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mon-mothmas-collar · 40 minutes
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"rpf seems like a lot of research and work" well exactly. you can't just watch/read the whole content. you have to be insane. you have to put yourself in the shoes of a conspiracy theorist and a historian at the same time. you have to look up the most asinine bullshit. it's a hard job but SOMEONE has to do it for the sake of old man yaoi and old woman yuri!
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mon-mothmas-collar · 41 minutes
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all fanfiction is funnier and sexier and vastly better-written when you read it at three in the morning, in the dark, lying on your side, tucked into bed, with screen rotate turned off. that’s just how it works. that’s just facts.
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mon-mothmas-collar · 42 minutes
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based on a conversation with @fynn-arcana
not my drawings, my edit
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mon-mothmas-collar · 42 minutes
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you bottle Miette??
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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alex talking about logan: he's still young, he's still discovering himself, discovering what he likes and doesn't like.
me: ....okay, but are you sure you're still talking about logan's helmet designs??
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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Shut the fuck up honestly
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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Mon petit roi et grande princesse
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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we sentence you to trying to get your mother to admit she's been wrong before
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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“They could’ve avoided all this if they just fucked” well consider they’ve actually been fucking the whole time and they’re just like this.
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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mon-mothmas-collar · 5 hours
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yooo happy 1k landoscar ao3 fics day to all who celebrate??
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mon-mothmas-collar · 10 hours
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this comment under a bookstore video of all the first editions of the hobbit they have… i’m going to start crying
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mon-mothmas-collar · 11 hours
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It's always so funny to me because if you just look at current lestappen you seemingly have sweet angel - faced pr princess Charles and then supposedly aggressive mad Max, who's terrible but has a soft spot for Charles and has "calmed down in recent years" and if anything Charles befriended Max rather than the opposite.
But if you actually look at their history and personalities you realise that Max is a bit of a socially - awkward person who just wanted to befriend Charles and believed in their shared success, while Charles is a terror that was thinking up 500 different ways to be rid of Max before reaching 18
Max is much better than me because if I’d spent my youth being outwardly terrorised by this close to feral opponent who I still maintained great respect and admiration for only for a great PR campaign to be run to make it seem like it was the OPPOSITE growing up I would probably bite something.
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mon-mothmas-collar · 11 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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mon-mothmas-collar · 11 hours
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Israel has deployed auto-firing quadcopters that emit the sounds of crying babies.
https://xtwitter.com/jam_etc_art/status/1780038184828608975
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There is no possible reality where this is in any way capable of being passed off as self-defense. It was never self-defense. It is, and always has been, a genocide.
Crying babies. Crying babies. This is, beyond a shadow of a doubt, meant to draw out and kill civilians while also making it far more difficult to locate and aid children who are trapped or alone.
If you have money to spare, please consider donating to some of the fundraisers on Operation Olive Branch to help people escape this genocide.
End the occupation. Free Palestine.
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mon-mothmas-collar · 13 hours
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Bruce Wayne, playboy turned dilf
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— The Machinist, Teaching His Daughter to Play the Piano. by B.H. Fairchild
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