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formulaorange · 1 year

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The Vampire Dies in No Time - Season 2 - 12 Episodes My favourite show strikes again. I've never felt such consistency between 2 seasons. The humour sticks just as well as the first season even with all the new content. All of the appeal is still there and I had a good laugh for many of the episodes. This show gets me and I kind of hate it. 9.5/10 - Great +

#the vampire dies in no time #the vampire dies in no time season 2 #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu 2 #john the armadillo #draluc #ronaldo #the great vampire hunter ronaldo #anime #new anime #2023 anime #2023 winter anime #anime ranking #anime review

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bellamer · 2 years

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Deadass just found out Draluc's Japanese VA sings the opening song so like, is it canon that Draluc can actually sing then ?

Imagine Ronaldo finding out Draluc can sing because Draluc decided to sing John a lullaby when John was having trouble sleeping and Ronaldo reacts in pure shock.

#the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #ronaldo x draluc #ronadora #ronaldo the hunter #ronaldo the great #draluc #john the armadillo

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lev1hei1chou · 7 months

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Fun fluffy animes that I loved

This is basically a list of animes that helps get over or deal with the trauma inflicted by various animes. At the moment, I guess fellow JJK fans might need this, and prolly AOT fans on November 5. Have fun watching

Haikyuu

Short Synopsis: Determined to be like the volleyball championship's star player nicknamed "the small giant", Shoyo joins his school's volleyball club.

Episodes: 85 + 5 OVA

The worst thing that can possibly happen is either the 3rd year students graduating or you being unable to support a specific team (nah cuz bro how do you pick and root for one? I end up being happy for the team that won and depressed for the team that lost)

Two movies are coming up soon

Highschool Babysitters

Synopsis: After the sudden death of their parents on a plane crash, two young brothers named Ryūichi Kashima (a freshman in high school) and his younger brother Kotarō (a preschooler) are left orphaned and having no place to call home. The chairwoman of the prestigious Morinomiya Academy offers to take the boys into her care, giving them a new house and free tuition, on the condition that Ryuichi helps out with the school's daycare center while also attending normal classes during school hours.

Episodes: 12 + 1 OVA

Note: Plane crash seems sad but trust me, its only mentioned in the first episode, and the rest 11 is just fluffy goodness. Nothing can prepare you for the cuteness.

Cells At Work

Synopsis: One newcomer red blood cell just wants to do her job. Between bacteria incursions and meeting a certain white blood cell, she's got a lot to learn.

Episodes: 31 + 7

A good mix of science and entertainment. The episodes dont have to be watched in any specific order.

Mr. Osomatsu

Synopsis: The everyday lives of identical sextuplets who cause mischief.

Episodes: 75 + special eps + movies

Has a good amount of 18+ jokes, but its not too overwhelming. It doesnt necessarily follow a plot, and each episode is usually two different stories combined. So, skipping episodes should be fine. Also, it features very popular voice actors for the sextuplets (Geto's VA, Gojo's VA, Levi's VA, Koro sensei's VA, Erwin's VA and Haku/ Sugawara's VA), Iyami (Obanai Iguro's VA), Totoko (Shoko's VA)

The Vampire Dies in No Time

Synopsis: The story follows the famed vampire hunter, Ronaldo, who receives a job to destroy the supposedly invincible vampire lord Draluc and rescue a human boy he allegedly kidnapped.

Episodes: 24

Note: Its a hit or miss, the running gag is used constantly and gets tiring at times, but the overall anime is a good watch. I personally loved John the Armadillo

Buddy Daddies

Synopsis: Assassins Kazuki Kurusu and Rei Suwa meet Miri, a girl looking for her father on Christmas Day. Kazuki, Rei, and Miri unexpectedly end up living together.

Episodes: 12

May get dark at times, so I wont guarantee that itll be a smooth sail, but we get a wholesome conclusion so you can count on that! Otherwise VERY fluffy

Blue Lock

Synopsis: High school soccer players from across Japan gather for a controversial project designed to create the best and most egoistic striker in the world.

Episodes: 24

Isnt exactly true football, but yeah. The anime is pretty fine. It doesnt exactly go under the fluffy anime like i mentioned in the title, but you can check it out if you want.

Free!!

Synopsis: The story is centered on high school student Haruka Nanase, a gifted swimmer. After encountering his childhood rival, Rin Matsuoka from Samezuka Academy, he and his friends revitalize Iwatobi High School's swim team.

Episodes: 37 + specials and movies

This anime to me, personally is what haikyuu is. A great comfort anime which knows how to make the viewer connect with the characters. I dislike it when the whole anime gets reduced to just fanservice, like guys lets look beyond that and actually enjoy the plot.

Life Lessons With Uramichi Oniisan

Synopsis: From smoking and exercising to nihilistic outbursts, everyone's big brother Uramichi always brings up the not-so-moral side to his life lessons

Episodes: 13

This one is very real and relatable in many levels. Theres a lot of screenshots and panels available online, so you can check a few out before watching!

Obey Me

Synopsis: Brothers Lucifer, Mammon, Leviathan, Satan, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, and Belphegor are among the most powerful demons in the Devildom, serving as officers on the student council at the Royal Academy of Diavolo (RAD). However, being avatars of the seven deadly sins, their behaviors often tend toward the extreme. Their everyday antics belie their high status and fearsome reputations among others of their kind. When viewed behind the scenes, the members of this family are more lovable—and laughable—than they first seem!

Episodes: 24 + 1

It's based on a popular otome game, and can be watched as it is even if you havent played the game. The basic idea is that theyre based on the 7 sins, so their personalities are really amusing. As for the plot, its pretty wholesome.

Play It Cool Guys

Synopsis: Despite their distinctive personalities, Souma Shiki, Hayate Ichikura, Shun Futami, and Takayuki Mima all have one thing in common: though naturally clumsy, the four disguise their embarrassment from tiny slip-ups by maintaining a composed demeanor. However, it is actually the guys' airheaded natures that makes the girls' hearts throb. No matter what happens in their daily lives, the boys do their best not to lose their cool!

Episodes: 24

Each episode is barely 10-13 minutes, so it just doesnt feel enough lol. Most of their slip ups are relatable and could get a chuckle from the viewer. The art style is a little different but its good. Definitely worth watching, once or even multiple times.

Tanaka Kun is Always Listless

Synopsis: For high school student Tanaka, the act of being listless is a way of life. Known for his inattentiveness and ability to fall asleep anywhere, Tanaka prays that each day will be as uneventful as the last, seeking to preserve his lazy lifestyle however he can by avoiding situations that require him to exert himself. Along with his dependable friend Oota who helps him with tasks he is unable to accomplish, the lethargic teenager constantly deals with events that prevent him from experiencing the quiet and peaceful days he longs for.

Episodes: 13 + specials

Not gonna lie, Ive wanted to act like Tanaka. The characters are lovable and the anime is worth giving a try. An underrated gem. I personally loved the school festival episode.

@satoruukisser hope this helps!

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amaraplaysonwords · 11 months

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[Kyuushi Character Song] The Invincible Progenitor, Lord Draluc (Eng TL)

"Fuhahahahaha!"

Verse 1: I am the great Vampire Lord The curtains open for this masquerade of chaos This fearsome presence controlling the world of mortals The eminent progenitor, the invincible Lord Draluc

Prechorus: „Good evening, what a wonderful nape you have there, young lady, would you like to- waughh! Ostriches!”

I’m sorry ("Saaand!") I’m just a fat widdle caterpillar

“This is exactly why Shin-Yokohama is senseless, loud, and time passes by way too quickl- AHH! IT’S SUNRISE!!”

Super weak, earthworm level

Chorus: Come, let’s indulge the night away Playing a game whose machinations the mere mortals can’t comprehend Let’s dance in the world of the immortals Quench the age-old thirst of my throat Come, dance right into my hands

"Fuhahahahaha!"

Verse 2: One after the other, incidents keep happening ("WTF?!") Those inferior vampires are a noob One Hit KO The amiable and convenient human society Should abide by my intellectual and agreeable rules

Prechorus 2: "S-Stop it! You got the wrong vampire!”

Ergo, ("Saand!") I’m only acting the fool

"Eh, what the hell? Does this town only have freaks?!”

The insane ("Saand!") city of fiends, Shin-Yoko

Chorus 2: Come, fear me, the one who eclipses even the sun Little boys should just go eat some celery Wherever the night goes, that is my dance hall The moon’s gaze is beautiful tonight Yes, rise up, the hedonism flowing in my blood

Bridge: "Wahahahaha! You foolish humans! That’s right! I am such an awesome invincible progenitor Vampire Lord, I'm even helping the hunters!”

Easily betray, effortlessly die

Chorus 3: Come, let’s indulge the night away Playing a game whose machinations the mere mortals can’t comprehend Let’s dance in the world of the immortals Quench the age-old thirst of my throat Ah, I long for the pale glow of a nape

Outro: I’m just joking. I‘ll settle with milk...

Defeat…

"Hey, you tricked me! Oops, I slipped- Saaaaand!!!”

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Since the Ronaldo character song was a big hit I decided to do this one too. It's such a fun song. I took a lot of liberties here, so it sounds like how Draluc would talk in English. But no TL notes to explain all the differences with the JP, you will just have to take my word for it LOL Thanks for reading!

#the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #song tl #draluc #no tl notes bc i dont feel like explaining any of my decisions #might do make me the hunter or linelight winery next bc i love those

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neonscandal · 2 years

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9 Anime to Watch When You Want to Feel Like 👇🏾

So you just finished something heavy or maybe you finally finished an epically long show (looking at you, One Piece) and now you need a silly little respite for some casual viewing. Here are a few short series/movies to check out for a quick laugh.

The Devil is a Part-Timer (series) - this is not your average isekai. Usually, we see someone from modern times getting sent back to like feudal era (or something fantasy-eque but primitive nonetheless) who sees meteoric success because of their expansive knowledge compared to those around them. Yea no, imagine Satan himself blasting into the modern era with no street smarts, no self-awareness and none of his fiendish powers. How does he get by? If you want a touch of action with your funny, this is a great choice.

Sub/Dub | Tubi, Funimation, Hulu, Crunchyroll

The Vampire Dies in No Time (series) - I love a good subversive comedy (as seen above) and this also challenges the notion of strong vampires and.. even what vampires can be. Ronaldo, white haired vampire hunter pictured above, had no idea the peril he'd encounter when he snuck into the great Draluc's castle. It was the kind of peril that lingers since, ultimately, Draluc ends up becoming his unwelcome house guest along with his faithful companion, John. Expect maybe a tiny bit of fan service but not in ways you'd expect.

Sub/Dub | Funimation

Wave Listen to Me (series) - what if your shitty ex could give you more than just a broken heart? Like maybe a total career change? Minare, woman after my own heart, gets plastered one night and ends up on the radio airing out her own dirty laundry. Turns into quite the side gig with her penchant for self-deprecating Gilmore Girls tempo delivery. The overarching message of the show has depth and the character feels real despite always being wrapped in a few layers of fiction. All in all, relatable.

Sub/Dub | Funimation

Chio's School Road (series) - Chio is just a gamer girl with an eccentrically rich inner life stemming from some severe awkwardness that endears her to me immediately. The show follows her everyday commute to school that is made complicated time and time again, usually by her own hand.

Sub/Dub | Funimation, Crunchyroll

Hinamatsuri (series) - imagine a magical girl who isn’t quite so… magical. She’s got the powers but she has a complete lack of self awareness and social graces. That is our MC Hina which is to low-level yakuza thug Nitta’s distinct displeasure when she appears in his apartment one day. The series follows their best attempt at a functional father-daughter relationship as Nitta tries to turn Hina into a normal kid with some wholesome and endearing subplots involving rough around the edges, Anzu.

Sub/Dub | Funimation, Crunchyroll

Life Lessons with Uramichii-San (series) - maybe this is the kind of show you only find funny once you have lower back pain but there's something about the bitter, worn down Uramichii contrasting the bright and hopeful children he entertains that just speaks to me. Imagine finding out that the Sesame Street cast is comprised of a bunch of depressed, chain smoking loners who are hanging on by a silly string thread (oh and they also have troubling sleep paralysis demons). Millennials, rise up, this one is for us.

Sub/Dub | Funimation, Crunchyroll

Love After World Domination (series) - love hurts but sometimes it's a good hurt like when you're forced to fight your significant other to keep up appearances so you can avoid scandalizing your relationship. Oh, just Reaper Princess and Red Gelato? This Romeo + Juliet story follows a villain and a hero as they awkwardly navigate their first romantic relationship, privately. Fan service in this show (as seen above) is going to be more in abundance and, at times, used as a comedic device so be warned.

Sub/Dub | Crunchyroll

Monthly Girls Nozaki-kun (series) - There's something about characters who show a complete lack of awareness that kills me. The story centers on a girl confessing to her classmate not realizing he's actually one of her favorite shojo romance's mangaka (who is supposed to be a girl). If you're confused, so is Chiyo when she somehow secures an invite to her crush's house. It's cute and awkward and the crazy characters that seem to surround Nozaki ultimately inspire his manga.

Sub/Dub | HiDive

Grand Blue Dreaming (series) - Rife with so much debauchery there's a disclaimer at the beginning, this show follows college freshman Iori as he moves to a seaside town with his uncle who owns a dive shop. Iori has moments of wholesome reflection while trying to appreciate his coming of age which is constantly underpinned by the mischief and trouble one can only expect when navigating adulthood, independence and romance for the first time. The show has a good sprinkle of life lessons from unexpected places, but, considering the source, take it with a grain of salt as there are several questionable elements that I'm choosing to gloss over here. Expect gratuitous fan service though. And some generally problematic tropes sprinkled in with those hijinks. Is it obvious I’m second guessing this recommendation?

Sub | Prime Video

#neon recs #anime #the devil is a part timer #the vampire dies in no time #wave listen to me #Chios school road #hinamatsuri #life lessons with uramichii-san #love after world domination #grand blue dreaming #funny anime #anime comedy #romcom #romantic comedy #magical girl #isekai

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mayhemmaybe · 9 months

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Netflips and No Chill

“Ha-hah!” Oh, sweet victory! All the more satisfying when beating Draluc at his own game.

“There’s no way you beat me, you suck at fighting games. You cheated!”

“What, can’t handle losing? I won fair and square, QS5’s all mine tonight.”

The vampire’s gaze sized Ronaldo up, but Draluc couldn’t find a reason to protest further. He’d lost, loathe as he was to admit it. “Ugh, alright,” he dropped onto the couch Ronaldo had so conveniently moved in anticipation of winning, “but pick something interesting to watch this time.”

“You don’t get a say in this! Besides, we both know you’re gonna spend the whole night on your dumb handheld anyway. You want anything from the fridge?”

“Milk, if you wouldn’t mind.”

“Sure. Gimme a sec.” With practised movements, Ronaldo made his way to the office. Finally he’d found a positive to those tunnels Hinaichi dug under the floorboards. “Alright kid, payment as promised.”

“You know my mom’s gonna be pissed I was out this late. Not to mention how hard it was to see with you moving around so much.”

“If you had to live with that smug look of his 24/7 and just got to watch it get wiped off in a few minutes you’d be excited too!”

“You need a hobby or something, man.”

Ronaldo took a moment to clear his thoughts, calm his mind. “Fine, a bonus for your troubles, now get outta here before he notices. And give me that controller back.” Making a pointed mental note not to forget the milk, Ronaldo made his way back to the couch, “Here ya go.”

Draluc took the bottle without ever looking away from the QSQ’s screen, “Shouldn’t you be working on your next installment of the Ronaldo Chronicles?”

“Nah, I got plenty of time.”

“Famous last words. You really do take procrastination to a whole new level.”

“As if you’ve never put anything off until last minute. Anyway shut up, movie’s starting.”

~ “Mr. Fukuma, please, just give me one more week. I swear I’ll have the next edition finished.”

“It seems you’ve been distracted, Ronaldo. Perhaps you need a small reminder of what will happen should you fail to meet your deadlines.”

“No, no, nooooo!!” ~

A fleeting movement against his legs. Anyone else may have slept through it, but you didn’t get to this kind of status as a hunter by sleeping deeply when your life was constantly in danger to the creatures of the night. Ronaldo bolted awake, instantly assessing the room for the threat and-

“Eh?” Oh great. Draluc must have fallen asleep then tipped over across his lap. Welp.

Ronaldo raised his hands, ready to clap them together next to the vampire’s ear. Right up until something caught his eye and he fumbled through an awkward miss to keep his palms from connecting. Sleeping peacefully in the most adorable little ball wrapped in Draluc’s arms was John.

I can’t wake him up now, it’ll ruin John’s nap. Guess I can let the idiot stay until John wakes up. Heh, he’ll probably die of embarrassment.

Maybe he could still get a good stretch in without moving too much. It was then, with his back arched slightly over the back of the couch, that he noticed two things. One, that the dark blue sky outside was beginning to turn a little bit lighter. And two, that the blinds were left wide open as they often were at night. By nothing short of a miracle, his high-pitched inhale of shock didn’t wake anyone.

This is bad! If I don’t wake Lord Dral, the sun’s gonna kill him for sure. But if I do, it’ll disturb John, and he’s sleeping like a little angel! AUGH but if I don’t Draluc dies anyway andJohn’ll wake up and be all sad. What horrible things did I do in a past life to deserve this, huh?

Alright, think Ronaldo. You’ve been in worse scrapes than this. Think. If I can just knock the blinds down somehow then it’ll keep most of the light out. His back arched once more gauging the angle and distance, swatter in hand. If he could just hook the loop of the handle around the string...So.....close. The swatter dropped from his grip and hit the floor with a small but noticeable thunk. Ronaldo held his breath for far longer than necessary. All clear.

Alright new plan. “ᴾˢˢᵗ. ᴴᵉʸ, ᴰʳᵃˡ.”

“...n...nu..?”

Abort! Abort!

Soft sounds of armadillo sleep resumed and Ronaldo heaved a long sigh of relief.

Damn, my legs are starting to go numb. Seriously? This guy barely weighs anything how’s he cutting circulation off in anything down there? He’s really conked out too, hasn’t moved an inch. Guess sleeping in a box doesn’t give you a good range of motion. Who sleeps in a coffin anyway? Bet he even sleeps with his arms crossed over his chest in there.

Aaaand I have to take a leak. If I could teleport over to the bathroom then-

Mr. Fukuma! All I have to do is tell him I can’t get any work done with the window open like that and problem solved, he’ll pop in and make sure of it. But....then he might want to see how the writing is going.

Which it isn’t.

Like, at all.

...

It’s not worth it, sorry John.

The first faint splinters of sun were cresting over the horizon, sending the sky into it’s beautiful early gradient. Ronaldo’s jaw clenched. This was it. Draluc was going to die, John was going to be disappointed in him, everything was going to hell.

“Why the serious face?”

Ronaldo’s expression changed the moment he heard Draluc’s voice. It was a slow journey of emotions that resulted in a twitch under his left eye.

“You’ve looked so upset all morning. Trouble getting back to sleep?”

“You were awake the whole time?!”

“Don’t get mad at me. At least I didn’t pay some child to play in my place. I fight my own battles. Ah...digital ones, anyway.”

“You knew?!”

“Of course I knew! I heard you talking to scooter kid through the door. You’re not exactly subtle.”

“Nu...nu nu?”

Both of them froze at John’s sudden awakening. Ever so gently, Ronaldo plucked John off of Draluc’s chest and set him carefully on the back of the couch. Then, carrying him like a scolded cat, Ronaldo got a tight grip on the back of Draluc’s cape and hoisted him up.

“Wait...what are you doing?”

“Figured if you were staying up this whole time, has to be because you wanted to watch the sunrise with me.”

“R-Ronaldo!”

“Nu nu!!”

“Yup, just you, me, and the sky at dawn.”

“Alright, alright, I’m sorry! You can use the QS5 for a few hours tonight, just put me down!” Nothing. “All night?” Silence. “It’s all yours for the whole week! Please, I’m begging you!”

“Got yourself a deal.” With a swift kick, the coffin’s lid was off, Draluc was tossed unceremoniously inside and John raced to slide the lid in place.

“And there are people who think I’m the monster!”

“Relax, you’re in one piece aren’t you?”

"..."

“You died getting thrown in there, didn’t you?”

“I won’t be dignifying that with a response.”

#He's self-centred impulsive and dies in no time - Lord Draluc #NPC: Ronaldo #The Vampire Dies in No Time #TVDINT #drabble

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sunvisetrip · 1 year

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Not great as the first episode, but I got a lot of laughs out of it.

As for today's summary (SPOILER WARNING UNDER THE CUT SINCE IT AIRED EARLIER ON ANIPLUS ASIA)

Non binary dhampir Mikazuki Kagomehara from Tokyo pays a visit at the Hunters Guild and would you know it... Ronaldo rises to his bi-awakening to him, which is one step ahead for our beloved pathetic hunter in red within canon as bisexual.

Goldilocks Hinaichi checks up on the Office Trio like usual and we get more interesting tidbits about the quality of blood wine as described by Papa Bear Draluc. Hundreds of vampiric coconut larvae evolve into a giant stag beetle after hogging every sip of wine and is quickly slain by Mama Bear Ronaldo and the cookie monster.

Cozy Crazy Party is good ending theme but the outro for this season was rather too happy for me and probably because Strangers clutched me more on wistful, sappy angst.

Last is the evil incarnate Fukuma (which Draluc & Ronaldo have theorized in a hunch) and possibly the entire witch cult + merciless kingpins in disguise as a publishing company forces Draluc to give a positive review an appalling, unfinished, broken game equivalent to the horrors of Sonic 06 + Sims 3-4 severely long loading screens and combustion of thermal heat of a laptop or CPU and game-breaking glitches seen on many bad ones like Balan Wonderworld. (Poor Draluc, now he is enforced to be reviewing more abysmal games.🥹)

And...uh oh. Next week will be the beginning of a low rating episode score for me.😰

#didn't wrote my thoughts about the first glorious episode #IT WAS WAY ABOVE OF MY EXPECTATIONS #the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #kyuushi #monday kyuushi ep thoughts

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briillicnt · 5 months

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A VERY DESCRIPTIVE PROFILE OF YOUR MUSE !!

Repost with the information of your muse, including headcanons, etc. if you fail to achieve some of the facts, add some other of your own!

TAGGED BY: @fragiilex

TAGGING: whoever would like to do this!

► NAME: tristan jacques ronaldo ► NICKNAME: tist, tris ► TITLE(S): n/a ► AGE: 28 ► SPECIES: human ► SEX: male ► NATIONALITY: american ► INTERESTS: hunting, archery, photography, reading, playing guitar ► PROFESSION: hunter, freelance photographer, bartender ► BODY TYPE: athletic ► EYES: green ► HAIR: light brow, short, messy — styled longer when he’s older ► POSTURE: straight, relaxed ► HEIGHT: 5'11" ► VOICE: deep, scratchy, quiet ► SIGNATURE OUTFIT: dark jeans, brown / black hiking boots, flannel button up shirts that he layers over a plain short sleeved shirt. he also wears dark long sleeved shirts, denim button down shirts, olive / brown / black / or gray jean jacket / leather jacket or bomber type jackets. examples x, x, x, x ► SIGNIFICANT OTHER: n/ a ► COMPANIONS: a golden retriever named molly ► ANTAGONISTS: vampires or any supernatural creature really. ► STRENGTHS: he’s great with a bow and arrow, he’s handy with woodworking, he’s charming and can talk his way out of some situations ► WEAKNESSES: his stubbornness and his lack of trusting. ► FRUITS: blueberries ► DRINKS: black coffee, lemonade ► ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES: beer — his favorite is samuel adams boston lager, he isn’t the biggest fan of cocktails but, if he had to drink one he’d pick a whiskey sour. ► SMOKES: yes, a bad habit and he tends to do it in private. ► DRUGS: he does smoke cannabis occasionally but, he again doesn’t make it known. ► DRIVER'S LICENSE: yes.

#soul of a warrior / about.

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cereal-rice · 3 years

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Vampire Hunter Ronaldo the Great:

Also Vampire Hunter Ronaldo the Great:

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#kyuuketsuki sugu shinu #the vampire dies in no time #ronaldo #vampire hunter ronaldo the great #draluc #handa #he just wants to hang out too :(#leave his boyfriend alone #i love this anime so much

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undersero · 2 years

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The Need for Beauty Sleep

Pairing: Ronaldo the Vampire Hunter x Gender Neutral Reader

Warnings: swearing

This work of fiction is written and intended for 18+ audiences only. Minors do not interact. Do not share or repost my work on other platforms. Do not copy my work.

The midnight hush falls over your apartment like a blanket, save for intermittent clacking that’s currently keeping you from falling asleep. You know just who the guilty party is.

Draluc quieted down about an hour ago, and you haven’t heard a peep from him or John since. The clacking isn’t coming from anything your strange roommate was doing.

It was, instead, coming from your even stranger boyfriend.

12:17 glows bright and violently red on your alarm clock, made more ominous by the shadows streaking across the wall from the streetlight outside. Clack clack clack.

You want to sleep so badly that your bones ache for it, but there’s an even deeper ache in your chest that worsens with each clack from the other room. It’s probably silly, you know this, but you can’t shake it. You can’t hope to sleep, regardless of how warm and comfortable you are, if you’re alone. Clack clack clack.

It’s silly. You’ve slept alone many times before. It’s always harder when it’s only a wall that separates you from Ronaldo. His side of the bed is cold. You can’t hear his light, gentle snores.

Finally, you can’t take it anymore and toss the covers off your body.

…

Before you say anything, you appreciate the view. Ronaldo sits at his desk, fingers working on the keyboard of his computer, undoubtedly crafting the third volume of his autobiography. His hair is a little messy, poofy, and with no hat on his head or holsters around his shoulders, he looks like the man you love, the man that few others get to see.

As you appreciate how soft he looks, he leans back in his chair and rubs his face. You can feel the exhaustion seeping off of him.

“Gonna just stand there?” He asks, sliding his hands down his face and quirking a playful brow as he looks at you, fatigue momentarily forgotten.

A smile unfurls across your lips. Of course he knows you’re there.

“Hell no,” you say, “it’s cold. I came to bring you to bed,” you tease him, the comfortable banter falling so easily from your lips.

“It’s not that late,” he says, checking the time and making a face when it is later than he initially thought.

“It’s late enough. You’re gonna write your fingers to the bone.”

“Still not done with this chapter…” even to Ronaldo, the boredom in his tone is obvious.

“It can wait,” you tell him with more authority. “You can’t possibly finish the chapter if you’re exhausted. Come to bed.”

He leans back in his chair and considers for a second before he smiles at you.

“You know I like it when you boss me around,” he teases, dimples indenting the sides of his cheeks as he grins.

“I do,” you concede, “get your ass to bed with me, now.” You’re grinning at him, holding your hand out for him to take. Within seconds, Ronaldo shuts the lid of his laptop. His warm, broad hand is in yours, and he presses a kiss to your knuckles before planting another on your lips.

“Thanks,” he murmurs, gratitude in his eyes. In response, you kiss him again.

“Anytime,” you tell him before tugging him back toward your bedroom. “Let’s go, you need your beauty sleep.”

This work of fiction is written and intended for 18+ audiences only. Minors do not interact. Do not share or repost my work on other platforms. Do not copy my work. undersero 2022.

#the vampire dies in no time #tvdint #tvdint ronaldo #ronaldo the hunter #ronaldo the vampire hunter #ronaldo the great #tvdint ronaldo x reader

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shateibun · 2 years

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the great vampire hunter ronaldo!

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lzsylovesanime · 2 years

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Anime spotlight - The Vampire Dies in Ni Time

I loved this series was already hyped when it was announced as it looked fun and whacky and well vampires are my jam.

The plot is Vampires are known to have many weaknesses that balance out their incredible power, but the vampire lord Draluc happens to be weak to pretty much anything. The vampire hunter Ronald receives a job to infiltrate the castle of the so-called "Invincible Progenitor" and rescue a woman's son from the monster within. But upon arriving, he is dumbfounded to discover that the vampire quickly turns to ash by something as trivial as a clap of his hands! Moreover, the child he was sent to save had merely wandered in to play the vampire lord's video games while he slept! In a disastrous turn of events, Draluc's castle is destroyed, and the fragile vampire decides to move in with the hunter who has only just defeated him. Ronald, Draluc, and the vampire's pet armadillo John form quite the eccentric team as they are forced to work together while fending off Ronald's violent editor, the lesser vampires plaguing the city, and even their fellow vampire hunters.

I'm normally cautious around gag anime as I have a very specific sense of humour and some can over play their one joke but luckily this series never did. The fact that the running gag was Draluc just dies instantly at everything just stayed funny but so was the odd couple pairing of him and Ronaldo who keep trying to wind each other up and one up each other. Their dynamic and chemistry really worked along with the host of ever increasingly odd characters. I found most of then charming and the fact the series manage to be so lewd but not ever feel distasteful was great.

Its just a fun series, lots of laughs and increasingly weird and mad situations. Great opening as well!

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bellamer · 2 years

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I forgot about this. Might start making Draluc Daily's again

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glorioblog · 3 years

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First Look: The Vampire Dies in No Time

Alternative title(s): Kyuuketsuki Sugu Shinu Manga Adaptation by MADHOUSE Streaming on Funimation Premise The great vampire hunter Ronaldo confronts the legendary vampire Dralc, only to discover he’s a total pushover. Somehow this leads to Dralc joining Ronaldo’s vampire hunting agency, and a very odd buddy cop duo is born. Jel’s verdict: Kill me… WITH LAUGHTER There is a very specific brand of…

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b3crew · 2 years

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REVIEW | "The Vampire Dies in No Time" | B3 - Boston Bastard Brigade

Vampires are no longer a threat in fiction; they’re also a source for great laughter. Taika Waititi and Jemaine Clement’s What We Do in the Shadows franchise is the best example around, as it takes a mockumentary route to bring about new, exciting, and hilarious traits about our favorite bloodsuckers. But in anime, vampires lack any sort of comedic timing (and yes, I am throwing a jab at Mamoru Oshii’s horrible Vlad Love here!). Fortunately, someone found the right way to bring the funny to the Draculas of the animated realm, in the form of this season’s The Vampire Dies in No Time.

Based on the manga by Itaru Bonnaki, The Vampire Dies in No Time places its focus on Ronaldo, a well-renowned vampire hunter. A job takes him on a quest to seek a vicious vampire that’s kidnapped a child. However, upon arriving at the castle, Ronaldo is given a rude awakening: the vampire Draluc wasn’t just framed, he’s actually the weakest of his kind! Things get worse when Ronaldo accidentally destroys Draluc’s castle, leaving him and his armadillo familiar John homeless.

Thus the real story begins, as Ronaldo is forced to house Draluc and John in his office. With his somewhat vampiric knowhow, Draluc aid Ronaldo and the other vampire hunters when trouble arises. But as the kinds of vampires that show up keep getting weirder, it becomes clear that mere stakes to the heart won’t cut it. Of course, with unconventional vampires, there’s always unconventional ways of defeating them!

The strength of The Vampire Dies in No Time rests on the duo of Ronaldo and Draluc. Both characters often switch between the roles of the comedic folly and the straight man, depending on the situation. When Ronaldo is forced to write his next volume of his acclaimed book series, it’s him that becomes the butt of the joke. But when Draluc is forced to use his knowledge to defeat his vampiric “bretheren”, it’s the fanged one that’s often the vocal and visual gag.

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bellamer · 2 years

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Thingy where a vampire magic mishap happens and John actually gets turned into a chubby human child and Ronaldo and Draluc have to help him adjust until he can turn back into an armadillo, which could take weeks.

John just feels so out of place in his new body and let's out tearful "nu's" while Ronaldo and Draluc try to comfort him, hugging and holding him like they did when he was an armadillo, assuring him that it's alright and that they'll be by his side to help him and that they'll find the vampire who did this to him and make them pay.

Even when they have to leave him alone because they can't take him on missions because John doesn't have his hard shell to protect him anymore and they don't want him getting hurt, he's never alone.

Draus comes by with gifts and babysits him, wondering if this is what it's like having an actual grandchild and basking it in, Satetsu loves babysitting John and taking him to the park, Senya loves buying him outfits and playing dress up, he just has so many good guardians and babysitters. Draluc's grandfather isn't allowed to be around John unsupervised in the state though because everyone is scared that he'll try to get John to do a dangerous family activity and that he'll get hurt.

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