having gen z on the grid is going to be so good for the sport

“Omg there’s an intimacy coordinator on 7x05 I wonder why??👀👀”

And it’s just this:

good lord

Xisuma changing his title from “Three Hermits One Hole” to “Hermits In A Cave” vs Jimmy keeping his episode called “I was forced to work in his hole”, titling today’s stream “I’m back in the hole” and saying things like “without hole i feel empty, I need the hole”: fight

okay but percy calling the minotaur 'ground beef' is so diabolical. because imagine being the well-known. undefeatable. half-bull half-man. seven foot tall monster. prancing around in your fanciest fruit of the loom tighty whities. and this twelve year old. with no objective experience in swordfighting. whose mom you just violently squished to death. calls you a feast for carnivores. the important part of a taco. the beef of the wellington. i would have gave up.

Living vicariously through Minthara’s datamined lines bc what even is this? Modern version of this meme.

still believe one of the funniest moment in d20 history is when everyone was reading out their letters in acofaf and lou went "dearest dev patel and michael b jordan" and read an entire letter casting them as dr green hunter

imagine if they had the river go under the arch anyway. the mississippi just does that sometimes

twiyor is so funny to me its like

if we were to compare their prospective romantic relationship to, say, going down a flight of stairs:

yor is heading down at a casual pace, maybe looking around at the scenery, taking care not to miss any steps; she’s not going fast enough to say that she 💕✨ loves✨💕 him, but she fancies him, obviously. she wouldn’t get that specifically jealous of his interactions with fiona otherwise. hes handsome, kind, respectful, skilled, and has given her a place in his family, of course she’d be crushing a bit. so she’s taking her time, not in a rush to reach the bottom.

loid on the other hand has tripped over the first step, is tumbling down at speeds that could rival a vehicle and isnt even aware that he’s currently hurtling towards the bottom landing. but he’ll tell you he’s absolutely not falling down a flight of stairs, even though he jumped at the chance to honeypot with no tactical or logical advantage once she revealed even a smidgen of romantic interest. like he straight up associates her with a ‘safe space’ hello??????

sorry im laughing mobius was so ready to ignore both his sons calling him just to flirt with this handsome strange customer like he is so unserious

fontaine archon quest act IV ending

Neuvillette: i am sad

(starts raining)

Traveler: you are hydro dragon aren't you

Neuvillette: damn what gives away

for the sake of neku's mental health i think beat should wear the monocrow croptop

Q: "What sound does an F1 car make?"

O: "Ruff." *rethinks his whole life*

"you've found your wedding ring!"

jürgen: oh my god, that would've been really awful. i lost it once, and i needed a professional diver, because i lost it in the sea

Me and the bad bitch i pulled by being acoustic