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pixiesfz · 4 months

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Once again on my knees requesting a follow up where frat Jessie goes to see the reader working their shift at the bar to flirt and distract them while they’re working

I did think of this and I was like hmmm I'm not sure but you have convinced me. so here is frat boy Jessie part 2

plot: it's been a week since the college party and three days since your dinner date with jessie and now you have a shift at your club for bartending

warnings: suggestive, ass grabbing, homophobia (idk if I'll do smut cause not sure if I'm comfortable writing it yet but we'll see) I'm back, yeah a little bit of smut. kinda public, reader went commando today

You looked at yourself in the changing room of your work, your shorts were so short you felt your ass peeking out and your bum bag was almost longer than them. It was saint Patrick's day so your work had decided to change up the uniform for the day, instead of the usual black attire you sported green sparkly shorts with matching dark green fishnets and a whit singlet that was cut in the middle with a four-leaf clover on your left boob.

Let's also mention the leprechaun hat you sported with your hair in two plaits.

You saw another co-worker walk in to start their shift when they stopped and looked at you "that's what we're wearing tonight?" she asked with a smirk "at least it's better than Halloween" you shrugged before making sure you had a pen and paper in your bum bag.

You don't usually work weekends but you had a week off volleyball and your best friend Morgan asked if you could somehow be out of the dorm so she could spend time with her boyfriend, you agreed and now you were hear reading the recipe for a 'lucky charm' cocktail that was only on for the night.

It was a busier night than usual, boys from your school coming in to hang out, some of them noticed you but didn't comment, others were too drunk to notice.

It wasn't until 10 that someone started some trouble.

"Hey little lady" a mans voice popped up from behind you as you rolled your eyes but turned around with a fake smile, he looked about 50 "what can I get you sir" you said "Can I get you" he smirked and you had to stop yourself from laughing "unfortunately us workers aren't up for sale, can I offer you something else," you said, pointing at the menu

You had been through this many times before.

"what about some money would that change your mind?"

"She said no you fucking pervert!" a voice called out to him, a voice that you had become familiar with.

"Is that so, cause she was smiling at me-"

"It's called service with a smile, not an invitation to get into my pants" you cut him off "now fuck off before I call security" you said before you looked at Jessie who was to busy looking at you already.

"You fucking lesbians always think you have control over us men" the man grumbled and you laughed "Josh!" you yelled out to your security man who walked over.

"Is there a problem?" he asked and you watched the man cowardly walk away as you pointed at Jessie to join you at the other side of the bar.

"Wow," she stated "What?" you asked "I'm not sure what's hotter right now that outfit or how you shut that fucker up" She smiled.

"How'd you know I was working?" you asked as you dried beer bottles, "Morgan told me" "Of course she did" you laughed "You glad I'm here?" Jessie asked you as you blushed "I think the way I'm seeing you stare at my ass whenever I turn around gives me the impression that you're very happy to be here"

"I will say I am enjoying the view" she said with a smirk.

A customer came in and you excused yourself to take his order as Jessie watched you from her seat, her grip on her glass tightning when she saw his stare on you.

When you returned you looked at Jessie "Hey your knuckles are white, I don't want to clean a broken glass tonight" you joked as her grip loosened "do all the customers look at you like that?" Jessie asked with a stern face.

"Jealousy is not a good look on you Fleming" you teased "Ha Ha" she fake laughed "What time do you finish?" she asked "An hour but I have a designated 'toilet break' in about 15 minutes," you said and her eyes brightened.

"So I can get you alone in a bathroom whilst you are in that outfit?" Jessie smiled like the cherished cat as you took away her drink "Not with your breath smelling like beer"

"that wasn't a no"

"You are distracting me at my work" you told her and she looked proud "Do I distract you y/n" she whispered going closer to you which made your cheeks redden.

"Y/n!" your boss's voice called out "Yeah" you replied "Toilet break Kenz will take over," he said before disappearing into his office again.

You placed your bum bag down behind the counter before walking past the bar and looking back at Jessie "you coming?" you asked with a small smirk and the soccer player scrambled off her seat to follow you.

When you walked back into the changing room you showed Jessie your little wardrobe "This is hot" she admitted as she looked at some of the outfits "You should see valentines day" you snorted at yourself as you watched her scavenge for it.

"Jessie" you called out to her as she just nodded her head, looking through your work clothes "Jessie" you called again as you sat on the couch behind the curtain "what?" she asked looking down at you.

She couldn't help her eyes for going straight to your cleavage as you looked up at her "Are you going to kiss me or what?"

"Oh fuck yeah I'm going to kiss you" Jessie whispered out to herself before joining you on the couch and grabbing your waist to sit on top of her.

Your bare legs rubbing against her jeans as her hands found a comfortable place on your ass is what made her smile "I knew coming here would be a great idea" she smiled "I'm in heaven" she joked as you looked behind you "wait" you told her as you got up

"Nooooo, don't stop heaven"

"I'm just closing the curtain so nobody see's us"

"let them see" Jessie shrugged "so they can know what's going to be mine"

"I think a few more dates until that happens Fleming," you said as you closed the curtain "but I do like your forwardness "Yeah?" Jessie questioned with a smirk and you couldn't help but fold at her words "Oh yeah, I'm free real estate at the moment until proven otherwise" you teased.

This made something in Jessies stomach turn "come here" she ordered as you sat back down on her lap "free real estate huh?" she questioned and you nodded, You felt her grasp on your ass tighter, leaving marks before looking at you and kissing you.

It didn't start slowly like it did at the end of your first date, no this time it was harsher and you loved it, from seeing Jessie so jealous from one look of a guy you wanted to test the waters.

And test it you did as you felt one of Jessie's hands pull you closer to her and create friction which you moaned quitely at giving Jessie dominance at the kiss "Do it again" she ordered before sloppily kissing down your neck "What again?" you asked and she rocked your body up and down her again, creating more friction.

You did as she said and grinded against her without her help as her nails dug into your ass with her denim grinding against your thin layers you couldn't help your quiet moans from coming out your mouth.

"Just like that" Jessie said as she nibbled at your neck, you reached your head back at the action as yo found yourself riding on the girls jeans quicker as you grew hotter and hotter.

"Jessie" you breathed out into her ear "Yeah baby" she says "Touch me" you mutter "Touch you where?" she asked and you buried your neck into her shoulder "down there" you mumbled

"be more specific baby" she teased you as you groaned, she gripped your ass so tight that you couldn't move anymore, you couldn't stand it, you wanted her.

"fuck Jessie" you muttered "What was that?" she asked as she gave you another hint of friction "Touch my pussy Jessie" you told her which she smiled at

"Only cause you asked so nicely" she smirked and you wished you had the power to humble her a bit, but right now you liked it as she placed you down on the couch and spread your legs apart for you.

You held eye contact the entire time as she lowered onto her knee's "you sure?" she asked and you nodded. You didn't even care that you were at your workplace any more, you just wanted Jessie.

You still held eye contact as she rolled your shorts down only to reveal you wore no panties which she raised her brows at "I don't like having undie line" you defended yourself as you watched Jessie try and figure out what to do with your fishnets, with no thought she ripped them from the middle and out, giving her easy access.

You felt the cool air hit you as you rolled your head back "Patience" Jessie laughed before leaning up and kissing you again but she kissed from your lips to your stomach and now a soft kiss to your clit that made a moan escape your lips, she smiled at your reaction before licking your folds slowly

"I know you said patience Jessie but we don't have a lot of time" you reminded her as she smiled at you "Okay"

You gripped onto the edge of the couch in pleasure before she entered a finger inside of you whilst licking at your clit "Oh fuck me" you muttered out as you felt Jessie smile against your clit as she added a second finger.

You felt yourself growing closer and closer as Jessie sped up "Jessie" you moaned out as you reached out your hand to grab her pony tail. She felt you clench around her fingers as she lifted her head up "you gonna cum?" she asked as you nodded

"I'm gonna cum Jessie" you moaned as continued to somehow go faster "Then cum for me" she ordered as you rolled your head back and let go, Jessie slowed down as she let you ride out your high before taking her fingers out and sucking them herself and then pointing them to you "suck them," she said before you did.

"kiss me" you told the soccer girl who came up to you and pulled you in by your chin to kiss her, you could taste yourself on her lips which you loved.

"Y/n toilet break over!" Kenzie yelled out from the door "yep be there in a sec just getting changed!" you answered back as you and Jessie tried not to laugh "If that was ten seconds earlier she would've heard you moaning out my name, did I make you feel good?" she asked and you nodded, grabbing your shorts from the floor.

"You wait here till my shift ends and I'll make you feel good too" you promised her with a kiss on the lips "I'll be waiting" Jessie smiled as she watched you open the curtain and walk out the room, Jessie quickly slapping your ass as you walked by.

"Jessie!"

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unofficial-book-of-quotes-tm · 2 months

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Can there be any sadder sight than a blood-covered loaf of bread in the wrong room?

Greg Davies (series 05, episode 02: The leprechaun or the lesbian) Slice the loaf as neatly as possible.

#taskmaster #greg davies #taskmaster quotes #taskmaster: series 5

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cloudberrylane · 1 year

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Taskmaster (2017): The Leprechaun or The Lesbian

The team of 3′s first meeting.

A: Look who I found! Little old Bob!

S: Hello!

B: Was just hanging around having a dump.

A: (gasps) Sally!-

#taskmaster #taskmaster s5 #s05e02 #bob mortimer #aisling bea #sally phillips #comedy #tv

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arizonaaaaaa · 3 months

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The best Rory Flanagan ships, source: it wasn’t necessary

1. Rory Flanagan/Sam Evans (Flanevans,Sory)

Easily the best one argue with the wall

They’re just soooooooo perfect together

They were totally flirting in EMC (3x09)

Also they were the first couple that I read a fanfiction of

I could spend hours just talking about them

I seriously recommend reading this fanfic, it’s not completed but it’s perfect

2. Rory Flanagan/Finn Hudson (Fludson)

The second best, only because they didn’t flirt on a Christmas ep

You can’t convince me that Rory didn’t totally had a crush on Finn when they first met

They deserved a duet together😔

3. Rory Flanagan/Sebastian Smythe (Flythe?)

The first BIG rarepair, so rare I didn’t even find a single cringy edit on Pinterest

Okay so there was this one fanfic were Rory stayed after season 3 and Sebastian transfers to McKinley and he’s like totally in love with Rory and the fanfic never got finished but I’m pretty sure they would’ve become a couple

4. Rory Flanagan/Artie Abrams (Flabrams)

Enemies to lovers if I may

THE TENSION IM SORRYY?????

Sugar’s lesbian anyways so💁‍♂️

Also all ships at this point are M/M cause I’m gay so i like them more

5. Rory Flanagan/Tina Cohen-Chang (Tory)

The first straight ship on this list

Tina has this goth bi energy that makes her look good with everyone she’s paired with

However I like gay Rory more than bi Rory so…

6. Rory Flanagan/Sugar Motta (Flamotta)

His only canon pairing how sad

I like them together but no one beats those ones👆

Also I like lesbian Sugar and gay Rory more so

7. Rory Flanagan/Noah Puckerman (Pory?,Flanerman?)

Bad boy and weird Irish boy? I’m on it!!!

Puck is the most shippable character ever literally (almost) every ship with him is good

Also Rory is really cute and I can see him with every person

8. Rory Flanagan/Quinn Fabray (Flabray)

Me when two characters that never interacted before sit next to each other:😍

That’s it

9. Rory Flanagan/Joe Hart (Jory)

Of course I have to ship the two newbies, it wouldn’t be me other wise

Joe is a really interesting case, he’s like the post-modern jesus so you would assume that he’s the straightest man ever

Except he isn’t, 1- he’s Christian, 2- he’s a teenager, 3- he’s in the glee club, which means that he has the gay gene

The rainbow was god’s promise after all💁‍♂️

10. Rory Flanagan/Brittany Pierce (Flapierce)

While I’m not the biggest Brittany enjoyer I did found them cute together

You know in like the 4 scenes they had together

In conclusion: Rory is the best character ever

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piosplayhouse · 11 months

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Im doing a ridiculous amount of rainbow grinding right now with the gay leprechaun to finally complete lesbian Ballhair's pride outfit

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nocontexttaskmaster · 11 months

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#taskmaster #alex horne #nish kumar #the leprechaun or the lesbian #5x2 #no context taskmaster #sorry for disappearing again #life be like that

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midnight-stuck · 1 year

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a new request blog! how novel!

there’s been a recent surplus of homestuck request blogs based around every which theme, which is exactly why i’m here. hi. hello.

this blog is particularly catered towards the intermission (and problem sleuth) fandom! as much as the trolls and humans have their moments, we’re here for the carapacians and leprechauns. seeing as stabdads and stuff are, in fact, a thing, there’s not going to be an outright ban on non-intermission (and problem sleuth) characters, but requests solely centered around them will be deleted!

requests featuring incest, pedophilia, and other gross stuff like that will be met with a block and report, so be normal. i’m watching you.

humanstuck is allowed and encouraged, as are AUs! i’d prefer this blog to be centered more around various headcanons than just shipping, so asks featuring hcs will be prioritized.

otherwise, i’m crews- as in from @polycrews -and this is just another headcanon/ship blog :3

(inspired by blogs like @dyke-stuck, @faggot-stuck, @queer-quadrants, @shipstucks, @pocstuckzz, and others)

INBOX:

HBCD enjoying a nice dinner

quote, “CROWBAR GAY”

dave and slick

WV, PM, and AR hangin out

bi snowman

droog x dadbert

HDNB

snowman and stitch chillin

butch MK

t4t4t WVPMAR

trans gay bear stitch

he/him bi woman droog

tgirl swag boxcars

humanstuck SS

just a simple HD

PM being badass

WVPMAR 2: electric boogaloo

DD06

HD and NB

silly lil clover doin a jig

agender deuce infodumpin to a transmasc boxcars

scratch, apathetic in regards to the felt taking a “major L”

humanstuck PS<3AD

t4t slickpaint

humanstuck PS and HD being besties

HD with her trans lesbian swag

HB, bear flavour

unlabelled WV with a chew toy

transmasc nonbiney slick

MSPA reader

demigender doze (sparkly dress included)

droog in the 3 am suit

voidboy doc scratch

transfem genderfluid fin

die and PI hangin out

QUEUE:

#homestuck #homestuck intermission #request blog #due to general stress and a busy schedule i may not be very punctual with responding to asks; but i'll be doing my best!

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kirbyofthestars · 2 years

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timekeeper is a gentlewoman but also absolutely not a woman in any sense. timekeeper is bisexual but no one wants her and vice-versa. timekeeper is a little leprechaun made of bread. timekeeper hasn’t blinked once in forty years. timekeeper leaks out horrible wispy clouds of black steam from their mouth and nose and ribs whenever they sneeze. timekeeper is the inside out-esque anthropomorphic personification of new onceler paranoia. timekeeper talks like a crispy austrian-accented youtube poop recorded on a gold nintendo dsi covered in mystery dungeon charms. timekeeper is like if willy wonka had angry sex with dell conagher. timekeeper has the soul of a little victorian orphan constantly doped on old timey cold medicine in the body of an uncaring chrono-god. timekeeper is an eberron player character made by a guy whose egg hasn’t quite cracked yet. timekeeper is an ancestral canid with rabies that taught itself how to open doors. timekeeper the sole natural predator of their past self’s comp-cis. timekeeper is a divine incarnation of croissant’s steampunk cosplaysona oc that she wears to seoul comic con. timekeeper is being kept on a tight leash rotated by a mechanic, a superhero, and a lesbian food service worker all at varying levels of sleep deprivation who keep having to remind her what “ethics” are. timekeeper causes stembofication in an area-of-effect radius of ten feet. timekeeper hates trees. timekeeper threatened to slow roast a twelve year old to death. timekeeper is like if a big yellow maine coon had the capacity for evil. timekeeper put a tiny top hat on their pet to match hers. timekeeper is in charge of a lot of things they should absolutely not be in charge of ever. have i mentioned that she is made of bread.

#cookie run

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unholybinchicken · 4 months

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santana for the ask gamee

OK buckle up homies. I am a Santana Lopez stan first, human second. Santana is best girl so this is probably gonna be a long one, answers under the cut...

favorite thing about them

She has such a big heart and is genuinely so sweet and caring and is ride-or-die as fuck for the people she cares about. Also she's just so fucking funny and she has these ditzy moments that are so comedically underrated.

least favorite thing about them

I don't like when the writers would use her to air grievances about cast members (but I also think "every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted" is funny and I'm sorry but I can't help but laugh every time I hear that). I also didn't like the dodgeball thing from s3 because it felt like the writers trying to justify Finn outing her (which absolutely isn't justified at all and I hate that there's still people in the fandom trying to act like it was). Also just like with Brittany's 'angry lesbians' comment, I didn't like the whole 'you need a 100% Sapphic goddess' conversation and the biphobia, especially considering it required two actual bi people (Naya and Demi) to utter those words (yikes).

I wish she could have stood up for herself a bit more when the feud with Rachel was resolved (because yeah maybe she took it too far but it wouldn't have gone there if Rachel hadn't overreacted to begin with).

idk if I'd necessarily say "least favourite" more than "most noticeable flaw" but she tends to spiral when she doesn't have control of a situation, which leads to things like the whole Artie situation and later the whole leprechaun thing.

(also ... again more of a "most noticeable flaw" thing than anything else I think she has low self-esteem and a fear of success but I could write an essay on that so we'll save that for another day)

favorite line

"First of all, that is offensive! He shot Martin Luther King!"

brOTP

Besides Brittana (because they are besties as well as soulmates and wives), hands down has to be Sancedes!!!! I love their friendship. I love how in season 2 Mercedes laughs at all Santana's comebacks. I think they stayed friends way after canon ended.

I'm a sucker for Kurtana, Blaintana and Samtana besties as well.

OTP

Brittana ofc <3

nOTP

All ships with male characters but especially Finntana, Pucktana and Sebtana. I don't like the other main Santana ships either (Quinntana/Pezberry) and I don't like Dantana or Santina either (but I'm cool with multishipping as long as it's not invalidating her as a lesbian and as long as people aren't rude about Brittany, because Britt's one of my comfort characters as well)

random headcanon

I have so many Santana headcanons it's not funny but I don't know what the barometer of randomness is, so here's a list of them and ig you can decide which are the more random ones.

Also I'm a demisexual lesbian Santana truther and I know there's others out there but I don't think it's a widely popular headcanon.

unpopular opinion

That I think she's overhated??? No fr I have no patience for people who call her irredeemable or a terrible person because she wasn't. Santana is best girl point blank period, and in my opinion, even though I love a lot of the other characters as well, she was the best part of Glee.

Santana's version of Don't Rain On My Parade is the superior version.

In terms of some fanon things, fuck JKR but Santana's not a Slytherin and I'll die on that hill. I'm not a fan of the cutesy nicknames people give her in fanfiction. Also her abuela would never allow her middle name to be Diabla so fuck Ryan Murphy for putting that into the universe.

(also idk if this is an unpopular opinion or not but the people who are whining that kevin and jenna talk about naya/santana too much on their podcast seriously need to get a life)

song i associate with them

favorite picture of them

There's too many of them to narrow it down to just one but I'm gonna have to go with weddingtana ...

she's so happy and smiley because she just married her britt-britt and they're WIVES!!!

(we did it joe)

anyway, this was fun, please send in more asks, I really enjoy doing them

#glee asks #character ask game #santana lopez #anon

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