (when they activate their powers) reeks of sulfur and death, when they grow in size it sounds just as sickening as it looks, spasming limbs and ripping flesh with the deafening noise of crunching bone and tearing ligaments. smoke and something like ichor both pour from their nose and mouth. if irene is light, life, clear water, and cool, solid quartz and marble and gemstones then a servant of shad would, of course, embody the opposite. i suppose by that description you could also draw a comparison between shad/shadow knights and the desolation/the lightless flame from the magnus archives, if anybody is familiar with that show as well.

anyways im rambling, i just needed to word vomit all these ideas since i wanna talk more about my headcanons on here rather than just character analysis posts lmao

can anyone hear me

If you're a trans guy with a dick please put it in my mouth

Im doing a part 2 anyways lmao, here’s part two of my Tmnt hcs!

(And the photos!)

I hope you like them! Feel free to tell me yours :)

“what makes shadow autistic” all of him *sick guitar riff* 

Hello Tumblr, haven't been here a while have a little oc drawing I did

hello, i have noticed you and people like you talk too much about your own experiences instead of talking about mine. it is now your moral duty to stay silent about your experiences and only let me and people like me talk about mine, even though we're both marginalized. if you say anything negative about this then you're obviously bigoted.

if you genuinely think that transmascs and trans men trying to talk about their issues with their own terms is transmisogynistic or 'mens rights activism 2.0' i genuinely and kindly invite you to maybe like. idk. consider that someone identifying with masculinity doesnt prevent them from facing unique forms of descrimination

Thinking about trans masc Billy rocking Steve’s world and blowing his back out with his monster strap.

Warnings for: anal sex, monster strap, a little bit of daddy kink, face sitting, cunnilingus .

It is the biggest dick Steve has ever seen, neon and sparkly and it glows in the dark! He has never seen one that shape, bulbous knot at the base, the shaft curving at an angle Billy assures him is for his pleasure.

 Billy makes Steve choke on if fist, the curling shaft, stretching his mouth wide and tickling his uvula, spit dripping down around it. It makes his cock so hard he is afraid he is going to cum before they even get to the main attraction, spitting pre when Billy tangles a hand in his hair and really pushes him down on it until he is rearing back and coughing, cheeks ruddy and eyes wet, dick twitching when Billy laughs and coos “I’ll get you there one of these days pretty bitch.”

 Billy pats his cheek with the strap on, just hard enough of a sting to shock a gasp out of Steve as he leers down at him. “Time to roll over for daddy.”

 Steve has never moved so fast, cock so hard it hurts as Billy’s hands move him into a better angle on his hands and knees, the silicone of the monster cock dragging through his ass crack. He is already loose and slick Billy working him up to this with a selection of plugs to get him ready.

 He is still not prepared for what it will feel like. Moaning and drooling as he is split open, the curving shaft  stretching him wide. When that gently pointed tip hits his prostate Steve cums shaking as Billy works the rest of the dildo into him, the knot at the base working him wider, dragging his orgasm out.

 “We’re far from done, pretty boy.” Billy laughs, hands keeping Steve from slumping down into the puddle of his own cum. “I can go all night,” he assures as he starts really moving, the knot at the base catching on Steve’s rim making him whine and clench as he drools into the bed spread. His dick does not even fully soften before he is hard and leaking again.

 By the time Billy decides he has had enough Steve can barely move. Struggling to flip over when Billy slaps his ass and tells him too. His mouth still works though and he happily licks up all of Billy’s dripping juices as he sits on his face until he has just as many orgasms as Steve.

I would be so popular if I were an anime boy. People would make posts about putting me in a blender all the time. They’d call me sopping wet and say I was born in a cardboard box all alone

anyway. *shoots trans-your-gender laser beam at yumemi for fun*