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Favorite genre of max fun ad is when the message is "maybe you listened to this show before and thought it sucked, but it's better now i prommy pleeeaaase give it another chance"
#so far heard a version of this for three#maximum fun#mbmbam#taz#the flop house#i listen to all three already it's funny that they make such a disclaimer in ads#env.typ
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Recently the flop house did a mini side where Stuart tried to explain jojos bizzare adventure to Elliot and Dan and I gotta say he wasn’t not convincing. I’m interested in this vampire and the fact that Eliot said all these characters look like Tom of Finland art
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I love The Flop House Podcast starring the star of the show: HALLIE HAGLUND!* Every episode it features a hilarious discussion of a recent box office flop. If you love bad movies, check it out! It’s on maximum Fun, a worker owned and listener supported podcast network. They are in the middle of their annual #maxfundrive and I just upped my membership! I love supporting such a wonderful network filled with tons of other great podcasts.
(*Okay, the real hosts are Elliott Kalan, Dan McCoy and Stuart Wellington. They are all super funny and brilliant as Hallie)
#max fun drive#max fun drive 2024#Hallie Haglund#flop house#the flop house#the flop house podcast#fan art#fan art friday
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has anyone actually listened to the Flop House crossover eps of The Adventure Zone?
I've tried like four or five times, but the instant that one dude starts going "i'm blue da boo dee" I can't do it. And that's REAL early on, like not even a minute into it. I hate his voice, and I have a totally irrational level of hatred for that song, so anybody who even mentions it gets on my shit list for a good while (like i said, irrational level). There's two of these crossover episodes, and I've never been able to listen to either because I just can't do it. The live show where the other Flop House guy joins them as Brad the HR Bard is great, I love that one, but the others...eesh.
Anybody?
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“Occam, lend me your razor that I might cut a path through this narrative thicket!” is one of those phrases that really sticks with me.
If I recall the context was The Flophouse Podcast talking about Verotica giving that one character eyeballs for nipples, seemingly for the sole purpose of explaining why she’d a troubled sex life. But it might’ve been some other movie using something odd for a relatively simple narrative purpose.
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The turtles are in the parade, they perform with Alan Thicke.
That's great and all, but I really love that April O'Neil is DRIVING THE VAN!!! That's awesome!!!.
Then she goes to the back and gets a freaking news camera!?! She starts filming what's going on!! It's like, that IS April, and that's so amazing to me!
#go ninja go ninja go#tmnt#teenage mutant ninja turtles#april o'neil#channel 6 news#april#disney#the flop house#alan thicke#christmas#Youtube
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my good friend Elinor and I have been working on something for a couple months now AND WE FINALLY HAVE A TRAILER PUBLISHED AND AN EPISODE RELEASING THIS SUNDAY!!!
Good Ideas Only* is a factual comedy/philosophy podcast where we dive into the most useless rabbit holes of conversation and come out the other side with, you guessed it, good ideas (and sometimes regrets). Each episode, we take turns picking a theme to discuss, after which we take a break to create inventions or ideas related to said theme. It’s a tasteful blend of creativity and sheer stupidity and I love it and maybe you would too
we have a trailer out RIGHT NOW on Podbean and we’re waiting to be admitted to other podcast services as well! You can check it out HERE
#podcast#comedy podcast#queer podcast#comedy#philosophy podcast#distractable#the flop house#kill james bond#bad friends podcast#lgbt podcast
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NOW EAT THIS SUCKAAAAAA
edit: print available!
#the owl house#luz noceda#philip wittebane#titan luz#watching and dreaming#Toh spoilers#gooplos#emperor Belos#good witch luzura#Toh s3#Toh s3 spoilers#man the amount of detail I had to go through#I might release a speed paint but it’s gonna be hard to watch due to the portrait orientation#anyways I m gonna go pass out now so I don’t have to think about how hard it’ll flop on twt#myart
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[house voice] god, it’s brutal out here
#gregory house#greg house#hugh laurie#house md#house#how the hell do i tag this#this is gonna flop but i had fun making it which is what matters#r.txt
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Unsupervised bisexual menace
#house md#gregory house#bisexual#it canon. to me~#Wilson is not around and this is how he breaks the ice#okay gayboy#he flip flops with the term so much#consistently#whichever suits him#he's totally that kind of bi#testing homosexual waters with the faggot gun or something
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A member of another group I belong to was looking for a starter home and the realtor took him to see this one in Houston, Texas. The cabinetry looked high end from a distance, but upon closer inspection he saw that they were outlined in Sharpie. (Can you imagine the smears when you go to clean it?)
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Been listening to a lot of The Flop House, it's entertaining but I can't tell Dan and Stuart apart. With MBMBAM it took me some time to tell Justin and Travis apart, so hopefully that will happen eventually here too. Elliot and Griffin both have such distinct voices that I wouldn't be able to confuse them with the others even if I wanted to
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🤯 No. fucking. way.
#politics#housing#housing speculation#capitalism#tiktok#manufactured scarcity#house flipping#flip or flop
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dark angel.
(heavily inspired by roberto ferri's "fallen angel")
#ragamaster#ragamaster au#tadc ragamaster#tadc#tadc au#tadc fanart#the amazing digital circus#zooble#tadc zooble#zooble tadc#zooble fanart#the amazing digital circus zooble#im honestly fucking w these black wings so much i might incorperate them into cannon what do yall think#also making zooble built like a brick house from this point forward ITS TOO GOOD#currently flip flopping a bit with designs#pls be patient with me LOL
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summary: (dark lite) heir!jacaerys x afab servant!reader
cw: sweat/jace being a weirdo about it, dubcon, frottage, implied virginity loss, intentional use of minimal valyrian & i used a translator so don’t come for me, implications of jace intending to marry reader with or without their consent/reader thinking this is just sex but 💀, he didn’t say it but he would kill his family to make you queen, power imbalance (sorry y’all i just like it), wrote this at a vibrator’s pace (/j) so there are zero thoughts behind it
wc: 888 (✨🕯️)
block & move on if uncomfortable !!
do not translate, repost, or give ai my work
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“I am not certain about this, Jace…” You mumble, tugging at his sleeve so he’ll stop running towards his chambers. “I have to perform my duties in the kitchen, there is hardly time for this.”
Jacaerys Velaryon disarms you with a charming smile, too genuine and heartfelt to not return.
“No one will notice if I arrive at dinner a tad later than usual, there is no need to worry.”
The door is swiftly opened and shut in the blink of an eye. You find yourself gathered up in the prince’s arms and the swat to your bottom urges you to wrap your legs around his waist.
King’s Landing’s sweltering sun beats down on you from the window. Minuscule beads of sweat have already accumulated at your brow. Jacaerys hunches over you to lap them up as if he were a thirsty mutt, you can only wrinkle your nose in aversion.
“Perhaps we should allow ourselves time to get to know each other before we do this, my prince.” You attempt to convince him, upholding your mother’s belief that intimacy is to be between married folks only. It does not mean you shudder in repulsion at the thought of Jacaerys making love to you. Only that your shame will always best your lust in battle.
“Yet I feel as if I have already known you for a lifetime, issa rūklon (my flower).” He whispers, brushing a hand against the blossom he had tucked behind your ear. The pronunciation is not as confident as someone like his mother’s.
Innocent walks in the gardens with a prince were only a gateway to depravity, you suppose.
You breath hitches when his lips ghost along your collarbone. You would do well to remember that Jaceaery has the potential to be as much of a dragon as the rest of his strange kin.
Your trembling hands clutch at the prince’s bare shoulders. His clothes tossed aside with little care, all of his attention on you. To push him away or bring him closer… you are wracked with indecision.
“Shh, be calm. You are the safest you have ever been, in my arms and in my bed.” The constant repetition of possessiveness is heightened by the glint of gold in Jacaerys’s irises.
“Lift your hips for me, ābrazyrys (wife).” Your brow furrows at the unfamiliar pet name, but you pay it no mind.
Your flimsy dress glides down your body, the cheap strings tying it together are in tatters.
Jacaerys offers you no respite and instead brings both of your wrists together in one hand, pinning them to the bed over your head.
“I am still a maiden, my prince, I have never even kissed a man before.” You nervously say.
His adoring smile widens, “I know, it is the same reason I decline offers to visit the brothels. Our firsts were meant to be shared with each other.”
The soft glow of candlelight illuminates Jacaerys hovering over you, allowing the sexual tension to build. Your grip on his shoulders slackens and you weave your calloused fingers into his brown hair.
If only you knew how much it reminded Jacaerys of his mother’s wedding to Daemon, the looks they exchanged as they tied their souls together.
“We have all the time in the world.” He reassures you, despite the fact that it was obviously not true. “I’ll be gentle”.
You gasp as he cups your cheek with his free hand and gently drops his body weight onto you.
He seizes your lips in a bruising kiss that you would have previously thought him incapable of. The roughness of his tongue entangling with yours drives you to tighten your hold on his hair and pull it. Jacaerys moans at the infliction of pain and rubs his naked flesh against you. The friction of the slow movements are suddenly frustrating, you feel the oddest desire for him to move faster.
You whine in unison with him when you separate from the kiss, a thin string of saliva connecting your lips. He licks it away with a flick of his tongue as he eyes bore into yours.
“Does that feel good, ābrazyrys (wife)? Your cunt is becoming wetter by the second.” He laughs, not cruelly, and continues grinding against your body.
“Yes…. my prince…. it feels …. so, mmm- amazing.” You struggle to reply, he was not even inside you and yet here you were bearing a striking resemblance to an animal in heat.
The sweat that your bodies produce makes the rutting sloppy, you have to frequently regain your hold on Jacaerys. His cock glides over your cunt and you throw your head back on the pillows. Something wet and sticky is smearing all over your belly every time he ruts against you.
This goes on until your body tenses up, your eyes widen and it is as if your gut clenches. Foolishly, you tug at his hair again but he just mouths ‘Yes!’ with his eyes screwed shut tightly as he keeps grinding. Your cunt pulses and a mix of white and clear fluid erupts from it and drips down to greet Jacaerys’s balls. His pace stutters then he glances down at the sight.
“Gods…. you served me a great deal. It is surely delicious, but I do hope that you are ready for me to return the favor.”
#jacaerys velaryon x reader#kinktober#⚰️.deaddove#just in case#yandere themes#jacaerys velaryon#jacaerys x reader#hotd jacaerys#jacaerys velaryon x you#jacaerys x you#hotd#house of the dragon#hotd x reader#hotd x you#house of the dragon x reader#house of the dragon x you#this is probably going to flop but i love him
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I’m really liking this stage of The Flop House’s lifespan where they just have people on as guests who worked on actual flops and talk about what it was like.
Keep it respectful, not using this as an opportunity for any cruel pranks. Two thirds of the hosts are in some way involved in the television or film industry, they know how it is. Just, like, this shit is unironically and sincerely interesting.
#The Flop House#Haven't listened to this episode yet#Just saw the description and thought of a few other episodes they've done lately like it
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