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give-grian-rights · 4 months

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Hermitcraft - Basic History of Teams!

Alright. Buckle in.

Only a few days from now, and Hermitcraft 10 will begin! If you're new, I hope this helps!

Hermitcraft has existed for over ELEVEN YEARS now! While very few have been here for every single season, with the exception of our lovely Tumblr Resident, and official Tumblr Sexy Man Joe Hills, and our derp Xisumavoid.

You are under NO obligation to watch every season. There are probably few, if any, active users in this community who have. It's just not possible to watch it all. You don't need to watch the previous seasons to enjoy our community space! While there are a lot of back-references, for MOST people, it doesn't extend to lore and actions any older than season 6.

Most of the Hermits are associated with specific other members, despite ALL OF THEM taking turns collaborating, interacting, and sometimes building whole new dynamics and factions in the process. Some of the team-ups that you'll see referred to in fandom-spaces and the occasional one-off mention from our creators, include:

(Season 5) NHO, New Hermit Order - Docm77, Ethoslab, Bdoubleo100, and VintageBeef. Living in a jungle while having "fights" with others. Attempts to tax those who enter their jungle, had traps around it, and criticized the then-popular AFK Fishing Farms. Bdoubleo100, or Bdubs, especially enjoyed stealing from these. (Season 5-6) Convex, or ConCorp - GoodTimesWithScar and Cubfan135. One group I am the least familiar with unfortunately. They built a brand around the Vexes, with their business having pretty extreme low-morals that includes pollution and war profiteering.

(Season 6) ArciTects - Very close to be naming "BuildStone", it was proposed by and founded by Grian to Mumbo, later giving an invite to Iskall85. The purpose of this alliance was for builders to help redstoners, and redstoner to help builders. It accumulated in the ATTEMPT of founding the "greatest shop in the history of Hermitcraft", Sahara. It was, hilariously, a very large failure. Grian miraculously managed to entirely ruin the system with a single baked potato. No, I don't know how.

(Season 6) G-Team & Team STAR (Superior Tactical Alliance for Retaliation) - The Hermitcraft Civil War, consisted of a long list of minor conflicts in which various members of Hermitcraft blamed other people for pranks they committed, eventually spiraling into the confusion that was The Civil War! G-Team: Grian, TangoTek, Iskall85, Joe Hills, ZombieCleo, StressMonster101, and iJevin. Team STAR: Docm77, WelsKnight, FalseSymmetry, ImpulseSV Xisuma, RenDog

Mumbo Jumbo acted as a mole in Team Star, for the G-Team. He created this commercial for Team STAR. Team STAR made a very iconic diss track, which was soon remixed. It is a...Very iconic piece of Hermitcraft fandom. The result was Joe Hill's Response, in his short video also remixed by the same creator. Albeit missing the additions of the totally real voices of the other G-Team members

(Season 6) Area 77 & The Hippies - (I didn't finish Hippies POV and i didn't watch anything of Doc or Scar's POV of this unfortunately) Area 77 was founded by (unsurprisingly) Docm77, and GoodTimesWithScar, where they were doing experiments and studying abonomalies. SOmehow, this lead into Grian, once again, turning against them and forming The Hippies with the help of Ren, with Impulse soon joining. The conflict primarily consisted of them griefing Area 77 with flowers.

(Season 7) Boomers Demolition - Early game business formed by TangoTek, Bdoubleo100, and ImpulseSV which consistedo f almost exclusively non-duped TnT demolition, and was very fun!!

(Season 7) The Mycellium Resistance/HEP (Hermitcraft Environmental Protection) Hermicraft 7 saw Grian introduce the Hermitcraft Mayoral Election, created with the idea of putting Mumbo in as a puppet-government. If I had a nickel for every time Grian tried to start a puppet government (at this point) I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice. Grian and Mumbo lost. In it's place was GoodTimesWIthScar. As Mayor, they had further control over the shopping district. Scar's promise was to replace the shopping district's Mycellium with grass. Despite very happily admitting that grass looked better, Grian, in a moment of nostalgia, decided to replace some Mycellium. Scar proceeded by putting caution tape around the area. This spiraled into The Turf War

Mycellium Resistance: Grian (Mother Spore), ImpulseSV, RenDog, XBCrafted, iJevin, Ethoslab, StressMonster101, Docm77, and Mumbo Jumbo HEP/Mayor Scar: Scar, Bdoubleo100, Keralis, Xisumavoid, TangoTek, Cubfan135, FalseSymmetry, Mumbo Jumbo, who joined due to them having the better vault. Etho had intended on being a double-agent, selling information to Scar. His information, however, was useless on purpose and decided to pledge full loyalty to The Resistance.

(Season 8) Boatem Hole - Grian, Mumbo Jumbo, GoodTimesWithScar, ImpulseSV and PearlescentMoon more or less stumbled and tripped into forming a group after innocently stacking boats and crafting tables and crystals on a pole, dubbed Boatem Poll. They then proceeded to create a hole down to bedrock, and eventually into the void, called the Boatem Hole. It was a large plains biome which was turned into varying mountain terraforming and the like from all of them and was connected in some small ways.

(Season 8) The Big Eyed Crew - Bdoubleo100, Keralis, and TangoTek. Tango did not, in fact, have big eyes and instead wore sunglasses to compensate. They had a town and shopping area and was occasionally dragged into pranks by the Boatem Crew.

(Season 8) Octogon/Goatem - Docm77 and RenDog! Main rivals with Boatem (thus the Goatem - pole of goats) had a mega business, game-breaking creations, and jaw-dropping spidery teal-and-deepslate creations. Weird Science!

(Season 9) Soup Crew - ImpulseSV, PearlescentMoon, GeminiTay. Made the CRAZIEST combo-base where all their different themes blended into a cohesive build

(Season 9) Buttercups - Grian, MumboJumbo, and GoodTimesWithScar. What's up, Buttercup? They formed after an incient where Scar and Grian blew up a massive, complex tunnel bomber in Doc's base. They could not understand how to repair it, and left a few diamond blocks before conflict started. They dragged Mumbo in, and had a robot fight with...

(Season 9) The Perimeter - Docm77 and RenDog. Doc's base, known as The Perimeter, teamed with Ren to attack the Buttercups using walking redstone creations to do a robot fight. Due to an issue with one of the server's plugins, they all re-logged, breaking one of the bots and ending with Buttercup's bot to do more harm to itself than the Perimeter's, but ultimately the destruction did prevent Doc and Ren from getting any further. Ren and Doc then launched flying TnT dupers, which looked like butterflies, towards all of the Buttercups' bases and camp. They stopped them both, with one butterfly destroying The Perimeter's own bot even further.

I am so sure that I'm missing some, but I am losing my mind with all this trying to remember them all!! I hope this could give people an idea of who they might enjoy watching!

#hermitcraft #hc #hermitblr #hermitcraft 5 #hermitcraft 6 #hermitcraft 7 #hermitcraft 8 #hermitcraft 9 #hermitcraft 10 #mika-posts

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stiffyck · 1 year

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The Vex thing started in early s5, before Grian joined hermitcraft. So, I imagine he probably went to someone he knew from KingdomCraft who knew his history, like Iskall or Wels. I'll go with Iskall bc I'm more familiar with him.

Scar laments his situation, and Iskall is just like, dude, just ask someone. We all help each other here. Scar objects, and they start fighting.

Someone overhears them fighting, namely the members of the NHO (Bdubs, Doc, Etho, and Beef). They come to check on them, and Scar feels cornered and LOOSES IT! Iskall can't hold him back, and the NHO are entirely unprepared, so he takes them down easily and quickly and devours them in a frenzy.

He wakes up with Cub and Iskall shaking him. He looks around and sees all the blood, then looks at his com and sees 4 death messages... all caused by him.

(Scar and Cub canonically ate the NHO anyway, so this works wonders. Yet ANOTHER reason to watch s5)

QMDMFKSK YES OMG YES. SO GOOD

#asks #stiff talk #gtws #vex scar #cannibal scar #tw cannibalism

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stitchthesewords · 1 year

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Stitch I am literally so normal about your heroes au but what did you do to my mossy man??? I saw what you did to my bois Scar, Grian, Mumbai Jumbolio (concussed idiot), and Iskall but what did you do to my moss ball HM???? I’m so normal about this I swear

WELL I'm glad you asked.

So what I'm thinking is that Bdubs....well he's had a rough time methinks. Imagine feeling vines burst from your body all over the place for the first time - that's gonna hurt. AND - technically - the NHO can't talk to each other. They aren't supposed to know one another. Sure, they get around that by communicating with hidden messages in their weapons and figuring out which cameras don't work or sometimes going to Doc to just speak, but - well. Bdubs is alone for the most part. Alone to deal with the pain, the new powers, and suddenly being one of the most important heroes in Boatem.

And he's good at it too. Sure, he'll downplay how good he is, but once he gets a hang of things he's on par with some of the other top heroes in the city, past and present. But I don't think he likes it. I think he's got like a month of trying desperately to convince himself that this is so COOL and he's BADASS before he probably falls into a depression at how much he risks his life nearly every day for 60k and health insurance and he doesn't even get to see his boyfriends. Well - his- his friends. Its not like they're dating or anything and Bdubs has only ever seen Doc's face and-

Yeah he's a mess.

RELATED - I do imagine they will get out of the lab and I've actually uh. WRITTEN something for this so the taglist and story are below the cut

Doc’s eye gave a lot more information than Etho’s own, but it was older. It wasn’t designed solely for field work. The fact that it broke, and Doc couldn’t be the one to fiddle with it had Etho feeling ill, but he’d manage. He felt weirdly exposed, sitting in a room with the three of them and yet entirely out of The Lab’s reach. Their escape was a miracle and Etho certainly wasn’t about to go asking any questions.

No one removed their disguises unless Doc’s eye counted as one. The creeper hybrid laid at Etho’s feet ,the bald and mottle skin around his bad eye on clear display. Etho huffed as he struggled with a screw that didn’t want to come loose. In the background, he could still hear Bdubs fighting back pained whimpers.

“Someone’s going to have to go first,” Beef said. “And – You already know my name. So.” He caught Etho’s attention, the man barely lifting an eyebrow as his head snapped to attention. Where Bdubs’s laid on a rinkydink little mattress, he was watching too.

Beef reached up and pressed a button on the underside of the mask. There was a mechanical hiss sound that Etho couldn’t help but associate with something breaking, but he watched with rapt attention anyway as the two pieces came apart and Beef discarded them on the ground. He hadn’t actually looked at Etho or Bdubs proper yet, too preoccupied with smashing the mask underneath his foot with a glare, but Etho couldn’t help but feel like his face fit his voice.

He was glad his mask hid most of his face as he felt his cheeks heat up slightly. Beef was…handsome to say the least. Etho liked the beard. He watched Beef kick the remains of what was his mask across the room, and they skittered on the tile. He looked up at Bdubs first and then to Etho proper, smiling a little and coming to sit beside him. Or, well, lean on the boxes Etho was leaning on too.

“That feels better,” he said, watching Etho’s hands as if they were moving at all.

The spy cleared his throat and went back to fighting with a screw. “For someone named the Butcher you’re a lot prettier than I expected,” he said, not looking in Beef’s direction. Beef laughed, though it cut itself off when Bdubs winced again, partially sitting up.

“I’ll go next, since everyone’s so keen-“ he said with another wince. Etho had glimpsed parts of his face, but never all of it. Never enough to get the full picture. He felt his throat going a little dry. Bdubs was…special. Important. It felt wrong to play favorites, and Etho’s brain argued that he wasn’t, not really. But Bdubs was the one who underwent the procedure. He was the one who was in pain when none of them could hold him. Someone should be holding him now.

His reveal was a little easier, since all he had to do was flip up the veil. Or pull the hood down, though as Etho understood it, the hood was a part of him now. Still, the suddenness of the motion might’ve knocked Etho off his feet if he wasn’t being supported. Beef laughed at the look in Etho’s eyes, though he was also clearly taken with Bdubs at the moment.

He was…breathtaking felt like the right word. Etho was pretty sure between Beef and Bdubs he wasn’t getting enough oxygen. His face was so soft, even as he refused to look either of them in the eyes. He winced again and fell back on the mattress and Beef snapped to attention, crouching next to Bdubs as the veil fell back into place. Etho wanted it gone. He heard Beef say something soft to him and Bdubs say something back, but he couldn’t make out what they were saying over the sound of the blood rushing around his ears.

“Etho?” that was Doc’s voice. It snapped Etho’s attention down to the floor. The creeper hybrid had an almost snarl on his face, though it was not directed towards Etho but the eye in his hand. “The damn thing broke again, huh,” he said.

Etho swallowed and nodded because he didn’t think he could get words out at the moment. Doc’s good eye squinted to see around the room and reminded Etho of his task. Doc needed to be able to see.

Beef looked up as Doc started squirming to sit up and he smiled a little. “Ah! Oh good, Doc, you’re awake,” he said. With one hand he dragged the mattress Bdubs was laying on over to where Etho and Doc were, though Bdubs protested the motion (“I’m fine! I’m only a few feet away! Stop it!”). Doc froze as he realized, it seemed, that he was seeing Beef’s face, and his hands reached out. Beef laughed and he sat on the floor in front of Doc and the two had a very quiet moment of Doc simply holding his face and staring.

“Of all the times for my eye to be broken-“ he complained.

“I’m working on it,” Etho said, waving the screwdriver around and trying to not make it so obvious that he was too busy watching everyone else. They were safe, they’d gotten away.

For now.

“Etho still hasn’t taken that mask off, so you haven’t missed everything,” Beef explaining, looking up at the only other man in the room who really knew what he was doing with Doc’s eye. He blinked, once again pausing on trying to get the screw loose.

“Ah, my face is nothing special. I’m working,” he said. A shaky hand readjusted on the screwdriver as he pointedly ignored everyone in the room looking at him.

“Etho.” He wasn’t sure who spoke. His brain really only registered that someone said his name.

“It’s true. I look like every other white-haired guy with a red eye,” he said, trying to make it come out as a laugh. He flipped the device in his hands over and worked on a different screw. He didn’t register the vines moving to peel his toy away until it was too late to stop Bdubs, who winced but did it anyway. Even though the veil, he could see where Bdubs was trying not to be too grossed out by the fact that he was technically holding Doc’s eye.

Etho huffed and smoothed his bare fingers over his shirt. The gloves protected most of his hand from most sensation, so it was nice to remind himself he could fully feel something. Grounding, like the mask. When he looked up again, Bdubs’s vines were holding his screwdriver and Doc’s eye far out of reach, and everyone was still looking at him.

“You’re going to have to give that back. Doc needs to be able to see,” Etho said, crossing his arms. He felt very put on, still standing while everyone else sat around him. It felt like he was on a stage. Like he was being devoured by eyes.

“Etho, we want you to show us your face too,” Bdubs said. Etho registered in the back of his head that the veil was gone. He swallowed, finding it difficult to even look away from Bdubs.

He cleared his throat and managed to turn his head anyway, and with a deep breath he reached up to pull it down. Taking it all the way off felt like too much. Even now, he liked what little anonymity the mask gave him, and he knew he’d probably pull it back up after they saw their fill. He moved to sit down with them before turning back to look at them.

There was a soft and collective inhale, and Bdubs’s face broke out in a smile. “I knew it! Beef owes me five bucks!” he shouted, and Beef smacked him on the shoulder while Etho looked on, confused.

“I – What?” he asked.

“The scar! It goes all the way down your neck. Beef thought it ended on your cheek,” Bdubs said, clearly very proud of himself. “I knew that couldn’t be true because there’s a little bit of it that peeks out from under the button on the neck part-“

Beef smacked his shoulder again while Etho’s face burned, though frankly it was probably better than one of them waxing poetic about his features or thinking he was ugly. He could handle a bet for now and pulled his mask back up.

Doc didn’t say anything, but Etho could tell when the hybrid was cocking an eyebrow at him. He didn’t have eyebrows, but that wasn’t important. It was being cocked. “…I like the mask,” Etho said quietly, holding out his hand for Doc’s eye back.

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#Asks #Anonymous #Superhero AU #NHO #Hermitshipping #technically speaking

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bunnypatty · 2 months

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nine people you'd like to know better

tagged by @souryogurt64 thank u sarah!! <3

last song: currently at a sleepover with the bff and my new old man bestie and they were playing bob marley earlier but the last thing played on my phone is November Spawned A Monster by Morrissey

favorite color: hmm i never really have a Favorite favorite color but right now i'm super into dark reds, pinks, and purples and my entire room is just decked out in shades of that + black basically

currently watching: bff is guiding me through Bob's Burgers rn bc it's their fave but when i'm alone i've finally started the Interview With The Vampire show so either that, the Given anime, or just anything Drawfee related on youtube

sweet/savory/spicy: probably savory bc i love cheese and garlic and mushrooms more than like anything else in the world but i do love a good dessert as well. i am unfortunately almost entirely spice intolerant

relationship status: dating my bf @nho-jungle !! but i am extremely poly and also currently still kind of hopelessly in love with one of my irl friends oops

current obsession: this is extremely dorky and old lady of me but i have been on the facebook marketplace/thrifting/antiquing grind for months now trying to make my new apartment as "me" as i possibly can and i am sooo proud of it so far. other than that and my usual special interests tbh i am extremely in my yaoi/bl era LOL it's my bedtime reading most nights

last thing you googled: "what are network credentials for file sharing" because it was part of an issue i had trying to find the easiest way to export my mods folder for The Sims 4 onto the laptop that my old man bestie is letting me use LMAO

tagging: anyone who wants to do it!!! you can say that i tagged you even if we aren't mutuals idc i'm just honestly too sleepy to think of ppl rn <3

#zck.txt

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corcoraneelwiberg · 2 years

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jwi99 · 5 years

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ohhh i'm now conflicted whether to make ren or wels quartermaster for the star-studded bounty

#bcuz in the zombie's heart cleo and joe have THE friendship in hc and theyre captain and quartermaster #idk whether to do the same for TSB #doc & ren are so fucking funny and their friendship is so good and scary to me #but i can see wels as a quartermaster. definitely.#ill just stick w wels probably #ok more funfacts ab the pirate au:#everyone on TZH has a gun except for grian because Cleo doesn't trust him w one #doc was known for being apart of the nho but for unknown circumstances he isnt with the others when he joined TSB #(ofc if nho comes back...... pirate reunion)#there r alot of parrots on TZH purely because grian #wels has a weird mix of knight abd pirate gear #ren has an entire rat on board.#uhhh false is the master gunner for TSB #micah.txt

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cuddlepilefics · 3 years

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Ear infection

Fandom: Stray Kids

Sickie: Seungmin

Caregivers: Stray Kids (mainly Changbin)

Prompt @sicktember

No one's POV.:

Seungmin had been battling a very persistent cold for the past three weeks already. He had been so stuffed up that he could barely hear over the congestion. Breathing through his nose had been impossible and he had been excluded from vocal practice to protect what little he had left of his voice. It got so bad that he had to spend two entire weeks at home resting, too run down to dance and too hoarse to sing. He had felt so miserable that he didn't even put up a fight when Chan asked him to take some time off to recover. Usually, Seungmin would put up a fight and insist that he was alright but this time, he didn't have the energy to do so. Now, after what seemed like forever to the vocalist, he could finally breathe through his nose again and his throat had stopped hurting. The low-grade fever had disappeared over night and he felt loads better than he had in a while. He was still somewhat congested, his hearing muffled. His right ear was only a little muffled, while he barely heard anything with his left ear. Seungmin was convinced though that he only needed a few more days for the congestion to clear up fully and then he'd be fine. He'd been sick more than long enough after all.

Chan was surprised to see his dongsaeng up early. The younger had been pretty fatigued from his cold for a while, so him being one of the first ones up hadn't happened in a while. He also looked a lot healthier and the leader was happy his friend was getting better. "Good morning, didn't expect to see you before heading out", the Aussie smiled, leaning against the kitchen counter sipping his coffee. Seungmin made himself a cup of tea and hummed: "Good morning, hyung. Yeah, I feel a lot better actually. I'd really like to go to work with the rest of you again." – "You sure you're well enough for that yet?", Chan frowned, eyes furrowed with worry, "You still sound a little stuffy." – "Yet? It's been over two weeks", the vocalist sighed, "I'm still pretty congested but other than that, I feel fine." The leader shrugged, Seungmin could still change his mind and go home early if he wasn't up for it after all. "If you say so, you can try", he smiled, leaving the younger alone so he could get ready. Minho walked up to Seungmin next, greeting him. The vocalist didn't react at all, so Minho repeated himself a bit louder. "Yah, Kim Seungmin, stop ignoring your hyung", he said loudly. Seungmin's head snapped up, staring at the dancer in shock. Turning his head, he stammered: "I-I'm sorry, hyung. I wasn't ignoring you." – "What's up then? I kept talking to you but you didn't react. Were you spaced out or something?", the older cooed worriedly. The vocalist shook his head, explaining: "You stood on my left side and my left ear is still really muffled. I didn't hear you, hyung. I'm sorry." Minho nodded in acknowledgement but didn't seem too satisfied. "That cold's really not letting go of you, is it?", he frowned. Seungmin shrugged lightheartedly, smiling: "I feel better for the most part, I'm sure the congestion muffling my ears will clear up soon."

Unlike Chan, Minho had doubts about letting his dongsaeng go to work today. Seungmin still wasn't 100% better and with how persistent his cold had been, the dancer feared the younger would get worse again if he started pushing himself while not fully recovered. His doubts amplified when the vocalist passed him and Felix in the hallway on the way to his room to get changed. Seemingly out of nowhere, Seungmin started to stumble, his shoulder brushing the wall and he might even have fallen if Felix didn't catch him. The Aussie helped him sit down and studied his face worriedly. "Are you okay? Going to pass out?", he frowned. Seungmin shook his head, laughing sheepishly: "I-I'm fine. Not even dizzy, no idea why my equilibrium went out the window." – "You wanna try to stand?", Minho asked, reaching out a hand to help his dongsaeng up. As soon as the vocalist stood on his own feet again, he stumbled, so Minho and Felix supported him from both sides and walked him back to his room, telling him to lay down while Felix would get Chan. While the Aussie was gone, Minho felt Seungmin's forehead for a fever but his temperature felt normal. "I'm serious, hyung, I felt completely fine and then I just fell sideways", the younger insisted but stayed on his back anyway. He turned his head to the side and smiled at Chan when the leader walked in. Felix had already told him what had happened but he wanted to hear it from Seungmin himself too, so he asked: "Can you tell me what's going on, Minnie? You seemed better when we talked earlier." – "Hyung, I don't know. I feel better and out of nowhere I just fell to the side", the vocalist sighed. That sounded odd to Chan but his dongsaeng seemed sincere. That didn't mean he'd trust the younger to go to work though or to stay home alone for that matter.

"Well, it's obvious that you can't come with us if you can't even walk in a straight line by yourself", Chan pointed out, making Seungmin's face fall, "Honestly, Min. You're worrying me. Are you sure this is really just a cold with how long you've been sick? Maybe we could drop you of at the doctor on our way to work." – "No, hyung, please. I'm fine", the younger pouted. "At this point I don't even want to leave you home alone, so don't even start about going to work", the leader warned, "I know you're frustrated by now but don't make yourself worse by pushing yourself too early." – "How about we make a deal?", Minho offered, "If you manage to walk to the kitchen and back here without losing your balance, you can stay at the dorm alone and we won't bother you about seeing a doctor. Maybe you're fine to work tomorrow after one more day of rest.... If you lose your balance though, someone's staying with you." Chan nodded, the dancer had a point and hopefully Seungmin would agree too. Though the vocalist really wanted to go, watching dramas in peace still sounded better than having an overprotective hyung keeping him company, so he got up and nodded, starting his walk to the kitchen.

He wasn't even halfway down the hallway, when he had to admit defeat. Feeling the ground under his feet tip to the side, Seungmin relied on doorways and walls to steady him and had to support himself on anything he could find. Walking without holding on to anything somehow just wouldn't work. He sighed and turned around without even making it to the kitchen, stumbling back to his room. A single tear ran down his cheek when he plopped down on his bed again. Why couldn't he just be fine already? Minho sat down next to him and rubbed his back. The dancer could understand why his dongsaneg was upset but there was no use in taking him to work in this condition. Chan had left them for a moment to organize a few things but Changbin soon joined the two and smiled sadly, humming: "Hey, Chan told me what's going on and said they didn't need me as urgently at the company, so I should stay with you for today." Seungmin nodded, not really happy about it still but he didn't think the rapper would be all over him like some of the other members might. "It's okay, I won't bother you if you want to rest or watch dramas alone. I'm just here in case you need something or want company, I know we barely spent time with you recently because we were always busy", he smiled, knowing the vocalist was usually quite good at taking care of himself.

Soon the rest of the group had left and Seungmin started feeling tired again despite not having been awake for too long. Maybe it was good he had stayed home after all. Yawning, he let Changbin know that he was going to take a nap before drawing the blinds in his room and going back to bed. It didn't take long for the vocalist to fall asleep. He didn't sleep for long though, waking up to an intense pain in his left ear. Gasping, he sat up and covered his ear with his hand. He didn't know what to do, so he struggled to his feet to go and find Changbin. Seungmin still struggled to keep his balance and slid down with his back against the wall, clutching his ear as the tears started falling. "Hyung", he shakily cried out, biting his sleeve to keep from whimpering. Why did it hurt so bad all of a sudden? The vocalist was so deep in his thoughts that he didn't hear the hurried footsteps approaching. Changbin crouched in front of him, taking in the tear stained face and pained noises escaping his dongsaeng's lips from time to time. Holding the boy by his shoulders, the rapper frowned: "Hey, you're okay. Can you tell hyung what's going on?" – "It-It hurts s-so bad", Seungmin sobbed, hand still pressed against his ear. "Your ear?", Changbin confirmed and the younger nodded, "Alright, you didn't eat yet, so I can't give you anything against the pain, right?" Seungmin nodded again. "Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'll take you back to your room, we'll get you into some day clothes and then I'll take you to a doctor. You probably got an ear infection or something", the rapper explained, hoisting his dongsaeng up and walking him back to his room.

Seungmin kept crying while his hyung went through his closet, handing him clothes that the vocalist changed into without even really looking at them, not caring what he wore, just wanting the pain to go away. Changbin already called them a driver before wrapping his arm around the younger's waist, guiding him to the front door to put on his shoes. Seungmin held on to the rapper's shoulders, leaning against his side heavily. Why was he so unsteady on his feet? The car ride passed in a blur with the vocalist crying pain and Changbin desperately trying to comfort the younger but knowing he couldn't take the pain away. It turned out that Seungmin really had developed an ear infection as a result of his cold. That was also what was messing with his balance. He didn't even care anymore about having to miss a few more days of work, as long as it would just stop hurting so badly. With a prescription for ear drops and painkillers, the two went on their way home and Changbin allowed the crying vocalist to wait in the car while he'd pick up his medication. The rapper could tell his dongsaeng was getting exhausted after crying for so long. Hopefully he'd be able to nap when they got home, so he wouldn't have to feel the pain for a while.

When they got home, they washed their hands before Changbin sat the younger down at the dining table, asking: "What do you feel like eating? You can take the first dose of your painkillers as soon as there's some food in you." – "I-I don't know. Anything fast. I just want it to stop already. Maybe something soft too, my jaw's starting to hurt", Seungmin whimpered, resting his head on his arms. "Blueberry yoghurt okay?", the rapper mused, rummaging through the fridge. Glancing over his shoulder, he caught the younger nodding and brought him his yoghurt, along with a spoon, before pouring him a glass of water so he could take the pill afterwards. Keeping the Seungmin company while he ate, Changbin announced: "When you're done, I'll help you put in your eardrops too, okay? Maybe you can take a nap too, you look exhausted." – "I am but I don't think I could sleep, it hurts too bad", the younger pouted, rubbing at his eyes to stop the tears from falling. He forced his yoghurt down in record time before taking the medicine his hyung had prepared. After throwing out the cup and dropping the spoon in the sink, Changbin offered the vocalist his hand to help him get back to his room, where the younger changed back into his comfortable sleep clothes. "Alright, lay on your right side", the rapper instructed when Seungmin was ready. The other complied, getting comfortable on his right side. Changbin put in the eardrops, making the younger frown. Placing the bottle on the nightstand, he asked: "Should I stay or leave you to take a nap?" – "Stay, please? Please distract me, this feels disgusting", Seungmin pouted, playing with a lose string on his blanket. Changbin sat down next to him and started to play with his hair, talking about the most random things, not even sure, whether the younger was listening to him at all. When he heard soft congested snores, he knew his dongsaeng wasn't listening anymore and carefully got up from the bed, pulling the blanket up to cover the younger before sitting on the other bed, playing games on his phone, so he'd still be nearby should he be needed.

#fanfic #fluff #stray kids #skz #sickfic #fanfiction #sick #sicktember2021 #comfort #seungbin

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betweenlands · 3 years

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The tags about 77-2 impulse definitely Not losing 3lsmp got me thinking about a full blown 77-2 in datd 3lsmp scenario now- like assuming everyone is still equipped with the powers/skills they have, do you have any thoughts on what would happen?

I for one think that Kj would attempt to either Bust Out ala that one red sun crossover fic, snap people out of it, or just cause massive amounts of chaos/start trying to profit from the great amounts of Stuff resulting from it

Though I think also that it kinda depends on if the gang decided to join out of free will initially or if they just got plopped there all of a sudden because could you imagine if you had just A Squad of angry angry people not being pleased about a common enemy? Nice knowing you 3lsmp world o7 (though side note I think Grian would just absolutely lose it someone give this poor man a break) (also side side note Keralis, Bdubs, and the Narrators would also probably do extraordinarily well huh)

man, okay, so. it's really interesting trying to figure out how the 77-2 cast would do in 3lsmp, and tbh it also depends on if we go with the Classic 3lsmp cast or "the entire cast is just 77-2 characters." either way i'm assuming they all want to be here bc if not they Would stage a Grand Escape

sidenote fluffy and i were briefly discussing "what happens if 3lsmp but a kakujo's there" a few nights ago and it turns out the answer is "it all goes down roughly the same as long as nobody cheats too hard. also martyn's voices do Not like kakujo (breakerbreakerbreakerbreaker) and kj eerily doesn't change At All on his red life." i have no idea if we'll ever do anything more with it but martyn totally sees kj do dark magic at some point and is Unsettled

anyway i'm about to start rambling so. readmore. mild 77-2 spoilers and hey if you haven't read 77-2 now's a great time to do so! it's one of our fave aus we've (co)written. so here's the masterpost

right, so, if we just put the classic 3lsmp cast in this situation but give them their corresponding powersets from 77-2, we're going to see. a lot of things change. powers-wise:

impulse is nearly impossible to kill, bc he instinctively ticks back to before he'd receive a fatal blow

bdubs. vines. crastle's a lot more defensible all of a sudden

while grian has branches access, i think as long as nobody gets turbokilled he probably won't use the branches -- he doesn't have that Instinctive Usage drilled into him as hard as impulse does. he's gonna be more of a bastard though

cleo, oh man cleo. cleo can't not use her power, and if anyone does Important Things on the server she'll know. she won't know what they are but she'll Know.

etho and tango are truly just fucking vibing

ren is also just vibing but with a little bit of anxiety from ["PURPLEHEART" FILE MISSING]

scar is [DATA EXPUNGED] and that leads to some interesting consequences

day 1, cleo stops grian from blowing up scar with a creeper, bc the resulting ripple would be so large that she absolutely does not want to know what it'd be like. martyn and ren still hit it off, but with the added wrinkle that ren is a little more initially untrusting of martyn. impulse still agrees to Day One Crew, but in a very serious tone, and also warns Bdubs about phantoms. cleo and bdubs still have some lingering tensions over the 77-2 Incidents. everyone not from hermitcraft has no idea what's going on.

you can see how this would spiral.

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MEANWHILE, over in the "it's the entire cast of 77-2 in 3rd life" universe, things are on fire! keralis and scar are our Red Desert Duo this time -- they both wanted to be the conman figure and decided to team up. and by "decided" i mean keralis sweet-talked scar into it and scar's a little grumpy but figures it gives him a good shot at winning. grian's still technically in debt to scar, but he's more of an unpaid intern and the chances of him eventually defecting to someone else's side are pretty damn high.

doc and bdubs immediately set up NHO Part 2 and recruit iskall (vive la revolucion) to their side. they try to convince false to join, but she's decided to stick with cleo rather than do shenanigans. the Gals are immediately declared an enemy of the New Hermit Order and cleo is delighted by this.

impulse and kakujo both independently decide they want absolutely nothing to do with this nonsense and leave; impulse runs into ed while doing villager stuff and kakujo runs into joe while trying to build a house in a mountain. they both make secret duo alliances. unbeknownst to ed and joe, impulse and kakujo are a Day One Alliance, a fact which will delight joe and utterly bewilder ed.

i don't know who wins this one. it'd be a sheer disaster though.

#yt #772 au #kj #hermits #3lsmp #ask #orig #anonymous #misc #thanks for giving us this opportunity to Hardcore Ramble anon!!! :D #oh!!! also there's a stealth ed reference in one of the frost minifics :)c #ed's a great easter egg you can put him anywhere

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Speaking of, the NHO have such cool uncle energy I can't even describe it. The four of them collectively have the wildest stories you've ever heard and you're not sure you believe any of it. Beef was my original internet father figure but he's also the kind uncle who gives great hugs and spoils you rotten whenever you visit. Doc is the weird uncle who is brimming with genius but has absolutely no restraint so visiting him always ends with you getting roped into some project or stunt that you probably shouldn't be doing but hey you're having fun who cares. He's also the uncle who is super knowledgeable about politics and will discuss it at the dinner table for hours. Bdubs matches him in chaotic energy but is more prone to shenanigans than scheming. "Do you wanna help me prank uncle Etho?" "Oh boy would I!" vibes. He loves spending time with you and is often the target of some good natured ribbing, but he'll get you for those jokes just you wait. At first you think Etho is the chill uncle, very family friendly and always down to help you out with whatever you need, but then he'll mention how he used to make homemade fireworks and also smuggled fireworks across the border once and you'll be forced to completely reevaluate your entire worldview. This happens every time you see him.

#nho #my posts #idk man just thinking about how watching Beef's videos is so comforting it's like coming home and being wrapped in a warm blanket #wild to think I've been watching him for almost a decade consistently

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The Road to Hell (is Paved with Good Intentions) Chapter 7

“Season 8 was well underway, and the server’s first conflict is bubbling just under the surface. But BDoubleO can’t worry about that right now because he has an Etho to find so they can work on the Horse Course together. However when Xisuma calls a surprise server meeting on behalf of EvilXisuma, BDubs gets his answers about where Etho’s been in the worst way possible.”

(CW: angst, mild torture)

Chapter rating: T

Nice long conclusion chapter to make up for the short one yesterday! From BDubs view, plus nHo hurt/comfort (emphasis on comfort)!

As in all the previous chapter posts, if you’ve enjoyed the ride I took direct inspiration from this oneshot on AO3! Please give them some love and appreciation.

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It had taken days before Xisuma figured out what EX had done to the server that had caused the respawns to break in the way that it had, and how to fix it. However, figure it out and fix the problem he did, and with respawn mechanics back to normal, everyone who had died and respawned during the glitch was able to reset their health completely. And properly set their respawn points as well, since part of the glitch seemed to be that people’s respawns were being set as they were dying. But the biggest adjustment in the days after EX had caused havoc was trying to help Etho recover.

While Etho seemed relatively ok once he was able to talk again (his tongue and all his other lingering injuries were fully healed with the fixing of the respawn, though figuring out a way to get him to respawn was both more difficult and less difficult than BDubs had expected); BDubs was hearing from Iskall that all was still not right with the world. Normally, Hermits would let current season basemates/regional allies/faction mates do the heavy lifting of any emotional or mental stress that a particular Hermit experienced on the daily unless the Hermit asked for help from specific Hermits. But in this case, BDubs felt he should invite Etho to an nHo reunion/get-together. Even if Etho didn’t necessarily need the reunion, BDubs knew the rest of the nHo did.

They had all been in various states of hysterics by the time they had gotten Etho out of the restraints and the death loop he had been locked in. BDubs had been the first person to breach the room, with Iskall and Beef right behind him. Beef had blocked up the water to stop the cycle as Iskall and a recently arrived Cleo began breaking restraints while BDubs clutched Etho’s freed hand (thinking back, he probably shouldn’t have. Etho’s hands had looked hardly better than the rest of his mangled flesh. He also wasn’t sure how they managed to get his wrists detached from the cuffs, as his arms and wrists were still solidly clipping into the restraints). Hypno had fiddled with the camera and looked over the speakers, before he managed to get everything deactivated and convinced the remaining Hermits to gather at Cleo and Joe’s base. By the time the Hermits were assembled at Joe and Cleo’s base, and Etho had been safely transported from the floating box, Doc was a hissing mess, Beef was greener than normal as his stress seemed to activate the alien transition, and BDubs had resorted to constantly checking his clock (a nervous habit he had picked up from 3rd Life, but the less he thought about that hell server the better). Etho had been quickly whisked away by Iskall to their shared base, but was just as quickly relocated to the Spawn Egg; as neither had wings, and Etho wasn’t nearly healthy enough to try and scale his own base in the sky. Plus, being at the Spawn Egg had the added benefit of easy access by the rest of the server so that other Hermits could stop by and check in on Etho’s progress while they all waited for Xisuma to fix the respawn mechanics. BDubs stopped by once while Etho was recovering. It was a little out of his way when trying to visit the Yes Wings Club, but figured he might as well since he hadn’t seen Etho since they had saved him 2 days before.

Etho looked about what he had expected to be honest. Since they were worried about whether a normal respawn would register his tongue being gone as normal if they healed it properly with potions, the other Hermits had determined to wait on healing him till after he had properly respawned. That left him bedridden till the server was fixed though, which no one was happy with. BDubs was told later that supposedly Etho had understood during the few times he was lucid enough to listen to someone during that time. While he had been there though, Etho had been solidly asleep, Iskall asleep himself by Etho’s bedside. BDubs had taken a moment anyway to sit on Etho’s other side and just quietly talk to him about what he had been up to in the day or two since they had saved him. Iskall had come to briefly to see who had been talking, before settling back into his chair to rest.

BDubs had left pretty quickly, if he were being honest. Seeing Etho as vulnerable as he was left BDubs feeling a bit ill. After that, it had only been a day or two more of anxiously waiting for Xisuma to fix the server before they had been able to get the other Hermits respawned properly. (There had been several deaths during the time the respawns had been on the fritz, including a couple during the search from fall damage.) But when it came to Etho, they had tried to explain what needed to happen during one of the next times he was awake, but he had been becoming more unresponsive the longer he had been bedbound. So with heavy hearts, it had been decided that Etho needed to respawn as soon as they could decide a way to do so. After much debate between Iskall and Xisuma, it was decided that a quick anvil to the head would suffice.

It was told to BDubs later that Etho had respawned a few paces from the bed he had been sleeping in at Spawn looking incredibly confused and lost. It took close to a half hour to explain what had happened to him before him and Iskall went back to their shared base. And if Iskall was to be believed, it sounded like Etho hadn’t slept since the first night back. Which was almost a week ago. Not that many of the other Hermits were doing better. From the sounds of the grapevine, Mumbo still blamed himself for what had happened to Etho, and despite apologizing and promising Etho a cut of all his profits that season to make up for his decision (which he had been told Etho had forgiven Mumbo for and told Mumbo to keep the profits as he was just respecting Etho’s choice) he insisted on trying to find ways to make it up to an increasingly exasperated Etho. (Which BDubs noted was somewhat out of character, since Etho almost never missed a chance to keep someone in his debt and exploit them for his own projects). Other than Mumbo, Doc had been reported also to not have been sleeping as much, but instead he worked on his most recent engineering marvel. Beef had been throwing himself almost entirely into setting up his own shop outside the Derpcoin market to sell his own brand of non-evil cat food. BDubs knew that Beef was taking the whole: “Derpcoin is actually evil not even a meme” thing incredibly hard, since his whole thing this season had been going over to the dark-side as an alien (which BDubs still didn’t understand how that had started in the first place). BDubs himself was doing just fine thank you very much! Sure, he’d been struggling with sleeping at night himself (every time he closed his eyes he could see Etho strapped to that chair and drowning again), and yeah, he’d been trying to work on the shopping district by the mountain instead of the Horse Course (he had heard from Iskall that Etho had been working on something outside the base, and BDubs had a sneaking suspicion he knew at least one of the projects Etho’d been working on). But he definitely wasn’t nearly as bad as the other members of the old nHo. Definitely. He couldn’t lie to himself, they were all having a bad time.

So, as BDubs was wont to do, he took things into his own hands and sent invitations to all the nHo members to come by his base for a get together. The date was set, and he visited every member in person leading up to the event to make sure they were coming, no excuses! (He knew it was particularly urgent as when he went to check on Etho, he finally found him sleeping in one of BDubs’ builds next to the horse course, and when he got Etho awake, he cracked exactly 0 height jokes until he tried to get Etho to come by later and it was a height joke every minute. The height jokes were BDubs’ way of figuring out how nicely Etho wanted to play. The less the better.)

But now the day had finally arrived, and BDubs welcomed each one of his friends into his base with open arms and a smile. First to arrive was Beef, seeing as he was closest. Then Doc. Then as BDubs was debating messaging Iskall to find Etho for him, the man himself showed up on BDubs’ doorstep. Everything went off without a hitch in the beginning. They all were able to reconnect and chat about bases and projects they were working on; Doc with his redstone magic he was getting from his friends on another server, Beef and his efforts to create a new kind of cat food, Etho and his many projects ranging from an inventory sorter to the horse course, and BDubs with his latest shop attempts in the Big Eye Crew shopping district. (It was good to see Etho making fun of BDubs’ attempts at making a redstone shop. Etho hadn’t heard of it yet, and it was a delight to see him light up while joking about what BDubs could possibly make with redstone that even someone like Grian couldn’t do themselves.)

It all comes crashing down when Etho asks Beef more about the cat food. Specifically what was wrong with the old cat food.

Now Beef hadn’t expressly said that he had been working with EX for having a cat food stand at the Evil Emporium; but he had implied that his previous cat food flavor would be going on the back burner. What they all had assumed was that Etho at least generally knew most of the gossip on the server. But what BDubs should have guessed was that Etho had been very absent this season, and unless the current events were directly affecting his plans, he had never been one for being up to date on server events. So BDubs should have guessed that Etho asking about cat food would only end in a bittersweet ending.

“So Beefers, you said something about your cat food getting a new recipe… What happened with the old recipe? Not up to snuff?”

“I will have you know that all my cat food is premium and delicious, and I will not have you slandering it in this way,” replied an overdramatic Beef.

The nHo chuckled at his antics before Etho came back with, “Well if it wasn’t the quality then what was it? Now you have me intrigued.”

Beef shrugged. “I just wanted a cat food to really call my own is all.”

Etho gave him a look. “Wouldn’t the other cat food be yours too?”

“Well…” Beef looked deeply conflicted. BDubs decided to say it for him. “He was working for the Evil Emporium since he started to change into… I guess it’s an alien?”

Etho stilled at the name, and the rest of the group held their breaths. “Ah,” he replied, suddenly tight as a bowstring.

“Which is why I’m making a new brand of cat food, one which I’ll be selling from a shop near my base for diamonds,” soothed Beef, trying his best to keep Etho away from bad memories.

“I can see why you changed brands then,” replied Etho through a forced calm. He was not subtle in the least however. Bdubs wondered if the hurt in Etho's eyes was from the idea that his closest friend had supported the monster that had hurt him, or the idea that his friend would completely change his plans for the season due to one off script incident? Bdubs had a feeling it was definitely the former.

(BDubs had asked Xisuma after all was said and done if he remembered anything leading up to them being in front of the screen at his base. X had said the last thing he had remembered before that was meeting up with EvilX to discuss business strategies before blacking out after their customary greetings. He explained it had happened before, but he had somehow never thought much of the memory gaps. However, he agreed with the rest of the Hermits that had talked with him about it that it was a problem that would need to be investigated because it sounded like mind control. And a player that could control the server admin was a force too powerful to allow free. Or at the very least, a player that needed to have some very hard limits as to what they could do placed upon them.)

“You know, Etho, have you been ok?” asked Doc hesitantly. BDubs hoped that Doc knew what he was doing, because Bdubs was definitely lost.

Etho looked a bit like a cornered animal at the moment as he looked between the 3 of them like they had betrayed him. “Yeah? Why wouldn't I be?”

Doc gave him a look that BDubs thought was completely justified. “Etho, you went through an incredibly traumatic experience only a week or so ago. It is completely fine if you aren't doing ok.”

Etho sighed. “And what would you even do if I wasn't ok?”

Doc gave a hissy whine and moved from where he had been situated to sit close beside Etho. “Well, we'd figure out what we can do to make it a little closer to being ok.” He looked down at his lap. “I know I've been struggling with sleep recently, so I understand at least if you aren't sleeping either.” Etho looked vaguely stricken.

“You were part of the group that was watching, weren't you?” BDubs watched as Etho began to close off. Doc just nodded miserably. “And the two of you?”

BDubs felt gutted, knowing that Etho either didn't remember him breaking in to save him and holding his hand; or was purposefully ignoring the memory. “I stopped you from drowning more by blocking up the source block...” muttered Beef, looking pretty hurt himself.

“I found your enclosure and got the search party together to come finish breaking you out; and was there next to Beef when he was saving you,” finished Bdubs, a bit more of the hurt shining through because he couldn't hold a poker face even if his life depended on it. But also, Etho needed to see that he wasn't alone, in a lot of ways.

Etho looked appropriately chastised, if also incredibly grateful. “Thank you, all of you.” He leaned lightly into Doc's shoulder; the most affection he would normally show to anyone. “I wouldn’t be here if it weren’t for you 3, so thank you. Thank you so much.” They all politely ignored the sniffling coming from behind the mask, though Beef situated himself on Etho’s other side, and BDubs decided to try and strategically place himself on the floor in front of Beef so that if Etho wanted to lean a leg against him, he could. BDubs was so tempted to drape himself over Etho’s legs, but he had a sneaking suspicion that Etho probably wouldn’t handle being immobile in a sitting position well for the foreseeable future. However he was vindicated when his hair was playfully ruffled by an Etho hand as the 4 of them devolved into just sitting with each other.

BDubs should have guessed that Etho wouldn’t stay down long however, as Etho (after inconspicuously wiping the corners of his eyes dry) said, “so, who wants to help me prank the Boatem Crew?” BDubs could feel the devious smile creeping across his face.

“Now you’re speaking my language Canada boy!” Etho wheezed a quiet laugh above him.

“You sure you want to be slinging that kind of slander at me short stuff?”

“SHORT STUFF?!?!” BDubs got up in a huff. “I’LL SHOW YOU SHORT STUFF, YOU DAMN BEAN POLE!” Beef, Etho, and Doc all burst into chuckles, leaning into the couch as they tried to get themselves under control. “YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY, DO YOU? Ooooooh, you are all playing a dangerous game!”

Etho and Doc proceeded to laugh harder, leaning against each other. “What are you going to do BDubs, bite our ankles?” asked Beef before breaking down laughing again.

“I’LL BITE YOUR ANKLES JUST WATCH ME!” and with that, BDubs was all over Beef, trying to get a solid shoulder punch in, but being thwarted at every turn. A stray punch at Doc, and suddenly everyone but Etho was rolling around the floor trying to playfully murder each other. Etho wheezed in laughter at their antics, and expertly avoided getting added into their mischief by eventually hopping up a ladder to the next floor and watching from the opening.

Eventually they managed to settle down, and by the time they had gathered themselves enough, it was night time. BDubs, with a lighter heart than when he had let in all his friends earlier in the day, said goodbye to them with promises that if Etho really was serious about pranking the Boatem Crew, the nHo would be right by his side. They left one by one, first Doc (who complained that he was already behind schedule on his build), then Beef (who playfully recommended Etho come help him run his shop if he wasn’t too busy helping Iskall dye prismarine), and lastly Etho. But before Etho departed, he said, “you know, I already thanked you, but I feel I should do it again.” He met BDubs’ gaze. “Thank you so much for finding me. I don’t know how that would have ended if you hadn’t caught sight of that place”.

BDubs was humbled by Etho’s gratitude, though he still replied with, “You’re my friend Etho, of course I would give it my all to find you. I’m just happy we were able to do so before it was too late. And if you ever need to get away from it all, it’s pretty nice out here once you get past all the big eyes.”

Etho wheezed a chuckle in response, a hidden smile brightening up the corners of his eyes. “Sure, I’ll keep that in mind. You take care of yourself now, you hear? I don’t want to be hearing of too many shenanigans from you, ok?”

BDubs laughed in response, and nodded. “Can do! And you do the same, ok?” He let the humor drain a bit, a more serious tone shining through. “If things get bad, please let someone know. Doc knows what happened, and he would be able to tell you who else was there that you could talk to if you needed it.”

Etho nodded. “Yeah, yeah. If it gets bad I always have Iskall and you guys.” Etho glanced at a clock in his inventory. “Looks like I should be off. If I start now, I should be able to get back before sunrise.” Etho waved goodbye as he turned to go.

“Stay safe! I’ll see you around then,” called out BDubs as he watched Etho quickly jog to the nearest source of water. Then, once acquired, he flew with the flick of his trident, starting his way back to the nether portal so as to make it back to his base safely.

BDubs went to bed that night content knowing that if Etho ever needed the help, he knew who he could reach out to.

-fin-

#bdouble0 #ethoslab #docm77 #vintagebeef #xisuma #iskall #hermitcraft #hc fanfic #hc fanfiction #hurt/comfort #my beloved #finally #zombiecleo #hypnotizd #final chapter #I hope to have this mirrored to AO3 soon if it isn't already #if AO3 would ever get me off the wait list orz

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give-grian-rights · 2 years

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will the hermit stampy fic ever see the light of day,,,,, the slw fandom is desperately trying to expand and crossovers help

Y'KNOW WHAT THIS IS THE BEST ASK I'VE GOTTEN IN A WHILE and hte answer is i Hope So. i love writing so much and i love prompts and ideas but im the worst person maybe in the entire world, when it comes to actually FINISHING anything

not to disappoint anyone but i have probably nine or ten fanfictions on wattpad that despite spending tens of hours on, will never be finished. i have SO MANY FANFICTIONS in my google docs that will never be finished. and then i have my ao3 ones that i desperately want to finish

i still have so many ideas for the Hermit Stampy fic, so its definitely a wip of mine i plan on trying to bring to light. i've been doing some thinking, some rewriting, and right now I can say FOR SURE the fics i will be continuing is: Bets Against The Void

In Time We Trust (maybe will be renamed again i fucking hate it)

Worship Like a (Hog)

and WIPs i've talked about for al ong time that I hope to bring to life would be Hermit!Stampy, which currently is named "nho w/skrunkly" in my google docs, fun fact

and I also have like six or seven random Grian ship fics, two or three Rancher duo ship fics

and also MAYBE a Hermit!YourPalRoss fic thats been digging at my brain for a year or two

The fics I'm not sure about is my Baby Goat au, and Come Hither, Fool. my baby goat au was built up for so long but then I ended up realllyyy fucking up because like the month i started the second part of the series where Tubbo and co come to Hermitcraft was like. basically the month or week that hermitcraft fucking exploded so that really had my shit rocked.

Come Hither, Fool is my uhhh Slimecicle comes to Hermitcraft after dying. i think with everything we know now after Quackity's finale I think it could still be really fucking cool but i don't watch Slimecicle much as a creator and same problem as before: season eight.

#mika-posts

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redwinterroses · 3 years

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whose povs have you seen? i watched scar, grian, and scott!

So far, Grian, Bdub's, and I'm halfway through Scott's.

I probably won't watch the same folks every week (other than Grian, purely because since it's "his" server I feel like he's a good pov to main) and I probably won't watch any of them entirely until after the end of the season. Heck, there are still 3rd Life series I haven't seen all the way through believe it or not.

But I think I'm going to reeeeeeally be following the 2/4 NHO crew of Bdubs and Etho and the galaxy duo of Pearl and Scott (and manifesting them to adopt that stray Rendog and become the galaxy trio of starborn+moon+stargazer). The Southlands are going to be fun too.

I JUST LOVE THEM ALL OKAY.

#last life #last life spoilers #yes i'm just going to call them the galaxy duo until everyone else does too XD #redwinteranswers

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hermitcraftheadcanons · 4 years

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Zombie Apocalypse AU Masterpost 2 Electric Boogaloo

Previous Post: https://hermitcraftheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/618314308275863552/zombie-apocalypse-au-masterpost

-Bdubs is slowly going feral because he has the virus, it just doesn't show itself physically.

-Cub was tempted to purposefully get the virus to try and help find a cure, (they probably don't have lab rats given the circumstances,) by Scar talked him out of it.

-The timeline of events with DocM is that he started in the NHO group, they ended up dispersing (Etho turned and then left to ensure the safety of his friends, Beef ended up going separate due to Doc and Bdubs' constant fighting and Bdubs stormed off after an argument.) He ends up getting taken in by TFC, (he's the first to arrive,) and eventually captures Rendog.

-Stressmonster and Iskall originally lived in a cabin in the mountains. After Iskall got swept away in a snow storm and Joe and Cleo stopped by, Stress had no idea there was a Zombie outbreak.

-Hypnotizd and XB ended up trespassing in Jevin's property and Jevin shot Hypno. XB pleaded to Jevin that they weren't zombies and to not hurt them further and Jevin begrudgingly went, 'okay, fine. You aren't taking my food though.'

-Impulse's weapon of choice was a shovel.

-Grian can't fly in this AU. Let's be real, if he could, it would be pretty OP.

-Keralis most definetly gave a larger share of his rations to Xisuma while he was sick.

-TangoTek entirely blames himself for Impulse leaving and Zedaph getting bit. He feels especially conflicted because he wants to leave because he's convinced they both hate him and blame him but he can't because 'what if they go looking for him?' 'What if someone worse comes from that?'

-The location of Etho's bite is right on the front of the neck. He actually passed out from blood loss initially and he very nearly died. (Luckily for him the zombie didn't pull away, ripping out anything important (like a windpipe of an oesophagus,) giving Doc time to carefully unhinge the zombie's jaw and save Etho.) Nobody was quite sure how Etho was even alive with a big chunk out of his neck until he started displaying some strange behaviour.

-False is usually the one who stays up late to stand guard and protect her group.

-Mumbo accidentally caught Hypno in one of his traps at one point but let him go.

-Hay here’s a dumb idea, The reason ren is immune to the zombie virus is because he has like an anti-zombie virus in his body it behaves just like a normal zombie virus but it doesn’t turn you into a zombie, so how the hermits turn the zombie hermits human again is by making ren bite them.

-I have an angst ending and a no-angst ending so first here's the not-angst one: Doc and Ren team up with Cub and Scar to make a cure (so Ren doesn't have to bite everyone personally). They travel around finding every bitten survivor and salvageable zombie they can, using the weapons and resources from the NHO for protection. They find ways of producing and distributing enough cure for everyone, and during that process all of the Hermits decide to stay friends and in touch afterward.

-For the Zombie AU, if Scar doesn't already have like a different role in this au, he could've possibly been the first human infected because *someone's* pet cat ate a weird looking mouse and bit their owner.

-This is very angsty and gory, so fair warning: How fast does the virus spread through the body from the bite? If slow, you can cut the bitten part off before it spreads out through the body. To doc having a robot arm, what if he got bit and out of fear, they amputated his arm to stop the spread. I know y'all probably don't wanna go with body horror, but that's something to consider in this AU.

-Lowkey I feel zombie Etho doesnt do justice to his epic PVP skillz, but!! I do see Etho to be something SIMILAR to it! Idk if you've ever played Telltale's The Walking Dead game, but Etho could a zombie whisperer, a human who wears zombie skin and lives amongst the zombies for protection. So when Etho got bit, they THOUGHt he turned but actually just decided, hey I live here now and just vibin.

-You know how ren being a werewolf is popular in the fandom(from what I've seen) maybe that's why is immune to being a zombie and getting bitten by him if your infected cures it because the zombie infection and werewolf infection cancel eachother out.

-A more jokey Zombie!Au thing: The first episode of Llamas with hats but it's Zombie!Etho and Beef.

-I feel like if Wels could get to some of his friends he would try his hardest to protect them and if he ever managed to get bit it would be to save someone else.

-There is just always so much angst potential in any scenario or AU where it involves the possibility of Wels sacrificing himself in some way to protect his friends from something poor bb 😔

-Would infected hermits be able to like recognize people after the infection zombified them or whatever it is? Because if so oh my god imagine the angst.

(All those above in red are from our community's lovely anons!)

-About the anti-zombie Ren bite thing: Doc has the idea suddenly in the middle of an argument so the conversation goes a little like this:

Ren: "So what I'm trying to say, my dude, is that would never work because -"

Doc: "Ren. Bite me."

Ren: "Oh yeah, real mature way to end a disagreement there -"

Doc: *facepalming* "No, Ren, I mean actually.... Just do it, I'll explain later."

-Angst ending: They could never produce enough cure to stem the tide of undeath. They all choose to band together and take shelter underground, hoping to wait it out. They use X's tunnel, but that many people that close together smells irresistible to a horde. The zombies flood after them into the tunnel. X says he'll buy them some time, even though he is terrified. He collapses the tunnel on himself and the zombies so the others can escape. His last thought: At least I get to die as myself.

-Thinking about Etho's bite location (you said it was on his neck): Most bites are on the shoulder or leg (bit from behind while running away) or on the arm (bit while raised to defend). To be bitten on the neck he would have to have his arms and shoulders lowered. Etho, being a good fighter, would have only done this if it was absolutely necessary. Conclusion: he was bitten with his arms stretched out to protect someone behind him, and he knew the consequence that his choice would have.

-(@shadeswiftdraws.)

-The NHO are all strangely dressed (Etho is kakashi, Doc is green, Bdubs has a bandana,) because they were all at a cosplay convention. (-@tomcatacaphe.)

-When Etho left The nHo, he brings a Journal with him. Every Night he'll write a Journal entry. He'll write just about anything, there even some random lyrics and some pretty flowers he pick up along his travels. But as the Journal goes on, the words slowly became wobbly. Inconsistent. until finally, Unreadable chicken skrach. His final (at least readable) entry is: "-I hoPE yoU GUyZ ArE DoInG bETThEr ThAn I Am" As some point in time, Etho lost his Journal and Joe hills found it.

-Speaking of Joe Hill, he made it his personal mission to collect every literature and entertament media he can possibly carry on him. From Dnd Book, poetry, Documentary DVD's, to random journal He think would be usefull. Stress is happy to help Joe but Cleo is a little annoyed because it's will only slow them down, but Joe Argued that "If there's no knowledge left, then what will the future be? Just staying alive and surviving?" Cleo begrudgingly agrees.

-I can totally see Joe and Cleo Rocking an actual Sword and Dnd Cosplay (Joe got is a gift while Cleo Commissions her's after seeing Joe whip out his sword one time in a one shot DnD session) they keep the swords, but they ditch the Costume pretty early on tho.

-Mumbo's next Job Interview would be schedule at Concorp. But then the Zombie apocalypse happened on his way there.

(-@tearosepedall.)

-I don’t want this au to end but here’s my take: most of them get to the bunker where they don’t develop a cure, but do create a vaccine. Occasionally they will venture out to hand out the vaccine to survivors. Still, they all decide to stay into stay together. But because they were unable to develop a cure, even though they really try, there are some how have been lost such as etho, zed, and mumbo. Still the rest of them morn and try their best to survive without modern society. (-@lookitsspacekween.)

https://hermitcraftheadcanons.tumblr.com/post/618587883366957056/tw-very-brief-mention-of-vomit-general-warnings (-@carpe-shovelem.)

-Funny/happy ending to the Zombie AU: The hermits set up a zombie funneling system where the ones that didn't die from infection get bit by Ren to get turned back and they return the dead and give them proper burials. (-@my-cat-is-a-bastard.)

-I just remembered the thought post with Tuartis sleeping through things, Bdubs sleeping through the apocalypse, but now we've got Wels on the sleep team too! Wonder if he'd have slept through the apocalypse as well... (-@853dragons.)

TW: Mentions of dead animals:

I've got one last bit for the zombie au, it ties into my parasite one: With the rumors that the outbreak started in the Convex cancer research facility, and Scar feeling guilt because he Should Have Been Able To Stop This... It really was their fault. As a company. It wasn't intentional, of course, but Convex created the parasite. It was during research into a cure for certain conditions that are notoriously risky/impossible to perform surgery on, like brain tumors or lukemia-type cancer. The hope was to utilize the parasites as something that could harmlessly go in, eat or destroy all the cancerous cells, then die off, leaving a perfectly healthy human. The research project was abandoned after a several years, when every single attempt ended with either dead or, in later years, extremely sickly rats. Although the final round seemed promising, the rats weren't showing obvious signs of a decline in health after two weeks, Convex was convinced to just give it up and that the utilization of parasitic worms was asking for more trouble than it was worth. Plus, PETA was getting dangerous with their choices in protest against the tests, which was the main reason it was called off. Cub and the board of directors didn't want to risk bodily harm to their researchers, and it truly was getting so beyond ridiculous that a few bodyguards weren't enough protection.

Some researchers took some of the test rats home as pets, including our Patient Zero, because they really were quite cute. Patient Zero got bit by his rat, and nobody really thought anything of it for a couple weeks until his behavior took a bad turn. He was picking fights and throwing verbal abuse, and no amount of warnings and write-ups were giving any hint of stopping him. It all finally resulted in him viciously biting fellow labworkers, which sent two of them and himself to the ER. Upon arrival he had to be restrained and isolated lest he bite more people. He was fired from the company, his bodyguards pulled, but Scar had been friends and continued to visit him regularly, wondering where the change had come from, and saddened by his old friend's obvious decline in health. Nurses told him he was refusing to eat or drink, and too violent to reason with nor release to anywhere but the police or psychiatric hospital. Soon, there were more reports of uncharacteristicly aggressive actions from PZ's victims. And from there.... Well, it's your choice where the story goes, but it didn't take long for Scar to put the puzzle together.

-(@basaltdragon.)

More to be added!

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ihavenoconsistentname · 3 years

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For the ask game: The last 10 questions :) you brought this on yourself /lh

Jdkhjsh god alright /lh

10- Which Hermits do you actively watch?

It's funny cause I actively watch a hermit who isn't entirely active rn /hj

I used to watch Grian, Mumbo, Xisuma, Jevin, and Zedaph actively but now I just watch Wels (not just hc we all know this) and Beef kind of actively I'm still catching up

11- Which Hermits do you only watch occassionally?

Well,,, I think technically my previous answer is the answer to this one

12- Which Hermits do you not watch?

It's easier to say the ones I have watched to narrow that down and the rest I haven't:

Actively I have watched, and this is both rewatching old seasons and keeping up with new videos put out; Wels, Biffa, Jevin, Xisuma, Mumbo, Grian, Zedaph, and at one point I tried with Scar and Cleo

Everyone else I've either only touched a couple videos or not watched at all

13- Which Hermit did you start watching first?

hh Grian

^Typical, I started watching after I was just watching his building videos randomly and he kept mentioning hermitcraft so I was like alright ig I'll watch that and I started watching his HC videos in s6 in like the middle of the area 77/hippie arc

14- Which Hermit did you start watching most recently?

Beef,, I just liked his vibes so I started watching his s7 playlist

15- If you could play Minecraft with the Hermits, who would you most want to collaborate with?

This is a very theoretical question because I have java and a computer that can run fuck all

Technically if my computer could actually y'know run stuff I could be playing on Wels' pixelmon server lol but I think it's an obvious answer

Realistically I wouldn't collab with anyone because like what would we even do djgjskg

16- Top 5 favorite bases from any season?

I Haven't Been Paying Attentionᵀᴹ

Three fox hole's looking pretty pog, Iskall's tree too, Xisuma's is pretty cool, obviously I like Wels' base, that's literally all I've seen that I can remember the looks of

Oh and Toon Towers is fucking awesome

17- Top 5 favorite bases from any season?

In no particular order: Welsknight's s5 castle, Grian's s6 base, Mumbo's s6 base, does the nHo jungle count please tell me it does, and probably Toon Towers this season

18- Favorite shop from this season?

Again I haven't been paying attention all I know is Beef's stores and Welsmart the rest I don't really remember off the top of my head

19- Favorite shop from any season?

Uuuhhhhhhhh hell idk hfkhjskgs

I liked the way you got onto the platform for the elytra shop in s4??? That's all I got

20- Which Hermit’s skin do you like the most?

Believe it or not it's not actually Welsknight's skin, shocking ik (/s)

Honestly probably Beesuma lol

But in all fairness I do like Wels' skin,, especially this one from the civil war arc

Look at him with his little glasses look how fucking cute

And his little plume is green

ALSO SPEAKING OF SKINS I'm giving y'all the fucking eyebrow rant now;

Welsknight has Two (2) skins where his visor is flipped up and his eyebrows are visible, one with an eyebrow raised the other just normal

This man has these skins SOLELY for the last like around 10 or less seconds of one of his season 5 episodes where he sang Do You Hear The People Sing, he literally just stared at the camera then it switched to him staring at the camera but with an eyebrow raised and that was it that was all he ever used those skins for

Also he once changed his skin to Mr Mime to terrorize Nebris on C8sun's pixelmon server because Nebris hates mimes and I've mentioned this before but Wels also renamed his sword on that server "Mr Mime's Loving Touch" telling us that one day he would kill Nebris with it and it would say Nebris was killed by Mr Mime's loving touch and "it will be glorious"

Anyways fjkfgjskngs that's all the last 10

#ask #ask game #anon

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